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Love Overboard Season 1 Episode 6
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00:02Previously on Love Overboard, Christine and Val boarded the chakra, turning more than a few little heads.
00:10Hello.
00:11Hairless Andrew and Beefcake Jake both made moves on Christine.
00:16Chemist Val discovered the law of David attraction.
00:19Can I put you for a shot?
00:20Yeah, sure.
00:21And this led to a low volcanic explosion, otherwise known as Mount St. Lowe.
00:28He wants to put a baby in me.
00:29I'm not asking him to go fuck me in a room.
00:31We are in love and you need to fucking back up.
00:34After that, David sought shelter by asking Lowe to be his girlfriend and forgot just moments later when given the
00:41chance to cactus spank Val in her string bikini.
00:45I do want to continue again.
00:47Lowe has no idea what David's genitalia has been up to and I wish I didn't know either.
00:53Welcome back to another episode of the Hot and Sexy Shit Show.
01:09I'm trying to see if I see the boat.
01:12It's funny, dates are just going to be exciting and now we're all just like scared of them.
01:16The people who should get dates like don't.
01:18Yeah.
01:19So it's kind of funny.
01:20I feel like if it was James, I'd be like stressing.
01:22Yeah.
01:23You seem okay though.
01:24I am curious to know what their date was like though.
01:26I would too.
01:26But I know David's super respectful.
01:29Yeah, for sure.
01:30Yes.
01:37My, mine and James was wild then.
01:39For just rubbing like mud and clay and everything in a shower.
01:43Yeah.
01:43Yeah.
01:44So it was a lot.
01:47David and Val's date wasn't as bad as rubbing mud all over each other, Lexi.
01:52It was worse.
01:55But I don't know what the date was or what to expect or what that would have looked like.
02:00Yeah.
02:00I have no idea.
02:01I mean, you're secure and you're like couple and he just asked me to be his girlfriend.
02:06But it's just not a good feeling knowing your person has to be off and like on a date.
02:09But I trust him.
02:10He knows what to do.
02:11I'm just waiting for him to get back and get this whole plank thing over with so we can
02:14just continue with what we got going on.
02:16Have you thought about what you're going to say?
02:18I don't really have a whole lot to say.
02:19I mean, I don't need to say shit.
02:20You're like, what's good?
02:21What's up?
02:22Yeah.
02:23I mean, I'm just going to be like, you know, you know how I feel about you.
02:25Like we tell each other every single day.
02:27To just have a little heart to heart.
02:29Yes.
02:29Yeah.
02:29Okay.
02:30Keep it cute.
02:30Keep it cute.
02:31Keep it cute.
02:39The lovebirds are back, which means it's time for you, naughty yachties, to get changed
02:44and get ready for our next plank ceremony.
02:47I'm glad you're feeling good.
02:49Yeah, I'm feeling good.
02:49I just want to get it over with.
02:50It must be nice to like feel confident though going up there because everyone else I feel
02:53like has been like stressed.
03:02As a shipwrecker, they're hoping to like come in and like shake things up.
03:06She seemed kind of determined to do that.
03:08Yeah, for sure.
03:08So.
03:09Well, what's her name?
03:09Could have just brought a damn overnight bag.
03:11Shit.
03:12Oh my God.
03:12You're right.
03:14Oh, fuck.
03:15All right.
03:16Let me close this up and lift it up so you have more space to like do your thing.
03:19I'm going to close this for two seconds.
03:20I guess I have to.
03:22What happened?
03:22We made out the whole time.
03:24Oh, my.
03:28I'm deceased.
03:29I think David is a difficult person to go after just because he has been like, you
03:34know, apparently like in this couple, like since day one, if your relationship is really
03:37that strong, everything that went down like in the spa wouldn't have happened.
03:40So I definitely don't think he's really locked in on Lauren at all.
03:44I feel like calm and hopefully David is not nervous.
03:53I feel blessed that like there's no question about who he's going to choose.
03:57And after she gets planked, I'm going to just run up to my man and give him a big old
04:01kiss.
04:02It would really suck to go on a date with someone else's boyfriend who's like so in love with
04:07them.
04:07But on the bright side, at least you didn't have to unpack.
04:11I'm so scared though.
04:13Don't be.
04:13Don't be.
04:14Don't be.
04:14Because it doesn't make sense.
04:16But it doesn't make sense.
04:18You never know.
04:18You're just groupings up with her by hooking up with you.
04:21Yeah.
04:21The other fun part is then you go on top of deck, bitch.
04:25What a turn of events, bro.
04:27I'm quite proud of you.
04:29I genuinely really, really like David.
04:31And there could be a world where David doesn't pick me.
04:35But the whole point of it is to pick who you want to pick and like do the risky decisions
04:40and go for it.
04:41Because at the end of the day, love is risky and you're not going to find your actual
04:45like true love and passion and everything you want if you're just kind of like sticking
04:49with what you're comfortable with at the moment.
04:51Oh, I'm so unserious.
04:52I really need therapy.
04:53Yeah, we all need therapy.
04:55We're on a dating show.
05:12I'm not surprised that Val went for David.
05:15But I feel for her because I don't think that's going to go anywhere.
05:18And she might be going swimming tonight.
05:20You know, not might.
05:21She's going swimming tonight.
05:23Hi, everyone.
05:25How are you guys?
05:26Good.
05:28David, Val, how was your date?
05:30It was good.
05:31Yeah, it went really well.
05:32David, as you know, you have a very important decision to make.
05:38Will you choose to butt snorkel with low or clam dive with Val?
