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00:00:00The End
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00:00:16Winston, where are we?
00:00:17This is all your fault.
00:00:20Winston.
00:00:23I die because of you!
00:00:26Enid!
00:00:28Enid's fine, dear.
00:00:30It's you I'm worried about.
00:00:34Mother.
00:00:35When it comes to your ability, I asked you to be honest with me.
00:00:39I know what those tears mean.
00:00:42It's psychic exhaustion.
00:00:44That's what happens when you abuse your gift.
00:00:47I've harnessed it.
00:00:49You sound just like your aunt.
00:00:52How do I get the tears to go away?
00:00:54Well,
00:00:55You can start by giving me Goody's book of spells.
00:00:59Don't be upset with him.
00:01:01He was worried sick.
00:01:03As was I.
00:01:06Goody was my spirit guide.
00:01:08That book belongs to me.
00:01:09This isn't something you could control.
00:01:12You have to be patient and wait for your new guide.
00:01:15They will appear when the time is right.
00:01:17I don't have that time.
00:01:19Not after tonight.
00:01:21You never believe the rules apply to you.
00:01:24And?
00:01:25I applaud that.
00:01:26But you cannot bend your psychic ability to your will.
00:01:29And you can't expect me to bend to yours.
00:01:31You cannot tell me to blaze my own trail and then put up all these roadblocks.
00:01:35I'm not your enemy.
00:01:37I am your mother.
00:01:39Your ability is not a weapon to be deployed.
00:01:41It's a gift to be respected.
00:01:44I liked you better when you were a crystal ball away.
00:01:48Well, one day I won't be here anymore.
00:01:50And you can recklessly live your life as you see fit.
00:01:58You were supposed to help me protect her.
00:02:02Most of all for myself.
00:02:12Galpin's warning.
00:02:14Xavier's painting.
00:02:16And my vision of Enid's death.
00:02:19They all have a certain one-eyed black-winged bird in common.
00:02:25Lurch?
00:02:27We need to make a stop.
00:02:43Brother.
00:03:01Galpin.
00:03:09Oh, there's a giant red eagle.
00:03:13Unless they found that above one hour,
00:03:15How can it be breaking and entering if everything is already broken?
00:03:21Galpin?
00:03:23I know you're lurking somewhere in the suburban squalor.
00:03:32I don't have time for one of your drunken stupors.
00:03:34I need you to tell me about your case.
00:04:07The End
00:04:28murdered by a murder of crows
00:04:31what a perfectly ironic death wasted on the least ironic man i ever met
00:04:36let's see if he can finally offer some useful investigative insight
00:04:41it's my only clue to saving it
00:04:50i'm not saying anything
00:05:00my ability it's not working
00:05:28what were you doing at galpin's house
00:05:30he asked me to stop by
00:05:31in the middle of the night
00:05:32what were you doing there sheriff
00:05:36turns out the last person to have his eyes packed out called galpin right before he died
00:05:42you remember him
00:05:44carl bradbury i wanted to know what they had discussed but galpin wasn't answering his cell
00:05:49a phone that has since banished
00:05:52there was no trace when we searched galpin's house you wouldn't know anything about that would you
00:05:57i didn't take his phone and why are you questioning me
00:06:01galpin's son tyler is a psychopath who hates his father who's to say he didn't orchestrate this whole thing
00:06:09tyler is safely locked away at willow hill
00:06:11and you were at both crime scenes what aren't you telling me miss adams
00:06:15the volume is no doubt
00:06:17you could dangle her over a pit of rattlesnakes and she still wouldn't tell you her secrets
00:06:23trust me i've tried
00:06:26i'm allowed to question your daughter mr adams
00:06:28you can sit back there quietly
00:06:31i'm also her lawyer
00:06:35now don't do anything quietly
00:06:37if you wish to speak to my client again you'll need a court order
00:06:45have a good night
00:06:51i was fixing my nightcap when the urge burst in
00:06:55almost choked on my olives
00:06:56i've never seen the old boy so agitated
00:07:00and mother
00:07:02oh this stays between us
00:07:07to galpin
00:07:13why were you at his house
00:07:15are you asking as my lawyer or as my father
