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00:09you've changed in a good way in a good way we can't compete with glow bronze if they're
00:15offering a BOGO so just cut off their supply you've won me some peace Terry I like to take
00:23care of those who take care of me there's an issue issue well you're gonna have to take a drug
00:28test
00:30have to be consequences what kind of consequences you will hand over your territory the casino you
00:38found something yes I did there's an opportunity for me it's outside of all of this you're not going
00:47anywhere from across the state and now you want a piece of myself is this who you are who you
01:10want to be
01:10you're so sweet man I pay for keys I know I lose a sweet I see money come see money
01:15go I get the bread no butter
01:16dough I spray clips that's not a flow like you get money bro I hustle hard that's all the time
01:21you see
01:21the name that's gonna sign just 24 like Kobe Bryant cause 24 we on the grind real big dinner from
01:27the ramble
01:27way so you had it get it rip it rip it that's my day today why you trippin' on me
01:32for the culture I ain't never change
01:33I lean and I rock with it snap my fingers in your face give me my bad bitch you know
01:38I ain't come to play
01:39and even if you hate me now your uncle's gonna rob his wife gimme my bad bitch you know I
01:44ain't come to play
01:45and even if you hate me now your uncle's gonna rob this wife bitch
02:08Who cares that it makes plants grow?
02:16Who cares what it does since you broke my heart?
02:23Who loves the wind?
02:27Who cares that it makes breezes?
02:31Who cares what it does since you broke my heart?
02:37Ba-ba-ba-ba
02:38Who loves the sun?
02:44Ba-ba-ba-ba
02:47Who loves the sun?
02:51Ba-ba-ba-ba
02:54Congratulations! You did it!
02:56We really did!
02:57Let's celebrate!
02:58Woo!
02:59Oh, I would have brought you one, but we did all the work.
03:03You could have just brought a normal-sized one.
03:05I sure could have.
03:06So, let's talk expansion. How quickly can we have transform on shelves nationwide?
03:12Yeah, about that. No need to panic.
03:15Okay, Dan, by phrasing it that way, you are kind of invoking panic.
03:19Like I said, the last couple of weeks there's been some changes on the exec side here at Kennis Galore.
03:26What do you mean?
03:27It means that the new VP of retail, not me, didn't get it, he doesn't rubber stamp new deals that
03:35he hasn't personally reviewed.
03:37Sure, okay. What kind of delay are we talking?
03:39Oh, not long. Three, six months.
03:41Six months? Henley?
03:43Yeah, no, I get your frustration.
03:45Do you, Henley? You do?
03:47You said that if we sold enough spray tan, we'd go national.
03:51You looked us in the eye and you swore an oath on the lives of your three children, man.
03:55I don't think I did that.
03:56I think he did.
03:57Okay, this VP, can we meet him?
03:59Well, let's give him some time to settle in and I'll schedule a sit down in the next few weeks.
04:05We don't really have a few weeks.
04:07Our financial situation is grim.
04:11Yeah, can we talk to him sooner?
04:12Well, I'm having dinner with him tonight, but so I can put in a good word and maybe get you
04:17in earlier.
04:18Tonight, you say?
04:19That wasn't an invite.
04:20Look, if we succeed, you succeed, right?
04:23Well, so.
04:25So help us help you.
04:29And Henley, even if you don't invite us, we're going to find out where you're having dinner and we're going
04:35to show up anyway.
04:39Okay, fine. 7pm sharp. And just try to look at the part.
04:44That's my man right there!
04:45Alright.
04:46Send us the details.
04:47Let's go.
04:47Oh, Martin, might you stick around?
04:50Weird.
04:52What's up?
04:54So, um, the new VP, he's tricky. He's hard to please. And he's not planning on improving many new deals.
05:02So if you want tonight to go your way, things need to go perfectly.
05:07Oh, we get it.
05:09What I mean is, it might be wise for Vicki to tip this one out.
