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00:06I'd like to introduce everyone to what they're going to be painting.
00:09Oh, my goodness.
00:11My God.
00:13We could share.
00:15So you pay half, I pay half?
00:16No, you pay full and I'll wear it half the time.
00:19We're actually a bit more traditional than people would think we are.
00:22Every time I look down, I'll be like, my vagina did that, you know?
00:27How's the house hunting going?
00:28So the house that I really want, it was in Architectural Digest.
00:32Right.
00:32It's totally not in our budget, but that's probably why I like it so much.
00:36I really need this to work because I need my career back. I need more.
00:43Hello.
00:45How's the work?
00:45There's just so much to do. I feel overwhelmed a little bit.
00:48Marco travels almost every week for work.
00:51It's not ideal right now. This is not what we would have chosen.
00:55I lost my brother.
00:56He actually got killed in front of his son.
00:58Oh.
00:59I mean, I just can't deal with that.
01:01It's like, let's not make it into some sob story.
01:03It is a sob story.
01:04It's not normal.
01:06Okay.
01:06How people can even make fun of that shit.
01:08Whoa. Rewind.
01:09There was no making fun.
01:11Marco was there.
01:11Marco's a liar.
01:13You're a bitch.
01:36I am a great driver in America. I am a horrible driver in the UK. See, I've already parked
01:44too close to a tree and I can't even open the door.
01:46Any advice for Micah?
01:48Go slow.
01:52Are we in park or drive?
01:54Oh, sorry. Thank you. Yep, that's good.
01:56Do you drive in London?
01:57Yeah, of course I drive in London.
01:59I'm a terrible driver, but I'm a very confident driver.
02:03No, you don't drive. You sit in the backseat, make your phone calls, do whatever it is you
02:08have to do, and get out.
02:11I take taxis and I walk and we have a driver to get to the country, obviously, yeah.
02:15See all those little cameras? They're everywhere.
02:17Yeah, they are.
02:18England is not forgiving.
02:19I have never gotten one speeding ticket in the United States of America.
02:23But in London, if I get one more, I lose my license.
02:28I do like a 20-point turn.
02:29You don't want to obviously hit the pavement.
02:31Could I get a ticket for hitting the pavement, technically?
02:33No.
02:34Okay, this little squiggle thing.
02:36Yeah.
02:36What is that?
02:37It's a yellow box junction.
02:38So that's what I crossed over and got the other ticket in.
02:41Yeah.
02:41Okay.
02:41Oh, I'm on the sidewalk.
02:42Oh my gosh, I'm hitting a...
02:45What am I hitting over here?
02:47Is that a plant?
02:48Yeah.
02:49Just a tree, okay.
02:50I mean, there's sticklers here with their rules and their etiquette and their...
02:54The Brits?
02:55Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
02:56Oh!
02:57Woo!
02:57I was gonna say that's enough.
02:59Praise be.
03:00We made it.
03:08Hello.
03:10God, you look elegant.
03:11Envisioning.
03:12Lil.
03:17Hi, girls.
03:19Hi, mama.
03:20Hello.
03:21How are you, beautiful?
03:22Hello.
03:23Would you ladies like some water to start with?
03:25Yes, we.
03:26Yes, we.
03:26Yes.
03:26And also the Picapour de Pinay.
03:28Of course.
03:29No problem.
03:29Could I get some El Flour Cordial?
03:31Yeah.
03:31I will have what...
03:32I need something actually.
03:34That sounds delicate.
03:35It's a nice white.
03:37I love this little mini ketchup.
03:39It's so cute.
03:40I love ketchup.
03:40I put ketchup on everything.
03:42Do you put ketchup on eggs?
03:44No.
03:45That is very American.
03:46But I like ketchup.
03:47I love ketchup.
03:48And I love mayonnaise.
03:49And I will never date a man that doesn't eat mayo.
03:51Or like they don't eat meat.
03:53There's something wrong.
03:54I'm convinced they don't like sex.
03:56Like if I'm on a date and the guy tells me he doesn't drink or he's vegetarian, I literally
04:00walk out within seven minutes.
04:03Are you ready to order food, guys?
04:04I am so hungry.
04:05I thought you'd never ask.
04:06Oh, amazing.
04:06Hi, please get the cotton chips.
04:08I'll have the cornish salt and pepper squid.
04:10Sure.
04:10Like vegan, it takes about 30 seconds.
04:14What have you been up to?
04:16I feel really tired today.
04:18Do you?
04:19Really tired, yeah.
04:20My three-year-old woke up like four times a night.
04:23It's like one of those.
04:24Three is such a difficult age.
04:26Really hard.
04:27I mean, there's a lot of pressure being an etiquette instructor and having children.
04:31I think people think you have these, like, perfect little beings that don't speak and only
04:36do, like, perfect things.
04:38Okay.
04:39Come here.
04:40Can I please have your plate?
04:41Can I have your plate, please?
04:43I have all the same issues that every other mom in America has.
04:48I just maybe apologize more.
04:50But then I also am, up until 2am, I'm launching a new company.
04:55Yeah.
04:55Which is essentially, it's called Mini Manners.
04:58And it's like manners for children.
05:00But it's about social, emotional intelligence.
05:03So it's all kind of developmental.
05:04That's sweet.
05:05Mini Manners targets little people up until the age of six, seven to teach them how to
05:10be really, really good, kind people.
05:13Etiquette really has nothing to do with being snobby or the one person in the world.
05:17It's actually the polar opposite.
05:19Etiquette is about treating everyone around you with kindness and respect and thinking
05:23of other people first.