00:07:17i can recognize when a fellow carplay is keeping some aces up their sleeves
00:07:22i respect that
00:07:23but bluffing only gets you so far
00:07:27i saw galpin yesterday
00:07:29i was working on a case asked for my help
00:07:32you get your reckless curiosity from me
00:07:35that's why your mother's so worried about you
00:07:37you need to pack her trunks and take her back home
00:07:39i'm afraid her mind is made up
00:07:42she's staying
00:07:43trust me
00:07:44that casket is closed
00:07:51what happened to aunt ophelia
00:07:58that my little poison pen
00:08:01is not my story to tell
00:08:20you weren't there at lights out last night
00:08:23don't worry i didn't tell ajax
00:08:25what were you doing in the hummer shed
00:08:27please tell me you weren't eating my bees like your creepy uncle
00:08:31i know you and i aren't exactly friends but
00:08:34can you keep a secret
00:08:37i swear if even one of my bees is missing i'm telling when
00:08:54what is that the coolest thing ever
00:08:57now we have a pet and a best friend
00:09:00watch this it gets cooler
00:09:03remember that story ajax told us our first night here
00:09:06it's all true
00:09:09i jump-started his clock
00:09:11and brought him back to life
00:09:13this really is the boy from the sculpture
00:09:16he's not an urban legend
00:09:17he was one of us
00:09:19which is why we should keep him locked up in here forever
00:09:23i don't think that's a very safe idea
00:09:26or a sanitary one
00:09:28we need to tell someone before he eats us
00:09:30he won't
00:09:31besides
00:09:32he's got no brain
00:09:33which means he's as harmless as a slut
00:09:37he is hungry though
00:09:39what about honey
00:09:40it's nature's perfect food
00:09:42uh antioxidant
00:09:44antibacterial
00:09:45low glycemic index
00:09:56see
00:09:56he likes it
00:10:05i think i'm gonna call him slurp
00:10:13i don't know what's been happening with my psychic ability lately
00:10:16there must be an answer in goody's book
00:10:21in my last vision
00:10:23enid dies and it's all my fault
00:10:26somehow it's connected to those birds
00:10:29no one else can know about this
00:10:31especially enid
00:10:33she's far too fragile to face her own impending doom
00:10:35come on
00:10:45enid
00:10:50enid
00:10:57Thing, get help.
00:11:07Mmm, blood and orange jam, my favorite.
00:11:11Got you!
00:11:12Happy prank day!
00:11:14Prank day?
00:11:15It's an annual Nevermore tradition.
00:11:17You wouldn't arrive last year when we did it.
00:11:20Oh, the look on your face when you thought I was dead.
00:11:23That was priceless.
00:11:24I'll carry that memory to my grave.
00:11:26You might end up there sooner than you think.
00:11:29I was just giving you back for that fake eyeball you left on my pillow.
00:11:32What fake eyeball?
00:11:38I'd recognize this judgmental, beady, blue-eyed stare anywhere.
00:11:43Ugh.
00:11:44So real-looking.
00:11:46Where'd you get it?
00:11:49A little birdie must have dropped it off.
00:11:51Are we going to talk about what happened last night at the pyre?
00:11:55You really freaked me out with the fainting spell and black tears.
00:11:58I'm fine.
00:11:59If you were really fine, Lurch wouldn't have had to carry you out of there.
00:12:02For someone who hates being the center of attention, you have a weird habit of attracting it.
00:12:06I'd rather attract leprosy.
00:12:09I know that being popular goes against everything Wednesday core, but for the rest of us, who also helped save
00:12:15the school, it is a nice silver lining.
00:12:17Then consider me your dark cloud.
00:12:19Always.
00:12:29Um, I think your stalker's back and they somehow have my cell number.
00:12:35Call that number back.
00:12:42Hey, it's Donovan Galpin.
00:12:44Leave it at the beep.
00:12:45Why is Galpin stalking you on my phone?
00:12:48And why were you at his house?
00:12:49This isn't Galpin.
00:12:50He was murdered last night.
00:12:51This must be his killer.
00:12:53What?
00:12:53Are you pranking me now?
00:12:57I cannot believe it's only day two of the school year and you've already involved yourself in some grisly murder
00:13:01case.
00:13:03Maybe you're cursed.
00:13:04I feel really bad about Galpin, but honestly, I didn't even know him that well.
