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00:22You're banging boys on the street at night
00:26Can't stop it, it's kryptonite
00:29Dirty girls don't listen to the ticking clock
00:34Oh no
00:35Ooh, I think they know you
00:39But I know better
00:41You're superhuman
00:44You're so super queer
00:47You made me feel so superhuman when you're near
00:53Ooh, you're superhuman
00:56You're so super queer
00:59You made me feel so good and make my body fly
01:22How did you sleep?
01:25Good
01:28I had a dream about us
01:33I hope it was a nice dream
01:35It was
01:37Walking
01:39Holding hands
01:41Kissing
01:42All that cute stuff
01:47I've never had a dream like that
01:49But that sounds lovely
01:51And hey
01:53You got the real thing right here
02:06I think I'm in love with you
02:14I think I'm in love with you
02:23And
02:25And what?
02:27And what?
02:30How do you feel about me?
02:33I mean
02:36Yeah I could see myself falling for you
02:39You could see yourself falling in love with me
02:44I really really like you
02:46And I think this
02:48This is so great
02:51So what's the problem?
02:57I told you
02:59I don't
03:00I don't use that word
03:02You would if you love somebody
03:09I just don't see why this has to be a big deal
03:16It's just a word
03:17My love for somebody is a big deal
03:23I've never felt this way about somebody before
03:26And I feel like a fucking idiot
03:37I don't know what you want me to say
03:40You've said enough
04:05Hey I am so bloody bored
04:07Did you make plans with Mark tonight?
04:10He wanted to go to the lake house
04:12But he was too drunk to drive
04:15So what are you going to do?
04:17Do you want to come over and we can watch a horror movie?
04:20Yeah as long as you don't play enough a prank on me
04:22Because I still haven't recovered from the last time you scared me
04:25I promise I'm not going to scare you again
04:29Is your housemate home?
04:31No, the clown guy isn't here
04:34He does have a name
04:35You know you don't have to keep referring to him as the clown guy
04:39I don't think he's going to live here long enough for me to remember his name
04:43I wouldn't be able to live with him
04:45No way
04:47I'd be jumping every time I see him dressed up for work
04:49I have a clown phobia from when I was a kid
04:53I actually haven't seen him all dressed up before
04:57We're never home at the same time
05:01Then again he has only been living here for a few weeks
05:05Though thankfully
05:07I don't share the same fear for clowns as you do
05:11Is he a better housemate than I was?
05:13What are you talking about?
05:15I loved living with you
05:18I know
05:19I just wanted to hear you say it
05:22Hang on
05:23I think he's come home
05:31Oh my goodness
05:32He's just come home and I saw his outfit
05:35Was it cute or creepy?
05:37I'm leaning toward creepy
05:40That's not cool
05:42Where is he now?
05:44He's in the bathroom
05:46Washing it all off most likely
05:48Or most likely making a fucking mess in there
05:51Hang on, hang on
05:54It's weird
05:55I just got a message from him
05:57Maybe he needs a towel
05:59Yeah, hang on
06:13Now he's
06:15He's just said he's going to his girlfriend's for the weekend
06:18And then he added a clown emoji
06:20Wait, what the hell?
06:21If he's away, then who the fuck is in the bathroom?
06:26I don't know
06:27And I am not staying around to find out
06:31I have seen one too many Scream movies
06:33I'm getting the hell out of here
06:49Oh, you bitch
06:52Alright, cut
06:54Good work
06:55Good work
06:55Alright, that's a wrap everybody
06:57That was good
06:58Woohoo
06:58Oh, this looks good
07:05Thank you, my Cherie
07:06Pleasure
07:07It does look good
07:10Hey
07:12Hello
07:12Hello, my son
07:15I bought the wine
07:17Only one
07:19And hello to this guy
07:21This is, it's David, remember?
07:24I told you about him last month
07:26When you had the runs
07:27And you needed to know what not to eat
07:28Oh, I remember having the runs
07:30David, not so much
07:33Happy farewell, Adam
07:35It sure is a farewell
07:36The happy part is still undecided
07:38Oh, don't start
07:40Hey, what have I missed?
07:43How you doing, brother?
