WWF SmackDown, March 29, 2001

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00:00:07What is the fate, the fate, the fate of WCW?

00:00:12I own WCW.

00:00:15The fate, the very fate of WCW is in my hands.

00:00:24Here's the WWF, and here's WCW.

00:00:28I own my own competition.

00:00:31Well, there's Jeff Jarrett.

00:00:33Now, as far as the Jeff Jarretts of the world are concerned, you know how Jeff spells his

00:00:39name?

00:00:39That's J-E-double-F.

00:00:41Well, you know what?

00:00:42Hmm.

00:00:43I would suspect that we'd spell it a different way after tonight.

00:00:46That would be capital G-double-O-double-N-double-E.

00:00:54Gone.

00:00:54The czar of sports entertainment, Vincent K. McMahon.

00:01:00For the first time ever in sports entertainment history, this broadcast is not only being

00:01:08seen here on TNN, it's also being seen across Turner Network Television.

00:01:16Time Warner is constantly begging me, begging me to buy WCW, and I have agreed.

00:01:23Time Warner, they've signed the contract, and I will sign the contract.

00:01:28But I'll sign it this Sunday on pay-per-view at WrestleMania.

00:01:34And I'll sign it when Ted Turner himself walks down the aisle at WrestleMania and delivers

00:01:43the contract in front of me.

00:01:45Now then, what should I do with WCW?

00:01:50WCW is buried.

00:01:52WCW will remain buried, just like anybody that gets in my way.

00:01:59And that includes my son Shane.

00:02:01Every single one of you will be buried.

00:02:07Shane McMahon must be here in Cleveland.

00:02:11He's not in Cleveland.

00:02:13He's in Panama City.

00:02:15Shane McMahon is on Nitro.

00:02:17What in the hell is he doing?

00:02:20Surprise, Dad.

00:02:21Your ego has gotten the best of you.

00:02:24You wanted to finalize this deal, WCW, and WrestleMania?

00:02:31Well, Dad, that's just the opportunity that I was looking for.

00:02:33The deal is finalized, and the name of the contract does say McMahon.

00:02:40However, the contract reads Shane McMahon.

00:02:45Oh, my God!

00:02:47I don't believe it!

00:02:48I now own WCW.

00:02:52Shane McMahon has bought WCW, and Mr. McMahon is in absolute shock.

00:03:04The deal is the same.

00:03:05You won't believe it.

00:03:06He takes aún wherever and not.

00:03:16It's over he lives...

00:03:24стол HDF!

00:03:49We are just 72 hours away!

00:03:52Three days, and the biggest night in sports entertainment, Wrestlemania, live on pay-per-view!

00:04:00Welcome to the final stop on the road to Wrestlemania, Smackdown, from the Joe Louis Arena in Detroit,

00:04:07Michael Cole and Taz at ringside, and Taz, Jack, and Austin, three days away from their historic collision.

00:04:14And Cole, my question is, William Stone Cold Steel lost its mood like after what happened on Raw from the

00:04:21Rock.

00:04:25Time to play the game!

00:04:31Starting things on Smackdown with the game, Triple H, a daunting task comes Sunday at Wrestlemania.

00:04:38Triple H to face The Undertaker, and you see the cops surrounding Triple H's wife Stephanie,

00:04:44the 25-footer screening order still in effect.

00:04:46The Undertaker can't come within 25 feet of Stephanie.

00:04:51And Taz, I don't find it hard to believe the cops are out here, considering what Triple H did to

00:04:56The Undertaker.

00:04:57Last Thursday on his Smackdown, a sludge hammer to the head, causing The Undertaker 16 staples to close the wound.

00:05:05No doubt, Cole, that the game Triple H is on fire, and he's got a ring burning in him, and

00:05:13Undertaker, he's got that ring on Smackdown, have to get some sleep.

00:05:18I'll tell you one thing, Baz, these look like real police officers this time, not buddies of Triple H like

00:05:23we saw in Smackdown in that elaborate game.

00:05:25What's the big deal? They've got a security force. Step in and healthy, end the game.

00:05:29What the hell? They're gonna afford it. They have the billion-dollar pitches right there.

00:05:33Now Triple H pushing the envelope as a way, playing with fire.

00:05:38Triple H to meet The Undertaker Sunday on K-per-View at Wrestlemania.

00:05:43Triple H has come out here to ask and brag about how he forced Mick Foley into retirement, how he's

00:05:48defeated Stone Cold on the Rocks.

00:05:49But the one man of the World Wrestling Federation, Triple H has never beaten The Undertaker, and it takes place

00:05:55Sunday, and the game get it done.

00:05:57We're gonna find out at Wrestlemania this coming Sunday, and there ain't no doubt, in my opinion, that the game

00:06:04can get it done.

00:06:05That's why it's called The Game, and remember, paybacks are helpful.

00:06:08Will it be game over for Triple H come Sunday at Wrestlemania, in front of 65,000 fans at the

00:06:17Reliant Astrodome, Triple H and The Undertaker, one-on-one?

00:06:25Stephanie McMahon healthily so proud of her husband, Triple H.

00:06:30Police officers surrounding the ring.

00:06:33Well, she's got a lot to be proud of, Cole.

00:06:36That's the game right there, man.

00:06:39Indeed, he is.

00:06:40The game, the cerebral assassin.

00:06:42He's beaten the best in the business.

00:06:47Not that long ago,

00:06:49I came out here and I asked

00:06:51a very simple

00:06:53question.

00:06:56How can you be

00:06:57the absolute best

00:07:00in this business

00:07:01and not

00:07:02be given a title shot

00:07:04at Wrestlemania?

00:07:06Stone Cold earned the title shot

00:07:08at Wrestlemania

00:07:09by winning the Royal Rumble.

00:07:17My question

00:07:18was answered

00:07:19by a man

00:07:20who felt

00:07:21that I somehow

00:07:24disrespected him

00:07:25with my words.

00:07:35My question

00:07:37was answered

00:07:38by a man

00:07:39whose ego

00:07:39overrode

00:07:41his intelligence.

00:07:45The question

00:07:46was answered

00:07:47by a man

00:07:48who is

00:07:50without a doubt

00:07:51a legend

00:07:54a man

00:07:56who is

00:07:56without a doubt

00:07:58a phenom.

00:08:02And my question

00:08:04was answered

00:08:05by a man

00:08:06who without a doubt

00:08:08made the

00:08:09single biggest

00:08:11mistake

00:08:12of his career

00:08:15when he said

00:08:16that I

00:08:17couldn't

00:08:18beat him.

00:08:22That man

00:08:23also said

00:08:24that this

00:08:26was his

00:08:27yard.

00:08:32And that

00:08:33maybe

00:08:34just maybe

00:08:36someday

00:08:36I would be able

00:08:38to rule

00:08:39the yard.

00:08:45Well in the past

00:08:47that might have

00:08:48been true

00:08:50but the truth

00:08:51today is

00:08:52Taker

00:08:53that up until

00:08:55now

00:08:55you have only

00:08:57seen

00:08:57a small

00:08:58little

00:08:59itty bitty

00:09:01portion

00:09:02of what I

00:09:03am capable

00:09:03of.

00:09:11You see

00:09:12Deadman

00:09:13when are you

00:09:13going to

00:09:13wake up

00:09:14and realize

00:09:16that your

00:09:18yard

00:09:19is

00:09:20smack

00:09:21dab

00:09:21in the

00:09:22middle

00:09:22of my

00:09:24world.

00:09:32Now

00:09:33Undertaker

00:09:33were you

00:09:36running

00:09:37the yard

00:09:39when I

00:09:40had that

00:09:40chair across

00:09:41your throat.

00:09:42I could have

00:09:43choked you

00:09:43out that

00:09:44night

00:09:44Deadman

00:09:45but I

00:09:46was just

00:09:46playing

00:09:47with you.

00:09:50This is

00:09:50last Thursday

00:09:51night on

00:09:51Smackdown.

00:09:52The Undertaker

00:09:53had been

00:09:53arrested for

00:09:54violating

00:09:54a restraining

00:09:55order.

00:09:56He was

00:09:56handcuffed

00:09:57then he

00:09:57came out

00:09:57to the

00:09:58ring.

00:09:59And

00:09:59Deadman

00:10:00were you

00:10:01running

00:10:01the yard

00:10:02this night

00:10:02when I

00:10:03split your

00:10:04skull

00:10:04with a

00:10:05sledgehammer

00:10:06when I

00:10:07busted

00:10:07you open

00:10:08when I

00:10:09left you

00:10:09laying a

00:10:10bloody

00:10:11pile

00:10:11in the

00:10:13corner of

00:10:13this ring

00:10:15while your

00:10:16brother sat

00:10:17unconscious

00:10:18handcuffed

00:10:20watching.

00:10:21Were you

00:10:22running the

00:10:23ring then?

00:10:23Were you

00:10:24running the

00:10:25yard

00:10:25then?

00:10:29And

00:10:30Monday night

00:10:31were you

00:10:32running the

00:10:32yard

00:10:34when I

00:10:34cracked your

00:10:35spine with

00:10:36a steel

00:10:36chair and

00:10:38caused you

00:10:38the win?

00:10:41You see

00:10:42Deadman,

00:10:43up until

00:10:44now,

00:10:45you've been

00:10:45doing a lot

00:10:46of talking,

00:10:48you've been

00:10:49doing a lot

00:10:50of bleeding,

00:10:52and I've been

00:10:53doing a lot

00:10:53of kicking.

00:10:58You see,

00:10:59Deadman,

00:11:00you say

00:11:01that I

00:11:02cannot beat

00:11:03you.

00:11:05Up until

00:11:06now,

00:11:07I've not

00:11:08tried.

00:11:09The truth

00:11:10is that

00:11:11since I

00:11:11have tried,

00:11:12I have been

00:11:13beating you

00:11:14day in

00:11:15and day

00:11:16out.

00:11:17And at

00:11:17WrestleMania,

00:11:18it will all

00:11:19come to an

00:11:20end.

00:11:22at

00:11:23WrestleMania,

00:11:24Deadman,

00:11:25you will

00:11:26get the

00:11:26chance to

00:11:28play the

00:11:29game.

00:11:35And

00:11:36Deadman,

00:11:37when you

00:11:39play the

00:11:39game,

00:11:40you will

00:11:42lose.

00:11:49Wait a

00:11:50minute.

00:11:51Triple H

00:11:52and

00:11:52Undertaker

00:11:53scheduled

00:11:53to meet

00:11:54Sunday

00:11:54at

00:11:54WrestleMania

00:11:55but

00:11:55Taz,

00:11:57I think

00:11:57Deadman,

00:11:58Inc.

00:11:58is open

00:11:59for business

00:12:00tonight.

00:12:01I knew

00:12:01it was

00:12:01going to

00:12:02take

00:12:02it too

00:12:03long

00:12:04to come

00:12:05rolling

00:12:05into this

00:12:06arena

00:12:06and confront

00:12:07the gate.

00:12:08Now,

00:12:08keep in mind,

00:12:09The Undertaker

00:12:10cannot violate

00:12:11the 25-foot

00:12:12restraining order.

00:12:13He can't

00:12:14get within

00:12:1425 feet

00:12:15of Triple

00:12:16H's wife,

00:12:17Stephanie.

00:12:18As

00:12:19Triple

00:12:19H

00:12:19stares

00:12:20down

00:12:20and his

00:12:21opponent

00:12:21for

00:12:22WrestleMania.

00:12:23Police

00:12:23officers

00:12:24halfway between

00:12:26Undertaker

00:12:26and the

00:12:26game.

00:12:28I don't

00:12:28think we

00:12:28got enough

00:12:29cops out

00:12:29here.

00:12:32Now,

00:12:32let me see

00:12:33if I've got

00:12:35this right.

00:12:38If I play

00:12:39the game,

00:12:42I'll lose.

00:12:48Is that

00:12:49right?

00:12:53Well, let me

00:12:54give you a little

00:12:55bit of history.

00:12:59you know,

00:13:00when I was

00:13:00just a little

00:13:01bitty

00:13:02dead man,

00:13:06I had to

00:13:06go to school

00:13:07just like

00:13:07everybody else.

00:13:10Unlike

00:13:11everybody else,

00:13:12though,

00:13:13when it came

00:13:13time for

00:13:14recess,

00:13:15they used

00:13:16to send

00:13:16my little

00:13:16home.