00:13:07So if you could try and leave me out of this, that would be great.
00:13:10This is my fun and freedom era.
00:13:11I've sworn off all dead bodies this semester.
00:13:14Well, this is why you should stay in the dorm with Thing until I figure this out.
00:13:19You're the one being stalked by a killer.
00:13:21I have sharp teeth and claws, remember?
00:13:23Also, I have my first driver's ed lesson this afternoon.
00:13:26You're learning to drive.
00:13:28Not all of us have chauffeurs.
00:13:46Stay here.
00:13:47Study Goody's book.
00:13:48Look for anything about regaining abilities.
00:14:12Hey!
00:14:15What's the case?
00:14:16Thanks!
00:14:31You know the best medicine for a broken heart?
00:14:35Pranked at revenge.
00:14:37Courtesy of my very own flying bloodsuckers.
00:14:40Sumatran tiger foes.
00:15:06Hey, thanks, guys.
00:15:10Hey, and, uh...
00:15:13Happy prank day.
00:15:30Oh!
00:15:37Look at that all up.
00:15:40Isn't it glorious?
00:15:42Unadulterated outcast spirit makes my soul sing.
00:15:46I, the test, prank man.
00:15:50Last year, someone put eels in my door.
00:16:08Oh, I must say, Ms. Adams.
00:16:11You certainly know how to play to a crowd.
00:16:13Burning the portrait totally caught me off-guard.
00:16:17I assumed you'd be humiliated.
00:16:19Are you kidding me? I loved it.
00:16:21Acts of defiance are what make us outcasts.
00:16:24Right, Dr. Roloff?
00:16:26One quick question before you go.
00:16:28Are you aware of any student or member of staff who can control birds?
00:16:32Made an avian?
00:16:35Why do you ask?
00:16:36I'm working on a project about underrepresented outcasts.
00:16:39We haven't had an avian in Rome for at least ten years.
00:16:49Well, have fun.
00:17:04I love what you've done with the place.
00:17:07Where did you find those?
00:17:09From an expedition Gomez's Uncle Vasco led in the Peruvian rainforest.
00:17:14That's Uncle Vasco on the left.
00:17:17Nothing like family to make a house feel like a home.
00:17:23Thank you, Lurch.
00:17:26Principal Dort was so excited you accepted the gala chair.
00:17:30He wanted me to bring these straight over.
00:17:32It's a list of potential donors.
00:17:36Needless to say, my daughter is not happy that I'm staying.
00:17:39Well, it's one say ever happy about anything.
00:17:44She's lucky to have a mom who's so concerned about her.
00:17:47You and your mother aren't close.
00:17:51We spent time together this summer.
00:17:55Digging out from under all her decisions.
00:18:00Perhaps that's why the spirits have brought us together.
00:18:03I understand that need to prove yourself.
00:18:07Especially with a complicated mother.
00:18:10I've always admired your mom.
00:18:13How she built front mortuaries into one of the most successful outcast-owned businesses in the country.
00:18:19I'd love to do something like that.
00:18:22Mama was always better with the dead than she was the living.
00:18:25Well, I think Principal Dort was hoping you would reach out to her for a large donation.
00:18:32Oh, the last poor soul who asked my mom for a donation died of fright.
00:18:38She sent him home in a casket along with a bill.
00:18:42Cookie.
00:18:45I shouldn't.
00:18:47Hmm.
00:18:57He's still here.
00:18:58I don't know if it's the smell of rotting flesh, but the after-effects of that ungrateful gorgon stoning us
00:19:04is making me nauseous.
00:19:05All this excitement is making me hungry.
00:19:07What is that?
00:19:09History meat sandwich.
00:19:10From the cafeteria.
00:19:11Nobody ever actually eats those.
00:19:13The meat's made from round-up chicken brains and pig butts.
00:19:17I think it's tasty.
00:19:19It reminds me of my Uncle Fester's Romanian goulash.
00:19:23He said he makes it with real ghouls.
00:19:25He likes it, too.
00:19:26Good slur.
00:19:27No surprise.
00:19:29That stuff's not made for the living.
00:19:32We're going to be late for class.
00:19:35Don't worry, boy.
00:19:37After dinner, we'll come back with a whole backpack of mystery meat.
