00:00Hi, ma'am. All the tables are available, so you can sit anywhere you'd like.
00:03I'd like to sit here, but it looks dirty. Clean it at once.
00:07Of course, ma'am. I'll get that done right away.
00:17I'll just leave this here for you, and drink some on the back.
00:20Ew. Do you have any idea how many germs are on that menu?
00:24I'm not going to touch that. Besides, I know what I want.
00:28Certainly. What can I get for you?
00:30I will have the garden salad with the dressing on the side, a tall glass of sparkling water,
00:35and make sure there's pebble ice in it, or I won't drink it.
00:38Okay, is that all?
00:39No. If there was anything else, I would have said so.
00:43Of course. I'll get that right out for you.
00:45And make it quick. I have a hair appointment in one hour.
00:49I'll tell the chef to step on it.
00:52Did everything taste okay?
00:54I need to check immediately.
00:56Of course.
00:59I swear, you are the slowest waitress I have ever seen.
01:03My apologies.
01:05I don't need your apologies. I need you to move quicker, or I'll report you to your manager.
01:10Ah, found it.
01:11Yeah, yeah.
01:12See? Now, was that so hard?
01:14It's a good thing you're a waitress and not a heart surgeon.
01:17Yes, ma'am. I'm really sorry about that.
01:19Now, listen, honey. I'm going to teach you a lesson today.
01:22I'm not going to tip you, because to tip means to ensure promptness.
01:26And you certainly are not prompt.
01:30I'm really sorry about that.
01:32Thanks for coming in.
01:37Excuse me. Can you explain to me why you won't be tipping your waitress?
01:42I don't care what you think.
01:44She deserves a tip.
01:46She was slow. I expect promptness when I tip. They're lucky I'm even paying the bill.
01:52Wow. You must be one of the rudest customers I have ever met.
01:56Are you having a bad day, or are you normally like this?
02:00I beg your pardon?
02:01You're so disrespectful. Do you know how hard these waitresses work?
02:05I don't care. The only thing I care about is good service, and she did not provide good service.
02:11I don't know who you think you are, but I am a valuable customer.
02:15I come here all the time, and I get what I want.
02:18Now, if you don't stop harassing me, I'm going to call the manager and have you escorted out.
02:24Or better yet, I'm going to call the authorities.
02:27I didn't introduce myself. I'm Andrea, and welcome to my restaurant.
02:33Oh, you're the owner.
02:35Andrea? As in Andrea's diner? Yeah, that's me.
02:39I'm so sorry. It's just that she was...
02:41I've had a long day, and I have no tolerance for you right now.
02:45So please just get out of my restaurant.
02:48You can't be serious.
02:50Does it look like I'm joking?
02:52You will regret this.
02:55Don't worry. I will not.
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