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Love Story S01E01 (2026)
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00:00I don't know.
00:30I need a different color sorry I just this isn't gonna work from where I'm
00:37going no do you want a different shade no let's go something safe a neutral a
00:50shade of nude
01:18your sister-in-law is downstairs I'll be down in a minute I just need a change
01:25thanks Rosemary
01:34do
01:41do
01:42do
01:42I don't know.
02:37I don't want her holding this weekend over me like she does every other family function.
02:40She's trying, John.
02:43This is her trying.
02:44Just give her some grace.
02:46It's a wedding, for Christ's sake.
02:48She acts as if I'm asking her to attend the Democratic National Convention.
02:52Did you stay at the hotel again?
02:56It's not like she's begging me to come home.
03:21What happened?
03:22You're supposed to leave an hour ago.
03:24It's a summer Friday.
03:25The tunnel was a parking lot.
03:27You haven't been on time a day in your life, but when it inconveniences you...
03:30I'm just saying, we're going to miss the welcome drinks.
03:32My family's going to throw a hissy fit.
03:34Well, they're going to find a reason to throw one no matter what.
03:36Guys, I'm not doing this with you.
03:36Well, there, then, by all means...
03:37Okay, we both agreed to give each other the benefit of the doubt.
03:45Where's Jay?
03:46He couldn't make it.
03:48Who's Jay?
03:49The instructor.
03:52Where are his crutches?
03:53He complains about his recovery time, and yet he doesn't bring them...
03:56Pick your battles.
04:13I'm sorry.
04:17I'm just anxious.
04:18Liz, I love you.
04:24I appreciate you being here.
04:40I love you, too.
04:43Good.
04:45Good.
04:53Let's go.
04:57I don't know.
05:34I don't know.
05:55I don't know.
06:31I don't know.
07:09I don't know.
07:32I don't know.
08:06I don't know.
08:19I don't know.
08:20I don't know.
08:21I don't remember, but the sun was coming up when I left, so now I'm just bracing for impact.
08:25You go home with that guy?
08:27What guy?
08:29The hot tan one you were talking to with the forearms on the bad jeans.
08:31I thought I saw you guys?
08:33I thought I saw you guys leave together?
08:34I just went home.
08:35I'm so tired.
08:36You're so fucking cagey sometimes.
08:38Here I am pouring my heart out.
08:42I don't know.
08:42What do you want me to tell you?
08:43I thought you fucked him.
08:45And that I'm not alone on my path to self-destruction.
08:48Hold it, please.
08:51By the way, I wore your Egyptian mask last night and I'm not kidding.
08:55Three different guys like inhaled me.
08:56One of them said I smelled like a laundromat, which like weird, but I'll take it.
09:01I don't know.
09:03I don't know.
09:06I don't know.
09:06I don't know.
09:09I don't know.
09:09I don't know.
09:10I don't know.
09:10I don't know.
09:11I don't know.
09:11Grace, he could hear you.
09:12I thought the rule about not talking the elevator was more than this.
09:15Like a sexuality.
09:19There's cameras everywhere.
09:20Give me a raise, motherfucker.
09:31Oh, yeah.
09:39Please tell me you didn't leave him a voicemail.
09:41I didn't.
09:42I left too.
09:44What?
09:45Grace.
09:46Why would he bother pursuing you if he knows he doesn't have to?
09:49I've tried playing hard to get and apparently I play it too well.
09:53Come here.
09:55Come here.
09:59Look at me.
10:02You're beautiful.
10:04Okay?
10:05Hey.
10:10Exploiters and Securities.
10:12I read that somewhere.
10:13Until when?
10:14Until you're bored of him or he's too old to leave you.
10:17Can we save the powwow for after work, please?
10:20We need those looks that we pulled for to me, pressed, bagged and labeled and her PR up.
10:24It's gonna be here in like an hour.
10:25Let's go.
10:25Chop, chop.