05:45And whoever you do not choose will fall 30 feet into the deep blue salty sea.
05:54And low, what more thing for you since you're not the strongest swimmer.
06:00Safety first.
06:01Do I have to wear this?
06:03My outfit's so cute.
06:04Yes.
06:05Ladies, take your planks.
06:11Go low.
06:12Let's go low.
06:13Yeah, love.
06:14Love you guys.
06:15We love you.
06:22You guys both look amazing.
06:24Gorgeous girls.
06:28I am completely up in the air.
06:32I think there's just so much unknown with this decision.
06:35And I know it's going to affect someone very heavily.
06:39I don't think it's fair to either of them.
06:42You know, I just feel stupid.
06:43I feel like, oh, fuck.
06:49And I truly, like, don't know what I'm going to do.
07:09Lo, Val, if you have anything left to say, now is your time to speak.
07:17David, I think I had the best date with you.
07:20I think we definitely shared some really memorable moments in getting to know you a little bit better.
07:26We have the same morals and values.
07:28And I definitely feel something very special with you that I want to continue to pursue and see throughout.
07:34David, I feel like we already know how we feel about each other.
07:39I feel like we've been inseparable since literally the first day we were here.
07:43And we've been on top the whole time we've been here.
07:46And I would love for that to continue.
07:48Yeah, like I said, you know how I feel about you.
07:50You know what's up, baby.
07:55I feel so bad for that.
07:57She wasn't even here 24 hours.
07:59No.
08:02Pretending like he has to make a decision.
08:04He's like, oh.
08:08I think you guys both are amazing.
08:12In your own ways.
08:14Val, we haven't had as much time to get to know each other.
08:18I think this date made this decision harder than I expected it to be.
08:28Lo, we've had a lot more time to get to know each other.
08:31And, you know, I almost think, to be quite honest, I don't know if you'd be okay with what happened.
08:42It just, like, puts me in a weird position.
08:52What the fuck is going on?
08:55I'm, like, kind of, I don't know.
08:57I don't really know what to say.
08:59I just have to be honest.
09:01That date was, like, I think way more intimate than you would be comfortable with.
09:13I'm understanding enough to, like, work through that.
09:15If you think that I, you know, don't feel comfortable or something like that.
09:19But I don't want you to make a decision based on what you might just be thinking I'm comfortable with
09:23or not.
09:24But, Lauren, I don't think you would forgive me.
09:31But you don't know.
09:32Like, that's not a good way.
09:33Like, I mean, even thinking about her, who wants to be picked because you think that I wouldn't forgive you?
09:38Like, after last night, it's just, you know, really surprising things to hear.
09:46You know what I mean?
09:53David, it's time to make your decision.
09:56Who are you sending overboard tonight?
10:05I think the fact that if you feel something and it's, like, a connection, and I definitely felt that the
10:12whole day with you,
10:13you owe it to yourself to explore and risk losing something, like, special.
10:17Like.
10:25Oh, my God.
10:34Why is it taking so long?
10:35This is so selfish.
10:42But I may be sick.
10:43Can you please?
10:45Like, I can't.
10:48I think I'm worried about your brother and your dad because they're going to watch this.
10:52Oh, my God.
10:54But it's not about them.
10:55It's about how you feel.
10:57You know what I mean?
11:02I'm really fucking confused.
11:04I really have a really bad feeling.
11:06Me too.
11:12David, what the fuck?
11:14Come on.
11:19I've lost so much respect for him.
11:22If it's that hard to make a decision that should have been like this, if it were so, like, locked
11:27in power couple since day one, there's a reason.
11:30Whatever happened on this date had this guy lost the words.
11:34Lo, keep your head up.
11:36This is, like, torture.
11:40I'm about to, like, pass out.
11:44David, are you okay?
11:47Doesn't look like it, if I'm being honest.
11:51David, we need a name.
11:55Fucking say it, dude.
11:56You got this, David.
11:58It's about you.
11:59Nobody else but you.
12:00You'd just be taking a big risk.
12:02I mean, I don't think it's a risk because I do genuinely care about him.
12:06After, like, 20 hours, girl, please.
12:11Holy fuck.
12:22I just can't fucking do this.
12:25Come on, David.
12:26Let's go.
12:27It's torturous for everybody.
12:30Can't do it.
12:30I need life.
12:31Yeah, can we just take a break, please?
12:32I literally can't.
12:33Like, I feel like I'm about to pass out.
12:34I think you got to please.
12:35That's crazy.
12:36Please.
12:38David, sack up, bro.
12:39He's just standing in silence.
12:40This is so weird.
12:45She's crying.
12:54We love you, Lo.
13:00Be a fucking man.
13:02Pussy.
13:10We're joking on the fear.
13:15Yeah, come on.
13:16Let's go, bro.
13:17Make a decision.
13:18Yeah.
13:19Can't have us wait like this.
13:20Just fucking say it, bro.
13:23I think you got it, please.
13:25Please.
13:29David, for fuck's sake.
13:54Bro, what the fuck?
13:56This is a joke.
13:57Is he just refusing to make a decision?
14:00What the fuck's up?
14:00What is happening?
14:05David, Lo deserves to know how you feel.
14:07Come on.
14:08You're being so fucking selfish right now.
14:11Look at what you're doing.
14:13It's okay, Lo.
14:21David, we need a name.
14:25Now.
14:28If they call you backstabber, betrayer, black magic, black traitor.
14:39The person I choose to send overboard.
14:49Don't do this to me.
15:01This Lord.
15:17You fucking dickhead.
15:21Oh, my God.
15:27Oh.