05:17But Vicki is half the company. You can't tell her to stay home.
05:22You know what? Don't you worry? Yeah, I can manage her.
05:26Hey, you're driving, right? So I can have yours?
05:30Yay!
05:33She likes champagne.
05:36You're married, right?
05:38Yes.
05:39Yes.
05:40And your wife is discerning?
05:44Different to your sister.
05:46Very much so.
05:48Bring her along.
05:49She might dilute Vicki. You know, keep things level.
05:53Okay.
05:55Martin, I'm rooting for you.
05:58So, you know, this is your shot.
06:02Henley really said I shouldn't come?
06:03I literally thought that guy loved me.
06:05I told him that you have to be there.
06:08Yeah, no, she didn't have to be there.
06:09And I'm going to prove him so wrong.
06:11Please don't start any trouble.
06:12No, no, no. It's going to be fine.
06:13In fact, I am going to behave so properly, act with so much decorum,
06:17that Henley's going to fucking choke on my good fucking manners.
06:20Okay, well, sounds great.
06:22But I'm still going to bring joy since Henley thinks it'll help.
06:25Okay?
06:25Hey.
06:26We have a problem.
06:41Okay, so he hasn't destroyed any evidence.
06:43No clandestine meetings with shady figures.
06:45There's no uncontrollable weeping at religious sites.
06:48Nothing to suggest he's feeling guilty.
06:50So, how's he been acting?
06:52He's still trying to win me back.
06:54So, nice, attentive.
06:56You think he knows something's up?
06:58No, but it's getting hard.
07:02Pretending like everything's normal.
07:04Are you sure you want to keep doing this?
07:07I need to know if he was involved.
07:09You really think he could be capable of murder?
07:12I don't know, but he is different.
07:16Feed a man to a crop different?
07:21Obviously, being extorted the night Cash died looks bad,
07:24but it doesn't prove he's a murderer.
07:26True, but it does put him on a short list of suspects.
07:29Still, there's no evidence.
07:32Maybe we should go back to the beginning.
07:35It's possible we missed something along the way.
07:37Okay.
07:38For me, it all started when that crop went boom.
07:41I was speaking on.
07:42Check this out.
07:44Nice, huh?
07:45I should sell these.
07:46Yeah, I'll take one.
07:49What would cause that kind of explosion?
07:52I googled, do crocs spontaneously combust?
07:55They don't.
07:56But maybe that's where we should start.
07:58Hmm.
08:22Can you see it?
08:33What's that?
08:35Losing the casino was a tough break.
08:37It's not easy to replace that revenue.
08:39No shit.
08:40So I've been trying to find alternative ways to put some cash in your pocket.
08:44I spoke to these real estate people.
08:46They reckon the value of this place has skyrocketed over the years.
08:49You could sell.
08:50You could walk away, retire, do whatever you want.
08:53Holy fuck.
08:55Someone would actually pay that much for a fucking kid thing park.
08:59Not the park, Moans.
09:00The land.
09:00To do what?
09:02Develop it.
09:03Develop how?
09:04They said into townhouses.
09:06Townhouses?
09:07Yeah, like nice ones.
09:08Three stories, community pickleball court.
09:10What the fuck is pickleball?
09:13You know, when me and Keshe were kids, we didn't have a lot of supervision at the foster house.
09:17Climb over the fence, sneak in here most days.
09:21And when we got enough cash, we bought the place, made it ours.
09:24Yeah, Moans, I know.
09:27The cash is gone.
09:30This is the only home Cash and I have ever known.
09:34So you tell your guy and his pickleballs to get fucked.
09:37Cos I ain't selling.
09:41Besides, we've got the perfect replacement for the casino.
09:54Yeah, this has everything we need.
09:57Degenerate gamblers that we can target for high interest loans.
10:03Fair-pocketed whales that we can extort for their winnings.
10:13It's not quite the income bracket we're used to.
