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Hard Rock Nightmare 1988 Remastered Sixpenstar
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00:00:01Some call him Lucifer. Some call him Satan. I call him Master.
00:00:14Preachers who live off human flesh do exist. Preachers who drink blood and can become wolves are legal.
00:00:25Do you hear me? I'm going to tell you a secret. I'm one of those creatures. And I eat little
00:00:34boys like you for dinner. And on a full moon, I become a wolf.
00:00:39Do you know what a werewolf is? Do you know what a vampire is?
00:00:46Stop this. You're scaring the boy to death.
00:00:49It's okay. Kids like to be scared.
00:00:55Slip in your house and drink your blood.
00:01:00I'm a creature of the night. Sometimes you're a total asshole.
00:01:05And I'll come into your house and kill you and the whole family.
00:01:10I'm a vampire.
00:01:14I'm a vampire. Stop it.
00:01:18Don't kill me.
00:01:21Be bad tonight.
00:01:34Hey, Mildred. I'm going to lay down and take a nap. Wake me up in time for lunch.
00:01:42Let me push that.
00:01:45Let me push that.
00:02:12Oh my gosh, oh no, no, what have you done?
00:02:17He was only joking, oh, what have you done?
00:02:21Oh no, oh no, oh no.
00:02:26Jim, are you all right?
00:02:28Yeah, yeah, I just fell asleep.
00:02:32Hey, what time is it?
00:02:33Time to rehearse, come on.
00:02:36Oh, Paul, what would I do without you?
00:02:37Be late a lot.
00:02:39Oh, Sammy's girlfriend's coming to watch us rehearse.
00:02:41It's tough being the bad boy.
00:02:44An up and coming rock star's job is never done.
00:02:48Oh, now Paul, fix that sound on the new song.
00:02:54We did.
00:02:55I disagree.
00:02:55Hey, suck it up, bud.
00:02:57Hey, the next car that goes with me is the state.
00:02:59Hey, you ready for the concert?
00:03:01Yeah, you ready for your concert?
00:03:03Yeah.
00:03:03Yeah.
00:03:05Yeah.
00:03:08Yeah.
00:03:09Yeah.
00:03:18Yeah.
00:03:19Yeah.
00:03:20Yeah.
00:03:24Yeah.
00:03:26Yeah.
00:03:27Bad thing, I got the right nose now and then
00:03:30I could see what's beneath the lights
00:03:33All I could do was scream
00:03:35Now I see what my mama said to me
00:03:40So you know it's hard to win
00:03:45It's a nightmare
00:03:49It's a nightmare
00:03:52Soon I know it's gonna be
00:03:58It's a nightmare
00:04:00A scary nightmare
00:04:03Gotta work real hard
00:04:07So I can show my love
00:04:09And pour away
00:04:12I used to move my parents' house around
00:04:21So the band could rehearse
00:04:23Dad would split to his workshop
00:04:27Small with a bunch of things
00:04:31On the other day we would pack our gear
00:04:34Head out for the gig
00:04:37And the last of that armory
00:04:41The way it wasn't that big
00:04:46And it's a nightmare
00:04:47Yeah
00:04:49It's a nightmare
00:04:51And soon I know it's gonna fade
00:04:59It's a nightmare
00:05:01A hard rock nightmare
00:05:04From the dead
00:05:07I know you don't understand
00:05:10But I've gotta go
00:05:13I've gotta make myself a man
00:05:17I can't get away
00:05:21I've gotta shine
00:05:23I've gotta
00:05:24Shine a nightmare
00:05:26In my mind
00:05:30It's a nightmare
00:05:32A hard rock nightmare
00:05:37It's a nightmare
00:05:40It's a nightmare
00:05:46It's a nightmare
00:06:05Is there a problem?
00:06:12Officers, I'm not dressed in a jail
00:06:14That's it
00:06:15The noise has gotta stop
00:06:16Oh, come on, officer
00:06:18All we're doing is rehearsing our tunes
00:06:20This is the third complaint this week
00:06:22One more time and you're busted
00:06:24But officer, we're a band
00:06:26We need to rehearse
00:06:27Not in this neighborhood, you know
00:06:29This is your last warning
00:06:31What are we gonna do?
00:06:38I mean, we're never gonna be ready for the concert
00:06:40We're gonna have to find another place
00:06:42Where?
00:06:43I don't know
00:06:44How about your house?
00:06:45What a fab idea
00:06:47My mother would never go for it
00:06:48Dudes, we can rehearse in my van
00:06:50This is serious
00:06:51What are we gonna do?
00:06:54Guys
00:06:56I have an idea
00:07:01Alright, Paul, is everybody here?
00:07:03I think so
00:07:04I thought just the band was going, though
00:07:08The band?
00:07:09Tim?
00:07:10And a couple of hot days
00:07:12Don't worry about it
00:07:13I'm not, Charlie
00:07:14I mean, I just want this to be
00:07:16A fabulous, groovy weekend
00:07:19Paul
00:07:19People don't say groovy anymore, yeah?
00:07:25Tim, do you know what you're doing?
00:07:27Uncle Gary, it's been over ten years
00:07:29My friends and I need a place to relax
00:07:31And practice where we can make as much noise as possible
00:07:33Hey, Grandma would've loved the idea
00:07:36I wonder what your grandmother would've thought
00:07:38If she knew that you were turning the farm she left you
00:07:40Into a home for wayward rock stars
00:07:45My favorite group's the Parcher's family
00:07:47Shut up, Dirk
00:07:48Oh, sorry, Mr. Hemsworth
00:07:55Hey, Sammy, man, you sure you can be able to find us, please?
00:07:57Dude, don't even worry about it
00:07:59Connie and I are like the gnarlies to leave these maps
00:08:02Okay, listen, do me a favor and help me get some stuff in there
00:08:30So, who are you?
00:08:32I'm Tina, Sally's friend
00:08:35Hi, I'm John
00:08:37Coming up this week to help you guys out
00:08:41Great, you know, I play the drums
00:08:43Yeah, I know
00:08:45You know, if there's anything I could do for you
00:08:49You know there is
00:08:51Yeah?
00:08:52Could you tell me everything you know about Charlie?
00:08:58Are you feeling all right?
00:09:00Any nightmares lately?
00:09:02I'm fine
00:09:04Dirk, wait for me in the limo
00:09:05The limo
00:09:07The long black car we came in, remember?
00:09:10Yes, I'm sorry, the limo
00:09:11Right away, sir
00:09:15I wanted to talk to you alone
00:09:16Go ahead
00:09:19Jim, you're my only living relative
00:09:22And I kind of feel responsible for you
00:09:25Yeah, I know
00:09:26What's your point?
00:09:29Well, if for any reason
00:09:30How do I say this?
00:09:31If for any reason you don't feel well
00:09:34I'm fine
00:09:36Come on, Jim, we gotta go
00:09:38Uncle Gary, I've gotta go
00:09:40Thanks for letting us use your motorhome
00:09:42Yeah, really
00:09:42Thanks a lot
00:09:43It was really nice of you
00:09:43We'll see you in a couple days
00:09:45Jim, are you sure you're up to this?
