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00:15Previously on Below Deck, Down Under.
00:23Because it's sad, it's okay.
00:25The more time I spend with Joao, he's more attractive.
00:28But yeah, I'm here to work.
00:30I don't want to hook up with anyone.
00:32Throw that garlic in there and give it a stir, sweetie pie.
00:34You better ice that cake, darling.
00:36Daisy, Daisy, can I have a bath?
00:38Yes, corners. I'm just knackered.
00:40I'm cleaning up again on my own. It's a better time.
00:42We're one team and we work together.
00:45I'm already at my limits just managing all of his mood swings.
00:49Ben is very close to pushing me over the edge.
00:53Oh, f***ing sex.
00:54Take initiative to do things.
00:56I don't want to start.
00:57This boat was a mess when I woke up.
00:59What was this?
01:01The boat's a f***ing mess.
01:02I feel like I'm being used as an easy target for people to go,
01:04why isn't that done?
01:05I'm literally saying yes to every single job you're giving us.
01:09I don't know what else I can do.
01:12Hey, darling.
01:14I would drop it in a second to be an alien with you.
01:17You've missed my roommate.
01:20I dropped Jenna like it's hot in order to get with you.
01:23I haven't, I did not say that.
01:24I read the text messages.
01:26No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:27You can have your s*** with Alicia.
01:29I'm a cox agent.
01:30That's it.
01:31I'm done with it.
01:41You f***ed up the first f***ing day.
01:44How does somebody f***ing do that?
01:47I'm Tiss.
01:48I do this as where I'm at.
01:52Because you've branched your bridges with me.
01:56Where are we going?
02:00Baby, shut up.
02:03Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
02:06I'm over this now.
02:07I'll f*** with Jenna.
02:08Mate, did you think you ever had it?
02:10Oh, well, thanks for that.
02:12I'm sorry.
02:14Yeah, you definitely f***ed it, mate.
02:16Sorry.
02:17I'm nobody's second option.
02:18I was telling him.
02:20They've caught it all the time.
02:22So, I don't know where we're going to go from here.
02:25It's bull s***.
02:28That's f***ing freezing.
02:31I know, I know.
02:33I'm so hungry again, you know.
02:38I'll just lie here for a bit.
02:40See if it makes any difference.
02:44How are you feeling?
02:45I'm tired.
02:46We're all tired, darling.
03:00That's still f***ing freezing.
03:02Good night, darling angel.
03:04Love you back and forth.
03:07Do you want me to tie that up for you?
03:08Yeah.
03:09Make my boobs sharp.
03:10I apologise.
03:11You would not have to boil apologise for that.
03:13Is that good?
03:14Yeah, that's good.
03:15What's that?
03:16There.
03:18War.
03:19I am God's masterpiece.
03:23What the hell are you doing?
03:25I was a rebellious kid.
03:27Were you like a little nerd at school?
03:30I was clever.
03:31I was captain of chess and stuff.
03:32Are you a f***ing nerd?
03:34You were a geek.
03:35I was suspended seven times.
03:37Huh?
03:38I was badly behaved.
03:40Very badly behaved.
03:41Badly behaved but clever.
03:43You loved it.
03:44Come on.
03:45Oh, mate, you're asleep, aren't you?
03:48Good night.
03:50Eddie.
03:52I f***ed with her.
03:54What did you do?
03:56I really liked it.
03:57I just...
03:58I knew that f***ing it with her.
04:00She's one and done.
04:01No chances, nothing.
04:02That's that.
04:03She wouldn't say that unless you had a chance.
04:06Primarily, I'm here for work.
04:08And it's complicated enough
04:10and it comes with enough strife.
04:11Love triangles are a terrible idea
04:13and I'm going to just try
04:15and stay well away from it.
04:17Good talk.
04:22Oh, thanks.
04:23Welcome.
04:24Where did you find that?
04:25In the pantry.
04:26That's delicious.
04:27I'm in caramel chocolate.
04:29So, where is...
04:30So?
04:31Ben.
04:32Yes?
04:32I did want to ask you something
04:34because you are a manager of teams
04:36and you're also his friends.
04:38There's one thing he does.
04:40He never addresses me by my name.
04:42Sweetie, darling, love, dear, baby.
04:45I'm not your schmookie, pookie, honey, bunny.
04:48All of this all day long.
04:50I f***ing hate it.
04:52But this is such a good conversation
04:53about cultural difference.
04:55Well, that's the thing.
04:56You know what I mean?
04:56He calls me love.
04:57Hello, love.
04:58Okay, boo-boo.
04:59How are you doing, Sweetify?
05:00What's up, gorgeous?
05:02Babe, I'm ready now.
05:03You don't work for him?
05:04No, no.
05:05And he does not call you love
05:06for 18 hours a day?
05:07I absolutely understand.
05:08Of all the quirks he's got,
05:11this is the one that's going to, like,
05:13set me off.
05:14Having a boss call me all these pet names,
05:17not only is it unprofessional,
05:18you're diminishing me
05:20into this small, non-serious entity.
05:23Like, it's affecting me on a personal level.
05:26I mean, my family's gone through a war.
05:28I've been bombed as an 8-year-old child.
05:32You know, I spent my early childhood
05:33having to sell fruits and vegetables
05:35in the market with my mother
05:37so she could buy me milk.
05:39I've overcome so much in my life
05:41to become a strong, independent person.
05:44I want to be shown respect.
05:46I want to be treated as such.
05:47That matters to me.
05:48Tell him directly you don't like it.
05:51Appreciate you.
05:52Of course.
06:08Morning, Captain.
06:09Hi.
06:09I must apologise, Cap, for the helmet.
06:12It won't happen again,
06:13but I hope to never have it again.
06:14I would like that.
06:16Getting the disco ball helmet
06:18was a real pain point for me.
06:20I've already cried a couple of times.
06:22I've already gone to Captain's
06:23that I want to quit.
