- 15 hours ago
Category
đź“ş
TVTranscript
00:01The first time we met, she said that reading was going to save me.
00:06So, I grabbed the book and started looking for the nail file stashed inside.
00:12That made her laugh.
00:16Anyway, she was wrong.
00:17It wasn't reading that saved me.
00:20It was her.
00:25And we kissed on the mouth.
00:27Joe.
00:28And used our tongues.
00:29Enough.
00:29We get the picture.
00:33You didn't bet on the right horse.
00:36Luke just isn't cut out for adventure.
00:38I don't know why, but he's always been a nervous Nelly.
00:42Trust me, I'm going to find your mom.
00:44When I saw her in that stagecoach, I remembered everything.
00:47And now, suddenly, you're here.
00:49My kid.
00:50I can't be your kid.
00:51I can't be the kid of a...
00:53Dalton?
00:55Louise Dalton.
00:56That's pretty.
00:58Plus, we look alike, like two peas in a pod.
01:00Not even close.
01:01Well, you're wrong.
01:01First off, we're the same height.
01:03And then she rides off when I'm trying to talk to her.
01:05Great.
01:05No respect at all.
01:07Just like a Dalton.
01:08I like it.
01:10Don't you have anything you want to say?
01:14Being the quickest draw in the West isn't a problem for you, but when it comes to talking,
01:17you're quiet.
01:18That's why you get all weird when I talk about my mom.
01:20You used to know her.
01:22Joe's your sworn enemy since forever, so of course you knew.
01:24And you said nothing?
01:33She can really hold a grudge.
01:35But she's right.
01:36You don't say much.
01:36You say too much.
01:38Nothing proves that you're her father.
01:39Everything lines up date-wise.
01:41Want me to draw you a picture?
01:41Well, same for me.
01:45Never mind.
01:46Just forget it.
01:47I can't.
01:48You just said it.
01:49You really think you're her father?
01:54Hang on.
01:56When I met Charlie, she was heartbroken.
02:00She had been dumped by her real dirtbag.
02:03Damn it!
02:05You're the guy before me!
02:06Hey, I'm not the guy before you.
02:10You're the guy after me.
02:11You were a rough draft.
02:13And you were just a consolation prize.
02:23Hey!
02:24I don't know what kind of problem you two have,
02:26but we have things to do now.
02:27Like, find my mother!
02:31We're not very far from where your mother's hiding.
02:34And Papa, how does he know this?
02:36Well, it's because this medallion isn't just a medallion.
02:38It's also a smuggler's eye.
02:39And you use it to find a hideout.
02:44She was using it when I was buffaloed.
02:48Okay, let's go, desperados!
03:12Let's go, desperados!
03:20It's an abandoned mine where I used to hide cash and guns.
03:24I gave this eye to Charlie so we could meet up after I got out.
03:27Discreetly, if you know what I mean.
03:29Doesn't matter. If she's here, we'll find her right away.
03:31This area is completely deserted.
03:39My mother should have given you vocabulary lessons.
03:42Because you don't know what deserted means.
03:44If Charlie's still hiding here, her kidnappers must be close.
03:47We'll have to play it incognito.
03:49Hands in the air.
03:49I'm not sure that's going to help us be incognito.
03:51I said, hands in the air.
03:57That's good.
04:02Calamity?
04:04Jane? Calamity Jane?
04:05It's Calamity Jane.
04:06You're Calamity Jane!
04:08Does she have a lipstick or something?
04:09Worse. She's a fan.
04:11Excuse me, Mrs. Jane, but...
04:13No, no, no. Don't you dare come near me.
04:15And don't you call me Mrs.
04:18Mrs. was my mother.
04:19That's not even true. She was a hooker.
04:22I'm so thrilled to get to meet you in person.
04:25I read your memoir at least 350 times.
04:29It's a good thing you're here because my mother was kidnapped.
04:31No.
04:32Yes.
04:32Really?
04:33Yes, I swear.
04:33For real?
04:34Of course, for real.
04:35I don't give a rat's ass.
04:37I'm sorry, Louise.
04:39I should have told you that she was a...
04:40In a hurry.
04:42I'm in a hurry.
04:44Kid's telling the truth.
04:45Her mom was kidnapped.
04:46But what I said is also true.
04:48I don't give a rat's ass.
04:49I want the reward.
04:51The reward?
