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Love Overboard Season 1 Episode 1
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00:09Β‘Ahoy there perverts!
00:1116 of the hottest people you've ever seen
00:15are headed to this 280 foot superyacht
00:18in the Mediterranean Sea
00:20We're in Malta
00:22But these sexy singles
00:29will soon learn finding love is hard work
00:33because while four couples get the chance
00:36to live a life of luxury on the topside deck
00:39Oh! This is real nice
00:41Everyone else is sent downside
00:45where they will remain single
00:46How are we even supposed to fit in here?
00:48Forced to cook, clean, and serve the official couples
00:52all in the hope of finding a partner of their own
00:56Gotta get out of here
00:56These sad sacks will be down but not out
01:00because they can compete or canoodle
01:03It's about to get fucked up!
01:05for their chance at love in a spot on the topside
01:08if they're willing to risk walking the plank
01:12This is part of the show
01:13That's right, every week the quest for love will find one shipmate living the high life
01:19while the other is eliminated into the dark and lonely abyss of the Mediterranean Sea
01:26You fucking dickhead!
01:28I'm gonna do whatever it takes to stay up here
01:31I'm gonna do whatever it takes to stay up here
01:31You are not what I think you are
01:33Did you come on, Nikif?
01:34I don't know if you're lying or not
01:35We are in love
01:37Then you need to fucking back up
01:40Drama is at peak right now
01:42In the end, the winning topside couple will sail off into a future of romantic bliss
01:49We can leave the show right now
01:50and I would love to continue a relationship with her
01:52With the grand prize of a trip around the world
01:55Kinda giving me butterflies down there
01:58Take me down into your paradise
02:02Pack your bags and throw on your inflatables
02:06Because this yacht is setting sail
02:10Welcome to Love Overboard
02:19This is Gabby Windy, your love captain speaking
02:23Our sexy singles are en route
02:26Prepare to be boarded by these hotties
02:29I like everything
02:33You guys look beautiful up there
02:36Are you saying it's getting laid?
02:39Maybe, sorry dad
02:40No
02:41I want to find love
02:42When it comes to dating
02:45I'm the type of person where I'm gonna give everyone a chance
02:47Not everyone
02:52My man better not talk to any other girl
02:55That's like the whole point
02:56The kind of guys I'm into
02:58He has to be super confident
02:59And just let me do me
03:01But also be insanely obsessed with me
03:03I'm excited to be here and find my true love
03:05I like a life
03:06Hooray
03:07I like a life
03:08I like a life
03:10Ah!
03:11Ah!
03:11Ah!
03:12Ah!
03:13I'm on a boat
03:14We're all aboard!
03:16Babe!
03:17Look!
03:19Cannoli!
03:20Can we grab a champagne?
03:21The heftiest glass?
03:22It's just the beginning
03:23I'm here for a genuine relationship
03:25And I feel like I'm just really in a place where like I love myself a lot
03:28And I'm like ready to like share that with someone else
03:30Cheers to finding our men
03:31And if we don't find our men then
03:33We have each other
03:34Cheers to that
03:35Cheers to that
03:51Anna!
03:52Anna!
03:52You're stunning
03:53You're stunning
03:55I've been winning at life period
03:57You know
03:58Just being an it girl
03:59But I don't have a man in Kansas City
04:01I think I'm scared every man away with how overboard I can go
04:05Where's my man?
04:07Hey!
04:09Frickin' Mota!
04:10We live
04:11We live
04:12Oh my man
04:13You're crazy
04:13Look at this view bro
04:14It's kind of a dream out here
04:16We're gonna try our best to fall in love with Monk
04:18That's the goal
04:19What better place to do it than on a big yacht
04:21I'm about to have the best summer of my life
04:24I would be so distracted
04:25I'm gonna fall in love like five different times
04:26Bro I might fall in love for a sight for sure
04:28Yeah
04:28The woman I'm gonna marry
04:30I'm imagining it right now
04:32Nice personality
04:33That's a fat ass
04:35Yo
04:36I like a little bit of toxicity too
04:38Because like the healthy toxins
04:39I like to slash your tires toxicity
04:41I wish for Tybreeze
04:42I love beach girls
04:43I have a girl like looks like she
04:45Like a surfer girl?
04:46Yeah
04:46The plastics are going my way
04:47And the naturals are going his way
04:49I like enhancements here
04:51Or you know, wherever
04:52Yeah
04:53Yeah
04:54With me turning 30
04:55I'm absolutely trying to date more serious
04:56And really find that person for me
04:58That thing is crazy
05:00The guys are here
05:01Oh my god
05:02We're coming
05:03Maybe I'm coming
05:06We're here, we're here
05:12I'm a respectful fuckboy
05:13Hi, I'm Gia
05:14What's up?