00:13:18You know

00:13:19why they

00:13:20sent me

00:13:20home?

00:13:20home

00:13:22because I

00:13:23don't play

00:13:24games.

00:13:33I didn't

00:13:33play then.

00:13:35I sure as

00:13:36hell don't

00:13:36play now.

00:13:46Now,

00:13:47I couldn't

00:13:47help overhear

00:13:48you make

00:13:50reference

00:13:51to my

00:13:52yard

00:13:53and how

00:13:53I run

00:13:54it.

00:13:57Now,

00:13:57I know

00:13:58you're

00:13:58feeling

00:13:58pretty proud

00:13:59of yourself

00:13:59for the

00:14:0016 staples,

00:14:04but let

00:14:04me tell

00:14:04you this.

00:14:06Sometimes

00:14:07when you

00:14:07jump over

00:14:08that fence

00:14:09and you

00:14:10end up

00:14:10in the

00:14:10big dog's

00:14:11yard,

00:14:13that dog,

00:14:13it don't

00:14:14move.

00:14:16So,

00:14:16what do

00:14:17you do?

00:14:17You move

00:14:18a little

00:14:18closer.

00:14:22That dog,

00:14:23he still

00:14:24just sits

00:14:25there.

00:14:27So,

00:14:28you move

00:14:28even just

00:14:29a little

00:14:30bit closer

00:14:31and that's

00:14:32when that

00:14:32dog raises

00:14:33up his

00:14:33head.

00:14:39And that's

00:14:40when you

00:14:40realize

00:14:42that's what

00:14:43that dog

00:14:43wanted all

00:14:44along.

00:14:46so now

00:14:47you're

00:14:47standing

00:14:47there,

00:14:48Triple

00:14:48H.

00:14:51You're

00:14:52too scared

00:14:52to fight

00:14:54and it's

00:14:55too far

00:14:56to run

00:14:58and that,

00:14:59my friend,

00:15:00is when

00:15:01the dog

00:15:01gets his

00:15:02bone.

00:15:03thing.

00:15:04Whoa.

00:15:06That's a

00:15:06strong

00:15:07statement.

00:15:08You better

00:15:08stop right

00:15:09there.

00:15:10Officers,

00:15:11I have a

00:15:1125-month

00:15:12restraining order

00:15:13against that

00:15:14man.

00:15:15He's in

00:15:16violation

00:15:17of my

00:15:18restraining

00:15:18order.

00:15:20Arrest him!

00:15:22Princess,

00:15:24princess,

00:15:25shut your

00:15:26face.

00:15:26Uh-oh.

00:15:30You see,

00:15:32I figured

00:15:34if I

00:15:34showed up

00:15:35tonight,

00:15:36you'd have

00:15:36Johnny Law

00:15:37here waiting

00:15:37on me.

00:15:43So I

00:15:43made a few

00:15:44phone calls.

00:15:47The first

00:15:48call was

00:15:49to a

00:15:50lawyer.

00:15:52The second

00:15:53call was

00:15:55to a

00:15:55bail bondsman

00:15:56here in

00:15:57Detroit.

00:16:03Because if

00:16:03I go to

00:16:04jail tonight,

00:16:05you can,

00:16:06rest assured,

00:16:07I will be

00:16:07out in

00:16:0812 hours.

00:16:16Now,

00:16:17the third

00:16:17call was

00:16:20to 9-1-1

00:16:23because I

00:16:24believe your

00:16:25husband is

00:16:26about to be

00:16:27in the need

00:16:27of medical

00:16:29help.

00:16:30Here comes

00:16:31The Undertaker

00:16:31in the ring!

00:16:33The Undertaker

00:16:34in Triple H

00:16:35going at it!

00:16:38The Undertaker

00:16:39coming to get

00:16:40him some!

00:16:40The police

00:16:41officers in the

00:16:42ring!

00:16:42But not

00:16:43before The Undertaker

00:16:44lights him out

00:16:45in Triple H!

00:16:46The Undertaker

00:16:48is in the yard

00:16:48and he's taking

00:16:49it to the game!

00:16:50He's throwing

00:16:51hands,

00:16:51Cole!

00:16:52Look at

00:16:52Taker!

00:16:52He's wearing

00:16:53him out!

00:16:54Four police

00:16:55officers trying to

00:16:56explain The Undertaker

00:16:57making five!

00:16:59Undertaker still

00:17:00breaks free!

00:17:01The Undertaker

00:17:02in Triple H!

00:17:04The Undertaker

00:17:05doesn't care

00:17:06about being

00:17:06arrested!

00:17:07He just

00:17:07wants Triple H!

00:17:09Well, he got

00:17:10himself some

00:17:10Cole, and I think

00:17:11that's exactly

00:17:12what he wanted.

00:17:13The Undertaker

00:17:13knew exactly

00:17:14what he was doing!

00:17:15He had our plan now!

00:17:17He's willing

00:17:18to go to the joint!

00:17:19He's willing

00:17:19to go to jail!

00:17:20To get a new pace

00:17:21of the game

00:17:22before WrestleMania!

00:17:23And The Undertaker's

00:17:24willing to go to jail

00:17:25because he took

00:17:26all the measures

00:17:26necessary to ensure

00:17:28he's gonna be out!

00:17:29It's time for

00:17:30WrestleMania!

00:17:31Can you imagine

00:17:32Cole?

00:17:33What's gonna be like

00:17:33this Sunday

00:17:34at WrestleMania

00:17:35when The Dean

00:17:36and Zedman Inc

00:17:38lock it up!

00:17:39The Undertaker

00:17:40giving Triple H

00:17:41his face

00:17:42to what it's

00:17:42gonna be like

00:17:43at WrestleMania!

00:17:47I've been a

00:17:48professional for

00:17:4915 years.

00:17:50Nine years.

00:17:51It's taken a

00:17:51lifetime of training

00:17:52to do what I can.

00:17:53Still I've incurred

00:17:54countless injuries

00:17:55involved.

00:17:56The danger is

00:17:57always there.

00:17:58The danger is

00:17:58always there.

00:17:58The fear is

00:17:59always there.

00:18:01Don't be a

00:18:02bonehead.

00:18:02Don't be a clown.

00:18:03Don't try this at home.

00:18:03Please don't try

00:18:04this at home.

00:18:04Don't try this

00:18:06at home.

00:18:06Please leave

00:18:07the danger

00:18:08to us.

00:18:19Moments ago

00:18:19on SmackDown

00:18:20The Undertaker

00:18:21taking care of

00:18:21business.

00:18:22A calm,

00:18:23cool,

00:18:23calculated

00:18:24attack

00:18:24on Triple H.

00:18:25officers.

00:18:27I have a 25-5

00:18:28restraining order

00:18:30against that man.

00:18:31He's in violation

00:18:33of my restraining order.

00:18:36Arrest him!

00:18:40Now the third call

00:18:43was to 9-1-1.

00:18:47Because I believe

00:18:48your husband

00:18:49is about to be

00:18:50in the need

00:18:51of medical help.

00:18:53And Taz,

00:18:54The Undertaker

00:18:54wasn't worried

00:18:55about arrest,

00:18:55wasn't worried

00:18:56about restraining order.

00:18:57He just wanted

00:18:58to get a Triple H.

00:18:59He had already

00:18:59caught an attorney

00:19:00and a bail bondsman

00:19:01to get him out of jail.

00:19:02He just wanted

00:19:03to give the game

00:19:04a little taste.

00:19:05Undertaker wanted

00:19:06to give the game

00:19:07a little taste

00:19:07of what's coming

00:19:08to him

00:19:09come Sunday

00:19:09in Houston

00:19:10at WrestleMania

00:19:11and he sure

00:19:11as hell did it.

00:19:12I don't think

00:19:12he gave Triple H

00:19:13a little taste.

00:19:14I think he gave

00:19:14a big old taste.

00:19:15And now during the break

00:19:16The Undertaker

00:19:17being all lost

00:19:18to jail.

00:19:18Hey, hey, hey.

00:19:20Hey guys,

00:19:20run it up, man.

00:19:21Hey,

00:19:22you think on the way

00:19:22we can stop

00:19:23and get some donuts?

00:19:25I'm gonna bust

00:19:26this in about

00:19:27three days

00:19:27so you guys

00:19:28can take me to jail

00:19:29because I'll be out

00:19:30before we get there.

00:19:33Well, he's guaranteed

00:19:34he's gonna be out

00:19:35before WrestleMania.

00:19:36Hey, it's The Rock!

00:19:37The WWE Champion!

00:19:39Now,

00:19:41what you did on Monday night

00:19:42stunning Stone Cold

00:19:43Steve Austin

00:19:44may have pleased you

00:19:45but it wasn't well received.

00:19:47And so,

00:19:47Steve Austin

00:19:48will be here soon

00:19:49and Mr. McMahon

00:19:50has informed me

00:19:51to make sure

00:19:52that nothing happens

00:19:53to his main event

00:19:54at WrestleMania.

00:19:55So, what I suggest

00:19:56you do is

00:19:57go along to your dressing room

00:19:58and remain there

00:19:59and keep out of trouble

00:20:00if that's okay.

00:20:07aren't you the guy

00:20:08that drank pee last week?

00:20:13Mr. McMahon

00:20:13has told me

00:20:15to inform you...

00:20:16Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:20:17So The Rock understands now.

00:20:18So not only do you drink pee

00:20:19but you're some sort of

00:20:20messenger boy.

00:20:22You listen to me.

00:20:22I am the World Wrestling Federation.

00:20:24And I am The Rock!

00:20:26The WWE Champion!

00:20:27The one who stuns

00:20:28Stone Cold Steve Austin

00:20:29last Monday night on Raw.

00:20:31So you want The Rock

00:20:32to stay out of trouble tonight

00:20:33on The Rock Show SmackDown?

00:20:35Yes, sir.

00:20:35You want no trouble

00:20:36from The Rock!

00:20:36You want The Rock

00:20:37to go over there

00:20:37and sit in his dressing room?

00:20:42No problem.

00:20:58No problem.

00:21:05I doubt it.

00:21:07The following tag team

00:21:09contest is scheduled

00:21:10to unfold.

00:21:11Making their way

00:21:11to the ring

00:21:12being accompanied

00:21:12by Jack Berlin

00:21:13at a combined weight

00:21:14of 570 pounds.

00:21:16Bradshaw and Bruce

00:21:17the echoey.

00:21:19The APA

00:21:20dead for action.

00:21:21And tonight's SmackDown

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00:21:37And by Chef Boyardee

00:21:39overstuffed himself

00:21:40on Thursday night

00:21:40with Chef Boyardee

00:21:41overstuffed

00:21:42and the WWF.

00:21:48Making their way

00:21:49to the ring.

00:21:50Big accompanied

00:21:51by Albert.

00:21:52Addict of mine

00:21:53weight of 452 pounds.

00:21:56X-Pac

00:21:56and it's just incredible.

00:21:58The APA

00:21:59set to take on

00:22:00X-Pac

00:22:00for just incredible

00:22:01in this tag match

00:22:02but it's three days

00:22:03at Wrestlemania

00:22:03on pay-per-view.

00:22:05The APA

00:22:06is going to team

00:22:06with you,

00:22:07Kaz.

00:22:07In a six-man match

00:22:09you can take on

00:22:10the right to censor.

00:22:11It ain't often

00:22:11that Kaz needs

00:22:13someone's back

00:22:14but when you need

00:22:15back

00:22:15you go

00:22:16to two men

00:22:17and that's the APA.

00:22:19And my boys

00:22:20we're going to lock it up

00:22:21with the right to censor.

00:22:22And they will become

00:22:23victims

00:22:24at Wrestlemania.

00:22:26It was on Raw

00:22:27this past Monday night.

00:22:28Kaz picking up

00:22:28a victory over

00:22:29Val Venus

00:22:30in that unique

00:22:31Lumberjack match.

00:22:33And here tonight

00:22:33on Smackdown

00:22:34APA gets it on

00:22:35with X-Pac

00:22:36and Justin Credible.

00:22:37Just want to remind

00:22:38all our great fans

00:22:39in Indianapolis

00:22:39that tickets are going

00:22:40on sale this Saturday

00:22:41for WWF live action

00:22:43in the great city

00:22:44of Indianapolis

00:22:45as Bradshaw

00:22:46locks up with

00:22:47Justin Credible.