10:28And don't forget that we have that fitting with Annette at 11.
10:34Prime example.
10:35Tanya tries too hard to be authoritative.
10:37Therefore, I have no respect for her authority.
10:42I feel like a prisoner in this showroom.
10:45As much as I love helping Diane Sawyer accessorize.
10:48Just tell Calvin you want to move to PR.
10:50He loves you.
10:51Oh, yeah.
10:51The company's hemorrhaging money and he just got out of rehab.
10:54Now's the time to make it all about me.
10:56I haven't even been here a year.
10:57Well, you used to be folding the sweaters at the mall and now look where you are.
11:00I miss them all.
11:03I miss them all.
11:20I miss them all.
11:27I miss them all.
11:46No, this looks like a library.
11:4850 cents, sir.
11:54Yo, you get what you needed?
12:01John Kennedy Jr. has flunked his bar exam for a second time.
12:04His courthouse days may be numbered for John F. Kennedy Jr.
12:06John F. Kennedy Jr. spunked the New York State bar exam again.
12:09Kennedy will lose his job.
12:10Kennedy's last chance.
12:11John F. Kennedy Jr. is facing a long, grueling prospect of studying.
12:15He's the son of the late president.
12:16He may have been called the sexiest man alive, but tonight he was just plain embarrassed.
12:21He's not free and he's out of his job as assistant DA.
12:23What's next for the famous air?
12:25Never come from the state.
12:30Now it's just my god.
12:34So what if you flubbed the bar exam twice?
12:37Twice as in parentheticals.
12:39America's uncrowned prince is facing 30 with a steady girlfriend, fabulous looks, even a movie role.
12:45But now it's time to hit those law books.
12:50If it makes you feel any better, anyone who knows you knows that you don't have a steady girlfriend.
12:54Fuck off.
12:55I can't show my face around the city with these headlines everywhere.
12:58I have to show your dick to everyone at the gym.
13:00Apparently this is all I'm good for.
13:02Well, as your cousin, obviously, I disagree.
13:05Also, I'm an actual prince with a title and everything.
13:09What is this obsession with anointing you?
13:12You know, the funny thing is, when I first saw the headline, The Hunt Flunks, I thought to myself,
13:16Well, this is bad, but it couldn't possibly get any worse.
13:20You'll take it again.
13:23The DA's office has a three-strike policy for their assistance.
13:26If I fail again, I'm out of a job.
13:29Well, then I guess you better not fail.
13:41I mean, it's beautiful.
13:44Well, we can also try it with a shawl.
13:46We can do different styling options.
13:48Is it the fit you're bumping up against or the dress itself?
13:53Both.
13:54Neither.
13:55I'm sorry.
13:55I'm really not very good at this kind of thing.
13:58What do you think?
14:01Oh, I think we can find you something better.
14:05Really?
14:06Yes.
14:07You know right away if a dress works, the confidence should wash over you.
14:10Well, Calvin specifically had this dress in mind for Carolyn, so why don't we try it with the shawl?
14:14We can go from there.
14:16I'm so sorry.
14:18I was stuck on the phone with David Geffen.
14:20How are you?
14:21Hi.
14:24Let's have a look.
14:27How do you feel?
14:29Well, I mean, it's beautiful, but Carolyn was just saying we could try some other options.
14:37Yes, the collection's so wide-ranging.
14:38I just...
14:40I just figured we could pull some alts.
14:47Remind me, this is for the Bugsy premiere, right?
14:50Yeah.
14:59I mean, this is something a little more charming.
15:06It's a sexier option.
15:12I had an idea.
15:13Why don't we let Calvin decide?
15:16Well, does she not work here, too?
15:20No, I...
15:23One second.
15:28Calvin designed this suit as part of the menswear collection, and I'm obsessed with it.
15:33The detailing is just...
15:35Tonya?
15:37Here.
15:41Okay.