10:15Yeah, Moans, the guys who come here are pretty run dry.
10:19Yeah, and I'm a dog person.
10:21This place is pretty hard to stomach.
10:28Listen, we're going to have a meeting with the owner about partnering.
10:32No more negativity.
10:36This place is perfect.
10:48Got to get this thing steamed.
10:51Hey, do you have a needle and thread?
10:53These are starting to fray in the crotch.
10:55Oh, no.
10:56Please don't tell me you're wearing those tonight.
10:58These are my lucky jeans, Martin.
10:59Of course, they're for tonight.
11:01Come on.
11:02Don't you have anything a little more, like, CEO-y?
11:05You know, a pantsuit of some kind?
11:07Or a lady tux?
11:08My God, this is like Little Miss Indiana.
11:11Little Miss what?
11:12Remember that pageant mom would make me compete in?
11:15Oh, yeah, yeah, where you bit one of the judges and got disqualified.
11:18Yeah, I do remember that.
11:20That was very bad.
11:21Yeah, I feel like you and Henley are trying to Little Miss Indiana me.
11:24Oh, no, look, look.
11:26I'm not asking you to pretend to be someone you're not, all right?
11:29I'm just saying, put on something nice
11:32and act like you know what you're doing
11:34because you do.
11:36Thanks, bud.
11:37But keep your teeth to yourself.
11:47I believe in you.
11:50Thanks.
12:06Fuck.
12:10Fuck.
12:22Fuck!
12:24Fuck!
12:34Tess?
12:36I need some pills.
12:37Wait, aren't you meant to be entering treatment in a few weeks?
12:40Yeah, I get it. I know. I know. I got it.
12:42No, no, no. Opiates take a while to clear your system, okay?
12:44If you're going to pass a piss test and enter the trials, you're going to...
12:47Yeah, I understand. I get it.
12:49Just need some pills.
12:52Poor Hanks.
12:54I know this shit's really hard to kick, okay?
12:57But I would hate to see you waste your shot.
12:59Told you. I'm fine.
13:02I've got a plan.
13:11Well, as far as I'm concerned, the conventional banking system's a relic of the past anyway.
13:16Yeah, see, you get it, bro.
13:17You want to sell financial services to my customers, I say it's a free market.
13:21Oh, music to my ears.
13:23And the more money you loan these deadbeats, the more ends up in my pocket.
13:27Always heard you were a quick study.
13:30Problem is, what happens if one of your borrowers wins big?
13:36Yeah, well, see, we've got a fail-safe.
13:39My colleague here, Susie, she's an expert in putting people in compromising situations.
13:44Bit of a life-ruiner, are you?
13:47Huh?
13:47Not hard to see why?
13:48Yeah, the best.
13:50Never miss the target.
13:51So, if someone walks out of here with too much of my money...
13:55Well, we just bring it all the way back to you, Brock.
13:57Bar your cut.
14:00Which is...
14:01How much?
14:02We take 80% of the extortion revenue.
14:05Oh.
14:07I heard that you were having a bit of trouble with the casino.
14:13The word is...
14:16The syndicate's giving it to Skinner.
14:19Is that what you heard?
14:23No.
14:24I gave it away.
14:26The place was past its prime.
14:29Either way, it seems like the options for your skill set are rather limited.
14:36Excuse me?
14:38Well, what I'm trying to say is that maybe we can negotiate that percentage.
14:4770.
14:4850.
14:4960.
14:5050?
14:50You know it's fair.
14:5151.
14:52Or I walk.
14:56Here's to a fruitful partnership.
15:05And fuck the casino.
15:10It's all there.
15:12You can trust me.
15:13Yeah, yeah.
15:14I'll be the better judge of that.
15:17Mate, I wouldn't mess her out.
15:20Not after the last couple of weeks you've had.
15:24What the fuck does that mean?
15:25Nothing.
15:26It's nothing.