05:25It's a TV show and actually involves, wait for it, puppets.
05:30Valentina, do you want to hear my voice for Jibber?
05:32Okay, ready?
05:34Hello!
05:35My name's Jibber!
05:40There's every episode has a different theme.
05:42So it's a huge undertaking.
05:44We've been working on it for years.
05:45It's a good idea.
05:46And it's just, it's such a labor of love.
05:48You should know better.
05:50I love it.
05:52Wonderful.
05:53Is that the script?
05:54Yeah.
05:55So did you guys have fun yesterday?
05:57I had so much fun.
05:59How funny was that?
06:02Oh my goodness.
06:05Mark, I was a little surprised.
06:07I was surprised when you started painting a hydrangea.
06:09There we are.
06:09It nicely shields.
06:11Have you not seen a penis before, darling?
06:14I don't believe I have, but I'm so glad you're helping me to get acquainted with it.
06:17You always close your eyes then, do you?
06:19Are you still talking?
06:21Well, to be fair to him, it was a really nice hydrangea.
06:23It was a really nice hydrangea.
06:24But it was like...
06:25People might be into it.
06:26I thought he, yeah.
06:28And I thought Lottie got a bit shy.
06:30Oh, yes.
06:31Yes, Lottie.
06:32I think she's pregnant.
06:33How pregnant?
06:34I don't judge pregnant women because they're in a whole different ballgame.
06:38Yeah.
06:42Here we go.
06:43Oh, nice.
06:45Yummy.
06:46Can we open a door?
06:48Of course we might not.
06:49Yeah.
06:49I get boiling.
06:50Yeah, it's very humid.
06:52Are you having the thrush, like how you say?
06:55I get hot flush.
06:56Flush, flush.
06:57Thrush is something else.
06:58No, none of that.
07:01I need to get my nails done for my gender reveal.
07:03Yeah, it's nice.
07:04What colour though?
07:05Well, I'm going to do like a chrome milk colour.
07:09Gender reveals are definitely more of an American thing.
07:12But I think they're becoming more and more popular in England.
07:16Just because of TikTok culture.
07:19Everyone wants to have something to show.
07:21Are you guys having help?
07:23Well, we haven't booked any help, let's say.
07:26Basically, I recommend a night nurse.
07:28And you had help?
07:29Or are you just saying you recommend help after not having help?
07:32Yeah, yeah.
07:32So do you have any?
07:34I had help with my son.
07:35With River, I've not actually had help, no.
07:38I've, like, done it mostly myself.
07:41I kind of want to do that, but I know that's, like, unrealistic.
07:44I had full-time help.
07:45I had three nannies 24-7.
07:47For one baby?
07:49Hi.
07:50I certainly didn't grow up with butlers and night nurses and things.
07:54My mum had four kids and did it all on her own.
07:57You and Kimmy, are you, like, on good terms now?
08:01Yeah.
08:01I mean, I didn't, no, not on good, I don't, I don't know where we stand.
08:06Because she kind of said sorry, not sorry.
08:08I don't think it's cool to, like, tell me I can't say that I don't want to sit at lunch
08:12that's very dark.
08:13And I apologize if that hurts your feelings, but I, that's who I am.
08:18And then she's like, oh, she walked away.
08:20I actually went outside the other day and I said, Missy, listen, I apologize if it offended you.
08:26I didn't mean to offend you.
08:28Who I do have a problem now with is Margot.
08:31But you say everything to people's faces.
08:34She knows it's a secret.
08:35But obviously it upset this girl.
08:38Like, she actually repeated something and made it into something bigger than it was.
08:42Okay?
08:42And it was unnecessary.
08:44So if anybody hurt Missy, it was Margot.
08:47Margot doesn't give a flying F about Missy, okay?
08:52Or what happened to Missy.
08:54Margot just wants to make a scene.
08:56I don't trust her now.
08:57You know Margot very, very well.
08:59You know Kimi very, very well.
09:00You knowing both lions in this fight, how would you say?
09:04I think this is going to go to the wire, man.
09:05I think they will end up wrestling.
09:07I can try and peace keep, but I don't think it's going to work.
09:10I don't think you should be involved.
09:12If I get involved, I'm going to somehow get it wrong and they're both going to turn on me.
09:16I don't want any part of it.
09:17I'm never going to turn on you.
09:18I am not a PC person.
09:20I am not a polite person.
09:22But I am a loyal person.
09:25And anything I say, and I'm a girl's girl.
09:27I have no tolerance for that.
09:29And now she's on my list.
09:31She's .
09:51Welcome to the countryside, people.
09:53Cheers, dad.
09:54What's your bets on, boy or girl?
09:56I'm boy.
09:57You're in on boy?
09:58I'm boy.
09:58I think it's a girl.
09:59I'm just so excited to know.
10:01I did some tarot cards and it said boy.
10:03Upright for a girl and reverse for a boy.
10:07Okay, so it's predicting a boy.
10:09That's interesting.
10:11Hello.
10:12You look amazing.
10:15You look amazing.
10:16I feel like a bride.
10:17I don't want to touch you because you're so white.
10:20With the gender reveal, you know, there's some things that we sort of walk down the more traditional line with.
10:24You said to me, oh, don't do one of those gender reveals.
10:28It's a nice idea, though.
10:30I think making it a celebration makes it even more special.
10:33We talked about just doing it in the scan in the hospital.
10:36And that would have been really private and amazing.
10:39But at the same time, with everything that's, like, happened with my dad's illness.
10:43About eight years ago, my dad was diagnosed with liver cancer.
