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Something Very Bad Is Going To Happen Season 1 Episode 3
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00:28You
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02:31Uh
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02:38Uh
02:49Uh
02:50Uh
03:09I can't even taste my own tears
03:16And fall into an even-stander bastard
03:46You don't know what it means to me that you've all welcomed me into your family
03:51And I just want to say thank you
03:55And, um, nothing, I just, I hope you can forgive me
04:04I don't really play with toys like this anymore
04:07I want a video camera, a nice one
04:10Oh, well, I don't, it was just more of a gesture
04:16Write an intercard instead
04:20That's actually a good idea
04:22This card's stuck in the junk drawer
04:31Thanks
04:32Thanks
04:33This card's worked in the junk drawer
04:36You've got a video camera
04:38You've got my video camera
04:39I'm off the floor
04:41I'll just grab my phone
04:43Oh, I can't even...
04:47Shit
04:47...
04:49I'm not, no, no, no
04:55I'm not, no, no, no
04:57I'm not, no, no
04:58I'm not, no, no
04:59I'm not, no, no
05:13I'm sorry, man.
05:15Holy fuck.
05:26Hi.
05:28Who are you talking to?
05:29I'm just on hold with them.
05:31Neurosurgery at Johns Hopkins.
05:32I talked to this guy at UCSF.
05:34He was like a total dick,
05:35but there's this world-renowned surgeon in Paris
05:37I'm going to try next.
05:37He's done a lot of promising new research.
05:39Why?
05:41To help my mom.
05:42Honey, I don't think that she's looking for help.
05:44You know what I realized?
05:45It's a brain tumor.
05:46You know, I think the tumor,
05:48it's like messing with her head.
05:51It's like clouding her judgment.
05:53You know, it just makes total sense.
05:55You know, she's doing fine.
05:57She seems like herself,
05:59except for this one insane decision she's made.
06:02And I just...
06:06She doesn't need to die.
06:09She needs the best neurosurgeon in the world.
06:12And I don't know why Jules isn't calling everyone he knows.
06:15Actually, wait.
06:15He might know someone who knows this doctor.
06:17Why don't you take a shower and get dressed?
06:19I'm in the middle of something right now.
06:20This is important.
06:21This is the most important thing to me.
06:26What's possible in the wedding?
06:30Are you serious?
06:31No, so you can focus on the most important thing to you.
06:34I didn't mean it like that.
06:37I don't mean it like that either.
06:38I mean that your mom dropped a huge bomb on you.
06:41And yeah, it is more important than the wedding.
06:44And I don't know.
06:46Maybe we don't want to get married under these circumstances.
06:56Come here.
06:58Come here.
06:58Come here.
07:01Come here.
07:02Come here.
07:09Who's that?
07:11Who?
07:12Who's that little guy?
07:14Oh.
07:17This is my dumb apology for, like, tactlessly unearthing your family secret.
07:25And we can have the wedding as planned this week.
07:28This doesn't change anything for us.
07:31Yeah.
07:34But it does, like, it does change a lot.
07:41I'm not going to let it get in the way of our wedding.
07:47I'm with you.
07:50Really?
07:51I'm with you.
07:53Forever?
07:54Forever.
07:57Oh.
07:58Portia.
07:59Where's the dress?
07:59Needs to be altered.
08:00I have, like, 500 things I have to do.
08:02Nikki stopped touching her.
08:03And the table man delivered eight tables.
08:05And Nikki, stop.
08:06Ew.
08:06And the caterer needs the menu to be final.
08:08Okay, let me help you.
08:10What?
08:11Let me help you.
08:13The dress isn't there.
08:15Nikki's suit isn't there.
08:16What else do you need?
08:19By the way, I haven't gotten to say thank you, Portia, for everything that...
08:23Oh.
08:24And I met your card.
08:26You know, it's weird.
08:26But I actually have to ask you something.
08:29You thought we were going to kill you?
08:31No offense, but that's kind of an insane conclusion to draw.
08:34Did someone try to kill you once or something?
08:36No.
08:36No.
08:37Then why did you think that?
08:39It's just how my brain works.
