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The Trades Season 3 Episode 2 (2026).
The story continues with a mix of humor and everyday challenges as the characters navigate work, relationships, and personal ambitions. The workplace setting brings both comedic and relatable moments.
In Episode 2, new situations create unexpected complications, leading to funny interactions and meaningful character development. The balance between humor and real-life struggles keeps the episode engaging.
The Trades delivers another entertaining episode filled with comedy, drama, and relatable storytelling.
Watch The Trades S03E02 (2026) full episode in HD.
The story continues with a mix of humor and everyday challenges as the characters navigate work, relationships, and personal ambitions. The workplace setting brings both comedic and relatable moments.
In Episode 2, new situations create unexpected complications, leading to funny interactions and meaningful character development. The balance between humor and real-life struggles keeps the episode engaging.
The Trades delivers another entertaining episode filled with comedy, drama, and relatable storytelling.
Watch The Trades S03E02 (2026) full episode in HD.
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00:01Charles Conk, visionary, founder, father.
00:06A man of many convictions, most of which were eventually overturned.
00:12Bullshit!
00:19Sorry, Daddy. I'm so sorry, God. He hated when people cried.
00:25Daddy always said, if you have to cry,
00:28at least have the decency to do it with the engine running
00:31and a hose out the window attached to the exhaust.
00:33Why is she back?
00:35Because life is unfair, Todd.
00:37Fuck me.
00:38He was a simple man.
00:40He didn't have a whole lot of hobbies.
00:43He liked diesel engines, danishes.
00:47He really likes those.
00:49Gosh, he used to like to lick all that.
00:52Icing off all the danishes and then put them back into the box.
00:55And he'd be like, don't waste that. There's still a lot of good danish in there.
00:59Ugh.
01:00Someone was actually gonna eat it.
01:02Where goes my appetite?
01:03You know, someone usually did.
01:05That was me.
01:06I think I probably ate like 200 of those pre-licked danishes.
01:09They were on my team. It's disgusting.
01:11Alright, let's do this.
01:12Sick jokes.
01:15Rest in peace, Daddy.
01:16She thinks he's going to heaven?
01:18Not a chance.
01:23Here we go.
01:24Open your mouths, boys.
01:25Better wait.
01:25Don't drop.
01:27Oopsie daisy.
01:30What is she doing?
01:32What's happening now?
01:33Mr. Kong?
01:34No, no, no.
01:35Don't do it, Jen.
01:36No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:36Oh, no, hold on!
01:37You fucking fucking idiot.
01:39Incoming!
01:42Here's your lunch.
01:44It's in my mouth! It's in my mouth and my soul!
01:48Alright, how the fuck am I getting down from here?
01:50Jump!
01:51What?
01:52Give her a shove, Papi!
01:53I'll just slap a pair of danishes!
01:56Are you gonna wear that on your lunch date?
01:58Yeah, that's my lucky shirt.
01:59You've got a dead guy on you.
02:01What?
02:03Oh shit, I don't have time to go and change!
02:05Come here, let's wash it.
02:12You too, Papi!
02:14Wait, you seeing Dana today like this?
02:16Yep, a bit of advice.
02:18Nope, you're not gonna be my dating coach, do we?
02:20I've dated!
02:21You've been catfished twice!
02:23True.
02:23By the same woman, I'm good!
02:25I still have a shot with that chick, but listen, Dana has high standards.
02:28You know what they say, second date, make or break.
02:31You have no idea what they say, you turd shovel.
02:34This has to come off, let's wash it.
02:36You know I'm rooting for you, bro.
02:37Good to know, Dewey.
02:39I'm rooting for us.
02:42We might get lucky tonight.
02:44Oh my god, you think so?
02:45Fucking hope so.
02:47My condolences about Charles, it was so sudden.
02:50Woohoo!
02:51Huh?
02:52What, was he ill?
02:54No.
02:54No, his cellmate stabbed him 26 times with a spork.
