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05:15¿Puedo pedirle a la señora?
05:17¡Oh, por favor!
05:19Me?
05:20¡Oh, estoy bien!
05:22Sí, las horas son bien, ahora que estoy separado
05:25de la señora, pero
05:26mi nuevo apartment está bien
05:29para mí,
05:30y Filip,
05:31y Tinky,
05:33y Crinklepuss,
05:35y Bandit II,
05:36y Lady Aragorn,
05:39y sus 10 kittones.
05:42¡Oh!
05:45I had a chance with Dwight,
05:47but I didn't take it.
05:48And if I went back now,
05:50when I'm broke and he just inherited
05:52a farm, I'd be one of those
05:55gold-digging tramps you read about
05:56that try to bag a farmer.
05:59I offered myself to Angela
06:01and she turned me down.
06:02If she changes her mind, the next move is hers.
06:05I'm with Esther now. She's younger than Angela,
06:07sturdier, more comfortable
06:09with the scent of a manured field.
06:12Let's be honest.
06:13When it came to manured fields,
06:15Angela was at best indifferent.
06:22Andy,
06:24you couldn't have done it before.
06:25I want to look good.
06:27Come on, jeez.
06:29Oh, hey, if they interview you for the behind the scenes,
06:31talk about how much we laughed on set.
06:37My hands are really sweaty.
06:39I think it's because it's so hot.
06:41It's 50 degrees outside.
06:44When my hands sweat,
06:45I squeeze ice cubes.
06:46It makes them sweat less.
06:47Really?
06:48Can you go on an ice run when we get there?
06:50You do know I'm missing work for this.
06:55It's day two of a paper airplane contest.
06:57I think we're okay.
06:59Fair point.
07:04Oh, wide wings. Interesting.
07:06Hey, why don't you back off?
07:10I mean, best of luck to you in the competition.
07:23Hey, don't look.
07:25Growing up in an orphanage,
07:26you have to fight other kids.
07:28For everything.
07:29Snacks.
07:30Pillows.
07:31Parents.
07:32I'm kind of worried about Pete seeing that side of me.
07:35I once ripped Greedy Susan's pigtail right off her head.
07:38Just for a handful of Chris picks.
07:39Is this the right place?
07:42This is it.
07:43You sure?
07:44This looks like a drug deal is going down.
07:48Oh, there's Carla Fern.
07:57Who's this guy?
07:59This is Daryl.
08:00He's with me.
08:00He's my friend.
08:01And he's very honored to be here.
08:03Are you in that paper documentary too?
08:06Yep.
08:07You need an agent?
08:08No.
08:09I mean, you've never acted in anything before.
08:12He's just my entourage.
08:15I was in the weirs in high school.
08:17That's the clicky-clacker.
08:19He clicks that and then the guy says action.
08:23Hey, I made him get you a chair.
08:25All my clients sit.
08:28Can I take your picture?
08:33I guess it's starting.
08:35Um, yeah.
08:37Uh, of course.
08:39Yeah, sure.
08:39Tell you what.
08:40I'll put my arm around you and then I can take it.
08:42We just need a picture of the top of your head in case we burn some of your hair off.
08:47Okay.
08:47Got it.
08:48I'm ready for my close-up.
08:50Miss...
08:50What's your name?
08:51Robert Tende.
08:58No, just keep it down until...
09:24Okay, next up we have two creatures, great and small, Kevin versus Angela.
09:30Yes.
09:36Hey, that is a really nice plane.
09:39You make that yourself?
09:40Uh-huh.
09:41Well, what am I thinking?
09:43Of course you made that yourself.
09:44Because it's in the rules that you have to fold your own plane.
09:50Of course.
09:52Kevin, did you make that yourself?
09:55Yes.
09:56In a way, from one that I bought on Craigslist.
10:01Oh, man.
10:02I call for a refold!
10:03No.
10:05Really?
10:05You can't do that.
10:06Thank you.
10:08This is flatter.
10:09It's a piece of paper.
10:10You fold it into an airplane.
10:14Okay, that's enough.
10:15This is the end of the ring now.
10:16You have to pick one.
10:17I can't.
10:18I love them all too much.
10:20And none of them fly, so that makes it harder.