00:20:09I'm going to go visit the hide in his backwater bell jar.
00:20:16You haven't seen me.
00:20:17Got it?
00:20:28Got a ride.
00:20:29Just a sec.
00:20:30Forgot the thing.
00:20:31They're not going to let me drive without it.
00:20:37Thing?
00:20:38I'm running late.
00:20:39Have you seen my driver's consent form?
00:20:40Oh, I swear I left it right here.
00:20:48This is Adams.
00:20:49Hi.
00:20:50Um, Wednesday's not here.
00:20:52That's all right, dear.
00:20:54I'm sure Thing can help me find what I'm looking for.
00:21:05Goody's book.
00:21:06Pass it over.
00:21:22Enid Sinclair.
00:21:27All right, get in.
00:21:41Seat belt.
00:21:45Okay.
00:21:47Here at Third Wheel Driving, we respect the vehicle, the other drivers, and the road.
00:21:52Do you have any previous driving experience?
00:21:54Video games don't count.
00:22:01Catch it, tuts!
00:22:06My uncle used to let me sit behind the wheel while we ran errands.
00:22:10Sure.
00:22:12Okay.
00:22:13I want you to imagine the wheel as a clock face.
00:22:17You're going to put your hands at ten and two.
00:22:25Now, with your right hand, shift into drive.
00:22:28Take your time.
00:22:30You're a newbie.
00:22:31Nerves are perfectly normal.
00:22:33Always remember, caution is your friend.
00:22:42We also respect the speed limit.
00:22:48I'm the captain of this ship, young lady.
00:23:01This school gets weirder every year.
00:23:13I'm the captain now.
00:23:27She has had Goody's spell book all summer, and you never thought to bring it to my attention.
00:23:33Gomez and I sent you here to make sure that she didn't succumb to her own worst instincts.
00:23:37Where is your loyalty to us?
00:23:42Of course you are a member of this family.
00:23:45Just because I'm cross with you doesn't diminish that.
00:23:48Stop treating you like a servant.
00:23:51When have we ever done that?
00:23:58Thing, dim the lights.
00:24:00Oh.
00:24:01Thing, tap me off, oh boy.
00:24:04Don't be stingy this time.
00:24:11What are you doing?
00:24:15Hold still, boy.
00:24:17Ooh.
00:24:20Sorry, old boy.
00:24:24I admit, perhaps there may have been times when we overstepped.
00:24:31I'm so sorry we depend on your steady hand so much.
00:24:36Don't take my poor relationship with Wednesday out on you.
00:24:42It's not poor.
00:24:44It's fraud.
00:25:04I look forward to our next lesson.
00:25:15I'm here to see Tyler Galpin.
00:25:18Hey, Ross, check it out.
00:25:20I know one of those weirdo fangirls has got the hots for the hide.
00:25:25Quit wasting our time and find something else to obsess over.
00:25:28You know, like boy bands or puppies.
00:25:31Call your supervisors and tell them Wednesday Adams is here.
00:25:35It's Adams with two Ds.
00:25:37Like padded room.
00:25:50Jelly Bean.
00:25:55I'm impressed.
00:25:57As a stickler for proper form etiquette, you have left no box unchecked.
00:26:01This isn't my first time at the Criminally Insane.
00:26:04When can I see Tyler?
00:26:05Uh, hold those pigtails.
00:26:07Dr. Fairburn will need to make that call.
00:26:09Is that Tyler's handler?
00:26:11Handler?
00:26:13We're not a zoo.
00:26:14You're right.
00:26:15Zoos don't pretend that animals can change their nature with electroshock therapy and daily drug cocktails.
00:26:20Dr. Fairburn is the chief psychiatrist and a pioneer in the field of outcast mental health.
00:26:28I have her book here somewhere.
00:26:33Her book?
00:26:36Unlocking the outcast mind.
00:26:38It's required reading in medical schools around the country.
00:26:42She even inscribed it.
00:26:45Is Dr. Fairburn an outcast?
00:26:48No.
00:26:49Why does that matter?
00:26:51It's like a vegetarian writing a book on cannibalism.
00:26:53I've always been skeptical of psychiatrists.
00:26:56Me too.
00:27:03Hello, Wednesday.