15:44Okay, so obviously we'd have to take it in a bit, but I think it's a bold choice.
15:48And a fun nod to the film noir gangster genre.
15:53I love it.
15:55Can I please take her home with me?
15:56Oh, no.
15:57Okay.
15:58Are you and Warren planning on walking the carpet together?
16:01Because I only ask because I wouldn't want your outfits to clash.
16:03All eyes are going to be on you.
16:05If he needs a different shade of suit, he'll survive.
16:10I saw his name on the guest list for the Amazon fundraiser.
16:13Are you going to be there?
16:14Oh, I can't.
16:14I have a stage reading at Circle in the Square.
16:17Well, every major designer is going to be there.
16:19So if I see Warren Beatty and Armani or Ralph Lauren, you'll be hearing from me.
16:27Did you want to pull some accessories for Annette?
16:30Sure.
16:31No, I was talking to Carolyn.
16:53Always take the weather,
16:55Take the weather with you.
17:09You do know those pictures don't help with the nepotism charges.
17:11They said the same shit when your father appointed me U.S. Attorney of the Southern District of New York
17:1530 years ago.
17:16Do you think anybody's questioning my credentials now?
17:19How are you holding up?
17:20Great. Why?
17:21Did something incredibly embarrassing happen recently?
17:24At least they called you hunky.
17:26I'm not sure that qualifies as a silver lining.
17:28Look, you'll take it a third time, you'll pass it.
17:30It'll all be ancient history.
17:32I can still recite the editorials about my high school report card.
17:35I can assure you it won't be.
17:36By the way, I'm well aware that this is the least compelling sob story in the world.
17:40You cannot let the people around you narrate your successes and your setbacks.
17:44At a certain point, you have to decide how you want to feel about them.
17:54Her assistant's picking that up at three, so just double-check and make sure it's good to go.
17:57It's ready. I got it.
17:58And did that jacket come back from the tailor yet?
18:00Yeah.
18:01Hey, Tanya.
18:04Do you happen to know if there are any extra tickets to that Amazon fundraiser?
18:10Don't confuse his little pat on the back earlier for your status at this company.
18:15You're a saleswoman, Carolyn.
18:17That's it.
18:22Strong candidate for an exorcism.
18:24Whatever. I'm still going.
18:25Really? What if she sees you?
18:27If she wants to try and sideline me, have at it.
18:34Fellas, the hyenas have set up camps, so don't forget to suck in.
18:42Let's go easy on John, all right?
18:43I can't have America finding out their favorite son is Butterfingers.
18:46Eat my ass, Colin.
18:47Yeah, I'd love to go where only Madonna's gone before.
18:49Oh!
18:51Hey, hey, we have an odd number.
18:53I'll be at designated cubic.
18:55Oh, so both infants suck?
18:57Talk some shit out of the gate. Let's go.
19:00All right, let's go.
19:01Hang on a sec.
19:05Hey, Troy.
19:06Don't have burned you until I'm in a circle.
19:08I'm like white-on rice, Johnny.
19:09Prove it. We're down on that.
19:15All right, the ones are fine.
19:16Hey, Mercer, we need the fucking boat.
19:17Get out of the way.
19:19Let's take it.
19:22Up the side. Up the side.
19:30Ready, good, cut!
19:44Watch out if you feel right here.
20:09Where are you coming from?
20:11I had a touch football game.
20:12At least make something up.
20:15Hats off at the table, please.
20:21Is your salmon cold?
20:23Oh, you didn't have to wait for me.
20:25We didn't. It's just cold.
20:32Thank you, Eugene.
20:33Of course.
20:34So is everyone planning on attending Teddy Jr.'s waiting this weekend?
20:37I have to work, unfortunately.
20:39I'll be there.
20:40Really?
20:41Can you imagine if I said no? Uncle Teddy would probably dispatch the Navy SEALs.
20:45Well, you two can be each other's date.