06:24To be given a second chance,
06:27it, like, for me,
06:28it means the stakes are really f***ing high.
06:30I could be gone instantly.
06:32One time pony.
06:34This is going to turn it on.
06:36There we go.
06:36Do you know where the instant coffee is, please?
06:39I've never touched the instant coffee.
06:40F***, man.
06:44I can't wash the dishes.
06:46Like, they're still good, I think.
06:49I need to wake the f*** up
06:50and go for a swim, quickly.
06:52Oh.
06:53I want to wake up.
06:54It's going to be good for us.
06:55We're just going to jump in the water.
06:56That's it.
06:57Okay.
06:59Are you f***ing kidding me right now?
07:02I'm doing my best,
07:03but he's really pushing it.
07:06F***ing right.
07:07That f***ing space.
07:10I need to speak to Ben about this s***.
07:13He was like,
07:14okay, if you do this extra work,
07:16then you can start later
07:17and I'll start earlier.
07:19So, like, to make it okay.
07:21Babes, please clean this.
07:22Please, please, babes.
07:23I'll give you a light day tomorrow.
07:27All right, baby, thank you.
07:29But then, like, I go to work
07:30and he's not even there.
07:31You know, like, you're taking the piss.
07:35You're completely valid in what you're saying
07:37and it's not fair that it's coming down anew.
07:40Ellie has come in as a hard worker
07:42and I really think Ben needs to address this problem
07:45to start, you know, managing Ellie more
07:47and less time in a guest bathrobe.
07:50No, I've got your back on that.
07:52I completely agree with you.
07:54100%.
07:58Engineers, we have the new oven arriving.
08:01Turn it around for a second.
08:06Holy s***.
08:07Have you seen the oven?
08:09Yeah.
08:09I was here.
08:11We should put a little bow on it.
08:12Yeah, that's a good idea.
08:14I'll go get a bow.
08:19So, darlings.
08:21Have a look.
08:23Wow, look at that.
08:24Ta-da!
08:26It's massive.
08:28Look at this.
08:30Wow.
08:32Gorgeous.
08:34Unadulterated potential in a box.
08:37I'll take that out for you in a sec.
08:39Thank you, I appreciate that.
08:41It's all good.
08:42You want another bag of bagels
08:44and let me just keep it separate?
08:46Is that smashed glass in it?
08:47Yeah.
08:49There you go.
08:51Eddie and I are still colleagues.
08:53We need to be professional.
08:56Definitely am being a big boy now
08:57and in the process of learning my lesson.
09:00I just get to play and be myself still
09:02and I think she'll come around.
09:03I'm not that woman.
09:08Daisy, Ben and Joelle,
09:10can we meet in the crew mess
09:11for a preference sheet meeting immediately?
09:14Copy for Daisy.
09:16On my way.
09:16A few bottles of K2R for this.
09:20Hi, guys.
09:21Here we go.
09:22Charter number four.
09:24Four for four.
09:25Four-day charter.
09:26No.
09:27Yes.
09:28No.
09:28Oh, come on, man.
09:29Is that legal?
09:32Okay, Clay and his husband, Mark,
09:34after not having an official wedding party,
09:36their main goal is to have
09:37a once-in-a-lifetime memorable celebration
09:40of their love and years together
09:41with their group of best friends.
09:45I got the ball.
09:46I got the ball.
09:47Ariel, come here.
09:48Dad's got it.
09:50Get it.
09:50Get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it.
09:52I was actually looking for some new clothes.
09:56I did not have the, I guess, fashion style.
10:00And Mark was the associate that came up and said,
10:04would you like for me to help you out?
10:07So he did.
10:09And the rest is history.
10:10I thought he was handsome, kind and genuine.
10:14So we exchanged numbers.
10:16Next thing I know, I'm on a yacht
10:18sipping espresso martini and a mimosa.
10:21You mean the world to me, honey.
10:25We've been married for a few years now.
10:27We didn't have a big shindig, if you will.
10:30This is kind of our big event to celebrate our wedding.
10:34Clay and Mark are joined by friends,
10:36Michelle, Alex, Christina, Shay, Amira,
10:39and Mark's sister, Safiya.
10:41Clay and Mark would like the yacht crew
10:43to set up the VAR renewal on the sundeck.
10:45And they would love Captain Jason to officiate.
10:49The pressure is real.
10:50Like, this is supposed to be the most important day
10:53of their lives.
10:54And that's coming down on me and my team.
10:57This is going to be a lot.
10:58Look, it's four days.
10:59It's going to be busy.
11:00You've got to come out of this actually empty in the tank.
11:03Righto, guys.
11:04Cool.
11:14Go back.
11:15Hey, sweetie.
11:16How you doing?
11:16All right?
11:18This is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my life.
11:21So, let's see how far we can get this morning.
11:23But, too.
11:24Do you want to clean the jacuzzi?
11:26Copy that.
11:27Yeah, what's up?
11:28Sometimes I see Ellie in there and you're not,
11:31and I worry she's going to get burnt out.
11:35What are you talking about?
11:36Well, like, I saw her working late the other day,
11:38and I don't know, you clocked off.
11:40I don't know if, like, that's the way you'd scheduled it.
11:43No, it's not that.
11:44I have to do menu planning.
11:46I have to make sure all the provisionings are right.
11:48I have to keep, you know, scrutinizing over the preference sheets.
11:51I would just communicate that with her.
11:54Look, I tremendously value Ellie.
11:57And also, if two in a row exclaim that Ben is potentially
12:01the worst boss in the world, where does that leave me?
12:06I mean, I might be the worst boss in the world at that point.
12:09It's just the nature of the beast.
12:11It's not designed for the faint of heart,
12:13and I'm lucky to have her because she is a trooper.
12:15Okay.
12:16I'm looking for the bedspread.
12:18I just let you know it's 9.45.
12:21Everything's in that absolute state,
12:22and we're going to have guests on in, like, two hours.