00:27:04I'm Dr. Fairburn.
00:27:07Tyler has spoken of you often.
00:27:10I hope my name leaves a bad taste in his mouth.
00:27:14Thank you, Judy.
00:27:16Walk with me.
00:27:25Why do you want to see Tyler?
00:27:28To parent my former psychiatrist.
00:27:29Tyler gutted like a fresh he caught trout.
00:27:32I need closure.
00:27:34I granted your request with the court weeks ago, so I knew you'd show your face sooner or later.
00:27:40I'm guessing you chose today because of Donovan Galpin's murder.
00:27:45Has Tyler heard the news?
00:27:47Tyler has proven to be a particularly manipulative and uncooperative patient.
00:27:52Of course, I've never dealt with a hide before, so this is uncharted territory.
00:27:56What about Marilyn Thornhill?
00:27:58She still denies that she's Tyler's master.
00:28:01She's being held in a different facility.
00:28:03I'm working off the theory that the longer they're separated, the weaker their bond becomes.
00:28:09Then I surmise the only reason you and I are speaking is because you need my help.
00:28:12Well, my traditional care methods aren't yielding results, so I think it's time to be unorthodox.
00:28:19Well, you know what they say.
00:28:21If you can't kill them with kindness, try lethal injection.
00:28:26This way.
00:28:39You could be the psychological shock Tyler needs to initiate his rehabilitation.
00:28:45If the sight of me brings a many modicum of pain, count me in.
00:29:00Now, you'll be perfectly safe, but if you feel threatened or uncomfortable in any way, push the red button on
00:29:07the wall.
00:29:08I'll be watching everything on the monitor.
00:29:11Keep a close watch, please.
00:29:47So, what do you think of the place?
00:29:54It was originally designed for a schizophrenic werewolf, one on a full moon killing spree, the summer of 92.
00:30:03Ironic, considering you were thrashed by a werewolf.
00:30:06It was inevitable your morbid curiosity would bring you here.
00:30:11I knew you couldn't resist seeing me again.
00:30:14Is that the deluded lie you've been telling yourself, sitting here in solitude?
00:30:17The only person lying to themselves is you, Wednesday.
00:30:20You sensed the monster in me.
00:30:23You fell in love with it.
00:30:26There are two black-hearted souls ready to pillage the world together.
00:30:30The only thing you're pillaging is an extra fruit cup at dinner.
00:30:33You act like you're the smartest person in the room, but you're not.
00:30:38Then how come I ended up on this side of the bars?
00:30:41Because you got lucky.
00:30:52Your father is dead.
00:30:56He was murdered last night.
00:31:03How was he killed?
00:31:04Gruesomely.
00:31:06Another victim died the same way.
00:31:08Your father's old partner, Claude Bradbury.
00:31:11Two murders in two days.
00:31:14Both connected to your family.
00:31:18You got me, Wednesday.
00:31:20I'm a criminal mastermind pulling the strings from in here.
00:31:24Who else would want him dead?
00:31:27You looking for my help?
00:31:30I'm flattered, but it's gonna be so much more fun watching you grope around in the dark.
00:31:38Say hi to Enid for me.
00:31:42Tell her I'm gonna kill her the next time I see her.
00:31:46Make her pay for sticking her snout in my business.
00:31:49I want her screams to haunt you for the rest of your life.
00:31:54You're right.
00:31:59I couldn't resist seeing you.
00:32:02Witnessing you chained and caged up makes my dark heart grin.
00:32:06Thornhill chose you to be her murderous marionette.
00:32:08Not just because she saw some hide hibernating inside of you, but because she saw the real you.
00:32:13An expendable nobody.
00:32:16A feeble-minded schoolyard bully with nothing to offer to the world except for subpar barista skills.
00:32:22Your fleeting moment of notoriety will fade quicker than your generic looks.
00:32:26I'm thinking of you running away in this cell in anonymous mediocrity.
00:32:30That is the best revenge.
00:32:40I don't need to visit again.
00:32:43I already take up enough space in your twisted head.
00:33:10The human brain is the hungriest organ in the body.
00:33:15of two in twenty percent.
00:33:19Two to death!
00:33:22Go on!
00:33:24Speak up!
00:33:30Listen up, people.
00:33:33Unless the perpetrator of you spends all...