05:15It's been fun
05:16It's served me well
05:17But I'd love to find someone that I could settle down with
05:20It's time
05:21Hi, Lexi
05:23Nice to meet you
05:24Nice to meet you
05:25Lexi's energy kind of just gravitated towards me
05:28And vice versa
05:29And like she's gorgeous
05:30Which one did you say you love her?
05:31The one I was talking to her, no
05:32Shande, Keith
05:33Nice to meet you
05:35Oof
05:35Let me make note of that
05:36Okay, he's tall
05:37Oh, he's blonde
05:38Okay, blue eyes
05:39So far I like what I see
05:41Alright guys
05:41Let's raise our glasses
05:43This is gonna be the best summer of our fucking lives
05:45Amen
05:48Our gorgeous shipmates are all on board
05:51Let's get their love stories started already
05:56Hi, Lori
05:58Come join me on the sundown
06:01Oh my god
06:04We're in our show
06:05That's our show show
06:06Hi everyone
06:07Hi
06:08Thank you guys, look on
06:12Girls on one side and boys on the other
06:14Like a religious wedding
06:16Woo
06:17Yes
06:18Immediately I'm like aye aye Gabby
06:20I love her and she's gorgeous and I'm so happy she's here welcome aboard I'm Gabby Wendy and I'll
06:27be your love captain so when I say fall the fucking line you do it the 16 of you will
06:37have the once in
06:38a lifetime opportunity to flirt fondle and hopefully fall in love I'm down along this love
06:46voyage you'll be competing in challenges to test your commitment and compatibility and at the end
06:54the strongest couple will win a romantic trip around the world worth a hundred thousand dollars
07:04this prize is absolutely diabolically insane to like travel the world with the love of your life
07:10that's like a romantic movie and I think everyone wants to live that so I'm gonna get it as you
07:16know
07:16this experience is all about finding love sometimes you have to work for love and maybe even go a little
07:24overboard okay so how's everyone feeling horny
07:36yeah you pervert
07:40I owned it
07:46I haven't had sexes so I've been celibate it's it's cool it's fun but I mean hey obviously
07:52I get a little spikes of like I'm really horny I'm like I want to but then I'm like I
07:56gotta remember
07:57the lock in okay welcome to toaster toss this is the opportunity for all of you singles to choose
08:10a shipmate to couple up with okay so here's how it's gonna work I'm gonna pull names randomly out
08:17of these two buckets to decide who gets the opportunity to couple up once your name is called
08:24you'll step up to the platform and bring your champagne with you yeah I'm a country girl
08:30like I don't even know how I got on this yacht but like I'm here what are you confident um
08:36I have
08:37the biggest boobies so I know they mad
08:45okay our first lady with the chance at love is Lexi
08:53obviously everyone's gorgeous but there's one person Lexi that just has like my eyes I'm like
08:59praying that we both get matched up so we can toast and couple up
09:03and the first lucky guy with the chance to couple up with Lexi is Reese
09:13Lexi's gorgeous like she's definitely one of the ones that caught my eye right off the bat
09:16immediately I'm like okay we're good if you want to couple up with the person on the other side of
09:22the divider raise your glass to toast if your heart is elsewhere dump it in the bucket and if you're
09:29a
09:29match this could be the beginning of your love story okay toaster toss on one two
09:59there's a chance that they might couple up right now and I'm like they do it's gonna like
10:02be devastating three oh okay now step forward
10:22I definitely didn't expect it at all yeah I went in for hug and I was like okay
10:27but I'm glad it happened I love how assertive you are and that's what's like made me more
10:32attracted to you honestly so Lexi and Reese you're our first couple
10:40okay Leela and James one two three
10:45there we go
10:47so James initially had said I'm horny and so I'm immediately like okay well there's one
10:53off the list that's a boy not a man Anna and Andrew on three two one
11:04step forward
11:11I don't want to make anyone feel bad I already knew I wasn't like one of the initial people I
11:16was into
11:17so I already knew I was gonna dump I don't know what went wrong Shade and Keith Keith is definitely
11:27attractive but my heart's kicking because you never know if the other person is feeling the same way
11:33like we're like we just met on three two one
11:43with Shade she's beautiful and I think I'm just something worth exploring we're just gonna send it
11:49we're gonna we're gonna toast Shade and Keith congrats our second couple all right Anna
12:04what you are what do you think I'm gonna say yeah okay I think I can see it yeah I'm
12:09gonna agree with you
12:11three two one
12:21wait yeah they're in we're the fucking love gurus here dude they should just leave it up to us
12:26we're gonna be like cupid whoa that's what we call total hockey all right let's see who we got left
12:32okay low and David okay toaster toss on one two three and step forward
12:53we got a match bitch
13:00appearance wise you know Lauren is definitely not my normal type it's not like she has anything plastic