07:44How you doing, brother?
07:45How you doing?
07:46Oh, nothing much
07:47Have you met David?
07:50Dave?
07:51Looking good in the chumper
07:52We run together on the weekends
07:56Oh, I see
07:57Running for what exactly?
07:59Yeah, just running
08:02Oh, I see
08:02Like training for a marathon
08:03Are we?
08:04Oh, no, you don't have to enter a marathon to run, Adam
08:07Some people just run in circles for fun
08:10Get with the program
08:12Right
08:14So, are you part of this family fun run?
08:18I sprained a muscle
08:20So not anymore, no
08:21Thank God Clay is a good massagist
08:24I think you mean masseur
08:26Can we eat?
08:27I'm like really hungry
08:29Oh, not yet
08:29Ethan
08:30We gotta wait for Ethan
08:32Ethan
08:34Ethan
08:34Ethan
08:35Ethan
08:36Ethan
08:36Ethan, yeah
08:36Our missing link
08:38Adam, why didn't you tell me he was coming tonight?
08:42Nah
08:42Like you can talk
08:43I've lost count how many times you've invited him
08:45Nah
08:47Friend
08:48Over to dinner
08:50Without letting me know
08:52Oh
08:54She has lots of friends
08:58Ooh
09:00He's here
09:16Oli?
09:18Yeah?
09:23Are you feeling okay?
09:27Why?
09:31No reason
09:35Do you want to go out for a bit?
09:38Do you?
09:39Yes
09:40But do you?
09:42No, why?
09:47I just, I just feel like you've been on this couch for so long I might start charging you rent
09:54Do you need me to move?
09:55Do you need me to move?
09:55No, no, I'm just
09:57I'm just worried about you
09:58Is there something or someone you maybe want to talk about?
10:04Maybe
10:07I'll make her some tea
10:14You've really shot up since I saw you last
10:16People grow Ma
10:18Not everyone evidently
10:22Well clearly I must have taken after your side of the family
10:25How's your mum doing?
10:27Is she still making those little statues?
10:30Yep
10:31She's still at it
10:32I'll tell you said hi
10:34No that's okay, no need
10:36Weren't your mum and my mum like best friends?
10:40We used to be
10:42Oh
10:43I didn't know that
10:45Is that how they got together?
10:47Oh look Ethan, it is all water under the river now
10:55Water under the bridge, bridge
10:58Oh, life is not a straight path
11:02Sometimes there's bends and turns and bumps and cracks
11:07And if you're lucky lots of bum cracks
11:10Now that I understand
11:13Um
11:16I mean I
11:18Can we do this again when Adam is back?
11:21Like
11:21I mean like
11:23This is actually
11:24Kinda nice
11:25Tem check, tem check
11:26Are you feeling alright?
11:27I'm feeling fine
11:28Um
11:30Contrary to what you people think
11:32I actually
11:34I actually do enjoy spending time with you losers
11:38So
11:39Let's hope I'm still around for next time
11:42I love family time
11:44Family's important
11:45It's fun
11:46I'm sure you will be
11:52You've all been so welcoming
11:54Thanks
11:54I can't thank you enough
11:56Wait till you get to know us
11:58You might not be so thankful
12:01That's Dad
12:02I'll get it
12:06He's such a lovely boy isn't he?
12:09Almost as lovely as our actual boys
12:11One might say
12:12Yes
12:16Sorry, is that a question?
12:17Oh
12:18You know
12:19I love you kids
12:20You give me a bloody headache
12:22But it is a loving one
12:24And I wonder why I have self esteem issues
12:28What's happening?
12:33So what do I do?
12:36Do you want my advice?
12:37Of course I do
12:38I haven't just sat here telling you all this for nothing
12:42Get over yourself
12:45That's it?
12:46Yep
12:47Oh wow, I feel so much better
12:50Look, if Jonathan were here right now
12:52What would he do?
12:53No, that's not fair
12:54You can't bring Highway to Heaven into this
12:57I mean
12:58What is the big deal with that word anyway?
13:01You're obviously in more than a length with the guy
13:05I just feel like we're making something out of nothing
13:08I don't see why I can't just feel the way I feel
13:11And not label it with a word that's lost all of its meaning
13:14Has it?