15:27No, no, no.
15:28Go on.
15:30Tell me about the last couple of weeks I've had.
15:33Just the thing with Moni.
15:36What thing?
15:40Branding.
15:41Who the fuck told you about that?
15:42I don't know who told me initially, but I thought...
15:46Jeffers, Lefty, Dondon.
15:49And then Big Rod, he was saying that you want to be careful, it doesn't turn into an infection.
15:55He's done a first aid accreditation.
15:57He's fully ticketed.
15:58But no one thinks any less of you're based on any of that.
16:01Less of me?
16:02No.
16:02Who the fuck's saying that?
16:03No one.
16:06Wombat said it.
16:09And Steve, but the other Steve, he's back in town.
16:12He said something.
16:13Is that rhetorical what you just did?
16:15I don't know.
16:15I can't tell.
16:16I don't have those nuances.
16:18I feel like I should go.
16:20And your father was an inspiration to many of us.
16:31Joyce!
16:33Martin.
16:37What are you doing here?
16:38I know this is your workplace.
16:40It's just, well, first for you, milady.
16:44Thanks.
16:45So, look, Vicki and I have this dinner tonight.
16:48It's a tan's form thing with this VP at Chemist Galore.
16:51And I realize this is last minute, but I was hoping you might be able to join.
16:56Oh.
16:58I know, talking spray tan, very boring stuff.
17:01But having you there for support would, it would mean a lot to me.
17:05You won't have to do anything.
17:07You just sit there and be charming and laugh at all my jokes, obviously.
17:14Yeah, I can't.
17:16Oh.
17:17Oh, okay.
17:19Yeah, I've got a work thing.
17:21Yeah, I mean, is there any way that you can get out of it?
17:25Pretty please, please, please.
17:28Yeah, I wish, but my boss, you know?
17:31Yeah.
17:35Well, I get it.
17:36I mean, totally, totally fine.
17:38Yeah, sorry.
17:39Another night?
17:40For sure, for sure.
17:42Yeah, okay.
17:44But, like, we're okay, right?
17:48Yeah.
17:49Yeah, of course.
17:51Okay, cool.
17:53But, um, good luck.
17:56You're going to be great.
17:59Thanks.
18:00All right.
18:18You're going to make some money?
18:20Oh, that is the cleanest piss this side of Southern Sydney.
18:27That is so clean.
18:28You could drink that.
18:29Not that I drank my piss, yeah?
18:32I mean, we all thought about it, yeah?
18:37All done.
18:40A bit dehydrated, Benno.
18:41Oh, yeah.
18:42Thanks, mate.
18:42You had a lot of crunches this morning.
18:45Yeah, lid.
18:48Um.
18:50Just, hold still.
18:52Still.
18:52I got it.
18:53Stop, you're going to fucking spill it everywhere.
18:54I fucking got it, mate.
18:55I got it.
18:55Fuck.
18:58Shit.
19:00Okay, just, like, give me 20 minutes,
19:02and then I'll be good to go again, yeah?
19:13Oh, no, Terry.
19:15Terry, no, you're not going to...
19:17Hey, Terry, look at me.
19:19Terry, you're better than that, yeah?
19:22Mate.
19:24Think of your kid.
19:34Oh, my God.
19:43Yeah.
19:45That's it.
19:49What?
19:50Joyce can't come tonight.
19:52Ooh, lost your Vicky buffer.
19:54Bummer.
19:54What are you going to do?
19:55She wasn't a buffer.
19:56Look, you're right.
19:58We'll be fine.
19:59All right, so...
20:00How's the whole pantsuit search going?
20:02Bad.
20:03Weird.
20:04Everything looks bad and weird.
20:06Ugh, God.
20:07How is this so expensive and so itchy?
20:10You know what?
20:10I'm just going to...
20:11I'm just going to wear my jeans.
20:13Seriously?
20:14Do not make this my fault, Martin.