13:04she's like very natural and just like very pretty but I'm kind of leaning into it okay
13:10come back over here congratulations to our first four couples
13:21but this is where things get all fucked up
13:25our four couples will be living together getting to know each other romantically on this lavish top
13:35side of the deck the remaining singles you will be working living and breathing
13:58you'll be washing dishes scrubbing this dirty filthy deck all to make those top side couples even more
14:06comfortable in all of their luxury
14:11the rest of us are going downside
14:13it actually is very infuriating I have to cook I have to clean what am I going to be wearing
14:17an apron am I going to be like mopping up their fucking shit
14:23I don't clean up at all back home I don't do any chores I don't do dishes I have other
14:27people do that for
14:32down side singles don't worry you'll have an opportunity each day to come up to the top
14:41this is still a dating show after all so trust me this is going to help you find love but
14:49we'll get to that later for right now couples you can go explore your opulent suites
14:56I have no business being downside I'm quite high maintenance unfortunately I try to pretend to be low
15:01maintenance but I just I couldn't do it I don't think could you I'm very low maintenance I could I
15:08would do just fine down there as long as there's food in the gym that's all I know I like
15:12that I like that
15:13as for the rest of you you sad sacks
15:18go downstairs see your living quarters get your first work assignment and prepare for our first event the happy hour
15:28so bon voyage
15:51I'm going to be loaded up on these we got oysters aren't oysters in aphrodisiac oh yeah
16:06tell me about you being a therapist for children oh okay did you get you did you go to school
16:10for
16:10me I did I kind of jumped into it because I thought it would be the most challenging in that
16:16it would be
16:17the one that would pull on my heartstrings the most so I feel that yeah same I work in pediatric
16:22trauma
16:23so I work with kids with mental health issues my professional side is very buttoned up whereas my
16:29personal side is much more like I like to party I love girls you're definitely going to get more of
16:36that outside David version I love like deep conversation I can tell you're such a good
16:40communicator you think so yeah that is a great compliment that kiss was really good that was that
16:47I was like crazy yeah I should keep going too I know we're like okay Tim is so easy to
16:53talk
16:54to and like funny honestly I'm freaking out this is crazy and I'm feeling very good that I'm not a
17:00down sider right now it don't smell too good in here well I don't want to scrub floors like look
17:12at what
17:12I'm wearing does this look like an outfit to mop in no I can't take this down a flight of
17:16stairs
17:17this is insane what the fuck is this where are we going this is where we working y'all want
17:23to come
17:23see where we work we're not working here here we are
17:28this is so unfair I'm not doing that I'm not doing that I'm trying to find the love of my
17:36life
17:36on this show get me out of here in like this nasty hospital nursing home vibe bullshit that's bullshit
17:48what does theirs look like look like holy shit this is so cute
17:57I love this get comfortable here hello anybody home yeah beautiful can we throw you on it yeah three
18:07two oh you chose the one who's like the most natural yeah is crazy what I've realized in my
18:16past relationships is I want somebody that I feel like would be good to a future kid and I think
18:23she
18:23does that like I don't think you can breastfeed with big boobs and stuff like that like I don't
18:28know like shake your tits shake your tits we have a room we have a room we found a we
18:34found a home
18:35I'm just so happy okay I'm gonna let you have this but right now you have your outside clothes
18:41you're right in the bed me and Shay are like complete opposite she's in New York you know I've never
18:47even been to New York she's never been to Nebraska could go a lot of different ways but
18:51that's definitely something I'm I'm wanting to try does the mirror work it works it looks good
18:57okay so like do you have like your staple red flags I don't like the quad like the loudest guy
19:05in the
19:05room okay I'm very loud energetic you can't have that time too no out of the guys did you have
19:13anyone
19:13pegged as like the loudest guy I mean James was like I'm horny so and everyone was like dead silent
19:20so I feel like that would be loud guys yeah what did all the girls think when he said oh
19:24my god
19:24ew like if you I know that you're horny like I want I don't want to know that I want
19:28to be able
19:28to feel it yeah James wait this is actually my bed why are you humping it no this is totally
19:36not
19:37what I envisioned for my summer and for falling in love however I feel like Beau initially took my
19:45attention oh man I'm gonna hit my head on that every fucking day he's obviously beautiful it's only
19:50been the first few hours so I'm not one to put a ring on it yet we'll see where's Bella