15:29Oh.
15:32It's okay.
15:34Holy fuck.
15:38Damn, David.
15:41I feel like a piece of shit.
15:42No, no, no.
15:43Don't.
15:43It's fine.
15:44We love you, Lo.
15:46He's a fucking dumbass, Lo.
15:51Goddamn, Lauren.
15:52I hope she can feel how fucking hurt we all have for her.
15:55And, like, no.
15:57There's solidarity and all.
15:59I feel so happy.
16:01The bond that they had was so...
16:03We all wanted it.
16:04That's why I'm here.
16:05Because I looked at them and I was like, fuck yeah.
16:09Like, fuck yeah.
16:12What the fuck is wrong with you?
16:14This is crazy.
16:17Love you.
16:18That was hard.
16:19The most sickening scenario.
16:21Because if someone like David can do that,
16:23and then any of them can do it,
16:25he was supposed to be one of the good ones, you know?
16:29I don't want you to be one of the good ones.
16:30You can join the other couples on the topside deck.
16:34Jump over.
16:35We don't even want you here anywhere, David.
16:38That's your girlfriend.
16:39That's your fucking girlfriend.
16:40You just dropped in the goddamn ocean, you dumbass.
16:44He asked her to be his girlfriend last night.
16:47He was talking about their future.
16:49He was talking about them getting married.
16:54Fucking go home.
16:56The fuck?
16:57Are you not embarrassed of yourself?
16:59This is on TV, you fucking idiot.
17:02Val, he'll do the same exact shit to you,
17:04so don't expect much.
17:06Here he is.
17:06Can we get drinks?
17:07This was crazy.
17:08Is the bar open?
17:10I need it.
17:11I need it.
17:11Let's get out of here.
17:12He made her stand on there for 45 fucking minutes.
17:15No fucking balls.
17:17Oh my God, dude.
17:17That's crazy.
17:24Lila.
17:25Come here, babe.
17:26Come here.
17:29This is fucking insane.
17:31I'm actually sick to my stomach.
17:35This is a sick joke.
17:37What the fuck just happened?
17:39I'm so upset.
17:42I'm so upset for her.
17:44She's bad.
17:45She's so nasty.
17:46She took a fucking nap today
17:48because of how much she knew
17:49like that was her man.
17:51What is going on?
17:54All right, let me show you real quick.
17:56This is in, like,
17:57I'm gonna take so much heat
17:59from them up there, too.
18:00Um, no, you're not
18:01because I'm your first line of defense, babe.
18:03I think I'm not packed down there.
18:05We're here to make friends.
18:06Remember that.
18:07Yeah.
18:08Your decisions are your job.
18:09So...
18:09Regardless of what happens,
18:11the outcome.
18:12The fact that people were reacting
18:13that way they did
18:14just because you're friends with her,
18:15like, that's for his connection.
18:17If he didn't feel it,
18:18he didn't feel it.
18:18That's up to him.
18:19David, he said,
18:20screw everybody else
18:20and I respect him 100% for that.
18:24Tim, you look like...
18:26Everybody saw a ghost.
18:27Yeah, you look like you saw a ghost.
18:29That wait time was just, like, crazy.
18:31Like, it was just torture.
18:31I mean, he cooked himself for God.
18:35I'm so surprised.
18:36I really didn't see this coming at all.
18:39But also, like, David, for me,
18:40I understand he's in a really tough place
18:42because I've been there.
18:43It's switched up that fast,
18:44so you're gone.
18:45I also went up there
18:46with two amazing guys
18:47and had to make a choice.
18:48It's really about you,
18:50your relationship,
18:51and I think that you went on a date
18:53and he came back
18:54and he made me the right decision for him.
18:56Come, baby.
18:57Time to face.
18:58You're a real friend.
18:59They'll stand by your decision.
19:00You have so many people
19:02standing behind you,
19:02you don't even know.
19:03It's just us.
19:04It's okay.
19:05Bro, they were dating.
19:07Bro, he made her his girlfriend
19:08last night.
19:09That's last night.
19:10Fucking wild.
19:11Yeah.
19:13I mean, what a fucking dirtbag, bro.
19:15Seriously.
19:16We need to make sure
19:17Leela doesn't crash out right now.
19:19Hi.
19:20Hey, guys.
19:21Okay, what?
19:21Anyone else is saying
19:22getting ready to tell my brother?
19:24I appreciate that.
19:25You can count on me, dog.
19:26That was just serious.
19:28Give him grace, Tim.
19:29Please.
19:31You went through the same shit,
19:32but on the opposite side.
19:35I think the guy's loss of respect
19:36for David.
19:37I was in a very similar situation,
19:39but Beau and Gia
19:40didn't have the amount of time
19:41Lauren and David did.
19:43They had what was seemingly
19:44such a tight bond.
19:45You happy?
19:46Do I look happy?
19:47Like, what the fuck?
19:48Oh, it was so hard for you.
19:49I feel so bad for you.
19:51Must be sick as fuck
19:52living in that head of yours.
19:56Why'd you have to scream, though?
19:57You didn't have to scream like that.
19:59That was inappropriate.
20:00Yeah, let's defend the man.
20:01I know.
20:01It was my friend, too,
20:02but you don't have to scream profanity.
20:04Bro, she can say,
20:05what she wants to say.
20:06Who's to her?
20:07She's in the situation.
20:08She didn't do anything wrong.
20:09It's not about her.
20:10But can you imagine
20:11standing on a frickin' plank
20:12into your first day here
20:13and you've only had, like,
20:14a couple hours to make friends?