00:09:47That was a long time ago
00:09:49If there are any problems
00:09:50This Ranger Baxter
00:09:52He'll take care of you
00:09:53Yeah, don't worry
00:09:54See ya
00:09:56Why's your uncle always worry so much?
00:09:58Come on, he means well
00:09:59I guess
00:10:00Come on, let's get out of here
00:10:08Okay, Sammy, you drive
00:10:09Boom, we are here
00:10:12Thank you
00:10:13Bye
00:10:13Come on, let's get out of here
00:10:45So, we all wear mop top weeks
00:10:49just like the Beatles used to.
00:10:51We don't have to wear wigs.
00:10:53No, this band needs a gimmick.
00:10:54Why?
00:10:56So we can get attention.
00:10:58Why don't we just try playing good music?
00:11:01Am I the only one with imagination in this band?
00:11:04Of course not.
00:11:05You forget, my friend.
00:11:06I'm the one who came up with the band's name.
00:11:08The Bad Boys.
00:11:09Yeah, sounds like a gay porno movie.
00:11:28Excuse me, guys, but who is the blonde with John?
00:11:35You should know.
00:11:36Your girlfriend invited her.
00:11:38Sally did?
00:11:39Yeah, she's supposed to come along and help cook.
00:11:41Or something.
00:11:43She cooks?
00:11:45If you ask me, she's just a groupie.
00:11:48Well, I know an ass.
00:11:50Hey, Sally invited her.
00:11:52She must be okay.
00:11:58I think she's trying to get your attention, Charlie.
00:12:06Hmm.
00:12:36I'm sitting here.
00:12:39Okay, if you want me to sit over there.
00:12:43So, uh, tell me about the drum.
00:12:48Sure, what do you want to know?
00:12:52How big is your drumstick?
00:12:54Okay.
00:13:19Uh, did anyone ever tell you
00:13:23that you have, uh, fabulous eyes?
00:13:27You're the first.
00:13:28Oh, well...
00:13:30Your glasses!
00:13:31I have no glasses.
00:13:33I wear those for effect.
00:13:35I'm basically making a fashion statement.
00:13:38I love working on this.
00:13:39Oh, well, thank you.
00:13:41I was gonna say, Paul Shapin is my idol.
00:13:44If you would listen, I...
00:13:51So, do you really think I'm pretty enough to be an actress?
00:13:55Yeah, I do.
00:13:56You know, I'm more than a...
00:13:58just a band sound mixer, you know?
00:14:04She's a groupie.
00:14:06I know.
00:14:07And she's trying to get you interested in her
00:14:11by flirting with us.
00:14:14I know.
00:14:16So, what are you gonna do about the tease?
00:14:19Nothing.
00:14:20I'm not gonna pay any attention to her.
00:14:22Why?
00:14:26I'm gonna make her...
00:14:28back for it.
00:14:30Wow.
00:14:32You are so hip.
00:14:35But as for now,
00:14:36I'm gonna get some sleep.
00:14:40Good.
00:14:54What am I gonna do with you?
00:14:57Tina, control yourself.
00:15:00Sorry.
00:15:01She's just so cute.
00:15:02You promised to behave if I invited you on the trip.
00:15:05I know, I know.
00:15:07You're right.
00:15:08Throwing yourself at Charlie won't work.
00:15:11Enough said?
00:15:14Yeah.
00:15:16Okay.
00:15:16Let's go.
00:15:55Let's go.
00:15:57Let's go.
00:15:58Okay.
00:15:59Where is everybody?
00:16:13Hello?
00:16:22Grandpa?
00:16:26Don't kill me.
00:16:31Sorry.
00:16:40Elephant.
00:16:42I can't.
00:16:42I can't.
00:16:43I can't.
00:16:44To you.
00:16:47To you.
00:16:49To you.
00:16:52To you.
00:16:53To you.
00:16:56To you.
00:17:01Jim, are you okay?
00:17:03You're okay?
00:17:04You're all dead.
00:17:05You're all undead.
00:17:07You're all trying to kill me.
00:17:09But calm down. It's over now, honey.
00:17:10Oh, it seems so real.
00:17:13Shhh. Go back to sleep.
00:17:15We're almost there.
00:17:17To sleep.
00:17:22Yeah.
00:17:43Oh.
00:17:58Hey you guys.
00:18:00I have to tell you all something, but I wanted to wait until Jim was asleep.
00:18:04What is it?
00:18:05This house has some bad memories for Jim.
00:18:08So if we could all be extra careful about Jim's feelings when we get to the house.
00:18:13The place isn't haunted, is it?
00:18:15No, of course not.
00:18:17Over 15 years ago, someone was murdered there.
00:18:20Stop. You're scaring me.
00:18:22I'm not trying to.
00:18:24But let's make the next few days as fun as possible so Jim won't have any bad memories, okay?
00:18:29Sure. No problem.
00:18:31And oh yeah, I never told you any of this, okay?
00:18:34Any of what?
00:18:47Hey, good morning. Everybody have a good night's sleep?
00:18:49I got the bathroom first.
00:18:51Cut the cheese.
00:18:52Did anyone bring toothpaste?
00:18:53Did anyone bring deodorant?
00:18:55Somebody wake up Palm.
00:18:56I think I'm constipated.
00:18:57Where the hell are we?
00:19:04Hey, we're here.
00:19:06Where's the house?
00:19:07How should I know?
00:19:08It makes the house as invisible, like the Wonder Woman's airplane.
00:19:22This is as far as a motorhome can go.
00:19:25We've got to hike the rest.
00:19:26Okay, everybody grab something and let's head to the house.
00:19:29Come on everybody, let's move.
00:19:30I'll leave the way.
00:19:33Does this place like have a television set?
00:19:36Sure does.
00:20:05Come on, keep moving.
00:20:11Jim, slow up.
00:20:14How far is this place?
00:20:16God, never quite. How?
00:20:20Stop complaining.
00:20:27Paul?
00:20:28Did anybody wake up, Paul?
00:20:35Hey, guys.
00:20:39Where is everybody?
00:20:42Hey, you guys?
00:20:45Please.
00:21:11Can somebody help me?
00:21:26Come on keep up we're coming when do we eat just a little bit farther
00:21:40Hey guys guys
00:21:46Come on come on let's go
00:21:50It's getting dark when are we going to get there
00:21:52Oh look a bird
00:21:56Hey get down chill okay
00:22:11Ranger Baxter yeah this is Gary Armstrong
00:22:15Yeah the Armstrong house
00:22:18Fine thanks
00:22:19Listen you can do me a big favor
00:22:21My nephew Jimmy is going to be spending the weekend up at the house
00:22:27Yes it's the first time since that terrible accident
00:22:31Well just between you and me
00:22:34I'm a little worried about him
00:22:35He's been acting strange lately
00:22:37I was wondering if you could look in on him this weekend
00:22:43Oh no I didn't know
00:22:46Well you have a nice time at your sister's wedding
00:22:49I mean what could happen to them anyway
00:22:51You'll be back on Monday
00:22:52I'm just being overly protective I guess
00:22:57You have a nice time
00:22:58Thank you
00:23:05They're up there all along
00:23:14It's the house
00:23:15I can never catch up with you guys
00:23:17Wow
00:23:18This structure is fab
00:23:21Oh my god
00:23:23It's just the way I remember it
00:23:26The way I dreamed about it
00:23:28Jim your grandmother must have been a great lady to leave you this
00:23:33Jim?