10:47It's been eight years now and he's, like, still with us.
10:50Wow.
10:50Getting the families together just seems that little bit more important.
10:55They're like, oh, hi, dad.
10:56Oh, how are you?
10:58Well, I'm okay.
10:59Do you like the house?
11:00Lovely.
11:01Yeah, it's beautiful, isn't it?
11:02Lovely.
11:04So, my dad was the CEO.
11:06And I didn't really see him that much when I was growing up.
11:09He was always working.
11:10The two dads.
11:12Granddads, yay.
11:13We're both already granddads.
11:15Yeah, but...
11:16Yeah.
11:17Since he'd been diagnosed with his illness,
11:19I just feel so much gratitude that he's managing to get to these milestones
11:24that we can all share together.
11:26We can get non-alcoholic cocktails, non-alcoholic beer.
11:30I tried the mojito, by the way.
11:32Yeah, what do you think?
11:33It worked good, wasn't it?
11:34And I liked the...
11:35Moscow Mule.
11:36Moscow Mule was really good.
11:37We definitely have the closest relationship today as we've ever had.
11:42Everyone, we're gonna start gathering to do the cake.
11:45I was trying to look at it like this and I can't see through it.
11:48I'm more nervous now than I was when I got married.
11:51Are you okay?
11:52Yeah.
11:53Thank you, everyone, for coming.
11:56We don't know if it's gonna be a boy or a girl.
11:59What color shirt am I wearing?
12:00Pink.
12:01That's a guess and that's a guess.
12:03If it's a boy, it's blue inside with blueberry and then lemon ganache.
12:07And if it's a girl, it's pink inside with strawberry jam and then vanilla cream crème brûlée.
12:14Yeah.
12:14Okay, master chef.
12:16Okay, are you ready?
12:18Yeah.
12:18Three.
12:19Two.
12:20Okay, go.
12:21One.
12:24I know what it is.
12:25Oh my God, I can see what it is.
12:27Hands in, hands in.
12:28Get in there.
12:34I had this vision of dresses and tiaras and things like that.
12:38You've got a little footballer now.
12:41I now have visions of mini suits.
12:44Yes, the mini suits are coming.
12:46So cute.
12:47Congratulations.
12:48We're having a boy.
12:51Okay, we love to dress two people matching, but imagine a mini one.
12:55Yeah, three.
12:55You know what I'm nervous about now?
12:56Because when baby boys, they wee on you all the time, don't they?
13:00I'm pretty sure that's not like sexually ambiguous.
13:03I think girls do that.
13:04No, no, no.
13:04It's the willy.
13:05And also, it's really weird.
13:07I've got like a little willy inside me now.
13:09That's so weird.
13:12Okay, you've got some adjusting to do.
13:22Here we go.
13:23Are you ready?
13:24Yeah.
13:25You ready to see the new big house?
13:27Yeah.
13:28Big house.
13:29Yeah, big house.
13:31Let's go inside.
13:33Yeah.
13:33Oh my goodness.
13:35Look.
13:38Wow, look, you match this room.
13:41That smells nice, doesn't it?
13:44Wow.
13:46Let's go upstairs.
13:47You want to go upstairs?
13:48Yeah.
13:49Normally when I go into a space, I like bring my sage and my Palo Santo and stuff.
13:53This house just has a vibe.
13:55It has these really bright but warm colors.
13:59Everything has been thought out.
14:01Do you have a favorite color?
14:03Yeah.
14:04What color?
14:05Black.
14:06Black?
14:07Yeah.
14:08Okay.
14:08We almost doubled our budget, but you know, everything is perfect.
14:14All right.
14:15Mm-mm.
14:15Oh my goodness.
14:17It's Mommy's room.
14:20What are you saying?
14:21Mommy.
14:23Yeah, Mommy and Dada will sleep here.
14:26I need everyone in my family to be comfortable and happy because I really, really, really want
14:31to get back to work.
14:32The baby.
14:34That is the baby's room.
14:37Yay.
14:37Yay.
14:40Oh my gosh, our baby chair.
14:42I really want to feel like myself again.
14:44I really want to have a purpose outside of the home again.
14:47I miss going to work.
14:50I miss going to set.
14:51I miss going to auditions and auditions suck.
14:54I miss all of it.
14:55Look.
14:58Let's go look outside.
15:00You explore while Mommy calls.
15:03Martha.
15:10Hi, Mama.
15:11Hi.
15:12Oh my God.
15:13I literally just got here.
15:15It is unbelievable.
15:18My stuff is arriving soon.
15:20Then, you know, I'll get to unpacking, which you know a little bit about.
15:24There's two months I'm packing, so I'm completely overwhelmed, so I've got to get my nails done.
15:28Well, I was thinking because it's so hot and sunny, we should take advantage of my garden.
15:33Want to come over?
15:34I'd love to, my darling, but I've got plans with Emma.
15:37I'm sure it will be all good vibes.
15:41So tell me, how are you after figure drawing?
15:43I'm okay, but I had dinner with Kimmy and Micah yesterday.
15:50Kimmy says that you're a snake in the grass.
15:52Who I do have a problem now with is Margo.
15:55She actually repeated something and made it into something bigger than it was.
15:59Okay?
16:00And it was unnecessary.
16:02You did kind of go and tell Missy something that she didn't need to know.
16:07No, no, that's the difference.
16:09She did need to know.
16:09That's the whole difference.
16:11She said very clearly, I want to know things.
16:14I really care about that.
16:16She's mad at me for telling Missy.
16:21What's the point?
16:22Are we in middle school?
