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00:01:01Hey, hey, come here. What's the matter?
00:01:03Nothing.
00:01:04Come back over here.
00:01:06No.
00:01:07Why not?
00:01:09Just because.
00:01:11I don't have to have a reason.
00:01:13Maybe I want to sit and watch the ducks.
00:01:16Hey, ducks don't swim at night.
00:01:17Their head lies short circuit in the water.
00:01:19Come on.
00:01:20Give me a kiss.
00:01:26Not here.
00:01:27Oh, I see.
00:01:29All of a sudden the car's not good enough anymore.
00:01:31Is that it?
00:01:31No, that...
00:01:32Well, look, I can't afford another motel room.
00:01:34We've spent all my money.
00:01:35On beer.
00:01:37Well, you were happy enough to drink your share.
00:01:46I just don't like it here.
00:01:48I don't feel right.
00:01:51Could we at least put the top up?
00:01:53Can I ever deny you anything?
00:01:56Mm-hmm.
00:02:19Can't we go somewhere else?
00:02:21Somewhere more private.
00:02:23Why?
00:02:24The campus cops know not to bother any car with a school sticker on it.
00:02:28I mean, they'd rather have us parking on campus than on some deserted road.
00:02:32Mm-hmm.
00:02:38I love you.
00:02:43Do you love me?
00:02:49Do you love me?
00:02:53Hey, I'm out with you, aren't I?
00:02:55Yeah, but you've been out with lots of girls, and you didn't love all of them.
00:02:59Oh, that was different.
00:03:01No, but do you love me?
00:03:06Of course I do.
00:03:31What was that?
00:03:32I heard something.
00:03:34Yeah, it was me breathing in your ear.
00:03:35Oh, no, really, I heard something.
00:03:38What?
00:03:39Maybe just the ducks.
00:03:41Sometimes they like to come up and terrorize the people parking around here.
00:03:47You're obnoxious.
00:03:48You're obnoxious.
00:03:48There's not another girl on earth who would put up with your garbage.
00:03:51Give me another kiss.
00:03:54Did you feel that?
00:03:55The car move.
00:03:56Someone's out there.
00:03:57Yeah.
00:03:57Yeah, it's probably some of the guys on the team.
00:04:00They're just jealous of their quarterback.
00:04:03Always some wise guy around here.
00:04:06Just ignore them.
00:04:09Let them find their own girl.
00:04:12All right, cut it out.
00:04:14Leave us alone.
00:04:15Can't we go someplace else, please?
00:04:17No, I'm not going to be scared off by a bunch of frustrated jocks.
00:04:21I'll tell you what I will do.
00:04:23I'll get out and beat some manners into you.
00:04:24No, no, don't do that.
00:04:26It won't solve anything.
00:04:28Take me someplace else, and I'll make it up to you.
00:04:31I'll make you glad you're good.
00:04:36What's that?
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00:04:40All right, that's it.
00:04:42What the hell?
00:04:44We're out of here.
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00:06:08I have to start with this exam. I mean, I really was going to read the last two chapters, but
00:06:14long call from old Dominion. And he is so sexy. I know what you mean. Gary was going to help
00:06:21me study last night. We got to talking and then we kind of got a little sidetracked. And then the
00:06:26first thing you know, it's morning. Yeah. I didn't have anything to wear, so I had to borrow this from
00:06:31Kathy. I hate history anyway. It's so boring.
00:06:35Hi. Oh, hi. You ready for this? Oh, I guess. Are you? Oh, hardly. I only know about half of
00:06:42it, and that's the easy half. I mean, what do I have to take chemistry for anyway? I'm going into
00:06:48advertising. Yeah, I know. Well, that is a problem with education.
00:06:51They do keep trying to teach you all that stuff. Yeah, like chemistry. I hate chemistry. I mean, chemistry hates
00:06:58me. It's that simple.
00:06:59Oh, come on. It's really not that bad.
00:07:02It's easy for you to say. But I have to make an 82 on this exam to pass the course.
00:07:07And if I don't pass the course, my parents stop making the payments on my car. I mean, this is
00:07:13serious.
00:07:15An 82, or else I have to walk. This is war.
00:07:20Well, you can't just give up. You have to try to get...
00:07:22It's not before you tell me that quitters never win. I mean, I do not want to hear that. Because
00:07:27I'm a winner.
00:07:30Not to worry. Hey, guys, wait up.
00:07:33Did you hear what happened at March College? Hi, Radish.
00:07:36Hi. Oh. What happened at March College? Another football recruiting scandal?
00:07:40No. Better. A mass murderer. Two kids were snuffed while parking at the lake.
00:07:45Oh, how horrible. I know. It's awful.
00:07:47I call that a mass murderer. Two lousy people. I call that a piker.
00:07:52Well, it's a small school. You have to enter that into the equation.
00:07:55And it was particularly brutal. A real spectacle. At least on a local scale.
00:08:01Sure, it's nothing in a big city. But in a rural area, you have to take what you can get.
00:08:06You two are so morbid. Oh, you're beyond that.
00:08:09And, to top it all off, the guy was their first string quarterback.
00:08:13You know, I think that we... Now, you're talking.
00:08:16You know, we might be able to take him this year.
00:08:18Yeah. Remember me telling you about those students that got it up in Vermont?
00:08:21I don't want to. This could be the same guy.
00:08:24Oh, dad. Oh, come on. Let's change this subject to something a little less drastic.
00:08:30Well, like the test.
00:08:31Well, personally, I'd like to talk about something cheery, like...
00:08:34like homicidal maniacs. Anything but chemistry.
00:08:38You're kidding. This is real crip stuff.
00:08:41Chemistry for morons. No offense.
00:08:49Well, speaking of morons...
00:08:53Don't be late, brain-o.
00:09:22Please take a seat in every other robe.
00:09:24Leave an empty desk between you.
00:09:28I don't want anyone sharing your answers with you.
00:09:31I get enough long answers without a lot of unnecessary duplication.
