00:14TITANS
00:23TITANS
00:27TITANS
00:27TITANS
00:28I welcome thee to Philadelphia
00:30Birthplace of America
00:31City of brotherly love
00:33And our nation's first capital
00:35Why are you dressed like the fancy grandfather?
00:38I'm dressed as Ben Franklin
00:39Founding father of our country
00:41And one of Philadelphia's most famous residents
00:44Oh yeah
00:45He's the guy that hooked up a door to a boomerang
00:47And threw it into some snow or something
00:49Wrong! He discovered electricity
00:51By flying a kite and a key
00:52Into a lightning storm
00:56Where'd we park the car?
00:58Fine, go ahead and leave
00:59But you'll never learn about the
01:01Philadelphia curse
01:04Curse?
01:04Curses are cool
01:05Super dope cool
01:08You ruined it
01:09Whatever
01:13Behold the great statue of William Penn
01:16Founder of Pennsylvania
01:17Standing over 36 feet tall
01:19And weighing in at more than 53,000 pounds
01:21What's this dude's got to do with curses?
01:24When the city erected the statue in 1894
01:26It was said that if any structure was built taller than William Penn
01:29A great curse would fall over the city
01:33But there are taller buildings right over there
01:37Yes
01:38Yes, but they are behind William Penn
01:40So he can't see them
01:41Ergo, no curse
01:43Turn around Willy P
01:45Billy done did you dirty
01:46This city has done both the dissing
01:49And the dismissing of you
01:51Just turn your head and look fool
01:53Oh man, Willy P ain't moving for nothing
01:56Leave it to me
01:58What are you doing?
02:00Don't turn him around
02:03Why isn't it working?
02:05There ain't no Billy curse
02:07That is the disappointing
02:09Oh, this stinks
02:11Huh, I guess there was no curse after all
02:17Ah, what's happening?
02:21Ah, Willy P
02:25Ah
02:26Ah
02:27Willy P
02:28Ah
02:30Cool
02:31Not cool
02:32Willy P
02:34Ah
02:36Willy P
02:37Willy P
02:38Well if we want to beat traffic on the Schuylkill Expressway
02:41We should probably go
02:42Huh?
02:42We can't just leave William Penn to destroy the city
02:45Is it not Philadelphia's fault for making the buildings taller than the Willy P?
02:50Yes, they should have known better
02:51But it's also our fault for letting him know about it
02:54Come on bro, we can't fight that guy
02:56He's huge
02:57Willy P
02:58Hey, look at this
03:00We don't have to fight him to stop his rampage
03:02According to these instructions
03:03The only way to stop William Penn
03:05Is to present him with the three pillars of Philadelphia
03:08What are the three pillars?
03:10The love
03:10Hard work
03:11Despising cowboys
03:12No, no and no
03:13It's Scrapple
03:14A soft pretzel
03:15And a cheesesteak
03:16We need to bring all three to Independence Hall
03:18And ring the Liberty Bell to lure William Penn
03:21Only then will the curse be broken
03:23That's what's up
03:24Titans
03:25Go!
03:25Collect the pillars
03:26Willy P
03:29I'm tired of walking
03:30Are we almost at the first pillar?
03:33Ooh
03:33If that heavenly scent is any indication then I'd say we're here
03:38What is the Scray Apple?
03:42It's pronounced Scrapple
03:43Philadelphians eat tons of it for breakfast
03:45Great
03:46What are we waiting for?
03:47Let's grab that scrapple and go
03:48Careful!
03:49We must remain vigilant
03:50According to the instructions at City Hall
03:52We'll have to face a trial at each of the three pillars
03:55Whatever's yo
03:56I ain't afraid of no trials
03:58Ow!
03:59My John!
04:00Whoa!
04:00Sorry little dude
04:01Hey!
04:02You stepped on my John with your John?
04:04Huh?
04:04Oh you want a John?
04:06Okay
04:06John
04:07John!
04:07John!
04:08John!
04:09John!
04:10John!
04:10John!
04:11John!
04:11John!
04:12John!
04:13John!
04:18John!
04:19John!
04:19John!
04:19John!
04:19John!
04:19John!
04:20John!
04:21John!
04:25John!
04:26I didn't even know I had a John!
04:28The pain!
04:29Ow!
04:30Oh, I'm sorry for stepping on you!
04:32We surrender, we surrender, we surrender!
04:35I don't think they understand us!
04:37That's because we don't speak Philadelphiaian!
04:39But we do!
04:41Michael and Kevin Bacon, the Bacon Brothers!
04:44We got this, Titans.
04:46Listen, Johns, forget about these jabronis.
04:49Why don't you, Johns, head over to Overbrook for water ice
04:51and then hit the John down the shore?
04:53What about a plate you like to the heart?
04:54The water on the line!
04:56Phew! Thank you, Bacon Brothers!
04:58Don't mention it.
04:59What are you Titans doing at this diner?
05:01We're collecting one of the three pillars to save the city from the Philly Curse!
05:05The Philly Curse?
05:07Willie P!
05:09Someone must have revealed the skyscrapers to Willie P.
