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00:30It's my heart, yeah. I walk into an empty room.
00:37Good morning?
00:39Yeah, it is. Yeah, it is. The HRT finally kicked in. Oh, my God. I slept through the entire night.
00:45These are the same pajamas I went to bed in, and they are still dry. No night sweats. I feel
00:50like I'm 20.
00:51Well, then tonight we celebrate. I'll order in quarter chicken combos, yeah?
00:56I am so happy right now. I can't even be mad that they changed their fries.
00:59But how do you feel about the hard bun situation?
01:02Not mad!
01:03You're back.
01:04I'm back! Oh, wait a minute. We can't do it tonight because we've got to do my work thing.
01:08But, in the meantime, I was wondering if you would be interested in doing some stuff.
01:16HRT Julie would like to test her new powers.
01:19Really?
01:20Really.
01:21Oh, you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to go to the store and I'm going to buy
01:25some new underwear.
01:25Oh, yeah. And I'm going to make sure I get a nap in this afternoon because I want all the
01:29energy left over for you.
01:31Oh, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no.
01:35Not later. Now.
01:36Now?
01:37Now.
01:38Like, now, now?
01:38Now, now, now.
01:39Now.
01:45Okay, Chris. Uh, yes. Good news. We now know the cause of all of your excessive bleeding. You have two
01:53polyps on your uterus.
01:54And the reason for all that extra pain is because of a cyst on one of your ovaries.
01:59Oh, my gosh.
02:00It's not as bad as it sounds.
02:01Now we know.
02:02Now we know.
02:03That's so, that's good.
02:04Yes, exactly.
02:05Just what happens now.
02:06So the next step is, I'm going to refer you to a specialist and they're going to take over some
02:09of your treatment from there.
02:10Okay.
02:11The great part is you finally have an answer. So that's got to feel pretty good.
02:14Yeah, this is good. Moving on to the next step.
02:16Um, remember the last time I was in and I was telling you that I was, like, having some feelings
02:21of, like, anxiety or, you know, it's kind of not going anywhere.
02:25And it's, like, even over small decisions, like, is it white rice? Is it brown rice that I'm going to
02:28eat tonight?
02:28I'm like, oh, pantyhose or a thin sock and a tall boot. And it makes me feel like I'm a
02:32flipped over race car on fire.
02:34It's like I've got a tight helmet and those really weird thin socks.
02:36So everything's just like, you know, it's like I'm, like I'm choking on life.
02:39And, um, you know, that feeling, I mean, I'm sure, do other women, do you hear?
02:43Of course. Um, being a middle-aged woman is hard.
02:45You know, there's work, there's kids. It can be overwhelming.
02:49These feelings you're having really make sense.
02:51I'm not sure that it makes sense. I don't know that it does.
02:54Okay, well, now we have a path forward.
02:57Yeah, we definitely have a path forward. And I am so grateful to finally know because that was, um, I
03:02just, I don't know that Paul if some pantyhose sort of put out that fire.
03:06Dude, I don't think they, they might, but I don't know.
03:09Okay, here's what I'd like to do.
03:10Yeah.
03:11Um, I want you to go see the specialist. We're going to start there.
03:13Okay.
03:13And, um, and then if you're still having these feelings, why don't you go ahead and book follow up with
03:17me, okay?
03:17Okay.
03:18I am so sorry. I do have to go because I just, I have so many people out there.
03:20Oh, yes, I can hear. I know. Okay.
03:22You take care of them.
03:23Yes.
03:23So I'm going to see, okay, and then we'll.
03:25Okay, great. Terrific.
03:26It's just how long, I wonder how long I'll have to wait.
03:29I feel it all. I feel it all.
03:32I feel it all.
03:35HRT is amazing.
03:38That's the word on the street.
03:39It's only been a couple of weeks, but I feel like myself again.
03:43I'm 100% happy. Poor Vu.
03:45And I dreamt. I mean, okay, the dream wasn't great.
03:48Yeah.
03:49My teeth fell out and I had to chase them all around my kitchen, but I didn't wake up.
03:52I had a dream.