19:56I'm over this shit I'm not wearing that fucking outfit
20:01I'm not very good with change I'm so upset genuinely I was really excited to come on this show thinking
20:10this was just gonna be like a yacht trip everything's okay I hate cleaning up after people
20:18why would I want to pick up after people that I think I'm sexier than I swear to god if
20:23it's real
20:24I'm cleaning I can't even clean my room and I'm like a little Barbie with a dream house you don't
20:29clean up the dream house Barbie house is always clean no you get somebody else if I can do it
20:34it's okay don't worry I can't handle people when they cry it's so bad I don't want to be like
20:41they're there I'm not a parent I'm 21 years old I'm younger than her
20:48she did say she wanted her mommy can we get her her mommy maybe y'all have no fucking idea
20:53I don't
20:53this hotel room is open I got screwed over I'm not going to be too dramatic about it
20:59I'm just hoping everything turns around because of this and you're
21:05is that me? I will literally be on my last fucking dollar
21:09we need to get you some deodorant we need to get you some deodorant it's me it's you it's you
21:25now that the initial spiral has worn off but don't worry there will be plenty more to come
21:31it's time to get the downsiders to gather themselves and start to get ready for their
21:36first shift am I in there are you in here with me boo
21:46Ella's sweet she's a great person in herself but if she starts crying like I can't do that
21:52why would you look at my suitcase
21:55to be honest like I can't
21:59hold on I'm like do you guys need anything to drink
22:02yeah here's the thing I could make a potato sack
22:08work on me because my doctor blessed me with some cheap tits
22:18attention downsiders meet me on the mezzanine to get your first work assignments
22:23hi this is all about finding a connection and maybe even finding love
22:30which you can do anywhere on this boat however if you want the opportunity
22:36to win the trip around the world and be considered an official couple you'll have
22:41to move to the topside to enjoy the life of luxury with your lover but the only way
22:49to get to the topside deck is by breaking up another couple
22:56there will be challenges and dates to give you the opportunity to do so so you better take them if
23:02you don't want to spend all summer as a little bitch just to reiterate you have to break up a
23:09couple
23:10the conditions down here are pretty shitty I won't lie there's a lot of good guys a lot of
23:13good girls up there so I mean I feel bad breaking them up but I mean sometimes you gotta do
23:17what you
23:18gotta do to get out of here so your first work assignment is to prep the happy hour for the
23:24topside
23:24couples where you will be serving appetizers and cocktails this will be a nightly event and is
23:31your opportunity to connect with the top siders the down sider who takes the most initiative and finds
23:39mutual interest will be rewarded with a day okay get to work damn
23:49are we mopping yeah i'll do it i'll do it don't worry ew i don't think i've ever mopped in
23:55my life
23:56how do you use this it smells like shit wait how do you do this okay so you take the
23:59head off
24:01wait ew up top is like she's like my top one that the only one i would pursue up there
24:05honestly
24:06really you know okay because she's my number one if she was up there with somebody i could give
24:10a fuck yeah whoever could yeah yeah you're gonna imagine that yeah i definitely want to be up here
24:15compared to where i'm living downstairs my my feet hanging off the bed so i'm like hey when my chance
24:19comes i'm going for it i kind of want to like do a little strategic and kind of like jab
24:24at it a
24:24little bit like slowly steady and then be like when my the window opens just attack it yeah
24:29yeah yeah yeah what the fuck is that what is that it's a fish oh baby what do i have
24:36to do with
24:36the fish baby you gotta skin that fish okay it's time to get country up in here girl
24:44here which one you want how are you about to be stressed out over seeing fish we're not over
24:50here dissecting pigs i'm sorry y'all don't do this shit in la
24:58and this is gonna be me and david
25:05david which one's david he's with low
25:09no shade to low i really like her no i know but it's just i've literally said him for a
25:13second
25:14i saw him you can't tell no one i won't who's your daddy who's your daddy
25:22wash the fish off your hands and put on some clean underwear because our first happy hour starts now
25:30happy hour
25:31happy hour
25:32happy hour
25:33i'm ready for this margarita right now the four top site couples are me and reese anna and tim
25:38shade and keeve and david and low
25:42all right where are those little peasants
25:46oh dude this is insane damn this is nice for up here
25:49this is so unfair going into this happy hour we're gonna be serving cocktails serving hors d'oeuvres
25:57getting to mingle and hang out i'm not looking to shove my chest in anyone's face or bend over