00:23:35Jim are you okay?
00:23:37You okay buddy?
00:23:39Yeah
00:23:39Oh yeah I'm great
00:23:41Jim you're okay?
00:23:42Yeah hey let's go show everybody their rooms
00:23:44I guess I'm the host for the next four days
00:23:47Hey everybody
00:23:48Band rehearsal in the next two hours
00:23:49The house is clean and the power's on
00:23:52Yeah let's go
00:23:55I'm hungry Sammy
00:23:56Let's check out the fridge
00:23:59Look
00:24:01Oh well
00:24:03Love Perrier
00:24:05Hey Tim
00:24:06Do you really think I had the makings of a great actress?
00:24:10Tina
00:24:10I think that with the right person behind you
00:24:12You could become the next Meryl Streep
00:24:16Who's she?
00:24:18Vanna White
00:24:19Oh yeah really?
00:24:21Yeah hey I know a lot about the entertainment business
00:24:24Well can I ask you a question?
00:24:26Yeah sure
00:24:27How well do you know Charlie?
00:24:33Charlie
00:24:52I'm looking in the shadows of the goodness of night
00:24:58I'm looking in the shadows of the goodness of night
00:25:03She's been hot and, and trusting in the shadows of my day
00:25:10And the darkness of my day
00:25:11And the darkness of my day
00:25:11I'm waiting for me to be on my day
00:25:26It's not in secret
00:25:31The sea's been planted
00:25:36It's gonna drown you
00:25:44In all the land
00:25:46And the air of the night
00:25:48Nothing's half too sacred
00:25:51From its evil bites
00:25:53Cuss into your deep
00:25:56Where the light waters flow
00:25:58And it fights to hold you back
00:26:01And never walks to let you go
00:26:03You try to hide it
00:26:06But you can't deny it
00:26:09The sea's been planted
00:26:11And in time it's gonna tell you
00:26:17It's gonna tell you
00:26:22The sea's been planted
00:26:27It's gonna tell you
00:26:51Time is gonna tell you
00:26:55Time is gonna tell you
00:27:02It's gonna tell you
00:27:07It's gonna tell you
00:27:28Hi.
00:27:32Hi.
00:27:35Penny, for your thoughts.
00:27:42You know, when Sally asked me to come up this week for a few days, I almost died.
00:27:47Really?
00:27:47Well, I've seen the band play at every concert, and I think you're the best.
00:27:52What do you want from me?
00:27:54Really, what do you want from me?
00:27:56Nothing.
00:27:58I just want to get to know you, to be your friend.
00:28:06So, it's a long ride up here.
00:28:09Real long.
00:28:13Well, um, Sally, she's a great girl.
00:28:16Yeah.
00:28:19I remember reading about the murder up here.
00:28:22Did you ever meet Jim's grandfather?
00:28:24Excuse me.
00:28:27Wait, don't go!
00:28:28I mean, I know, I must sound like some crazy groupie.
00:28:31You got that right.
00:28:38Any for your thoughts?
00:28:43So, uh, if and when your songs are being played on the radio?
00:28:47Yes, my dear.
00:28:48And, uh, you and the band perform on that national television show?
00:28:52Yes, my dear.
00:28:52And you all become big stars and sex symbols like David Lee Roth and Mick Jagger?
00:28:57Yes, my dear.
00:28:59And are you gonna forget about me?
00:29:00Yes, my dear.
00:29:01What?
00:29:02Sally, I'll never leave you.
00:29:06Really?
00:29:07Yeah, here.
00:29:10This is for you.
00:29:15I really worked hard on this.
00:29:17I hope you like it.
00:29:31When we talk late at night
00:29:39Feels so close to you
00:29:46There's no misunderstanding
00:29:53Nothing clouds on you
00:30:00There's no need for questions
00:30:04Because I know that your heart is right
00:30:14People tell me we're destined
00:30:19I don't know what's wrong with you
00:30:23I don't know what's wrong with you
00:30:23I'm telling you
00:30:24Oh, oh, oh, oh
00:30:29I still don't want you
00:30:33Oh, oh, oh
00:30:35I really need you too
00:30:40I don't know what's wrong with you
00:30:41Oh, oh, oh, oh
00:30:44I think I want you
00:30:47I think I want you
00:30:50Cause you know
00:30:51Cause you know
00:30:51It's making me prove
00:31:00They say I know
00:31:31Hello?
00:31:33Hello?
00:31:37Who is this?
00:31:40I don't understand.
00:31:43Grandpa?
00:31:48A full moon?
00:31:51No, don't kill me.
00:31:53Don't kill me.
00:31:54Jim, are you okay? What's going on?
00:31:58That was my grandpa.
00:32:00What are you saying? Your grandpa's dead.
00:32:03Yeah, I know.
00:32:04Jim, look, being here is affecting you.
00:32:09That was probably some kind of sick joke or something.
00:32:12Listen to me, you're okay.
00:32:13No, no. Hey, I'm okay.
00:32:15Really, I'm fine. I'm just gonna go take a walk now.
00:32:19Okay, let me come with you.
00:32:20No.
00:32:21It'll be okay. I just need to clear my head, get some air, you know?
00:32:25All right, but promise me you're okay.
00:32:27Yeah, I'm fine.
00:32:33So tell me about Charlie.
00:32:35Would you forget about Charlie, please?
00:32:37But you promised.
00:32:39I will tell you about Charlie later, okay?
00:32:44Oh, I'm so horny.
00:32:47I'm so horny.
00:32:52I'm so horny.
00:32:52Drink some of that.
00:33:00It makes me feel so warm and cozy.
00:33:04Well, this will make you feel even more cozy.
00:33:10No!
00:33:12Look, all right, if you don't want to go all the way,
00:33:15at least get me enough, please.
00:33:18That's disgusting.
00:33:19It's not disgusting, all right?
00:33:21Look, just kiss it, okay?
00:33:23All the girls in California do.
00:33:25No, no, I said!
00:33:27Please, honey.
00:33:29No.
00:33:31All right, then.
00:33:32If you don't want to kiss it,
00:33:35how about this?
00:33:36Look at this.
00:33:39That's very good.
00:33:42It is big.
00:33:44I know!
00:33:44Oh, can I just start slow?
00:33:46Okay.
00:33:47Oh, that's great.
00:33:48Oh, that's great.
00:33:51Oh, that feels good.
00:33:52Oh, yes.
00:33:53Very good.
00:33:54All right, now, a little faster.
00:33:55Faster, now.
00:33:56Faster.
00:33:57Oh, my God.
00:33:59Oh, faster.
00:34:00Faster.
00:34:01Oh, God, that feels good, Denny.
00:34:03Please, don't stop.
00:34:04What?
00:34:05My name is Tina.
00:34:06What are you doing?
00:34:07Don't stop.
00:34:08You don't even know my name.
00:34:09I know your name.
00:34:10It's...
00:34:11I remember your name.