20:49How do you know I'm not bringing someone already?
20:51Well, the wedding's in four days. You cannot just spring your flavor of the month on them last minute.
20:56He's trying to get a rise out of you. Please don't take the bait.
20:59Well, maybe I should just become celibate and join the priesthood.
21:01People magazine's sexiest priest alive. It doesn't quite have the same ring to it.
21:07Thank you, Eugene.
21:09I see you're eating meat again.
21:11Well, I never swore off meat, Mother. I was experimenting with a vegetarian diet because Daryl made a very valid
21:16case for it.
21:17Well, either way, it wasn't sustainable.
21:20My relationship or my diet?
21:23You know, maybe if she'd been made to feel a bit more welcome.
21:26Sweetheart.
21:26And despite your impressions, Daryl actually does care what you think of her.
21:29Of course she does. She's an actress. She cares what everyone thinks of her.
21:32What decade are you living in? She's an artist, Mom.
21:35Oh, yes. I saw that recently she played a 50-foot giant. Maybe she'll invite you to the Oscars.
21:42Why don't you just save us all a lot of time and tell me exactly who you'd like me to
21:45bring home to you?
21:46Because I guarantee, inevitably, you'll find something wrong with them, too.
21:49There are lots of girls.
21:50Now, like who?
21:51You act as if I'm the only thing standing between you and happily ever after.
21:55Yeah, well, she's back in L.A. now, so...
21:58Bed-hopping with rock stars.
22:00Mom.
22:00I love how you pose these questions like you don't obsessively monitor my personal life.
22:04If Apple doesn't fall far...
22:05Hey, I read the shit that gets thrown in my face, all right?
22:08Not everyone's awarded the same privacy.
22:10Well, that's one way of looking at it.
22:14Meaning what, Ed?
22:17Would you prefer that I not be invested in my child's personal life?
22:21Well, you never seem to harangue Caroline for her life's choices.
22:23I think all of my psychiatrists would argue otherwise.
22:27Your sister is settled down with children.
22:29Her personal life isn't chronicled in every tabloid in the country like it's an episode of Santa Barbara.
22:35Yeah, this, coming from a woman whose second marriage was condemned by the Pope.
22:45I worked too hard to watch you be sucked into this pervasive narrative of entitlement and recklessness that's plagued every
22:56other member of this family.
23:11Good evening, Dan Rather reporting.
23:14Former Massachusetts Senator Paul Saunders announced his decision today.
23:17Again, at a news conference in Boston, Saunders said he will not re-enter the race before the Democratic presidential
23:23nomination.
23:24One thing everybody's talking about this much here is the lack of affordable health care.
23:30CBS News health correspondent, P.D. Metis, is here to tell us it's a make-a-break issue now for
23:34people who thought they'd never have to worry.
23:37Contrary to what you might think, I don't relish in being a constant source of anxiety for you.
23:43I mean, I'm 31 years old.
23:46You're my son.
23:49You're going to be a constant source of anxiety for me no matter what you do.
23:56I just want you to find your way.
24:11You're going to be a constant source of anxiety for me.
24:40Tom
24:44I caught sight of my resource and I caught it in me.
24:50I saw the darkness on my eyes.
24:55I saw the signs of my undoing, they have been there from the start, and the darkness still
25:10has work to do, the knotted cords untying, the heated and the holy, oh they're sitting
25:23there on high, so secure, with everything there by, in the blood of evil, lie the woman
25:37Hi, hi, did you make it in alright?
25:41I had to give the guy 50 bucks, he had no clue who he were
25:44What?
25:45Your face just now?
25:46I'm kidding, is this for the resort collection?
25:50What are the target stripes too much?
25:51Well it's clear we overshot homage and crash lands in a caricature
25:54What are you doing back here?
25:57Oh I, I forgot the feathered hat at the office that she brought in
26:06Come have drinks with us
26:09I had this idea last night, have you been to Nell's?