12:25Hun, I wanted to have a quick chat quickly.
12:27I spoke to Daisy.
12:28She brought it to my attention that quite often she sees you
12:31doing dishes and stuff, and I'm, like,
12:33sitting down or whatever, right?
12:34Yeah.
12:35The biggest issue for me was, like,
12:37I felt it was really insensitive on your part to just, like,
12:39up and leave and just leave me on my own to clean.
12:43I really didn't like that.
12:45Yeah.
12:45Like, that actually upset me.
12:48We are one team.
12:49It just felt like a piss stick, Ben, honestly.
12:51You know, it would be like,
12:52oh, I just don't have the mental capacity.
12:54I'm like, what about me?
12:55You know, it's insensitive.
13:08The biggest issue for me was, like, the end of Charter,
13:11and I felt it was really insensitive on your part
13:13to just, like, up and leave
13:15and just leave me in there for hours on my own to clean.
13:18Um, I'm sorry that I did that.
13:21It was very insensitive.
13:22And just communicate with me.
13:24If you think that I'm missing something,
13:26like, be nice about it,
13:27but just give me a jab, you know?
13:29That would be cool.
13:30Okay, thank you.
13:30I appreciate you seeing that.
13:31Yeah, no, no, I don't want that.
13:33Ben is showing some awareness
13:35that his actions have not been the best,
13:37which is great.
13:38But I also know who I'm talking to,
13:40so I cannot pile on too many issues
13:43because he's going to feel attacked
13:45and it's going to backfire.
13:46So I'm putting this Beth's name issue
13:49on the back burner for now.
13:51I'm sorry that that happened.
13:53Well, thank you.
13:54Thanks a lot.
13:55Well done, well done.
13:56Appreciate it.
13:57Meow, meow, meow.
14:00Don't worry about laundry.
14:01Just get the boat turned around.
14:02All you got to do is make beds.
14:05Okay.
14:05You don't have to worry about anything else.
14:07Perfect, thank you.
14:08I look like Indiana Jones with this hat.
14:10Indiana Jones?
14:11Mm-hmm.
14:12What's going on?
14:13I'm finding weird s*** everywhere.
14:15All right, I'm going to take everything
14:17that's not folded needs to come out and folded
14:20because this chart is going to get hectic.
14:22Hello.
14:22Hi.
14:23How are you doing on deck?
14:25Want to come watch some windows?
14:26No.
14:26No.
14:27What are you doing after the season?
14:28Are you going back to work?
14:29I might just go back home, to be honest.
14:31I've split my time between Mallorca and South Africa.
14:35So Mallorca, like, is your home?
14:37As well was my ass with my ex.
14:40Oh, okay.
14:42When did you break off?
14:44November last year.
14:46Is she Spanish?
14:47She's German.
14:48Okay.
14:49You love a foreign girl.
14:52So what the f*** is that supposed to be?
14:54I feel like a German.
14:56It's like going around the world.
14:58Irish.
14:59Irish.
15:03Have you dated an Irish girl?
15:05No, actually I haven't.
15:07What about you?
15:08I just don't have a very successful relationship.
15:11Why?
15:12Probably the kind of person I'm attracted to.
15:14Absolute dickhead.
15:16Yeah, I like a dickhead.
15:17What are the qualities you look for?
15:19Like secure people.
15:20Somebody doesn't put me down.
15:23Men find me difficult.
15:25Intimidating.
15:26Maybe intimidating.
15:28Maybe that's the word.
15:29Because it takes so long to break, like, down my walls or, like, whatever the f*** is going on inside
15:35of me.
15:35Yeah, it kind of sucks when it ends, but it is what it is.
15:38What do you think you're looking for, genuinely?
15:41Yeah, I'd love to meet someone.
15:42I'd love to have a family.
15:43Yeah.
15:43But we'll see.
15:45So much is going on.
15:49I'm going to pop this into the oven.
15:50I'd love you to check on it.
15:52You know about cakes, right?
15:53Do you want me to stick a toothpick in there?
15:54Yeah, you can do that.
15:56Okay.
15:57Back in the day, I used to get f***ing punched and kicked and frying pans thrown at my head.
16:02And I was like, yeah, cheers, mate.
16:03I learned a lot from that.
16:05That was great.
16:06But this day and age, you can't really do that.
16:09So, I'm trying to instill positivity.
16:12You got it.
16:13Thank you, sweetie.
16:19It is so hot.
16:20Yes, it is.
16:21Are you ready for the charter?
16:23Yeah, I'm literally kind of worse.
16:25Really?
16:25No, I'm being serious.
16:26I feel like with this charter, I'm going to come in with a positive mindset.
16:29I just want to keep learning and improving.
16:31I think that's so great.
16:32Not a lot of people can self-reflect.
16:34I just want to let you know that I've got your back.
16:36Thanks.
16:36I love that.
16:38I know, and I can feel it.
16:39It's so lovely as well, by the way.
16:41I'm about to have a mental breakdown.
16:43Can we start getting in here vacuumed?
16:46Yeah.
16:47I'm getting really conscious of time.
16:49Jenna?
16:49Well, this cabin's pretty good.
16:51Yeah, well.
16:52Yeah.
16:52Stay this deal.
16:54Oh, for f**k's sake.
16:56Why did she do that?
16:5840 minutes until we need to be ready.
17:00I'm just going to fold it and put it all in.
17:02I'll put it.
17:03Hey, there's a load of stuff in that gas corridor.
17:06Just be wary of the jobs he starts.
17:09Thanks.
17:10Very good.
17:11Very, very, very good.
17:12Nice and clean.
17:14Looking good up here.
17:15It's not bad at all.
17:16All crew, all crew, please make your way to the main salon now for guest arrival.
17:22Just try and get changed now, hon.
17:24Okay.
17:25Oh, my eyes are pretty much on the eye.
17:28Let's go.
17:33Let's get into it, guys.
17:35Oh, here they come.
17:41Yay!
