00:00May I have a table for two, please?
00:03Yeah, I think you might be looking for the IHOP down the road.
00:05You just walk out the front door, take a right, can't miss it.
00:09I'm well aware of where the IHOP is, and they do have good pancakes,
00:13but I would like a table for two in this restaurant.
00:16Well, look, ma'am, I don't know how to tell you this,
00:18but this is actually a pretty expensive, trendy restaurant, if you can't tell.
00:21Usually our clientele are people of the younger variety,
00:24which clearly you do not fall into that category.
00:28Oh, someone my type.
00:30Well, as a matter of fact, I love eating in this restaurant.
00:32I've eaten here many times, and can I please have a table for two?
00:37Okay. Well, I'll look.
00:40Look at that. We are all booked up, I'm afraid.
00:45Well, there are actually four tables over there in the back,
00:48and any one of those would be just fine.
00:50Unfortunately, those are all reserved, so we can't make it happen. I'm sorry.
00:54All right, then. How long would the wait be for a table?
00:58Let me just check.
01:01All booked up to the rest of the day. I'm so sorry.
01:04Nothing I can do.
01:05Okay, well, actually, I am having dinner with Amanda.
01:09Amanda?
01:10As in the owner of this restaurant, Amanda?
01:13As in Forbes 30 Under 30, Best Chefs in America, Amanda?
01:17Ma'am, I can tell you, based off your appearance,
01:19that you are certainly not having dinner with Amanda.
01:23I'm certainly not having dinner with Amanda.
01:26You don't have any idea who I am, do you?
01:28Well, actually, ma'am, since you asked, I know exactly who you are.
01:32You're a sick old woman who probably lives in her car over out there by the parking lot,
01:36and so if you wouldn't mind, I'd really like you to walk out right now
01:40before you scare any customers.
01:41All right. Would you mind giving me your name, young man?
01:44Yeah, I wouldn't mind. I'm not going to tell you anything,
01:47and if you ask me any more questions or don't get out of my restaurant right now,
01:50I'm going to have to call the cops on you.
01:52Okay. Okay, I will wait outside for Amanda.
01:56Okay, have fun with that.
01:57Mm-hmm. Thank you.
01:58Don't scare any customers.
02:04Wait, you actually know this woman?
02:06I would say so. This is my mother.
02:08She's the one who taught me everything I know in the kitchen.
02:11This is your mother?
02:12This sick old homeless woman's your mother?
02:14For your information, she has cancer, and that's why she dresses this way.
02:19I can't believe you treated any customer this way, let alone my mother.
02:22Amanda, you're the one who put me in this position to maintain the image of this establishment.
02:27That's all I was doing, is maintaining the image of this place from people like her.
02:31Truly, kind of your fault if you think about it.
02:33Mom, excuse me. Do not talk to my daughter that way.
02:36It's okay, Mom. I got this.
02:37All right.
02:39The image that we have for this restaurant is one of love and acceptance, and you're not upholding that,
02:44so I think you should go get your stuff.
02:45Get my stuff? What are you saying?
02:48Shane, I'm saying that you're fired. Go get your stuff and leave.
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