04:52The loot, the dough, the moolah.
04:53You're a hunter looking for a reward?
04:55Not A.
04:56The best manhunter there is.
04:57I took down all your wanted posters to be the only one on your trail.
05:00Too bad for the others.
05:15Have you been able to message Governor Z?
05:17Yes, I said we were currently actively following the girl's trail, but unfortunately we were mutually unsuccessful.
05:22Well, you outdid yourself with the adverb, Sarge.
05:24It's more expensive, but it's more professional.
05:27Ah.
05:28Oh, it's going to beep, beep.
05:46So what does she say?
05:52She says to kill you, Lieutenant.
05:56So I guess you got promoted?
05:59Yeah.
05:59Now it's just the two of us.
06:00Yeah.
06:00And that's something that's really going to motivate us.
06:03She's diabolical, isn't she?
06:05Huh.
06:05Yeah.
06:07Yeah.
06:11At first I was just following the girl.
06:13What a trailblazer.
06:14No less than 23 armed robberies just last week.
06:16You robbed more than 20 people before finding me?
06:19I had a gun and no time to waste.
06:20Now that's my girl.
06:22This was the easiest track of my life.
06:24This idiot would leave a note each time with her name and address.
06:27No way that's my girl.
06:27It was for the greater good.
06:29Convenient excuse.
06:30And then after that, well, it's just like reading one of those photo books.
06:34Boot theft.
06:36Hat theft.
06:37School transport theft.
06:39I didn't see the cart behind the mule.
06:41Kidnapping.
06:41Or the kids in the cart.
06:43Horse theft.
06:44That one's from Billy.
06:45And it goes on and on like that until you guys team up.
06:48And that's when...
06:49I mean, all hell breaks loose.
06:53Jailbreak.
06:53Bank robbery.
06:54BFFs with the Daltons.
06:56You've completely gone over to the dark side.
06:57Yeah.
06:58Okay.
06:58I know what you're going to say, but I did it for the greater good.
07:00Oh.
07:01Come on.
07:02Jane.
07:02You know me.
07:03Well, you know me too.
07:05The mule comes first.
07:07I don't understand you, Calamity.
07:08You're a legend of the Wild West.
07:11There's a woman in distress, saving her as a noble cause.
07:14Listen to your heart.
07:23What if he could get you more money?
07:25Ah.
07:26Now we're talking.
07:33Okay.
07:35Come with us while we look for her mother.
07:38With Joe in the picture, things are bound to go sideways.
07:40The reward money will go up.
07:41Once we find Charlie and she's somewhere safe,
07:43you turn us in, you get a markup on top.
07:46Deal?
07:48Get a markup on top?
07:50And you say I'm vulgar.
07:53Okay.
07:53But if you try to trick me, I'll shoot you dead.
08:22So much for going incognito.
08:24We can just stay cognito.
08:26I got the fever.
08:27It's called gold fever.
08:29Did you find gold?
08:31Did you find gold?
08:32Ah.
08:33Did you?
08:35Look in here and tell me if you see any.
08:39I got to go dig.
08:41I think I should go dig.
08:44I got to go dig.
08:48Okay.
08:49We go in the mine and we look for my mom.
08:51You're not going anywhere.
08:53I'm keeping her as collateral.
08:56Don't worry.
08:56We'll be back soon.
08:57Don't even try.
08:59I'm not trying.
09:00I'm just talking to you.
09:01Really?
09:01Because now you have something to say?
09:07Yeah, she's a sharpshooter, too.
09:20Ah, so you see.
09:21If you squint really hard and look at the scales on the fish,
09:24you can see the layout of the mine.
09:26That's crazy.
09:27Can you pick your teeth with it?
09:29Ha.
09:30Very funny.
09:31Although you're right,
09:31you can pick your teeth with it
09:32because if you pull this little knob...
09:34No one goes in.
09:40I'm warning you.
09:41If you dare shoot me in the head,
09:42you're a dead man.
09:45Okay, I think we should all just calm down here.
09:47Right?
09:48We'd like to speak to the person in charge.
09:50So who's the owner?
09:51I'm the owner.
09:52I'm the owner.
09:53I'm the owner.
09:53I'm the owner.
09:54I'm the owner.
09:55They can't even agree on that.
09:56I've had enough.
09:57Stop.
09:58No one's going to sneak inside our mine again.
