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Love Overboard Season 1 Episode 5
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00:00¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:30Humbly moved on from Sade
00:32And while Lowe is writing her love story with David
00:36I stand beside David down the aisle
00:39David is realizing they may not be on the same page sexually
00:44We've had sex in a handful of times, I haven't come yet
00:47What?
00:48A very titillating episode of Love Overboard starts now
00:55There he is
00:56Keith
00:58Oh, there he is
01:05Me and Keith, I think we have a good thing going
01:08And he's really been like my rock in here
01:11And it's something that I feel like I've needed for a long time
01:14We're going to see where this goes
01:15I'm a one-woman dude
01:16I feel like you're kind of a one-man girl
01:18So I'm not too worried about it
01:25Topside love is in bloom
01:27With David and Lowe, Karai and Leela, Tam and Gia, and Keith and Delaney all reveling in romance
01:36Girl challenges tomorrow
01:38If I were to win, like, who would I take up?
01:41But down-sider Bella's search for love has been wilting since the day she arrived on the chakra
01:48Bradley's the only one I'm actually interested in
01:51I think he's hot
01:52I don't think he thinks he's hot, which is perfect
01:56I don't want my man knowing how beautiful he is
01:59That's something I want to think about because I'm finally taking a risk
02:02And wanting to get out of the downside
02:04So I'm like, who would I even fucking bring upstairs?
02:07Whatever you want to do, whatever you, like, think is what
02:09You got to do what's right for you at the end of the day
02:12It's literally based on who I trust
02:13Everything I want out of this experience is on the top side
02:19Which is a fine man, good food, a little drink and a nice fancy glass
02:26Did you maybe see a connection with me?
02:31Uh, I don't know
02:32I do like, I do think that we have, like, a nice, like, rapport
02:36Yeah
02:36But I just don't have any, like, feeling feelings
02:41So, yeah
02:43I'm just, like, mad at myself that I ate so many chips and fucking
02:49Hold on, BRB, hold up
02:51Yep, they're still here, baby
02:52Woo!
02:54Oh, I fucking hate that
02:56I don't get rejected where I'm from
02:58I'm the eight girl of the Midwest
03:00I think that I was obviously doing him a huge, mega, mega favor
03:05By even giving him the time of day
03:12Nice
03:12Now that I know there's not a connection with me and Bradley
03:15At this point, all I can focus on is winning the challenge
03:19Getting to the top side
03:21And then just figuring it out from there
03:23While Bella heads back downside to lick her wounds
03:26Our top side couples are licking other things
03:30Ooh, can we zoom in a little?
03:39Attention, milk jugs and soy boys
03:42Caviar brunch that you did not pay for is ready on the deck
03:46Top side girls, fill up on fish eggs
03:49As today's challenge is getting physical
03:52Someone will be walking the plank tomorrow
03:55And you don't want it to be you
04:01Lila, have you ever read caviar before?
04:03I haven't, I don't want you to do it
04:05Just throw it in your mouth
04:05I can't eat this, though
04:07You can choose different toppings
04:11It kind of looks gross
04:13It's so good
04:14Do I chew it?
04:16Yeah, put it in your mouth and like
04:18Gargle it
04:19Gargle it?
04:21Gargle it's crazy
04:23The way I act with Tim
04:25Is a way I've never acted with anybody
04:27Because I feel like
04:28Before this experience
04:29I said if I'm really into somebody
04:31I act very feminine and soft
04:32And then if I'm not that into them
04:35I'm kind of very much like
04:36Bro with them
04:38So it's kind of the perfect balance
04:39That I've never seen with a guy
04:41Like I didn't even know it existed
04:43Salty, salty
04:47I think Karai and I are doing really well
04:49Being up top is definitely very different
04:51And it's a lot easier to explore your connection with somebody
04:54And the last challenge for the boys
04:56Was kind of sexual and romantic
04:59There's definitely some romantic energy
05:02Never again?
05:03Uh-uh
05:04We've not kissed
05:05No, we've not kissed
05:06But there's definitely a connection between Lila and I
05:08We'll just, we'll fill it out
05:09We'll see what happens
05:10Maybe, you know, I don't know
05:11Maybe soon
05:13Are you nervous for your child?
05:15No
05:16No
05:18I feel pretty good this morning
05:19Last night was, um, a doozy
05:21We just had, like, a lot of fun last night
05:27I, like, want to stay with him
05:29I want to be with him
05:30I feel like we talk a lot about, like, our future and everything
05:33I'm really here for him
05:34And, like, I'm all in for him
05:35So you think a girl's gonna get a photo?
05:37Maybe that's what today is
05:38If it was, who do you think would go?
05:42We got a handful that probably ought to go
05:45Everybody, what else?
05:48I do really like Lauren
05:50But I kind of feel this pressure
05:52To be something bigger than just one of us
05:55Like, this pressure to be this power couple
05:58Who's been here since day one
05:59And stayed up top
06:00What is he?