17:43Colby, Colby, that is a bougie-ass white dress.
17:46Pleased to meet you, Clay.
17:47You too.
17:47Hi, I'm Ellie.
17:48Nice to meet you.
17:49You look beautiful.
17:51I love your outfit.
17:52You're so glamorous.
17:54Nice to meet you.
17:55Hello, everyone.
17:56Welcome to Katina.
17:57We'll get the laggy jump.
17:57We'll get out there and get in the water.
17:59Yes.
18:00We're looking forward to it.
18:03Some champagne?
18:04Yes, thank you.
18:05Come on, family.
18:05Cheers.
18:09Okay, do you want to follow me?
18:10All righty.
18:11Here we have two primary sweets, which are also the exact same.
18:14Oh, my goodness.
18:16Honey, this is perfect height.
18:18Yeah.
18:19Ooh.
18:21The guests look amazing.
18:23Mark and Clay look super cute.
18:25I am so excited for this charter.
18:27It's going to be flamboyant and fantastic, and I'm going to make all of their dreams come true.
18:32Oh, looking like a fish flag.
18:35I put the fish in the fridge.
18:37Thank you, sweetie.
18:38That's great.
18:39It's a good start.
18:40Thanks, darling.
18:41No problem.
18:43Captain, ready to go.
18:45Yeah, Patool, you can start getting that fair one ready.
18:48Working, mamas.
18:49Uh-oh.
18:49Tea.
18:50Hey.
18:50Boom.
18:51Boom.
18:51Boom.
18:51Wow.
18:52Hey.
18:53Sha, all lines are off.
18:54We're bringing in our forward leading spring now.
18:56We are clear.
18:58We are sailing away, mamas.
19:00I kind of want to unpack my shit.
19:01Don't you?
19:02That's what we want to go do.
19:02Let's go do it.
19:03Let's go do it, you guys.
19:03We are all clear to swing on the port side.
19:07All clear to swing.
19:08Well done.
19:09Good work, team.
19:11Daisy.
19:12Where is Daisy?
19:13Why is that there?
19:15That panty liner.
19:16This is the most.
19:17Wait a minute.
19:18Hold on.
19:19Because I ain't never seen nothing like this in my life.
19:22That is crazy.
19:23Oh, I need some Daisy right now.
19:26What happened?
19:26Daisy.
19:27Yes.
19:27So I put on my clothes, and there's a pussy liner stuck to the wall.
19:33Are you for real?
19:34Stuck to my wall.
19:35Oh.
19:36I am not making this shit up.
19:37You have to come watch it.
19:38I'm not even joking.
19:39That is nasty, actually.
19:41I'm not going to touch it, either.
19:43Who does that?
19:44It's right there.
19:45Your left door.
19:47Oh, my God.
19:50Ew, gross.
19:52Why is that there?
19:55Oh, my God.
20:02Why is that there?
20:03Right there, you see it?
20:04Oh, my God.
20:05Okay, I am so sorry.
20:07I will get this clean for you.
20:11Whose pants has that been down is my question.
20:15You go suck your hands in some bleach, because you know where she's been.
20:17Clearly, she's been around.
20:18I am so sorry about that.
20:22I am so sorry about that.
20:23The guest came down and says, there's a punty liner stuck in the cupboard.
20:27They've stuck it to the wall.
20:30So glad I wasn't on Cummins.
20:32Jenna, Daisy, can you come down to the crew, Matt, please?
20:35Copy.
20:36Would anyone like a drink?
20:37Do you know how to make a paper airplane?
20:39Oh, yes, I do.
20:40The drink?
20:40You do?
20:40Oh, I thought you actually meant an actual physical.
20:43I will learn.
20:45It's called paper plane.
20:46Jenna, who done covens?
20:47Why?
20:48There was a punty liner stuck to the cupboard.
20:51No, you're lying.
20:52I swear.
20:53Oh, my.
20:57I am traumatized even thinking about it.
21:00Imagine it was used.
21:02I'm like, how do we not see this?
21:04OK, guys, those cupboards are not being cleaned out properly.
21:08Oh, they're all nasty.
21:10So embarrassing.
21:11Like, that's the worst thing that could possibly be in your cupboard.
21:15When was the last time you checked that cupboard?
21:16That wouldn't happen again.
21:18100%.
21:18I don't want that.
21:19It's simple things to go setting it.
21:21How do you miss a punty liner?
21:25I know I f***ed up.
21:26All this Eddie and Alicia bulls***t has really been consuming my mind.
21:31And I'm f***ing up with my job.
21:34It had to be the one cupboard that, like, probably never opened.
21:37Oh, f***.
21:38I need to get washed my hands.
21:39Oh, thank you so much.
21:40You know how that is to your tasting.
21:42OK.
21:42Get ready on the foredeck.
21:44For cold anchor.
21:45Copy.
21:45Yeah, you can start lowering that anchor.
21:47Copy.
21:52Mike, this is my dream.
21:55This is, like, how I get turned off.
21:57Really?
21:57Yeah.
21:58I might just take you back after a night.
21:59I would just clean the crew mess for you.
22:01Come on, let's get this in.
22:04Honey, you want to go out?
22:06Yeah.
22:07I gotta pee so bad.
22:08Can you run up and get another bottle of white wine, please?
22:11Thanks, boo-boo.
22:14I f***ed, please.
22:17Yeah, you can lock that off there for now.
22:19Copy, locking off now.
22:21Daisy, Daisy, could we please have my clear passport?
22:23Copy.
22:24Take him.
22:25Copy that.
22:26Eddie, Eddie, you're and me, can you go ahead and slide?
22:28So how do you all know each other?
22:30So my mom and Christina, they've known each other since I was, like, what, four?
22:34Oh, my God.
22:36You got this, Eddie.
22:37Here, I think.
22:38You'll find out, why aren't you, when you're crushed by it?
