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00:00I don't know.
00:46Faster than your shadow.
00:59Mr. Pete, Pit Viper.
01:00Pete the Pit Viper.
01:02Mr. Viper, the question on everyone's mind is,
01:06why is it that you want to kill Lucky Luke?
01:12Because I can.
01:14Are there any other questions?
01:20I have one.
01:25I was wondering, how would you explain the fact that you've got a duel in a minute
01:31and your rivals know where to be found?
01:41Maybe he's too afraid.
01:44He shoots faster than his shadow.
01:46What does he have to fear?
01:48Tell me.
01:50But you know the day will come when that man,
01:54even that man,
01:56has nothing more than a shadow of himself.
02:23You're Moiprich, right?
02:25Edward Moiprich, from the Borderland Herald.
02:27A pleasure.
02:28Three cameras?
02:29Isn't that overkill?
02:31But it's Lucky Luke.
02:32Shoots before he draws.
02:33And no one's photographed him doing it.
02:35So I'm hedging my bets.
02:49Good news.
02:50Good news.
02:58Good news.
03:00Good news.
03:02Good news.
03:17You're almost late.
03:20You can never really be late to a funeral.
03:23Your new glove's giving you confidence.
03:26You don't usually wear any.
03:29Is it perhaps because you had an accident?
03:55I can't say that I have.
03:57Snake's pretty messed up, though.
04:00I turned it into these gloves.
04:07You still got one minute to cancel.
04:08Do you know what you got left?
04:12Doesn't matter.
04:13You got one more minute.
04:15A minute.
04:16Okay?
04:37I don't know.
04:45Okay?
05:30Luke, tomorrow at noon sharp, you're a dead man.
05:33I'll dig your grave.
05:34I'll dig your grave.
05:36I'm going to kill you.
05:38Let me go.
05:39Get out of me.
05:40I'll kill all of you.
05:42Thank you, please.
05:44Well, did you get it?
05:45Thank you, too.
05:47I couldn't even get the shutter tripped.
05:50How does he do it?
06:27I couldn't even get the shutter tripped.
06:31I couldn't even get the shutter tripped.
06:36I couldn't even get the shutter tripped.
06:36I couldn't even get the shutter tripped.
06:36I couldn't even get the shutter tripped.
06:36I couldn't even get the shutter tripped.
06:37I couldn't even get the shutter tripped.
06:38I couldn't even get the shutter tripped.
06:39I couldn't even get the shutter tripped.
06:40I couldn't even get the shutter tripped.
06:43I couldn't get the shutter tripped.
06:49Nice shot, kiddo.
06:50Even though...
06:52It's a pretty lucky one.
06:54Ah!
06:55But next time, watch out for that recoil.
07:03Anyway.
07:10What was that?
07:12No, no, no.
07:22Thank you?
07:24My mother. Where is she?
07:27What? Your mother?
07:28I just saved you, so spit it out.
07:30You tell me now, or I'll unsave you.
07:33Wow.
07:34You must be new to making threats.
07:36And to guns. Put that away.
07:38Gonna hurt yourself again?
07:39I've mastered it, okay?
07:41Yeah, it's my mother's gun, but I know what I'm doing!
07:50Sorry, kiddo.
07:53You're in the Wild West.
07:54And clearly, you're new to that, too.
07:56I know.
07:58I know.
08:09You're not a blind man.
08:12You're in the Wild West.
08:15You're in the Wild West.
08:23I know.
08:24I know.
08:40My dear Toothbone, where is mom?
08:50Looky, look. Lucky, look.
09:10We should have used a bear. Would have taken his hand right off.
09:12I'm gonna burn down this whole town.
09:15Excuse me? I've come as a friend.
09:19This is the Wild West. No friends here.
09:22After everything we've been... Shut up.
09:24Who are you?
09:25My name's Louise. Louise Willow.
09:30I've got information for you.
09:34You sure that's true?
09:36Yeah. It was right in front of me. He was in a lot of pain. His hand was swollen.
09:40How'd he beat me if he got vipered, huh? Pitted. I mean, you know, bit.
09:45Maybe someone helped him.
09:51No. I'd bet it was the venom.
09:53It could be the slow-moving kind. Affecting him later.
09:57That is possible. Because venom isn't an exact science. Sometimes the effects delayed.
10:03Could he even think of that earlier?
10:05I'm not a reptologist.
10:06Equated with your complicated words. They're confusing.
10:08Mea culpa.
10:10What did I just say?
10:12Well, do we agree? We rest up right now and then tomorrow we capture him, torture him.
10:17I'll get answers. And after that, you kill him.
10:22Seems like you're annoyed.