03:53I had a dream that I was climbing a mountain, except it was a mountain of pebbles, and I was
03:56just like, I was drowning, I was drowning.
03:57I was, ah, ah, and I'm sinking and all the pebbles are going in my mouth.
04:00My eye can't, I can't see. I just, I had pebbles in all my holes.
04:03Oh, oh, oh, and I forgot. The other thing, no more joint pain. I feel like I got my mojo
04:07back.
04:08Oh, wow.
04:09Okay, listeners, we want to thank you because we just hit the 100,000 subscriber mark.
04:17Yeah, yes!
04:18Woo!
04:18Woot, woot.
04:20I see you read my office party protocol.
04:23Nothing like coming back to the office after working an entire day in the office for an industry event.
04:28I detect a note of sarcasm in your voice.
04:30Mo, that is the only tone I've got.
04:32Small Achievable Goals hitting 100K subscribers is not nothing.
04:35Aw, this was Chelsea's cottage cheese.
04:39The saddest of all cheeses, look, we are all broken up about Chelsea's departure.
04:44I mean, she told me she quit in a voice note.
04:47Well, you're going to find yourself another curly-haired weirdo.
04:50I don't want another curly-haired weirdo. I want Chelsea.
05:00Oh, Chris.
05:01Can I talk to you for a second?
05:03Absolutely.
05:04I want to talk to you. 100% I do.
05:06Let's have a big old chat.
05:07Okay, Evan.
05:08Let's chat about tonight's party.
05:10Amanda is going to bring some very important people, so this needs to go perfectly.
05:16Yeah?
05:17It's been a great meeting. Bye.
05:18Okay, and sit back down because I'm not done.
05:19I'm going to be so straight with you, Chris.
05:22Good.
05:24Amanda and I have sensed a shift.
05:28Okay?
05:29Mm-hmm.
05:30Where is the pizzazz?
05:32I don't know.
05:32Where is...
05:33Where'd it go?
05:34I feel like you're all in your head.
05:36I'm missing that heart-on-your-sleeve signature spontaneity.
05:42Okay.
05:42Yeah?
05:43Yeah.
05:44You're there.
05:45Mm-hmm.
05:45But are you there?
05:47Hmm.
05:49Well, guess what, Evan?
05:51Tonight, at this 100K party, I'm coming in like a hot rod.
05:56You think I mean the pepperette or the car?
05:59Mm-hmm.
05:59What?
06:00Exactly.
06:01Now, I'm going to show you and Amanda tonight.
06:03I'm going to show you exactly what I mean.
06:06All right.
06:06All right.
06:07Yes!
06:08Yes!
06:08That's it!
06:09Okay!
06:10That's the, you know, spicy pizzazz, right?
06:12You've got to bring your A game.
06:13A plus.
06:15Plus, baby!
06:16Nothing screams signature spontaneity like accessories.
06:20Tonight, when I come in, I'm going to wear something like this, but maybe tighter.
06:24Loads of belts.
06:25Loads of bling.
06:27Loads of jewels.
06:28Who's coming in?
06:29The goddamn queen, baby!
06:31Yeah!
06:32Woo!
06:33Yeah!
06:34I think I thought you maybe get a change into something, you know, business cash, but yeah.
06:37And Evan, when I come in tonight, you know what?
06:39I'm going to get the party started like this.
06:41Count me in, baby.
06:42I'll count myself.
06:42Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!
06:44Chris!
06:45Chris!
06:46Hey!
06:47Do you think this is some sort of joke?
06:49Huh?
06:49I'm being so serious.
06:51We have to impress people today.
06:54We have investors, potential advertisers.
06:57Evan, I see you, and I promise you, I'm going to do everything it takes to stay ahead of the
07:03curve and keep my job.
07:11So are you going to change?
07:17Hey, Chris.
07:19How did your doctor's appointment go?
07:20Oh, look at me.
07:21I'm remembering things.
07:23Yeah, that's good.
07:24I have a path for it.
07:24I'm moving forward.
07:26And you're back on the horse.
07:27By horse, I mean Pete.
07:27Yeah, not to be all TMI about it, but we fooled around.
07:31It was great.