00:34:11It's Terry.
00:34:12My name is Tina.
00:34:14Tina.
00:34:15You can't believe you're going to leave me like this.
00:34:16Come on, at least finish where you started.
00:34:18Stop, Dad.
00:34:19Goddammit, come back here.
00:34:23Goddammit, I'm going to burst.
00:34:24Tina!
00:34:26My water was a little head.
00:34:46Ah!
00:34:47Are you okay?
00:34:48Yeah.
00:34:49I just thought I heard Tim scream.
00:34:51Yeah, me too.
00:34:52Let's find him.
00:34:53Okay.
00:34:57Tim?
00:35:02Tim, are you okay?
00:35:13Ah!
00:35:15I'm okay!
00:35:20Grandpa, what have you done?
00:35:32Come on, come on!
00:35:36What's going on?
00:35:38Something's wrong.
00:35:39Let's go, let's go!
00:35:39I'm coming!
00:35:41I'm coming!
00:35:47Oh my God, he's dead.
00:35:49Who's dead?
00:35:50I don't know.
00:35:51His head's missing.
00:35:52What happened?
00:35:54Dude, this is sick.
00:35:56Jim, what happened?
00:35:58I...
00:35:59I don't know.
00:36:00Tina, you tell him.
00:36:03We were messing around and I got mad and left.
00:36:06I don't know.
00:36:07He was drinking and he must have fell into the blades.
00:36:10Pa, take Tina and the girls back to the house.
00:36:14Sammy, call the police or the ranger.
00:36:16Whoever you call, report an accident.
00:36:18Accident?
00:36:19Wait, this is no accident.
00:36:22Tim was murdered.
00:36:24What?
00:36:25A wolf did it.
00:36:27A wolf? Are you nuts?
00:36:28That is not funny, dude.
00:36:30A what?
00:36:31What did he say?
00:36:32Come on, Tim, let's go back to the house.
00:36:33No, listen to me!
00:36:35I know it sounds nuts and you think I'm a jerk for saying this.
00:36:39It's very hard to understand this.
00:36:42But I know all about this stuff.
00:36:44My grandfather was a...
00:36:47He was a very evil man.
00:36:49And he killed Tim.
00:36:51Jim, calm down.
00:36:53No, can you listen to me?
00:36:54We're all in danger!
00:36:56We're all in danger!
00:36:57I think Tim is losing it.
00:36:58Listen, every fool moves...
00:37:00Jim, stop it!
00:37:01Stop it!
00:37:03Buddy!
00:37:04It's me, Charlie.
00:37:05I mean, you're with your friends, okay?
00:37:07Charlie, you gotta believe me.
00:37:10I do believe you.
00:37:12I do.
00:37:18Sally, take Tim back to the house.
00:37:20Get him a drink.
00:37:21I'll be there in a moment.
00:37:22Charlie, I can explain everything.
00:37:25You know about what happened here.
00:37:27It was true.
00:37:28I know.
00:37:30I know.
00:37:38Come on.
00:37:55It's not your fault.
00:37:56It was an accident.
00:37:58I know.
00:37:59I just wish I wouldn't have let him drink so much.
00:38:04Tina, is there anything I can get you?
00:38:07A drink would be okay.
00:38:08I know.
00:38:10Sure.
00:38:16It's not working.
00:38:17Well, it was working before.
00:38:19Try jiggling it.
00:38:20Just because I used to be a mug wrestler doesn't mean I'm stupid.
00:38:23I know that, Connie.
00:38:24I know you're not stupid.
00:38:26You're just hard-headed.
00:38:28And what does that mean?
00:38:29Nothing.
00:38:30Just give me the fucking phone.
00:38:32I will get it to work.
00:38:34For all I care, you can sleep with the fucking phone.
00:38:38Because you're not with me.
00:38:40It's your loss.
00:38:43They're all alike.
00:38:44Any luck, Sam?
00:38:46I don't know.
00:38:47Maybe if I get her drunk enough.
00:38:48Not with her.
00:38:49With the phone.
00:38:50No.
00:38:50No.
00:38:51It's broken.
00:38:52Shit.
00:38:54You see?
00:38:55Jimmy, you still freaking out?
00:38:57No, I'm okay.
00:38:58I just know what's happening here.
00:39:00Stop, Jim.
00:39:00Don't say it.
00:39:01No, I have to.
00:39:01Hey, is everybody okay?
00:39:03Yeah, right.
00:39:05No.
00:39:06Everyone is not okay.
00:39:07Kim, don't.
00:39:08This is not the time.
00:39:09Wait.
00:39:09Just hear me out.
00:39:10Hey, tomorrow, okay, dude?
00:39:12No.
00:39:13Tomorrow?
00:39:13It'll be too late.
00:39:16Hey, you guys, listen to me.
00:39:20You guys, I just hear what Jim has to say.
00:39:23Thank you, Charlie.
00:39:25On one condition.
00:39:27Man, you're exhausted.
00:39:28After we hear you out, you and Sally go to bed.
00:39:30Fine.
00:39:30Okay.
00:39:31I'll state my peace and let you decide.
00:39:34At least I feel better knowing I warned you.
00:39:41What time is it?
00:39:44About 12 o'clock.
00:39:46Okay.
00:39:47For the next six or seven hours, we should all stay inside.
00:39:52And why?
00:39:52Because Tim's death wasn't an accident.
00:39:56A wolf did it.
00:39:59A werewolf.
00:40:01For sure.
00:40:03Don't start that again.
00:40:05Hey, come on, gang.
00:40:07Just hear him out.
00:40:08Tonight is a full moon.
00:40:10I went out to the barn before Tim was killed, and in the bushes, I saw it.
00:40:14What did you see?
00:40:15It was a big wolf.
00:40:18It was a big wolf.
00:40:19But it stood on two legs.
00:40:21I was about a hundred feet from it when it spotted me and ran.
00:40:26Wait a minute, man.
00:40:27How could you see anything at night, a hundred feet away, in the dark, and why'd it run away
00:40:35from you?
00:40:35It's crazy.
00:40:36I know it sounds crazy, but the creature is real.
00:40:40It killed Tim.
00:40:42I knew he was gonna die.
00:40:44And I know we're all in danger.
00:40:46How do you know that?
00:40:48A little while ago, I got a phone call.
00:40:50Didn't I, Sally?
00:40:52And it was my grandfather.
00:40:54He is the creature.
00:40:56Is your grandfather dead?
00:40:58Yes.
00:41:01But it's very hard to kill a vampire.
00:41:06Come on.
00:41:07Come on.
00:41:11Stop it.
00:41:12Believe me.
00:41:15Charlie, you tell him.
00:41:19Tell him.
00:41:21Maybe I'm losing my mind.
00:41:23No, you're not.
00:41:26Buddy, I will handle everything.
00:41:28I will.
00:41:29Paul, Sally, will you take him to his room?
00:41:32Charlie, you're my best friend.
00:41:34You gotta believe me.
00:41:36Hey, prove me wrong.
00:41:38Sure.
00:41:39Get help before it strikes again.
00:41:42Yeah, I don't know.
00:41:44What are we gonna do about this?
00:41:45I don't know.