10:00Bunch of thieves.
10:02Hang on.
10:02Did you really see someone sneak inside?
10:04Like a...
10:04A sneaker lurker?
10:05Lurker.
10:07Or a lady lurker?
10:09How do you know that?
10:11I just saw a shadow.
10:12She dropped one for boots.
10:15It doesn't matter anyway.
10:16No one's going through.
10:17We're on patrol 24-7.
10:20And we shoot to kill.
10:24What size was the boot?
10:29So she's in there and we can't go in?
10:31Don't worry.
10:32We'll charge in.
10:33Gun's blazing.
10:34End of story.
10:34Yeah, except we're not doing that.
10:36It's full of saltpeter in there.
10:38Potassium nitrate.
10:40Saltpeter?
10:40Yeah, potassium nitrate.
10:42It'll explode if we start shooting.
10:44Okay, so we're going to pop them delicately.
10:46Two slugs in each head, no straight bullets in them.
10:48No, we're not going to kill anybody here.
10:50Who talked about killing?
10:50You did.
10:51When?
10:51Just now.
10:52I said no gun, so it doesn't matter.
10:54You shouldn't try to go in there.
10:57That mine drives people crazy.
11:26It's our friend from the mine.
11:32That's Bao.
11:33He's my husband.
11:35He's gone crazy like all the others.
11:40All this is my fault.
11:43What do you mean?
11:45We dreamt of adventure.
11:47And one day Bao was approached by a promoter who had an incredible opportunity.
11:51This abandoned mine right here, which was full of gold.
11:55I said it's our dream come true.
11:57And we came here.
11:59What suckers?
12:02Please continue.
12:03After six months of digging for nothing, Bao was at the end of his rope.
12:08Then he found his first golden nugget.
12:10He was overjoyed.
12:13So of course he went to the saloon.
12:15I suppose a week later you had all the neighborhood prospectors on your property?
12:19It's the West.
12:22But he stood strong and kept a tunnel for himself.
12:24And the sheriff?
12:25Did he do something?
12:26Yep.
12:27He bought a pickaxe.
12:29They've really all gone crazy.
12:30Crazy, but rich.
12:31Not even.
12:32Since the rush a month ago, only five nuggets are found.
12:35And none by my husband.
12:36Okay, so we're dealing with a prize sucker.
12:40What?
12:41Come on.
12:43That's a lot of coffee.
12:44Yeah.
12:45That's what everybody lives on here.
12:47To keep going.
12:55Okay.
12:56We need to find a way to get into that mine.
12:59I never thought I'd enjoy watching you two struggle this much.
13:08I'm not working with Lucky Luke.
13:10You think it doesn't suck for me to have you here?
13:12Well, it super sucks for me.
13:13Yeah, well, the double super sucks for me.
13:15Hey, if there was a contest to determine for who it sucks the most, I'd win first prize and you'd
13:19come in so far behind me.
13:20You want to bet I'll get it?
13:21Stop, you two.
13:22You're going to work together because I said so.
13:23Plus, I'm holding all the guns.
13:46You're going to work together because I'm holding all the guns.
14:17You're going to work together because you have six bullets and I've got seven guns.
14:29I'm going to find your mother and then I'll steal a ring.
14:33I'll force a pastor and marry us and we can be a family.
14:37You're so annoying.
14:38You're so annoying.
14:40Papa.
14:51Canvass.
14:52Just sneak into the mine.
14:53It's beige.
14:54It's sturdy.
14:55We can just dress up as rocks.
14:56Wow.
14:57You're a real genius.
14:58And you wonder why I bust you every time.
15:01And every time I always escape.
15:03You got a better idea?
15:04Yeah.
15:05Negotiate.
15:06Maybe try to talk some sense into them.
15:08Explain how they could kill each other and that their lust for gold will leave nowhere.
15:11Yeah.
15:12And we can braid our hair while drinking coffee too.
15:16A coffee.
15:19I don't know what idea you just had but it's mine for the record.
15:23You're putting perfume in the coffee?
15:24It's chloroform.
15:26We'll serve them some coffee to knock them out.
15:29Not bad.
15:30Just empty the bottle.
15:32Well, I don't want to kill them.
15:33Wow.
15:33You really have changed, Luke.
15:34You're scared of putting too much chloroform, of shooting people, of talking to Louise.