02:59But I was told it was peaceful and quick.
03:02What's a spork?
03:03It's halfway between a fork and a spoon.
03:05I was in Peru at a wellness retreat when I heard the sad news.
03:08Doing some healing work.
03:10Making some big life decisions.
03:13So, I'm back.
03:15And I'm here to learn everything about this dang business from the ground up.
03:19Oh no, Jen, you don't want to work here.
03:21Did you forget this?
03:22This is team building at its finest.
03:24This is really your screensaver.
03:26Don't you have pictures of a niece or a cat you can put up there, Chelsea?
03:31I'm counting 46 middle fingers in this photo.
03:33It's the most unified the crew has ever been.
03:35Need I remind you that after the plant unionized, thanks to you, Chelsea.
03:39That's right.
03:40Our stock price tanked.
03:42Cornpulse got a bigger market share and it broke daddy's heart.
03:44Now, I am the only colleague left.
03:47So, I am here to learn it all.
03:49Learn all the traits to weld, to escalate, to...
03:54Forklift shit.
03:55You're not certified.
03:56Or...
03:57Insured.
03:58Or...
03:59Remotely capable.
04:00You could pair her with somebody who is.
04:04Todd!
04:05Get over here!
04:06Can you take Ms. Conk on a plant tour today?
04:10That is a great idea.
04:13Sure!
04:14You know, yeah, I would love to do that shit.
04:16Come on, Jen, I'll show you the ropes.
04:17Great!
04:18Where are those ropes?
04:18Thanks, Chelsea.
04:20Godspeed.
04:23Jesus Christ.
04:27Coming up on the right here, you've got your Boilermakers.
04:29You're the knuckle-dragers of the crew.
04:31That's why most of your day is stuffed in a hole.
04:33Hey, boys!
04:34Here we go!
04:36You've got your electricians here.
04:39Highest paid, least liked.
04:40If you're not smart enough to be an engineer, you're an electrician.
04:43Wait, they're waving at ya!
04:46And your painters!
04:47They're all totally fucked from the fuse.
04:49Hey!
04:50I look like Todd!
04:52He looks like Todd from work!
04:54What do you got there?
04:55These are my vitamins.
04:56It's a, uh, it's an herb from Farrell.
05:02Here.
05:02I'm good.
05:03I'm old school.
05:04I like my drugs for my dealer.
05:06Oh no, these will fix everything.
05:07Except boners, apparently.
05:09Well, I'm on the clock.
05:10I gotta stay sharp.
05:11Believe it or not, this is a very dangerous place to work.
05:13Can you hold this for me?
05:15Thank you!
05:15Oh shit, shit, shit!
05:17Oh!
05:17Jesus Christ!
05:18Fuck!
05:19Fuck!
05:20Fuck!
05:21Fuck!
05:21Fuck me!
05:23Why are you staring in the middle of the room?
05:24Why are you driving like a fucking maniac?
05:25You know what?
05:26Fuck it.
05:27Maybe I will take these pills.
05:29Uh-huh.
05:29That should help you.
05:31Okay, Steph here is going to be taking over the tour now.
05:32You're in excellent hands.
05:34Fuck you, Todd!
05:36Do be solid here, okay?
05:36I'm running a bit late.
05:37What is this?
05:38Take your nepo boss to work day?
05:39You know what?
05:39Just fucking killed me, man!
05:41Hey, Treats Barbie.
05:42Let's go.
05:43Shirt swap.
05:44Oh.
05:46Okay, here you go.
05:48Whoa!
05:48What do we got here?
05:51Do we even know what those are?
05:53Yeah, of course.
05:54I'm not reckless.
05:55Pills, man.
05:56What kind of buzz can I expect?
05:58Don't know.
05:58Apparently they fix everything, so good luck.
06:01These better fucking work.
06:02Right on, man.
06:03Mystery pills.
06:06Hmm.