00:41:54Wow.
00:41:55It seems like having a nervous breakdown.
00:41:57I know.
00:41:58I know.
00:41:58Like nobody believes in vampires and werewolves anymore.
00:42:02No.
00:42:03I mean, like if he'd have said a guy in a hockey mask killed him, I'd have been scared.
00:42:07Yeah.
00:42:15He was a little boy.
00:42:16He really thought his grandfather was possessed.
00:42:20The courts understood that Jim really didn't kill his grandfather.
00:42:23They ruled it temporary insanity.
00:42:26Jim's been receiving psychiatric help for the last 12 years.
00:42:30I guess coming back to his grandfather's house triggered it again.
00:42:34So I hope, as his friends, that we can keep his secret.
00:42:38And when we get back to the house, I'm gonna get Jim some help.
00:42:42Well, dude, when is that?
00:42:43I mean, are we gonna stay here for the whole weekend even though Tim got killed?
00:42:48Yeah.
00:42:48When are the police gonna get here?
00:42:50I don't know.
00:42:52Paul, what did the police say?
00:42:55The phone's not working.
00:43:06Oh, okay.
00:43:07There's a CB in the motorhome.
00:43:09Yeah.
00:43:10We'll just use it.
00:43:11And there's a ranger station five miles away.
00:43:13I'm off to the ranger station.
00:43:14No, Tina, wait, you don't look too good.
00:43:17You stay here and rest.
00:43:19Connie and I'll go.
00:43:21Look, if Tim's getting killed wasn't an accident,
00:43:23then the only one left out there with us was Jim.
00:43:26What are you saying?
00:43:28Well, nothing.
00:43:29Just that I don't think I want to be left here alone with Jim, okay?
00:43:32Tina!
00:43:33Well, for Christ's sake, the guy's running around yelling werewolf.
00:43:36And he didn't kill his grandfather.
00:43:38Tina!
00:43:38Just chill, you guys, okay?
00:43:45She is such a bitch.
00:43:49Look, Connie and I'll head back to the motorhome and get help.
00:43:51We'll be back in no time.
00:43:53So chill out, you guys, okay?
00:43:55Okay, fine.
00:43:56Are you sure you guys can do this all right?
00:43:57Sure, dude, no problem.
00:43:59Great.
00:44:02Where's my jacket?
00:44:03Over here.
00:44:04What about the ranger station?
00:44:06Uh, could you get my bag?
00:44:09I'll go.
00:44:10Me too.
00:44:15Paul, no way.
00:44:17John, man, it's a long hike.
00:44:18I'll go.
00:44:19Don't worry.
00:44:20John and I will be fine.
00:44:22Besides, you should stay here with Jim and Sally.
00:44:31Let's not let our imaginations get the best of us.
00:44:36Are you sure?
00:44:37No problem.
00:44:41Okay.
00:44:43I love technical stuff.
00:44:51Charlie, stay here and, you know, protect the girls, huh?
00:44:55Jim's here too.
00:44:56You sure you don't want me to go?
00:44:57Charlie, let's be real.
00:44:59Fine, but when you get to the ranger station, call.
00:45:02I keep walking talking, all right?
00:45:04Charlie, can I talk to you for a minute?
00:45:07Excuse me?
00:45:09Nothing to worry about, but keep an eye on Jim, okay?
00:45:13Oh, man, not you too.
00:45:14Hey, he's my best friend too, but who knows what's going on with his mind.
00:45:20Okay, I understand.
00:45:22Now listen, be careful out there.
00:45:24Don't throw any holes or anything.
00:45:26Seriously.
00:45:28Aunt the band needs you.
00:45:30You're my bro.
00:45:32Hey, don't get mushy on me.
00:45:37What's this for?
00:45:39In case you're running wild people.
00:45:44Come on, we're off.
00:45:45All right.
00:45:47Catch you in about an hour.
00:45:48Okay.
00:45:49Listen for us.
00:45:50Don't worry, we will.
00:45:58Careful, guys.
00:46:00Be very careful.
00:46:05Are you sure you know where we're going?
00:46:07I wish you would stop complaining.
00:46:11Connie, you don't really think Jim is crazy, do you?
00:46:14Yeah, Jim isn't a nut.
00:46:15Look, if he says his grandfather's a werewolf, I'd be leaving.
00:46:20You mean like the one in the movies?
00:46:22Maybe Jim is nuts.
00:46:52You know, my uncle told me that he saw a flying saucer once.
00:46:56Really?
00:46:57Yeah.
00:46:57Did he report it to the government?
00:47:00Uh, yeah, but they didn't believe him.
00:47:03Why not?
00:47:04Well, he was sort of on acid at the time.
00:47:06And I'm totally against doing drugs.
00:47:08Oh, me too.
00:47:09Um, wait a minute.
00:47:11Is, is pot a drug?
00:47:12No, no, it's an herb.
00:47:15Oh.
00:47:16Oh, okay.
00:47:41Hey, let's take a break.
00:47:46Hey, after we find the house, I want to do some serious boning.
00:47:49Definitely.
00:47:50And write just what we need.
00:47:52Oh, alright.
00:47:59Ooh, gnarly.
00:48:12Oh, wow.
00:48:13Mmm, let me have a feel.
00:48:15Not yet.
00:48:15Give me the joint, and get naked.
00:48:18Oh, well you don't have to tell me twice.
00:48:26Mmm.
00:48:29Hey, I'm ready.
00:48:30So am I.
00:48:32God, this is so much better than the back of my van.
00:48:34Mmm.
00:48:36Boinking by moonlight.
00:48:39Mmm.
00:48:41Mmm.
00:48:41Mmm.
00:48:42Mmm.
00:48:45Mmm.
00:48:47Mmm.
00:48:48Mmm.
00:48:51Mmm.
00:49:07You must think I'm a real bitch.
00:49:10No, you're just upset about Tim and everything.
00:49:12No, no, forget Tim, he's dead.
00:49:15Maybe you are a bitch.
00:49:16Oh, no.
00:49:18I'm just scared and lonely.
00:49:22You don't look too scared.
00:49:26My room's at the top of the stairs.
00:49:43I'll remember that.
00:49:47Charlie, Jim's not in his room.
00:49:55Wow, this is so meaningful, Connie.
00:50:00Okay.
00:50:01Okay.
00:50:02Like, if I'm Marianne, who's Gilligan, and the Scooper.
00:50:08Whoa, I mean, wait a minute.
00:50:10I mean, we're not even on a desert island.
00:50:15So, there goes your theory, right?
00:50:18Okay, okay.
00:50:20So, if we're, like, not the castaways on Gilligan's Island,
00:50:24maybe we're, like, the Robinsons on Lost in Space.
00:50:35I'm so stoned.
00:50:37I mean, we shouldn't have smoked so much.
00:50:42It's okay.
00:50:43We're not trying.
00:50:45Oh, yeah.
00:50:46I guess you're right.
00:50:51Look at that over there.
00:50:54I can hardly see him so much.
00:50:59Oh, look.
00:51:00Oh, look.
00:51:01Oh, look at the big dog.
00:51:03Oh, yeah.
00:51:05I see it.
00:51:07Oh, he must be lost.