08:45Like, right now, I feel like there's someone standing behind this door.
09:01I googled you, you know.
09:04It's like you don't even exist.
09:08No social media, no LinkedIn, not even, like, high school sports stats.
09:12Either you didn't play sports or you weren't very good.
09:14I was homeschooled, actually.
09:15So I played the sport of, like, trying not to be a total freak.
09:20But I don't think that it worked.
09:23Yeah, I'm like the opposite.
09:24I never thought anyone was trying to kill me.
09:33Whoa, when did all this happen?
09:35Hey, what is this?
09:37It's supposed to be live-edged cedar?
09:40These are like sticks.
09:41This is a tasteful wedding, not the Blair Witch Project.
09:44This is what you ordered.
09:45Rustic Beachwood.
09:46Rustic Beachwood?
09:48Look around you, man.
09:49I don't see a fucking beach.
09:50The wedding theme is Forest of Love.
09:52Did I talk to Dominic?
09:54He does a new consults after his work's been approved.
09:56You approved.
09:56Well, no, I didn't approve this.
09:58This is not my vision.
09:59Hey, Portia, come here.
10:00Look.
10:01I think that this is actually going to look really nice.
10:05Yeah, it is.
10:06It is.
10:06They're going to do that thing here.
10:08And I think, I mean, they have a plan.
10:10You guys have a plan.
10:10Of course we have a plan.
10:12The stick goes there.
10:13That stick goes there.
10:14You're not tipping him.
10:15It makes an arch.
10:16Portia, I think the flowers look really nice.
10:18I think that's going to look nice.
10:20These aren't the flowers, Rachel.
10:24What?
10:26Well, they're fake.
10:27They're fake.
10:28The real ones come to you, huh?
10:30Portia, that's crazy.
10:32These are perfectly arranged.
10:34They're ready to go.
10:34Why don't we just use these?
10:37We obviously need real flowers, Rachel.
10:40Do you want your wedding to look like a hospital waiting room?
10:43God, I did this arrangement in advance so I could actually see it.
10:46You've always envisioned a winter wedding at Summer House.
10:49Went back and forth about the color scheme.
10:51Rust, sage, evergreen, and white.
10:52But there is just too much rust and not enough sage.
10:55Here, take these.
10:58I think it's, they look pretty perfect to me.
11:01Oh, well, you can't be trusted with flowers.
11:03You brought white lilies, funeral flowers.
11:08And of course you didn't know.
11:10Because apparently you grew up homeschooled in some ditch or something.
11:20No, I don't understand you at all.
11:22Who's going to be your maid of honor?
11:23What's your walk song going to be?
11:24Do you even have anyone to walk you down the aisle?
11:26It's okay, Portia.
11:26You really, you, you don't have to worry about this stuff.
11:29I do have to worry about it.
11:31Because you're not worried about it.
11:32And someone has to fucking worry about it.
11:34Okay.
11:39Okay.
11:40I will.
11:43Walk myself down the aisle.
11:44I don't know.
11:45I don't know what song yet.
11:48But I promise you, I will, I will pick one.
11:52Okay.
11:54Will you be my maid of honor?
11:58Would you do that for me?
12:02The caterer called and they don't have everyone's final meal choice, so.
12:06Okay.
12:07Great, then I will ask everyone here what they want.
12:10What are the options?
12:11Chicken or fish?
12:12Okay.
12:12And veggie option?
12:13I will light you on fire.
12:22Come in.
12:23You can, you can help me.
12:29Which do you think best captures this spirit?
12:43Oh, I don't have one of you.
12:48Oh, no, don't worry.
12:49That's totally fine.
12:50Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
12:51Please, please, I don't, I don't want to, I don't want to deserve you.
12:53I just wanted to ask you if, if you wanted chicken or fish for the wedding?
13:00I want to be buried with my whole family.
13:14Do you want it?
13:16I'm, I'm getting rid of my attachment to all things.
13:19Thanks.
13:20Mm-hmm.
13:24Do you know where Dr. Cunningham is?
13:27He's probably in his dungeon working on the dog.