20:16Can I finish?
20:17No, I don't want you to finish.
20:18Frankly, I don't give a fuck
20:19what you're just saying.
20:20Don't let her do that to you.
20:22And you want the same shit.
20:23Don't let her do anything to you.
20:24She's being a little bitch.
20:25She's like 12.
20:26That's exactly what we should expect.
20:28Let her dig her own fucking grave.
20:30Honestly, Val being dramatic
20:32and acting like it's about her,
20:33it has nothing to do with her.
20:35I'm not saying that girl's
20:36the fucking devil or anything.
20:38But, like, that also needs
20:39to be understood
20:39to everyone else's feelings
20:40of, like, complete distrust, disgust.
20:43Dude, that makes me want
20:44to, like, take 10 steps back.
20:46Like, I know Tim's the most amazing
20:47person who sees this is...
20:49That makes me want to take
20:5010 steps back.
20:5110 steps back from...
20:52Literally, the man
20:52that's been sleeping next to
20:53for 15 years,
20:54they're gonna look at them
20:55and go,
20:55you are not what I think you are.
20:58This is fucking crazy.
21:00Why?
21:00What's...
21:01Because they're upset with you?
21:02No, like, the whole situation,
21:03like, our date went really,
21:04really well, obviously, but...
21:05What happened on the date?
21:06No, no, no, no, no, no.
21:07Let's talk about that later.
21:08Now's not the time.
21:08Now's not the time.
21:09Yeah, true.
21:09Whatever you did...
21:11Just so you know, Val...
21:12But she does deserve a...
21:14I talked to them all.
21:16They're not actually mad at you.
21:17The only one who doesn't like you
21:18is Leela.
21:19Everyone else, like,
21:19respects what you did
21:20because you had to do it.
21:21I'm gonna say something about
21:22like, it'll be nice.
21:24If I think you fucked up,
21:25I'd tell you that you fucked up.
21:26I wanna say,
21:27this has nothing to do
21:28with you at all.
21:29Nothing to do...
21:30Funded.
21:30Everything I said,
21:31everything I said
21:32was to David and David only.
21:34You're beautiful.
21:35You're amazing.
21:35You deserve the best man
21:37in the world.
21:37I appreciate that.
21:38And it has nothing to do with you.
21:40You deserve way better.
21:41You could do so much better.
21:43Oh, shit.
21:46I do appreciate her apology,
21:47but I just feel,
21:49even though everything
21:49she's been feeling
21:50has been directed toward David,
21:52she just took it to a level
21:53that was so fucking serious.
21:55I cannot stand people
21:56act like that.
21:56Things are getting
21:57really choppy now.
21:58I think that, obviously,
22:00you made what's
22:01the right decision for you,
22:02and I hope you guys work out
22:03so it wasn't not worth it.
22:05So, I wish you the best.
22:07I really do.
22:08Oh, don't worry.
22:08Can we talk?
22:10Yeah.
22:10Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:16How you feeling?
22:17I know it's fucking a lot.
22:18That's a lot.
22:19I feel like a total scumbag.
22:21And I think that feeling
22:22is more than fair, bro.
22:24I mean,
22:24I'm not trying to fucking
22:26rub dirt on it,
22:27but that's the situation
22:29you're in, you know?
22:32Yeah.
22:33I pulled David for the talk
22:34because I want to be there
22:35for him,
22:36and I want to give him
22:36a shoulder.
22:37It was just difficult.
22:39There's nothing he can say
22:40that would justify
22:41his actions today,
22:43and he just handled it
22:44like shit.
22:44He made it worse
22:45by fucking having her
22:46sit up there.
22:47You know what I mean?
22:48Like, I mean, it was...
22:49I didn't want her to go.
22:50I know, I know.
22:51I have a lot of love
22:52for Lauren.
22:53That is why it took so long
22:55to spit it out
22:55was because
22:56I really do have
22:58feelings for her.
22:59None of that was fake,
23:00and it wasn't right
23:02for me to keep her.
23:04Like, sexually,
23:05I don't think we're meshing.
23:07I think she enjoyed it
23:09a lot.
23:09But for me,
23:10they were just
23:11some things
23:11that weren't
23:13going to work.
23:15Yeah.
23:16I just wish
23:16it wasn't a fucking plank.
23:19Yeah.
23:19I wish it was a just,
23:20hey, this isn't
23:21going to work out.
23:22That would be ideal,
23:23but I don't have
23:24control over that.
23:25It's a lot, bro,
23:26but you put yourself
23:28in this situation,
23:29you know what I mean?
23:30You saw some shit
23:31that was wrong,
23:32didn't bring it up.
23:33Y'all started dating
23:34yesterday officially.
23:35Like, you had that
23:36on top,
23:37and then now
23:37you had the date.
23:40Holy shit.
23:42Whichever way
23:43you put it,
23:43I fucked up.
23:45This date
23:46that we just went on
23:47progressed
23:48and intimately
23:49moved a lot quicker
23:50than I expected to
23:53in a way
23:54that I know
23:54Lauren wouldn't
23:55have been comfortable with.
23:57What happened?
24:02Fellatios and shit.
24:06I don't know.
24:07It just kind of happened.
24:09We're adults.
24:10Like, if you don't
24:10want to fucking do that,
24:11you don't do that.
24:28Everyone's feeling tense
24:29at the mention of fellatio.
24:31Dude, it's all the same.
24:33So party's over, people.
24:37I'll see you in the morning.
24:38Good night, bro.
24:39I can't believe
24:39what happened,
24:40to be honest.