26:02that's not my jam if someone's into me then we'll feel it out
26:06oh wow
26:11look at you
26:14can we do anything for y'all
26:16i would do a tequila and ginger ale
26:17tequila and ginger ale
26:18tequila and ginger ale
26:19me
26:20what's your specialty
26:21oh you're not making it right
26:23yeah i am
26:23are you really
26:27that's so good
26:28good
26:30this is a drink i'm making for my man
26:33where are you at
26:34here
26:40just watch out
26:41he would literally rather die
26:42tell her she can spit out
26:44i'm just telling you because you're my girl
26:45lo and i bonded really quickly on the boat and so my loyalty definitely lies with lo versus bella
26:52and i would want to know if someone was coming for my man
26:56you should like make it known that like we're like married so she's gonna have to like figure something else
27:01out
27:02i'm gonna go tell her
27:03okay
27:03you guys look so good in these outfits
27:08how you guys doing
27:09i'm doing good
27:10how you feeling
27:11i'm good
27:12would you like to chat
27:13sure we're here a ton
27:15hey while you're at it give me a shimble
27:17while you're at the chat
27:18i'll bring that back to you
27:21attaboy james
27:22this is the type of initiative that i like to see
27:26did he just bring her out there
27:28yeah they're walking out over here right there
27:31he said can we have a chat
27:34i'm not surprised about honestly because like she's gorgeous i figured there would be someone who's targeting her
27:39i'm honestly a little bit annoyed that it's james because i know what his motives are
27:42and i'm like dude just get on out of here you know
27:45she's with someone a little more serious right now
27:47i love a man in a uniform what can you say
27:49okay
27:50when james made the comment that he was like horny that immediately like shut me down
27:55but lovey assertiveness i think that's really cute
27:57i was not going to say no i kind of want to see where this goes
28:00oh
28:02oh my god i see what's going to happen
28:04oh my god i see what's going to happen
28:05what's your chat
28:05what do you got for me
28:13how was your day
28:14i'm good honestly like
28:15yeah what you been thinking about me or what
28:17oh my gosh here we go
28:19you know what honestly i'm gonna be open about it
28:21you called me out here
28:23i have been i think the coupling up was different i was like a little like
28:28really
28:29a little salty about it but
28:30you thought i was gonna be us
28:31i was like hopefully she says no but i'm like
28:34oh really
28:35cause i obviously didn't turn it down
28:37but would you have said no to every other girl until it was me
28:41right
28:42yes
28:42really
28:42i would've i would've yeah
28:43do you feel like you've like hit it off with anyone downstairs since you've been downstairs
28:47though
28:47told all of them down there i was like my number one was
28:49yeah
28:49you so i was like
28:50are you letting everyone know
28:51i did let everyone know
28:53cause they were like oh what about upstairs and i was like
28:54i wanna go upstairs but i'm telling you the only person i'm gonna pursue up there is
28:58obviously you and i'm like
28:59okay
29:00you've been my number one
29:01but i'm like
29:02i didn't know what the feelings were mutual
29:03but i think you made the horny comment and everything got quiet
29:07i was like oh everyone's gonna raise their hand we all were talking about it
29:09no no no you were the one bold enough to say something
29:11i think i might have dug myself a hole with lexi
29:14obviously no one wants their man to raise their hand and say they're horny but
29:17at the end of the day it was like it was already said so now i'm like okay i gotta
29:21just
29:21show her that i'm not just horny i'm actually a good person too
29:25you're gonna be trouble
29:28there you go
29:29thank you so much
29:30yes
29:33she like poisoned it
29:34i wanna tell you
29:36lo and david are like locked in
29:39just so you know
29:41i'm just telling you
29:43i'm like anybody can be locked in and they see
29:45girl they see these
29:46cause i was just talking
29:47i don't know what to do
29:48wait what made you think that though
29:49well she told me
29:50they were talking
29:51her perspective is different from his
29:53yeah that's true
29:54that's true
29:55i'm just letting you know
29:57yeah
29:57from what i know
29:58it's so obvious
30:00leela told horan
30:02that i want her man
30:04and i just hate the fakeness
30:06oh the fakeness has got to a stop
30:08so i need to talk to her about it
30:11this bridge is fake as fuck
30:17hey leela can we talk for a sec
30:19yeah of course
30:25so i know you're talking below
30:27and david
30:28it just felt like
30:29like maybe the conversation was about me
30:31and i would hope that you would be honest about that
30:33do you know what i mean
30:34yeah i mean i will tell her
30:35i i told her i was like
30:36she was like how are you doing
30:37how are things down there
30:38and i was like good like
30:39not really interested in anyone
30:41and she was like
30:41so what about fella
30:42and i was like well
30:43fella's kind of into david
30:45i just think it's weird
30:46why
30:47one
