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00:00Previously, Unheated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander up. I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world,
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander
00:09and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It's Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:18This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not gonna tell anyone.
00:22There's no one to know.
00:23A lot of kids are gonna be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:27So what's my name gonna be?
00:29Dream.
00:31How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:34from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:35Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:37What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:43Hollander, see you next season.
00:59You're in the...
01:01You born feet up,
01:03suit you high.
01:05You couldn't stay.
01:06You're in the way.
01:08That's bad!
01:12That's bad!
01:23You think I'm pretty
01:30Let's go
01:44I really hope you're gonna get out soon
01:47I never thought you're gonna get out soon
01:55Good job, give you an A
01:58A golden star, you think you're clever
02:02Good God, she took a break
02:06Made a mistake when she met driver
02:12Get lost forever
02:15Get lost forever
02:19Get lost forever
02:24You think I'm pretty
02:26You think I'm pretty
02:29Goals and I'm flying back out on the ice for Boston
02:32I'm going to take this back here
02:33I'm having a lot of games tonight
02:35I'm going to take this back here
02:39I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:43Oh man, I hope you're gonna get out soon
02:47I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:51I know you're up at night
02:56Hunched over your phone like
02:59A tree, a darker hill
03:02It's crooked from the wind that bites
03:06You say you're lost to seek all the power in your life
03:14You washed up irrelevant
03:18I'm standing in my light
03:21You stand in my light
03:25You stand
03:26You stand
03:27You think I'm pretty
03:36You think I'm pretty
03:50So nice try
03:52Now get out of the way
03:54Good job
03:56Just take a fucking hit
03:58I said I'll see ya
03:59You wanna be ya
04:00You wanna be ya
04:24Hey, if Rosano fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fucking back.
04:29I think you mean fucks with, buddy.
04:31I fucking mean what I mean.
04:33You're burning a fake Rosanoff outside right now.
04:35The fuck does that mean?
04:37They do it to you all the time in Boston.
04:38You want to see it?
04:39Uh, no, thanks.
04:40Honestly, guys, it doesn't help me focus.
04:42Yeah, maybe go be weird somewhere else.
04:45I'm not even that weird.
04:47Whatever you need, Captain.
04:49Hey, Hollander.
04:50Can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in the next time?
04:52Yeah.
04:55Oh, Mr. Hollander.
04:57What does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:00Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game, but it would be helpful if we scored more
05:05fucking goals than the other team.
05:07And how about that other team?
05:10Ilya Rosanoff has been on a tear lately.
05:12He had a hat trick last week, and he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race.
05:15Want to know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:17No, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me.
05:19Thanks, guys.
05:34Ilya Rosanoff has been on a tear.
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12:59I will show you
13:01That was so fucking hot
13:08We're out of the way
13:24I should go
13:32So uh, obviously we're out of the way
13:34each other during the Olympics, right?
13:36Oh, right.
13:39Your family must be happy
13:40there in Russia.
13:44Yes.
13:45My parents are pretty psyched
13:46for me. They're pissed they can't
13:48come, but my mom is starting to wake up
13:50at 4 a.m. to watch every game.
13:55I bet your parents
13:56will be there, right?
13:58My father, yes.
14:00Maybe my brother, but who knows.
14:03Cool.
14:04Anyways, I'm psyched. I've been dreaming about it
14:06my whole life.
14:08Dreaming of what? Ron's medal?
14:10You fucking wish, dude.
14:16Hey, uh,
14:17remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:19Don't fuck yourself, Rosnan.
14:23Such a good drink.
14:25Your cab is definitely here.
14:37Bye.
14:46Welcome back to Man in the Crease,
14:48your all-star hockey podcast.
14:49For the first period,
14:51we're four days into this year's winter games,
14:53and there's already a contender
14:54for top story here in South Korea.
14:57What an embarrassing
14:58and too embarrassing year
15:00for the Russian men's hockey team.
15:01A hard pill to swallow on all mice,
15:04and especially for the young phenom,
15:06Ilya Rosanoff,
15:07chosen as his country's captain.
15:36All in there.
15:37All right, what's up, motherfucker?
15:39Boys.
15:40Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:41Be nice, Vonnie.
15:42Be nice to you.
15:43You fucking lost to Latvia.
15:44Did you see that game?