00:22:48And all you great fans

00:22:49in Houston

00:22:49and all you heading

00:22:50down to Wrestlemania

00:22:51and tomorrow night

00:22:52against WWF Access

00:22:53in the Astro Hall.

00:22:55Your best chance

00:22:55to get up close

00:22:56and personal

00:22:57with WWF superstars.

00:23:00Justin Credible

00:23:01boot to the face

00:23:02of Bradshaw

00:23:02who misses

00:23:02with the right hand

00:23:03and now Justin Credible

00:23:04uses his speed

00:23:05and quickness

00:23:05to get the upper hand

00:23:06on Bradshaw.

00:23:08A volatile situation

00:23:09here tonight

00:23:10on Smackdown.

00:23:11The Rock

00:23:12who stunned

00:23:12Stone Cold

00:23:13Steve Austin

00:23:14on Raw this past

00:23:15Monday night

00:23:15is in the building

00:23:16and Stone Cold

00:23:17Steve Austin

00:23:18is expected

00:23:19a little bit later on

00:23:21to on the eve

00:23:21of Wrestlemania

00:23:22things could explode

00:23:23here tonight in Detroit.

00:23:26X-Box ramble

00:23:27a wall

00:23:28and the wall

00:23:28is named Bradshaw

00:23:29and Brooke

00:23:30get off the tag.

00:23:31Also tonight

00:23:31two huge tag team

00:23:33matchups.

00:23:34Coming up next

00:23:34Kurt Angle

00:23:35team with Eddie Guerrero

00:23:36to take on

00:23:38Test and Chris Benoit

00:23:39and a little bit

00:23:40later on

00:23:41Y2J and Kane

00:23:42to take on

00:23:44the Big Show

00:23:44and Commissioner

00:23:45William Regal.

00:23:47It ain't long

00:23:48for this.

00:23:48Wow, what a

00:23:49backer.

00:23:50Powered by Farouk

00:23:51comes to leg.

00:23:51There's Wining.

00:23:52X-Box kicks out

00:23:53before the count of three.

00:23:54Farouk almost snapped

00:23:55that pocket half.

00:23:56Damn.

00:23:57You have to believe

00:23:58Commissioner Regal

00:23:58got to be pretty confident

00:23:59with the Big Show

00:24:00in this corner

00:24:00and also Y2J and Kane

00:24:02that's going to be

00:24:03tag team

00:24:04considering those two

00:24:05wouldn't you be

00:24:06covered by Bradshaw.

00:24:07Incredible breaks up.

00:24:08Wouldn't you be confident

00:24:09going with a guy

00:24:10like the Big Show

00:24:10in your corner?

00:24:11I'd be very confident

00:24:12and also confident

00:24:13for the fact that

00:24:13Y2J and Kane

00:24:15have had this

00:24:15longstanding rivalry

00:24:16and they're teaming up

00:24:17tonight.

00:24:18Incredible off the

00:24:19steel pole.

00:24:20What a scissors kick

00:24:21by Albert

00:24:23to knock down Bradshaw

00:24:24outside the ring.

00:24:26What a scissors kick

00:24:27by the 6'7",

00:24:29350-pound Albert.

00:24:30Albert's a monster.

00:24:31He's a machine.

00:24:33Bam!

00:24:33Beautiful double suplex.

00:24:35Albert's a machine, man.

00:24:37Here's the cover

00:24:38kicked out with authority

00:24:39by Bradshaw.

00:24:40X-Pac knocked

00:24:41the referee down.

00:24:43So what's the deal?

00:24:44Is Jackie like

00:24:45an honorary APA member?

00:24:47Call her what?

00:24:47Jackie's hanging out

00:24:48with Theruk and Bradshaw.

00:24:49I guess you could call her honorary.

00:24:50She's tough and hot.

00:24:51Look, she's got both.

00:24:52Oh, look at that!

00:24:53Heel kick!

00:24:54X-Pac is just dropping

00:24:56Bradshaw in for it

00:24:57with these spank kicks.

00:24:58You don't see that often.

00:24:59You don't see the APA

00:25:00go down that way

00:25:02and X-Pac's laying him in.

00:25:03Well, X-Pac gonna

00:25:04climb to the top rope

00:25:05high-risk maneuver here

00:25:06for X-Pac

00:25:07who's caught in midair

00:25:08by Bradshaw.

00:25:09Pulled to the face

00:25:10incredible

00:25:10and Bradshaw

00:25:11with a full slam

00:25:12slam

00:25:14by X-Pac.

00:25:15Tremendous athletic ability

00:25:16and strength

00:25:16by Bradshaw.

00:25:18Not only catching

00:25:19X-Pac in midair

00:25:20but having the balance

00:25:20to not credible

00:25:21down with the boot.

00:25:22Actually backed off

00:25:23like in title

00:25:23like a full tabletop

00:25:25suplex, man.

00:25:25And here comes Garouk

00:25:26with a double quote line

00:25:28to X-Pac

00:25:29and just incredible.

00:25:31And here we go.

00:25:32X-Pac whipped up

00:25:33off the hook.

00:25:33What a slam

00:25:34and wait a minute.

00:25:35What the hell is this?

00:25:36We've got visitors

00:25:37right to center

00:25:38making their way

00:25:39to the ring.

00:25:41And Bell beat us

00:25:42up on the apron.

00:25:43Wait a minute.

00:25:43Where the hell is Taz going?

00:25:47Taz is in pursuit

00:25:48of the right to center

00:25:49to have the APA.

00:25:51Garouk in the ring

00:25:52as a cover.

00:25:52The referee's distracted

00:25:54from Buchanan

00:25:55with a bicycle kick

00:25:57to the back of the head.

00:25:58Up the roof.

00:25:59X-Pac picks up

00:26:00the victory for his team.

00:26:02The right to center

00:26:03is through the APA

00:26:04and now they're

00:26:05beating the hell

00:26:06and it's Taz.

00:26:09Taz into the ring

00:26:10and Steven Richards

00:26:11with a Steven kick

00:26:12to the face of Taz.

00:26:14And now holding Taz down

00:26:16as this four on three

00:26:17assault continues.

00:26:19Malvinus

00:26:20money shot to Taz.

00:26:23And now a clothesline

00:26:24to Farouk.

00:26:25Right to center

00:26:26has beaten the hell

00:26:28out of Taz

00:26:28and the APA.

00:26:34Come Sunday

00:26:35at WrestleMania,

00:26:37Taz and the APA

00:26:38against Right to center

00:26:39in that six-man tag team

00:26:41matchup.

00:26:42There will be hell to pay.

00:26:44But for tonight

00:26:45on SmackDown,

00:26:46Steven Richards

00:26:47and Right to center

00:26:48have sent a message.

00:26:51And Steven Richards

00:26:53and the Right to center

00:26:54salute

00:26:55standing over the

00:26:57falling Taz.

00:26:58Oh, wait a minute.

00:27:00What's this?

00:27:08It's Shane McMahon!

00:27:12Shane McMahon is here

00:27:14on SmackDown!

00:27:16Hey, I know you didn't tap out.

00:27:19How you guys doing?

00:27:20Good to see you.

00:27:21What was that?

00:27:23Tapology,

00:27:23you know that

00:27:25chick camera?

00:27:26Anyway, listen, listen.

00:27:27I didn't tap out on Monday.

00:27:28Yeah.

00:27:29This time I'ma let it all go loud.

00:27:32This time I'ma stand up and shout.

00:27:35I'ma do things my way.

00:27:37It's my way.

00:27:38My way over my way.

00:27:40Check out.

00:27:41Check out my man.

00:27:43Thanks, just watch my bag.

00:27:46Edge and Christian are going to be it.

00:27:47Yo, what's up, fellas?

00:27:49What's going on?

00:27:50Hey, man.

00:27:50How you doing?

00:27:51Good.

00:27:51Hey, man, really okay?

00:27:53Yo, Rhino classed her

00:27:54last morning at night

00:27:54with that boar thing.

00:27:56Yeah, she'll be fine,

00:27:57especially after I take care

00:27:58of my business tonight.

00:27:59Shoot.

00:27:59I don't know.

00:28:00Well, what about you and your dad, man?

00:28:01That was pretty dreamlike crazy.

00:28:04History was made.

00:28:05That's Monday night history.

00:28:06A lot of stuff going on.

00:28:07A lot of stuff going on.

00:28:08Got any hot news for us?

00:28:09I'll keep you posted.

00:28:11We're interested.

00:28:12You're interested?

00:28:12Keep an ear out.

00:28:13Yeah, man.

00:28:13Check you guys later.

00:28:14All right, man.

00:28:16Back on SmackDown,

00:28:16Michael Cole here at ringside

00:28:18by myself.

00:28:18Taz was taken out moments ago

00:28:20after an attack

00:28:21by right to censor.

00:28:22Then came the Steven kick,

00:28:24followed by the money shot,

00:28:25leading to the bugging

00:28:27by right to censor to Taz.

00:28:29Now I'm joined by Paul Heyman

00:28:30here at ringside.

00:28:30And Paul,

00:28:31we saw the arrival

00:28:32of Shane McMahon.

00:28:33Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

00:28:34Ex-nay on the Ainshay.

00:28:36We're not supposed to, uh...

00:28:37Well...

00:28:38If you're going to talk

00:28:39about a CW,

00:28:40Mr. McMahon wants you

00:28:41to talk about ECW.

00:28:42It's the only CW

00:28:43in sports entertainment.

00:28:45Yeah, we've been banned

00:28:46by Mr. McMahon

00:28:47about talking about

00:28:47that company

00:28:48from down south.

00:28:50I think he gets

00:28:51right there

00:28:51from Evington, Alberta.

00:28:53Weigh in his 229 pounds.

00:28:56Chris Benoit.

00:28:57Well, the rabid Wolverine

00:28:58Paul, Chris Benoit

00:28:59to meet Kurt Angle

00:29:00at WrestleMania.

00:29:01The challenge was made

00:29:03by Benoit,

00:29:03accepted by Angle

00:29:04this past Monday night

00:29:05on Raw.

00:29:06But check out Chris Benoit.

00:29:07Great action with

00:29:08Kurt Angle in the ring.

00:29:10But it was a Chris Benoit

00:29:11crossface

00:29:12to the Olympic hero

00:29:13Kurt Angle.

00:29:14And as you're going to see

00:29:14in a moment,

00:29:15Kurt Angle

00:29:15was actually

00:29:16tapping out.

00:29:17Oh, this is an amazing scene.

00:29:19Something I have never,

00:29:20ever dreamed

00:29:21would be possible.

00:29:22The crossface

00:29:23by Benoit.

00:29:24And Kurt Angle

00:29:25for the first time

00:29:27in his life

00:29:27actually taps out.

00:29:29I cannot

00:29:30believe it.

00:29:33Chris Benoit

00:29:34set for tag team

00:29:35action here tonight.

00:29:36And here comes

00:29:37his partner

00:29:37of the European champion.

00:29:39And he's

00:29:39Ted's partner.

00:29:40He weighs

00:29:41at 282 pounds.

00:29:43The World Wrestling Federation

00:29:45European champion,

00:29:47Tess.

00:29:48On WrestleMania

00:29:49on pay-per-view

00:29:50this coming Sunday,

00:29:51Tess will defend

00:29:51the European title

00:29:53against

00:29:53Latino Heat,

00:29:54Eddie Guerrero.

00:29:55One of 11 matches,

00:29:57six title matches

00:29:58Sunday

00:29:58at WrestleMania.

00:30:00Tess is,

00:30:01in my opinion,

00:30:02one of the fastest

00:30:03rising stars

00:30:04in the World Wrestling

00:30:05Federation today.

00:30:06It's not just his size,

00:30:08it's his speed,

00:30:09and it's his ability.

00:30:11Taking his way

00:30:12to the ring

00:30:13from El Paso,

00:30:14Texas,

00:30:15weighing in at

00:30:15285 pounds,

00:30:17Eddie Guerrero.

00:30:19But then again,

00:30:20this Sunday

00:30:21at WrestleMania,

00:30:22exclusively on pay-per-view,

00:30:25Ted has to defend

00:30:27that title

00:30:28against Eddie Guerrero,

00:30:30and Eddie Guerrero

00:30:31is no stranger

00:30:32to championships.