00:09:35Oh, what do you care? You don't even brain yourself anyway.
00:09:39It's a moral responsibility I have for you, my friend.
00:09:42After the examination, I'll explain the term morality to you.
00:09:46Never mind.
00:09:49Well, I'd love to go on talking like this.
00:09:52But I must warn you, your quiz isn't getting any shorter, and your examination period is.
00:09:57Then let us add it.
00:09:58I should remind you, you're on the modified honor system.
00:10:01I'll be leaving the room, and the grading assistants will be watching you.
00:10:05And, uh, they are both frustrated Nazis.
00:10:09And if they observe any cheating, they have been instructed to alert a highly skilled sniper
00:10:14that I've placed in McWilliams Tower.
00:10:17He was a gun-bearer for the Eagle Scout down in Texas.
00:10:20You mean Charles Whitman, one of my favorites.
00:10:23And he's anxious to bag a few students on his own.
00:10:27Are there any questions?
00:10:28He was a real craftsman.
00:10:29An excellent shot.
00:10:31And he played it out to the bitter end.
00:10:34This guy was dropping people from blocks and...
00:10:37I hate to interrupt you on such a lovely note.
00:10:39But back to business.
00:10:41Hey!
00:10:42This ain't the test I've been studying.
00:10:45Well, if you're going to buy tests, you might as well buy them from somebody who's in the know.
00:10:49I'm perfectly willing to be bought if the price is right.
00:10:53Good luck.
00:10:54Oh, and don't worry.
00:10:56I took the test, and I only missed three.
00:10:59Have a nice holiday.
00:11:01And, uh, I'll be seeing many of you back here next semester in, uh, remedial chemistry.
00:11:09All right, everybody settle down and get to work.
00:11:12I think you've got enough problems there in front of you without having to worry about running out of time.
00:11:16When you finish, give your paper to one of us, and then you may leave quietly.
00:11:23Hello, Lisa.
00:11:24Hi.
00:11:24Ready to end the semester?
00:11:26Yeah, I've just about OD'd on the small town line.
00:11:29I'm really ready to party in the bright lights for a while.
00:11:32Yeah, I remember when I wanted that, too.
00:11:34And a booze, boogie, and then a future cutscene.
00:11:36That's fun.
00:11:37I'm not so sure you're too much beyond that now.
00:11:39Well, that's the nicest thing anyone's said to me in a long time.
00:11:43Now, these kids think they hate taking chemistry.
00:11:45At least it's new to them.
00:11:47For me, it's the same old thing, year in, year out.
00:11:50And then if I do get them to understand, then they graduate, and I have to start all over again.
00:11:55Then why don't you leave?
00:11:56Because I love the sweet young girls that throw themselves at me.
00:12:02Why pull down the shades?
00:12:04There's nobody left on campus that we're fooling.
00:12:07You don't think I can kiss and tell, do you?
00:12:10No.
00:12:13But I do.
00:12:16I don't care who knows around here.
00:12:18But if that red-headed wife of mine ever finds out, I'm dead.
00:12:25So, how about a little nightcap tonight?
00:12:28Oh, I don't know.
00:12:30It's your last chance for some nice, firm flesh for a while.
00:12:36Well, I leave in the morning for the big city, and you're going to be left with nothing but that
00:12:41sagging old wife of yours.
00:12:44She must be almost 30 by now.
00:12:47Hey, wait a minute.
00:12:48You're talking about the woman that I...
00:12:50Oh!
00:12:51Well, mother of my guppies.
00:12:53And you love it.
00:12:56So, it's tonight.
00:12:59Who knows when, hotshot.
00:13:01How about here?
00:13:02And now?
00:13:03Mm-mm-mm, sorry.
00:13:05This is final examination week.
00:13:07Pop quizzes just won't do.
00:13:12Tonight, meet me in my rehearsal room, and we'll go upstairs to the art studio.
00:13:18Art in the dark can be very tactile.
00:13:21Yeah, I like it.
00:13:23A study in form and texture.
00:13:25Mm-mm.
00:13:43See you next time.
00:13:44Oh.
00:14:02I can't help it. I'm brilliant.
00:14:08And I can't help it because I'm offensive.
00:14:21I've got better things to do.
00:14:26I'd like an ape, please.
00:15:06I can't help it.
00:15:13When are you going to do your equipment inventory?
00:15:16You know, we've got a lot of our good stuff checked out and that can come back in yet.
00:15:19Well, I was planning...
00:15:20Well, you see, we don't get much in the way of athletes around here.
00:15:24And I've got to take a little pride in something.
00:15:26You don't think some of the guys are sneaking off to try and get in shape, do you?
00:15:30Nah.
00:15:32They're not stealing the weights and running the tracks at night like they could be.
00:15:36But now, if everybody did that, see, I wouldn't have no job.
00:15:40There wouldn't be anybody around here for me to holler at.
00:15:42Oh, look, Coach, I've got to go. I'll talk to you later.
00:15:45I'll get on that inventory, Coach, right away.
00:15:48I got one more exam, but it's under control.
00:15:51See you later.
00:16:07Hi, you guys.
00:16:09Hey, you two look like you're never coming back.
00:16:12Well, it really depends on our grades. You never know.
00:16:18Have a good break. Yeah, you all the same?
00:16:20Okay. You two. Bye-bye.
00:16:21Bye-bye.
00:16:29Oh, my God!
00:16:33Get out!
00:16:37I can't believe it!
00:16:50What in the world is going on out there?
00:17:16Lisa, look!
00:17:30I don't know.
00:18:10Operator, this is an emergency. Give me the sheriff.
00:18:20Jeff, this is Lanier College College. There's been a multiple shooting on the campus quadrangle.
00:18:24Sir, listen. Several students have been shot and kidnapped in a brown van.
00:18:29You've got to get out here. It's happening. The psychopaths are here.
00:18:37Did you see that? It was horrible. They shot at us. It was murder, cold-blooded murder and kidnapping.
00:18:42I almost got killed and some other people were shot. We'll be laughing. Did you see what happened?