15:45Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
15:47A debacle.
15:48Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:50Uh, I don't know.
15:51Nothing to me, that's for sure.
15:53I think he knows Canada
15:54has this in the bag.
15:55Uh-uh.
15:56So you say this year, baby,
15:57we're fucking coming for you.
15:58Okay.
15:58Trust me.
15:58You look great and so, Vonnie.
16:00Don't even stress.
16:00Oh, good one.
16:04Does your room have that smell?
16:06Yes.
16:07Yes, it does.
16:08Is it black mold?
16:09Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:11Yeah.
16:11Probably right.
16:12The good news is,
16:13we're not going to be here long.
16:14All right, so tonight,
16:15we can do the men's short form figure skating.
16:16My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:18We train together.
16:19Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:21I'd love to show up for him.
16:22Hell yeah, man.
16:23Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:26What do you mean?
16:29Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:32I mean, I'd fucking pray for a dude
16:34to show up to a place like this
16:35and be like,
16:36hey, here's me.
16:38Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:41Fucking balls of steel, man.
17:14Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:16Yeah, he did.
17:20I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:40Hey.
17:46I'm not here.
17:48No, I'm not.
17:50I saw you up here.
17:51I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:52No, I'm fine.
17:54Go sit down.
17:58We...
17:58We are not anything.
18:01Go away, Hollander.
18:09Are you okay?
18:12Please, go.
18:14You didn't answer my text.
18:17No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:19Now you go.
18:22What?
18:23What the fuck?
18:37You need to meet him.
18:38Yes, my father.
18:41The minister still wants to meet you tonight, regardless of what you want.
18:48This is my honor.
18:50You must be proud of my honor.
18:52After yesterday, you won't win...
18:58...Latvian.
18:59Latvian.
19:01And he's still playing.
19:03How did you do it?
19:05Is it not sad?
19:06Not sad, my father.
19:08Well, not so.
19:09They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
19:12It's not a game, it's a game.
19:14It's a real shame.
19:16It's not to prove the hopes you showed up in childhood.
19:19Now I'm playing better than when I was.
19:23Our team is damaged.
19:25The team is playing.
19:26Playing?
19:27What is this American absurd?
19:29What is it playing?
19:31You, captain, you make them playing.
19:34You always find a person who's wrong with you.
19:36From childhood.
19:42Who is this to you?
19:46Your mother?
19:48She doesn't do this.
19:49What do you do?
19:53No, my mother...
19:56...
19:57...
19:58...
19:58...
20:00...
20:01...
20:01...
20:01...
20:02...
20:02...
20:04...
20:04I've been here for you, too.
20:07Where's Polina?
20:10In Moscow?
20:12Of course.
20:17We need to go.
20:20In the evening.
20:24To meet with the minister.
20:28Yes.
20:30Ready?
20:31Let's go.
20:34Of course, I'm proud of you.
20:36All of us will be able to carry out.
20:38But what's that?
20:40No, he won't.
20:42He'll be here.
20:44He'll be here.
20:46He'll be here.
20:46He'll be here.
20:47We'll be here.
20:47He'll be here.
20:49Good.
20:51It's good.
20:53It's bad.
20:54It's bad.
20:54But it's a problem.
20:56It's a problem.
20:57It's bad.
20:58I need to go.
20:59I need to go.
21:01I need to go.
21:05You're too much talking to me.
21:08You're my angel. You're too much talking to me.
21:11Especially when it's about hockey.
21:14Only when we win, Dad.
21:16I'll bring her in a bar, and she'll give her another one.
21:21Look how she's got him for you.
21:24From the same time.
21:27I'm an angel. It would be nice if you'd remember it.
21:31I want to drink.
21:32I want you to drink.
21:34I want you to drink something more interesting.
21:52Давненько, а я…
21:58Давненько, Саша.
22:04Я думаю, ты неплохо играл.
22:07Я боюсь сказать спасибо, но я знаю, что ты не смотрел ни одной игры.
22:10Для того, кто всю жизнь был сыном тренера по хоккею, ты умудрился этого избежать.
22:16Я иногда обращаю внимание.
22:19Когда ясно, что стоит обращать внимание.
22:22В любом случае, это не имеет значения для тебя.
22:26Не имеет?