24:40Like, I'm actually shocked.
24:42Dude, I've just been
24:42saying this.
24:43You guys are all
24:44just, like, so
24:45unobservant.
24:46Well, you heard
24:46about the date reaction.
24:48We didn't hear about that.
24:48That's unfair.
24:49You had inside info.
24:51Oh, they hate drama.
24:53You know what?
24:54It's not even drama.
24:55Like, this is
24:56Lo's life, too.
24:57No, no, 100%.
24:59Well, breakfast's
25:00going to be interesting.
25:03I'm just learning
25:04a lot better.
25:08Good night, good night.
25:10Are you sleeping here?
25:13Christine's so hot,
25:14but Jake obviously likes her.
25:15So it's just, like,
25:16me versus Jake.
25:17For God's sake,
25:18I hope she chooses me
25:19and I'll be fucking
25:20and I'll be fucking
25:21It's going to be real.
25:23I'm so weird.
25:25I have anxiety.
25:27I'm just
25:28holding up
25:29with water.
25:31What's up?
25:36Oh, my God.
25:37It's going to be so
25:37very old.
25:39You too.
25:55I would just say
25:56that I'm never
25:57a second choice
25:57to anyone.
25:58I think that they were rude
25:59in the way
26:00they went about it,
26:00watching them, like,
26:01make out
26:02and cuddle
26:02and all that.
26:03Her type is
26:04younger guys,
26:05which is asinine.
26:06She likes guys
26:07who don't have hair.
26:09That kid looks like
26:09he has alopecia.
26:10He doesn't have any hair
26:11anywhere in his body.
26:12And then she also
26:13kind of likes, like,
26:14frat boy kind of guy.
26:15Like, that's probably
26:16more her type
26:17than someone who's
26:17more mature like me.
26:18I'm almost 30.
26:19Have you totally
26:20written her off?
26:21Yeah.
26:21Yeah, 100%
26:22totally written off.
26:23That was crazy.
26:26Look at the flexibility
26:27on that guy
26:28and a dexterous
26:30little piggly wiggly.
26:32Let's check in
26:33on David and Val.
26:34Hopefully, they're not
26:35in the shower again.
26:36I don't think
26:39you did, like,
26:39that wrong.
26:40It'd be different
26:40if you were, like,
26:41doing that, like,
26:42with every, like,
26:42girl or something
26:43that, like, came in
26:44and everyone was, like,
26:45you know.
26:45But I feel like
26:46that's enough time
26:48to kind of figure out,
26:48like, what vibe
26:49you feel with her
26:49or, like,
26:50what reservations
26:50you may have with her.
26:52I feel like
26:52during that period of time,
26:53it's like,
26:53you've been, like,
26:54what, you're gonna
26:54find out in, like,
26:55two, three days
26:55and I feel like
26:56it takes time.
26:57Mm-hmm.
26:59It's like,
26:59how else
26:59you're supposed
27:00to go about it.
27:02I do appreciate that.
27:04I appreciate you
27:06like, literally
27:07just stood there.
27:08Oh, yeah.
27:09David definitely
27:10is a little bit
27:11overwhelmed.
27:12He is human
27:12and it is a very
27:13emotional situation
27:14to be in.
27:15I like how this went.
27:17David is my
27:18type 2 and T.
27:19He's everything
27:20I'm looking for.
27:21There was definitely
27:22a lot of sexual chemistry
27:23and that really says
27:25a lot to our connections.
27:29I'm so...
27:31You and me
27:32both bow.
27:34Can I say that?
27:41Attention,
27:42tops and bottoms.
27:44While the
27:44downsiders get
27:45ready for your day,
27:47you topsiders
27:48can head out
27:49to the sun deck
27:50where you can
27:51eat your feelings.
27:53Flip that in.
27:54Yeah.
27:54Uh-huh.
27:54Wait, wait, wait,
27:55let me see.
27:55And then...
27:56Nope.
27:56Yeah, yeah, yeah.
27:57And then here.
27:57Okay, yeah,
27:58but maybe a little bit
27:58more of a triangle.
27:59Yeah, a nice little triangle.
28:00How do you guys feel
28:01about the downside?
28:03Me and James
28:03have hit our breaking point
28:04at this point.
28:05How long?
28:05You guys live here, bro.
28:08It's been too long.
28:09It's bad.
28:10Me and James
28:10have been on the downside
28:11for so long.
28:12I'm actually losing my mind.
28:14Oh my God.
28:14Gabby is right.
28:15This is a hellhole.
28:17This is gross.
28:18I never want to see
28:19this color on me again.
28:20One, two, three.
28:20Oh, that's what I was doing.
28:22I mean, I did do it.
28:23I just didn't do it.
28:25The emotions were fucking wild
28:27last night.
28:28Yeah.
28:28Yeah.
28:29Have you talked to David?
28:30I did last night.
28:31Yeah, I did too.
28:32Lauren has to be
28:33so heartbroken right now.
28:34I couldn't imagine.
28:35To be in love
28:36and then like also
28:37for him to say like
28:38he wants to put a baby in her
28:39and like all this stuff
28:40and like...
28:40And ask her to be his girl
28:41from the night before.
28:42And then like
28:43literally get swayed
28:44in four hours
28:45by some girl
28:46that's like his body type.
28:48Yeah, it's crazy.
28:49It's crazy.
28:50We're a loser.
29:07The fruit's good today.
29:09Are you hungry, David?
29:12No.
29:13Oh, you'd think
29:14you'd worked up an appetite.
29:19Did you have the passion
29:20fruit?
29:20Yes, no.