06:03I feel like I've been trying to find my person for a while
06:07And I think sexual compatibility is really important
06:09And there's been girls that I've dated in the past
06:12That just, we didn't have sexual compatibility
06:15Even though we had a lot of other things
06:17And it seems like we're not necessarily compatible sexually
06:24Jesus Christ
06:25Her parents will see this, though
06:29She is great
06:30Um, fuck
06:40Sometimes I forget we're on a boat
06:42And then I get seasick
06:43Well, yeah, me too
06:44I think it's also the nerves for me
06:47Why am I letting these fucking five, two men
06:51Jesus
06:51Make me feel not confident
06:54I am so seasick right now
06:56I know I'm beautiful
06:56Don't let anyone make you feel that way
06:59You know who you are
07:00And remind yourself when you feel yourself forgetting
07:03Dude, I can't
07:04You know what?
07:06I might just walk that plane
07:07No
07:08Or I stay
07:10I get one of these little boy punks
07:14And I bring them up with me through this challenge
07:17While this is a girl's challenge
07:19I'm gonna let them cry, beg, piss, and plead
07:21Because you had a premonition you won, right?
07:24Yeah, we'll see about that
07:26While Bella struggles to find a real man on this sensual chakra
07:30Andrew continues to fall deeper in love with himself
07:35I'm very presentable, I think
07:37Like, that's important to me is to look good
07:39And I love hair
07:40I love good hair
07:41How's my hair look?
07:42Good?
07:43Can you just make sure my hair looks good?
07:46I put some attention into that for sure
07:48That's a good baby
07:50I like the long hair
07:52My mom does too
07:53I'm not a big fan
07:55Just thinking about how I want a haircut
07:57Got the best barber in New York
07:58And he's not here
08:00I'm gonna put my best foot forward
08:02And have a positive attitude on this
08:04Wow, Andrew
08:05Your mummy would be so proud
08:10Attention
08:11Downside hunks
08:12Bring your buckets, sponges, and those used and abused forearms
08:17To the top deck to start scrubbing
08:19Alright, boys, get to work
08:21No, start scrubbing
08:23The playing ceremony is tomorrow
08:25I think we're all in a place right now
08:27Where we need new women on this boat
08:29I know, and I just feel so pressured to, like, find someone
08:32But, like, I'm worried that I won't
08:34Bella, right?
08:36No
08:37You wouldn't?
08:38No
08:38If there aren't any hot girls in the bar, I go to the next one
08:40It's not like that here
08:41You're stuck here
08:42I think we'll all get a chance to the girl
08:44We also might have girls coming
08:46If there are, I'm gonna freak out
08:49Because I'm really excited about that
08:50And we need some more girls on this boat
08:52I'd have to see if there's a connection there
08:54But it's possible
08:55I got your guys' backs for sure
08:57Both of you
08:57Of course, of course
08:58Yeah, bro
08:59Jesus Christ
09:04We've arrived at our next challenge
09:06Oh my God
09:08Top-siders, prepare to fight for your relationships
09:12Oh, gosh, that hurt
09:13Downside boys, don't be whiny bitches yet
09:17For you, I may have a surprise or two
09:20Alright, game time
09:37Cuties holding hands
09:39Oh my God
09:40Welcome to your next challenge
09:42Storm the castle
09:44So, this time
09:46All of the women will be competing
09:48But naturally, it's time to stir some shit up
09:52Two new shipwreckers
09:54Have earned their spot in the competition
09:57There are two women on their way
10:01I don't mean to seem so excited
10:04So, please welcome
10:05Our new shipwreckers
10:08Val and Christine
10:09Hands in the air
10:11And my feet on the ground
10:12Listen up, cause we're doing it all
10:14Whitting in my hair
10:15Yeah, I'm all on the top
10:16Turn the head, stay for myself
10:19Hello
10:22We have two new BBL baddies here
10:27What the fuck are y'all trying to do to me?
10:33Hello
10:33I do a lot of crazy things for love
10:36My parents didn't like a guy
10:37So, I hit a relationship for two and a half years
10:39When I am set on somebody
10:41And when I really like somebody
10:43It's really hard for me to, like, divert
10:46And, uh, sometimes it clouds my judgment a little bit
10:50I think a lot of people don't think I'm as smart as I look, I guess
10:53So, they would never guess chemists
10:55Um, they would definitely be like
10:57Oh, she's probably a bottle girl
10:58I don't even know
10:59I tend to go for the tall, dark, and handsome
11:01Brown eyes, brown hair
11:03I definitely am someone that
11:04If I see someone I like, I will go for it
11:07Okay, pity
11:09Those girls are exactly David's type
11:11And that kind of gets me going a little bit
11:13I mean, they're new
11:13And they don't know the dynamics of everything
11:15So, I'm feeling a little nervous
11:17Good morning
11:30How are you guys?
11:32Good
11:32How are you?