10:24You have to choose one now.
10:28Fine.
10:33Angela advances.
10:34Nice.
10:37Was Dwight rooting for me?
10:39Hmm.
10:41I hadn't noticed.
10:43I'm not giving up.
10:45I'm gonna keep making planes until one of them flies.
10:48Like Wilbur and Orville Redenbacher.
10:54An Earl Grey tea for the lady.
10:58Oh, thank you.
10:59Um, I acknowledge and appreciate that you went out of your way to get me tea.
11:03Thank you.
11:05I like being appreciated.
11:07But, to speak my truth, it wasn't out of the way, because I felt like a tea anyway.
11:11So, one trip.
11:14Well, to speak my truth, I switched to coffee in March.
11:19There's a new espresso machine.
11:22But I still acknowledge and appreciate the gesture.
11:28She was happy with tea for ten years.
11:31And then...
11:33Just like that.
11:36Huh.
11:39She still likes yogurt though, right?
11:43The genius of it is, in this scenario, the actors act as co-owners.
11:49We already trademarked the name, Act Lead.
11:52Terrible idea.
11:53Act Lead.
11:54Ta-da!
11:56Meet the lab assistant.
11:58Dude, what's with the clown face?
12:00It's professional stage makeup.
12:01Keeps from washing out under the harsh lights.
12:03I learned it when I was Nakey Poo in the Mikado.
12:06Andrew Bernard?
12:09What's on your face?
12:15I'm gonna need him to take this off immediately, okay?
12:18Okay.
12:19Question.
12:19Is it too dark?
12:21Because this is Trinidad.
12:22I also have Brazilian Matador or Man of Athens.
12:27How about no makeup at all?
12:28No makeup.
12:29No makeup.
12:29Great.
12:30I can do that.
12:31But, question.
12:32New to the area.
12:33Is there a makeup remover store nearby?
12:35Uh, you'll just use soap.
12:38Uh, I apologize, sir.
12:39We're, we're sorry.
12:40Okay.
12:40Can I just take this from you?
12:42Yes, ma'am.
12:43You got it on the coat.
12:44He'll pay for it.
12:47Those are $22.
12:53We are rolling and action.
12:56This video is to demonstrate the HBRDC chemical handling protocols.
13:01These protocols could save you from severe injury, even death.
13:04Okay.
13:05If you, um, stop.
13:06Um, why are you smiling?
13:08I just made a character choice to be a scientist who really likes what he does and enjoys his
13:13job.
13:14Okay.
13:15Well, maybe no smiling on this one.
13:17So how do you want, how should I do it?
13:19I don't know, just like you're reporting the news or something.
13:21Yeah.
13:21Okay.
13:22Action.
13:23This video is to demonstrate the HBRDC chemical handling protocols.
13:29This is Tom Brokaw.
13:30It's a newscaster.
13:31Come on.
13:31Who is that?
13:32Tom Brokaw.
13:32All right.
13:33Save that for the blooper reel.
13:34There's no blooper reel.
13:36There's not.
13:37There's gonna be a blooper reel.
13:38No, there's not.
13:38Nope.
13:39No blooper reel.
13:39It's not even up to you guys.
13:40They just do them.
13:41Yeah.
13:41We're doing this.
13:42All right.
13:43Okay.
13:43So how do you want me to do it?
13:45Like, it's an industrial safety video.
13:47Okay?
13:47Got it.
13:48Got it.
13:48Rolling and action.
13:52This video is to demonstrate the HBRDC chemical handling protocols.
13:55You're smiling again.
13:55By the way, just so I know, which of these ladies are single?
14:05Come on.
14:06I'm beat by a frickin' cyclops.
14:08Oh, wait.
14:08Did mine go farther?
14:09My teff perception's all off.
14:11What's happened now?
14:12Yeah.
14:12That one won.
14:14What?
14:14Him?
14:15Really?
14:16Toby?
14:17An achievement?
14:20Yes.
14:20Yes.
14:22All right.
14:23Damn.
14:24Oh, Jesus.
14:24I'm sorry.
14:25I'm sorry.
14:26Just stop touching me.
14:27Ah!
14:28Guys, quit pallin' around.
14:30Just throw the friggin' airplane.
14:31Get the...