16:23How did I get this wrong?
16:24How is this my problem, Kimmy?
16:26I don't think either of you are right in this situation.
16:29I think you're both wrong and horrible right now.
16:32Horrible.
16:32Wait, wait, wait, you think I'm being horrible to Kimmy, Martha?
16:35Wait, are you serious?
16:36No, are you just trying to say anything to get out of the line of fire?
16:39I'm stuck in the middle and I don't want to be.
16:41But you can love someone who's wrong.
16:43She can be really tough because she's had to be really tough.
16:47But I also know that there is a heart of gold in there and she is a lioness and she
16:51will fight for her friends.
16:54Well, she better roar and show up because right now she's just looking like a bitch.
17:21More flowers.
17:23I love cooking.
17:24I genuinely love cooking.
17:25This is going to be the vegetable.
17:28I learnt from my mum and then I had lessons in London.
17:32I've never worked in a restaurant, but I have written for magazines, like recipes.
17:36I have a brand called Emma's Kitchen.
17:39Welcome to Emma's Kitchen.
17:40This is part of Longleat House and it's very close to my heart.
17:44So I've done it professionally.
17:46Oh, so exciting!
17:52Okay, I should have Emma here for a cooking show.
17:58I don't even know if everyone eats meat.
18:02I don't host people.
18:04I don't have parties.
18:06It's like a lot of work even though someone else made everything.
18:10I had no idea how much goes into hosting people.
18:13How many things have to be thought about.
18:15How many things you have to buy.
18:16How many things you have to set up.
18:18How do we work you?
18:22Ugh, it's actually not really my strong suit.
18:26God, I have to turn all this up.
18:28Those things work.
18:30It's like a lot of work.
18:32Ah!
18:34You look amazing!
18:34God, you're so beautiful!
18:36I have thrown lots and lots and lots of parties over the years.
18:39Small, medium, large.
18:40I'm so excited.
18:42That Longleat.
18:42I've done dinners by the lake when hippos came up to look at us.
18:46I've done dinners on the roof when we had Diana Ross singing across the lake.
18:49Open up!
18:51Bitch!
18:52Hello?
18:53What kind of service do they have?
18:55It's fine.
18:55You don't need to come.
18:57Oh, okay.
18:58Hello.
18:59But we are thirsty.
19:00I've done lots of different things and I love the challenge.
19:05Event planning is hard.
19:06That is a skill.
19:07It's huge.
19:07This looks so pretty!
19:09For you!
19:10The cakes are made from Aperol, so...
19:12Let me see!
19:13Oh, my God, Emma.
19:14Those are gorgeous.
19:16Of course they are.
19:17They contain alcohol, darling.
19:18I knew my audience.
19:19You're joking.
19:20When I used to go to Longleat before Emma showed up, we had to drink wine out of a
19:24box.
19:26The sheets stunk.
19:28The mattress was so...
19:30Emma showed up, I was like, oh, there's towels.
19:33And I was like, she's the best thing ever.
19:41Hi, my gorgeous.
19:44How are you?
19:44I'm good.
19:46How are you?
19:47Oh, my God.
19:48It's so dreamy here.
19:51I know.
19:52This is so dreamy.
19:54Can I move in?
19:55Love Margo's pad.
19:57It's so sexy.
19:58So, I've set up drinks in the garden.
20:01Oh, wow.
20:02This is so lovely.
20:04I loved it.
20:05It's such a good life.
20:07I would just be like, take a picture of me here.
20:09Take a picture of me here.
20:11Mmm.
20:12Woo.
20:13Cheers.
20:14How cute is that?
20:15They are the non-alcoholic.
20:16And then we can just try them.
20:18Where's my wine?
20:21Oh, my God, that tastes like good.
20:23Good.
20:23You want to taste it?
20:24Yeah.
20:29Oh, very sparkly, huh?
20:31So sparkly.
20:32So nice.
20:32Gosh.
20:33That was really sparkly.
20:35So, are you excited to see the girls?
20:37I'm really excited.
20:39It matches my suit.
20:41I was stressed out getting everything ready,
20:43but I guess once you do it a few times...
20:45Exactly.
20:45You get used to it.
20:46You, like, know what to do and stuff.
20:49I always wanted to be a lady who hosts.
20:51Do you want to use the knocker?
20:55Hello.
20:56Hello.
20:56Look at you.
20:58This is gorgeous.
20:59Happy housewarming.
21:00It is a loose top.
21:01Be careful.
21:02How cool is this?
21:03Oh, my gosh, yeah.
21:04Sputnik.
21:05Margo's house is definitely different to my style.
21:08I personally don't think I'd want to live in an all-yellow hallway
21:11and an all-pink room.
21:12But it's the look, and I can respect that.
21:16Congratulations!
21:18I'm so, so happy for you.
21:20How did it go?
21:21Yeah, really good.
21:22Was it amazing?
21:23Yeah, it was really good.
21:24I saw the photo.
21:25It was amazing.
21:26Aw.
21:27Was he so happy?
21:28You designed these?
21:29Oh, my God.
21:30That's so perfect.
21:31I thought I was like, Miss Della, I feel like coming to London has to have a...
21:35She is going to love that, because she knows her manners.
21:38I usually will bring a host gift, or if I don't, then I will send something after as a thank
21:44you.
21:45Come with me.
21:46There is actual rosé if you want it.
21:48Oh, yeah, I would love a glass of rosé.
21:50I will give you a glass of rosé as well.
21:52Hosting is hard.
21:53It's a lot of work.
21:54And I think it's so important to show gratitude for being invited.