26:12No, I've been dying to Nell's
26:30And so on occasion, after 40, you can still have fun
26:38Are you gonna thank me for this?
26:49Sorry to interrupt, John, this is Carolyn Bessette, she's our VIP whisperer at the company
27:00Carolyn, this is John Kennedy
27:05VIP whisperer, that's quite the moniker
27:07What does that entail exactly?
27:09No, it's a real high wire act, there's a cape involved
27:12Oh, she's underselling herself, which is ironic because Carolyn is responsible for millions of dollars in sales
27:19I don't doubt it, I like your dress by the way, thank you
27:23You can't help yourself, can you?
27:25Yeah, so I'm a bad boy
27:26I'm so sorry
27:27What can you do?
27:27I need to steal you for a minute
27:32Do you want to grab a drink?
27:33Oh, technically I'm working
27:34Wasn't everyone here?
27:37Wow, quite the shrewd observation coming from the bell of the ball
27:39The bell of the ball?
27:41I know like five people here
27:43Well, you wouldn't know that from the way around staring at you
27:47Oh, I think they're all staring at you
27:50You just keep that in your back pocket, don't you?
27:53I'm sure there's lots of people waiting to talk to you
27:55Oh, exactly, so you can't abandon me
28:00Whenever my mom is at a party or out to dinner, she always locks eyes intensely with whoever she's talking
28:04to
28:05Because she says that even the appearance of a recess in conversation will invite interlopers
28:12Well, then you better keep appearing to look interested
28:16Oh, fuck
28:17What?
28:18Nothing, just my boss giving me the death stare
28:21Who, Calvin?
28:21No, bless her boss
28:22Uh, I really gotta go
28:24Oh, please take me with you
28:25I'm not sure that's such a good look
28:27Talking out of a charity event or going home with you?
28:31It's nice meeting you, John
28:33You think I can get your number?
28:34I don't give my number out to strangers
28:37I just met you, you could be a serial killer for all I know
28:40Oh, come on
28:41That'd be way too much of a commitment
28:43How about I give you my number?
28:44That way the ball's in your fort
28:47I don't wanna get your hopes up
28:48Please, I'm not about begging
28:50In front of all of my closest friends
28:53You know where I work
28:57Try reception
28:57Oh, darling
29:00We can't go away
29:04Alright?
29:05That's not real
29:06That's not real
29:07That's not real
29:09Is he dreamy and like an off-putting Manchurian candidate?
29:13Good kind of way
29:14Like a I can't help but emanates sex
29:16It's in my perfect DNA
29:18Okay, what if he does reach out?
29:20Yeah, you know he won't
29:21He was just bored
29:23And innately flirtatious
29:25Sexy doorman just arrived
29:31Can we please stop calling him that?
29:36Hmm
29:37Hmm
29:38Sexy belt
29:38He's actually an aspiring model
29:40That's actually so much worse
29:43That being said, as an agent
29:44I'd happily advance his career if he did advance my orgasm
29:47Maybe if you unchained him from his futon once in a while
29:50And let us hang out with him
29:52We might start to like sexy belt
29:53I'm not ashamed of him, he's great
29:55We just, we don't have that much in common
29:59Oh, thank you
30:00Beautiful
30:03You're so fun
30:07Woo!
30:09Look what we got!
30:29What the hell was that?
30:31What?
30:31I was just saying bye
30:33Do you know that I came down here to see you?
30:35And I waited in line for like an hour
30:37And now you're leaving
30:37No, I would've come and got you if I knew you were out here
30:41Yeah, that's not really the point
30:42What?