00:30:33Eddie Guerrero wants

00:30:35to regain

00:30:35the European title

00:30:36on Sunday Night Heat

00:30:37this past Sunday Night

00:30:38Fall.

00:30:39Eddie Guerrero claims

00:30:39that William Regal

00:30:41and himself,

00:30:42Eddie Guerrero,

00:30:43were the greatest

00:30:43European champions

00:30:44of all time.

00:31:02And it's for Pittsburgh,

00:31:03at WrestleMania,

00:31:04weighing in at 232 pounds,

00:31:07Kurt Angle.

00:31:08Well, you know,

00:31:09Chris Benoit claims

00:31:10he's the best

00:31:10technical wrestler

00:31:11in the World Wrestling

00:31:12Federation today.

00:31:14Kurt Angle took the

00:31:15offense to that claim

00:31:16on Raw Monday night,

00:31:17and it's gonna be

00:31:18interesting to see

00:31:19those two locked up

00:31:19Sunday at WrestleMania.

00:31:20Oh, I'm pumped,

00:31:21I'm excited.

00:31:22I cannot wait

00:31:23to see Angle

00:31:24versus Benoit

00:31:26this Sunday

00:31:27at WrestleMania.

00:31:28To me,

00:31:28that is worth

00:31:29the price of admission

00:31:30alone.

00:31:31I would buy

00:31:32WrestleMania

00:31:32since you see

00:31:33those two go out

00:31:34of both right now.

00:31:35Kurt Angle,

00:31:36the only,

00:31:36only Olympic gold medalist

00:31:38ever in the WWF,

00:31:39taking it to Test,

00:31:40and in comes

00:31:41Latino.

00:31:42And Eddie Guerrero

00:31:43at Test

00:31:43Sunday at WrestleMania,

00:31:44talking about that Angle

00:31:45Benoit matchup.

00:31:46Your prediction,

00:31:47who's gonna come away

00:31:48and prove they're the best

00:31:49technical wrestler

00:31:49in the world today?

00:31:50I can't call that one,

00:31:52it's too damn close.

00:31:53Oh, look out,

00:31:54the strength of Test,

00:31:55Eddie Guerrero.

00:31:56What about these two?

00:31:57Meeting for the European

00:31:58title at WrestleMania.

00:31:59I think right now,

00:32:01boom,

00:32:01bam,

00:32:02right now.

00:32:02Here's the cover,

00:32:03hook of the leg by Test,

00:32:04kick out by Eddie Guerrero.

00:32:05As much as I'm a fan of Test,

00:32:07and I'm a huge fan of Test,

00:32:08I smell an upset

00:32:09this Sunday.

00:32:10I gotta go with

00:32:11Eddie Guerrero,

00:32:12a second generation wrestler

00:32:13and a purist at that.

00:32:15Well, Kurt Angle

00:32:15from behind,

00:32:16Eddie Guerrero

00:32:16with a clothesline.

00:32:17You have to agree,

00:32:18the Test has been

00:32:19on a major roll.

00:32:21The confidence is building

00:32:22ever since he won

00:32:22the European title

00:32:23from William Regal.

00:32:25And here's Kurt Angle

00:32:26in off the tag,

00:32:27and the Olympic hero

00:32:28goes to work on Test.

00:32:30And if you want

00:32:30to make a prediction,

00:32:31why don't you make

00:32:32a prediction as to

00:32:32what's gonna happen

00:32:33to Stone Cold Steve Austin

00:32:34right here,

00:32:35right now,

00:32:36tonight?

00:32:36I'll tell you,

00:32:37Stone Cold Steve Austin,

00:32:38low blow referee

00:32:39in his back turn.

00:32:40Kurt Angle going

00:32:40for the ankle lock,

00:32:41trying to lock

00:32:42in the ankle lock,

00:32:43and look at the European

00:32:43champion,

00:32:45Is he tapping out?

00:32:46Is he trying

00:32:46to get to the ropes?

00:32:47The ankle lock is in,

00:32:49and Test makes it

00:32:50to the ropes.

00:32:51Very, very,

00:32:52smart move by Test.

00:32:53He had to get

00:32:54to the ropes.

00:32:55There was no way

00:32:55he moved.

00:32:56I was talking.

00:32:58There was no way

00:32:58he was gonna survive

00:32:59the ankle lock,

00:33:00and now,

00:33:01Kurt Angle

00:33:02taking apart Test,

00:33:03taking apart

00:33:04the European champion,

00:33:06and perhaps even

00:33:06more importantly,

00:33:08softening him up

00:33:08for Eddie Guerrero

00:33:09for this Sunday night

00:33:11at WrestleMania.

00:33:12Well, the heart

00:33:13of Test resilient

00:33:14after the two suplexes

00:33:15by Kurt Angle,

00:33:16and look at this,

00:33:16both men knocked down,

00:33:17center of the ring,

00:33:18in this tag team matchup.

00:33:21We've talked about

00:33:22Stone Cold Steve Austin,

00:33:23the Rattlesnake 2

00:33:24who arrived here tonight.

00:33:25The Rock's already here,

00:33:26but he's been ordered

00:33:26to stay in his locker room

00:33:28by Commissioner Regal

00:33:29through Mr. McMahon.

00:33:29You have a problem

00:33:30with New Yorkers?

00:33:31Kaz already told you

00:33:32Austin would be here.

00:33:33Kaz gave you his word,

00:33:35and Kaz's word

00:33:36should be good enough

00:33:37for you,

00:33:38and now,

00:33:39now in comes Latino.

00:33:40And here comes

00:33:41Chris Benoit

00:33:42and the Rabid Wolverine.

00:33:43Watch him, son of Angle.

00:33:45And there's a

00:33:45chopped Eddie Guerrero.

00:33:47And there we go,

00:33:48German suplex

00:33:49from Benoit to Angle.

00:33:50And Eddie Guerrero

00:33:51from behind.

00:33:53And stepping up Benoit

00:33:54for Angle,

00:33:55and there's the right hands.

00:33:58The double team,

00:33:59and Test with a boop!

00:34:00Eddie Guerrero

00:34:01as Angle

00:34:02ducked out of the way!

00:34:04I think Paul,

00:34:05that boop

00:34:05is meant for Angle.

00:34:06Oh, look out,

00:34:07a hinkle off the apron,

00:34:08and Benoit runs

00:34:09into Guerrero.

00:34:10Look at that!

00:34:10What a move!

00:34:12Go for the crossface!

00:34:14He's got it!

00:34:15The crossface locked in!

00:34:17Eddie Guerrero

00:34:17comes it off!

00:34:18Chris Benoit

00:34:19with the crossface

00:34:20to Eddie Guerrero!

00:34:22Give all the credit

00:34:23in the world

00:34:24to Eddie Guerrero!

00:34:25What a smart, smart game!

00:34:26Wait a minute!

00:34:27Kurt Angle from behind!

00:34:28The ankle lock!

00:34:29Benoit's top

00:34:30of the ankle lock!

00:34:31Angle's trying

00:34:32to break the ankle!

00:34:33That's his Benoit!

00:34:36Angle is snapped!

00:34:38Kurt Angle

00:34:39embarrassed on Raw

00:34:40on Monday night

00:34:41after having to

00:34:42tap onto the crossface!

00:34:44Get some revenge

00:34:45on Benoit here tonight!

00:34:47Angle tapped out

00:34:47on Raw!

00:34:48Benoit tapping up

00:34:50to the ankle lock

00:34:51here tonight!

00:34:52Which hole

00:34:53will prevail

00:34:54Sunday on pay-per-view!

00:34:57Angle and Benoit

00:34:58to prove

00:34:59who's the best

00:35:00technical wrestler

00:35:01in the world today

00:35:03at Wrestlemania!

00:35:04we are!

00:35:09Come in!

00:35:13Oh, Deborah!

00:35:14So, Commissioner,

00:35:15did you want to

00:35:16send me about something?

00:35:17Indeed I do!

00:35:18Your husband

00:35:19still isn't here

00:35:20and I'd like to

00:35:21inform you of something,

00:35:22young lady.

00:35:23Mr. McMahon

00:35:24will hold you

00:35:25personally

00:35:26and I do mean

00:35:26personally responsible

00:35:28if anything happens

00:35:29here tonight

00:35:30to effect his main event

00:35:31at Wrestlemania

00:35:33against your husband,

00:35:34Stone Cold Steve Austin

00:35:35and The Rock.

00:35:36Now,

00:35:37you have influence

00:35:38with both of them.

00:35:39Obviously,

00:35:39with Stone Cold Steve Austin

00:35:41you're married to him

00:35:41and with The Rock

00:35:42because you manage him.

00:35:44So, you have influence,

00:35:45you better use it

00:35:46or else.

00:35:47Well, I can tell you

00:35:48one thing,

00:35:48none of this sounds fair.

00:35:50Goodbye.

00:35:53I love you, Chief.

00:36:01And now,

00:36:02the WWF Boot of the Week

00:36:04brought to you by Luggs.

00:36:05Boots and Shoes

00:36:06tough enough

00:36:07to take on the world.

00:36:10Luggs.

00:36:11Boots and Shoes

00:36:12with an attitude.

00:36:14I have acquired

00:36:17WCW.

00:36:17Time Warner,

00:36:18Dave signed the contract

00:36:20and I will sign

00:36:21the contract

00:36:22at Wrestlemania.

00:36:23The deal is finalized.

00:36:25The contract reads

00:36:27Shane McMahon.

00:36:29I now own

00:36:31WCW.

00:36:33Listen,

00:36:33you're one of the greatest

00:36:34athletes in the world

00:36:35of wrestling.

00:36:36You're one of the greatest

00:36:37athletes in this business,

00:36:38period.

00:36:38You have so much talent.

00:36:39Hey, congratulations

00:36:40on your purchase, man.

00:36:41That was absolutely

00:36:42tremendous.

00:36:43Thank you very much.

00:36:44I appreciate that.

00:36:45That was a while.

00:36:47What the hell

00:36:48are you doing here?

00:36:49What do you mean?

00:36:50Shane, Dad

00:36:51is insane.

00:36:52He's so angry right now.

00:36:54I mean, you

00:36:56bought WCW.

00:36:57That's right.

00:36:58And you bought it

00:36:59right up from

00:37:00underneath him.

00:37:01And you were in

00:37:03their ring

00:37:03on Monday night.

00:37:05Hey, let me remind you

00:37:06of something.

00:37:07That I have just as much

00:37:08right to be here

00:37:09than anybody else.

00:37:09I still own

00:37:10a piece of this company.

00:37:12And I just own

00:37:13a whole other one

00:37:14myself.

00:37:14But that's a different story.

00:37:16I'm just saying

00:37:17Shane, what's up?

00:37:18Good to see you, Billy.

00:37:19Take care, man.

00:37:20Shane, Dad

00:37:22is going to

00:37:23kill you

00:37:24at WrestleMania.

00:37:25I'll worry about that.

00:37:27See you later.

00:37:30At WrestleMania,

00:37:32Paul Heyman,

00:37:33it is a street fight.

00:37:34Shane McMahon

00:37:35versus Mr. McMahon

00:37:36in three days

00:37:37on pay-per-view.

00:37:38And now,

00:37:39there's a special

00:37:40guest referee involved.

00:37:41So not only

00:37:42does the father

00:37:43have to take on

00:37:44the challenge

00:37:44of his son,

00:37:45Mr. McMahon

00:37:46has to fight

00:37:47the owner

00:37:47of the other guy,

00:37:49but Mick Foley,

00:37:50whom Mr. McMahon

00:37:52fired.

00:37:53Mick Foley

00:37:53is going to be

00:37:54the special

00:37:55guest referee

00:37:56in the father

00:37:57versus son

00:37:58street fight.

00:37:59That sucks

00:38:00for Mr. McMahon.

00:38:06Hey, look!

00:38:08It's Mick Foley!

00:38:09Mick Foley is here!

00:38:11I can't believe it!

00:38:12I know, I know!

00:38:13Mick Foley is here!

00:38:15But why?

00:38:16He was fired!

00:38:19I know a lot of you

00:38:20are probably

00:38:21wondering

00:38:21why I'm here.

00:38:23I just kind of

00:38:24believe that

00:38:26Wrestlemania

00:38:27wouldn't be

00:38:28Wrestlemania

00:38:29without Mick Foley

00:38:31involved.