00:18:46Yes, I saw it. But I also saw that the van had a Gamma fraternity sticker on the back window.
00:18:53Oh.
00:19:03All right, all right! Marty, have the Gamma strikes again!
00:19:13What are Gammas? What are Gammas?
00:19:28We're out!
00:19:29Boy, they sure did fool me. I should have known it was a fraternity prank.
00:19:34Well, I wouldn't have known either until I saw Wild Man's van.
00:19:37I wasn't very smart.
00:19:39Neither is Wild Man.
00:19:48I don't know what looks the least dangerous today.
00:19:51Me either. You know, I've never seen this place so empty before.
00:19:54I wonder if everybody else knows something that we don't.
00:19:58Yeah, they know better than to have exams on the last day.
00:20:02Everybody's gone home.
00:20:03I can't wait. One lousy recital and I'm off, too.
00:20:07I can't wait to see some new faces.
00:20:09Eat in a real restaurant and hear some live music.
00:20:18You want to sit here?
00:20:20Sure.
00:20:24Uh-oh. Look who's coming.
00:20:25Hello, gorgeous.
00:20:27I think this one's for you.
00:20:30Say, did you girls go to the shooting today?
00:20:32Very funny.
00:20:33Were you responsible for that little display outside?
00:20:36You're the leader of all that rabble.
00:20:38Not me. I was at the chemistry test, remember?
00:20:41Uh-huh.
00:20:42The perfect alibi.
00:20:43Oh.
00:20:46Say, uh...
00:20:47By the way, when are we going on that midnight ride?
00:20:51Well, hey, big boy.
00:20:53How about never?
00:20:57Well, everyone likes to ride in my car, but...
00:20:59What's the matter with you?
00:21:01Not a thing.
00:21:02Well, hi, Janet.
00:21:02For me, it's not my first time in a fast car.
00:21:05I can't believe y'all did that this afternoon.
00:21:09No wonder the Gamma house is always on probation.
00:21:13Hello, Pledge.
00:21:15Hello, sir.
00:21:17You know, I've been looking for you.
00:21:19There's some, uh, special duties that need to be assigned.
00:21:23I'm really up against the law on tomorrow's psych exam.
00:21:25We can do it later, can't we?
00:21:29Are you refusing the small request of a brother?
00:21:33No, sir.
00:21:34Did I hear you right, Pledge?
00:21:39Let's step outside.
00:21:45He probably needs his car wax.
00:21:47Well, I hope they don't bother, Gary.
00:21:50He's very sensitive.
00:21:52When are you going to realize you don't have to fall in love with somebody just to get a kiss?
00:22:00So, uh...
00:22:01The, uh, prank went really well, huh?
00:22:03Sure.
00:22:05I mean, it worked out really well, didn't it?
00:22:08Absolutely.
00:22:09Right on schedule.
00:22:10You know, it was a great idea, sir.
00:22:13Not only a great idea.
00:22:15It was a great diversion, man. I made my 82.
00:22:18Great diversion.
00:22:19You know something? I've got another great idea.
00:22:22You might be ready for the big league.
00:22:26Initiation.
00:22:27No, well...
00:22:29Well, I'm proud to be a Gamma Pledge, sir.
00:22:31I mean, we're the best on campus.
00:22:32That's what I like to hear.
00:22:33Look, each semester one pledge is chosen to perform this solemn duty.
00:22:38Yeah?
00:22:39And this semester you've been chosen, Pledge.
00:22:41That's good, isn't it?
00:22:42Is it good? It's excellent.
00:22:44Look, I want you to break into Dr. Mahern's office and steal tomorrow's test for me.
00:22:49You've got to be kidding me, right?
00:22:50No.
00:22:51I mean, I'm not crazy, sir. I could get kicked out of school for doing that.
00:22:55We all do it, Pledge. We've done it.
00:22:58But this time it's your turn.
00:23:00I can't do that, sir.
00:23:01Hey, Gammas!
00:23:06That was great!
00:23:07What?
00:23:11Yeah, we were great, weren't we?
00:23:14Wild man.
00:23:17We've got a little problem.
00:23:18This Pledge doesn't want to steal the exam for us.
00:23:22Oh!
00:23:24Does he want his brothers to have to study?
00:23:28It's not that, Wild man.
00:23:29Pledge, Pledge, Pledge.
00:23:32I want that test by 9 o'clock tonight.
00:23:36All you have to do is jump over the door and you're out in 30 seconds.
00:23:39I don't know if it's going to be that easy.
00:23:41Oh, Pledge, listen, listen.
00:23:43You think about it and I think you're going to find out that it's real easy.
00:23:56He'll do it.
00:23:59Oh, like a maniac.
00:24:02Let's go.
00:24:11I should have had a salad instead of this spaghetti.
00:24:15Well, why didn't you?
00:24:17I...
00:24:18Hi.
00:24:21Well?
00:24:21What?
00:24:22What did he want?
00:24:23It's fraternity business.
00:24:25I can't tell you.
00:24:26Another secret?
00:24:27I hate all these silly secrets.
00:24:30I know you do, Janet, but it's a lot of fun.
00:24:33Well, do you think it's much fun for me to sit here and eat lunch without you?
00:24:37No, of course not.
00:24:38Well, it isn't like it's the first time, Gary.
00:24:41Yeah, I know, and I'm sorry.
00:24:44That's okay.
00:24:45Uh-oh, time to go.
00:24:48You want to hear a secret?
00:24:52What?
00:24:54I don't want to tell you in here in front of all these people, silly.
00:25:01Well, I gotta go study.
00:25:03I'll see you guys later.
00:25:07I'll see you later.
00:25:10Hey, wait.
00:25:10Here, come on, sir.
00:26:28Oh, excuse me. I'm sorry.
00:26:30It's okay.
00:26:49Oh, excuse me.
00:26:52Oh, excuse me.
00:26:57Oh, excuse me.
00:27:01Oh, excuse me.
00:27:03What's going on out here?