21:57And it can be just a tiniest little thing, just to be like, I was thinking about you.
22:01Just try one of this, and then we can have a glass of wine.
22:03Thank you, darling.
22:05Oh, my goodness.
22:06I feel so special.
22:07She went out and bought all these, like, organic, non-alcoholic wines.
22:12It was very cute and nice, but...
22:14This one I've just had.
22:15It's, like, unbelievable.
22:16I just wanted a wine, you know?
22:18I wanted an alcoholic wine.
22:20Oh, this is just divine.
22:21It's, like, a sanctuary.
22:22This is really nice.
22:23There's, um, tree in your drink, but whatever.
22:26You can drink it.
22:27It's protein.
22:28Emma, he's had far worse in his mouth.
22:30But that won't kill him.
22:32What have you been up to, darling?
22:34How's your crazy bird?
22:37She's fabulous.
22:38You didn't know that hard bird.
22:40You have to wear goggles when you go in the house.
22:43Hegarty, there's champagne.
22:45Oh, now, darling, do you want some goggles in case she comes on your shoulder?
22:48They're quite cool.
22:50They're quite 70s.
22:52Oh, okay, okay.
22:53The reason Martha likes Margot is because it's, like, her bird.
22:58If it sits on your thing, you don't wear goggles, it pecks your eyeball out.
23:02Oh, stop it!
23:04Exactly the same!
23:05You're out-f***ing dead!
23:06It's coming from you!
23:08Do you know what?
23:10Kimmy's pissed off because Margot outmaneuvered her.
23:13Outmaneuvering?
23:14When she was trying to apologize to Missy and Margot sat on the other side.
23:18I don't need to get attention.
23:22Kimmy Murdoch, you do everything for attention.
23:26You are the loudest little person I've ever met.
23:29You're like a pint-sized Popeye for attention.
23:32And then Kimmy had to turn from side to side.
23:33No, Margot just wanted attention.
23:35That's why she wears her shirts off the hair.
23:37She outmaneuvered you.
23:38It was a genius manoeuvre.
23:40Oh, she looks so dumb.
23:40And now you're furious.
23:41I'm not!
23:42I'm laughing at her.
23:43Margot was like Wellington.
23:46She was a genius.
23:47Victory.
23:48And you're cross about that.
23:49Listen, darling.
23:50Because you don't want to apologize.
23:52She's just clamoring for attention.
23:54But she's not just clamoring for attention.
23:56She is!
23:56That's why she wears tight velour jumpsuits, darling.
24:00She has bad style.
24:02Really bad style.
24:03She does f***ing not!
24:04It is.
24:04She's one of the most stylish women in the world.
24:07Oh, my God.
24:08You're the first one that said the outfits were hideous.
24:10I mean...
24:11I said the jumpsuit was hideous.
24:12You said they were all kind of hideous.
24:14She's perfect apart from the jumpsuit.
24:16I don't like the crush velvet.
24:18What?
24:18On me?
24:19I don't like the crush velvet.
24:20She's being honest.
24:21I mean, I wasn't the one that said it.
24:23But, I mean, I concur with Martha, 100%.
24:26It looked very cheap.
24:28And it was probably expensive, but looked cheap.
24:31Look, she's been in L.A.
24:33where people just wear lululemon.
24:35Well, she's not anymore.
24:36There's a lot of chic people in L.A.
24:37Margot's just not one of them.
24:39Just!
24:40Just!
24:40Sorry to inform you of that.
24:42Just!
24:43Oh, my neck is itchy because of all of this.
24:47You are not magic.
24:48This is Kimmy's version of an intervention,
24:51which is aggressive.
24:53Ultimately, Kimmy is a very fair person,
24:57and she will always see things objectively.
25:00Kimmy should be a top barrister.
25:01It's a real shame she's got a trust fund.
25:03She's wasted non-in-law.
25:04I have an allergic reaction to this.
25:07Genuinely love this girl.
25:08Okay, you might love her.
25:10Let's not sit here.
25:11No!
25:12And pretend it isn't what it is.
25:14All they're doing is slacking off Margot's clothes.
25:17Which is progress.
25:18Margot is wearing clothes.
25:19She wasn't last time she was in London.
25:21So shut up!
25:24I don't see it as you see it.
25:26I think she's fabulous.
25:28I think she looks amazing.
25:29I am so surprised she's your friend.
25:46My love, could I...
25:47Did you want a glass of wine?
25:49A glass of wine?
25:50Yes, sorry.
25:51Of course, of course you can.
25:52In fact, do you guys want to eat?
25:55Yeah, whatever you...
25:56Whatever you plan.
25:57If you like your drink, bring it.
25:58I will get you a glass of wine,
25:59and you a glass of wine if you wanted.
26:01Okay.
26:01That was lovely.
26:02Very refreshing.
26:03So refreshing.
26:05I cannot believe that I'm the one who is doing this.
26:09Like, it's unfathomable.
26:11London has changed you.
26:13Did you get wine yet?
26:14No.
26:15No, not yet.
26:16Okay.
26:16I don't think she wants us to drink, actually.
26:20Where am I going for the restroom?
26:22All right, ladies.
26:24Gorgeous.
26:25Micah, I had to ask ChatGPT if I needed a small fork.
26:29I was only serving one course.
26:32Help me.
26:33Help me.
26:33Help me out.
26:35Oh, my God.
26:36This is amazing.
26:36Thank you so much.
26:38Oh, my God.
26:38The wine.
26:39Oh, yeah.
26:39Oh, my gosh.
26:40I thought maybe you just didn't want to have a glass.