22:27Почему ты так решила? Мой отец…
22:32Тебе надо перестать волноваться о том, что он думает.
22:36И плевать на эти дурацкие игры, когда у тебя есть реальный шанс на кубок в этом году.
22:42Правда?
22:42Да.
22:43Правда.
22:44Хантри и адмиры не пройдут через Нью-Джерси.
22:46Но Нью-Джерси не пройдет через Холландера и Монреаль.
22:50Я думаю, что в этом году ты сможешь победить Монреаль.
22:53В этом году?
22:54Да. В этом году. Потому что я думаю, что Митка травмирован.
23:00Откуда ты все это знаешь?
23:02А с травмированным братарем далеко не уедешь. Как вы тут с командой довольно неплохо показали.
23:11Слушай.
23:13Это Восток, а потом ты сможешь победить…
23:15Ты сможешь победить кого угодно на Западе.
23:18На Чикаго. Не то, что раньше.
23:21В финале, скорее всего, окажется Сан-Франциско.
23:24И они хороши, но слишком молоды.
23:28Так ты и выиграешь кубок Сенни на год раньше, чем я поспорила с отцом.
23:36Нет, спасибо. Не пора спать.
23:38Мне завтра нужно идеально выглядеть.
23:41Ты всегда идеально выглядишь.
23:43Верно. Но вам нужно еще договориться.
23:48Увидимся после мира.
23:50Пока, папа.
23:57Ну что?
24:00Как приезд, Саша?
24:03О, там классно.
24:06Я просто обожаю это место.
24:10Клубы, там башки.
24:14Девушки. Просто прелесть.
24:18А мальчики.
24:20Ну…
24:21Ты же видел французских парней?
24:25Да, Илья?
24:32Боже.
24:34Боже.
24:35Вообще я ничего.
24:37Ты не уходишь, как они.
24:41Не шутишь.
24:43Не флиртуешь в ответе.
24:49Раньше.
24:51Раньше.
24:52Тебе он веселее.
24:57Будешь.
25:08Здесь.
25:10Здесь.
25:11Серьезно.
25:12Опасность раньше возбуждала тебе.
25:15Если память меня не изменяет.
25:21Мы уже не дети, Саша.
25:26Да.
25:28Это точно.
25:32Прекрати.
25:35Ладно.
25:36Поехали куда-нибудь.
25:40Нет.
25:50Ладно.
25:51Я найду вечеринку.
25:56Окей.
26:04Поехали.
26:04Ага, Илья.
26:06Была рада тебя видеть.
26:22Поехали.
26:25Каплинс, здесь.
26:27Кап! Кап! Кап! Кап! Кап! Кап!
26:30Что я должен сделать?
26:32Не знаю.
26:32Мама сказала мне.
26:33О, Боже.
26:35О,!
26:36Роман, ты.
26:36Да, утром.
26:37Ро now, прохал.
26:39Пойасы оврезанно.
26:41Да.
26:41Ураль.
26:41Ураль.
26:42Ураль.
26:42Ураль, ураль.
26:42Ураль.
26:43Ураль.
26:44Ураль.
26:44Ураль.
26:44Ураль.
26:45Ураль.
26:46Гаван ураль.
26:48Роуз.
26:49Swedish in red.
26:50Fuck you, AJ.
26:51Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:53Stop it.
26:53Boys, it's starting.
26:57Turn it up.
26:57It's game six, and the cup is somewhere inside.
27:00As we speak, you know that Ilya Rosanoff wants this bad.
27:03Rosanoff and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic berth.
27:07A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:11He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:16Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:19Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:23I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:26I don't need to think about that.
27:28That was yesterday.
27:29That was before.
27:31Now, I only need one thing.
27:35I need to win.
27:39Here, at home, tonight.
27:43As much fun as it would have been to go to California and humiliate them there.
27:47But I want to hear our fans.
27:49I want to hear them scream.
27:52I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:57I know you can do it.
27:58I've seen you fucking do it.
28:00I've seen every one of you do it.
28:03So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:07Because this is our fucking night.
28:12This is our fucking cup.
28:15Fucking fuck San Francisco.
28:23We'll fuck you.
28:28I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:32Shane hates him the most.
28:34What?
28:35You hate Rosanoff.
28:36Of course.
28:37But he's very good at hockey.
28:40The best, probably.