11:33Good
11:33I won't ask anybody else
11:36New girls
11:37I would say Val does fit maybe my usual type
11:41I have said I do like plastic
11:43And I do like big buds
11:44But, like
11:48I just
11:49I'm really happy with Lauren
11:51Oh, I know this girl
11:54Immediately when she walked down
11:56I said, I've met this girl before
11:57We met in, uh, the VIP section of this club
12:01In the Hamptons last summer
12:03And she seemed into me last year
12:05I thought it was
12:06She was hot as hell then
12:07I think she's hot as hell now
12:09Dibs on the lot
12:10Well, you can go join the rest of our crew
12:15How are you?
12:16Hello
12:17What's up? What's your name?
12:18Christine, nice to meet you
12:19Christine is one of the most beautiful girls
12:21I think I've ever seen in my entire life
12:22And I'm really excited
12:23To be able to spend more time with her
12:24And get to know her better
12:25Okay, so
12:27Today's mission
12:28Simple
12:29Our downside girls
12:31Can challenge a topside girl
12:33And all you have to do
12:35Is win the race to the top of the wall
12:37Each topside guy
12:39Will be waiting up top
12:41And he is your ticket
12:42Out of economy
12:44And into first class
12:45Where you belong
12:46Our two new shipwreckers
12:48Will be downsiders
12:49And can challenge for a spot
12:51On the topside
12:53Okay, topside men
12:55Come stand over here
12:57So somber
12:59All right
13:00If you're planning a sneak attack
13:02It's not so sneaky anymore
13:04Declare your target now
13:07Does anyone want to challenge Gia for Tim?
13:11Yeah
13:11I didn't forget
13:12Yeah, it's Christine
13:13Yeah, yeah, yeah
13:15I haven't been told too, too much
13:17About, like, what happens on the boat yet
13:19So I can't really be strategic
13:21And I'm just picking
13:23Whichever one I think is cutest
13:25First up is topside Gia
13:28Versus shipwrecker Christine
13:31This shit is scary
13:32This is the first challenge
13:33I've actually had to participate in
13:35I know I'm gonna have to full force it
13:37Because that's my man
13:38Ready
13:40Set
13:41Climb
13:42Yes, Gia
13:47You got this, baby
13:49You're going great
13:50Spider monkey, baby
13:51That was not the strut
13:53You got this, you got this
13:54Come on, come on
13:55I'm just thinking about Christine
13:57And how hot she is
13:58And
13:58Yes, Christine
14:00How bad I want her
14:01And how I'm gonna have to deal with Jake
14:02The whole time
14:03Yeah, baby
14:07Nice try, Christine
14:09You'll love the Zan side
14:11And your new neighbors
14:13Are very excited to welcome you
14:15Let the games begin
14:17Okay, would anyone like to challenge
14:20Leela for Karai
14:23No, buddy
14:25I kind of thought I was maybe a little ugly now
14:27Because no one's going for me
14:29But honestly, super happy that no one's going for me
14:31So if I can just remain ugly for the rest of the time here
14:34That's perfect
14:35Because Leela's great
14:36Would anyone like to challenge
14:38Lo for David
14:44Val
14:44Wait, which one is Val?
14:46I'm Val
14:48Okay, cool
14:49Oh, shit
14:50Oh, fuck
14:51Hell yeah
14:52David is very attractive
14:53Val, mind you, I'm coming in
14:54So I don't know what the fuck is going on
14:56But everybody was like, you know
14:58Kind of shocked about that
15:00David's smiling is crazy
15:01Get the fuck out of here
15:03Wipe that smile off your face
15:05Literally
15:06I'm gonna say something to her
15:08I think that Lo can tell
15:11That one of the girls
15:12Might be David's type
15:13Lo has a little bit of spice
15:15And she can bite
15:17So I think that she's
15:19A little bit intimidated
15:21All right, ladies
15:22Me and David are in love
15:23FYI
15:24But I made the best girl win
15:25Okay, thanks for letting me know
15:27You're welcome
15:27Oh, so like back off
15:29Like, oh, like a guy
15:30That you've known for like seven days
15:31Like, come on
15:32Ready, set, go
15:38Oh, I don't know
15:41Oh, you got this
15:42Just like that
15:44Just like that
15:44Just like that
15:45Stay up straight
15:45Oh, God, it's so bad
15:46Yeah, yeah
15:50You're doing so good
15:52Yay
15:56Another topside win
15:57You killed it
15:59I won
15:59I'm happy I won
16:00And I hold it down for my man
16:03All right
16:04Um, Delaney for Keef
16:08Lexi
16:09I'm happy with James
16:11No matter if I'm on the topside
16:12Or the downside
16:13But the downside has been crazy
16:15We are going a little nuts
16:16And Bella
16:17I have to get to the topside
16:19To get out of the sausage party
16:21Gotta win this challenge
16:22It's actually like dire need
16:24If I don't win this challenge
16:25I don't know if I'm staying
16:26I'm so serious
16:28Okay, ready?