14:31What?
14:32What?
14:33Throw the airplane.
14:34Contest.
14:35It's a contest.
14:36No, Erin's not competitive.
14:37She's just...
14:38Let's get this cotton-picking show on the road, mother
14:41.
14:44Calm down, Phyllis.
14:47Next up, we have Clark and Erin.
14:49Make it so.
14:51Patrick Stewart, family friend.
14:54Come on, Clark.
14:55Come on, Clark.
14:58Okay, not bad.
14:59Not bad.
15:00Yeah, I'm actually just really good at this motion.
15:02Uh, when I was 10, I spent this summer with my uncle in England,
15:06and, uh, he would take me to the pub and let me throw darts,
15:09and if I got a bull's egg, give me a sip of beer.
15:11So, I got really good at darts.
15:15But that's the summer I kind of stopped growing.
15:19Whoa!
15:20Yeah!
15:21Oh!
15:22Eat it, baby!
15:23Eat it!
15:24Oink, oink, oink, oink!
15:25We still gotta work together, so we should keep it civil.
15:28I can't hear what you said!
15:30You get your slap?
15:32You know what?
15:33This is completely unnecessary.
15:34You already won.
15:35Erin.
15:35Just stop.
15:36Erin.
15:36What?
15:37Relax.
15:38Next up, we have Dwight and Phyllis.
15:40Yeah!
15:41Man of the Earth versus Woman of Gerth.
15:43Hey.
15:44Oh, oh, I'm sorry.
15:46Look, if you have an attribute that rhymes with Earth,
15:48I'd be happy to use it.
15:50Um, mirth.
15:51Oh.
15:52Let's be real.
15:54You can do it, baby!
15:56No, you can't, baby!
15:58I'm gonna choke.
16:03Well, I better get back to work.
16:05We'll get him next year.
16:06What?
16:06Next year?
16:07No, we're not doing this next year, are we?
16:09We're not doing this next year.
16:11Watch and learn.
16:13Oh, wow.
16:16Dwight defeats Phyllis.
16:17Dwight, you are through to the semifinals.
16:19Yes!
16:20All right.
16:21Oh, Esther.
16:23What are you...
16:23Hey.
16:25Hey.
16:25Hey.
16:27Hey.
16:27Hey.
16:28Hey.
16:28Hey.
16:28You're here early.
16:29Yeah, I plucked the chickens extra fast,
16:31because I knew I was seeing you tonight, so...
16:32There might just be a little bit of feather,
16:34and your nuggets are just a little bit of meat
16:36inside of your pillow.
16:37I like a little feather in my nuggets.
16:41All right, ladies and gentlemen,
16:42we are now down to the final four.
16:45Dwight, Aaron, Angela, and...
16:48God only knows how, but Toby.
16:50One of you will walk away with $2,000.
16:54Joel is...
16:55Yeah!
16:56Okay, here you have just knocked over the beaker,
16:59the chemicals splashed in your eye.
17:01Which is insanely painful.
17:03Yeah.
17:03And I've already picked a few childhood memories
17:05to tap into to really express that pain.
17:08That's great.
17:09So what you're gonna do then is come over here
17:11to the eye-washing station,
17:13and then just kind of flush out your eyes,
17:15you know, get the chemicals out, all right?
17:18So I just lean over this thing,
17:20and then you'll add the water special effect later.
17:24What water special effect?
17:25Yeah, just hold your lids open with one hand,
17:28and let the stream bathe your eyeballs.
17:31Just like that.
17:32I'm not comfortable doing my own stunts.
17:36I'll get nude if you want me to.
17:38I'll go Foley in a denim, but I...
17:40Dude, we don't need you to go nude, okay?
17:42Absolutely not.
17:43We just do the eye-wash thing, okay?
17:44That's all we're asking here.
17:49Darryl, what do I do?
17:50Hold up, I'm looking at my spit in a microscope.
17:52They want me to use real water in the eye-wash scene.
17:56So?
17:56I can't squirt stuff in my eyeball.
17:59I've never even used an eye-dropper.
18:00So, Andy?
18:01You saw how to use this.
18:03Step on the pedal.
18:04Water squirts in your eyes.
18:08Carla!
18:11Carla!
18:12All right, you lucky people.