00:27:06We was told there was a shooting.
00:27:09Multiple shooting at that.
00:27:11And we better find a multiple shooting or somebody's gonna wish that a multiple shooting was all the troubles he
00:27:19had.
00:27:20Now, who called me?
00:27:22There seems to have been a misunderstanding, Sheriff.
00:27:25We've all been the victim of a harmless college prank.
00:27:29You call me?
00:27:31We got all our calls on tape, so you might as well admit it.
00:27:34I didn't deny that I called you.
00:27:36I thought it was real.
00:27:37It could have been.
00:27:39I mean, senseless murders are a modern phenomenon.
00:27:42Can I help it if people are crazy?
00:27:45These type of murders happen all the time.
00:27:47Oh, they haven't.
00:27:49But not in my county and not on my suppertime.
00:27:53What would you tell me about it?
00:27:55Well, a group of masked perpetrators simulated a terrorist-style raid in which several co-conspirators pretended injury or death.
00:28:08It's not my fault.
00:28:14Where'd you learn to talk like that?
00:28:17Watching Dragnet.
00:28:21Anybody recognize them?
00:28:23On a car?
00:28:25Oh, yeah.
00:28:26It was a brown van.
00:28:28Fortunately, I got the license number.
00:28:31Why didn't you tell me?
00:28:32Let me have that.
00:28:40Hey, Jesse, this is Sheriff calling.
00:28:44Listen, you can give me a rundown on a brown van.
00:28:49VICE is number MPM-112.
00:28:5410-4.
00:28:57Where you going, Bulldog?
00:29:00I got an exam.
00:29:03It'll wait.
00:29:06Vehicle is registered to John Chambliss of Shelby, North Carolina.
00:29:10No outstanding warrants.
00:29:11He's clean, Sheriff.
00:29:12Out.
00:29:21Anybody know a John Chambliss?
00:29:28Who's that, your daddy, Bulldog?
00:29:30Actually, Sheriff, he didn't kill anybody.
00:29:34I mean, it was, uh, it's just a joke.
00:29:38Well, there's about 50 laws that he did break.
00:29:40One of which was getting me to ride all the way out here for nothing.
00:29:44But I guess I could run this bird in on that one.
00:29:48Well, I'm sure nobody meant any harm.
00:29:50I mean, uh, sometimes students just have to let off a little steam.
00:29:55Ah.
00:29:56Hello, there, Quentin.
00:29:57Get yourself some criminals here.
00:29:59Didn't you hear about that multiple shooting?
00:30:03Did these guys do it?
00:30:04I thought it was pretty funny myself, didn't you?
00:30:07Bulldog hound was in on it.
00:30:09But you know I think I'm going to take them all in.
00:30:11Maybe bust a few heads.
00:30:13Now, Quentin, that don't sound like you.
00:30:15You used to enjoy a good time until you got so full of yourself.
00:30:19That's a little different.
00:30:20But now I do remember a time when the library caught on fire
00:30:24and somebody hid the fire hose from the fire department.
00:30:27You guys sat around drinking beer all night,
00:30:30chittin'.
00:30:31Damn good fire till the blaze burnt plumbers around.
00:30:34Oh, now you think that's funny, don't you?
00:30:35When you think that's funny.
00:30:38Well, we'll just see.
00:30:39Because one of these days you boys are going to be in trouble
00:30:41and I am going to be there to take you home.
00:30:45See, these boys are looking at a bad end.
00:30:56Bulldog, me and you are going to lock horns again one of these days.
00:31:00And when we do, you are going to get one phone call.
00:31:07Now, don't you lose this dime.
00:31:11Well, if you do,
00:31:15ain't nobody ever going to hear from you again.
00:31:19Hey there, Sheriff.
00:31:20What do you need?
00:31:23Well, everything's under control around here, Sheriff.
00:31:26Now, you know good and well that I'm holding up my end.
00:31:29And there's not one bit of crime on this whole campus.
00:31:34Not yet.
00:32:01I've got to get to work.
00:32:03Hey, Coach.
00:32:04We still going hunting in the morning?
00:32:06Not if you've been drinking, Mitch.
00:32:07Now, you know that I don't hunt with no booze.
00:32:10Well, I don't either.
00:32:11Hey, Coach.
00:32:12When you want to put away them toys?
00:32:14You know that foe hunting's only for engines and moonshiners.
00:32:17When I get so old and honored,
00:32:19I can't hit nothing except with a scattergun.
00:32:21I'll give you a call.
00:32:28I've got to get to work, boys.
00:32:30Hey, Coach.
00:32:31You pick me up down here tomorrow hall
00:32:33and I'm going to clock out in that sunup here.
00:32:35We'll see.
00:32:47You pick me up...
00:32:48capit!
00:32:49You pick me up up?
00:32:50You pick me up!
00:32:51You pick me up up?
00:32:53You pick me up?
00:32:53You pick me up?
00:32:54You pick me up…
00:32:54What a deÄŸil is the king?
00:33:01Your king and you will pick me up.
00:33:01You pick me up and you will pick me up.
00:33:02King me up?
00:33:02I'm there.
00:33:03I will pick up my fight.
00:33:03I would play my arma on it.
00:33:07You pick me up?
00:33:13are you still at it yeah i want to get a good grade why is that so bad
00:33:22no but once you get out of school nobody cares what your grades were
00:33:31the important thing to know is how to get what you want
00:33:34that's what'll help you later on not grades yeah but good grades can't hurt neither can good times
00:33:40i'd rather know how to flirt one thinks for sure you'll never catch me studying chemistry
00:33:48not while there's a man teaching it watch hi excuse me could one of you give me a hand
00:34:01oh thanks i just wanted to carry these down to my car so i didn't have to do it in
00:34:05the morning
00:34:07are you sure you don't mind no
00:34:21see how easy it is
00:34:31i just don't know what i would have done
00:34:33i just want to make sure i don't know what that works
00:34:34i think i'm having fun
00:34:39i think i'm happy like no one of them
00:34:39i don't know what the fuck is
00:34:39that's what i love that's what i love
00:34:50that's what i love
00:35:01i do
00:35:02that's what i love
00:35:02i love i love i love you
00:35:06I've been reading so long that my brain hurts.