16:30I'm on these bitches next
16:31Because I used to run track
16:33Used to do hurdles
16:36I'm really good
16:37I'm really fast
16:38Um, also, uh
16:40I've had like three cups of coffee today
16:43And, um
16:46That was confirmation from the spirit, guys
16:48I'm about to win this shit
16:50Okay
16:50I feel it in my heart
16:52My soul
16:53And in my pelvis area
16:54Okay, ready
16:56Set
16:57Go
17:10Oh, yeah, Lexi
17:13Come on, Lexi
17:31Oh, no
17:34I guess the wall has other ideas for your pelvis area
17:38You did so good
17:41You did so good
17:42Lex, you did good
17:43no it fucking done
17:47well
17:48you bottoms gave it your all
17:51but the girls on top will not
17:53be switching their positions
17:54anytime soon
17:56it was a topside sweep so I'm just proud of
17:59all my girls I'm happy that I won
18:01and that some new girl didn't come and steal
18:03my man that just would have been unacceptable
18:05until next time keep
18:07climbing
18:16¡Gracias por ver!
18:37¡Gracias por ver!
19:07I'm definitely going to talk to David.
19:09I've heard David and Lowe have been locked in since like day one, but that's not my fault.
19:14I'm in it for me.
19:15So, I mean, sorry.
19:23With two new tempting shipwreckers and a horny happy hour on the horizon, the Downsiders
19:29are preparing for one more night of flirting and fondling.
19:33The Downsider who successfully seduces another shipmate will earn a date text.
19:39Who will get turned on and who will get turned down?
19:43I'm not even upset about the challenge.
19:46I got triggered by the boys, like, to be honest.
19:48Because I know there's nobody here for me.
19:52I think everything's going to work out, though.
19:54Don't freak out.
19:55I've had nothing.
19:56I've had no connections.
19:57I've never been upstairs.
20:00I've never won a challenge.
20:01Everybody else is so beautiful.
20:05Like, they're literally cool kids.
20:07Like, they're literally popular cool kids.
20:10And I felt, like, so unwanted and unlovable.
20:16I don't know why.
20:18I'm so upset.
20:27I just want to talk to my mom and both my mom and my best friend.
20:40The Topside Queens are preparing for another happy hour, protecting their pookies.
20:46I really appreciate it so much.
20:48You're the best.
20:49I might have a crush on you.
20:51Maybe.
20:52While the Downsiders prepare for the battle of the booty, and Andrew continues to be at
20:59odds with his hair.
21:01I need to go get my fucking hair cut, dude.
21:03How long do we have until happy hour, Bradley?
21:04I wonder what they're going to make us do.
21:06Serving them drinks and shit?
21:08Like, serving them, like, food?
21:09I don't know.
21:10I haven't waited tables since college, but I'm pretty good at it.
21:14Okay, Andrew.
21:15Hold still.
21:16We'll get you trimmed right up.
21:17Tiny, tiny bit.
21:18They should serve us as appetizers.
21:21I would devour that meal.
21:25Frisky philanderers of the chakra.
21:27Happy hour is officially beginning whether you're hot or not.
21:31Downsiders claim your prey with mutual interest, of course, if you want to earn a date text tomorrow.
21:38Hey, sexy.
21:40We are so good.
21:43Enjoy yourselves digging.
21:45I have a shot.
21:47And this is actually a big cup of ginger ale.
21:51Thank you.
21:52My thing breaks it yourself.
21:54You deserve it.
21:55She fucking flirting with you?
21:56What's she going to do?
21:57I know my tendency is to be more of a flirt, and I know what I've done in the past,
22:04but I'm locked in with Lauren.
22:06Should we carry your shot?
22:08Lauren has nothing to worry about.
22:10I need to call my mom right now.
22:17Please let me call her.
22:18Okay, hold on.
22:19Or I'm going to panic attack.
22:20Okay, calm down.
22:21Let me call my mom.
22:22I need to call my mom.
22:22I just want to talk to my mom.
22:24She'll let me call my mom.
22:25Okay, we are going to call this mom.
22:27Where's Andrew at?
22:29Andrew's downstairs.
22:30He's getting ready.
22:31Still getting ready.
22:35Yeah.
22:37Mom, it's Andrew.
22:38It's an emergency.
22:39What's wrong?
22:40What the fuck is going on?
22:43I'm with a producer here, and it's not good.
22:45It's a bad emergency.
22:47What's up?
22:48I, this woman, completely destroyed my sideburns.
22:54All right, what am I supposed to do about this?
22:57Do you give a fuck about, can you just tell me what to do?
22:59No, I do.
23:00What am I supposed to do?
23:02Andrew's downstairs getting ready.
23:03He got a haircut.
23:04I think it looks good.
23:05He doesn't like it, but.
23:06I'm not going on camera like this.
23:08There's, I'll get fucking ripped.
23:10What do you want me to do?
23:11What, what, what?
23:12Can you just help guide me through this?
23:15Andrew was an odd specimen.
23:17You're in another country.