26:43Thank you so much.
26:46She's a bit rusty with the hosting, Margo.
26:50It's the smallest bottle of wine.
26:51Stop!
26:54Wow.
26:55That's not a case for a party.
26:57Next time I bring my own wine.
26:59It's probably better.
27:01You get one glass.
27:02It's probably better.
27:03One glass each.
27:04One glass each.
27:06Safe around.
27:06Should I get like a champagne glass for you so it feels like a lot?
27:09No.
27:09It's fine.
27:10This is perfect.
27:10Dinner is served.
27:12Burrata.
27:13Mediterranean fish.
27:14It's delicious.
27:16Would you like one?
27:17I would, honey.
27:18Thank you so much.
27:19That looks really lovely.
27:20A long, thin one.
27:21Oh, I don't want that one.
27:22She likes a sort of fat.
27:24Yeah.
27:24I mean, you know, this ass wasn't filled with nothing.
27:26Anything she can get in her mouth.
27:28Who needs a drink?
27:29I always need a drink.
27:31Donnie, you don't need.
27:32Yeah.
27:33Just prefer.
27:33I know, I need.
27:37I don't like you tonight, just FYI.
27:40Pardon?
27:41I don't like you ever tonight.
27:42You being a bitch.
27:43Well, I'm always a bitch.
27:44Oh, my gosh.
27:45Why are you being a bitch?
27:46I'm consistent.
27:48At least I didn't be a bitch.
27:49There's no surprises with me.
27:50She's absolutely not.
27:52Sorry.
27:52But you are being a cow.
27:54Why are you being a cow?
27:55What's happening at home?
27:56Nothing's happening at home.
27:57La Vache Falle.
27:58Everything's all right.
27:59Nothing's bad at my house.
28:02I just want to hear this conversation at the other dinner.
28:05Oh, so all the others have met up, like, without us as well?
28:08I guess they're meeting up.
28:09Have they?
28:09Should we FaceTime them now?
28:10Yeah, stop bitching about us.
28:12What would they bitch about?
28:15I don't know.
28:15Yeah, how is nothing to bitch about?
28:17I don't know.
28:18I mean, maybe for sure.
28:18Did you say Kimi was on the walk path for you?
28:20Oh, yeah.
28:21My God.
28:22Were you there with Martha and Kimi?
28:24Yes.
28:26At...
28:26When?
28:27What happened?
28:27Yeah.
28:27What happened?
28:30Um...
28:31Did Martha tell you anything yet?
28:34She clearly did because you, you know...
28:35She said...
28:36Tell me.
28:37She said, woo, I saw Kimi.
28:39And she is, like, gunning for you.
28:42And I was like, a squirrel.
28:43What happened to you?
28:44Why?
28:45Oh, you bitch.
28:47You bitch.
28:49Oh, dear.
28:50What happened?
28:52Well...
28:55Uh, so...
28:58So, Kimi, she...
29:00All she sort of said was, I've never been more uncomfortable.
29:05And I'm kind of like, ah...
29:07She said she was upset that her conversation left the car.
29:13Kimi, she was just like, that's just what happens with drugs.
29:17What?
29:17Maybe Kimi should never speak to me again.
29:21It's a bit tricky for Martha, then, to be in this, in the middle.
29:25How are you and Margot gonna resolve this, Kimi?
29:27I don't know.
29:27I mean, it's...
29:28I don't actually have something against Margot.
29:30She's just everything I didn't expect.
29:33Shall I tell you something?
29:34Please, please.
29:35A friend of mine...
29:36Mm-hmm?
29:37...who's known Margot about a decade...
29:40Oh, here we go.
29:41...hasn't seen her for some time,
29:42sees her again at the garden party...
29:44Mm-hmm.
29:45...and tells me...
29:48...she's unrecognizable.
29:49There you go.
29:49In terms of her...
29:51...manner.
29:52Mm-hmm.
29:53What I've been told is that, purportedly, since her marriage,
29:57Margot has become an absolute diva.
29:59She's vain.
30:00She's narcissistic.
30:01She's obsessed with money.
30:02I have, like, a pretty major budget, okay?
30:05What's your budget?
30:0650K USD per month.
30:08I actually really like these tracksuit bottoms.
30:10That's because they're really beautiful designer Japanese pants.
30:14They're vintage Westwood.
30:16And this is vintage Lacroix.
30:18Well, well, well.
30:20She has become insufferable.
30:22And it's all about her all the time.
30:24Now, I don't know whether this is true,
30:26but it certainly comes across as being quite likely.
30:31Well, she's got sober.
30:33We wouldn't know about that, Kimmy.
30:34That shouldn't make people worse.
30:36That shouldn't make people worse.
30:37She's not worse.
30:38She's amazing.
30:39I'm telling you now, Margot will you over.
30:43I've never seen these two have a spat.
30:45I see them as a double act.
30:47Tweedledum and Tweedledee.
30:48They're a bit like the Muppets who sit in the theater.
30:52The two old men in the theater who sit in the box and slag everyone off.
30:56That is Kimmy and Martha.
30:59You mock my words.
31:02Margot and I have been friends for 20 years.
31:05She's never here yet.
31:06Well, guess what?
31:07She already did.
31:08She didn't.
31:09Okay.
31:10Well, then I'm not your friend.
31:13Kimmy always says she'll say whatever to your face.
31:16So why is she so upset that they've been said to her face?
31:21The problem is, like, what Kimmy said and the way that she spoke to both of you is not okay.
31:27And the aggression was just too much.