13:31Now that he's finished the grave, he needs something else to fixate on.
13:36Oh, and that's all right.
13:38That's how he wants to spend his last days with me.
13:48Can I ask you something?
13:51Do you think that everyone is dealing okay?
13:56I mean, with, with your death?
14:02Well, how could they be, huh?
14:06Well, you know, they could be talking to each other about it.
14:09They could be leaning on each other.
14:11They could be processing it all with you.
14:16I mean, there are doulas for these types of situations.
14:19Someone who can help you.
14:20Have you dealt with it?
14:24With what?
14:24With your death?
14:25With yours.
14:26Your mother's, I mean.
14:30My mother died before I knew her.
14:31There was nothing left to deal with.
14:38Well, I know that you grew up without a mother.
14:43But it would be naive to think that just because you didn't know your mother, you don't have to deal
14:47with all this.
14:48I mean, it doesn't go away if you close your eyes real tight.
14:51You didn't just suddenly exist.
14:54You came from somewhere.
14:58And when you die, you will leave somewhere behind.
15:03There was nothing left.
15:07You are what's left.
15:15I'll have both.
15:17Chicken and fish.
15:18Why not?
15:21Why not?
15:44Baby, why am I missing you when I ought to be kissing you?
15:56Tell me our love has just begun.
16:13You shouldn't sleep in the bathtub.
16:15I wasn't sleepy.
16:17I had to give a girl CPR once.
16:19In college, I had to give her chest compressions and everything.
16:21Yeah, that is what CPR is.
16:23The girl drowned, Jules.
16:26Guess how?
16:27She fell asleep in the bathtub.
16:29I know you've told me that before.
16:31I already know everything that's ever happened to you.
16:35Do you want to know why Rachel thought we were going to kill her?
16:38I don't know.
16:39She's got something fucky going on with her.
16:42I bet you like that, don't you?
16:47You're sorry, man.
16:52Now, what about me soaking quietly in a bathtub made you go?
16:57Let me come in here and stab Jules over and over again with a toothpick till he bleeds to death.
17:04That's what it's like with you.
17:06Portia's the one who told you about the sorry man.
17:09Portia always has to be the center of attention.
17:11Portia's the one who fucked everything up.
17:13No one ever blames Portia for anything.
17:18Whatever.
17:20Whatever.
17:22Whatever.
17:24And it's not my fault Nicky gets off on damaged, self-absorbed girls.
17:29He's a simp for girls who walk all over.
17:31He thinks he's fixing them.
17:36I'm just trying to be at peace.
17:39Why are you disturbing my peace?
17:44It's bath time.
18:09You used to be nicer.
18:12Oh, baby, you want nice.
18:14You should have married the other one.
18:17But that's the thing, Nellie.
18:19You don't want nice.
18:21Because I hate to break it to you.
18:23You're not actually nice either.
18:26And you couldn't stand to watch Nicky take the punches.
18:29You want someone who punches back.
18:32It's true.
18:33Sometimes nice is nice.
18:34Well, I'm sometimes nice.
18:41What?
18:43Say it.
18:45Didn't we say that in our vows?
18:47That we'd always be honest no matter what?
18:50We've really stuck to our vows, haven't we?
18:53Say it.
19:01Say it.
19:05Say it.
19:13Say it.
19:16Watch around me.
19:22Try me.
19:25It's more.
19:27Yeah.
19:28Yeah.
19:30Yeah.
19:30Yeah.
19:31Yeah.
19:32Yeah.