10:24He went after my family.
10:26Sound good to you?
10:27Yeah.
10:31Capture. Torture. Question. Take him out.
10:40Still pretty swollen?
10:42Yeah.
10:45I can draw an aim.
10:47The problem is...
10:48shooting straight.
10:49Wait.
10:56If it doesn't get better...
11:02I'm no good without it.
11:04It's all I got.
11:05I've sacrificed everything to get here.
11:16But you're lucky, Luke.
11:20You're a legend.
11:21And legends last forever.
11:23Yeah.
11:25There's more demand for oil and trains than legends nowadays.
11:29We're an endangered species around here, that's for sure.
11:34You know why they call me Cuchillo?
11:37Some years before I was an almost blind geriatric marshal, I was a poor little Mexican peasant kid.
11:43Too poor to own a colt.
11:45All I had was a knife to fight the gringos oppressing us.
11:50Un cuchillo, amigo.
11:52And the advantage is...
11:56You don't have to grip it very hard.
11:58It doesn't replace a six-shooter.
12:01But if you get some practice with it, you can get the job done.
12:05Yeah.
12:06With a bit of luck.
12:07You need luck?
12:08But that's your name.
12:12Believe in your name.
12:36Thanks for helping me.
12:38No problem.
12:40Gun shake?
12:41Hm?
12:42You've never done a gun shake?
12:44Hm?
12:46Gimme it.
12:47Gimme it!
12:51Watch and learn.
12:57No?
12:59Here.
13:01But it's dangerous.
13:03I lost a cousin once that way.
13:04Shot himself.
13:05Idiot.
13:06Anyway, it's great you're part of our gang now.
13:09A Westerner, like we are.
13:11Ready to strike someone dead.
13:13Not like that bastard Lucky Luke who respects the law.
13:16Defends orphans and widows.
13:17You mean he kills orphans and widows.
13:19What?
13:19No.
13:19No.
13:20He's a fucking vigilante.
13:22The most famous one.
13:24You know what he's got?
13:25An honor code.
13:26That man won't kill anyone.
13:27Oh, really?
13:29Where is he on kidnappings?
13:31Does he kidnap folks?
13:33Innocent people?
13:34Women?
13:34No.
13:35No, no, no, no, no.
13:36The guy's a fucking hero!
13:41Yeah, shocking, I know.
14:02We'll round up the family to get Luke.
14:04Then we'll take care of the bumpkins and burn down the saloon.
14:06Booze is great for fires.
14:08I think burning down the town sounds like a great plan.
14:10I do.
14:11I love it.
14:12Um, but I was thinking just in case, could we have a plan B?
14:15Like instead of starting fires, I steal something which might work well.
14:18No.
14:20No.
14:20No.
14:36No.
14:38No.
14:50No.
14:52No.
14:53No.
15:19Come to finish what you started?
15:20No, I came to apologize.
15:24I may have been wrong about you.
15:26I heard you're a vigilante.
15:28All right, finally.
15:33You've been living under a rock?
15:34Where are you from?
15:36Albuquerque.
15:37So you're a city girl.
15:38It's not my fault I didn't know who you were.
15:40I never had newspapers.
15:41My mom wasn't into that.
15:43It was isolating.
15:44I read novels to learn about the world.
15:46Ah, okay.
15:46That's why you're a little bit...
15:51Stupid?
15:51No.
15:52You thought stupid.
15:54I was going to say...
15:56Yeah.
15:57Stupid.
16:05Thing is, when my mom disappeared...
16:09My grandfather was killed.
16:18And before he died, he said your name.
16:22To ask you for help one day.
16:32I'm sorry, kiddo.
16:36Who was your grandfather?
16:38Tukum.
16:40I didn't know him.
16:42But he was smart.
16:43Because I'll help you find your mother.
16:47Really?
16:48It's what I do.
16:50I want to repay you.
16:52You're the reason Viper Pete didn't get me.
16:54Uh, uh...
16:56Speaking of Pete...
16:59There may be a chance that his boys know about your hand problem.
17:03You know this because...
17:04Because I told them all.
17:05Okay, she is stupid.
17:06No, I didn't know you were a good guy at that point.
17:08That was before.
17:09All right, Luke.
17:10Not the first time you're facing three desperados.
17:12Well, it's actually twelve.
17:13Twelve dudes.
17:15Fifteen.
17:19Around fifteen.
17:36Wait, what did you do?
17:38Okay, fine.
17:38I've got it now.
17:39How did your mother raise you?
17:41Is your father around?
17:43Never knew him.
17:44He's unreliable.
17:45Okay, so...
17:46It's a family thing.