00:51:09Like us.
00:51:11Oh, he's so cute.
00:51:14Oh, dude.
00:51:15Here, doggy, doggy, doggy.
00:51:19Dude, that dog is, like, growling at us.
00:51:23He's probably hungry.
00:51:26Where's the candy bar?
00:51:28I'm gonna feed it.
00:51:30Oh, there it is.
00:51:31Oh, hey, man.
00:51:35Oh, be careful, Connie.
00:51:38Don't get fleas.
00:51:44Hey, be quiet.
00:51:55Oh, what the...
00:51:58Oh, this tastes nuts.
00:52:01Charlie!
00:52:02Ah!
00:52:05Wait a minute!
00:52:06And what do I owe the pleasure of this visit?
00:52:28I thought Jim might be in here.
00:52:30Why don't you come in?
00:52:33What's this?
00:52:35It's a letter I'm writing to my cousin.
00:52:38You're not writing about Jim's mental problems, are you?
00:52:41No.
00:52:42I'm not writing about Jim thinking that his grandfather's a werewolf.
00:52:48The Bad Boys are one of the most original hard rock bands that come along in years.
00:52:52But the real power behind the new band, The Bad Boys, is Charlie Thomas.
00:52:58Charlie Thomas on stage is hotter than Jack and sexier than David Lee Rod.
00:53:05But the rest of the band is average.
00:53:08My cousin publishes a rock magazine.
00:53:11Really?
00:53:13But the rest of these guys are my friend.
00:53:16Charlie, can we speak honestly?
00:53:19Go ahead.
00:53:21Well, about six months ago, Sally invited me to come and see the band play.
00:53:28And...
00:53:28Well, the band is good.
00:53:30But you are better.
00:53:32You should be the star.
00:53:35I have friends in the music business and I could...
00:53:40I would do anything for you, Charlie Thomas.
00:53:44And what do you want in return?
00:53:51Nothing.
00:53:54So, you're trying to get your cousin to do a story on me.
00:53:57I want to help you, Charlie.
00:54:01Do you?
00:54:02I have money, connections, everything.
00:54:06Let me help you, Charlie.
00:54:09Let's be gone, please.
00:54:13What do you want from me?
00:54:16Nothing.
00:54:17Nothing.
00:54:20You're a liar.
00:54:22I knew what you want from me.
00:54:25I knew what you wanted from me from the very first time you saw me.
00:54:32Don't make me beg.
00:54:40Oh, what the hell.
00:54:41You would be rude if I said no.
00:54:53No.
00:54:57Jim, where have you...
00:54:58Sally, there is something out there.
00:55:01I'm not crazy.
00:55:05I know.
00:55:07Sam, Connie, Paul and John are all in danger.
00:55:10I love you so much, Jim.
00:55:11If you love me, you've got to believe me.
00:55:14I do. I do.
00:55:15A wolf is out there.
00:55:17I know.
00:55:26That was great.
00:55:28That was really great.
00:55:31That was great?
00:55:33What do you mean?
00:55:35That's it?
00:55:36We're finished?
00:55:39It's over?
00:55:41God, that was so quick.
00:55:43You wanted to get fucked and I did it.
00:55:46It's...
00:55:46Let's talk about my career.
00:55:49Well, that sucked.
00:55:51I mean, that has got to be one of the worst...
00:55:53No, no, no.
00:55:54The worst sex I have ever had.
00:55:57You're awful.
00:56:00At them best.
00:56:03That was your best?
00:56:04That was your best?
00:56:05Thank God I got you at your best.
00:56:08God, what a disappointment.
00:56:10And I've been dreaming about this night for months.
00:56:15I've never had any complaints before and I've had sex.
00:56:19It was over so quick, probably nobody had time to complain.
00:56:32Hey, stop laughing.
00:56:34No, Willie, stop laughing.
00:56:36You know, you're probably frigid or something.
00:56:39Such a good looking guy and what a waste.
00:56:43Do you ever think about getting a penis transplant?
00:56:48Such a tramp.
00:56:49You probably have no feelings left between your legs anyways.
00:56:52You're probably a lesbian.
00:56:54You know, if all men were as bad in bed as you, I just might be.
00:56:59You got a real problem, lady.
00:57:02Get out of my room.
00:57:03And forget about my cousin doing a story on you.
00:57:05You're not worth it.
00:57:06You're a real bitch.
00:57:13See you later, Pee Wee.
00:57:25Jim.
00:57:27It's time for breakfast.
00:57:34What's going on?
00:57:36How come you guys are wearing ladies' underwear?
00:57:40He's the pants doing.
00:57:42Jim, we're not the bad boys anymore.
00:57:45We're the hot, Jim.
00:57:46It's Paul's idea.
00:57:47Cut it out, cut it out.
00:57:48But, don't you think it's fabulous, hmm?
00:57:52Huh?
00:57:53Breakfast!
00:57:54Thank God we made it through the night.
00:57:57I thought we were all gonna be killed.
00:57:59My God.
00:58:01What are you girls doing?
00:58:02Jim, don't be such a deadhead.
00:58:05If the guys can wear our underwear, then we can wear theirs.
00:58:08Don't be so square, Jim.
00:58:11Sally, I don't believe you.
00:58:13You're wearing my fruit of the loom.
00:58:15No shitting, Sherlock.
00:58:18Sally, are you feeling okay?
00:58:20Great.
00:58:21Never been better.
00:58:43You're going to have such, such nice breasts.
00:58:47Why, thank you, Charlie.
00:58:50Best breasts on the island.
00:58:52Are you aren't sleeping with Sammy?
00:58:54I might bone you.
00:58:56Ooh.
00:58:59Would you bone us too sometime?
00:59:03I don't know.
00:59:05Hey, what's going on here?
00:59:07Is this some kind of a sick joke?
00:59:09I don't understand.
00:59:11It's all a joke.
00:59:16Tina?
00:59:18Where's Tim?
00:59:20Oh, that's sick.
00:59:22Here.
00:59:50No.
00:59:52A dream.
00:59:53Another nightmare?
00:59:55How long have I been asleep?
00:59:57About an hour.
00:59:59It's not over.
01:00:01That thing is still out there.
01:00:07Well.
01:00:08Jim, don't go out there.
01:00:10The creature is real.
01:00:13If Superman and Mighty Mouse got into a fight, who do you think would win?
01:00:17Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
01:00:19Wrong.
01:00:20That's not the way you play the game.
01:00:21I say a line from a movie, and then you say a line from the movie, but it's got to
01:00:26be the same movie.
01:00:26See, you can't mix up Dr. Zhivago and Stand By Me, or Gone With the Wind Friday the 13th.
01:00:33That's what this trip reminds me of, bud. Friday the 13th.
01:00:36I wish I'd written the music to that note.
01:00:38What? You call that music?
01:00:39Kill, kill, kill, kill.
01:00:42Hey, don't laugh.
01:00:43The guy who wrote that's making a million bucks today.
01:00:51Looks empty.
01:00:53Right.
01:00:55Might be abandoned.
01:00:57Why don't you go in there and see if there's a working phone?
01:00:59Why don't you go?
01:01:01What, are you scared?