31:30I'm siding with Margot because I feel like if that was me in that situation,
31:35I would want my friend to tell me as well.
31:37The next time you see Kimmy, what do you think?
31:40How do you think you'll approach the situation?
31:42Like, if she wants to talk to me, she'll come to me.
31:45I am not approaching her.
31:47I'm just gonna let it go.
31:47I'm just gonna let it go.
31:48And what about you, Margot?
31:49You've not done anything wrong.
31:51I don't have a problem with Kimmy.
31:52And if Kimmy wants to bark at me like some deranged corgi,
31:56like, then she just will.
31:58You know what I mean?
31:59Like, I don't know.
32:00She would be a corgi if she was a dog.
32:02Isn't she a corgi?
32:03Yes.
32:03Yes, yes.
32:03Corgi.
32:05I mean, what can I do?
32:06I love that.
32:06What would you say if she's like, oh, now she's mad at you?
32:09It's like, oh, whatever.
32:09Oh, there'll be someone else she's mad at next week.
32:11Yeah, sure.
32:11I do think I am seeing a pattern.
32:13Yeah.
32:14Um, I just hope it's not me.
32:16I mean, if somebody stabbed you in the back, I would have defended you.
32:19In some ways.
32:19I did defend you.
32:20I said that's Kimmy.
32:21You're still defending her.
32:23If I feel Kimmy needs defending, I will defend her if I feel she's right.
32:27I hate you so much right now.
32:28As much as I understand how this arose, I don't know she's right.
32:34Where's your loyalty?
32:40Coming up.
32:45Inside table for two?
32:47Yes, of course.
33:01Ooh, okay.
33:04Whew.
33:05You got it.
33:07Gang's all here.
33:08Gang's all here.
33:09I feel like Geppetto.
33:11Hello.
33:13Hi.
33:14How are you?
33:15Good morning.
33:15Good.
33:16Everything looks great.
33:18Love it.
33:19Love it.
33:20Ali, you have a script already down there?
33:21Okay, I got a script.
33:22She has a script.
33:23I'll have Veggie on this side.
33:24Mini Manners is something that I see as so much work now, but I think it can last generations
33:31if I do it right.
33:32Okay.
33:33Ready?
33:33Camera rolling.
33:35Hi, friends.
33:37Wow!
33:38What's going on here?
33:40To teach the next generation kindness is what I would love to be my life's work.
33:46Hi, friends.
33:47Hold on.
33:48Moxie looks like she's not doing so hot.
33:50It's so hard to know what it looks like.
33:52No, it's okay.
33:53I would love to teach adults how to be kind.
33:56Apparently your friend is a madam.
33:58Is that true?
33:59I was talking about your friend where you was a bit like, oh, she's a bit cringe.
34:05I'm looking at a heartless, mean, cold, bitter woman.
34:10That's a little harder.
34:12Napkins in our lap.
34:13Where's our lap?
34:14Just down here.
34:15The crotch.
34:16Oh, we've lost your head, Veggie Boo.
34:18Micah, can you move your head up a bit?
34:20You hold your fork like this.
34:22Wow!
34:23Really?
34:25Puppeteers are dying.
34:26Do you need water?
34:27No.
34:27It looks like a veggie tornado in here.
34:31This looks like the wildest dinner party I have ever seen.
34:36Okay, should we cut there?
34:37Yeah.
34:38Yeah.
34:38That's a wrap.
34:39Yay!
34:40That's a wrap.
34:41Minnie Manners is impacting my life greatly because it's so much upfront work, but asking
34:48for help is very hard for me because it's admitting that you can't do something, which doesn't feel
34:54good.
34:54How's Max?
34:55Is he doing any better?
34:56Oh, he's been so sick.
34:58Right?
34:59Hi, monkey.
35:00How you doing, monkey?
35:01Poor thing.
35:01He was up.
35:02He was coughing at one o'clock.
35:04Then it was like not even five hours and my alarm went off and I was like...
35:07Oh my gosh.
35:08Yeah, it's been a hard week.
35:09It's been a really...
35:09The stakes are so high, especially this week.
35:12Yeah.
35:13You know, I think the pressure for me is it's like launching a whole nother company.
35:18I'm exhausted.
35:19You know, Marco's been traveling for work a lot lately, more than usual.
35:24Hi, my love.
35:26It was a very long week.
35:28I'm excited for you to get home.
35:29Last week he was away for four full days during the week, a few weeks in a row now.
35:34So for me, it's like, it's a hard time to lose that other half of you.
35:38Yeah.
35:38Yeah, he's your partner.
35:39Yeah.
35:40There are times where I'm juggling so much that I feel burnt out.
35:43I'm like, where are you?
35:45I'm doing my deep breathing and wishing that my husband was home.
35:50But at the end of the day, it's kind of the cars we've been dealt with right now.
35:55For the first time maybe in my whole life, I'm feeling my emotional, mental health, like, off balance.
36:03I don't want to let you all down.
36:04I don't want to let my husband down, my children, my family.
36:07And your body's probably done all the adrenaline it's got.
36:10Yeah.
36:10To make it happen.
36:11You're like constantly in fight or flight.
36:13Yes.
36:13Yes, I'm in fight or flight mode.
36:14Now is the time where I can't stop because I'm so close.
36:28Hi, how are you?
36:29Hello.
36:30Good afternoon.
36:31Yeah, I can't inside table for two.
36:32Yes, of course.
36:39Hey, Lucy.
36:40How are you?
36:41Looking very summery.
36:43Nice to see you.
36:44How's everything?
36:45Oh, really well, thank you.
36:46Good to have a seat.