15:39I bet you're scared of finding Charlie.
15:41Because she's the only woman you've ever really loved.
15:44Would you just shut up?
15:45Oh, you should see your expression.
15:47That's gold right there.
15:48Gold?
15:48Gold?
15:49Where's the gold?
15:50Did you find gold?
15:53No.
15:56But we had coffee.
15:58Who wants coffee?
16:02His face lit up with a smile because calamity had just saved his life by giving him hope once again.
16:08Why are you reading that?
16:09Chapter 26, when you helped that marshal recoup his weapons in Abilene.
16:14And you think that book's going to make me want to find your mother?
16:16I think you need a reminder, Calamity.
16:18You've lost faith in yourself.
16:21Tell me what happened.
16:22Did someone break your heart?
16:23Did a bloodthirsty gunslinger shoot your friend?
16:25What are you talking about?
16:26The only problem I have is that lousy book's not making money anymore.
16:32It's not lousy.
16:33It's your biography.
16:34No.
16:34It's an inventography.
16:36I didn't do any of that.
16:38You understand?
16:38It's all lies.
16:40What?
16:41I mean, except for the part where I learned to speak bison, and I've become queen of the herd.
16:46That's my favorite passage.
16:47Are you stupid or what?
16:49I just told you it was all made up.
16:50Everything.
16:51It's all a bunch of hogwash for silly girls who dream of a life of adventure.
16:55This is unbelievable.
16:58And to think I always dreamt of meeting you.
17:00Well, now I wish I never met you at all!
17:17Wait, why is it so quiet?
17:34Charlie!
17:39Charlie!
17:42Lee!
17:45Charlie Lee!
17:50Charlie!
17:52What's her name?
18:07Charlie, Charlie!
18:26Oh, what is this?
18:33That...
18:34This looks like gold!
18:36Gold?
18:37Gold?
18:37Gold?
18:38Gold?
18:39Gold?
18:39Gold?
18:40Gold?
18:41Hey, what do you two do here?
18:43We just wanted to know if you take sugar in your coffee.
18:45Get out of here!
18:46Get out of here!
18:47Hurry up!
18:48Keep going!
18:54Thanks a lot, Jane.
18:55You were a big help.
18:56What?
18:57I came, I saw, I profited.
19:00What's going on?
19:01Did someone find gold?
19:03Yes.
19:04But it wasn't me.
19:09It'll be me next time, you'll see.
19:13Bao, it's okay.
19:15Bao!
19:17Bao!
19:31Come on, there has to be another way to get into that mine.
19:47Hey, what are you doing there?
19:52My mom was taken because of this conspiracy.
19:55Mmm.
19:56And because of a...
19:59Don't, it's important.
20:01Yeah, but there's more important.
20:03I'm gonna play poker in the saloon tent.
20:05Come on, I'll teach ya.
20:06No, you don't need me there.
20:07Sure I do.
20:08You're my hostage and my good luck charm.
20:10Come on, let's go.
20:18C-L-D-T.
20:21C-L-D-T-L-M-Q-P-C.
20:25Hey, your mom left and she's living her best life, okay?
20:30And that bunch of letters, those have got to be initials.
20:33Either names of saloons or guys.
20:35That's bullshit.
20:35Life's everyone for themselves, that's how it is.
20:37It's like that because of people like you.
20:39Don't you mean like us?
20:41You think I don't know what you did?
20:42For the greater good?
20:43You married Billy and broke his little heart, all that for a horse?
20:47Even I wouldn't have stooped so low.
20:51Call.
20:56Yeah, I screwed up with Billy.
20:58I used him and I hate myself for it.
21:01But I'm young and mistakes are normal.
21:03You, you're the one who's given up.
21:06But thanks, because now I know who I never ever want to be like.
21:09Dammit, don't you think I had dreams of my own?
21:11You think I didn't want to be someone better?
21:15Life beats you up, okay?
21:18So you toughen up.
21:22And the tougher you get, the more you protect yourself.
21:27Then one day you realize that you lost yourself along the way.
21:32You look around and you're in a saloon tent, gambling your life away.
21:37Always lying.
21:41Always pretending to have a good hand.
21:47You think it's too late for me, Louise?
22:00Damn sure took you long enough.
22:02Bam.
22:03Royal straight flush.
22:09Today's lesson is...