01:01:02No.
01:01:03Let's just be safe.
01:01:05Okay, chicken shit. I'll check the station.
01:01:08There's supposed to be a lake down there. I'm gonna go try to find it.
01:01:12Why?
01:01:13Maybe there's some cabins there, and we can get some help.
01:01:17You're pretty smart, bud.
01:01:18I agree. I'll meet you down there in 10.
01:01:20Alright, later.
01:01:52What a dump.
01:01:54Anyone here?
01:01:58Alright, last time.
01:02:00Let's talk with you.
01:02:03Hello?
01:02:07Hello?
01:02:08Hello?
01:02:12Out of the box.
01:02:21Damn it, it's dead.
01:02:27This place is a mess.
01:02:39Kirk the Enterprise.
01:02:40Kirk the Enterprise.
01:02:42Kirk the Enterprise.
01:02:43Spock here, Captain.
01:02:45Yeah man, beat me up.
01:02:58Oh yeah, great. I can't find the ranger.
01:03:01Oh yeah, great. I can't find the ranger.
01:03:17Who is it?
01:03:19What's wrong?
01:03:23Nothing man, I thought I saw something move by the door.
01:03:25It was nothing.
01:03:28What the fuck?
01:03:30Paul?
01:03:32Hey man, something's in here. I can hear it.
01:03:35John, get out of there. Get back to the house now.
01:03:38No, no.
01:03:39It's okay man, I thought...
01:03:45I must be managing things with my old age.
01:03:47You won't believe what I just saw.
01:03:50Oh shit!
01:03:51Get away from me! Get away from me!
01:03:53Help me!
01:03:55John?
01:03:59John?
01:04:00Help me!
01:04:03Help me!
01:04:04Help me!
01:04:07Help me!
01:04:08Help me!
01:04:10Help me!
01:04:11Help me!
01:04:13It can't be!
01:04:15There is no such things as vampires and werewolves!
01:04:22It's a hard rock nightmare.
01:04:24Ow!
01:04:25Got my first time.
01:04:28That's anything.
01:04:40Put them in.
01:04:46Not nós.
01:04:49Good-might.
01:05:05citizens...
01:05:17We've got to do something.
01:05:20Oh, God, Paul is all alone out there.
01:05:30I'm coming, Paul.
01:05:34Great.
01:05:35It's just great.
01:06:03It's just great.
01:06:09It's just great.
01:06:15So Sam and Connie are probably calling for help right now.
01:06:23Sally, he's got a gun.
01:06:25I knew it was still down there.
01:06:27Where did you find that?
01:06:28My grandpa used to collect old rifles.
01:06:32Jim, what are you doing?
01:06:34I had to see if it still works.
01:06:36Now all I need is silver.
01:06:39Silver?
01:06:40Silver bullets.
01:06:42It's the only thing that'll kill a werewolf.
01:06:45Oh, of course.
01:06:48Do your girls have any silver?
01:06:50Look, Sally, take the gun from Jim.
01:06:53The mental case shouldn't be holding a rifle.
01:06:55So you still think I'm crazy?
01:06:57No, of course not.
01:06:57Don't you realize everything I've said is true?
01:07:00Look, we've got to defend ourselves and kill the beast.
01:07:03Jim, calm down, will you?
01:07:05No, listen to me!
01:07:12Jim, make it violent.
01:07:13No.
01:07:14Remember, he killed his grandfather.
01:07:17Are you talking about me?
01:07:19Look, all I need is silver, and I can kill him!
01:07:22In my room, I have a silver frame.
01:07:24Would that help?
01:07:26Yeah, thanks!
01:07:27And Sally, get some tools.
01:07:29We've got to make some silver bullets.
01:07:34Come on, let's get out of here.
01:07:36What are you talking about?
01:07:37This guy Jim, he's a mental case,
01:07:39and now he's running around with a rifle.
01:07:40He's okay!
01:07:42The strain is too much on him!
01:07:44Look, Sally, we're getting out of here, okay?
01:07:46I just don't trust him.
01:08:02I just don't trust him.
01:08:17Paul...
01:08:23Paul...
01:08:31Paul...
01:08:33Paul...
01:08:36Paul!
01:08:37Charlie. Oh my god.
01:08:39Charlie.
01:08:41Go back to the house.
01:08:45Go out of the woods.
01:08:48Jim is right.
01:08:51What a wolf did this to you?
01:08:53Man.
01:08:55Wolf man.
01:08:56Don't talk. I'm gonna take you back to the house.
01:08:59And you're fine.
01:09:00I...
01:09:01Still sorry.
01:09:11Oh.
01:09:12Oh.
01:09:13No, man.
01:09:14Oh, man.
01:09:16Oh, man.
01:09:19Oh, man.
01:09:21Oh, man.
01:09:21Why?
01:09:24Why?
01:09:26There's no silver in your room. You lied. Why?
01:09:30Calm down, Jim.
01:09:31And put down the gun.
01:09:33Don't you understand?
01:09:35I have had enough of this.
01:09:37I'm getting out of this nightmare.
01:09:39Jim, Sally, are you coming?
01:09:41Not until I find some silver bullets.
01:09:46Sally?
01:09:46No, you go.
01:09:47I love him.
01:09:48And I have to stay. He needs me.
01:09:50Sally, I have an idea. A place we're gonna be safe.
01:09:54Go, but be careful.
01:09:56Don't worry.
01:09:58There's not a man or wolf that can outsmart me.
01:10:04I need to get help.
01:10:06I need to get help.
01:10:14I need to get help.
01:10:14I need to get help.
01:10:15I need to get help.
01:10:26I'll be back.
01:10:33Don't worry.
01:10:37Oh, my God.
01:11:08Oh, my God.
01:11:18Back.
01:11:23You son of a bitch.
01:11:47Yeah, nice and steady.
01:11:51No one's finished.
01:11:53A few more won't hurt.
01:12:00Careful.
01:12:02Don't you worry.
01:12:12A silver bullet.
01:12:14It's done.
01:12:15Thank God.
01:12:17Now we can go help our friends.
01:12:19Sure.
01:12:20Oh, wait.
01:12:21What?
01:12:22No.
01:12:22Do we need crosses and stakes?
01:12:25No.
01:12:26Look, Sal.
01:12:27I know you think I'm flipping out.
01:12:28I'm only trying to protect us.
01:12:30I really did see some kind of creature before Tim was killed.
01:12:37I can't believe I'm hiding in a well from a werewolf.
01:12:48Things like this just don't happen to other girls.
01:12:51Don't worry, Sal.
01:12:53Everything's going to be okay now.
01:12:55I know.
01:12:56Can we rest for a second?
01:12:57Sure.
01:12:58I'm tired.
01:12:59Do you want a drink of water?
01:13:01Thanks.
01:13:07Ow!
01:13:08What?
01:13:10Hey, who's down there?
01:13:11It's me, Tina.
01:13:14What are you doing down there?
01:13:16I'm hiding from a werewolf.
01:13:17I think you'd better come up.
01:13:19No.
01:13:20I'm here till sunrise.
01:13:22Now get the hell out of here.
01:13:23Leave me alone.
01:13:24Let's go.