05:12What kind of dummies would do such a thing?
05:15No idea.
05:16That's a mystery we'll never solve.
05:18More importantly, would you guys help us on our mission to save Philadelphia?
05:22Save our city?
05:24We're in!
05:25Great!
05:26Now let's get that Scrapple!
05:31So, what exactly is in this stuff?
05:33Some say Scrapple is made from the laughter of unicorns, the smiles of a baby, and the
05:38soft tickles of a puppy.
05:40Others say it's made from pig butts, pig hearts, some intestines, and even more butts,
05:44all shoved into a nice loaf shape.
05:48I do so enjoy the pig butts!
05:52Yeah, Kevin and I love Scrapple.
05:54We even wrote a song about it.
05:57If you like pig hearts, and you like pig hearts, and you love a big ol' pig butt, beneath that
06:03Scrapple scarf it down, yummy yummy that's a tasty pig butt.
06:07Pig butt!
06:08Pig butt!
06:09Pig butt!
06:10Enough of the pig butts!
06:11To the next pillar!
06:13According to the city hall instructions, we've arrived at the next pillar of Philadelphia,
06:17the soft pretzel!
06:19There's a pretzel dude right over there!
06:21This is gonna be easy peasy!
06:23Don't get overconfidence, Cyborg!
06:25There are trials we still have to overcome!
06:27Whatever!
06:27The only trial here is whether to get mustard or not!
06:31A soft pretzel is garbage without the mustard!
06:34You hear me?
06:35Garbage!
06:36I'll get mustard, Kevin Bacon!
06:38I'll get the mustard!
06:42One Philadelphia soft pretzel, please.
06:50Booyah!
06:50I got the last pretzel!
06:52Told you it'd be easy!
06:54Hey!
06:56That eagle's got the last soft pretzel!
06:58Titans!
06:59After it!
07:07E-A-G-L-E Eagle!
07:10Ah!
07:12Yeah!
07:14Go, eagle, go!
07:15Stop rooting for the eagle and help us out!
07:18Great, sorry.
07:33Oh yeah! Woo-hoo! How do you like that, eagle? Who's the big bird now, huh?
07:40Caw-caw! Caw-caw! Robin!
07:43E-A-G-L-E-D-L-O-K-I-E! Eagle Dookie, Eagle Dookie, Eagle Dookie, Eagle Dookie!
07:52Willy P!
07:53Behold, the last pillar, the Philly cheesesteak, and perhaps our biggest trial yet.
07:59Are you sure? I don't detect any danger.
08:01The trial here is one of Philadelphia's greatest riddles. What's the better cheese on a cheesesteak? Cheese sauce or provolone?
08:09That's easy, it's cheese sauce. I think you mean provolone.
08:13Cheese sauce!
08:14PROVOLONE!
08:15CHEESE SAUCE!
08:16PROVOLONE!
08:17CHEESE SAUCE!
08:19PROVOLONE!
08:24CHEESE SAUCE!
08:25PROVOLONE!
08:34CHEESE SAUCE!
08:37PROVOLONE!
08:38Cheese-suck!
08:44Stop! This is the city of loving your mommy, yo!
08:48It's the city of brotherly love.
08:50But Beast Boy's right. We shouldn't be fighting. We're on a mission to save Philly.
08:55So how do we choose which is the better cheesesteak?
08:57Hmm. We choose by not choosing.
09:00A real Philadelphian doesn't choose just one cheesesteak. We choose them all!
09:05Respect!
09:10Now let's get to Independence Hall and end this!
09:13Willie Pee!
09:15Alright. Now that we have all three pillars, it's time to ring the dinner bell.
09:22Willie Pee?
09:25Willie Pee!
09:26Easy, big guy. We've got some treats for you.
09:32Willie Pee!
09:47We did it!
09:48Woo-hoo! Yeah!
09:51Alright, William Penn. Now we just need to get you back to City Hall where you belong.
09:56Willie Pee!
09:58Aw, that's okay, big guy. You don't have to go if you don't want to.
10:01Willie Pee?
10:03Yeah, you can just hang out with us.
10:05Willie Pee!
10:06But who's gonna stand atop City Hall?
10:10Oh no.
10:12No!
10:13Come on, guys! Let me down!
10:16Shoo! Shoo!
10:18Get me down!
10:19Now who's up for a Faker Brothers tour of Philly?
10:23Repeat!
10:26Yeah!
10:26Let's go!
10:27Shoo!
10:27You can't quite place the way I speak, but you know that it sounds wrong.
10:32Well, that might be cause you don't know the true meaning of John.
10:37Why'd we keep this bell around this old town when that bell don't even ring?
10:47Truth be told, it's a Philly thing.
10:52It's a Philly thing.
10:53It's a Philly thing.
10:55It's a Philly thing.
10:56It's a Philly thing.
10:57I know, though, that we lost track of the crowd.
11:01I bet you drive it!
11:07That's what's the hell?
11:11Stop it!
11:12See.
11:13Distilling Fred Holnessy booth.
11:14I think it'll be in advance.
11:16I'll see you next time.
11:17Right outside, j Layer's Zahlen.
11:21You
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