29:21Leela ate it all.
29:22Yeah, me taking
29:23that passion fruit
29:24was the most selfish
29:25act of the day.
29:44That's one way
29:45to get someone
29:45to leave breakfast
29:46or that.
29:50So this morning
29:51I've kind of been
29:51in this place
29:52of self-loathing.
29:54I'm just so surprised
29:56from him.
29:56I thought he was
29:57like a sweet guy.
29:58Everyone did.
29:59Everyone did.
30:00Being chirped at
30:01in such a negative way
30:02part of me does feel
30:03like I deserve it
30:05so I'm really
30:06really kind of
30:07struggling with that.
30:08I'm trying not to
30:09let Val see that
30:10because I don't want
30:10her to feel like
30:12she's done anything wrong
30:13but I do feel
30:14very stuck
30:15as far as like
30:17building something
30:18with Val
30:19just because
30:19I feel like
30:21the bad guy.
30:22Hi, my baby.
30:23Hi, too, man.
30:24Make me a hug.
30:31I just feel gross.
30:34None of us
30:34have a issue
30:36and that is a hard
30:38decision
30:39to get an ace,
30:39okay?
30:40So I don't want you
30:41up here beating
30:42yourself up.
30:43I'm going to let you
30:44get it all out,
30:45okay?
30:46You hear me?
30:47Yeah.
30:48And then you want
30:48to pick your head up.
30:50It's going to be okay.
31:01Braiding hair
31:02is known as
31:03the best way
31:04to break up tension.
31:05I love it
31:05when people do my hair.
31:07Who can be mad
31:07in pigtails?
31:09Hi.
31:10How are you?
31:10Good.
31:11How are you?
31:12Good.
31:12Where's Delaney?
31:13She's coming.
31:14Oh, okay.
31:16Come in.
31:19Okay, sorry.
31:19There you go, baby.
31:20You look so cute.
31:22Thanks.
31:22I'm going to change
31:23into the robe.
31:24So how's everyone
31:24feeling?
31:27Yeah, I mean,
31:28I definitely, like,
31:29like, overall,
31:30I am very, like,
31:31happy, of course,
31:32because of how
31:32great the day went,
31:33but obviously,
31:33it is just very
31:34overwhelming just
31:35because everything
31:35happens so quickly.
31:36I'm honestly, like,
31:37scared to ask
31:38because, like, you know,
31:38you hear, like,
31:39so many things,
31:39but I guess what made
31:40it so, like,
31:41shocking for everybody?
31:42They came in
31:43on day one
31:44and...
31:45And they coupled up
31:45immediately.
31:46Immediately,
31:46they coupled up.
31:47They had this, like,
31:48very, very strong
31:49connection.
31:50Yeah.
31:50And they were, like,
31:52intimate, like,
31:53right off the bat.
31:55Obviously, like,
31:56the asking to be,
31:57like, the girlfriend
31:58and stuff.
32:00Coming as a shipwrecker,
32:01you just never know
32:02what to expect,
32:02and I'm feeling
32:03very anxious.
32:04I don't know
32:05where his head is at.
32:07Yeah, no,
32:08I mean,
32:08I, like,
32:09didn't know
32:09about the boyfriend-girlfriend
32:10thing.
32:11Of course you didn't,
32:12and that's why I said,
32:13like, it had nothing
32:14to do with you.
32:15Yeah.
32:15Because how could you
32:16have known?
32:17You literally were not here.
32:18Like, that's why I,
32:20you know,
32:20I felt bad because,
32:21obviously,
32:21in the heat of the moment,
32:22I said a lot,
32:23and...
32:24But from the bottom
32:25of my heart,
32:26none of what I said
32:27was about you
32:28in any way,
32:29and I didn't,
32:30and the last thing
32:30I would ever do
32:31is shame the girl
32:33when a guy fucks up.
32:35To us,
32:35what he did was,
32:36like,
32:36blatant disrespect,
32:38David and Lowe,
32:39to me,
32:40were like parents.
32:41We would joke about that,
32:42and so I feel like
32:43David didn't only
32:44disappoint Lowe,
32:45but he disappointed
32:46me and everyone else.
32:48I didn't know
32:49that David was capable
32:50of doing that,
32:51especially to someone
32:52that he cared
32:53so deeply about.
32:54How do you think
32:55everything is going
32:56to move forward
32:56with you guys?
32:57I'm, like,
32:58very excited.
32:59Like, I think,
32:59you know,
33:00like, I,
33:00like, he is my type 2T.
33:01He is very sweet,
33:02so I'm very open
33:03to, like, exploring it,
33:04and I do want something,
33:05like, more long-term,
33:05and that is what he
33:07has said he wants to.
33:08That's exactly
33:08how Lauren felt, too.
33:12And she was not worried
33:14about what was going
33:15to happen on that date.
33:17What happens to one girl
33:18can most likely
33:19happen to another,
33:20and I hope that
33:22what you guys
33:22has is different.
33:23I just do want
33:25you to be careful.
33:26Yeah.
33:27Because I would hate
33:27for him to do it again
33:28to another woman.
33:30I genuinely really,
33:31really like David,
33:32but I'm a very,
33:33very loyal person,
33:34and I don't want
33:35to give that loyalty
33:36to, like,
33:36the wrong person,
33:37so it makes me nervous
33:38in my connection
33:39with David
33:39at this moment.
33:42All right,
33:43I think I might leave
33:43you guys for the face mask
33:44because I have
33:45full makeup on
33:46and I'm not taking it
33:47out of there.
33:48I really, really appreciate that.