22:41Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
22:43Just so you know, if I find a pantyhiner stuck in the wardrobe, which is our vault,
22:49because we didn't find it, I've spoken to them, and I think they've learned their lesson to check.
22:54I need you guys to step up.
22:56Yeah.
22:57In case they bring it up, I wanted you to know.
22:59Okay.
23:00Do we have a red onion, sweetie pie?
23:02Mm, no.
23:07Come on, ladies.
23:08Let's get on the slide.
23:09Be careful, mama.
23:11Yeah.
23:13Oh, hell no, I ain't doing that.
23:16No, no, no, no.
23:18Okay, Chardonnay.
23:19Thank you, sweetie.
23:21All right, Jason.
23:22Give them a big splash, mama.
23:27Oh, my God.
23:29I sprint the wrong way.
23:30Let's go.
23:31Oh.
23:44I feel like it's such a s*** star.
23:47Just simple things, like, that could have been avoided if I just opened up a cupboard.
23:53I know there's three of us when I take the blame.
23:56I mean, like, it's not ideal, and I am annoyed, because I have set.
23:59I did say to clean inside.
24:01Detailing means doing inside the cupboards.
24:04There has to be my luck.
24:05I mean, at least they are really nice.
24:08Hey, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow.
24:11But now you're all learn and remember to check in the cupboards.
24:15Oh, 100%.
24:15100%, yeah, I have to have that, because now it's stuck in my head.
24:18Look at her!
24:19You're about to twerk it!
24:20Do it!
24:21Hey!
24:23Wally, wally, wally, wally, wally, wally, wally, wally, wally, wally, wally, wally, wally, wally, wally, wally, wally, wally, wally, wally,
24:27wally, wally, wally, wally.
24:27Okay, I'm here with you.
24:29Yes, yes, girl.
24:30Get it, girl.
24:30That was great.
24:31That was great.
24:32I got some grass.
24:33Want some help?
24:34No.
24:36Oh!
24:36Are you okay?
24:37No!
24:39Are you okay?
24:40No!
24:41Captain, can you come to the aft, please?
24:42We've got a medical.
24:45Jason's on his way.
24:46You okay?
24:46Oh, she's not good.
25:00We'll come up and around this way.
25:04I'm okay.
25:04Are you okay?
25:05I am okay.
25:06I hit, like, right here.
25:07Oh, really?
25:08Do you want anything?
25:08I probably need an ice.
25:10Righto.
25:10Can you get a bit nauseous or anything?
25:12I'll let you know.
25:13I can get a medic any time.
25:14I'm okay.
25:15Okay.
25:16Do you know when she falls?
25:17When she's drunk.
25:19I wish I had a drunk.
25:21No, that's okay.
25:22I'm really happy that you're okay, Christina.
25:24No worries.
25:25She's in the starboard forward.
25:27Starboard forward.
25:28Well done.
25:29Is she okay?
25:30Yeah, she says she falls around.
25:32She's dead.
25:33Christina?
25:34Yeah?
25:34You okay?
25:35If you feel tired, you need to tell me, yeah?
25:38I know I'm okay.
25:40Yeah, okay.
25:42Captain's going to give her the magic touch, and she'll be right as rain for dinner.
25:45Want a good change?
25:46I'm not going to waste time over that one.
25:49I am setting up for dinner now.
25:51Yeah, perfect.
25:52So just so you know I'm going to be down and up.
25:54Yeah, that's right.
25:55I think you're doing a really good job.
25:58You're doing a great job.
25:59Alicia, Alicia, Davey.
26:01Eight o'clock dinner in the sand deck.
26:03Copy.
26:04Oh!
26:08You ready?
26:10Where did you come home?
26:11Friday night.
26:12Hi, mate.
26:12You going in there?
26:13Yeah.
26:14Yeah.
26:15Christina?
26:16How are you?
26:17You feeling all right?
26:18She's good.
26:19I'm not getting stressed because it's literally just decorations.
26:22Yes.
26:22But more is more is more is more.
26:24I want the soul to sparkle.
26:26You're a bigger tip, baby.
26:27Bigger?
26:28Yeah, tip.
26:29Bigger.
26:30Beautiful.
26:30You're fantastic.
26:32Yeah!
26:33I love pride.
26:34I love everything about it.
26:36I pride all the time.
26:37I can add my own spin on it and look crazy and fun and beautiful.
26:41I mean, my element.
26:42Yeah, put this here and the other one, the other edge.
26:45Fabulous, fabulous, fabulous.
26:46Pretty.
26:48I love the tower.
26:49Oh, it looks amazing.
26:53You look like a stewardess.
26:55That's my dream job.
26:56You didn't get me a bowler.
26:57Hell no.
27:01Oh, look at this.
27:02This is beautiful.
27:03I don't know how y'all do it.
27:05Beautiful.
27:06You look pretty.
27:07Very nice, my man.
27:08Isn't it beautiful?
27:09The queen has arrived.
27:13Now welcoming the number one model on the Katina, featuring flamboyancy and trade-on
27:20f***iness.
27:21Ladies and gentlemen, we give you Mark.
27:28What happens now is you're going to basically, they're all going to fall out of their shell.
27:32Oh.
27:32You just want to do as little as possible right now.
27:34We got this.
27:36MVP, baby.
27:39Here we go.
27:40Happy Pride Night, everybody.
27:43Daisy, Daisy, Ellie.
27:44Should we play the first course?
27:46Yes, you can play.
27:48Look, butterflies and rainbows, honey.
27:50Decorations are very nice.
27:52Uh-uh.
27:53The top of the head got eyes on it.
27:56Like, hey, baby.
27:58Love it.
27:59The thing about that, it just gets cold really quickly.
28:02Uh-huh.
28:02Okay.
28:02All right, we're good then.
28:03We're here to come.
28:04All right, thanks.
28:05I can't seriously think about dating unless I'm financially stable.
28:10Because if I want to date, I want to do fun things, and I'm not a homebody.
28:13Yeah.