30:42It looks like you were having a perfectly good time in there
30:44See, this is where I'm getting a little confused
30:46When we're in public, you act like I don't exist
30:48But then when we're alone, you're something about it
30:51So just
30:51Okay, Michael, this is exactly why I don't want a boyfriend
30:53Okay, I'm accountable for people all day
30:57Every day at work
30:58And when I leave, I just want to do whatever the fuck I want
31:00Whenever the fuck I want to
31:01And whoever the fuck you want
31:04Look, I'm not trying to hurt your feelings
31:06I just, if you can't keep this like cool and casual
31:08I think we should just go back to being friends
31:17You're just gonna leave me here right now?
31:19I guess that's kind of up to you
31:29I don't know
31:30To smile
31:34I'm now
31:36Would you like to grab one of them
31:36?
31:37You're not
31:40I'm buying one
31:45problem
31:46Or something
31:47It's not
31:50This is
31:51She's a fish in my soul, I'd like to bring a man in your heart.
31:59Must be white, but she's not enough to speak at all.
32:10Calvin Klein.
32:12Yeah.
32:14Hi.
32:15I'm here to see Carolyn Bessette.
32:18If you could just point me in her general direction.
32:31Hi.
32:32Hi.
32:37Hi.
32:47What a terrific surprise.
32:50Oh.
33:08Hi.
33:09Hi.
33:11Sorry, is this a bad time?
33:13No.
33:15No, uh, I was just on.
33:24What's up?
33:26I need a new suit.
33:37Put your arms up for me.
33:40You have the tailor, too?
33:43He's on his lunch break.
33:46Typically, our clients make appointments.
33:49I'm a 33 waist.
33:50I know that.
33:53You're a 32.
33:55I'm a 32.
33:57You're a 32.
33:58I can't do it.
34:00Chin up.
34:01Jeez.
34:03You're the tailor of this, Boston?
34:18It'll be ready in a week.
34:23Is there anything else?
34:25how about some ties
34:27what you're gonna deny my business
34:29what kind of vip whisperer are you
34:31a busy one
34:32you're right i'm sorry
34:33how can i make it up to you
34:35by swiping your credit card
34:36or
34:39you could let me take you to dinner
35:12what's going on
35:15jfk jr was just here
35:19what no one tells me
35:21oh no he came to see carolyn
35:49are you sure i can't start you off with anything
35:52while you wait
35:54no no thank you though
36:16carolyn
36:17carolyn wait
36:18please carolyn
36:20wait don't leave
36:23please don't leave
36:26please
36:30you didn't think maybe call the restaurant
36:33he's waiting for 20 minutes
36:34no i'm sorry
36:36please let me buy you dinner
36:38i mean if i'm not worth waiting for the food is
36:41please
36:55this your go-to date spot
36:58yeah
36:58yeah i'm a sucker for a laminated menu
37:02that's why you chose it
37:06the menus
37:10it's okay i'm not exactly eager to incur the wrath of every woman in america
37:14no it's not just that
37:16it's a gay man too
37:25you went a little rogue with the order but i was pleasantly surprised
37:28well i went backpacking through india after i graduated
37:31and i learned very quickly that
37:33ordering chicken tikka masala is a surefire way to get made fun of
37:36you backpacked
37:38yeah
37:39what
37:41uh nothing i'm just
37:43i'm curious to know what your definition of backpacking is
37:46same thing as yours
37:49what did you think i was shuttled around on a motorcade
37:51kinda yeah
37:56why india
37:58well i had no idea what i wanted to do with my life after i graduated
38:01and uh my mom always says that india is the most beautiful place she'd ever visited
38:05so i decided to uh take some time off go explore the world
38:10god i realized this story so
38:12super relatable
38:15in your defense i'm sure most of your dates swoon over that india story
38:18i wasn't trying to impress you
38:20no you made that very clear when you showed up 30 minutes late
38:24i'm sweating
38:24have you noticed
38:25it's not because of the food
38:31you know sometimes i uh find myself trying so hard to put other people at ease that i
38:35you have nothing to prove
38:42what do you think you'd be doing with your life
38:43if you weren't who you are
38:45i probably wouldn't be working at the da's office
38:48i don't know if you've seen the news recently but i'm not exactly a legal wonderkin