17:48I screwed up.
17:49I get it.
17:49I did take some of their weapons.
17:53And I got a plan.
18:13All right.
18:15Here you go.
18:16So this rope is the first domino.
18:17Connected to the rest of it.
18:19Throw your knife.
18:20Cut the rope.
18:20And it starts the chain reaction.
18:23Each Winchester...
18:24Is in a barrel.
18:26There, there, there.
18:27There, there, and there.
18:28Then it's all fireworks.
18:29You take out fifteen desperados with a winch orchestra.
18:32Bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra.
18:37Bra.
18:38It's actually bang.
18:40No.
18:40Now it's bra.
18:41It's not bang anymore.
18:42Uh, no, you're wrong.
18:44I say that as a pro, you understand.
18:46It's still bang.
18:47It is my job after all.
18:48What is, to be old?
18:49No, to go bang.
18:51Look, I hope your domino thing works out.
18:54I guess you're not really a teamwork kind of guy.
18:57Got trouble with trusting people?
18:59I guess I do.
19:02How weird is that?
19:03Especially after you shot me, framed me for murder, and ratted me out.
19:06Did I forget anything?
19:07But that was before.
19:08Three hours ago.
19:09So much happened in the past three hours, though.
19:11Is there anything else I don't know?
19:12No.
19:13That's everything.
19:14You sure?
19:14I'm sure.
19:24All right.
19:25They'll be here any minute now.
19:26I'll make sure Cuchillo has everyone in a safe place.
19:28You get your horse somewhere safe.
19:41Are they here?
19:44They're coming.
19:46I got my colt, my cartridge belts, my spurs for close combat.
19:54Did I forget anything?
19:55No.
19:57Louise, I wanted to say thank you.
20:05We're staying right here.
20:09What are you doing?
20:11Keeping you out of trouble.
20:12No, but you need me.
20:14Got some trust issues, huh?
20:16Don't worry.
20:18I can cut a rope all by myself.
20:21Hey!
20:22Get back here!
20:26I got the money.
20:51And I don't want to say goodbye.
21:12Feels like deja vu, doesn't it?
21:16Except for your pals.
21:20They all came to say hi to you.
21:22I prefer goodbyes.
22:08You thought you'd throw a knife in your stuff?
22:10You thought you'd throw a knife in your stuff?
22:15You thought you'd throw a knife in myungs?
22:23I'm not sure.
22:24I'm not sure.
22:24I'm not sure.
22:27It sounds like you're not sure.
22:34I'm not sure.
23:01How would I get out of this if I were Calamity Jane?
23:08Prisoner at Misery Lane, page 78.
23:10To unshackle her hands, Calamity wraps her palm around her finger, just above the joint, and dislocates it with a
23:17yank.
23:29Hey.
23:32Were you the one screaming just now?
23:33I dislocated a finger, but it was the wrong one.
23:41I'll put it back for you.
23:46Thank you so much.
23:48Would you pop my thumb out?
23:51Wouldn't you rather I just untie you?
23:54Okay, yeah.
24:10What the hell is going on?
24:12What the hell is going on?
24:19This guy is missing his poncho.
24:21Come on, let's go!
24:52And here we are.
24:55Our first good news of the day.
24:59Luke!
25:02Show your face or your girl's gonna get it!
25:05On three, I'll put a bullet in her!
25:07One!
25:10Two!
25:14Three.
25:20Three.
25:36Throw your weapon down.
25:38In the dirt.
25:50That's right.
25:52Now listen to me carefully.
25:55We're gonna gently...
26:23Hey!
26:23Hey!
26:24We've gotta work together.
26:25Alright?
26:27I lane the gun.
26:28You shoot me.
26:29When I say back.
26:35Ready for this?
26:37Three.
26:38Two.
26:40One.
26:41Go!
26:42Bang!
26:43Bang!
26:43Bang!
26:44Cool!
26:50Bang!
27:15Put that away.
27:16Gonna hurt yourself again?
27:17I've mastered it, okay?
27:24Bang!
27:25It's my mother's gun.
27:27Bang!
27:31Bang!
27:33Bang!
27:33Bang!
27:36Bang!
27:38Bang!
27:39Bang!
27:40Bang!
27:41Oh!
27:46Now listen to me.
27:47Hey, hello!
28:50You're in good hands.
28:51And my mother?
28:53You'd help find her, you said.
28:55Kuchiyo will help you.
28:59Some legend of the West.
29:28Kuchiyo will help you.
29:52Kuchiyo will help you.
29:54Kuchiyo will help you.
29:56Kuchiyo will help you.
29:56Kuchiyo will help you.
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