00:35:12What's the matter?
00:35:17Oh, life.
00:35:20It's just not fair.
00:35:23No, but at least it's not fair to everybody.
00:35:26Or is that a paradox?
00:35:29You know, some people have it so much easier.
00:35:31I mean, Lisa.
00:35:34Is it that obvious?
00:35:36It's only logical.
00:35:38You're living with a girl that has a free ride.
00:35:41It looks easy, but she'll pay a price sooner or later.
00:35:45There is no free brunch.
00:35:47I'm not jealous.
00:35:50Well, not the bad kind of jealousy.
00:35:53But it's just so easy for her.
00:35:57I guess that's what I resent.
00:35:59It's natural.
00:36:01Well, I like Lisa.
00:36:03I know.
00:36:04It's not her fault.
00:36:07But I just don't know what I'm going to be able to do when I get out of school.
00:36:10And she can get anything that she wants.
00:36:12Okay, okay. She knows how to use what she's got.
00:36:15But, well, you have different qualities.
00:36:19You men have it so easy.
00:36:21You know what you want from the beginning, and you can just go right after and get it.
00:36:25Yeah, right. I want to be on a SWAT team.
00:36:30I'm sorry.
00:36:31I sound like a silly girl, don't I?
00:36:33I'm sorry.
00:36:35Thanks for the aspirin.
00:36:39Don't sound silly to me.
00:36:42That's it.
00:36:43I know.
00:37:09I know it's just a way.
00:37:10I know.
00:37:10I know what you're talking about.
00:37:11It's not very, it's just a week.
00:37:24Lisa?
00:37:39Hmm.
00:37:46Hi.
00:37:49Has anyone been in here?
00:37:51Um, no.
00:37:52Why?
00:37:54I don't know.
00:37:56Seems like some of my things were moved around.
00:38:00And I can't find the book.
00:38:01I was just reading.
00:38:05Well, is there anything else missing?
00:38:08Oh, no, no.
00:38:08I didn't mean anything to steal or anything.
00:38:11No, no.
00:38:11Doesn't it feel like she's something wrong around here?
00:38:13Oh!
00:38:16I don't think that was funny.
00:38:18Well, I don't either.
00:38:20Well, you don't think I did that.
00:38:25What was your book?
00:38:27Introduction to abnormal psychology.
00:38:31Oh, Courtney, I'm so glad there's still somebody here.
00:38:34Guess what?
00:38:35I've got a secret.
00:38:36It's just wonderful.
00:38:37Oh, I bet you're in love.
00:38:39No, of course not.
00:38:40Well, I mean, sure, I'm in love, but that's nothing new.
00:38:43It sure isn't.
00:38:45Not for you, princess.
00:38:47Well, anyway, it's better than that.
00:38:49I can't tell you.
00:38:50Look, it's a secret.
00:38:51Then why did you burst in here yelling?
00:38:53Hey, guess what?
00:38:54Because if you guessed it, I won't be telling a secret.
00:38:57I bet it's Gary, isn't it?
00:38:59Mm-hmm.
00:38:59Really?
00:38:59That's great.
00:39:01That means you got pinned.
00:39:03Oh, you guessed.
00:39:04But please, don't tell anybody.
00:39:07It really is a secret.
00:39:08He'll kill me.
00:39:09Wait a minute.
00:39:10He should be proud.
00:39:12He should want people to know.
00:39:13Well, it's not that.
00:39:14If his fraternity brothers find out, they'll tree him and torture him.
00:39:19He doesn't want to go through that.
00:39:21How romantic.
00:39:23He must really love you.
00:39:25He just doesn't want to be tied to a tree and covered with ice until I can rescue him.
00:39:31Personally, I think it might be sexy.
00:39:33But you're not the one covered in ice.
00:39:37Well, come on.
00:39:38Let's see it.
00:39:40What?
00:39:41The pin, silly.
00:39:43The thing you're so excited about.
00:39:45Oh.
00:39:48Oh, my God.
00:39:50I've lost it.
00:39:51He's gonna kill me.
00:39:52Well, are you sure you pinned it on right?
00:39:54Gary did it.
00:39:55He should know how.
00:39:56It's his pin.
00:39:57He pinned it right on my sweater.
00:40:00I bet he loved that.
00:40:01Well, it's probably caught in your shirt.
00:40:03He's gotta have that pin for the pledge meeting,
00:40:04or he's gonna be in real trouble with the brothers.
00:40:08Oh.
00:40:11It's not funny.
00:40:13Yes, it is.
00:40:15I found your pin.
00:40:16Right?
00:40:16Gary pinned it.
00:40:17Turn around.
00:40:18Where was the sweater when he pinned you?
00:40:20In your lap?
00:40:22It doesn't matter where it was.
00:40:27We're in love.
00:40:31Oh, I think we were a little too hard on her.
00:40:36Swim towards the blade of the Edmund sword,
00:40:39Swinging in the rhythm of the just reward.
00:40:42Short is the edge of humanity.
00:40:45Conference time.
00:40:47Four eyes.
00:40:54Come in, Igor.
00:40:56You know, I'm not believing you called the cops on the mighty house again.
00:40:59Yeah.
00:41:00Giving that dumb sheriff my tag number was not a good idea.
00:41:04Well, I didn't realize.
00:41:05Doug, now I have to kill you.
00:41:08Wild man, you shouldn't perpetrate a crime unless you've considered all the consequences.
00:41:13Oh, don't feel bad.
00:41:15So many great crimes are ruined by tiny slip-ups.
00:41:18I'm talking about death.
00:41:21I'm talking about cold, clammy, maggot-infested death.
00:41:27Hey, that's enough, wild man.
00:41:28Come on.
00:41:29Oh, come on.
00:41:30Let's go.