22:11In the West, tears are either because you've got sand in your eyes
22:15or because you're being played.
22:19Hey, cheers.
22:45Wait, on top of that, you're a cheater at cards?
22:48Today's second lesson is...
22:49In the West.
22:51If someone wears sleeves, it's not because they're cold.
22:53It's to hide the cards.
22:59Well, I can play this game too.
23:04Spit that gold nugget out now!
23:05Find my mom or I'll swallow it.
23:09In your book, it doesn't mention that I kill kids.
23:14But it really should say so.
23:15Because I can.
23:19That's enough, Jane.
23:22You spit that out.
23:25Now.
23:31Only five nuggets were found.
23:38It's all my fault.
23:42Do you see that?
23:46It doesn't look like a nugget.
23:49Looks like melted gold.
23:51Yeah, and look what didn't melt.
23:58Here.
23:59Enjoy.
24:02You go see Sarah.
24:04I'll get Bao.
24:08Still gold.
24:18Sarah.
24:19They said something happened to you?
24:21Yeah.
24:22Something happened, all right.
24:23She found a gold vein.
24:25Around her neck?
24:29That necklace was a gift from your husband.
24:32A gift you sacrificed.
24:36In this photo, there are ten gold beads on your necklace.
24:40And now only half of them are left.
24:47I don't understand.
24:51I melted them down.
24:54Little by little.
24:55To make them into nuggets.
24:59I couldn't stand to see you spend your days digging for nothing.
25:02You were so unhappy.
25:10Even when it comes to finding fake nuggets, I'm useless.
25:15Of course you're not.
25:16I don't care about the gold.
25:18I only did this for you.
25:22And I was staying for you.
25:25Because you wanted adventure.
25:28My adventure is being with you.
25:38I was so scared.
25:40I was so scared to tell you.
25:46At the end of the day, the only real treasure in this mine is love.
25:50Romance.
25:54What? Love like romance?
25:56What the heck is love?
25:57That's the treasure?
25:58So the treasure is romance?
26:00What a load of bullshit.
26:02Wait, she said there's no gold in there?
26:06Hey guys, there's no gold.
26:08There's no gold.
26:09What do you mean there's no gold?
26:10Everyone catch up.
26:29You ready?
26:33Let's go.
26:34Let's find Shirley.
26:36I don't think so.
26:44I've had enough of your bullshit.
26:47I'm turning you in.
26:48You can't. We're so close to our goal.
26:51The only thing I want to get close to is my bounty.
26:53Are you kidding?
26:55Huh?
26:57Oh shit.
26:58Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
27:03Excuse me, sirs. I need your help, please.
27:05I was taken hostage by Calamity Jane while trying to find my mother.
27:08Her name is Charlie Willow.
27:10She's a teacher and she's stuck in that mine.
27:14It would be our pleasure to help you, miss.
27:18Huh?
27:20Truly.
27:27What do you want with my mom anyway?
27:29Just shut up and walk.
27:35What?
27:44What was that?
27:49Charlie?
27:58Luke?
28:05Mama!
28:07Luis!
28:08Mama!
28:11What are you doing here?
28:13Stay where you are!
28:15Or we'll shoot the kid!
28:19We've been looking for you for ten days.
28:21Ever since this idiot and his brothers attacked the stagecoach.
28:24Watch it.
28:25And now, Mrs. Willow, we'll hand you over to you-know-who.
28:29Okay.
28:30Okay.
28:31Okay.
28:33Okay.
28:34Okay.
28:35Okay.
28:36Okay.
28:43Saltpeter.
28:44It'll explode if we start shooting.
28:55Charlie, don't!
28:59Don't shoot!
29:00There's Saltpeter everywhere!
29:02I know.
29:04I know.
29:11I love you.
29:13No!
29:14No!
29:15No!
29:25No!
29:36Mama!
29:39Mama!
29:41Mama!
31:10Here.
31:12A souvenir.
31:19Moving on?
31:20Yeah.
31:21I think that about does it for me.
31:27The adventure's over.
31:28The adventure's over.
32:24The adventure's over.
32:26The adventure's over.
32:31The adventure's over.
32:36The adventure's over.
32:39The adventure's over.
32:52Luis.
32:57Luis.
32:59Luis.
32:59Luis.
33:00Luis.
33:00Luis.
33:01Luis.
33:03Luis.
Comments