23:18That's what she said.
23:19She goes, you're a grown man.
23:20Like, Andrew's crazy.
23:23Andrew's crazy.
23:24I don't think it's as bad as you think.
23:26I feel like I want to puke.
23:28You're overreacting.
23:30How do I look?
23:31My hair looks all right.
23:33Andrew, those sideburns are hideously the same.
23:37I fucked up.
23:43I've been, I've been enjoying it so much.
23:45Like, so fun.
23:46Like, just getting to know you.
23:47Just.
23:47I know you're obsessed with me.
23:48I get it.
23:49Whatever.
23:49So obsessed with you.
23:51Enough.
23:51I feel really comfortable in, in, in my relationship with Leela.
23:54You know, we work well together.
23:55Would you plank me?
23:56No, I would not plank you.
23:58Even if it was, like, Margot Robbie.
24:01She's super sweet.
24:03Which is what I was looking for since I've gotten here, right?
24:05I've been kind of more of a slow burner.
24:07Because I'm more focused on who the person actually is, right?
24:10Like, as a person, rather than just your looks.
24:27Let's go.
24:38Yeah, we could go up to, like, the jacuzzi deck.
24:41Yeah, sounds good.
24:44I don't care.
24:48He's, like, miserable right now.
24:49Trust me.
24:50What do you do, though?
24:51So I'm a chemist.
24:53No shit.
24:53Yeah.
24:54I would have never guessed that.
24:55What was your, like, last relationship, or, like, what does that look like for you?
24:59We broke up kind of around this time last year.
25:02We had a lot of trust issues that then came, and...
25:05So loyalty is, like, a really big thing for you?
25:06Yeah, loyalty's big.
25:08Boo.
25:09Hey.
25:10What's happening?
25:11Hi.
25:11Hey, you want to sit down?
25:13No, I want to go downstairs and get alcohol.
25:15Okay.
25:16I told you what was up, you know what I mean?
25:18So, like...
25:19Yeah, I know, but I'm new here.
25:20I'm just talking to people.
25:21So I'm getting to know everybody.
25:22I, like, respectfully, it's just me getting to know him.
25:27That doesn't mean, like...
25:28But what's the point?
25:30I thought that it was pretty harmless.
25:32However, I do hate to have Lauren in a position where she feels, you know, insecure about me or my
25:40intentions.
25:41I'm here to meet everybody.
25:43Okay.
25:43And he seems like a nice guy.
25:45I mean...
25:46So nice.
25:46I don't know why you're so worried.
25:48Can't wait to get married.
25:49Yeah, so I don't know why you're so worried.
25:50I'm not, but I'm just, like, I just...
25:52Your acting is rejected.
25:53It's, like, embarrassing.
25:54I was trying to help you from, like, the job.
25:56I'm not getting rejected because I'm talking to him.
25:58I'm not asking him to go fuck me in a room.
26:00I'm literally chatting with him.
26:01If he were to come up to me and be like, hey, Bella, I think you're really dope.
26:05You know, obviously, you're here getting to know people.
26:07I'm really into this girl.
26:08Like, nothing would, like, turn my head.
26:09I would be like, okay, cool.
26:10Let's be friends.
26:11Like, he has not said that to me at all.
26:13The way you act is, like...
26:15I don't care how I act.
26:16I don't even know you, babe.
26:16So, why are you so concerned?
26:19I'm literally trying to save him from, like, things that he doesn't want to do.
26:23That's what I do.
26:24Well, then he's lucky to have you.
26:27Oh, I know.
26:28He knows.
26:29Good.
26:30All right, bye.
26:31Bye.
26:32We are in love and getting married and with child, and you need to fucking back up.
26:36That's that girl trying to be a bitch to me.
26:38Her and her BBL can fucking go downstairs immediately.
26:41I'm not the type of person to just let that slide.
26:43If you're going to be a bitch to me first, I will respond.
26:53I just got in some little beef.
26:55I just got in some little beef.
26:56What happened?
26:57So, I pulled David for a shot, and, like, truthfully, for me to be, like, romantic, like,
27:01I want this person, like, I have to get to know your personality.
27:03Like, you may be attractive to me, but, like, personality-wise, it's not my vibe.
27:06Like, I'm not going to go for it.
27:07Right.
27:07But I was waiting for them to bring the shipwreckers.
27:09It's fucking bringing the heat.
27:12It's different if, like, a guy were to, like, tell me, like, hey, like, I am locked in.
27:17Like, I really like this girl or whatever.
27:19No.
27:19Like, with Tim.
27:20And he's like, I met Gia, and, like, everything's been great, and, like, you know, I'm, like,
27:23very locked in, and, like, whatever.
27:24And he said he was really locked in.
27:26Yeah, yeah.
27:26Like, I respect that.
27:28And, like, David obviously hasn't said that to me.
27:30You know, I do understand why Lauren's concerned about Val, and I want to take this opportunity
27:44to reassure her and make sure that she did feel safe with me again.