07:32Everything worked.
07:33Yeah.
07:34Yeah, yeah.
07:35Oh, oh.
07:36I'll see you at the party thing.
07:40I'm going to keep going.
07:47No, no.
07:48You are fixed.
07:50Everything works now.
07:54Oh, this is not happening.
08:14Excited for the party tonight?
08:17If by excited you mean obligated, then yes.
08:19Yes, I am.
08:20I put a lot of work into organizing tonight, Julie.
08:23And Amanda is going to finally see me as the producer I know I am.
08:27So if you two are not here, I will come to your homes and drag you here for a good
08:33time.
08:34Jeez, someone is grumpy today.
08:37New boyfriend keeping you up?
08:38We only had sex three times last night.
08:40I'm a little wound up.
08:42Three times?
08:42These days, the pod and I are lucky to do it three times a week.
08:46Wait, you have sex with three people three times a week?
08:49Oh, no, sorry.
08:50Bad math.
08:51So there's primary, secondary, tertiary.
08:53That's one times three times two times three, which is 36.
08:56Okay, I get the idea.
08:57Okay.
08:58Just so you guys are aware, I also am a sexual person and I had sex this morning.
09:03Julie, we're at work.
09:05TMI.
09:06Why is it TMI when I say it?
09:07Don't take this the wrong way, but you're old.
09:11Look, anything you guys can do, I can do.
09:13I'm going to join the three times club.
09:14I've already got one under my belt and I'm going to hit two and three today.
09:18Okay.
09:20Did you pull something?
09:21No, I'm Jen X.
09:22I'm walking it off.
09:23Don't break it up.
09:24Oh, you forgot your bubble water.
09:26Oh my gosh, that's so hot.
09:34Hey, everyone.
09:35You having a good time?
09:36Just like.
09:40Oh, yeah.
09:41I'm having a great time.
09:43I love parties.
09:44Fuck.
09:47I love parties.
09:49I'm like, Julie, what's...
09:54Yay, everyone.
09:55Hi.
09:56I'm...
09:57Just do another entrance and be a person in the world that knows how to enter a party.
10:02Do it.
10:02Go.
10:03You have to leave to go in.
10:04And this may be a twirl.
10:06Yeah.
10:09Hi.
10:09Hi.
10:09I'm normal.
10:10That is a dead giveaway.
10:12Come on.
10:12Well, you just got to bring this all together.
10:14You don't have anxiety or any passive thoughts about not wanting to exist anymore.
10:18You're a pepporette with a bunch of belts.
10:22Less belts, maybe more belts.
10:24Yeah, me and my mom.
10:27That's it.
10:28Yeah.
10:28You are a flapper.
10:30As soon as you say flap, the party's fucking over.
10:32Do not say flap.
10:33You can do it.
10:34Think about your life and all the things that you've done right.
10:37This is...
10:37This is...
10:39Hey, partner.
10:45Okay, you're going to go back to basics.
10:50Oh, God.
10:51You look like Steve Jobs.
10:59Chris, it's Yule, the new property manager.
11:04I just wanted to return this.
11:06Oh, you didn't eat any of my thank you mammogram soup.
11:09It was split pea.
11:10I loved it.
11:11It's just my mother always said it was bad luck to return an empty food container.
11:15It's a hamburger helper.
11:17I'm not a very good cook.
11:18I love it.
11:20I love crumbled meat.
11:21And things from a box.
11:23Yeah, me too.
11:24Yeah.
11:26Okay, well...
11:27I'll see you later.
11:27Okay, see ya.
11:28Thank you so much.
11:29Actually, do you have a minute or...
11:32Are you going to like a ballet rehearsal or...
11:35Oh, no, no.
11:36I was just...
11:36Just this old thing.
11:38I was getting ready for a party.
11:40I just have a lot of pizzazz, you know.
11:41Okay, I'm sorry.
11:42I should probably go anyway.
11:43I forgot to eat today.
11:44No, no.
11:44Did I just hear you say you haven't eaten?
11:45Because you've got to eat.
11:46Because you just brought...
11:47That would be silly.
11:47We're eating together.