00:41:36Let's go.
00:41:42Remember?
00:41:44You can't recall.
00:41:49Let's go.
00:41:50Let's go, pal.
00:41:51Let's go.
00:41:51Let's go.
00:41:51You're all right.
00:41:52Oh, come on.
00:41:54Let's go, is there?
00:41:56We're all right.
00:41:56Who's on this is?
00:43:23That wasn't so bad after all.
00:44:12Hello, Fletch.
00:44:14How'd you do?
00:44:15Just fine.
00:44:19You might be gamma material after all.
00:44:22If he makes it through the night.
00:44:25Hey, I did it.
00:44:26Now let me go.
00:44:27I've got to study too, you know.
00:44:28Sir?
00:44:29Sir.
00:44:31You know, I'm afraid it's not going to be that simple.
00:44:35Now, if you want to be a gamma...
00:44:36And you do, you do.
00:44:38I do, I do.
00:44:39You're going to have to learn how to abide by all the lofty ideals and traditions of our noble brother.
00:44:45Yeah, I know, but I've got to study too.
00:44:47Sir?
00:44:49Well, then, where's your pledge pen?
00:44:59I'm going to get some wine.
00:45:12I'm going to get some wine.
00:45:16I'm going to get the shaving cream in.
00:45:18Hey!
00:45:20I'm going to get some wine.
00:45:21I'm going to get some wine.
00:45:23Let's get those ropes, Tide.
00:45:26Let's get those ropes, Tide.
00:45:28Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
00:45:30Come on, Vienna! Are you okay?
00:45:32Please! Come get me out of here!
00:45:35Hurry! Hurry!
00:45:38Yeah!
00:45:39Is it cold?
00:45:45Please! Get out of here!
00:45:48I'll go get her!
00:45:49Go in and hurry!
00:45:53Well, Pledge, that's all there is to it.
00:45:56We just wanted to make sure that you're really in love
00:45:58because we don't want any unhappy romances at the Gamma house.
00:46:02I love her, really, I do!
00:46:05You're fine.
00:46:06Let's set her on fire.
00:46:07We can't do that, Wally.
00:46:10He's got his love to keep him warm.
00:46:13Let's get back to the house. Yeah!
00:46:15Yeah!
00:46:25Has anyone seen Janet?
00:46:26Uh-uh.
00:46:27It's really important.
00:46:28If you see her, tell her they treat Gary.
00:46:31Poor thing.
00:46:31You know, she's supposed to say where someone can find her.
00:46:39Can I talk to you for a minute?
00:46:42Can't you see that I'm studying?
00:46:46Janet!
00:46:48What's the matter with you?
00:46:52Hey!
00:46:53You were so happy this afternoon.
00:46:56I'm still happy.
00:46:59It's just that I'm depressed.
00:47:01Well, then let's hear it.
00:47:03Well, it's Gary.
00:47:05I'm starting to have doubts.
00:47:07Oh, you are?
00:47:09Oh, that happens to everyone.
00:47:11It'll work out.
00:47:12Well, it's not that I don't love him.
00:47:13A lot.
00:47:14I've never loved anyone so much since Johnny Rooker in the tenth grade.
00:47:19But it's just never been so serious before.
00:47:22You're just pinned.
00:47:23It's not legal or anything.
00:47:27In fact, it's still a secret.
00:47:30Well, I may have gotten a little carried away.
00:47:33I'm afraid a few people already know, too.
00:47:37Even so, it's just a pledge pin.
00:47:39It only means what you and Gary wanted to.
00:47:41Well, then why do they make such a big deal out of it?
00:47:44They harass you to death if they find out.
00:47:47Nobody ever did that in high school.
00:47:49And I went steady with lots of guys.
00:47:52Yes, I know.
00:47:53Well, I used to think fraternities were so cool.
00:47:57You're tied to a tree and you just want to finish them off right there.
00:48:03We can't do that.
00:48:05I mean, we wouldn't be able to abuse them.
00:48:11Without pledges, man, we'd have to go into town and spend money for fun.
00:48:15Oh.
00:48:18Pledge!
00:48:19Pledge!
00:48:22Gamma House, test your pills.
00:48:26Yeah, sure.
00:48:27Yeah, we can get them.
00:48:31Yeah, but I've got to tell you that during, during final exams, the prices rise with demand.
00:48:37Okay.
00:48:39We'll see you in an hour.
00:48:44Do you know where we can get any speed?
00:48:47Oh, no. I only use that stuff. It keeps me awake.
00:48:51I know that, dummy.
00:48:53I mean, some people do study.
00:48:56We're out of pills.
00:48:58Nobody has any pills anymore.
00:49:00You realize we could make a killing?
00:49:02Well, you know, I believe in studying the old-fashioned way.
00:49:06With stolen tests.
00:49:09Look, if we can find tests, we can find the pills.
00:49:14Don't they have any pills in the coach's training room?
00:49:17No, no, no. Those are pain pills.
00:49:19Those didn't help me study.
00:49:21Well, who cares?
00:49:22And if they give you a buzz, so much the better.
00:49:25Look, you can get them. Don't you have a key?
00:49:28Yeah, I got a key to the weight room. That's just to work out, though.
00:49:30I can't get into the pills unless I break the door down.
00:49:37You got it.
00:49:40Oh, no, no, no. They'll know someone broke in.
00:49:43You remember our friend Radish?
00:49:45We still owe him one.
00:49:53The more damaged, the better.
00:49:56This looks like a job for...
00:49:59Wild man!
00:50:06All right.
00:50:09It's okay.
00:50:12Just relax.
00:50:13Stop shivering.
00:50:17Relax a little more, Neely.
00:50:18Stop talking to yourself.
00:50:21Janet will be here soon.
00:50:23Oh, please, Janet, be here soon.
00:50:26That bitch is always late.
00:50:31Janet?
00:50:33Janet, is that you?
00:50:36Janet?
00:50:38Hello?
00:50:40Anybody, can you help me? I'm freezing.