28:14Because what are you, like, 23?
28:1624.
28:1724.
28:1824.
28:19Everyone's here now.
28:21Okay.
28:22Why do I have to be here?
28:24Why do I have to be here?
28:24Why do I have to be here?
28:25Why do I have to be here?
28:26Why do I have to be here?
28:27Why do I have to be here?
28:27Why do I have to be here?
28:28There wasn't sure, but there's nothing coming.
28:30So annoying.
28:32Okay, ready for service, please.
28:34We're here.
28:35We're here.
28:35Are you sure, Daze?
28:37F***ing say.
28:38It's mussels and clams.
28:40Mon-yay.
28:41Okay.
28:41And they get cold super fast.
28:44Okay, we've been here.
28:46F***ing.
28:46F***ing.
28:48F***ing.
28:48What?
28:49They get cold super fast.
28:51Yeah, okay, well then hurry the f*** up.
28:52Oh, this looks wonderful.
28:54It looks wonderful.
28:55Mussels and clams.
28:56It looks really good.
28:58I don't have a problem with that.
28:59Should I serve some plain rice as well, if they want with the fish?
29:02For who, hun?
29:03For crew, for crew.
29:04What's that, hun?
29:05What's that?
29:09Sorry, hun.
29:10I can't hear you.
29:11I'm sorry.
29:12I just can't hear you right now.
29:13No worries.
29:14All these pet names.
29:15It needs to stop.
29:16I can't f***ing take it.
29:18It's really noisy by this fan.
29:20Okay.
29:21Thanks, boo-boo.
29:23Mm-hmm.
29:24Housekeeping.
29:25Ellie?
29:26Yes?
29:26May you please get a little bowl.
29:28I'm gonna put this salsa in.
29:29Yes.
29:31I'm got your right to clear.
29:34Thank you very much.
29:35You're very welcome.
29:35The sauce was absolutely stunning.
29:39That was amazing.
29:40Whatever that is.
29:41I reckon that's something like whale's burn or something.
29:44Daisy, we're ready, please.
29:46Okay, what is this?
29:47It's mahi-mahi tropical pineapple salsa.
29:50Have you got some grilled mahi-mahi?
29:52Oh, yes, please.
29:52Can I just have one mahi?
29:55One mahi?
29:56She's being funny.
29:57Get it?
29:58Mahi-mahi.
29:58I just want one mahi.
30:00I see what it is.
30:01Good.
30:01It's a nice spice.
30:02Jenna, do you want the plush toy?
30:04Yeah.
30:04You can keep it.
30:05You can keep it.
30:06Yes.
30:07You're welcome.
30:08Baby's first penis.
30:10Yes.
30:11Same penis forever.
30:12Same penis forever.
30:17Good night, everyone.
30:18Cheers.
30:19You have a nice night.
30:20You have a nice.
30:22Good night, son.
30:22You're all right.
30:23Love you.
30:24How are you doing?
30:26Okay.
30:27So much stuff on the floor.
30:29I get to while to do that.
30:31Where is he?
30:32He's probably eating ice cream.
30:34Oh, that's so good.
30:35So good.
30:35Thanks.
30:36What's your favorite dessert?
30:37Cheesecake.
30:38What kind of cheesecake?
30:39Lemon meringue.
30:41Mmm.
30:42That's a big fluffy one.
30:43Lemon meringue.
30:44We'll remember that.
30:46We'll make sure we make some for you.
30:47Thanks.
30:48See you in the morning?
30:49Yes.
30:50Have a good night.
30:51You too.
30:51Good morning, Padul.
31:06Morning, morning.
31:09I will wash.
31:11Very kind of you.
31:14Morning.
31:14Buena diaz.
31:15You got anything for us?
31:16What, like, you're a hungry bastard, are you?
31:18I'm starving.
31:20Erm, maybe like a little omelette?
31:22An omelette?
31:23I'ma let you f*** off.
31:24I don't even do omelettes for the guests, mate.
31:27Avocado.
31:28Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
31:31What is that?
31:31What?
31:33That's a word of advice.
31:35Don't ever do that again.
31:36Do what?
31:36Do that.
31:37Do what?
31:37Ask for food in the morning.
31:39Four day charter.
31:40He's been an absolute f***.
31:41Which is not a good idea.
31:43I'm just saying.
31:44Ben.
31:45Yo.
31:46Alicia's had a little chat with us and said,
31:48don't ever do that again.
31:49I said, don't do what again?
31:51Should I ever ask Ben for breakfast?
31:52Sorry, I wasn't trying to be rude.
31:54I'm just saying.
31:54No, it's all right.
31:55It's just listening.
31:55Alicia, Alicia, Alicia.
31:56Please don't ever drag us in the car and say,
31:58don't ever do that again.
31:59Like, don't tell us what to do.
32:01Please.
32:01It's disrespectful.
32:03If you want to be in the galley, go.
32:04Wait, what happened?
32:05Did you just scare her off?
32:07She was helping.
32:08If I shouldn't have asked, I shouldn't have asked.
32:10Yeah, that's correct.
32:12Two stews in the f***ing alley.
32:14I'm glad you guys had that out,
32:15but I also appreciate Alicia looking out.
32:18Don't wind me up, Mikey.
32:19F***, man.
32:32Can you tell me if I'm in the wrong?
32:33Oh, God, yeah, go on.
32:35Mike comes up and says,
32:36Oh, Ben, do you mind making me an omelette?
32:38What?
32:40A normal f***ing human response.
32:42What?
32:42And I pulled him aside and said,
32:44don't ever ask that again.
32:46And he goes, don't ever come up to me and say,
32:48I can't ask him or something.
32:50No, it's crazy.
32:51Next time, just come to me and tell me.
32:54People never take that s*** well from their peer.
32:56In my role, I feel like I'm everyone's mom,
32:58but with Alicia and Mike,
33:00it feels particularly taxing.
33:02So annoying.