11:49Could you...
11:50You heat this up.
11:51And then I'll get ready right quick.
11:53Okay, here.
11:53You know how to use a microwave.
11:55Hello, peeps.
11:57Hey, what's this?
11:58Shh.
12:01HRT Julie is ready for round two.
12:03What do you say?
12:04What, now?
12:04Mm-hmm.
12:05Oh, babe.
12:06To be honest, I'm still tender from earlier.
12:08Well, who isn't a little sore right now?
12:10Are you in pain?
12:11It's a biggie.
12:12It's like, you know, it's like that thing.
12:13When you go to the gym and you haven't been for a while
12:15and you work out really hard
12:16and then you're a little sore after.
12:18Delayed onset muscle soreness?
12:20Yeah, doms.
12:21I got doms with a vagina,
12:22but I'm just going to push through.
12:24Yeah.
12:25What's going on with you?
12:26Mm, what isn't going on with me?
12:28Right.
12:28It seems like you're trying to prove something.
12:30Mm, no, I'm not.
12:31We got to go, though.
12:32Tonight is about celebrating you.
12:34That is exactly what I'm trying to do.
12:36Julie.
12:37Mm-hmm.
12:38Look at this.
12:39This doesn't feel like you and me.
12:41You know, it feels like you're in the second leg
12:42of a triathlon and I'm your bike.
12:46No, look, I understand.
12:47No, no, Pete.
12:48You are understanding,
12:49but you don't understand.
12:50And I...
12:52I feel so lonely in this.
12:54Maybe because you always try
12:55and solve everything yourself.
12:56Well, maybe because if I don't,
12:58nothing ever gets done.
13:01Okay, enjoy the party.
13:03Well, enjoy staying home.
13:05Your quarter chicken dinner
13:06and your shitty hard bun.
13:17Hey, Mr. DJ.
13:19Do you take requests?
13:21No.
13:27Ooh, it's a vagina over there.
13:30You heard about a little slider?
13:31Oh, sure.
13:33Hey, I see you on that wall there.
13:34You produce one of these podcasts.
13:36Oh, yeah, I do.
13:37Well, I did.
13:38I'm in between podcasts right now, so...
13:40What kind of podcast do you produce?
13:42Um, true crime.
13:43I love true crime.
13:44Yeah.
13:45You know, I just find that kind of thing cozy.
13:47Maybe because of what happened to me.
13:51I, um, grew up in this community.
13:55Really tight-knit.
13:56I'm pretty satanic.
13:58I guess you could call it a cult.
13:59Anyways, I got out.
14:01Eventually.
14:01Narrowly.
14:03Oh, what am I doing?
14:04Talking your ear off.
14:05Boring you with my childhood.
14:06Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
14:08You know, um, first-person narratives
14:10are very popular right now.
14:12This could make a really good podcast.
14:14Oh, I don't know.
14:17I mean, I am the first person I know
14:18to make it out alive.
14:20Wow.
14:25Wow.
14:29Hi.
14:30I'm pretty excited for this party night
14:32because I love a work party.
14:33Great.
14:34Um, I got you a fork and a spoon
14:37because I didn't know what you'd prefer.
14:39Would you like to have a seat?
14:40Yeah, I'm gonna sit.
14:41Yep.
14:46I'm gonna go with a spoon.
14:48Okay.
14:50Oh, my hair, geez.
14:51Sorry, it's all in the...
14:52That's not...
14:52I got it.
15:06Are you sure you're feeling up for tonight?
15:09Yeah.
15:09I'm gonna tell you who isn't, though.
15:12My friend Anna.
15:14She used to be, like, the life of the party,
15:16but she's...
15:16She's not anymore.
15:25What's going on with her?
15:27It's just, like, like lots.
15:33She's just, like, really struggling right now.
15:35You know, everyone's just like,
15:36oh, my God, Anna.
15:38What's wrong with you?
15:39And they're like, you're so different now.
15:41And I just want it to stop.
15:44Yeah, I know what that's like.
15:46Just wanting to stop.
15:48I don't mean make it stop for me.
15:50I mean, like, make it stop for Anna, for her.