06:08What I normally tell Dewey is you just...
06:10Yeah, no, no.
06:11I got it.
06:12Just between your fingers, though.
06:14You just want to put it between your...
06:16It's like you're holding a pencil.
06:17Sort of.
06:18Can you see?
06:19You know what?
06:19You could just ask for a fork.
06:21Oh, no, no, no.
06:22I'm good.
06:23Must be the pills I'm on.
06:25Slippery little guys, huh?
06:27Uh, yeah.
06:29Uh, sorry big guy.
06:31You can keep that if you like.
06:33We got a runner.
06:36Bakatare.
06:39Did you hear that?
06:41Mmm.
06:42Oh, sorry.
06:45Shit, are you okay?
06:46You got allergies?
06:48No, I've just been getting color-triggered migraines.
06:50Nice.
06:52No.
06:53Not really, actually.
06:54I'm just sensitive to...
06:55Whew.
06:57Visual overload.
06:59High contrast.
07:03That shirt.
07:05Wow.
07:06That is an aggressive pattern.
07:09Yes, it is.
07:10Mmm.
07:11Are those neon flamingos?
07:12Yeah, and they're playing saxophone.
07:18Sorry, it's actually borrowed.
07:20You should see the one I was going to wear.
07:21It's covered in a dead guy's body dust.
07:24Yeah, I got nothing.
07:25Whew.
07:26It's hot in here, huh?
07:27That's soy sauce.
07:33I'm just going to hit the shitter real quick.
07:35Or the toilet.
07:36Do you want anything?
07:37From the shitter?
07:39Well, sometimes I have those baskets with the little bottles of mouthwash.
07:41Gum, condoms.
07:43Tampons.
07:43You need tampons?
07:44No, I'm...
07:45I'm your guy.
07:45I got you.
07:46I'm good.
07:46Okay.
07:47I'll be right there.
07:52Oh, shit.
07:54That's the kitchen.
07:55Only the employees can piss in there, I bet.
07:58Hello.
08:02There it is.
08:02Yep.
08:03You're good?
08:04I am good.
08:04Good luck with that.
08:06No to the tampons, right?
08:07Yeah, I'm good.
08:15Hey!
08:16No, no, no, lady.
08:17Not another step without a hard hat.
08:18I just had a blowout.
08:19And those dumb safety hats make dance in my forehead.
08:22They make dance in everyone's forehead.
08:24Oh, god.
08:24Fine, but if I get helmet acne, that's on you guys.
08:27Here.
08:29Uh-uh.
08:29Uh-uh.
08:32Yeah, no, Ms. Conk, you can't wear those.
08:33You can't wear sunglasses.
08:34No, I think I'm good.
08:35They're Versace.
08:36Prescription for chronic hotness.
08:40Okay, listen to me.
08:41Always stay at least six feet away from anybody that's handling tools or equipment.
08:45Got it.
08:46And always announce your presence.
08:47Okay.
08:48Your wish is my command, lady safety steward.
08:51Okay.
08:52Oh, shit.
08:53Oh, fuck.
08:53Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
08:56And we're in trouble.
08:59Unless we bury the body.
09:01I hit her real good.
09:03Shit.
09:07Okay.
09:09You're alright.
09:10You got this.
09:12Calm the fuck down.
09:14Are you...
09:15Are you...
09:16Me?
09:17Am I...
09:19You?
09:19You okay?
09:21I've got this.
09:22You've got this.
09:28What the fuck is happening now?
09:36I'm not a video call guy.
09:37This is not a good time, do we?
09:39Hey, buddy.
09:39Just checking in.
09:41Listen.
09:41The second date is when Dana usually bails, okay?
09:45At least that's what happened with Steve and Nelson and Enrique and...
09:49Why are you telling me this?
09:51You keep cutting out.
09:52I can only hear every third word.
09:53Oh, are you underwater?
09:55What the fuck would I be underwater?