30:48when we were doing our job today
30:49i literally told you
30:51not to tell anybody
30:52and then you fucking tell the girl that he's with
30:54well but okay
30:55no no no
30:56you know
30:57you're so right
30:57no no no honestly
30:59it's kind of again
31:00bella you're so right
31:01and i can you look at me
31:03i'm just like
31:03if you really fucking like the guy up here
31:05i would not go to the girl and go
31:07yeah so she's interested in your man
31:08no but it wasn't
31:09it wasn't
31:10that's crazy
31:10i get what you're saying
31:12and i want to apologize
31:13because that's not my intention
31:14to go behind your back
31:15and be like i would be lying to you if i didn't
31:18it's just so sneaky
31:19it literally feels like calculated
31:22you really just told the girls
31:24girl
31:25get real
31:26okay okay
31:27oh my god
31:28my end goal is to be on top
31:31so leela doing all the bullshit today
31:34she helped me
31:35oh you just you just prepped my man for me
31:38thank you baby
31:39can you talk for a second
31:40sure
31:41we'll talk over here
31:42you might
31:43seeing bella
31:45very plastic up top
31:47right up my alley
31:48i'm curious to you know
31:49see what she's about as well
31:50what's up
31:51okay so i wanted to talk
31:53okay okay
31:54i liked you
31:55from first impression
31:57okay
31:57and i just want to know how you're doing in your couple
32:00like if you're really like secure
32:02yeah
32:03and obviously i'm just like shooting my shot
32:06oh okay
32:07yeah
32:08that's what the
32:09oh okay
32:10oh
32:11okay
32:11uh
32:13i guess my question is like
32:17if the opportunity came up
32:19would you take it with me
32:25i do think you look pretty
32:27right
32:28i think you're really cool
32:30with flow
32:31it is going really well
32:33but i appreciate that
32:36in the past i probably would have reciprocated to bella
32:39because i do like enhancements
32:42it's not crossing my mind the same way it used to
32:46what i'm wanting out of this
32:47what i'm wanting out of a relationship has has changed
32:50okay
32:51yeah
32:52period
32:55i want this one person
32:57and he's saying he's locked in with her
32:59i'm kind of embarrassed
33:00i don't want to be crying every five fucking minutes either
33:07but y'all this is brutal
33:09this is fucking brutal
33:13poor bella is left defeated
33:15but it feels appropriate to say
33:17there are plenty of fish in the sea
33:19good night good night
33:20oh man
33:22today was fun
33:23there was so much drama
33:25we're up in the most best situation that we could possibly get
33:29and people are down there like thinking they're gonna get laminated any fucking second right now
33:33and like working and like making us food
33:35my day was rough
33:37my day was so fucked
33:38our day was rough
33:40day one's in the book
33:41can't wait for day two
33:43and just to see what happens
33:45so
33:46hopefully i find love
33:49nice
33:50good job
33:51james was impressive at the happy hour tonight
33:54so here's a little something to reward his bold moves
34:00oh shit
34:01what
34:02there's a message i got right now
34:03james i see you successfully put the sneak on today due to your hard work and perseverance
34:08you get to take a top side lucky lady on a romantic date off this yacht
34:12but choose wisely because there's a lot on the line gabby
34:17oh shit
34:18i just got a first choice of a date
34:20yes bro
34:20who's it gonna be
34:21lexi
34:22yeah duh let me get it
34:24you're going on a date
34:25wait with who
34:27you're going on a date
34:30let's get it
34:38morning sunshine
34:40waking up this morning i feel super comfortable with reese we got to connect we shared a bed together
34:45and all we did was stay up and giggle and laugh which was amazing and i'm excited to see what
34:50more that we have in common
34:55good morning shipmates
34:57topsiders brunches waiting for you on the deck
35:00downsiders it's time to clean the state rooms report for duty stat
35:05oh my god let's go
35:07everybody sleep
35:08did anyone get a little physical
35:10i was big spoon i woke up like
35:12he big spooned me in the middle of the night i was like i don't know how i feel about
35:15this
35:15you didn't even know if it was her
35:16i was like anna
35:18it was james little did you know james came up in the middle of the night
35:21it was james
35:23for tim and i like
35:24he's so comfortable to me
35:26he is like a safety blanket
35:27like i find myself just wanting to like touch him and like claw on him and like
35:30grab as much as i can to like protect me and make me feel safe and he does
35:34i think that there's already some strategy going on with the downsiders
35:38they were very tight knit yesterday
35:40they're trying to get up here by any means necessary
35:43well i just wonder when the fuckery is going to start
35:46party's here
35:47what up y'all
35:49what's up
35:51are you here to serve us or just show us
35:53no no i'm on break
35:54oh you're on break
35:55oh you're good good
35:56well last night i got a text
35:59saying why
35:59from gabby
36:01yeah
36:02basically saying i have been granted a date
36:06off the yacht
36:12Β‘SuscrΓbete al canal!