27:49Hello, Libby.
27:51Oh, yeah.
27:52Do you want to be my girlfriend?
27:57Yeah, I'm already your fucking girlfriend.
28:07I understand that he's someone who, like, wants to have kids and, like, be married.
28:10We have a lot of, like, the same goals in terms of that.
28:12I know it might seem, like, fast or premature, but we, like, just are pretty sure about the
28:17way we feel about each other.
28:19Should we go tell that girl?
28:29It wouldn't be a happy hour without some cocktails.
28:32So let's watch the bartender's Shake Weight Devotion Payoff.
28:37So I was like, hi.
28:38How you doing?
28:40The first ever margarita was made with cuervo, and today we're going to be putting our own
28:44little twist on it.
28:45To make the perfect margarita, we're going to be using Cuervo Tradicional Blanco Tequila.
28:50Perfect.
28:51That's right.
28:52Mix together all the spice.
28:54Shake it, shake it, shake it.
28:56Give it some love.
28:57Yeah, it's good.
28:57The teamwork here.
28:58This is how you make the perfect cuervo spicy plancorita.
29:02Cheers to another beautiful date with a beautiful girl.
29:05Cheers to our future.
29:06Cheers.
29:11I'm not going to lie.
29:12You and Val are fucking awesome.
29:14Like, you guys are, you guys are, no, you guys are.
29:16No, no, no.
29:17I'm definitely vibing most with, I think, Jake and Andrew.
29:20I think that Jake is kind of pursuing me more, which is really important to me.
29:24But I also haven't spoken to Andrew quite as much.
29:27Where's the patch?
29:28Right here, dude.
29:29There was a fucking sideburn.
29:31Both of us are going straight in for this girl.
29:34You popped out, and I was like, hello.
29:37I was like, how are you?
29:38Did you pay the barber to fuck up his haircut?
29:40No, no, no.
29:41He looks good.
29:42He looks good.
29:42He looks good.
29:43We know.
29:43Jake is going to pull her, and I'm going to be embarrassed.
29:46Go up there.
29:47You guys are fun as fuck, and me and Andrew are fun as fuck.
29:49Right?
29:49Like, vibe.
29:50And we're neighbors now, so, like, you know.
29:52We're neighbors.
29:53I would love if Andrew put in a little more effort, maybe pulled me aside and had a conversation.
29:58Does my hair look disheveled or on top, or does it look fine?
30:01No.
30:02Looks good.
30:03I was definitely prepared to leave after they botched my haircut, but I called my mom, and
30:07she kind of encouraged me to stay, and maybe that I was overreacting a little bit.
30:11Dude, haircut looks great.
30:12Thank you.
30:13His hair looks amazing.
30:14Just got a fucked up haircut, and now I'm walking out to go talk to Christine, and I'm
30:18not feeling like myself.
30:20I'm feeling pretty, like, defeated here.
30:22Andrew, your haircut looks so good.
30:23I was pretty pissed.
30:24I thought they fucked it up.
30:26But where's Bella?
30:27Where is she?
30:28Where's Bella, guys?
30:30Have you seen Bella?
30:31Wait, I didn't even notice that you got a haircut.
30:33Really?
30:33Andrew was so upset, and that's part of why we haven't gotten to know each other.
30:38He was, like, hiding downstairs during happy hour.
30:41For whatever reason, I actually remember this vividly.
30:44I don't know why, but I went to Common Ground East last summer.
30:47We met.
30:48Really?
30:49Interesting.
30:50And then we talked for a little bit, and then exchanged Instagrams, and then I don't
30:54And you never hit me up?
30:55That's crazy.
30:56If you check your DMs, I'll be in there for sure.
31:01Andrew may be forgettable, but Downsider Bella is intent on making this a night everyone
31:07will remember.
31:08Before this all started, I was literally like, this is going to be the best fucking summer
31:14of my life.
31:15And this is the dress I always wanted to wear when I was going to go upstairs.
31:19It was going to be my debut.
31:22I'm trying not to cry.
31:24Being on this yacht has rocked the fuck out of me.
31:30I liked you from first impression.
31:34It's okay.
31:36Don't worry.
31:38It's changed my perspective on my own self-esteem.
31:42I don't know if I feel any kind of love.
31:46So I have a plan.
31:50What?
31:53Oh, hey, everybody.
31:55She's cosplaying as Chop Tahir today.
31:57All right.
31:58Can I have your attention, everybody?
32:01Before I came here, I really, really, really was expecting to have this insane core memory
32:10y tengo 7 boyfriends
32:12cuando se trata de un concepto
32:15fue un fail
32:17y cuando se trata de
32:19la parte del top
32:20fue obviamente un bury
32:23pero en el final
32:25o.com
32:26i am that girl
32:27bish
32:29that's exactamente
32:31right
32:31si i was absten con mi mami
32:34mi cat bubba
32:36y mi best friends
32:39It would be the best fucking experience of my entire life, you know, but if I am on a yacht
32:45with a bunch of people that don't really get me, then I don't want to be there.