00:33:37We've got a problem.
00:33:38...the arrest of a celestial detention.
00:33:42I'm watching you two.
00:33:47What?
00:33:49Your pet zombie, Slurp?
00:33:51He's escaped.
00:33:57So, uh, you didn't have your driving lesson?
00:34:00Nope.
00:34:00He was a no-show.
00:34:13So, want to study for Orloff's synodony path?
00:34:16Maybe I haven't enjoyed it.
00:34:17It's in the first place.
00:34:26How'd that get in here?
00:34:31It's for Thing.
00:34:36Thing?
00:34:39Anyone follow?
00:34:42Thing?
00:34:43Have you been drinking?
00:34:45How is that even...
00:34:46You know what, it doesn't matter.
00:34:48Could you just give us a second?
00:34:52Thing, you've got a package,
00:34:54but I don't know if maybe it's for prank day
00:34:56or maybe it's from Wednesday's stalker.
00:35:04It's your mugshot
00:35:05from the Normal Illinois Police Department.
00:35:07There's a town called Normal?
00:35:09Who's Fernando Fingertips?
00:35:12Your first alias?
00:35:13Yeah, it is very catchy.
00:35:19Found this while cleaning out an old safe house.
00:35:22Happy birthday to my buddy from another body.
00:35:25Snickers and wet willies,
00:35:26your partner in crime, Fester.
00:35:29Thing?
00:35:30Is it your birthday?
00:35:32No, Wednesday didn't tell me.
00:35:34Did the entire Adams family forget it was your birthday?
00:35:38I'm really sorry.
00:35:40You know what?
00:35:41You are an honorary member of the Wolf Pack.
00:35:43Why don't we take you out tonight to celebrate?
00:35:47Bruno?
00:35:48Oh, my God, oh, my God.
00:35:49What happened?
00:35:50Are you...
00:36:09You have an update on Mrs. Adams?
00:36:17I gave her the donor list.
00:36:19She's going through the names
00:36:21and we'll meet again at the end of the week
00:36:23to discuss a strategy.
00:36:24And you drew her attention to numero uno on that list?
00:36:28Unfortunately, she and her mother are estranged.
00:36:32I was estranged.
00:36:34She refuses to call her.
00:36:39Hester Frump is the linchpin to this whole campaign.
00:36:42She is the 50-foot shark
00:36:44that will signal the other big fish
00:36:46that Nevermore is worth preserving.
00:36:49Then why don't you have that conversation
00:36:50with Mrs. Adams?
00:36:52Because you can be so much more persuasive.
00:36:57You're not seriously asking me to siren song her.
00:37:00Of course not.
00:37:02I'm ordering you.
00:37:08You will never try and coerce me again.
00:37:16Nice try, Mrs. Barclay.
00:37:20Yeah.
00:37:22A little souvenir I picked up
00:37:24in a dinky antique shop in the Florida Keys.
00:37:27It's beautiful, isn't it?
00:37:29Oh, and this here is made up
00:37:30of itty-bitty pieces of Corinthian coral,
00:37:33making me impervious to your siren song.
00:37:36I keep it on me at all times.
00:37:40You see, the key to winning
00:37:42in both golf and life
00:37:44is keeping your eye on the ball.
00:37:46So let me help you focus.
00:37:48We both know that I hold your future in my hand.
00:37:51I could either lift you up
00:37:53or crush you.
00:37:55Understood?
00:38:00Now use your gift
00:38:02and get Morticia Adams
00:38:04and her beloved mother on our side.
00:38:23thing?
00:38:28Wait, where's Enid?
00:38:32Und service
00:38:34and service
00:38:37and service
00:38:37Do I have your attention now?
00:38:39Who are you, and where's Enid?
00:38:42The game has just begun.
00:38:43You have 30 minutes to find your werewolf friend,
00:38:46or I put her down.
00:38:47Involve anyone else and game over.
00:38:50I'm watching...
00:38:52TikTok, Ms. Adams.
00:39:07Oh, my God.
00:39:25Bruno?
00:39:28Bruno?
00:39:30Are you okay?
00:39:33Enid?
00:39:35Where are we?
00:39:38I think we're in Niagara Tower.
00:39:41Doesn't look like anyone's been up here
00:39:43in a really long time.