36:37Cue this sexy B-roll date montage.
36:46Β‘Ay!
36:53Oh, my God.
36:54Dang, this is beautiful.
36:55We're doing a massage.
36:57Wow.
36:58I'm super excited for what's in store on this.
37:01Yeah, I can't wait to see what happens.
37:02You ready for the mud?
37:03Oh, God.
37:05Oh, shoot.
37:06Dude, this probably feels crazy.
37:07Yeah, honestly, yeah.
37:08It feels good.
37:09Yeah?
37:09Yeah.
37:10Oh, my God.
37:12Obviously, she's gorgeous, attractive, everything.
37:14She crosses all the checklists.
37:16Okay.
37:16I'm not even going to lie.
37:18Oh.
37:19Yeah, yeah, yeah.
37:20With Lexi, it's so, like, natural and organic.
37:23I like it.
37:26Yeah, that's perfect.
37:27Mine.
37:28You are.
37:31There you go.
37:47Are you guys, like, just so anxious to be in the bottom?
37:50Actually, or is that what's going to happen to you?
37:52I mean, we'll see what happens later.
37:54Let's say she comes back and likes James more, but they're like, yeah, you can choose James
37:58or you choose Reese and stay up here.
37:59That's what it is.
38:01If they come back and Lexi ends up selecting James, then I think I'll be banished to the
38:07downside.
38:07I like where I'm at right now.
38:09We're trying to stay up here for as long as possible.
38:10That's kind of fucked because not only are you losing somebody, but now you're going to
38:13the bottom.
38:13He's like, fine.
38:15Bye, peasant.
38:15Oh, Reese, whoever Lexi discards is going somewhere much deeper and much saltier than the downside.
38:26What's your views on family?
38:28Family oriented is super important to me.
38:30I have a huge Portuguese family, and then we're all just, like, super tight knit.
38:33I have two older brothers, and so it's, like, the perfect dynamic.
38:37Biggest thing to me is, like, I would want to be with a man that's also, like, family oriented,
38:41like, understands, like, close to his mom.
38:43I mean, I was raised by a mom, but I have sisters, too.
38:45Okay.
38:45Like, women and family are just, like, most important to me, obviously.
38:48Like, my partner has to be, like, in tune with that and understand it.
38:52Are you an effective communicator?
38:54I'd say communication for me is obviously, like, top priority.
38:57It's the only way you make a relationship work at the end of the day.
38:59You should always want to keep trying harder for your person.
39:03Yeah, obviously, look at me.
39:04I'm trying real hard.
39:05You really did.
39:06I went to the bottom of the boat.
39:07I was expecting to go great, but I was like, wow, this is, like, leaving me speechless.
39:12She's, like, perfect for me.
39:13Like, what I appreciate me the most is you were, like, I would have tossed for anyone until it was,
39:19like, you.
39:21The hard ones are the hard ones.
39:23Aw.
39:25Horny James is growing up right before our eyes.
39:27But it may be too little too late with our first elimination tonight.
39:42Lexi and James are headed back to the chakra, relaxed from their massages.
39:48But trust me, it won't last long.
39:52Oh.
39:53Oh.
39:54Oh, oh, oh, oh.
39:56Oh, oh, oh, oh.
39:59Oh, damn.
40:00Oh, damn.
40:01Oh.
40:02What did y'all do?
40:04What did y'all do?
40:04What did y'all do?
40:04We rubbed each other with mud.
40:07We had a little massage.
40:12SΓ, sΓ, sΓ, sΓ, sΓ, sΓ.
40:39Y report to the bow of the boat for our first ever plank ceremony.
40:44Oh, shit.
40:45You're joking.
40:47What?
40:48What the fuck?
40:50A plank?
40:52Oh.
40:58Hi.
40:59Hi.
41:00Oh, no.
41:05Holy shit.
41:06What the fuck?
41:07That is crazy.
41:09That's kind of high up, right?
41:10No, this is probably 30 feet.
41:12That's three stories, right?
41:16Oh, my God.
41:17What the fuck is going on?
41:20This is what we're doing?
41:22This is part of the show?
41:23Oh, my God.
41:25This is scary as hell.
41:27Apologies.
41:28What is this?