38:53yeah i'm sorry about that
38:55it's okay
38:55no it's not
38:58publishing your exam results for other people's entertainment is cheap
39:02empathetic
39:03yeah it just kinda feels like uh
39:05i have this sign hung over my head that says the hunk flunks
39:08and that's all that people see when they look at me
39:10yeah but everyone feels like they have a sign over their head
39:12yeah what's yours say
39:19i'm not gonna disclose my sign on a first date
39:23what would you be doing
39:24am i gonna be leading the conversation at any point
39:26i'm not the one being vetted here
39:31i guess uh
39:32when i think of where it was i was happiest
39:35is probably on stage
39:39like acting
39:40yeah i did a lot of theater in high school and college and i loved it
39:43something about being a character being up on stage
39:47i uh felt like i could do whatever i wanted and no one could judge me
39:51why didn't you pursue it
39:52i did actually
39:54sort of
39:55i was in a play here after college called the lovers
39:59and my mom was so scared that she banned any critics from attending
40:03so needless to say we had a very limited run
40:07did she like it at least
40:08she never came
40:10not because she didn't want to
40:11just because it would have created this whole circus
40:13and that's exactly what she didn't want to have to happen
40:19how old were you when you realized you're the son of a president
40:25i don't think anyone's ever asked me that before
40:30i don't know really
40:32to be honest i think i've been inundated with so many images and stories of my childhood
40:37that uh
40:38can't really differentiate from what i remember
40:40and what i've just been exposed to
40:44that's sad
40:50what about your parents
40:52uh my mom and stepdad are in greenwich
40:57she's a school teacher
40:58he's a doctor
41:01i actually introduced them 20 years ago
41:02and i was his patient
41:03and i love to lord that over them
41:06and what about your dad
41:08um he's in white plains
41:10i see you remarried
41:15nope
41:17i'm sorry i didn't mean to
41:19no no no no it's just it's not a very interesting story
41:26how did you find your way to calvin klein
41:30um
41:33i always wanted to make a difference in the world
41:35no i was working in the mall
41:37in boston
41:38at a calvin klein
41:42and one day this exec from corporate came in
41:44and i had no idea they were there
41:45and there was this
41:47older female customer screaming
41:48crying
41:49melting down in the dressing room wouldn't come out
41:51so i just sort of sat down on the floor and talked her down
41:54anyways the exec saw the whole thing
41:55said if you can handle that
41:57you can handle anything
41:59and they brought me out for an interview in new york
42:03i remember in the waiting room
42:04there were all these really polished upper east side girls
42:07and i said to the hr person
42:09look these girls might have a pedigree
42:11but i don't have a plan b
42:13or a trust fund to fall back on
42:21and they offered me the job right then and there
42:31i can see why calvin sings your praises
42:48shit
42:50somebody stole my bike
42:52well it was a lot
42:53no
43:01sorry i don't mean to laugh
43:02it's just what did you think this is gonna happen
43:04the civility would prevail
43:06in new york city
43:07don't you live here
43:08i gotta buy another one
43:11how many bikes have you lost
43:13ballpark
43:14do you want a cigarette
43:15no thanks
43:17i already have my one for the day
43:20one
43:21you have one cigarette a day
43:24not all the time but if i do
43:25i try to limit it to one
43:28it's a
43:30discipline thing
43:33got just you have discipline when it comes to tobacco
43:35just
43:37not other people's time
43:38i said i was sorry
43:40yeah
43:42you said it like you were expecting forgiveness not asking for it
43:51this is me
43:54thought i had more time
43:59more time for what
44:01the
44:12do you
44:15do you
44:27I'll see you again.
44:31Very nice time to meet.
44:36So is that it, yes.
44:38Night, John.
45:07She's unlike anyone I've ever met.
45:10She's totally got my number.
45:11You sleep with her?
45:13No.