00:50:43Oh, good, Mitch.
00:50:45Untie me quick, okay? I'm freezing.
00:50:47I can't rightly do that.
00:50:49What?
00:50:50Working man just never messes with your dishes.
00:50:53What you done been treated there, boy?
00:50:55Yeah, I know.
00:50:56A man takes a woman. He's got to pay that price.
00:50:59Come on, Mitch. I'll pay you anything. Untie me.
00:51:02Pay me? With what? Your good looks?
00:51:06I can't untie you.
00:51:07But I'll tell you what we can do.
00:51:10We can drink a toast to that new warmer than yours.
00:51:13Oh, good.
00:51:17You can have yours.
00:51:19On the rocks.
00:51:23You old fart.
00:51:25Janet McCordle!
00:51:28Janet Maytree Gary!
00:51:32Why didn't you ever pledge?
00:51:34I mean, I'm sure you could have.
00:51:36Well, of course I could have.
00:51:38But I just don't like their hazing and all.
00:51:41Oh, yeah.
00:51:42But it's not always so bad.
00:51:44Okay, maybe not always.
00:51:47But last year a girl killed herself because a sorority wouldn't accept her.
00:51:51Oh, how awful.
00:51:54Which sorority?
00:51:55She jumped from the top of McWilliam's Tower. Six floors.
00:52:01Well, I bet it made them feel terrible.
00:52:03That's the point, Janet.
00:52:05It doesn't matter how bad they felt.
00:52:08It wasn't worth it.
00:52:11Janet McCordle!
00:52:17Has anybody seen Janet McCordle?
00:52:21In here, Courtney's room.
00:52:23Oh, good, they are.
00:52:24I've been looking all over for they treat Gary.
00:52:25You better go quick.
00:52:26He's probably dead by now.
00:52:27Oh, that's all so childish.
00:52:29I don't think I want anything to do with it.
00:52:31What about poor Gary?
00:52:33Are you going to leave him out there all night?
00:52:35Well, that's his silly old fraternity.
00:52:39Well, I guess you're right.
00:52:40I still love him.
00:52:42Good for you. Go get him.
00:52:44Oh, good.
00:52:45Want to come too, Courtney?
00:52:46Sure, I can go for that.
00:52:47No, no, really.
00:52:47I want to do this by myself.
00:52:50I want to make it up to him for going through all this.
00:52:52Sure.
00:52:54Just be gentle.
00:52:59So what are you playing?
00:53:00Solitaire.
00:53:01Oh, good.
00:53:02Elizabeth!
00:53:24Hello?
00:53:26Is anybody there?
00:53:29Can you help me?
00:53:32Come on, whoever you are, give me a break.
00:53:38Is that you, Mark?
00:53:40Wild man, don't you ever give up?
00:53:42What am I supposed to think?
00:53:44They do the Gamma Goblins?
00:53:48Janet!
00:53:50Terrific!
00:53:51That's right.
00:53:52Get me out first and kiss me later.
00:53:55Hurry!
00:53:56Cut the other rope!
00:54:18Where are you?
00:54:21Where are you?
00:54:27What?
00:54:29Who's there?
00:54:31Hello?
00:54:33Is anybody there?
00:54:36That's a stupid question.
00:54:38Somebody's gotta be there.
00:54:41Who is it?
00:54:43When?
00:55:11Ah!
00:55:19Yoo-hoo!
00:55:21Gary!
00:55:24Well, where are you?
00:55:28Gary?
00:55:47Gary, is that you?
00:55:52Gary, it's me!
00:56:14Gary, how did you get away?
00:56:25Gary!
00:56:28What's the matter?
00:56:37That is you, isn't it?
00:56:42Gary?
00:56:42Gary?
00:56:45Gary!
00:56:50Gary!
00:56:53Gary!
00:56:56Gary!
00:56:59Gary!
00:57:00Ah!
00:57:01Ah!
00:57:33Pills!
00:57:35Pills!
00:57:37Pills!
00:57:53Pills!
00:57:55Woohoo!
00:57:57Pills!
00:58:12Pills!
00:58:16Pills!
00:58:17Pills!
00:58:18Pills!
00:58:19Pills!
00:58:20Pills!
00:58:22Pills!
00:58:22Pills!
00:58:22Pills!
00:58:23Pills!
00:58:26Pills!
00:58:27Pills!
00:58:27Pills!
00:58:29Pills!
00:58:34Who's there?
00:58:40Come on!
00:58:45Who's there?
00:58:50Come on!
00:58:56Who's there?
00:59:01Stop screwing around!
00:59:58I'll do it now.
01:00:02Oh, my God.
01:00:46I should have been back by now.
01:00:50Look, you guys go to your dorm, and I'll go find Wildman, and I'll bring you the pills personally, okay?
01:01:05I'll bring you the pills, and I'll bring you the pills.
01:01:06Hi.
01:01:08Are you drinking?
01:01:09I always drink Irish whiskey at the end of the term.
01:01:13Would you care to join me in the celebration?
01:01:19Oh!
01:01:21Well, that's terrible.
01:01:23How can you drink that?
01:01:24Don't you lock your door.
01:01:25What could happen to me?
01:01:27Famous last words.
01:01:29Why are you so apprehensive?
01:01:31When are you going to realize that the whole world isn't made of psychopaths gulking about?
01:01:36But they are out there.
01:01:37They do exist.
01:01:39People are killed every day for no reason at all.
01:01:44Perfect strangers wake up in the morning and decide, hmm, I think it's a good day to snuff somebody.
01:01:52And there are people who eat in our restaurants with us, use our highways, and vote for the president, which
01:02:00probably explains something about him, too.
01:02:05I'm not paranoid.
01:02:06I'm just facing unhappy facts.
01:02:08So will you please stop it? Because I don't think it's cute like some people might.
01:02:12I'm sorry. What's wrong with you?
01:02:15I'm sorry. I'm just tired.
01:02:19Everybody's gone home. It just feels creepy.
01:02:21I apologize.
01:02:22It's okay.