19:38oh sorry oh my god oh my god sorry sorry no don't go one moment
19:58okay you want me to say it your mother will be gone in a month and you haven't dealt with
20:04her
20:05you've never really dealt with anything have you not your last failed marriage not this jealous
20:11brother bullshit and not your maybe fictitious maybe real serial killer who's been haunting you
20:16since you were jude's age which is exactly how old you are when you stop growing up you need to
20:21deal with your shit yeah because things will start slipping away all around you are you who you want
20:30your son to be julian yes what do you want sorry i didn't mean to interrupt i just it's really
20:40stupid i can i didn't realize it was in the towel that was really nice what you did with the
20:43cake
20:43really nice nelly likes him nice ignore him it's the key to a healthy marriage it's it's actually
20:49stupid the caterer just needs to know if you guys want chicken or fish for the wedding
20:52chicken rachel have you written your vows uh no not yet here's a key to a healthy marriage
21:03in our vows nelly and i promise to always be honest so i mean it when i say baby sometimes
21:10i
21:10fantasize about hiring someone to kill you pain
21:17so even in your fantasies you don't do anything yourself
21:27what's the fish and how's the chicken prepared i don't know you don't know i can't answer it
21:33until i have all the information don't be a dick he'll have the fish
21:40you should really write your vows
21:46sorry
21:46i got you something i think there's someone in here
21:58huh i think there's someone in there
22:01hey come on it's okay i know the feeling but there's there's no one back there
22:07why would it be locked
22:14i don't know but sometimes better not to open a locked door because there might be something
22:20in there that's that's not meant for you hey look
22:24hey
22:27yeah i mean it's not me we're nice but i was once considered you and nice so let's go back
22:48she's not thinking clearly because of the brain tumor you're just giving up that's it throw in the towel on
22:53sorry on a 40 year marriage on a human life on mom's life on your family you're just you're done
23:01i'm not give up i am not giving up mickey
23:06in my marriage we make decisions together i'm not a witness to your mother's decision i am a part of
23:12it
23:12i'm standing by my wife
23:16i'm embracing my last moments with her continuing a tradition that was established by her father
23:21sorry by skinning a dog
23:23rachel
23:30you got engaged
23:34you called us
23:36you didn't want to have a big wedding you just wanted to do something here
23:39with the family
23:41your mother was happy
23:44she didn't want to ruin your wedding so she planned this for after your wedding
23:48it is so difficult to get family together and this is to be her final celebration it is
23:54her dying wish
23:56and you two are not going to ruin it for her understood
23:58this involves all of us it's not just her decision
24:01understood
24:01how do i call a family meeting
24:05a what
24:06a family meeting how do i call one can i do that
24:10again i'm so sorry for my misunderstanding and maybe i am totally out of line by doing
24:15this but i imagine that close families like you can talk to each other about your feelings
24:22i know that i'm new to the family dynamic but i've i've realized that it was your plan
24:28to use our wedding as a surrogate living funeral but because most of you haven't done much processing
24:36the wedding has now become a highly pressurized distraction from what is really going on
24:42and i think that maybe we should do something about it or else
24:49we shouldn't have a wedding at all
24:52oh she can't do that
24:54what are you talking about
24:57it doesn't make sense to carry on
24:59like it's no big deal
25:00couching your death inside of our wedding without talking about it
25:03it's not going to be what you want
25:07what do you think
25:07can we do something to process all of this can we
25:11can we try it
25:13yeah
25:15yeah let's um let's try it guys
25:17i'm sorry i don't understand what she's getting at
25:19are you suggesting you cancel the wedding because of our dying mother
25:23because that seems a little unfair
25:25okay good
25:27uh no i'm not saying that
25:29i'm saying that i think that we need a forum for you to say what you feel ahead of the
25:34wedding
25:34so it's not a horrible disaster and you can all actually have some peace around it
25:38and i think that was a good start thank you
25:40welcome
25:41you want us to do family therapy led by you
25:46no offense but a stranger basically
25:48well isn't that what a therapist is
25:50a stranger
25:51are you a therapist
25:52she's getting her doctorate
25:54oh in what
25:55behavioral psychology
25:56you're a therapist
25:57no i'm a behavioral psychologist
25:59almost
26:00have you studied your own behavior
26:02tools
26:04be respectful
26:05i am being respectful
26:08what are we going to do rachel