45:14No, she barely even let me take her out to dinner.
45:16I had to buy a suit.
45:19I've never seen you have to woo someone before.
45:21This is like watching an animal dam.
45:24All I want to do is call her, but I don't want to come on too strong.
45:29What?
45:31You're in your head.
45:34Ladies and gentlemen, the uncrowned prince is beside him.
45:38Shut up, Anthony.
45:41Don't you know what's like?
45:42No.
46:12What are you doing here?
46:17Missed you.
46:24She knew I'd gone back to California.
46:26You were right.
46:28She knew I'd gone back to California.
46:51You'd think, after 40 years of attending these family functions, I'd be unflappable, but no.
46:58I still somehow revert back to that same old 22-year-old doe-eyed debutante.
47:06Have you heard from your brother?
47:08He cannot be late.
47:10Last I heard he was coming, but...
47:12Andrew, do you know if John arranged for a car service?
47:15Yes, ma'am. He and Miss Hannah scheduled one for this afternoon.
47:18What did you...
47:20Did you know about this?
47:22I'm not your intelligence agent, Mother. John and I keep our own confidences.
47:25Turn the car around, please, Andrew.
47:26What? Are you serious?
47:28I'm not going to smile and make small talk with the two of them like this prolonged saga shouldn't have
47:33ended years ago.
47:34So your solution is to boycott?
47:38I can set up my hands washed.
48:09I think Cindy's our best bet.
48:11To me, she's the quintessential supermodel.
48:13I agree. Girl next door, prom queen. All rolled into one.
48:24Sorry, I don't... I don't mean to interrupt.
48:26No, you're fine. We were just talking about the new campaign. What do you think of Cindy Crawford?
48:38Are these the girls you passed on?
48:39Yeah, that's the dumping ground.
48:55What about Kate Moss?
49:00Moss is cute, but no one knows who she is.
49:02Exactly. She's almost unknowable. She's guarded and elusive. She's not trying to sell you anything or ham it up for
49:09the camera. She's just letting you in.
49:13Just enough, because she knows better than to give it all away.
49:24Well, let's bring her home.
49:26And Carolyn, I want you there when we do.
49:35We turn the world upside down.
49:38Yeah? How do we do that?
49:40Do you have a stick?
49:41Yeah.
49:42Yeah? Round down. She wants to marry me. Sure she does. You know, you only make things more difficult to
49:45me when you pull stuff like that.
49:45I don't know where the world's upside down. She wants to marry me. Sure she does. You know, you only
49:53make things more difficult to me when you pull stuff like that.
49:58Of the long list of issues plaguing your relationship, I'd say my stunts reside somewhere near the very bottom.
50:08I've been thinking about what you asked me the other night. About who it is I see you with.
50:16I know you think I'm overbearing, but only one of us knows what it's like to marry into this family,
50:22to have to be perfect in order to offset your partner's imperfections, imperfections that you, more than anyone, bear the
50:30brunt of.
50:34You think that if you find someone who's already in the public eye that she'll be better equipped to withstand
50:41the scrutiny, but there isn't enough exposure in the world to prepare a woman to be your wife.
50:49Plus, anyone who's already made a name for themselves will invariably resent trading it for yours, no matter how pretty
50:56it looks on their letterhead.
51:00She'll be under the illusion that she's entering into a partnership, when in reality she'll be orbiting you just like
51:08everybody else, routinely made to feel like an obstacle or a stepping stone.
51:15See, you have a gift, John. One that can't be taught or bequeathed. One that allows you to alter the
51:23composition of any room you walk into.
51:28Now you don't want someone who's looking to share in that power. You want someone to help you wield it.
51:38Someone who doesn't feel beholden to you for choosing them. Someone who loves you in spite of your last name.
51:50Now I don't know who that person is.
51:56But I know who it isn't.
52:12The
52:13The
52:13The
52:14The
52:16The
52:17The
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