33:51Oh, my God.
33:51Thank you.
33:52Thank you.
33:53And I understand
33:53you guys' perspectives, too,
33:55so, like,
33:55you want you to see
33:56with me.
33:57I just have a spot
33:58for, like, everybody.
34:00It is so nice
34:01to see women
34:02supporting women.
34:04Here.
34:04Let's check
34:05if anyone gives a shit
34:06about David.
34:07I just wanted to pull you
34:08away from everyone.
34:09Yeah.
34:10Have some one-on-one.
34:12Like, man-to-man chat.
34:13Okay.
34:15First of all,
34:16sorry for blatantly
34:18ignoring you
34:19when you first walked in.
34:20I don't want to say
34:21anything I regretted to you.
34:24I just want to ask you,
34:26like, what is going
34:27through your head
34:28and just try
34:28and understand
34:29from an empathetic perspective?
34:31I just don't think
34:32there was a right way
34:33to do that.
34:34And ultimately,
34:35it was me deciding
34:36between two things
34:38that just really
34:39don't work
34:39with how I would
34:40normally be handling it.
34:41I understand.
34:43I think
34:45the reality of the situation
34:46is you
34:48put yourself
34:49in that position.
34:50You,
34:51regardless of how
34:52you felt on the date,
34:53you did what you did
34:54on the date,
34:55that caused
34:55more confusion for you.
34:57Sure, sure.
34:58yourself in that position
34:59to have to make
35:01a more difficult decision
35:02than it could have been.
35:06To be honest,
35:07I didn't think
35:08I would be swayed.
35:09Yeah.
35:10Even going into the date,
35:11I didn't know
35:11what I was walking into.
35:12I would have done things
35:14to make sure
35:15that it didn't progress
35:16in a way that
35:18put me in that
35:19kind of a position.
35:21as much as you're
35:22considering Lauren,
35:24do you see
35:25any potential
35:25at all with Val?
35:29I'd say yeah.
35:32The reason I'm asking that
35:33is because
35:34since you chose her,
35:35you have to consider
35:37her, you know,
35:38her emotions,
35:39her reactions to things.
35:41Val is probably
35:42more confused
35:43because of how
35:44it's played out.
35:45I feel like
35:46I brought her
35:46into this mess
35:47and so, I mean,
35:48it's just one
35:49fuck up after another.
35:51You don't want it
35:51to blow up
35:52into a thing
35:52where, like,
35:53you've hurt Lauren,
35:55you have all this regret
35:57and now
35:57you can potentially
35:58hurt Val.
36:01You owe it to her
36:02just based on
36:03the present
36:04and the situation
36:04that you're in
36:05to just see
36:06if there's anything
36:07there, you know?
36:10The only way
36:11I think I'm gonna
36:12make it in this world
36:13to a point
36:14where I want to be
36:15is by taking ownership
36:16of every single thing
36:18that happens in my life.
36:19I want you to know
36:21that I want to be there
36:22for you as a friend.
36:23I want to help you
36:24as much as I can.
36:25All right, man.
36:26Appreciate that.
36:34That was better.
36:35Play it, dude.
36:36I'll be all right.
36:37Yeah.
36:37Promise.
36:51So you got a call
36:51though with David?
36:52I did, yeah.
36:54She's obviously
36:55incredibly confused still.
36:56I just said to him,
36:57I was like,
36:58look, like you
36:58made your bed.
37:00You have to sleep in it.
37:01Yeah, it was
37:02a good conversation
37:03overall.
37:04Do you know
37:05what they did
37:05on the day?
37:07I do.
37:09Yeah.
37:13They made out
37:14and then she
37:15gave him that.
37:17Yeah.
37:22Val needs to run
37:24Val needs to run
37:24for her fucking life
37:24and if she doesn't
37:25understand that,
37:26I am so worried
37:27for her because
37:28she's bound
37:29to get hurt
37:29in this situation.
37:32Shit.
37:42David and Val are back
37:44on a massage table.
37:46avert your eyes.
37:48And here's
37:48Anna manhandling
37:50a slaughtered squid.
37:52Calamari, right?
37:52Calamari.
37:53Oh my God.
37:55This is just like
37:55the largest condom.
38:01So, just give me
38:02a lay of the land.
38:03I'm not going
38:04to be going
38:04for Christine.
38:05I think that
38:06Jake matches
38:08Christine's vibe more
38:09if you get what I'm saying.
38:10Yeah.
38:11He's kind of like
38:12a young, wild kid
38:13and she likes that.
38:15I feel like I'm more mature.
38:17Oh my God.
38:18It's very slimy.
38:20That could be a condom.
38:23But I was just saying
38:24that I'm not interested
38:25in her anymore
38:25because she likes that.
38:27I just don't know
38:28if that's true at all
38:29or if you're just giving up
38:30and you want to be
38:31first pick versus...
38:36Like, you're not used
38:37to fighting for anyone
38:38and it's all put into you.
38:39That's what I'm saying.
38:39I'm not used to this
38:40in New York much
38:41and so I'm not
38:42a second choice.
38:43I totally get that.
38:44So, it's like
38:45whatever attraction
38:46I had with you bought
38:47is gone.
38:47Yeah, you're like, I'm good.
38:48So, I'm not interested in her
38:49so I was just going to say
38:50we should just go back
38:51to the friend alliance thing
38:52if you want.
38:53I was even talking
38:54to someone today
38:54I was like,
38:55I would travel the world
38:55with Andrew.
38:56Yeah, same.
38:56I was like,
38:57Andrew will treat me
38:58with respect.