09:57I took some of Jen Conk's jungle cult pills and I'm fucked.
09:59I think I just offered to bring your sister gifts from the men's restroom.
10:02Oh, that was nice of you.
10:04Like a mint?
10:05Hey, can you grab me something, too?
10:07Oh, one of those origami folded towels.
10:09Yeah, yeah.
10:09Oh, I'm sick one, too.
10:10Fuck.
10:11That looks like my pupils are doing different jobs.
10:14One's chilling and one's exploding.
10:17Looks pretty awesome, Todd.
10:19Hold on a second, Dewey.
10:21What's up, Homer?
10:22Hey, Todd.
10:23Listen.
10:23Quick question.
10:24What channels do you want?
10:25I added some truth or streamers.
10:27Stuff the deep state ones scrubbed from existence.
10:29No, no, no, no, no, no.
10:29You are not spiraling today.
10:31Breathe out the chem.
10:33Breathe in the trails.
10:34And call your sponsor.
10:35Copy that.
10:36Huh?
10:36Breathing in.
10:38Huh?
10:38And breathing out.
10:41Oh, uh...
10:42Say someone accidentally spilled some, um...
10:46Salsa and queso into your chlorine cesspool.
10:49Got it right in the filter.
10:50What the fuck did you do?
10:51I don't have time for this.
10:53You're gonna have to drain it.
10:53Drain the whole system.
10:55Grab a bucket, scoop the shit out of there,
10:57you're gonna ruin the plumbing.
10:58I'm gonna just gonna back everything up.
11:00And I'm not cleaning it myself.
11:01You sat in town there or what?
11:02Just a minute.
11:04Fix my fucking hot tub.
11:07Are they okay, Todd?
11:09Shit.
11:11Uh...
11:11All...
11:12Good.
11:14Just...
11:15Cleaning up in here.
11:18Send.
11:20What the fuck did I just text her?
11:22Ugh, fuck.
11:24Are you still there, Dewey?
11:25Yeah.
11:26Sounds like it's going well.
11:27No, it is not fucking going well, you fucking pissant.
11:30I've been in the crapper for...
11:31I don't even know how long.
11:33Like, the whole restaurant and Dana,
11:35they all probably think I shit myself.
11:37Well...
11:37She's seen worse.
11:38When?
11:39When has she seen worse?
11:40Uh, our softball game?
11:42Mehdi's copy enema?
11:43That gave you diarrhea?
11:45Yeah.
11:45Yeah, I remember, Dewey.
11:46Thanks for bringing that up again.
11:47Real fucking helpful.
11:49Okay.
11:51You're okay.
11:53You got this.
11:56Sorry, bud.
11:57Oh, finally.
12:11Had a run?
12:12A pair of teacher interviews?
12:13Did you pay the bill?
12:14What the fuck does a poof of ear emoji mean?
12:16Mean spark, shit boy.
12:23I will keep seeing him.
12:25I will.
12:26I love him so much, Daddy.
12:27Fuck, this is bad.
12:29That wasn't there before, was it?
12:30Is that a concussion?
12:32Did her head get pregnant?
12:34What happened?
12:35She okay?
12:35Yeah, she's fine.
12:37She's resting.
12:38Knack time.
12:38Better hope it's not a brain bleed.
12:40You two are fucked.
12:41Yeah.
12:42Might be a good time to get her passwords.
12:44Yeah, it's partygirl69.
12:46I love 69.
12:47Woo!
12:48So what's the play here?
12:49Do I call her up and mention the bathroom incident?
12:51Do I lean into that?
12:52Ghost her.
12:53You can't recover from that.
12:54She thinks you had diarrhea again.
12:55No.
12:56Don't ghost her.
12:56Just be honest.
12:57Dana, I like you.
12:58Wanna grab a drink.
12:59Isn't it better just to own it?
13:00Hey, Dana, what's up?
13:01Funny story about why I took so long in the bathroom.