01:13:25Come on.
01:13:27Oh, God.
01:13:29Just one more hour till sunrise.
01:13:43Oh, my God.
01:13:45Who's up there?
01:13:47Oh, my God.
01:13:49It's gas.
01:13:53Why would a wolf do this?
01:13:59How could a wolf let a match?
01:14:17Starley?
01:14:17Are you okay?
01:14:20Hey, catch your breath, buddy.
01:14:22What's that in your hand?
01:14:25What the hell?
01:14:27They're all dead.
01:14:28Who?
01:14:29Everybody's dead.
01:14:30What?
01:14:30Jim was right.
01:14:31Calm down.
01:14:32Everybody's dead.
01:14:33Don't you understand?
01:14:34This big freaking wolf.
01:14:35Man.
01:14:36It's a man.
01:14:39There's no such thing as werewolves.
01:14:41Jim, what are you saying?
01:14:42Some animal is killing people, but it's not a wolf.
01:14:45What animal, then?
01:14:47A man.
01:14:48Paul's dead.
01:14:49Everybody's dead.
01:14:50I fought with it.
01:14:51It's a big wolf.
01:14:52No, it's not.
01:14:53It's a man who wants us to think he's a wolf.
01:14:56What the hell are you saying?
01:14:57You lost your mind?
01:14:59No.
01:15:00I almost did.
01:15:01But I'm all right now.
01:15:07Look.
01:15:08That isn't fur.
01:15:09It's cloth material made to look like fur.
01:15:14Ah.
01:15:16He didn't honk.
01:15:18Yeah, he's right.
01:15:20Shit.
01:15:21You mean some lunatic in a wolf suit is killing people?
01:15:25Why?
01:15:27I don't know.
01:15:29But I'm going to find out.
01:15:31Wait.
01:15:32Wait.
01:15:33No.
01:15:34This is between me and him.
01:15:36No, it isn't.
01:15:37Man, it's some mental case.
01:15:39It's walking around killing people.
01:15:41Now, if we don't stick together, we're next.
01:15:45Yeah.
01:15:47You're right.
01:15:49We've got to keep our heads.
01:15:52You know, I've got a plan.
01:16:07Go, go, go.
01:16:10Woo-hoo-hoo!
01:16:10Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
01:16:13Woo-hoo-hoo!
01:16:13Woo-hoo-hoo!
01:16:37Hello, Ranger?
01:16:40Penny, Penny?
01:16:43Charlie fell in a ditch.
01:16:46I think he's hurt.
01:16:49I need help.
01:16:52Penny, if you're in there, please come out.
01:16:56Ranger?
01:16:59Anybody?
01:17:11Come on.
01:17:16Come out, little girl.
01:17:18Where's the world?
01:17:32Get back!
01:17:34Get back!
01:17:34I'm going to pull back!
01:17:37No!
01:17:38No!
01:17:40Get back!
01:17:42No, please!
01:17:44No!
01:17:45No!
01:17:47No!
01:17:49No!
01:17:50No!
01:17:50Please!
01:17:54Over here!
01:17:57Over here!
01:17:59Go ahead.
01:18:01Make my day.
01:18:07Oh, shit!
01:18:16Look at the face.
01:18:21It's made of rubber.
01:18:23She was Dirk.
01:18:25But why would Dirk do this?
01:18:29Look at his hands.
01:18:32Paws.
01:18:34Be careful now.
01:18:42God, they're solid steel.
01:18:44Sharpest razor.
01:18:47You could probably tear a person apart in seconds.
01:18:50Are you sure he's dead?
01:18:51Yeah.
01:18:52Look at his eyes.
01:18:53Come on, Tad.
01:18:55Why would a madman do such a thing?
01:18:59Madman?
01:19:01All right.
01:19:03That's it.
01:19:04Everybody up.
01:19:06Put the gun back.
01:19:09Uncle Gary?
01:19:11Yeah, he's your madman.
01:19:12On the contrary.
01:19:14My plan is the work of genius.
01:19:18Why?
01:19:20Money, you simple twit.
01:19:22Why does anyone do anything?
01:19:24This farm your grandmother left you is nothing.
01:19:26It's the oil underneath it.
01:19:28It's everything.
01:19:29Millions.
01:19:30Shit, you're rich.
01:19:36Why the wolf?
01:19:37Why'd you have Dirk dress up like a wolf?
01:19:40You nitwit.
01:19:41You are so stupid.
01:19:42I can't believe you're my nephew.
01:19:45All right.
01:19:46Look, the police come and they find the band.
01:19:49Everybody on the farm dead, all cut up in little pieces.
01:19:52And you tell them...
01:19:55You tell them that a werewolf did it.
01:19:58You tell them that you even saw the wolf.
01:20:00Well, the police do some investigating.
01:20:03And they find out that when you were a kid that you killed your grandfather.
01:20:08You claimed he was a vampire.
01:20:12Then he called you from the grave.
01:20:15Well, you go to the nut house and I get the farm, pure and simple.
01:20:21Genius, isn't he?
01:20:23You had all these people killed for your sick plan.
01:20:26For that much money, I'd kill everything.
01:20:28Yeah, we found out your plan.
01:20:30It's not going to work now.
01:20:32Yeah, well, I'll think of something else.
01:20:34But don't worry, you're all going to have to die anyway.
01:20:38You too, Jim.
01:20:39I'm going to have to shoot you too now.
01:20:41Sorry.
01:20:42Uncle Gary, you can't do this.
01:20:47Well, maybe somebody will accidentally fall asleep smoking a cigarette and burn down the house.
01:20:58No, please don't kill me.
01:21:00I'm scared.
01:21:01I don't know what to do.
01:21:03Kill them.
01:21:04Kill them.
01:21:05I won't tell anybody.
01:21:06I promise.
01:21:07Sorry, kid.
01:21:09You've got to kill everybody.
01:21:11This is the plan.
01:21:12But I'll shoot you last, okay?
01:21:15No, please.
01:21:16Don't hurt me.
01:21:19Don't hurt me.
01:21:20Now, come on, kid.
01:21:22Get up.
01:21:22Let's go.
01:21:24Woo!
01:21:28Oh!
01:21:32Fuck you, Uncle Gary.
01:21:41Good work, Charlie.
01:21:45Always sacked him.
01:21:46All those fails, go for the boss.
01:21:57Jim.
01:21:58Jim.
01:21:59We'll get an ambulance.
01:22:05Jim, I'm dying.
01:22:08You'll be okay.
01:22:16I'll be back.
01:22:17Hell, I have to.
01:22:18I'll be back for you.
01:22:28He's dead.
01:22:29What a sick son of a bitch.
01:22:32Yeah, I know.
01:22:34You didn't believe that comeback from hell stuff, did you?
01:22:38No, of course not.
01:22:40I don't believe in vampires, werewolves, or ghosts.
01:22:55I don't believe in vampires, werewolves, or ghosts, or ghosts, or ghosts, or ghosts, or ghosts, or ghosts, or ghosts,
01:23:14or ghosts.
01:23:15I don't believe in vampires, or ghosts, or ghosts, or ghosts, or ghosts, or ghosts, or ghosts, or ghosts, or
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