00:39:44They closed it off years ago after it was damaged
00:39:46in some freak electrical storm.
00:39:57Who would do this to us?
00:40:04Okay, Ajax!
00:40:06Great prank!
00:40:07Now let us go.
00:40:10Ajax!
00:40:20I don't think this is a prank.
00:40:29Wednesday?
00:40:30What are you doing out here?
00:40:32I'm looking for my roommate.
00:40:33That's a coincidence. I've been looking for you.
00:40:36I'm putting together an orchestra for the gala.
00:40:39I'd like you to play cello.
00:40:40I don't have time for this right now, and besides,
00:40:43when you heard me play, you were hardly complimentary.
00:40:45Oh, come on.
00:40:47All I was saying was, if you want to be great,
00:40:49let the music control you.
00:40:53Otherwise, you'll just be playing the notes.
00:40:58Mechanical.
00:41:00Rehearsal 3 p.m. Friday.
00:41:02I hope to see you there.
00:41:09These aren't letters.
00:41:11Their notes.
00:41:22The heart is an organ.
00:41:36D-E-A-D.
00:41:46I'll try them together.
00:41:56Let's go.
00:42:13If only there was a full moon on tonight,
00:42:15we'd be out of here in no time.
00:42:18I'm really sorry, Bruno.
00:42:21This isn't your fault.
00:42:22I mean, it kind of is.
00:42:24Whatever's going on here is clearly connected to my roommate.
00:42:27She's like this dark north star for psycho killers.
00:42:31Why are you friends with her?
00:42:35Because even though Wednesday is literally
00:42:37the tunnel at the end of my light,
00:42:41I can't imagine my life without her in it.
00:42:45I think it's cool how you're a ride or die.
00:42:47Why?
00:42:48Emphasis on die at the moment.
00:42:52I wish I had someone like that.
00:43:01We have to find a way to get out of here.
00:43:05We can't break these chains,
00:43:06but maybe we could wriggle out of them
00:43:07if we find the right angle.
00:43:12It's all right.
00:43:13It's all right.
00:43:14It's all right.
00:43:17It's all right.
00:43:21It's all right.
00:43:41It's all right.
00:43:46That's what you're trying to do.
00:43:46Yeah, that's right.
00:43:47I can't let you guys go.
00:43:47No one big one would do.
00:43:49Now, I've got a little bit more of this.
00:43:49It's all right.
00:43:50I can't do this.
00:43:52Or, like a little bit more.
00:43:53It's all right.
00:43:53You all know the way to the man.
00:43:55It's all right.
00:43:58There's a little bit of this scene.
00:43:58I've got a little bit more animated.
00:44:02Here's this scene.
00:44:04This is Iago Tower.
00:44:08Come on.
00:44:13Sorry.
00:44:14Just your shoulder.
00:44:15Wait, no.
00:44:16Go.
00:44:22Hey.
00:44:24Hey.
00:44:25That didn't work.
00:44:33Are you okay?
00:44:34I'm fine.
00:44:35This happens sometimes when I'm stressed or nervous.
00:44:38It's just wolf whimpers.
00:44:41Lupin late plumers usually suffer from it.
00:44:46I was the last in my family to wolf out.
00:44:50No way.
00:44:52Me too.
00:44:53I have the nervous claw thing too.
00:44:56Have you tried box breathing?
00:45:00Four counts in.
00:45:04Four holding.
00:45:07Four out.
00:45:28I don't know.
00:45:38Enid!
00:45:39Where's me?
00:45:40Thank God!
00:45:41You need to get us out of this!
00:45:43Thing, pick their locks.
00:45:50Thing, get out!
00:45:54Thing, you okay?
00:45:58Oh, God.
00:46:06Who is it?
00:46:08Where are you going?
00:46:09Where are you going?
00:46:26What don't you see?
00:46:30Oh, God, oh, God!
00:46:36Poe, Dante.
00:46:38Shelley, Dickens.
00:46:40Wednesday, you need to hurry!
00:46:43Each stack is the collected work of the famous author.
00:46:51Proust, Tolstoy.
00:46:54The answer must be a book that's missing.
00:46:57I swear if I'd survive this, I'm to maybe this party!
00:47:00Wells.