20:16Vicky, our entire future is riding on this meeting.
20:19Can you please just work with me?
20:21You know what?
20:21I love you.
20:22I'm leaving.
20:23I'll see you soon.
20:23Bye.
20:23Vicky, we're just...
20:25God damn it.
20:27God damn it.
20:28God damn it.
20:40God damn it.
20:53God damn it.
20:55God damn it.
21:06hello hey are you busy tonight why i need a date a date not like that not like what
21:18not like romantic right well now you've hooked me sorry i have a dinner night with this important
21:27buyer and i know this is going to sound ridiculous but i need someone to uh well to to pretend
21:34to be
21:35my wife don't you have a wife martin she's unavailable right right so you thought
21:44that you being someone who's used to playing a part because i'm a con woman no no no no no
21:51i mean
21:52look and i think you would even admit this that your skills in this area might be pretty beneficial
21:59i guess i do owe you for the business plan advice not to mention the whole blackmail that ruined my
22:06life thing oh yeah yeah yeah and that what time yes okay no no no no no no no hey
22:19babes what's
22:19the occasion oh thanks no i'm actually i'm done here a wedding funeral funeral well you looked
22:27really sad radio um i'm um i'm going to a business dinner oh business dinner what's the vibe the only
22:36instruction i've been given is to refrain from being me which you know makes me want to fucking
22:42kill myself oh spooky look lucky for you fixing this up it's my specialty okay yeah so don't kill
22:51yourself okay okay yeah what's going on can you hold me this please
23:12you know there are people who can help you detox professionals
23:20how long 24 hours
23:39remember play by the rules yeah i'm all zipped up and corporate ready you don't have to worry
23:43about me so she's supposed to be here honestly it might be for the best having your extortionist
23:53cosplay as your wife is cool but trust me it can backfire hey we're gonna be okay we've come this
24:13so um martin and vicky marvin this is lachlan jennings uh chemist for laws vp of retail and uh his
24:20lovely wife gloria
24:21hi it's great to meet you good evening to you both
24:25hi um
24:29right
24:30we expecting anyone else sorry my wife she was you wouldn't miss it for the world
24:36hi darling sorry that was traffic
24:40hello i'm joyce
24:42lachlan jennings this is my wife gloria
24:44hi gloria hello what a cute couple how did you two meet
24:50how did we meet uh well it's a uh funny story it's an interesting and funny
24:56we met at a convention i made the first move drag into a wine bar then bottle of pino and
25:02before i
25:03knew it i trapped forever that's romantic isn't it what about you two i'm sure there's a great story
25:11there oh no no no it's not it's not a very interesting story
25:15come on gloria we're all friends
25:19um well we were colleagues uh working on a project that required a lot of travel
25:25and so after a few international flights we fell in love and um yeah a few months later he proposed
25:33aww that's a cute story
25:35aww
25:36yeah but what i'd love to know is why henley here was so insistent that i meet with you two
25:41um yes um mr jennings uh my brother martin and i have spent the past year building our spray tan
25:47startup into a successful business
25:49over our trial period with your company we have not only reached our sales goals we have surpassed them
25:55despite facing normal hurdles of a small business we feel ready and confident to become long-term partners with chemiskalore
26:04well that's interesting isn't it yeah yeah and what differentiates tan's form from every other spray tan on the market
26:13is the mckay berry right it's anti-aging elements sets us apart from the rest of the industry gives us
26:20a compelling usb
26:22and has proven to have a loyal and growing customer base that's right
26:27right but from what henley's told me it sounds like your sales have been assisted by some
26:34unique events
26:36well i'm you know there are always external factors right we just try to navigate the path that's laid right
26:44in front of us
26:44yeah of course but didn't one of your biggest competitors lose like a week's worth of stock from a vandalism