00:38:33What I've done

00:38:34is kind of

00:38:35taken it upon

00:38:35myself

00:38:36to get involved

00:38:37in one of the

00:38:37really big matchups

00:38:38at Wrestlemania.

00:38:40Yes!

00:38:41Hello, Vince!

00:38:42Mr. McMahon

00:38:42is back.

00:38:43I'm in no mood

00:38:44for this.

00:38:45Now get the hell

00:38:46out of my ring!

00:38:47You're trying

00:38:48to tell me

00:38:48that I can't

00:38:50be a part

00:38:51of Wrestlemania?

00:38:54I think I can!

00:38:56I think I can!

00:38:57And I'll tell you why!

00:38:59I'm gonna give you

00:38:59a short history lesson

00:39:00right now.

00:39:01You came back

00:39:02to the WWF

00:39:03in the beginning

00:39:04of December

00:39:04and it was

00:39:05only I guess

00:39:06about three weeks

00:39:07later,

00:39:08right before Christmas

00:39:09that you

00:39:10you're fired!

00:39:11You fired me!

00:39:12Now Vince,

00:39:13I may look dumb

00:39:14but I'm not stupid.

00:39:16I knew what you

00:39:17had in mind

00:39:17and that is why

00:39:18your wife and I

00:39:19we had a very

00:39:20important business

00:39:22meeting on

00:39:23December 5th

00:39:24of 2000.

00:39:25Mick,

00:39:25at your request,

00:39:27I've had our

00:39:27legal department

00:39:28draw up this

00:39:29pretty tall stack

00:39:30of documents

00:39:31and I think

00:39:31you will just

00:39:32proceed and get

00:39:32them signed

00:39:33and then everything

00:39:33will be official.

00:39:34We're gonna get right

00:39:35to it.

00:39:35We got a lot of

00:39:36work to do

00:39:36and Vince,

00:39:37by the way,

00:39:38your life as you

00:39:39know it

00:39:40is about to change.

00:39:42We signed

00:39:43a lot of documents

00:39:44but the document

00:39:45that I'm interested

00:39:46in right now

00:39:47is this one

00:39:49which more or less

00:39:50says that

00:39:50at Wrestlemania

00:39:51I can be

00:39:52the special guest

00:39:54referee

00:39:54at any match

00:39:56of my choosing.

00:39:59Come on Vince,

00:40:01try to smile

00:40:02because you're

00:40:02going to be

00:40:03in the same room

00:40:04with me

00:40:04when I'm

00:40:05a special guest

00:40:06referee

00:40:06when you take

00:40:08on your son

00:40:09the new owner

00:40:10of WCW

00:40:13Shane McMahon.

00:40:14Have a nice day.

00:40:16I don't believe this.

00:40:17This has become

00:40:18the worst day

00:40:20in Vince McMahon's life.

00:40:24It's stone cold.

00:40:26Austin's here.

00:40:27What a time.

00:40:29Who the hell

00:40:30do you think you are?

00:40:31Mr. McMahon

00:40:32has informed me

00:40:33to inform you

00:40:34that he doesn't want

00:40:35anything happening

00:40:35to his main events

00:40:36at Wrestlemania.

00:40:37So I hope you...

00:40:38I hope you're

00:40:39bloody list...

00:40:41I...

00:40:43Hey!

00:40:45Who the hell

00:40:45parked in my

00:40:46parking place?

00:40:47This is my

00:40:48parking place!

00:40:50Who are you

00:40:51driving for, pal?

00:40:52Shane McMahon, sir!

00:40:56Shane...

00:40:56McMahon?

00:40:59Shane McMahon

00:41:01is here!

00:41:03Shane is here

00:41:04in Detroit!

00:41:18Smackdown coming

00:41:19from the sold-out

00:41:19Joe Louis Arena

00:41:20in Detroit

00:41:21three days away

00:41:22from Wrestlemania

00:41:23and the collision

00:41:24of Stone Cold

00:41:24and The Rock.

00:41:25And The Rock

00:41:26and Stone Cold

00:41:27are both here tonight.

00:41:28Austin arriving

00:41:29moments ago.

00:41:30He was struck

00:41:31by The Rock on Raw.

00:41:32You have to believe

00:41:33The Rattlestick

00:41:35is furious!

00:41:37Hey!

00:41:38There's Tommy Hurts!

00:41:40You know,

00:41:40Tommy Hurts

00:41:41is excited

00:41:42for Wrestlemania

00:41:43and the collision

00:41:44of The Rock

00:41:44and Austin

00:41:45just like the rest of us!

00:41:46He ain't the only one!

00:41:47Our main event!

00:41:48It will be Stone Cold

00:41:50in The Rock

00:41:51against The Undertaker

00:41:52and Kane

00:41:53a slice

00:41:54of Tag Team Hell!

00:41:56Just so we're clear

00:41:57on this,

00:41:58you don't want

00:41:58a team with The Rock.

00:41:59The Rock doesn't want

00:41:59a team with you.

00:42:00Our match against

00:42:00The Undertaker

00:42:01and Kane tonight

00:42:02just as long

00:42:03as we know.

00:42:03You don't mess

00:42:04with The Rock,

00:42:05The Rock won't

00:42:06mess with you.

00:42:07What you're saying

00:42:07is cool with me

00:42:09but when the match

00:42:10is over

00:42:10all bets are off.

00:42:12Is that understood?

00:42:14Damn right it is.

00:42:16I love the intensity

00:42:17in the ring right now!

00:42:19Austin and The Rock

00:42:20said they'll try

00:42:20to coexist

00:42:21during the match

00:42:21but when the match

00:42:22is over

00:42:23all bets are off!

00:42:25That means right now

00:42:26all bets are on!

00:42:28Oh,

00:42:28and he didn't

00:42:28you take a goal

00:42:29for the last one!

00:42:30What are you doing?

00:42:31Triple H

00:42:32will have to tear

00:42:33right to the back

00:42:34of The Undertaker's head!

00:42:35Got him up!

00:42:36Triple H was on vacation!

00:42:38Austin's got the cover!

00:42:39Stone Cold

00:42:40beats The Undertaker!

00:42:42Banks to the game!

00:42:43Oh my God!

00:42:44Look at The Undertaker's

00:42:45eyes!

00:42:46Can you imagine

00:42:46what The Undertaker's

00:42:47going to want to do

00:42:48to the game

00:42:48at Wrestlemania?

00:42:49There's going to be

00:42:50some serious hell to pay!

00:42:52Is Stone Cold

00:42:54celebrating a victory

00:42:55here tonight?

00:42:55What is he celebrating

00:42:56in advance?

00:42:57What he hopes to do

00:42:58at Wrestlemania?

00:42:59Wait a minute!

00:43:00The Rock back in the ring!

00:43:02I don't think he'll be

00:43:02celebrating with Austin

00:43:03but maybe I'm wrong!

00:43:07Wait a minute!

00:43:08The Rock just gave

00:43:09the Stone Cold

00:43:10start!

00:43:11The Stone Cold

00:43:11team Austin!

00:43:12How personal

00:43:13can this get?

00:43:15The Rock just

00:43:16gave Austin

00:43:17a beer to remember him by!

00:43:19The Rock just

00:43:21stopped!

00:43:21Stone Cold

00:43:22team Austin!

00:43:24And by God!

00:43:25Can you imagine

00:43:26what it's going to be

00:43:27like when Austin

00:43:28comes to?

00:43:38The Joe Louis Arena

00:43:40in Detroit

00:43:41has exploded!

00:43:43And how could we be

00:43:44looking at the next

00:43:46WWF champion?

00:43:48What?

00:43:48Austin meets The Rock

00:43:50Sunday at Wrestlemania

00:43:52a pay-per-view!

00:43:54I have no idea

00:43:56what you're saying!

00:43:57All I know

00:43:58is that this Sunday

00:43:59night

00:44:00the two biggest

00:44:01starters

00:44:02are the only

00:44:02in the World

00:44:03Wrestling Federation

00:44:05but in all

00:44:06of Sports

00:44:06Intercations!

00:44:08Go back to hell!

00:44:09What I won!

00:44:10I'm an all-partner

00:44:11with my prestigious

00:44:12prize

00:44:13in all

00:44:14of Sports

00:44:15Intercations!

00:44:20Austin vs. The Rock

00:44:22this Sunday night

00:44:24live

00:44:25exclusively

00:44:26a pay-per-view

00:44:27in Wrestlemania!

00:44:29That's what you were

00:44:30saying!

00:44:31I agree with you!

00:44:32We saw on Raw

00:44:33this past Monday night

00:44:34Stone Cold

00:44:34team Austin

00:44:35being stunned

00:44:36by The Rock

00:44:37The Rock using

00:44:38Austin's maneuver

00:44:39against him

00:44:39What does that mean

00:44:40psychologically to Austin?

00:44:42Why don't you call

00:44:42Darren Astor?

00:44:43Oh, thank you

00:44:45This is real simple

00:44:47I didn't come out here

00:44:48just flapping my gums

00:44:49I got something

00:44:51to say to a man

00:44:52face to face

00:44:54So Rock

00:44:57Bring your little carcass

00:44:58to the ring

00:44:59right now

00:45:00Uh-oh!

00:45:02That's not what

00:45:02Mr. McMahon wants

00:45:05And just so I make

00:45:07myself clear

00:45:08I ain't asking

00:45:09I'm telling you

00:45:10to bring your carcass

00:45:11to this ring

00:45:13Commission

00:45:14a regal warning

00:45:15Austin not to start

00:45:16anything tonight

00:45:17Mr. McMahon

00:45:18confirmed that his

00:45:18main event at Wrestlemania

00:45:19could be in jeopardy

00:45:21Wait a minute

00:45:23This isn't The Rock

00:45:24No chance

00:45:25Successful

00:45:26Wow!

00:45:27Yes!

00:45:27What a spark!

00:45:28Did you figure that out

00:45:29all by yourself?

00:45:30The owner of the

00:45:31World Wrestling Federation

00:45:32Mr. McMahon

00:45:35He's up to the

00:45:36He's up to the

00:45:36He's in the house

00:45:37here tonight

00:45:37and I'm sure he's

00:45:39boiling over what

00:45:40Austin just did

00:45:40pulling out The Rock

00:45:41Well, you may be sure

00:45:42but I'm not sure

00:45:43It's been a very, very

00:45:45simple new day

00:45:46for the chairman

00:45:47of the Hall

00:45:47of the World Wrestling Federation

00:45:49A man

00:45:50whose own son

00:45:52might be

00:45:53The other guy

00:45:54I can't go there

00:45:55I can't go anywhere I want

00:45:56I choose not to go there

00:45:58and his respect

00:45:59What I want to know is

00:46:00What does Mr. McMahon

00:46:02have to say

00:46:03to Stone Cold?

00:46:05Mr. McMahon

00:46:06obviously concerned

00:46:07that his main event

00:46:07Rock Austin

00:46:08at Wrestlemania

00:46:09could be in jeopardy

00:46:11right here tonight

00:46:11on the eve of Wrestlemania

00:46:13Wait a minute

00:46:14I said I wanted to

00:46:15Rock

00:46:15not a jerkass

00:46:22Now listen

00:46:25I've had a bad

00:46:26bad couple of days

00:46:28as of late

00:46:28and I'm not gonna let

00:46:30Shut up

00:46:32and I'm not gonna let you

00:46:37You cannot reason

00:46:39with a rattlesnake

00:46:41Why is Mr. McMahon

00:46:43out here?