32:51And on that note, bye guys.
32:55Oh, love it, love it.
32:57Thank you, I appreciate it.
33:01I did everything I was supposed to do.
33:03I pushed myself for love.
33:05I literally went overboard for love in every single way, but the literal way, because I'm not walking that fucking
33:14clink.
33:16I wish she had a much different time here.
33:19I love that girl.
33:23I think that Bella's a very sweet girl, and she's very misunderstood.
33:28She's going out on her own way.
33:31Ciao, Bella.
33:32I'm so happy, like these are tears of joy.
33:36Because I can finally, like, embark on my own journey.
33:40I'm going to find my guy in this big world.
33:44Actually, I think he might go find me, because I'm tired of looking.
34:01After last night's fireworks, David and Lowe seemed sleepier than ever.
34:05I wonder what they were doing.
34:07Up all night planning their future, I'm sure.
34:11David, what's your last name?
34:12Why are you curious?
34:13Because I want to know what Lowe's last name is going to be.
34:15Well, I hope they used a dental dam, because now's a bad time to talk about sharing last names.
34:22Yay!
34:22I got a text.
34:23Let's go.
34:24Hi, Val.
34:26You've been working overtime since you've been here, and as a new girl, it can't be easy.
34:30To reward your bravery, you get to take one lucky guy on a date.
34:33Have fun.
34:34Let's go.
34:35Oh, shit.
34:35Come on.
34:36She's coming out to play.
34:38Miss, I'm going to steal your man.
34:40I think David is definitely, like, he could, you know, be definitely getting bored with his relationship with Lauren.
34:45I feel like he would owe it to himself to, like, explore, and I feel like he probably wants that,
34:49and he wants to do that.
34:50Yeah, this one might be crazy to see, because she's obviously going to go all in.
34:55She's coming in.
34:56She's pushing.
34:56She's going to, like, quite literally, like, batter up.
34:59Like, boom!
35:01It's going to be nuts.
35:02Whatever she's going to do, she's going to do her all.
35:04And, like, she seemed a little confident, so I was like, oh, this is about to get messy.
35:08Hey, guys.
35:10Hi.
35:11How are you?
35:12Good.
35:13Good.
35:14So, I got a text, so I'm wondering if David would want to go on a date with me so
35:20he can talk a little bit more and, like, clear things up a little bit.
35:23Yeah, sure.
35:24Yeah, I'm cool with that.
35:25Yeah.
35:26Good, man.
35:27All right.
35:28Bye, guys.
35:30Bye.
35:32What the fuck?
35:33Is she okay with going down the plank?
35:36Like, I don't know.
35:37It's fine.
35:37She was pissed.
35:39Like, you see her, she didn't say anything.
35:41Lo and David are now dating.
35:43So, Val going up there, talking to David, seems like a little bit of a suicide mission.
35:47Lo, literally, all she's going to have to say is, like, I mean, I'm your girlfriend, so, like.
35:53Yeah.
35:54Yeah.
35:55She's cooked.
35:57I'm sorry.
36:09That would be a mess if I was you right now, so anything I can do to help you, girl.
36:14It'd be like that, bro.
36:15I don't even know how the fuck I get myself into these situations.
36:19Like, actually.
36:20It's okay, though, because you're handling it like a champ.
36:23Val has an energy to her that's kind of, like, black cat siren type shit, and those kind of women
36:30can always pull the man.
36:34Oh, this does feel a little dirty.
36:38She'll be fine, bro.
36:39We'll fucking, we'll talk to her all day.
36:41Just ease her mind.
36:42Just be respectful.
36:43Yeah.
36:43I'm sure he's going to handle it well.
36:45He's a great guy.
36:45He's super nice.
36:46I'm sure he's going to, you know, make sure Val has a nice time.
36:49But I'm sure he'll let her know that, you know, there isn't anything for her with him, and she might
36:54be going swimming tonight.
37:00Watch your step, though, yeah?
37:03Yeah.
37:03It definitely puts me in a weird position, because, you know, I do want to be respectful of Val, and
37:09I do want to get to know her.
37:12Lo is not too happy about that.
37:13I think what I'm testing here is kind of what I've been drawn to in my past that hasn't worked
37:18up, and what I have currently that is strong and is currently working.
37:22Almost feels like an obstacle that has to be overcome.
37:31Ooh, shit.
37:33Okay.
37:33Wow.
37:35Is this lit?
37:36Okay.
37:37You want to read this one?
37:38Yeah, so spa treatment, cactus palms, tapping to increase blood circulation.
37:45Step one, take the palms in hand and gently lay against your partner's back.
37:49Scoop a generous amount of honey and oil onto your hands.
37:53Okay.
37:54Step two.
37:55Repeat as desire.
37:56Repeat as desire.
37:57Okay, bet.
37:57That's my favorite part about that.
37:59Holy shit.
38:00Okay.