33:03I shouldn't have to be dealing with this,
33:04like, tit for tat, like, child's play.
33:07Like, no, it's my time.
33:08No, it's my time.
33:10I'm like, I don't give a f***.
33:11Just clean the boat.
33:12All you have to do is just clean the boat.
33:15Good morning.
33:16What's going on in here?
33:18Honestly, it was kind of ridiculous.
33:20Okay.
33:20I came in to someone having a bit of an hour event.
33:22Oh, Ben, you know, fancy whipping us up some breakfast,
33:24what we're thinking, some omelettes, some like this.
33:26But then Alicia pulls us and goes,
33:27don't ever ask him to do that again.
33:29In that tone.
33:30Not the words, the tone.
33:32The exact tone.
33:33The exact tone.
33:33Alicia shouldn't have said that to you directly in that tone.
33:36Yeah, yeah, yeah.
33:36I didn't think it was a big deal.
33:37Okay.
33:37Well, I'm telling you now, do not ask the chef for anything.
33:41Just wait a minute.
33:42I apologize.
33:44Ooh, the weather is beautiful.
33:47Guys, can you keep it now, please?
33:49No.
33:51Do what I want?
33:55Got it.
33:56Consent breakfast.
33:57All right, sweetie pie.
33:58They're ready to go.
34:00I see the light at the end of the tunnel, mate.
34:02I smell bacon.
34:04Let's get this out of here, baby.
34:06I'm here.
34:06I'm here.
34:07Let's do this.
34:07As far as you would stay out the, um.
34:09Yeah, I would stay out of here as well.
34:12Jenna, have you been banned from the galley?
34:14That's unacceptable.
34:15You're allowed in here anytime you want.
34:17As for you, you're only allowed here up five minutes before mealtime.
34:22Oh, really?
34:23You'd have me f***ing comp in here if you could.
34:25Daisy, service.
34:26I'm here for f***ing 30 minutes.
34:28I like winding her up.
34:30I love it.
34:31I approach her like a hollandaise sauce.
34:33I just wind it up, baby.
34:35I just wind it up.
34:36Oh, I can wind you up.
34:38Don't you worry.
34:39We gonna fight?
34:40I can't hear you.
34:41I can't hear you.
34:42Will you say something?
34:44Can we go, please?
34:45Yeah.
34:46Okay.
34:46Ready to roll.
34:47Sorry, Jennings.
34:48What's that?
34:48Would you like a croissant?
34:50Yes.
34:50Jenna, can you have some, please?
34:52Maybe that's fair.
34:54Okay.
34:55Alicia.
34:56Will you go in quickly?
34:57Check the calvin.
34:58That's fresh in the bowl.
34:59They're the crispiest potatoes.
35:01Yes, daddy.
35:02What's going on, my little trooper?
35:03Are you all right?
35:05Yep, I'm good.
35:06You're good, baby.
35:07Okay, dishes are done.
35:10All right, baby.
35:11My little darling.
35:17Thank you for taking me here.
35:18I would have never thought I'm gonna be here.
35:21All this f***ing hard life.
35:23Yeah.
35:24Look at us now.
35:26And I'm really thankful to you and Clay.
35:29That's why you always be nice to Clay.
35:32Take care of him.
35:35Just having a moment.
35:37Okay, I hope you're having fun.
35:40My sister didn't know I was gay.
35:43Oh, really?
35:44Oh, my God.
35:45It's just touching my heart.
35:47I love that.
35:47I've been hiding this from her for 16 years.
35:50Oh, my God.
35:51That makes me cry also.
35:51She was like, I already knew you.
35:53You want a little brother.
35:54I love you no matter what.
35:55She's the bigger one?
35:56Yes.
35:57Okay.
35:57Yeah, she's the oldest.
35:58I was born in Istanbul in my country.
36:01Gay marriage.
36:03Like, it's not legal.
36:04It's a big sin.
36:06Thankfully, Yarding helped me a lot to get away from that culture.
36:10I started to work in Europe.
36:12I travel.
36:13I saw how the people, they are living happily without, like, strict rules.
36:20Do your thing.
36:21Be yourself.
36:22I do feel happy to be educated.
36:27Nice to meet you, Mamas.
36:30Nice to meet you too.
36:30It's going to be a fun charter.
36:32We don't have toilet paper in our room.
36:33Oh, really?
36:34I'll have a look.
36:35Thank you so much.
36:38Eh?
36:39Alicia, like, why are you giving me orders?
36:42Instead of focusing on just what you've got to do, you're not my boss.
36:45If you do what you need to do instead, things will probably be sound.
36:52So, they said they didn't have toilet paper in your room.
36:54No, it was, like, really low and I just used the bathroom and it's gone now.
36:57I don't think they restocked it.
36:58They're giving us panty liners and no toilet paper.
37:01I'm actually going to send Mike on his break.
37:04Oh, really?
37:05Sorry.
37:06So, she and Alex's room.
37:07Yeah.
37:08She was like, there's no toilet paper in the room.
37:11Guys, who did the cabins?
37:13Did we get to the cabins?
37:14Yeah, yeah.
37:14From now on, when we're turning those cabins around, can we please put a full roll on those
37:19cabins and I want those under the sinks, packed with toilet paper as well.
37:23Oh, for sake.
37:27There is one person who doesn't eat steak.
37:29I know, they've got fish, they've got loads of stuff.
37:32Okay.
37:33If you could help with, like, nice cheese board, I would do the foie gras as well.
37:38Should we sharpen this cheese knife at all?
37:40Do you want me to?
37:42Maybe.
37:42Yeah, okay.
37:43I will.
37:44Do you want to choose a board to do the charcuterie on?
37:47We'll see, okay?
37:48We'll see.
37:48We'll figure it out.
37:49Or that long black one would help a lot.
37:52I'm going to run through chains.
37:54You're changing through blacks, right?
37:55Yeah, whatever you want.
37:57Let's do that.
37:58We've done everything properly.