00:46:44I'm not gonna let you

00:46:47ruin my Wrestlemania

00:46:49Oh no

00:46:50I told the commissioner

00:46:52and I'm telling you

00:46:55this Wrestlemania

00:46:56main event

00:46:56is gonna be intact

00:46:57and it's gonna make it

00:46:58this Sunday

00:46:59and I don't know

00:47:00what you've got

00:47:00in your mind

00:47:01Stone Cold Steve Austin

00:47:02but it's not good

00:47:03so I would advise you

00:47:05to get the hell

00:47:06out of the ring

00:47:07that's right now

00:47:08Uh oh

00:47:09Wait a minute

00:47:10Austin with the right hand

00:47:12right with the ball

00:47:13and here comes

00:47:15The Rock

00:47:16The Rock

00:47:17on his way to the ring

00:47:19as Austin

00:47:20stops the hell out of it

00:47:21and the WWE

00:47:22champion

00:47:24The Rock

00:47:25about to come

00:47:26face to face

00:47:27with Stone Cold

00:47:29and here we go

00:47:30The Wrestlemania main event

00:47:32right here tonight

00:47:32on SmackDown Hall

00:47:34The Rock and Austin

00:47:35face to face

00:47:36look at their eyes

00:47:37feel the tension

00:47:40Oh man

00:47:41can you feel it

00:47:43Could Mr. McMahon's

00:47:45main event

00:47:45in Wrestlemania

00:47:46explode right here

00:47:47Ah shut up

00:47:48and listen already

00:47:54I'm glad you come

00:47:55out here Rock

00:47:56cause I got something

00:47:58to get off my chest

00:48:02Last Monday night

00:48:03you did something

00:48:05to Stone Cold Steve Austin

00:48:06ain't never been done before

00:48:12You gave

00:48:13Stone Cold Steve Austin

00:48:15a Stone Cold Stunner

00:48:23and not only that

00:48:24when you finish

00:48:26giving me the stunner

00:48:28you proceeded

00:48:29to drink Stone Cold

00:48:31Steve Austin's beer

00:48:39and I know

00:48:42you're in my space

00:48:43right now

00:48:43you might want to

00:48:44back up

00:48:46you might not

00:48:47believe me

00:48:48when I say this

00:48:49Rock

00:48:49and I don't give a

00:48:50if you do or not

00:48:51anyway

00:48:52but I respect

00:48:53what you did

00:48:55because like I said

00:48:57ain't nobody

00:48:58ever did that

00:48:59to Stone Cold

00:49:00Steve Austin

00:49:00before

00:49:07give me a damn beer

00:49:17give me one more beer

00:49:19give me one more beer

00:49:42since you like drinking beer

00:49:43so much

00:49:44all of a sudden

00:49:44I thought I might

00:49:45make a little toast

00:49:47to the Rock

00:49:54here's to your

00:49:55health

00:49:58here's to your

00:50:00happiness

00:50:03and here's to you

00:50:05Rock

00:50:05walking down that aisle

00:50:08at Wrestlemania

00:50:09as the WWF champion

00:50:12for the very last time

00:50:21that's either a

00:50:22toaster or a challenge

00:50:23it's one or the other

00:50:49well that was a fine toast

00:50:51but the Rock

00:50:52has a toast

00:50:53of his own

00:51:00here's

00:51:01to your health

00:51:03here's

00:51:05to your happiness

00:51:07and here's

00:51:09to your

00:51:10getting whooped

00:51:11at Wrestlemania

00:51:12and here's

00:51:15All right, wait a minute, it's another rock, it says he blows, Austin, on the rock, Mr.

00:51:40McMillan, Mr. McMillan can't believe it, he's turning the reinforcements, Austin, The Rock, The Metamount, and WrestleMania going on right

00:51:48here.

00:51:48We're three days away, three days away from Austin versus The Rock, and they're on, they're on now, Austin, The

00:51:56Rock, in the middle of the ring.

00:51:58And there will come more reinforcements coming, more superstars in the back, Billy Gunn, Crotch Holly, others into the ring,

00:52:05test as well, to separate Austin and The Rock, and Austin is throwing one hand,

00:52:09and everybody in his path.

00:52:11He'll go through the entire WWF locker room, they look at each other, it's about a personal issue, it's about

00:52:19the WWF Championship.

00:52:22Stone Cold, Steve Austin says he doesn't want the title, Stone Cold says he needs the title, and the front

00:52:27of the wall is what's standing between him and the goal.

00:52:31And now police officers, security, heading down to the ring, Austin and The Rock spill it into the people.

00:52:40Superstars, officials trying to separate these two.

00:52:47Oh, it's going to be something-something on the Astrodome, with these two lock-up, Austin and The Rock, exchanging

00:52:55bros here on SmackDown.

00:52:57Austin and The Rock have locked up, and we've seen it now, we've seen the personal animosity in between the

00:53:04two men,

00:53:05who will fight, this Sunday, for the WWF Championship, live at Wrestlemania.

00:53:11We're back in the backstage, Jimmy now.

00:53:13Don't go, Steve Austin, separated by The Rock.

00:53:16Look at the block.

00:53:18Get him back.

00:53:19Get him back.

00:53:20Get him back.

00:53:22Get him back.

00:53:23Get him back.

00:53:24Get him back.

00:53:25Get him back.

00:53:34Get him back.

00:53:35Get him back.

00:53:36Get him back.ten

00:53:39time called Out The Rock. Mr.

00:53:42McMahon had tried to intervene, but to no avail. And then

00:53:45some rups posted in Zoome. And here's

00:53:46to you, Rock, walking down that aisle at Wrestlemania, as that WWE champion, for the very last time.

00:54:02and here's to your getting whooped at wrestlemania and then it was mr mcmahon's worst nightmare

00:54:11his wrestlemania main event exploding before his very eyes

00:54:21this sunday night and mr mcmahon wanted to make sure that they would both be at 100 this sunday night

00:54:29at wrestlemania but it happened in this very ring often in the rock collided

00:54:36this is not been my week i lose wcw to my son shane and tonight i almost lost the the

00:54:47wrestlemania

00:54:47main event in my jaw it could be oh hey what the hell is that

00:54:59what the hell is shane and jericho talking about

00:55:05you stay right here i'll be right back

00:55:10now paul it has not been a good week for mr mcmahon to say the least

00:55:17hardy boys on their way to the ring mad hardy set for one-on-one action here on smackdown

00:55:24following contest is scheduled for one fall making his way to the ring being accompanied

00:55:29by jeff from cameron north carolina weighing in at 223 pounds at 40

00:55:36the most exciting part about austin versus the rock is that they're both still here in the building

00:55:43tonight yeah they've been sent to separate locker rooms sequestered there with security

00:55:49the rocket stone cold steve austin but they are still here tonight in detroit

00:56:08and now the wwf overdrive of the week brought to you by greyhound go greyhound and lead the driving to

00:56:16us

00:56:16cut the face by matt hardy wait a minute it's rhino it's rhino

00:56:22rhino almost broke matt hardy in half he just poured him

00:56:26that god that god almighty rhino just poured lita

00:56:29what a miserable human being what the hell did she ever do to deserve that

00:56:35oh how i love that talking doggy

00:56:38and here's rhino the last man to ever hold the ecw championship

00:56:42rhino who put spike doubly on the shelf rhino who put lita on the shelf and rhino who makes his

00:56:49single wwf debut right here right now on smackdown

00:56:53well it's rhino's first singles matchup here on smackdown one-on-one with

00:56:57matt hardy who's trying to come to the uh defense of his girlfriend lita

00:57:00but for somebody who doesn't know rhino how would you describe rhino

00:57:04rhino is the man beast right away cover hook of the leg there's one there's two and a kick out

00:57:09as i was saying before you rudely interrupted me

00:57:12rhino is the man beast he's an animal he is an astrino machine

00:57:16he ripped people apart with his bare hands

00:57:20the last man ever hold the ecw

00:57:22man hardy with a poop in the face of rhino but why is rhino with edge and christian what do

00:57:26you know

00:57:27about that relationship rhino is with edge and christian because they are long time friends

00:57:31and he is their monster and gives rhino a lot of credit

00:57:34he's willing to make his singles debut against a man the caliper

00:57:39and athlete the caliper of matt hardy

00:57:42matt hardy and his brother jeff well they head into the houston astro for wrestlemania