26:51incident
26:52right uh well glow bronze was already on the back foot uh threatened by us actually and had to resort
26:58to a bogo
26:59kind of sad pathetic really uh you know respectfully speaking
27:06um what are you talking about the plane
27:08the plane yeah the plane
27:10thanks uh uh yeah you know a creative viral marketing stunt that resulted in a significant sales boost
27:19uh
27:20oh you mean the crash
27:22oh you know we we think of it as a demand generating
27:26non-fatal ocean landing
27:28oh you know
27:29yeah
27:29kind of beautiful actually
27:30right
27:31yeah beautiful
27:32beautiful if you think about it
27:37maybe we should get some wine
27:39yeah yes
27:39yes we love
27:40yes
27:40and i'll i'll be right back
27:42excuse me
27:43yeah thank you
27:44okay
27:45thank you
27:48he'll be right back
28:17you okay
28:19yeah I'm fine just need a little reset he's not giving me very much I know his
28:26type his biggest fear is losing his place at the top of the food chain it's
28:32why what I do works guys like that they only think about what they have to lose
28:36so you you have to show him what he has to gain yeah I'm trying not the business
28:43smart you you know most people would have broken under Moni's interrogation but
28:48you didn't if you can survive that you can survive anything show him who you
28:56are
29:08delicious vino this one's from the Margaret River Margaret River yeah oh in my
29:14opinion one of the better rivers you know and oh so uh Lachlan can I ask you a
29:22question sure so what do you look for in a long-term retail prospect minimization of
29:31risk well interesting you say that because before we started transform I was
29:37actually a risk analyst at a small investment fund so I'd spend my days like
29:41studying data and predicting outcomes making determinations so I get where
29:47you're coming from right we're small
29:49unproven you don't know what might happen and there's certainty in saying no but
29:55when you say no to everything you miss out on a lot right for example if I'd said no to
30:02go on in
30:02this 10s forum adventure with Vicki I'd still be a risk analyst so Lachlan I
30:08understand the safe move here is to turn us down but wouldn't you rather find out
30:14what happens when you take a journey down the uncertain road of yes
30:23why don't we order mines
30:30really good
30:56where are we going down the road the road up the road the road is really good
31:14what happens here is getting a bit of a water
31:16And I said, I can't control who buys your fucking foot cream.
31:20So he upends the entire table.
31:24And his sanctuary bow and sweetens our pork.
31:30So, so, Lachlan.
31:33Listen, Martin.
31:36You hit your numbers.
31:38Yeah, your USP is good.
31:41But, but you are small and you are unproven.
31:44And the risk-taking speech was, you know, yeah, it was relatable.
31:48But I didn't get to my position by gambling on unknowns.
31:51So, I'm afraid the answer is no.
31:59I wish you guys good luck, both of you.
32:02Mm-hmm.
32:04Thank God.
32:06Thank God this is over.
32:08Woo!
32:10Oh, Vicky.
32:12Mm.
32:13Vicky.
32:14That river wine fucks.
32:17Oh, God.
32:18I didn't want to wear this.
32:20But I had to project the right image, right?
32:25Oh, my God, I'm so glad I did that.
32:28For what?
32:29Can we go now?
32:31I want to go.
32:41Lachlan, I think that what Vicky is trying to say is that sometimes we change who we are because we
32:49feel that it's necessary to represent ourselves in a different way.
32:53Yeah.
32:54Right?
32:54To prove to someone else that we're what they want.
32:58Like earlier, I told you, oh, I'm a risk taker.
33:01But you know what?
33:02In truth, I'm also still the risk analyst.
33:05I'm just wearing a different outfit today.
33:07But if there's anything that this journey with Tansform has taught me, it's that I can be more than one
33:15thing.
33:16Right?
33:16I'm a skincare company CEO, a product pitcher, a rebate distributor.
33:22I believe that with something as simple as a Coda spray tan, we can become a different version of ourselves.
33:31All right?
33:32Someone who's willing to do things they'd never even imagine.
33:35Right?