26:10sit in a circle and hold hands and cry
26:13well that
26:14that would be better than nothing
26:15yeah
26:16where are you getting your doctorate
26:19u of i
26:20oh i went to northwestern
26:22cool
26:23yeah
26:24so is there something that you want to say to your mother
26:26before you no longer have the opportunity to
26:29uh
26:30uh
26:31um
26:35go ahead
26:42uh
26:43uh
26:48no
26:49no
26:50no
26:51no
26:51no
26:52no
27:00okay
27:00okay
27:07so is there anything anyone wants to say to mrs cunningham before she's no longer with us
27:30why don't we why don't we do this why don't we all take some time alone really really alone
27:38sit with yourself think about what you want to say or write it down or just be prepared to say
27:43it do
27:44what you need to do and then we can we can all come back together yeah that was good okay
27:54now can you come
28:17that was more impressive than you realize oh no it's not it's just very obvious that they're
28:22failing to cope no no i meant stealing the spotlight from queen b oh no i didn't yes you've
28:28only been here what like two days and everyone's doing everything you asked
28:32she's like sort of a narcissist isn't she sort of didn't she just turn your wedding into her funeral
28:40right yeah
28:49what you don't take compliments well sorry what part of that was a compliment when i said you're
28:55oh my god that's who does take compliments well i take compliments well go ahead
29:10i don't know it's like kind of a bad omen to get married during a death ceremony so
29:16it's a good thing you're not superstitious then isn't it yeah good thing good thing good thing i
29:22haven't also had this awful feeling ever since i got here that something bad is going to happen
29:25yeah but this is a bad thing isn't it victoria's death no it's it's something else
29:31okay the feeling hasn't gone away i'll keep an eye out for other bad things
29:40there's one
29:49what i was worried that you'd be like
29:51an evil bitch who hated me for marrying your ex but you're not
29:55okay you don't give compliments well either you're welcome
30:01so what the fuck are we gonna do with this
30:06sometimes it's easier to speak truthfully if you don't have to look someone in the eye
30:13you're gonna be quiet they're having a meeting so we will talk to that
30:18you'll each go around and tell it how you feel
30:24and it will absorb your pain and grief and then we will release it
30:38okay who wants to go first i can go
30:49victoria
30:52you're an incredible woman you are the cunningham family and you will leave a hole in this family
30:59that shouldn't be filled not only because it would be impossible but because this is the end of an era
31:06and it should be honored as one
31:09your presence strength and unwavering courage has shaped us in ways we will carry forever
31:20i've always revered you and dad
31:25and your life together and your marriage and the way you devote yourselves to each other
31:36and i always wanted to follow in your footsteps
31:39and i hope i'm doing that because i see the way that you protect each other
31:44and you've taught me the value in understanding someone so well
31:50that you know how to shield them from pain
31:53i know we haven't always seen eye to eye
31:56i hope you love me for my flaws and missteps
32:00i i have found a way to love you for yours
32:05i love you mom and i'll miss you
32:08the time we missed two days in santorini
32:12because of my failure to admit that i'd been wrong
32:20and missing your 32nd birthday
32:22for an inconsequential business trip
32:25i am terribly terribly sorry
32:31i will make sure that my future children know you
32:35i will make sure to keep family traditions alive
32:39i will take care of summer house
32:41i will make sure you live on forever in our hearts
32:45and in the hearts of those who knew you
32:49i know that we only just met and
32:53i'm very sorry to lose you
32:57you've been such a great mother to nikki
32:59and you know i think it's it's true what you said about
33:05children absorbing their mothers and vice versa
33:24this is the cake rachel bought to say sorry for thinking we're a family of murderers
33:31nikki is so loving because of you
33:35and he's so lucky that he had you and dr cunningham
33:38to show him where he came from
33:40and how to love
33:42and how to be loved
33:46why is this door open
33:53so
33:54oh
33:57you
33:57and
34:04and
34:15and
34:17I'm so glad that Nicky absorbed that from you, and that he got to grow up with this unconditional love.
34:26I can't imagine what that's like.
34:31This is where Pop harnessed dead animals.
34:35He says the dogs can see.
35:06Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
35:08I don't know.
35:45I don't know.
36:19I don't know.
36:44I don't know.
37:08I don't know.
37:46I don't know.
38:17I don't know.
38:51I don't know.
39:12I don't know.
39:47I don't know.
40:17I don't know.
40:47I don't know.
41:12I don't know.
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