41:29Lexi, you have a massive, huge decision to make.
41:36Okay.
41:39Would you like to stay with your current tall drink of water, Reese?
41:45You're welcome.
41:46I appreciate it.
41:47Or would you like to climb James like a tree?
41:53One more thing.
41:54If it wasn't obvious, whoever you do not choose will be eliminated and sent plummeting into the deep blue sea
42:04on this plank behind me.
42:08It's been tested multiple times.
42:09You should be fine.
42:11Oh, my God.
42:11It's fucking insane.
42:14Wait, and are we going to have to do that?
42:17So, basically, now we're finding out that if a downcider goes on a date, they're either going to go topside
42:22or down to the bottom of the ocean.
42:25Who the fuck came up with this idea?
42:27Because they need their brains checked out because this is insane.
42:32Boys, it's time to take your planks.
42:34One of you will be going overboard tonight.
42:40Wow, this is real.
42:42We're really in danger of all going home.
42:45It clicks for me.
42:46We're in this huge pressure cooker, and really anything can happen.
42:50Like, none of us are safe.
42:51But my stomach hurts.
42:57Oh, my God.
42:59Oh, shoot.
43:05Yo, this is nuts.
43:08Kid's shifty.
43:10You all right?
43:10You should know.
43:12Boys, if you have any last words to say to Lexi, I suggest you go now and beg.
43:20I did not expect to be here and be feeling all of these things.
43:24They're both great guys.
43:25Right now, I do want to say it is 50-50.
43:28It's going to come down to what's set up there on the plane.
43:33Lexi, honestly, I want to remind you of everything that happened yesterday.
43:36I feel like you and I had such good banter right after the couple's ceremony.
43:41And I feel like we got to know each other a good amount despite it only being 24 hours.
43:45And so, with everything that happened, I think there's still a lot more to uncover about each other.
43:50And I'd be excited to do that with you.
43:52Thank you.
43:55So, I want to say today, I feel like our day was perfect.
44:00Not only because of what we did, but because I got to do it with you.
44:04And the connection we have, I think, is everything that I'm looking for.
44:09So, I feel like that's very important to me.
44:10And at the end of the day, the best prize I can have is you.
44:14Thanks.
44:18Lexi, it's time to make your decision.
44:21Who will you be sending overboard tonight?
44:33The man that I am sending overboard is...
44:40It's going to test you.
44:43It's getting real.
44:46Now watch your back, yeah.
44:48Who's going to be the last one standing?
44:52Reyes.
45:12That's insane.
45:13Oh my God.
45:15Oh my God.
45:16Oh my God.
45:18Oh my God.
45:19Don't make me do that again, please.
45:21Reyes.
45:22We love you.
45:23We love you.
45:25Reyes.
45:26We love you, Reyes.
45:28Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss.
45:32Lexi and James, congratulations.
45:35You are our new top side couple.
45:42We're made to the top, boys.
45:46This season on Love Overboard.
45:49We're here to have a good time.
45:50Make memories.
45:52Oh my God.
45:53Fall in love.
45:54And that's what I'm going to focus on.
45:57We get to flirt, shake a little, drink a little.
46:05The couples fight to hold on to their lives of top side luxury.
46:09Nobody's safe.
46:10While the downside singles plot for a top side takeover.
46:13This is going to be the perfect opportunity to snake my way in.
46:18You're literally as fucking low class like as they come.
46:21With every dramatic challenge.
46:23What?
46:24I'm going to die.
46:25Every shocking revelation.
46:27He did cheat on her.
46:28Every steamy hookup.
46:30It was fucking hot.
46:31These singles will be breaking hearts and playing games.
46:34It's on now.
46:35I'm coming to get my lady.
46:38And just when you thought it couldn't get any sexier.
46:41Guys, there's someone else coming on the boat.
46:43The shipwreckers arrived to claim all the booty.
46:46I'm not asking him to go fuck me in a room.
46:48I'm literally chatting with him.
46:49Those features are out for blood.
46:51Emotions will soar.
46:53You're so dramatic.
46:53It's too much.
46:55Get away from me.
46:55You're a bother.
46:56Hearts will break.
46:57If I'm talking to a girl and she's talking to another guy.
46:59What am I really doing?
47:01I'm not going to see her and compete for a girl.
47:02And only one thing is for certain.
47:05I'm gone right now.
47:06This is my last day.
47:08No one is safe from the plank.
47:10This is going to get messy.
47:13What's he doing?
47:14I can't watch this.
47:16At the end of all of this, there's only one winner.
47:19And the rest, losers.
47:22Oh my God!
47:59I can't watch this.
48:02I can't watch this.
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