33:36Because at Tansform, we want to help people become whoever they want to be.
33:42Because no one should be limited to just being themselves.
33:56Oh, good.
33:59I mean, I am wearing shapewear, tired enough to squeeze the arse out of an elephant, because that's what you
34:06have to wear as a VP's wife, right?
34:08It's fine.
34:09Stop it.
34:10Do you know that we did not meet on a project?
34:12Don't.
34:12I was his secretary.
34:14Gloria.
34:14You got me pregnant.
34:16Oh, Lachlan, stop it.
34:18You put on this hard as nails, no feelings VP face.
34:22But do you know what he'll do as soon as we get home?
34:24The moment we get home, he's going to snuggle up with the cat.
34:29All right?
34:30We all need to wear a mask every now and then, otherwise the world would know how full of shit
34:33we all are.
34:36These two understand that.
34:47Cheers.
34:50Hmm.
34:51I should melt down more often, huh?
34:54You absolutely should.
34:55Don't encourage her.
34:56Okay.
34:57So what was it like being Joyce?
34:59Oh, you don't have to answer.
35:00Yes.
35:00You know, not the worst.
35:02Not the worst.
35:03High bar.
35:03It's like you said, it's nice to be someone else for the night sometimes.
35:09Okay.
35:10Pee-pee, Vicky.
35:10Gonna go pee-pee.
35:11Bye.
35:17So, what happens now with the company?
35:21Well, you know, you can enter more stores and sell more product and grow.
35:30It's really great, Martin.
35:32Look, I could not have done it without you.
35:34Oh, come on.
35:35No, really.
35:36I mean, what you said to me in there?
35:37No one's ever said anything like that to me before.
35:41Oh.
35:41Well, I've never said anything like that to anyone, either.
35:48Yeah.
35:49Hmm.
35:53Okay, well, I should...
35:56I should go.
35:58Well, thank you so much for tonight.
36:01Really.
36:02I mean, if the whole hotel thing doesn't work out, you've got a bright future in the spray-tune business.
36:07Ah.
36:07Well, I do go to a lot of beauty conventions.
36:13It might.
36:14Go ahead.
36:26All right.
36:28Give me the keys.
36:28I want to drive.
36:29Over my dead body.
36:32I'm not drunk.
36:33I don't think I'm getting...
36:34Maybe I am drunk.
36:35Yes, you're drunk.
36:37I don't think it even matters in this country.
36:48Hi, Susie.
36:49This is Phil from Western Sydney United Bank.
36:53Look, we did have to go through your background check, and unfortunately, some issues have come up.
36:59Yeah, namely, a criminal record, and unfortunately, in this situation, you have been deemed too high risk.
37:08So, yeah, I'm very sorry.
37:10We do thank you.
37:39How are we doing?
37:39Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, good, good.
37:42Yeah?
37:42Yeah.
37:42Well, I mean, today was mostly about acclimatizing.
37:45Yeah, just familiarizing ourselves with the new environment.
37:48Yeah.
37:49The fuck does that mean?
37:52Well, Mon, it takes time developing leads.
37:54You've got a bill, you can't tell.
37:56How many gamblers took out a line?
37:59Well, I mean, numbers-wise, it's a little skewed in a short term.
38:02I don't think it's a...
38:03I don't think numbers is the clear indicator to the progression that we're actually making.
38:07No, no, I mean, the future's long.
38:09Yeah, we don't need to discuss specifities about numbers.
38:12How many?
38:16None.
38:18Zero.
38:18Zero.
38:20That's accurate, um, numbers-wise.
38:23You two are fucking useless.
38:26And where the hell have you been?
38:28Extortion up.
38:30Finally, someone who knows how to earn.
38:33How much are we going to net?
38:34Ah, the shitbag's credit card was rejected.
38:38Turns out he was like seven months behind on child support, so there was nothing to extort.
38:41I spent fucking five hours with the prick.