38:01Okay.
38:03I think you're going to take your shirt off.
38:05I'm going to be the only one.
38:06I think you're going to take your shirt off.
38:07I think you're going to take your shirt off.
38:07Yeah, it's easy, though.
38:08The shirt sure is easy.
38:10Yeah, you can really do that.
38:12Yeah.
38:12Thank you.
38:13So do you.
38:14Well, it does fit how I would have described my type, which is a big butt.
38:19She has a huge butt and a lot of plastic.
38:22Are you going to get a practice like this?
38:23I am.
38:24You are.
38:25I am, but not with a cactus.
38:28And you know what?
38:28There's a difference.
38:29So you're like, do this.
38:30I am open to getting to know her, whatever that means.
38:36Where's the cactus?
38:37It's right here.
38:39Okay.
38:41Harder?
38:42Yeah.
38:42I mean, I do like it rough, so.
38:44Okay, same.
38:46I feel like I'm like slipping on my dick or not.
38:49Yeah, I'd have to find art so I can confirm that.
38:53Yeah.
38:54Oh, shit.
38:59I literally just broke the cactus.
39:02Oh, God.
39:03Okay.
39:04Get ready.
39:05It's happening.
39:06Give me the full experience, baby.
39:09Okay.
39:12That actually worked.
39:14So tell me more about you.
39:16How was, like, growing up and stuff?
39:18My biological parents got divorced when I was, what, like, I think four?
39:21Mm-hmm.
39:22And then my mom remarried my stepdad when I was, I think, around seven.
39:26What about your, like, your biological father equals him?
39:29I am not.
39:30I kind of grew up with the, like, a very similar dynamic.
39:33Okay.
39:34My dad, like, lived in Colombia, so.
39:37No shit.
39:38Yeah, so, like, I wasn't around him at all, like, growing up.
39:42Everyone's, like, circumstances are, like, super different.
39:44I'm sure there's definitely more, like, to your story with that.
39:46Oh, absolutely.
39:47You ready to switch?
39:49Okay.
39:52Oh, I'm super sicky.
39:54Yeah.
39:55Lauren made it seem like he was really closed off, so I was thinking, okay, like, it might
39:59be more platonic.
40:02So, the, like, sexual chemistry hitting it off with him, like, I did not see that coming.
40:07Let's see what this felt like.
40:10Oh, shit.
40:11Is that hard?
40:11Is that too hard?
40:12This is not.
40:13How does it feel?
40:14Cool.
40:15I thought this was going to be a breeze.
40:18I thought I would walk in here and just maybe keep it on a friendly PG level.
40:24Let's go to the shower.
40:26Okay.
40:27And that just was not the case.
40:29It's dark.
40:30Is it pitch wet?
40:32It's so hot.
40:35I'm an island.
40:37It's so much fun.
40:49I feel bad for him.
40:50Like, you have to, like, go entertain a girl that you're, like, you know.
40:53He does not want to do this at all.
40:54I don't know, like, how hard she's going to try and go for it or if she knows, like, what's
40:57going on.
40:58I just don't want him to feel uncomfortable.
40:59That's what I really care about, honestly.
41:00He's, like, such a nice person.
41:02He's, like, wouldn't want to make anyone feel bad, you know?
41:05Yeah, I am curious what they're going to fucking do, though.
41:08Probably some fucking find the click class or some fucking violating ass shit like that.
41:12Find the click class?
41:14I need to go to that class.
41:43So, how fucked are you?
41:49I honestly have no words.
41:52Did she give you a ?
41:55Oh, that feels so nice.
41:59Something I'm curious about, so, any of the other guys catch your eye or anything like
42:04that?
42:05No.
42:06It's, like, you're, like, my type to a team.
42:08Okay, okay.
42:08And, like, I want to, like, obviously continue to get to know you and, like, see, like, where
42:12it could go.
42:13I think I'm at a point in my life where I am looking for something serious.
42:17Um, I think you check a lot of boxes.
42:22There's a sexual chemistry element.
42:27Yeah.
42:28And that is, I like that, too.
42:30Mm-hmm.
42:31And you're, yeah, this is, you're making this a lot.
42:34Yeah.
42:34This is really hard now.
42:36I do want to concede again, though.
42:38It's not bad.
42:39Yeah.
42:41Yeah.
42:41Yeah.
42:42Yeah.
42:45Yeah.
42:55It's coming now.
42:57There's no escape.
43:03It's something that's, like, waiting for mine is how the rest of the boat is going to react.
43:07I don't know, and I honestly don't really give a vote.
43:14Yeah, I'm completely up in the air.
43:18This is going to be really tough when I get back to this length ceremony.
43:29You know, I just feel stupid.
43:31I feel like...
43:45You know, I feel like I'm going to be really tough.
44:03You know, I feel like I'm going to be really tough.
44:33I feel like I'm falling around.
44:34I feel like I'm falling around.
44:35I feel like I'm falling around.
44:35Gracias.
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