00:47:03Babysitter's Club.
00:47:04Oh, how many are that one?
00:47:06131.
00:47:06Damn it, that's all of them.
00:47:08Unless you're counting the graphic novels and movie novels.
00:47:10Enough, Enid.
00:47:13Oh, my God.
00:47:14But what you don't see.
00:47:17Of course, The Invisible Man by H.G. Wells.
00:47:25Wednesday, you did it!
00:47:42Wednesday, you did it!
00:47:44Wednesday, you did it!
00:47:45Wednesday, you did it!
00:47:58Wednesday, you did it!
00:47:59Who's there?
00:48:08Happy prank day, Wednesday.
00:48:11Wednesday, you did it!
00:48:12My crazed stalker is an invisible 13-year-old.
00:48:20we haven't been properly introduced
00:48:22I'm Magnus DeMille
00:48:23you're a number one super fan
00:48:27you don't seriously expect me to believe that you pulled off this
00:48:30elaborate prank solo
00:48:31I had a little help from some da Vinci's
00:48:33after I blackmailed them with incriminating
00:48:36snapchat pics
00:48:36pricks to being invisible
00:48:38I just asked myself
00:48:40W-W-W
00:48:44D
00:48:45what would Wednesday do?
00:48:47that's my line you little psycho
00:48:49I knew that if I came up with the most twisted game
00:48:52I'd get your attention
00:48:53I hope it's lived up to your
00:48:56exacting standards
00:48:58admit it
00:48:59you're a little impressed
00:49:00I can't believe we were almost perforated by your fangirl mini-me
00:49:05why don't I return the favor
00:49:07park your claws
00:49:09rainbow Barbie
00:49:10besides
00:49:11I got you some alone time with a pack hottie
00:49:14you're welcome
00:49:16you almost burned my novel at the founder's pyre
00:49:18oh that was just an appetizer
00:49:21this was the main course
00:49:23then why kill Galpin and place his eyeball on Enid's cushion
00:49:26that eyeball was real?
00:49:28I didn't kill Galpin
00:49:30I wanted to become your friend
00:49:32not your next murder case
00:49:36took this as a
00:49:38souvenir
00:49:40I already scrolled through his texts
00:49:44and his emails
00:49:45so if you didn't kill him then who did?
00:49:48I can help you find out
00:49:56only Wednesday Adams would have multiple stalkers
00:50:00room for one more?
00:50:02wannabes take the stairs
00:50:24what a surprise
00:50:26please come on in
00:50:30did you forget something dear?
00:50:32actually
00:50:33I did
00:50:37you must contact your mother
00:50:39invite her to the gala
00:50:40and secure a large donation
00:50:43she is your highest priority
00:50:48yes
00:50:50that's it
00:50:52mama
00:50:54I should call her
00:50:59you'll have no memory I was here
00:51:01Mrs. Adams
00:51:09goodnight
00:51:32I forgot your birthday
00:51:33and that's inexcusable
00:51:36I hope this makes up for my memory lapse
00:51:42it's an antique thumbscrew
00:51:44Napoleonic era
00:51:45designed by Anatole de Blair
00:51:47Francis' most notorious torturer
00:51:50I'm willing to be your first victim
00:52:01I'm concerned about Enid too
00:52:04unmasking my flame-haired stalker
00:52:05was an unwelcome distraction
00:52:09if I'm able to regain my psychic ability
00:52:11I think I'll be able to save Enid
00:52:13and figure out who killed Galvin and Bradbury
00:52:16let's take another look at Goody's book
00:52:19did you find any answers in there?
00:52:25where is it?
00:52:30my mother took my book?
00:52:34Jim
00:52:34a
00:52:34a
00:53:04but you're going to panic,
00:53:06please give me the message and I'll get right back to you.
00:53:08All of your members, Nevermore or Evermore.
00:53:11This is Gabe Packard.
00:53:13I'm informing you that I am no longer teaching
00:53:15Nevermore students.
00:53:17Even Sinclair has pushed me over the edge.
00:53:34Eww.
00:53:51Eww.
00:53:53Eww.
00:53:56Eww.
00:53:57Awww.
00:53:59Eww.
00:54:00Hey.
00:54:31Hey.
00:55:00Hey.
00:55:30Hey.
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