18:14It is time for the semi-finals.
18:17And I'm going to be perfectly honest with you.
18:19The tension could be thicker.
18:21It is time for a little T&A.
18:24I give you Toby and Angela.
18:27Here we go.
18:29I really need to win this.
18:32I could really use the $2,000.
18:34I could buy a home gym.
18:35Okay.
18:35Okay.
18:36I know I'd use it because I'd see it every day.
18:39Toby.
18:43Oh, my God!
18:47Oh, my God.
18:48Oh, my God.
18:48Okay, it's your turn.
18:56I have lost a lot in my life.
19:00I know what about to lose feels like.
19:04And it's awful.
19:05Well, Angela is the winner.
19:07Yes!
19:11Is there a reason that we're excited for that little woman?
19:14Yes, I pity her.
19:15She was recently in a situation where she could have had it all.
19:20And instead, she lost everything.
19:22Hmm.
19:23Is she a gambler?
19:24In a way.
19:24But not in a stand-up-and-cheer kind of way like the song.
19:28Hmm.
19:29That is sad.
19:30Look, I've got these bumper stickers.
19:32Doubt that will make you excited, but there they are.
19:35There we go.
19:36Oh, look, now.
19:37Now we're excited.
19:38Now the bumper stickers are here.
19:39Look at that.
19:40That's all we needed.
19:41Bumper stickers.
19:43Andy, if you don't stick your eyes in that machine,
19:46I'm gonna call every production in Northeastern Pennsylvania.
19:50You won't even make an appearance on a security camera!
19:59What's the holdup here?
20:01The actor's crying.
20:04Oh, God.
20:09She yelled at me.
20:12I can't wash my eyeball.
20:14I can't do that.
20:15I can't.
20:16Andy Bernard can't squirt water in his eye and act like it doesn't freak him out.
20:21But you know who can?
20:24Older male lab assistant number one.
20:28You believe in me.
20:30I believe.
20:32I wanna go home.
20:37Yeah!
20:38Okay!
20:39Beat that!
20:48Woo!
20:49Okay.
20:51Damn it!
20:53Damn it!
20:53Damn it!
20:53God!
20:55Sorry.
20:55Yeah, I'm fine.
20:56I'm fine.
20:57Okay.
20:57I got mad.
20:57Yeah.
20:58Cuz I don't like losing.
20:59I'm just gonna...
21:00Sorry, I'm mad.
21:02Pete, I'm mad.
21:02I'm really mad.
21:03I wanted to win.
21:03We were gonna win a lot of money.
21:04I was gonna buy you a sweater, so it's stupid.
21:06It's just...
21:06The whole contest is stupid, so it feels...
21:09Oh!
21:10Sorry, I'm mad!
21:11I don't like losing!
21:13I thought I was going to win!
21:14Okay.
21:15Hey, hey.
21:15Sorry.
21:17Sorry.
21:17I'm gonna go upstairs and just...
21:20Oh, I made us a date to take my mom out to dinner to thank her for all that extra
21:24babysitting.
21:25Well, you know how much I appreciate the opportunity to hang out with your mom more, so let me just
21:30put this in my calendar.
21:31I acknowledge with gratitude that you are being kind and responsible enough to include it in your calendar.
21:36Thank you.
21:37Your mom is a treasure.
21:38Well, I appreciate that some opportunities can be...
21:42That's where it's work home.
21:42Hey, wait.
21:43Did Cole Hamels call back or what?
21:46Great.
21:46Good.
21:47To speak my truth, I'd appreciate if you hung that up, because we were in the middle of a conversation.
21:55I appreciate the sacrifice.
21:59Okay.
22:00To speak my truth, that was a little sarcastic.
22:02I think that's a little unfair.
22:04Really?
22:05I've been putting the kids to bed by myself every night for months, and you had to miss one phone
22:10call.
22:10Is that your truth, Jim? That's really your truth?
22:13I guess I will swallow my truth.
22:16Are you guys high?
22:18Because if so, to speak my truth, I would appreciate the sacrifice of including me in some hits off your
22:26kind buds.
22:26We're not high.
22:29I wish we'd started this exercise six months ago.
22:32My heart just feels so... blocked up.