38:44So you're fucking useless too, are you?
38:46Fuck, Mon's.
38:47It was you who decided to go all-in on a fucking dog track.
38:51The place is a shithole.
38:52The punters are too broke to pay for their drinks, let alone interest.
38:56The ones who win don't pocket enough cash to make blackmailing them even worth it.
39:00You know, if you really wanted to right this ship, you would sell fun time and cash the fuck out!
39:11Come on!
39:15What?
39:20Talk to me like that again, and I will fucking kill you.
39:30Understand?
39:34Now fuck off.
40:01Where's the waitress?
40:03We should get, like, mimosas or something.
40:05A little hair of the dog action.
40:06I even smell alcohol.
40:08Barf.
40:09I'm good with coffee.
40:10Okay, so what's the plan today?
40:14Okay, once our advance from chemist school hour goes through, right?
40:17Mm-hmm.
40:17Stop by the bank.
40:18Mm-hmm.
40:19Pay back money.
40:19Because, you know, I think that, and maybe it's just me, but I think it'd be really nice to not
40:24have to go through life worrying about getting killed by gangsters all the time.
40:28Oh, that sounds great.
40:30You know what?
40:30We are getting champagne.
40:32Hi.
40:36Guys, you're really supposed to go through the proper channels for these types of things.
40:40We understand, but this isn't specifically about the victim.
40:43It's about the crocodile.
40:45Oh.
40:47Well, most people aren't aware that dead animals found at crime scenes are normally handled by people like me.
40:53Yeah, they assume it's a different skill set entirely, but...
40:56No.
40:56I do it all.
40:57Maybe that's a message we could help promote.
41:00In what sense?
41:02We occasionally do profiles at the graph, reserved for only the most important local figures, like the medical examiner.
41:10I don't do this for the attention.
41:12Of course not, but can you help us?
41:16That's dependent on the information you're after.
41:18Obviously, you can't get into anything from the police report.
41:21Well, it's more of a curiosity, right, Nova?
41:23Yeah, I am somewhat of a reptile expert.
41:27Removal, care, wilderness return.
41:30Nova found the croc.
41:31I did, and I'm stumped how an animal like that explodes.
41:35Well, we found a plethora of man-made chemicals inside of it, a by-product of living near the city,
41:40and any one of them could have caused an adverse reaction.
41:43But nothing specific?
41:45No, not that I can recall.
41:47Well, actually, there was this one strange thing.
41:50We found traces of this berry.
41:51It's quite rare, not local.
41:54What kind of berry?
41:55Oh, it was the...
41:57Let me see.
41:59It was...
42:03It was...
42:04The Makai Berry.
42:05Yeah, Makai Berry.
42:08Anyway, do let me know about this profile thing.
42:11I do jujitsu.
42:12It would be a fun angle.
42:14My trainer's always like,
42:15you know, you should go...
42:25Oh, that sounds good.
42:27Right, James?
42:30Yeah, great.
42:35Chemist Gloria just emailed our contract.
42:37Yes!
42:37Okay, read it to me.
42:38I want to know exactly how rich we are.
42:41All right, all right.
42:41Let's see.
42:42The terms and conditions therein require...
42:45Let's get boring parts.
42:46Yeah, okay.
42:47All right, advance.
42:48Advance.
42:48Okay, advance.
42:49Come on.
42:50Advance.
42:51Okay.
42:52Looks like we're being paid.
42:57Oh, fuck.
43:00Martin.
43:02Martin.
43:04Say it.
43:05What the fuck?
43:07Thing says we're not getting paid for three months.
43:12Okay.
43:14So then we would not have the money for Moni today.
43:18That's correct.
43:21Fuck.
43:21Fuck.
43:22Fuck.
43:22Fuck.
43:24You two doing okay?
43:26Get the fuck out of here.
43:27Yep.
43:47Okay, Mary.
43:49Yeah.
44:02Bye.
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