15:52Yeah.
15:54You seem like a really good friend.
15:57I love this.
15:58What did you put in here?
15:59Did you put in some tomato sauce?
16:01What's going on here?
16:02I love meat.
16:03What did you put in here?
16:04Maybe she should just stay in, like, skip the party.
16:07I was like your friend, Anna, for a really long time.
16:10But what I learned is that if I'm struggling,
16:19then it's okay to pause,
16:22and it's okay to ask for help.
16:25And those two things were really, really, really hard.
16:32Sorry.
16:38I really wish that Anna was here,
16:41because I would tell her what you said.
16:43That would help her a lot.
16:48Do you think this outfit has enough pizzazz?
16:54I think it's the pizzazz.
16:59I'm going to walk you to that party.
17:01Okay.
17:07At the risk of sounding like a weirdo and giving you a compliment,
17:11this is a pretty amazing party.
17:12What are you doing hiding in here?
17:15I got a text from Amanda.
17:17She's still in L.A. on business.
17:20I went all out to impress her,
17:21and she doesn't even show up.
17:25Where's Chris?
17:27I was going to ask you the same thing.
17:28I don't know.
17:30So much for pizzazz.
17:34Mmm.
17:36While I have you,
17:39your HRT story is really gaining some traction in the comments.
17:43Maybe we keep going with this.
17:45Do a few more podcast episodes?
17:47I don't know.
17:49You know,
17:50I thought it was going to fix everything,
17:52but it doesn't.
17:53I had a huge fight with Pete tonight,
17:55which is why I'm here solo,
17:57drinking with my work husband,
17:58who I also constantly fight with.
18:00I've been there before.
18:02Really?
18:02Yeah.
18:03One day,
18:04you are just crushing it at work.
18:07The next day,
18:07you walk through the door,
18:09and all your shit's packed up in boxes,
18:10and you are alone.
18:15Well,
18:16I don't think Pete and I are there yet.
18:19I mean,
18:20nobody thinks that they're there
18:22until they're there.
18:24Hey,
18:24you want another little bloop?
18:25Yeah,
18:25bloop me.
18:45come on,
18:45come on,
18:46come on,
18:46come on,
18:46come on.
18:51Evan!
18:52Evan!
18:53Evan!
18:54Evan, Evan, Evan, Evan, Evan.
18:56Hey, just tell him, tell him your thing.
18:58Tell him, he's gonna tell you a thing.
18:59I escaped from a cult.
19:02I think I have a new podcast.
19:04It could be a multi-season series.
19:06I don't know about podcasts, you guys know about podcasts.
19:08Yeah, I like that.
19:09And we could find your family, or what's left of them.
19:14That is, that's dark.
19:16Yeah.
19:17I like it.
19:18Right?
19:18This is creepy element to it.
19:21Who are you, you know?
19:23I'm gonna text Amanda, I'm gonna let her know.
19:26I think she's gonna be really excited.
19:28She's gonna love it!
19:36Hey.
19:37Hey.
19:40So how was your night?
19:42Terrible.
19:43Yeah, mine too.
19:45You wanna talk about it?
19:46No.
19:48Do you wanna talk about it?
19:49No.
19:51Wanna kill some things?
19:53Yeah.
19:54Yeah.
19:55Alright.
19:56Actually, I'm gonna grab a bubble water.
19:58You want one?
19:59Oh.
19:59Here.
20:01Ew, mom.
20:03What?
20:03That's gross.
20:04Just grab a straw.
20:15Alright.
20:16This is it.
20:24You're welcome.
20:25See ya.
20:35You good?
20:36Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm good.
20:37Oh, me?
20:38Yeah, I'm good.
20:38I just was, like, practicing.
20:42Like, I have to warm up my dance moves before I go in.
20:52Hey.
20:53Yeah, yeah.
20:54Just dancing.
20:55Don't.
20:56Hey.
20:57Yeah.
20:58It's too fat.
20:59Yeah.
21:00Yeah.
21:29Hey.
21:40Oh, you follow me.
21:43Take care.
21:43Hey, hè.
21:44Finish the video.
21:44I love you.
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