22:37I want to believe that talking like robots will help, but robots aren't really known for their emotional connections.
22:46Although, R2-D2 and C3PO were very attached.
22:51Is that where we're headed?
22:55Hey, the Mark 47 is ready for launch.
23:05Left paced.
23:11Here we go. Rolling and action.
23:22And cut. We can fix this sound in post.
23:25Yeah. I can do a better one.
23:27That's fine. We'll move on.
23:28I said I can do a better one.
23:32Daryl? Action.
23:33Daryl? Action.
23:46Kid can act.
23:50Yeah!
23:52Yeah!
23:54And then there were two people interested in this contest.
24:00Angela and Dwight, please fold your planes.
24:03Dwight, you are so good at this.
24:05You're gonna need to dig us a bigger money hole.
24:08A lot of it has to do with luck.
24:10Well, you know, I'm really the lucky one here, because...
24:14I found you.
24:15Oh, okay.
24:18Thank you.
24:21I don't need this win.
24:22I've got a lucrative job, an enormous farm, and this building.
24:25Angela has nothing but a child.
24:27Who, while adorable, won't bring in revenue for another five or six years.
24:33Each contestant will throw two airplanes?
24:36Actually, it's best of three.
24:37Oh, no. No. Two is already twice as many as any normal person would find interesting.
24:41Right?
24:42Whosoever plane goes the longest distance is the winner.
24:44After you.
24:45Thank you.
24:46Thank you.
24:49Oh, God.
24:52Angela's first throw.
24:54Terrible.
24:55Dwight.
24:58Oh!
24:59Oh, man.
25:00It slipped out of my hand.
25:01What a whiff.
25:02How'd that happen?
25:03God.
25:05We want you to win.
25:06Dwight told me about your situation.
25:08It's such a pity.
25:10Just use the money wisely.
25:13Okay.
25:14Okay.
25:18All right.
25:21Don't you dare take this.
25:40And we have a winner.
25:42And it's Dwight.
25:43And it is everyone, because this is over.
25:47True grand, huh?
25:49I know a guy can turn that into $800.
25:52And it's me.
25:54Well, I guess you needed the money more than me.
25:57Huh?
25:58Use it wisely.
26:03I was disappointed in Dwight today.
26:05He showed a weakness that was unbecoming.
26:07Even if he did do it for me.
26:10I don't need pity.
26:11And I don't need charity.
26:13I have my dignity.
26:15I have my dignity.
26:15And that's enough.
26:16And as long as I have that, I'll be okay.
26:31I know this was really weird.
26:32And it was really hard.
26:34But I think we're making progress.
26:38So, I'm really sorry that I have to go, but let's keep at this.
26:44Okay?
26:44Okay.
27:36Thank you, Sergeant.
27:38Alright, have a good trip.
27:39Bye.
27:39Bye.
27:43Bye!
27:43Bye.
27:43Bye.
27:43Bye.
27:44Bye.
27:44Bye.
27:44Amén.
27:55Amén.
27:56Amén.
28:09Love suffers long and is kind.
28:12It is not proud.
28:14Love bears all things,
28:17believes all things,
28:19hopes all things,
28:21and endures all things.
28:23Love never fails.
28:26And now these three remain.
28:28Faith, hope, and love.
28:32But the greatest of these
28:34is love.
28:43I love you.
28:51This is it.
28:53This is the one.
28:57Cross ain't out.
29:02Oh, why?
29:07Why?
29:10Can you stay out of the way, please?
29:15And the Oscar for Best Performance
29:17in a Dramatic Safety Video
29:19goes to
29:21Sir Marlon Brandrew Bernard.
29:25Hey, Andy,
29:27you have six messages from David Wallace.
29:29Oh, fudge bottle.
29:31And one from Carla Fern.
29:33Oh, okay.
29:34I'll take that.
29:35Do you not want these?
29:39If you asked me six months ago
29:41if I thought that Andy Bernard
29:43can make it as an actor,
29:45I'd have said no way.
29:48Watch where you're going, please.
29:51What do you say?
29:52But now,
29:54I think anyone can do it.
29:57You've been Andy.
29:59Go do you now.
30:16You're welcome.
30:27It's the one you're listening to
30:35Gracias por ver el video.
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