13:15I mean I'm getting married next week, thank you
13:18It hasn't for me
13:21I'm being a dick aren't I?
13:24Yeah, you are, to yourself
13:26Look, as someone who knows you really well
13:28And sees all of your patterns
13:31I feel like this is what Dr Phil might call self sabotage
13:35So what should I say to him?
13:37Well when you know
13:39Yourself
13:41The words will just come
13:45Who needs an angel when they have an Angela?
13:48Young, don't you forget it
13:49Stop being such a little bitch
13:51Because if I find the toaster in the oven
13:53I'm calling your mother
13:55Oh no, don't do that
13:56No one wants that
13:59Barbara!
14:00Barbara!
14:01Barbara!
14:05No, no, no
14:06Barb.
14:07Don't do it
14:10Kill you
14:15Barbarella
14:17Oh, I remember the cabin
14:18Yeah, I remember the cabin
14:20I remember the drive
14:22That was a whole weekend
14:23So Dave, how did you guys meet?
14:26It's a sweet story
14:27I think it was Coles or Rowdy
14:31I was shocked before Clay was born
14:32Wait, which one?
14:35Sorry?
14:35Was it Coles or Rowdy?
14:37Was it Coles or Rowdy?
14:39I don't shop at Coles
14:41Oh, I fucking love Aldi
14:43No, it was, it was Coles
14:46Aldi had no bread
14:50Anyway, she dropped a lemon
14:52So what have you been doing?
14:53And it rolled my way
14:55You look like you've been working out a bit
14:57Pick it
14:57A gym?
14:58A boxing gym?
15:00Anyway, it's getting late
15:02I've got the gym in the morning
15:05Oh, wait, is it late?
15:07I'll call you tomorrow, Crystal
15:09Nice to meet you all
15:10Bye
15:13Did we upset Jeff?
15:14Oh no, that wasn't Jeffy
15:17He's long gone
15:18Nice guy
15:19I really wanted to hear the end of that lemon story
15:22Mum's been dropping lemons in supermarkets for years
15:25It's how she reels them in
15:26It's like grinder for mums
15:28It's like squeezer
15:30I got a passion fruit
15:32No lemons that day
15:35Hey mate, you didn't drop a lemon
15:37But you fucking married one
15:39Easy
15:44Okay, who's this?
15:45Who's this?
15:46Oh, let me make you some toast with honey
15:50That's literally you
15:51No, no, no, no
15:52Adam, I've had enough of your wisecrack
15:59That's you
16:01That's you
16:01I got one for you
16:08Who's that?
16:11Is that me?
16:14That's not me
16:15I love a good not
16:16Fuck you
16:17That is not me
16:18That's not me
16:18Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on
16:20Hey
16:21Who am I? Who am I? Who am I? Who am I?
16:23I'm gay
16:24I'm gay
16:25I'm so gay
16:27Who is that?
16:29Who is that?
16:30Who am I? Who am I?
16:31Who is that?
16:36Who is that?
16:38You're myutilized
16:58There's no doubt
17:00And do you want to help me load this in?
17:02Sure.
17:02Old man like me could use a hand.
17:07Hey, this is Adam for Adam.
17:09Wanna check it in?
17:14Well, keep in touch?
17:15Definitely.
17:16If you need anything, call me.
17:20Take care of mine.
17:21I will.
17:22It's not just Dad.
17:30I'm holding for you.
17:33I'm holding on too.
17:36Oh, I'm waiting for you.
17:39I'm waiting for you.
17:42I'm holding on too.
17:45I'm holding for your smile.
17:51Wait around a while.
17:54Oh, oh, oh.
17:56What do you want from there?
18:00I need to know everyone
18:03How to go slow
18:05Just tell me if you can
18:08What do you want from there?
18:12I came and went
18:15But I came back again
18:17I couldn't attend
18:20Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
18:22Have a minute, have a minute, have a minute.
18:25Josh um I'm like really in love with you and I know you're like you know my brother's best friend
18:34but I like I don't really give a shit about my brother. Oh you were in love with Josh?
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