01:02:24Where's Lisa?
01:02:25Oh, out.
01:02:27Working on our organic chemistry, I suppose.
01:02:31Well, just like I told you, a pretty face and you can have the world by the tail.
01:02:35She doesn't have to study to make it.
01:02:38She can't lose.
01:02:39Well, I don't have to study to make it either, you know.
01:02:42Why is it that you can always make me laugh?
01:02:46I gotta go do my inventory for the coach.
01:02:49Tonight?
01:02:50Well, sometime.
01:02:51May as well be tonight.
01:02:53I've already mastered everything I need for my exam tomorrow.
01:02:57Being brilliant has its drawbacks.
01:02:59I'm bored with school a real lot.
01:03:01Just like you're bored with the people.
01:03:03I never said that.
01:03:05You didn't have to.
01:03:10I gotta go.
01:03:11Good luck on your test tomorrow.
01:03:15Can I ask you something?
01:03:17Sure.
01:03:21Do me a favor and lock the door.
01:03:24I'll feel better.
01:03:25I'll feel better, too.
01:03:26It has been a whole spooky lately.
01:03:45Radish?
01:03:46Yeah.
01:03:52You have a pretty face, too.
01:03:55Prettier than Lisa.
01:03:57Really.
01:03:59There's...
01:04:00There's...
01:04:00There's more there.
01:04:02Well, I just wanted to tell you that.
01:04:04Lock this door, too.
01:04:09That was stupid, kid.
01:04:12I can't believe you said that.
01:04:34I can't believe you said that.
01:04:51Bob...
01:04:53You here?
01:04:58It's just me, Mark.
01:05:25Well, I told him to make it look good.
01:05:41I told him to make it look good.
01:05:59I told him to make it look good.
01:06:29I told him to make it look good.
01:06:59I told him to make it look good.
01:07:29I told him to make it look good.
01:07:59I told him to make it look good.
01:08:29I told him to make it look good.
01:08:59I told him to make it look good.
01:09:35I told him to make it look good.
01:09:37I told him to make it look good.
01:09:43Operator, this is an emergency.
01:09:45Give me the sheriff, please.
01:09:53Sheriff, this is one of the students from Lanier College from this afternoon.
01:09:56There's been another murder at the college.
01:09:58I mean not another murder, but a murder.
01:10:00And this time it's real.
01:10:02There's a body.
01:10:05No, sir.
01:10:06It's not a joke.
01:10:07This is real.
01:10:09I know I thought the other one...
01:10:11I know I thought the other one was real, but this...
01:10:13This is different.
01:10:14There's a dead body right here.
01:10:16And some other weird things are happening too.
01:10:19We need help, Sheriff.
01:10:21It's your job.
01:10:23Are you telling me my job already?
01:10:24No, sir.
01:10:25I'm not trying to tell you your job.
01:10:27But somebody should.
01:10:29If there's a murderer killing people around campus,
01:10:32you should want to know about it.
01:10:35Look.
01:10:36There's a guy here who is dead.
01:10:41And we could all be in danger.
01:10:45Fine.
01:10:45I'll take charge myself then.
01:10:50Courtney.
01:11:17We will hear you.
01:11:18Oh, what.
01:11:19If I am regeneration, don't you?
01:11:19No, no.
01:11:21Fine.
01:11:37Fine.
01:11:39Fine.
01:11:41Fine.
01:11:42Fine.
01:11:42Fine.
01:11:43Fine.
01:11:43Fine.
01:11:44Fine.
01:11:58Charlie?
01:12:32It's me, Radish, let me in!
01:12:33Rodney!
01:13:04Wonderful.
01:13:09I'll give you art in the dark.
01:13:33I'll give you art in the dark.
01:13:50Oh, my God.
01:13:57Stop it, Radish.
01:14:00That's not funny.
01:14:02I mean it.
01:14:03Come on, you scared me to death.
01:14:11Come on, Radish.
01:14:15I want you to move.
01:14:20Come on, smile.
01:14:29Radish.
01:14:33I would need help.
01:14:45If you want help.
01:14:48Please help me!
01:14:49Please help me!
01:14:53Please please help me!
01:15:00I'm sorry!
01:15:29Is this the vision you've been dreaming of?
01:15:32The masterpiece?
01:15:37I promised you form, texture.
01:15:45Mitch! Mitch!
01:15:49Mitch! Mitch, wake up!
01:15:52Mitch, Christ has been killed! He's dead!
01:15:55Wake up!
01:15:57Somebody's gotta do something!
01:16:01Lisa!
01:16:38Dr. Reynolds!
01:16:42Come on, you guys! Speak for me!
01:16:45Look, I know you're here!
01:16:46Come on, you're here!
01:17:16I know that you're here! Just leave!
01:17:21Lisa?
01:17:24Come on a boat with you, please!
01:17:26Stop!
01:17:26I'm concerned that you've been caught and so caught up.
01:17:26But you sona's dead...
01:17:30I've got to keep it here!
01:17:31Exactly!
01:17:31Ha ha ha ha!
01:17:37Ha ha ha!
01:17:43Ha!
01:17:43Dad!
01:18:39I don't know.
01:18:50I don't know.
01:19:21I don't know.
01:19:46I don't know.
01:20:01I don't know.
01:20:03Farrah!
01:20:39No!
01:20:41No!
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01:20:43No!
01:20:45No!
01:20:46No!
01:21:07Ah!
01:21:09Help me!
01:21:10Help!
01:21:25I don't know.
01:22:01I don't know.
01:22:28Hey, Mitch!
01:22:34Mitch!
01:22:35Time to go!
01:22:36Come on!
01:22:57Help me!
01:22:58I'm up here!
01:23:00There's a killer up here!
01:23:20I'm up here!
01:23:22Help!
01:23:42All right, freeze!
01:23:43Hold it right there!
01:23:45You make one more mood towards that girl, I swear I'm gonna hang your head on my wall!
01:23:58No!
01:24:03No!
01:24:04Help me!
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