13:03I took these jungle pills that completely took my head off,
13:06but I did not have a nuclear shit explosion in my pants again.
13:08That is not better.
13:09Hard to even imagine worse.
13:11You told me to be honest.
13:12Not that honest.
13:12Like, is the goal to remind her of the worst two minutes of your life?
13:15Right?
13:17Where's backwards?
13:18Enough of this shit.
13:22Communication is the oxygen of any good relationship.
13:25Shut up.
13:26Shut up.
13:29Had she consumed any drugs or alcohol in the past 24 hours?
13:32Probably.
13:34Hello.
13:35I'm inside my mouth.
13:37Is she usually this weird?
13:38I mean, honestly, hard to tell the difference.
13:41Right.
13:42I've got some good news for you.
13:44You got a strong heartbeat, very healthy vitals, but I hate to be the one to tell you,
13:49you got a serious case of resting bitch face.
13:52Okay.
13:53Seriously, it's terminal.
13:54Just get her out of here.
13:55Oh, my God.
13:56Tanner, out of there.
13:57Okay.
13:58In the chair.
13:59Okay.
13:59Okay.
14:01We're gonna get you out of here.
14:02Where is she?
14:02Okay.
14:03Chelsea, my daddy always said that you were the best employee he ever had.
14:07And I know that's true.
14:09I am here today to regain that trust.
14:12Starts now.
14:13See those girls over there?
14:15They tried to warn me about the safety hat and I didn't listen.
14:17So, I am committed to regaining your respect.
14:22Okay?
14:23Even if it takes five months or five years.
14:26I'm not going anywhere, girlfriend, until I get the job done.
14:29Okay?
14:29Fantastic, Jen.
14:31All right.
14:32Go.
14:32Pull her out.
14:33Off to urgent care.
14:35Hi.
14:36It's not moving.
14:37Sorry.
14:38This doesn't usually happen.
14:39Okay.
14:40What's the problem?
14:41Off to urgent care.
14:42You know what?
14:43Fuck it up.
14:43Ma'am, keep up with me.
14:45Okay, you two.
14:46There are protocols so these types of accidents don't happen.
14:48There are consequences to the...
14:50Blah, blah, blah.
14:51You're good.
14:52What?
14:53Good?
14:54Good?
14:54Yeah.
14:55You're good.
14:56Okay.
14:58Our lucky day.
15:00Oh.
15:04Backwards.
15:05Nice mammaries.
15:06Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
15:07My sexy man.
15:08How's that going, anyway?
15:09See a gentleman?
15:10You know, like you first?
15:12Yeah, me first.
15:13And second.
15:14And some nights third.
15:17Yeah, we have a hot date tonight.
15:18I knew that redneck had game.
15:35Whoa!
15:35Audrey!
15:36Thank you!
15:37No, that's not meant for you, Tanner!
15:39Fuckin' unsent!
15:40Unsent!
15:40No!
15:41They're already saved!
15:43Fuck!
15:45Oh yes, you are a bad girl.
15:47And daddy...
15:48Likey!
15:50You!
15:50Me!
15:50Bill!
15:51Leaky Pipe!
15:51Let's go!
15:53Oh...
15:53Uh...
15:54Yeah.
15:55Kinda had other plans, but I...
15:57Ooh, hot damn.
16:00What?
16:01What?
16:02Nothing.
16:03No, that was the best idea ever.
16:05I mean, it's the best idea, brah.
16:07No, not brah.
16:09Bro.
16:09Not brah.
16:10Bro.
16:10No bro.
16:11No...
16:12No brah.
16:14Okay, first of all, what the fuck are you talking about?
16:16You got deep poisoning again?
16:17I might.
16:18And second?
16:20I need to get fucked up to try to forget about this day.
16:22You're driving.
16:23I need to get buzzed again.
16:25Are you coming?
16:27Don't ever ask me that.
16:34Oh!
16:35Last call, folks.
16:36Good.