38:59Yeah.
38:59He will fucking get me
39:00the best accommodations.
39:02He will walk up in these...
39:03I'll get you whatever you want.
39:03I know.
39:04I was like,
39:04I would actually go anywhere.
39:05So, you already know
39:06it's me and you
39:07until the end.
39:08Yeah, 100%.
39:09Um, but I do...
39:10Yeah, we have to...
39:11Yeah, we have to...
39:11Yeah, I love you, Andrew.
39:12I love you, too.
39:14I've never really had a friend
39:16that's like a close friend
39:18that's a girl.
39:19Back in the city,
39:20it's like,
39:21I'm so focused on looks
39:23and appearance and all that
39:24that I neglect,
39:25like, actually getting to know
39:26someone on a deeper level
39:27and learning so much about them.
39:28But this experience forces you
39:30to learn more about personalities
39:32and what you like.
39:33And, like,
39:34honestly, dude,
39:35if you meshed
39:36Anna's personality
39:37with Christine's looks,
39:38that would be, like,
39:39the perfect human being.
39:40But, like,
39:41that's not real life,
39:42you know?
39:42Well, I think...
39:44That was good.
39:44We crossed it all.
39:45I honestly love
39:46we needed this.
39:47We were like,
39:47I want to talk to you about that.
39:49Okay, good job.
39:50Let's go wash
39:51our motherfucking hands.
39:52Andrew,
39:53you shouldn't be talking
39:54about how you like
39:55your women to look
39:56with those sideburns.
39:58Or should I say
39:59lack thereof?
40:01Do we get tequila for that?
40:02I think we should.
40:12Challenge today,
40:13do y'all think
40:13it's gonna be crazy?
40:15There's a lot of
40:16fucking meatheads right now.
40:18So...
40:19Yeah.
40:19Y'all are all
40:20gonna be popping off.
40:21It's gonna be something
40:22intense.
40:23I'm excited.
40:24Yes,
40:25it will be crazy,
40:26but a different kind of crazy.
40:28Dare I say,
40:29an emotional kind of crazy.
40:31It's gonna be crazy.
40:36Attention, shitmates.
40:38Good news for you.
40:39There's no challenge today.
40:41What the heck?
40:42So get ready for your
40:43Mediterranean beach party
40:45off the yacht.
40:47Yeah!
40:49Yeah!
40:50Yeah!
40:51Yeah!
40:52Yeah!
40:53Yeah!
40:57Oh, okay!
40:59Oh, shit!
41:00Oh, shit!
41:01Oh, shit!
41:03Woo!
41:03Right, all right, all right!
41:05¡Vamos a ir a la beach club!
41:07¡Bow, bow, bow!
41:09No sé qué está en suerte.
41:11¡Vamos a prepararme con mis para una partida en el Mediterráneo en Malta!
41:17¡Vamos a salir del barco!
41:19¡Vamos a disfrutar!
41:21¡Vamos a beber un poco!
41:22¡Vamos a beber un poco!
41:23¡Mis party! ¡Mis party!
41:26¡Ya!
41:28¡Ya, ya, ya!
41:29¡Estamos preparados para la partida!
41:31¡Ya!
41:32¡Let's go!
41:34¡Ya!
41:35¡Bow, big party!
41:37¡Big party!
41:39¡Mami happy!
41:41¡There we go, there we go!
41:42¡Vamos a estar!
41:43¡Yesterday was a really crazy playing walk!
41:46So, I hope that today is just a chill, laid-back day.
41:49I want to just continue developing my relationship with David
41:51and connection with David, and we can just have fun.
41:54Please.
41:55¡Hey, it's the fun move!
41:56¡Oh, it's the fun move!
41:58¡Yeah, losers!
42:00I need tequila injected into my veins.
42:02¡I definitely want a t-shirt contest!
42:05Farewell, Chakra.
42:06Guys, I'm so excited to have a good day.
42:08Me too.
42:09I can't wait to see all the fallen faces
42:12and nervous diarrhea
42:14when they see all of their surprises.
42:20You know what they say.
42:23Exes mark the spot.
42:28And these exes have a major score to settle.
42:31Oh, shit.
42:34There's no way.
42:36I know you sick freaks want to know what happens next.
42:40Party's here.
42:41Party's here is crazy.
42:42Speak of the devil.
42:43Oh, fuck me.
42:44I am so repulsed by you.
42:47Shit.
42:48There's both.
42:48I was the better man for her.
42:50Hi, you.
42:51What are you doing here?
42:52Jim's freaking the fuck out.
42:54I want a man that's secure within themselves.
42:56I have some questions, but I need answers.
42:58All you did was just kiss her.
43:00What the fuck?
43:01She's a fucking, like, skank.
43:03You're literally as fucking low-class, like, as they come.
43:35You're literally as fucking low-class, like, as they come.
43:35You're literally as fucking low-class, like, as they come.
43:37You're literally as fucking low-class, like, as they come.
43:40You're literally as fucking low-class, like, as they come.
43:41You're literally as fucking low-class, like, as they come.
43:42You're literally as fucking low-class, like, as they come.
43:42You're literally as fucking low-class, like, as they come.
43:42You're literally as fucking low-class, like, as they come.
43:43You're literally as fucking low-class, like, as they come.
43:43You're literally as fucking low-class, like, as they come.
43:44You're literally as fucking low-class, like, as they come.
43:44You're literally as fucking low-class, like, as they come.
43:45You're literally as fucking low-class, like, as they come.
43:46You're literally as fucking low-class, like, as they come.
43:46Gracias.
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