00:57:46on pay-per-view sunday to meet the dudley boys and edgy christian

00:57:49in tables ladders and chairs too

00:57:51oh my

00:57:52oh look at this oh off the rope

00:57:53look at that matt hardy with a big clothesline tag team titles

00:57:56will be on the line

00:57:57and the tables ladders and chairs

00:57:59two matchups

00:58:00rhino right into the turnbuckle

00:58:02matt hardy had him scouted

00:58:04going for the twist of fate

00:58:05hooked in

00:58:06matt hardy with a twist of fate to rhino

00:58:09and look at christian

00:58:10the untreddier

00:58:11to matt hardy

00:58:13and both men are out of the ring

00:58:17and rhino into the cover

00:58:18there's two

00:58:19and rhino picks up the victory

00:58:21he's got him

00:58:22thanks to the untreddier

00:58:24imagine christian

00:58:25rhino put jack hardy's little girlfriend lena

00:58:28in the hospital

00:58:29and now

00:58:30and now

00:58:31and now

00:58:32edgy christian

00:58:32is going to up the ante again

00:58:34for tables

00:58:35ladders

00:58:36and chairs

00:58:37and christian

00:58:38with one of those ladders

00:58:40and then put it into the ring

00:58:41what are edgy christian up to now

00:58:44edgy christian

00:58:45ladders above their head

00:58:49and from behind

00:58:50jack hardy

00:58:51steel chairs

00:58:53judge and christian

00:58:55table ladders and chairs

00:58:57sunday

00:58:58and christian

00:58:59now how fair is this

00:59:01two men

00:59:02using a ladder

00:59:04to take on rhino

00:59:05two men

00:59:06using a ladder

00:59:07as a weapon

00:59:08against the manpiece

00:59:10well you get what you deserve

00:59:11full hand in and i think christian

00:59:12deserved that

00:59:13oh no

00:59:14look at this

00:59:15mad hardy

00:59:17rhino

00:59:18twist to fade into the steel chair

00:59:19jeff hardy

00:59:20top rope

00:59:23swan

00:59:23car bomb

00:59:27the hardy boys

00:59:29head to wrestlemania

00:59:30good job

00:59:31get the time

00:59:35that hardy

00:59:36come for the tables

00:59:37the hardys

00:59:38with a page

00:59:39out of the dudley boys

00:59:40book

00:59:41the hardware

00:59:42is coming out

00:59:43rhino's in the ring

00:59:45magic

00:59:46wait a minute

00:59:50incoming

00:59:52here come the tag team champions

00:59:56the dudley boys

01:00:01the tag team champions

01:00:02the dudley boys

01:00:03coming away

01:00:04and the hardys

01:00:09hardy boys out of the ring

01:00:10table being set up

01:00:11and here's the thing

01:00:12the dudley's also

01:00:13hit rhino

01:00:14rhino put the little

01:00:16bugger spike

01:00:17in the middle

01:00:18they're going

01:00:19for three games

01:00:20straight into a table

01:00:21right up to a table

01:00:23the dudley boys

01:00:24removed from

01:00:26the rubber spike

01:00:31could this be a preamble

01:00:34to what we're going to see

01:00:35sunday in wrestlemania

01:00:37dudley's

01:00:38edge of christian

01:00:39the hardys

01:00:40tables

01:00:41later

01:00:42to cherish

01:00:42parry

01:00:43with attention

01:00:44pedals on the line

01:00:45to go

01:00:48jericho

01:00:48hey hey hey hey

01:00:49easy easy

01:00:50no no

01:00:51didn't i just see you

01:00:52talking to my son shane

01:00:54a minute ago

01:00:54yeah

01:00:55yeah

01:00:55don't you know that shane

01:00:57is the new owner of wcw

01:00:59yeah

01:01:03you are

01:01:04let me remind you

01:01:05under contract

01:01:06to the wwf right

01:01:08we're saying in advance

01:01:09i wouldn't worry about it

01:01:10i'm just shooting the breeze

01:01:11he's fine jr

01:01:14i'm not

01:01:15jr

01:01:24i'm just going to go

01:01:25on smackdown

01:01:26a little taste of what

01:01:27it's going to be like

01:01:28sunday at wrestlemania

01:01:29in the table ladders

01:01:30and chairs

01:01:31to match up

01:01:32here you go

01:01:33ram

01:01:33jess hardy comes back

01:01:35into the ring

01:01:35and the hardy boys

01:01:37the hardy boys

01:01:38using the ladder

01:01:39as a weapon

01:01:40against rhino

01:01:42who took out

01:01:43matt hardy's girlfriend

01:01:44lita

01:01:44but now

01:01:45against even more

01:01:46existing

01:01:46the dudley

01:01:47the dudley's hit the ring

01:01:49this sunday

01:01:50at wrestlemania

01:01:51four tables

01:01:52four ladders

01:01:53and four chairs

01:01:54it's tlc2

01:01:56this sunday night

01:01:58exclusively on pay-per-view

01:02:00at wrestlemania

01:02:01the stakes can't be higher

01:02:03for these tag teams

01:02:04dudley boys

01:02:05the tag team champions

01:02:06with emphatic statement

01:02:07a 3d to rhino

01:02:09through a table

01:02:10that was revenge

01:02:11for spike

01:02:14trisha

01:02:15now that

01:02:15now that shame's left

01:02:17the building

01:02:17i'm starting to feel

01:02:18a little better

01:02:18but i don't have

01:02:20an anxiety attack

01:02:23and i need to unwind

01:02:24so i'm asking

01:02:25for a favor tonight

01:02:26all right

01:02:27all i'm asking is

01:02:29i want you to go to the ring

01:02:30i want you to compete

01:02:31compete in a match tonight

01:02:32huh

01:02:33a match

01:02:34i don't even have

01:02:35like i don't have

01:02:36i don't have gear

01:02:37i can't

01:02:37but you won't need any gear

01:02:38you see because

01:02:39what i want you to do

01:02:40is i want you to compete

01:02:40with ivory

01:02:42okay

01:02:42not for the title

01:02:43you know

01:02:44that's for wrestlemania

01:02:45you know

01:02:46for my amusement

01:02:47only

01:02:47i want to feel a lot

01:02:48better

01:02:48tonight

01:02:49you'll take on ivory

01:02:51in a bra

01:02:52and panties

01:02:53match

01:02:54well

01:02:55you think the right cause

01:02:57that's the right spirit

01:02:59you do have on a bra

01:03:01yep

01:03:02and uh

01:03:03you are wearing panties

01:03:04aren't you

01:03:05yep

01:03:05then you're all set

01:03:07okay

01:03:17oh what is this

01:03:24damn man walking

01:03:28i thought the undertaker

01:03:29was arrested

01:03:30i thought the undertaker

01:03:31went to jail

01:03:32so i'm going to hire

01:03:32my father

01:03:35the greatest lawyer

01:03:36in the united states

01:03:37today

01:03:38he said he had called

01:03:39the male bondsman

01:03:41but i wasn't expecting

01:03:42to be out this quickly

01:03:43well who cares

01:03:44what you expect

01:03:45the undertaker

01:03:46wait a minute

01:03:48the undertaker

01:03:50is dressed up

01:03:51by triple h

01:03:51how insulted

01:03:53that's the undertaker's

01:03:54motorcycle

01:03:55but that's triple h

01:03:56that's the game

01:03:58of the undertaker's

01:03:59motorcycle

01:04:00and you've figured

01:04:00that one out

01:04:01all by yourself

01:04:02the undertaker

01:04:03got his ass

01:04:04carted out of the building

01:04:06by the police

01:04:07and he left

01:04:08his beloved one

01:04:10behind

01:04:11he left behind

01:04:12his motor sights

01:04:14but what the hell

01:04:15is triple h doing

01:04:16with the undertaker's

01:04:16personal property

01:04:45he wouldn't do he wouldn't do this

01:04:47oh man

01:04:49oh man

01:04:51oh man

01:04:52oh man

01:04:52no

01:04:53yes

01:04:54triple h is destroying

01:04:55the undertaker's motorcycle

01:04:57the undertaker's personal property

01:05:12he did it

01:05:13he did it

01:05:14he did it all by himself

01:05:16now get that out of here

01:05:18the undertaker

01:05:20the undertaker's been carted off the jail

01:05:21he can't do a damn thing about this

01:05:28triple h who faces the undertaker's sunday at wrestlemania

01:05:33triple h is going too far with this

01:05:36well paul you've seen what the undertaker's done to people in the past

01:05:39when they mentioned this motorcycle

01:05:42i don't know how many bikers you know

01:05:44my club

01:05:44but i'll tell you this

01:05:46i know the undertaker

01:05:47and i know that a couple laps of that motorcycle

01:05:50would have been bad enough

01:05:51but this

01:05:53this is going a little too far

01:05:56i'd say it's going a little too far

01:05:59and look at the look in the eyes of the game

01:06:02triple h

01:06:03i can't believe he's destroyed the personal property

01:06:06of the undertaker

01:06:08and now what the hell is he doing

01:06:13what's the game going to do here

01:06:16look at this

01:06:17triple h with the motorcycle

01:06:19to the end of the stage

01:06:20triple h tossing the undertaker's motorcycle

01:06:24on the stage

01:06:26triple h has destroyed the personal property

01:06:29of the undertaker

01:06:31that far is that

01:06:33the far of who the undertaker is

01:06:35and triple h has destroyed it here tonight

01:06:42i don't know if i would want to be in the shoes of that man the game

01:06:46comes from the interest of mania paul

01:07:13but you don't understand mr mcmahon has told me to inform you that he needs to see you in his

01:07:18office

01:07:18immediately okay dear

01:07:23and now the wwf burn of the week brought to you by stacker two the world's strongest fat burner

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01:07:33wait a minute there's the rock back in the ring

01:07:36wait a minute the rock just gave the stone cold starter

01:07:39the stone cold steve austin the wwf champion has just given stone cold

01:07:44stone cold's own finishing maneuver

01:07:51deborah deborah deborah

01:07:52yeah did you want to say anything

01:07:54uh i certainly always like to see you deborah

01:07:56and uh listen i want to explain something to you

01:07:59and i don't want you to take this personally

01:08:01all right because it's not really personal

01:08:04um but i don't want you to think what i'm about to do

01:08:07is because of your husband

01:08:09stone cold

01:08:11now you know the history between me and stone cold and and i'll admit it

01:08:15i hate his guts

01:08:21now then having said that and admitted that

01:08:24it's not because of that

01:08:26it's not because austin himself tonight

01:08:30almost blew my wrestlemania main event single-handedly

01:08:34it's not because he almost broke my jaw tonight either

01:08:37but listen i have to take action

01:08:41when it's appropriate you didn't do your job

01:08:45as the commissioner said

01:08:48i have no alternative but to relieve you of your responsibilities as manager of the rock

01:08:54mr mcmahon this this is not fair

01:08:56at all

01:08:59well you know deborah

01:09:02sometimes life

01:09:04isn't fair

01:09:06i'll uh

01:09:07see you at wrestlemania

01:09:12so deborah's not going to be at ringside for the rock austin match

01:09:16that's not the big story

01:09:18the big story

01:09:19is that mr mcmahon just demonstrated

01:09:21how a corporate owner

01:09:23should act

01:09:24he got back

01:09:25at stone cold

01:09:26steve austin

01:09:27and he got back at austin

01:09:29through austin's wife

01:09:31pulling is a bra and panties match

01:09:33picking her way to the ring

01:09:35trish

01:09:36string

01:09:37now mr mcmahon said he needed some stress relief tonight

01:09:40didn't want to have an anxiety attack

01:09:41so he asked his friend

01:09:43trish to be involved in this bra and panties matchup with the women's champion