36:46We love your bag.
36:48Well, thank you.
36:48My eyes went straight on that.
36:51She dresses so lovely, Kimi.
36:53I really want to hate her, like, to be like,
36:55you f***ing bitch, like, but she's wearing an amazing bag.
36:59You're staring at me, and I'm like,
37:02f***ing hate you. I love your bag.
37:04Hello, ladies. Would you like anything to drink?
37:07I would have a Diet Coke.
37:09A Diet Coke? Perfect.
37:11I'll order a glass of the Gus one, Blanc de Blanc.
37:14Yeah, should we share a salad or...?
37:16Do you like burrata?
37:17Yeah? Thanks.
37:19I'm really happy you actually wanted to meet.
37:22Well, I thought we should have a chat,
37:24because I feel like something that was so unintentionally,
37:29you know, said became, like, magnified into this huge thing.
37:33Mm.
37:34I mean, from my point, I felt we did have a really nice day.
37:39You see me in this, like, crazy mode.
37:42I just thought you were a featherweight fighter.
37:43No, but I mean, I do have the Albanian, you know?
37:46I'm like, I'm feisty.
37:48I'm very feisty. I'm not gonna laugh.
37:50I like that.
37:51We did have a nice day.
37:52And then when we sat down, I just felt I want to get to know people.
37:56When I did say something about it in the car,
37:58I didn't say it in a way that was, like,
38:01something very negative towards you.
38:02I just said it like, oh, I had read about this.
38:06I felt, like, really sad and disrespected.
38:29And then when I tried to talk to you the other day, down...
38:38I was trying to talk to you, but then I had Mago come on my side, like a barking dog
38:42at the back.
38:43There was no making fun.
38:44You were.
38:44Is that what you said?
38:45I didn't expect you to go back like a hypocrite.
38:48She's not a hypocrite.
38:49That's not what hypocrite means.
38:51Go to college.
38:52No, no, I just said...
38:53I think it was really strong of her to actually stand up and say...
38:56I don't think that's standing up.
38:57I think that's causing friction between people that was not even existent.
39:01But I felt like you didn't value my feelings.
39:04I didn't mean it in an intentional way to say something negative about your experience.
39:10I mean, you did say that I did it for attention.
39:15Well, because I kind of felt that a little bit.
39:18But it was never.
39:20Okay, fair enough.
39:21I'm just not that sensitive.
39:24I mean, everyone has their what I'd call crutch as a coping mechanism.
39:27Some people find it in religion.
39:29Yeah.
39:29Some people find it in humor.
39:30You know, I never judge people on what they want to use as their what I call crutch.
39:35Yeah.
39:35So you did a little bit judge me.
39:38Well, I'm a little bitchy, to be honest.
39:41Now I realize you're much more sensitive and I will be aware of that.
39:46I really appreciate that.
39:48I don't want Missy to be upset.
39:50She felt like people were disrespecting her brother's death.
39:53And I feel really bad.
39:54I'm kind of getting learning to accept people as they are.
39:58Everyone deals differently with things.
40:00Well, cheers.
40:00I really appreciate that.
40:01Kimi, this is how she deals with it.
40:03It doesn't come from a bad place.
40:05I didn't know what I was expecting coming.
40:08I was like, I really hope.
40:09You were hoping I was standing with a knife?
40:13Despite of what's happened between me and Kimi, I'm happy to kind of close that chapter and move on.
40:19She's half Swedish, but I like the Albanian bit.
40:22You know, she's got balls.
40:23She calls a spade a spade.
40:24And I actually have much more respect for that than anything else.
40:27When it comes to Margaret, I really think you guys should have a conversation.
40:30I really don't think she meant it in a malicious way.
40:34And I feel she's quite genuine.
40:36I thought that too.
40:37But Mark said to me the other day that when he had his garden party, that a girl had come
40:43to him
40:45and said, oh, I actually knew Margot from like years and years ago when she lived in London.
40:50And I was talking to her tonight and it's a completely different person.
40:53She's got her acting hat on.
40:55In the early 2000s, I made a movie that at the time was the sexiest British film ever made.
41:03I'm sharing this information with Missy because I feel she needs to be informed about the false nature of Margot.
41:12I don't know. I don't know either.
41:15Talk to Mark.
41:16Margot needs to sit down and reevaluate being a girl's girl because she's a bit of a hypocrite, I think.
41:24And I'll say it to her face.
41:38Still to come this season on Ladies of London.
41:41I would like to extend an invitation to Lonely.
41:44Oh, my God, this is so cool.
41:48Hey, hi.
41:50My underwear is very loose for some reason.
41:52Oh, just take them off.
41:54It really is giving Balenciaga.
41:57It's giving Paris.
41:59Look at this.
42:00I know you can really see it now.
42:02Keep it coming.
42:03Cheers.
42:04Cheers.
42:04Love you guys.
42:05I'm sorry about the VPL.
42:07What's VPL?
42:08Visible panty line.
42:10It's a liar.
42:11I'm eating my name.
42:12He's a very important designer if you have seen Clueless.
42:15Why don't you defend me for once?
42:17Because you are a psychotic bitch.
42:19I can't just agree with you because you're going to cry.
42:22Why are you so obsessed with me?
42:23Darling, who wouldn't be obsessed with you?
42:24Have you seen yourself?
42:25Oh, you're so weird.
42:27I think Mark wants to .
42:29She's a lunatic.
42:30We are not going to get anywhere, sweetie.
42:32It's not over yet.
42:33The fat lady has not sung.
42:35I'll sing later.
42:37I'll sing later.
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