28:41Eh, nah.
28:42You're the fucking best, All-Ander.
28:44Yeah.
28:45Not that animal shit show cock sucking Russian.
28:49And that is that.
28:50The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:54What a comeback story this year for Julia Rosanoff.
28:57The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
29:00Leading his team in block shots.
29:02He shows kids.
29:03Obviously.
29:30Literally hundreds of people.
29:37Well, nice watch.
29:38Can I give this to you for free or what?
29:40Where the fuck were you, Ron?
29:41Five seconds.
29:42Eh, 25 seconds.
29:43What are you even doing?
29:46And now, presenting the Lord Tower Award...
29:49I was busy.
29:50That's who?
29:51Ilya Rosanoff and Shane Hall.
30:00But the most important thing...
30:02is the friends we make along the way.
30:07Hey, before we give out next award,
30:09can I get a selfie with you?
30:11What?
30:12Come on.
30:13When will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:16Okay, fine.
30:16But hurry up.
30:24Great.
30:25Give me your number.
30:26I'll text them to you.
30:27No chance.
30:29And the Lord Tower Award for most sportsmanlike player
30:32goes to...
30:33What?
31:03I'll text them to...
31:17Well, what, what the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
31:22You haven't answered a text from me in like six months.
31:26You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us
31:29and then it's for some fucking clown show.
31:32So, yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:37Well?
31:41I want you to suck my dick.
31:43Oh, fuck you. You are unbelievable.
31:45You suck my dick.
32:09I want you to suck my dick.
32:16I want you to suck my filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick.
32:19You will have to ask nicer than that.
32:24Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick.
32:33Please.
32:44No.
32:48What?
32:50No.
32:53We will go back to our seats, watch the rest of this boring show, and then go to boring party
32:59after.
33:01And then, when I've been waiting all night, you'll come back to my hotel room, and I will maybe, maybe,
33:10do more than just suck your dick.
33:15When did your English get so good?
33:19I, uh, I read the New Yorker now.
33:22Really?
33:23No.
33:24The New Yorker is boring.
33:28My dad loves it.
33:31Ah.
33:32So being boring is, is genetic.
33:35Wow.
33:36Genetic.
33:42Let's make a deal.
33:45If you win MVP tonight, I will blow you, fuck you, whatever you want.
33:52And if you win...
34:11Good luck coming.
34:13Good luck coming.
34:14Good luck.
34:26Good luck.
34:28Good luck.
34:28Good luck.
34:28I'm going to get this position.
34:32I'll line up.
34:34Especially system.
34:35You're going to be asking.
34:36I'll draw this volume.
34:37Well, next video.
34:38Good luck.
34:58Congratulations.
35:01Now take off your clothes.
35:04You're such an asshole.
35:21You're such an asshole.
35:50What?
35:53Just a lot of windows.
36:17good now get on the bed
36:26this is a good hotel very nice vodka it's hard to find in america okay
36:36touch yourself what show off for me i want to watch you
36:40you what it's my special day hollander i want to watch
36:44i've never no shit fuck you give me some vodka at least
36:50no no no vodka is for after is your reward
37:29do you want to know how it feels
37:32how it feels holding the cup you fucking asshole i can barely describe it oh my god hollander
38:04are you gonna fuck me
38:05we will see i need what you know tell me
38:23i need you
38:26i need you
38:31i need you
38:44i need you
39:26So Russia this year was something else.
39:33It's intense there.
39:41So are you heading back soon?
39:44Back.
39:45To Russia for the summer?
39:49Oh yes.
39:56Why?
39:59What do you mean why?
40:02Do you have to?
40:05There is no have to, it's home.
40:10Yeah, but I don't know, is it safe?
40:16What do you mean safe?
40:18I don't know.
40:21Do you, do you even like it there?
40:30What difference does it make?
40:32A pretty big one, I think.
40:40I need to sleep.
40:43Oh.
40:45Yeah, me too I should have.
40:56So, uh, I'm off.
40:59Goodbye Hollander.
41:01I don't know.
41:02I don't know.
41:05I don't know.
41:06I don't know.
41:08I don't know.
41:15I don't know.
41:17I don't know.
41:21I don't know.
41:54I don't know.
42:17I don't know.
42:49I don't know.
43:17I don't know.
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