37:59I'm capable.
38:00Let's keep the momentum going.
38:02I'll be right back.
38:05It reminds me of California.
38:07We don't, we don't have sunset in Florida.
38:10That is unbelievable.
38:12I'm going to go take a shower.
38:15Wanna go change?
38:16Hey, look at that.
38:17Yeah, yeah, yeah.
38:19Okay.
38:19Because I want this looking cohesive.
38:22All right, baby.
38:22I got you, honey.
38:24I just need to get this shit done.
38:28All right, I'll see you in five.
38:30I'm trying to choose my battles wisely,
38:31but she just has this sort of bravado about her.
38:35Like, she's my boss and stuff.
38:37I want her to just chill, you know?
38:40Just a really weird, like, resonance in the kitchen, you know?
38:43Really?
38:43It's just weird.
38:45It makes me love it.
38:55Alicia, Alicia, Daisy, you can get into your blocks, please.
38:59Copy, thank you.
39:01Happy to use this one for our charcuterie?
39:04It's beautiful.
39:05Thank you, sweetie.
39:06What do you think are these?
39:07Wait, I like them the way that you've done them.
39:10Right.
39:17Okay, let's speed that up, please, love, if we can.
39:21Yep.
39:21You're in your Gucci bag?
39:23Yeah.
39:24My earrings are fine.
39:25Necklace is cool.
39:29Daisy, Ellie, five minutes in the charcuterie.
39:32Copy, we have no gas up, but I'll let you know when they appear.
39:36Copy, thank you.
39:37No gas.
39:38All right, wrap it and put it in the fridge, darling.
39:41Yeah, I will.
39:42Please.
39:42Yes, I will, I will.
39:43All right, okay, okay, good.
39:45Okay, we've got to take a breath.
39:46We've got to sleep.
39:46It's getting a little too intense in here.
39:49We're going to take a little breather.
39:50I know, but dinner's in half an hour, honey, and we've got a ton to do, all right?
39:54I could have prioritized it differently if I had known.
39:58What, like, moved quicker, or how do you mean?
40:03Sorry, babe, I've been...
40:05Ben, the way you spoke to me, I can't handle that.
40:07I spoke to you by doing what?
40:08The way you spoke to me right now, I'm not going to have that ever again.
40:11How did I speak to you?
40:11I'm never going to have that again, Ben.
40:13Never, ever, ever, ever, ever again.
40:15How did I speak to you, honey?
40:16Don't call me honey.
40:17Don't ever call me honey.
40:18My name is Elena.
40:19Okay, Elena.
40:19My name is Elena or Ellie.
40:21Okay, Ellie.
40:21I'm not honey, I'm not bunny, I'm not anything.
40:23Okay.
40:24Okay, thank you.
40:25Sounds good.
40:25All right, perfect.
40:27Good.
40:27And secondly, don't ever speak to me like that again.
40:29What did I do?
40:30How did I speak to you?
40:32Could you just tell me?
40:33You spoke to me in an awful manner.
40:35Wow.
40:36You need to get your head in the game, you need to get us organized.
40:39I am.
40:39This is your job.
40:40Get us organized, we'll get the s*** done.
40:44What is the list?
40:44Let's go.
40:47Don't f***ing try me.
40:50Peel potatoes.
40:51Okay, thank you.
40:53Great Parmesan cheese, which I've mentioned earlier.
40:56Didn't I say we need to grate this Parmesan cheese?
41:01Don't even f***ing try that s*** with me, Ben.
41:03Oh, my God.
41:04You are like an emotional anchor around the galley teen's neck.
41:08Drag it up to the bottom.
41:09When you were telling me earlier, you know, hey, can you change into your chef jacket?
41:14Yeah, you need to.
41:15Oh, thank you.
41:15Because we need to get our s*** together.
41:17We can't look like a f***ing clown car over here.
41:18Changing into my chef jacket is not going to improve the quality of dinner.
41:21I'm not sorry.
41:21I'm not sorry.
41:22I didn't realize you were the head chef.
41:24I'm sorry.
41:25We need to get our s*** together.
41:26And we need to be in a better mood.
41:28I need to be in a better mood.
41:29Are you f***ing kidding?
41:30Can we try not to get in arguments before dinner service, please?
41:33You started it.
41:34Okay, sis.
41:35Uh-oh.
41:36Okay, scarlet letter.
41:37Yeah, I'll finish these and I'll go.
41:39So you're a little more sensitive than we once thought.
41:41No, not sensitive.
41:42Don't turn this on me.
41:43You are disrespectful.
41:46Captain, I don't give a f***.
41:48Wow.
41:48Captain, Captain.
41:49Ellie, where can I find you?
41:51Sundick.
41:51Sundick.
41:54What the f***?
41:55I'm fighting a glass.
41:57You okay, Ellie?
41:58Ellie, go out the other way if you've got guests on.
42:01F***ing idiot.
42:02Ellie's in a better mood.
42:03Yeah.
42:05Oh.
42:05Hey.
42:06Sorry.
42:07Can't do this right now.
42:08Okay.
42:09Are you f***ing for real right now?
42:11Captain?
42:13Captain.
42:14What just happened in the galley?
42:15It's unacceptable.
42:21Next on Below Deck Down Under.
42:24May your days be filled with joy and your hearts intertwined.
42:29Girls, come in here.
42:31For f*** sake.
42:32Don't make my job any harder than it needs to be.
42:35Both Alicia and Mike.
42:36Just pull your weight.
42:38I don't really want to work around this energy tonight.
42:41Get over it, Ben.
42:42Enough with your f***ing energy, bro.
42:44What you did was unprofessional.
42:46It's inappropriate.
42:47Quite honest, he's definitely not tolerated on the boat.
42:52It's not tolerated on the boat.
42:53It's not tolerated on the boat.
42:53It's not tolerated on the boat.
42:54It's not tolerated on the boat.
42:54It's not tolerated on the boat.
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