01:09:47i was making the point and the point was michael

01:09:50is that that is the lesson that shane needs to learn

01:09:54as he runs that uh

01:09:55um

01:09:57no way

01:09:59no no no no no no

01:10:02no way am i going to participate in this degrading bra and panties match

01:10:08i would never ever compromise my morals or my standards

01:10:17this is completely degrading

01:10:22ivy the women's champion meets china and wrestlemania

01:10:25trish stratus

01:10:26haven't you been humiliated enough

01:10:28you have just been

01:10:30oh wait a minute trish wastes a little time going to work on ivy

01:10:34and the rules for this match are simple

01:10:35the shirt comes off here

01:10:37oh wait a minute

01:10:38trish's shirt's off

01:10:40and ivy trying to cover her up

01:10:42but they'll tell you where the match called

01:10:43no you don't cover her up

01:10:44you rip it off

01:10:45that's the whole point

01:10:46because you're going to have a dark candy bag

01:10:48you have one involving trish credit

01:10:50you don't have any tunkers

01:10:52i have of her on my um

01:10:54my ceiling

01:10:55that's inside the ball

01:10:56this is what it's about

01:10:58a product candy bag

01:10:59tonight on smackdown

01:11:01we got company

01:11:02china

01:11:03the ninth winner of the world

01:11:05wait a minute mr mcmahon did not order this

01:11:07this is not like the winning

01:11:09of mr mcmahon

01:11:11china faces ivory for the women's title

01:11:13sunday in wrestlemania on paper view

01:11:15and china's going to get her something

01:11:17shut up

01:11:18this is not wrestlemania

01:11:23wait a minute

01:11:23china ripping the shirt off

01:11:26ivy's back

01:11:26police

01:11:28police

01:11:29michael get up there

01:11:30and make a sentence at the rest

01:11:31we do it now

01:11:32we have broad

01:11:33now we have panties

01:11:34what a gun on commercial

01:11:36please

01:11:36we have some of their commercials

01:11:38and china's laughing about it

01:11:40taking it by Ann Stadie

01:11:46what's so funny about this

01:11:48oh something at a wrestlemania on pay per view

01:11:50is that's going to be funny

01:11:52it's supposed to have a little

01:11:53stimulation out here

01:11:54and china comes out

01:11:55looking to kick it

01:11:57oh there's y2j

01:11:59chris jericho

01:12:00jericho the intercontinental champion

01:12:02heading into action tonight

01:12:05y2j will team

01:12:07with a big red machine

01:12:18well here comes commissioner william regal

01:12:21set for a tag team matchup

01:12:23regal team to the big show

01:12:25against kade and jericho

01:12:29this sunday

01:12:32wrestlemania 17

01:12:33the biggest event of the year

01:12:39that miserable specimen chris jericho

01:12:42is going to be humiliated beyond belief

01:12:48that foul little torag

01:12:50has besmirched me once too often

01:12:53he has soiled my tea

01:12:57and he has jumped me from behind

01:12:59like the coward that he is

01:13:01well

01:13:02no longer

01:13:04because this sunday live on pay per view

01:13:07i will not only become the new

01:13:10intercontinental champion

01:13:12but i will make chris jericho

01:13:14feel like he's been hacked up

01:13:16with a bloody hatchet

01:13:18isn't it a conflict of interest

01:13:20that the commissioner puts himself

01:13:21in the intercontinental title match

01:13:22yes you should go in the ring right now

01:13:24take the microphone out of his hand

01:13:25and do nothing about it

01:13:307 foot 2

01:13:31500 pounds

01:13:35the big show

01:13:42and sunday at wrestlemania

01:13:43big show

01:13:44kade and redmond

01:13:46hit a triple threat match

01:13:47for the hardcore title

01:13:49and i wouldn't want to be raven

01:13:51you're missing

01:13:52you're missing

01:13:53you're missing

01:13:53the most important part

01:13:54what's that

01:13:54no world

01:13:55no justification

01:13:56hold down anywhere

01:13:58if you want on the count

01:13:59it's the hardcore championship

01:14:01and here comes

01:14:03kade

01:14:19kade and jericho

01:14:22can co-exist

01:14:23the commissioner

01:14:24has truly

01:14:26truly

01:14:27stacked the deck

01:14:28against y2j

01:14:29here tonight

01:14:31on smackdown

01:14:32i'm glad you admitted

01:14:33the commissioner

01:14:33who stacked you in the deck

01:14:34here tonight

01:14:37kade and chris jericho

01:14:38with a rivalry

01:14:39that dates back

01:14:40over the air

01:14:41and it was all over

01:14:42still coffee

01:14:43or so he thought

01:15:00kade and chris jericho

01:15:14a tremendous

01:15:15ovation

01:15:15for the intercontinental

01:15:16champion

01:15:17miss jericho

01:15:18on smackdown

01:15:20what guts

01:15:20kade and chris jericho

01:15:21has coming out here

01:15:23tonight

01:15:23the intercontinental

01:15:24champion

01:15:25stepping in the ring

01:15:26with not one

01:15:27not two

01:15:27but three men

01:15:29who made this good

01:15:30do you really believe

01:15:31that kade

01:15:32the brother of the

01:15:34undertaker

01:15:34who has yet to make

01:15:36fail

01:15:36do you think kade

01:15:38is gonna watch

01:15:39jericho

01:15:39back today

01:15:40that ball

01:15:42is kade's hatred

01:15:43for jericho

01:15:44more than his hatred

01:15:45for the big show

01:15:48as kade

01:15:49stares at his

01:15:50tag team partner

01:15:52chris jericho

01:15:53and this will be

01:15:54extremely interesting

01:15:55on what has been

01:15:57an interesting night

01:15:57already

01:15:58and it's gonna get

01:15:59a lot more

01:15:59interesting thing

01:16:00because ball

01:16:00stone cold

01:16:01steve austin

01:16:02and the ww

01:16:03champion

01:16:04are still

01:16:05in the building

01:16:07here tonight

01:16:08in newton

01:16:09look at the big show

01:16:10in the ring from behind

01:16:11knocking jericho down

01:16:12and big show

01:16:13is actually gonna start

01:16:14this matchup

01:16:15against y2j

01:16:16and ball

01:16:17we do want to remind

01:16:18all our fans

01:16:19we'll just come

01:16:19at saturday night

01:16:20when you go to bed

01:16:21set your clock

01:16:22ahead an hour

01:16:22daylight savings time

01:16:24don't miss a minute

01:16:25of wrestlemania

01:16:26sunday night

01:16:27wow

01:16:30jericho has been

01:16:30this lone rebel

01:16:32vigilante justice

01:16:33so to speak

01:16:34upset for the fact

01:16:35that he believes

01:16:36william regal

01:16:37is mr mcmahon's

01:16:38puppet as commissioner

01:16:39and jericho's been

01:16:41trying to do

01:16:41something about him

01:16:42now he's trying

01:16:43to do something

01:16:43about the big show

01:16:44oh look at this

01:16:46the strength

01:16:47of this monster

01:16:48the big show

01:16:50chris jericho

01:16:51in no man's land

01:16:52oh my

01:16:54and everything

01:16:56that the big show

01:16:57does to jericho

01:16:58hurts jericho

01:17:00not just tonight

01:17:01but hurts his chances

01:17:02this sunday night

01:17:04at wrestlemania

01:17:05when he has to

01:17:06defend

01:17:07the intercontinental

01:17:08championship

01:17:09against the man

01:17:10that just tagged in

01:17:11the physical commissioner

01:17:13william regal

01:17:14yeah william regal

01:17:15wanted to tag in

01:17:16after big show

01:17:17did the damage

01:17:17i have a question for you

01:17:19if jericho doesn't make it out of here tonight

01:17:20can't defend the title

01:17:21regal disappoint himself

01:17:23being a continental champion

01:17:24i don't know

01:17:25i don't have the answers

01:17:26to that question

01:17:27at least i'm an honest man

01:17:28jericho's shot to the ribcage

01:17:30ducks underneath the right hand

01:17:31by regal

01:17:32and jericho flying through the air

01:17:34jericho will meet regal

01:17:35sunday on pay-per-view

01:17:37at wrestlemania

01:17:37running bulldog by jericho

01:17:39he hammers away

01:17:39with the right hands

01:17:40to regal

01:17:41the thing that jericho

01:17:43goes for the tag

01:17:43kane will accept it

01:17:44well he just did

01:17:46here's your answer

01:17:47the big rep machine

01:17:49kane

01:17:49delivering the right hands

01:17:51to regal

01:17:51sunday at wrestlemania

01:17:53kane big show

01:17:55and raven

01:17:56in a triple threat match

01:17:57for the hardcore championship

01:18:00what power by kane

01:18:03trying the wind out of the lungs

01:18:04of william regal

01:18:05the commissioner

01:18:06and regal

01:18:07is in deep trouble

01:18:08what a suplex

01:18:11just to see kane

01:18:13displaying wrestling ability

01:18:14is scary enough

01:18:16but to place him

01:18:17in a no disqualification

01:18:19hardcore rules match

01:18:21it's almost cruel

01:18:22and unusual punishment

01:18:24jericho into the ring now

01:18:25kick to the ribs

01:18:26of william regal

01:18:27it has been an explosive

01:18:28battle of smackdown already

01:18:30a little preview

01:18:31of the table ladders

01:18:32and chairs match

01:18:33and look at big show

01:18:34chris jericho

01:18:35up over the top rope

01:18:37and now big show

01:18:38is going to go to work

01:18:38as the referee

01:18:39distracted by the commissioner

01:18:41and obviously the big show

01:18:43is getting the job done

01:18:44beating down jericho

01:18:46regal now

01:18:47taking jericho apart

01:18:49and again

01:18:50can jericho

01:18:51defend the intercontinental championship

01:18:53this sunday

01:18:55against regal

01:18:56and look at william regal

01:18:57here's the cover on jericho

01:18:59there's one

01:18:59there's two jericho kicks out

01:19:01again a cover by regal

01:19:03and again a kick out

01:19:04and regal will go for a third cover

01:19:06and a third kick out

01:19:07the resilient y2j chris jericho

01:19:10his partner the big red machine

01:19:12came looking on

01:19:15i mean if jericho suffers a bruised kidney right here

01:19:18there's no way that he'll be back in shape

01:19:21for russia

01:19:22what an incendiary

01:19:24by y2j to william regal

01:19:26and jericho needs to make a tag to kane

01:19:29oh he needs to make one badly

01:19:30he badly needs to get to his corner

01:19:34jericho crawling to the corner

01:19:36gets to kane

01:19:37and here comes the big red machine

01:19:38and kane with a right hand to regal

01:19:41and another one

01:19:42and the commissioner

01:19:43being manhandled by the big red machine

01:19:49and now the strength of the near seven footer kane

01:19:53planting regal

01:19:54center of the ring

01:19:55but notice kane never takes his eyes off the big show

01:19:59oh big show into the ring now

01:20:01and now kane with a right and left

01:20:03hammering away on the big show

01:20:07reversal kane off the ropes

01:20:09big show telegraphing it

01:20:10kane with a boot to the face

01:20:13and now a right hand

01:20:14trying to knock the big sequoia off

01:20:16and steve

01:20:16he got him by the throat

01:20:18and regal from behind

01:20:20and now regal's down

01:20:22and big show to kane

01:20:24jericho's up

01:20:25missile drop kick to the big show

01:20:27back in the show's head

01:20:30kane with a clothesline

01:20:31the big man's out of the ring

01:20:33all right look out

01:20:34jericho over the top

01:20:36kane out to big show

01:20:37he's going for the wall to jericho

01:20:40wall to jericho locked in

01:20:42the wall to jericho locked in

01:20:44and big show down to jericho

01:20:46well he ain't cutting around like monday

01:20:49but he's going way up

01:20:50and way down

01:20:52choke slam

01:20:53look at kane

01:20:54big show doesn't feel

01:20:56kane off the top rope

01:20:58back in the big showdown

01:20:59hey it's raven

01:21:01the hardcore champion in the apron

01:21:04knocked down by kane

01:21:06the big man machine is cleaning house

01:21:09regal's got a fire extinguisher

01:21:11and raven brought down with him

01:21:13right there

01:21:14right to the head of jericho

01:21:17the fire extinguisher

01:21:18and now the regal stretch

01:21:20the regal stretch locked in

01:21:22jericho had the tough decision to make here

01:21:25jericho's tapping

01:21:26jericho's tapping on a regal stretch

01:21:29a brilliant move of the intercontinental champion

01:21:32he has no choice

01:21:33he's showing commissioner

01:21:35william regal

01:21:36if regal locks

01:21:37oh look at this

01:21:38big show

01:21:39final cut

01:21:40final cut to kane

01:21:42and raven

01:21:43the hardcore champion

01:21:45he'll be fighting for his life

01:21:47someday at wrestlemania

01:21:50i'll tell you one thing

01:21:51that regal stretch sunday

01:21:53can make commissioner regal

01:21:54the next intercontinental champion

01:21:56at wrestlemania

01:21:57well i'll tell you something

01:21:58i'm wondering what kind of damage

01:21:59has been done

01:22:01to the two champions

01:22:02two champions

01:22:03two champions

01:22:04out of six titles

01:22:06that will be on the line

01:22:08this sunday night

01:22:09at wrestlemania

01:22:10also this sunday

01:22:12the wwf title on the line

01:22:14the rocket stone cold beat

01:22:16for the richest prize in the business

01:22:18coming up next folks

01:22:20we hope to get a final word

01:22:22from the rocker stone cold

01:22:24next here on smackdown

01:22:26we're still here

01:22:30this time i'ma let it all go around

01:22:33this time i'ma stand up and shout

01:22:35i'ma do things my way

01:22:37it's my way

01:22:39my way to the highway

01:22:40check out

01:22:41check out

01:22:46enjoying smackdown

01:22:47in the heart of times square

01:22:48at wwf new york

01:22:50and we are on the last stop

01:22:51on the rocky road

01:22:53to wrestlemania

01:22:54three days away

01:22:55from rock

01:22:59austin

01:22:59stone cold steve austin

01:23:02will be in the main event

01:23:03at wrestlemania

01:23:05oh hell yeah

01:23:06check check check check check

01:23:08and it comes

01:23:09the rock is a dunking up

01:23:11and it comes

01:23:12the rock is going to wrestlemania

01:23:24there you go

01:23:26i can see it when you laugh at me

01:23:30look down on me

01:23:33and walk around on me

01:23:37this is stone cold steve austin

01:23:39in the interest of fairness

01:23:40did i inform you

01:23:42that officially as of now

01:23:44you are managing

01:23:46the rock

01:23:47austin's wife's managing the rock

01:23:50what the hell is that

01:23:51i never asked for deborah to be my manager

01:23:53never wanted deborah to be my manager

01:23:55but the fact of the matter is this

01:23:56is she's not my responsibility

01:23:57she's not my wife

01:23:58she's your wife

01:23:59i think no one's gonna break deborah's ankle

01:24:01for god's sakes

01:24:02i think there's a rattlesnake

01:24:04you never ever ever put your hands

01:24:07on another man's wife

01:24:08austin warned them

01:24:10i lay

01:24:10not on the stutter

01:24:11austin warned the rock

01:24:13and if anything happened to deborah

01:24:15it would be the rock's ass

01:24:16let's just go ahead and take deborah out of the place

01:24:19and bam

01:24:19she's not factors

01:24:20the fact is rock

01:24:21you got the wwf title

01:24:23and i want it

01:24:24but from a ball

01:24:25he's serious

01:24:26he's stuck it off

01:24:28he's got that rock bottom

01:24:30here it comes

01:24:31he's got the rock bottom angle from behind

01:24:33all hell is broken loose

01:24:35here comes rock bottom

01:24:36rock bottom angle

01:24:38look at austin

01:24:39look at austin

01:24:40how will the rock retaliate

01:24:43there could be hell to pay for austin

01:24:45the stone cold steve austin

01:24:47the rock isn't waiting

01:24:48until wrestlemania

01:24:49your bald-headed double-studded candy ass

01:24:52belongs to the rock

01:24:54wait a minute

01:24:55the rock just gave the stone cold stutter

01:24:58the stone cold steve austin

01:24:59how personal can this check

01:25:01can you imagine what it's gonna be

01:25:03just one more fight

01:25:08and i'll be history

01:25:11yes i will straight up

01:25:15leave your shit

01:25:16and you'll be the one who's loud

01:25:21missing me

01:25:24yeah

01:25:25this time i'm gonna let it all go loud

01:25:28this time i'm gonna stand up and shout

01:25:30i'ma do things my way

01:25:32it's my way

01:25:33my way on the highway

01:25:35this time i'ma let it all go loud

01:25:37this time i'ma stand up and shout

01:25:40i'ma do things my way

01:25:42it's my way

01:25:43My way on the highway, come and let you see things my way.

01:25:50You never know, but you never know when you're going to go.

01:25:55Come and let you see things my way.

01:26:00You never know, but you never know.

01:26:05Austin 316 says, I just whipped your ass.

01:26:08Right?

01:26:09Well, I say just bring it.

01:26:10You say I just whipped your ass.

01:26:12So I'm going to go first.

01:26:13Why don't you just come try and whipped your ass?

01:26:19This whole setup has been nothing but a bunch of from a start.

01:26:24This big man makes my wife the Rock's manager.

01:26:28The Rock gives Stone Cold Steve Austin a stutter.

01:26:31The Rock brings Stone Cold Steve Austin's beer.

01:26:34That's more bottom line is, Kelly.

01:26:36And look at me, you.

01:26:38And I've told everybody, the bottom line is, Stone Cold Steve Austin needs to be the World Wrestling Federation champion.

01:26:47Stupid.

01:26:48The Rock gives Stone Cold Steve Austin.

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