16:37Pipes closing in ten.
16:38Time to go.
16:38Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
16:39Can we get three more rounds for me and my buddy?
16:41And no fucking lip, Fernie.
16:44Oh, yeah.
16:45Oh, here we go.
16:46Incoming fucked Dana text.
16:48Oh, gosh.
16:48What do we got now?
16:49I caught your text.
16:51I just think we're in different places now.
16:53I'm looking for a more mature relationship.
16:56Then six fucking random emojis.
16:59What the fuck?
17:00Do you believe this shit?
17:00Man, it sucks for her.
17:01Obviously, she doesn't know what she's missing.
17:04It usually takes three or four fucking dates before they know I'm immature.
17:07Oh, shit.
17:07She's way ahead of schedule.
17:09Whatever.
17:09It's not like I was all in.
17:10I can be a lone wolf now.
17:13Oh, your girl bailed.
17:14Shocking.
17:15Really?
17:16Maybe it hasn't occurred to you that a woman wants a guy that can read more than a beer label?
17:20What the fuck, Fernie?
17:22Don't remember asking you to weigh in on my fucking life?
17:25I'm a smart guy.
17:28Oh, shit.
17:29Uh, actually, I gotta go.
17:30I gotta go fast.
17:31Just getting started, man.
17:32What the fuck's going on?
17:33Nothing.
17:33I'm trying to just book my duck blind for opening day and like, this guy's just super enthusiastic.
17:38That's all.
17:38He's just a real go-getter.
17:40Did you know that when wolves get caught in a trap, quite often they'll chew their old
17:44balls off to escape?
17:46That was fucking weird, no?
17:48Fernie, let's talk.
17:49Eat more pori.
17:50You tell a fucking Mr. Duck blind.
17:53It's getting fucked up time, not phone time.
17:55You want me to tell him?
17:56No need.
17:57Got it.
17:59I need my wingman.
18:01You in or what?
18:03Yep.
18:04You go get him, Tiger.
18:06Ladies!
18:07Hey!
18:08You want to get fucked up?
18:09Boom!
18:11Okay then.
18:11Great.
18:12Sorry, I just got new boots.
18:15Yeah.
18:16Surprised they weren't more receptive than that.
18:18Right?
18:19Shocking, actually.
18:20Maybe it's your fucking ostrich shirt.
18:22What the fuck is wrong with my shirt?
18:24They're fucking flamingos and they're talented.
18:29Oh, thanks for picking me up, Deucer.
18:35We're here.
18:38Be careful.
18:40Why do you think your sister doesn't think I'm mature enough?
18:43Hey, you know what?
18:47Honestly, it's her loss.
18:49You showed her all your beautiful fucking layers, man.
18:52Maybe it was too fast, who knows?
18:54Oh, what can I say?
18:56She's always been the weird one in our family, you know.
18:59I'm just bummed because...
19:02I wanted you to be my brother-in-law.
19:05I know, D-Man.
19:07Thanks for the ride, bud.
19:11Fuck!
19:13There you are.
19:15What the fuck, Homer?
19:16There's queser cheese in the pipes.
19:18The fucking filter.
19:19It's all gummed up.
19:20Taking me all day to figure it out.
19:22This is figured out?
19:23Your levels are way off, man.
19:25How much fucking chlorine you put in this thing?
19:27Might as well be gargling bleach.
19:28We're moving to saltwater.
19:30Who the fuck's gonna pay for that?
19:34Nachos?
19:35They're cold.
19:36No.
19:38I'm worried about you, man.
19:39Yeah, I'm worried about me, too.
19:41We're calling your fucking sponsor as soon as they sober up.
19:44Yeah, yeah.
19:44Goodnight, Todd.
19:45Goodnight, Snacks.
19:49Oh, fuck you, you little scavenging bitchy grease guard.
19:54What?
19:55Ow!
19:56You little scavenger out!
19:57This shit, come around!
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