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00:05So here's the first thing you should know about me, I never stole from just anyone, I had rules, rule
00:12number one, they had to be rich, like, they could spare a few quid, rule number two, they had to
00:19be alone, no witnesses, oh, definitely no one with kids.
00:26Normally, I wouldn't have picked an old man, to be honest, but what can I say, we were hungry, and
00:32he was the perfect mark, posh, alone, distracted.
00:41Oh, sorry, sir, should look where I'm going, let me help you.
00:45I think not.
00:47My bad.
00:51It was too easy.
00:58I guess I should have known.
01:01Look, I know coppers have a dodgy rep these days, but they seem like one of the good ones.
01:06So I was thinking we could just all call this an honest mistake?
01:10I'm arresting you for theft, you do not have to say it.
01:12Wait, there's actually one tiny little thing that I would like to say.
01:21Wait!
01:22Wait!
01:23Get back here!
01:26Wait!
01:27Get back here!
01:30Stop right there!
01:31Stop right there!
01:45Oh my God!
01:47Oh my God!
02:12I can't believe you won 40 this time, honestly.
02:15You and Scratchguards, what's your secret?
02:17Guess I was just born lucky.
02:22Someday soon, we're going to eat like this every night.
02:25Not every night. Look at me here.
02:26Why am I going to live in a caravan by the sea?
02:29You're going to have to clean for those stupid mercies.
02:33I'm going to give you the life you deserve.
02:36I swear.
02:40What are you up to?
02:42It's us against the world, right, Grandma?
02:45Always.
02:50What is it, Ollie?
02:51My coin. My lucky coin.
03:17We can retrace our stout.
03:22No, I'll turn it.
03:44Where am I?
03:53Sean, run of heart.
03:56Just in my life.
04:05You're all out.
04:06No, no, no, no.
04:07Look around, bro.
04:08Literally nothing here.
04:10Just like Wenn.
04:11Don't blame me.
04:12They said get off at Wuhan.
04:15Look, this is Wuhan.
04:17Nice job, bro.
04:18Now I'm stranded in an actual wasteland.
04:20I'm not giving the tactical choice between this and police custody.
04:23I just thought...
04:24What?
04:28Who are you?
04:29Could ask you the exact same question.
04:33Where are you going?
04:34We're in the middle of a conversation here.
04:36Rude.
04:41Just out of interest.
04:42You weren't told to, like, board a train by, say, a cryptic message on your computer.
04:47Word to the wise.
04:48When you got that message, you weren't hypothetically maybe engaged in something ethically challenging.
04:54What if I was?
04:56Look, man, it sounds like we're both brung here by the same evil genius.
05:00So don't it kind of make sense to share what we know?
05:02All I know is, whoever this is, I need to take back what they stole.
05:06Didn't stole nothing from us.
05:08And do whatever it takes to stop them grassing me up.
05:11Otherwise, my life is basically over.
05:36This was a bad idea.
05:38A bunch of kids walk through the woods.
05:41That's literally the plot of every horror movie ever made.
05:44Hey, mystery man.
05:46How do you even know you're going the right way?
05:48He doesn't.
05:48He's about 45 degrees off course.
05:50Look, I saw a glitch from the GPS.
05:53It's like the whole area just deleted from the map.
05:57That's where we're heading, no?
05:59You're hackers.
06:00What makes you say that?
06:02Jigs up, bro.
06:03Might as well fess.
06:05Yep.
06:05We are actually the brothers' crim.
06:07Amade?
06:08We's Eddie.
06:10The brothers' crim?
06:13B-hacking legends?
06:15No?
06:17And you are?
06:19The signal's just gone.
06:22Someone blocked it.
06:22Look, the screen's just died.
06:33This whole thing's a trap.
06:34That phone is not going to be the only thing that's there to you.
06:36We're lost.
06:39In the middle of a wood, no way of calling for help.
06:41No one even knows who are here.
06:43Except...
06:44Them.
06:47Whoever them even is.
07:00It's a maze.
07:01This whole wood's a maze.
07:03Yeah, right.
07:04Toast a maze.
07:05It's not a trap.
07:08It's a test.
07:10Come on.
07:11I know where to go.
07:25Level one complete.
07:27Power up.
07:28Sorry, how exactly did you do that?
07:31You're lucky.
07:31Yes.
07:38We're pleased to put a statue
07:40Ezekiel Locket, 1781-1857
07:45What's up with Ezekiel?
07:48We have help here
08:03Want to hear a joke?
08:04How many kids does it take to open a door?
08:07One to pick the lock
08:08And the other three to stand around like morons
08:11You don't want to bring us here
08:13Clearly not, dude
08:14I'm in the same kayak as you
08:15Word to the wise
08:21Followed your sense of station
08:2412.3 miles
08:26We were being followed
08:27You knew it
08:29Why not show your face till now?
08:30I assumed
08:31This was a trap
08:32And you would all die horribly
08:39Nope
08:42It's a decoy
08:43Real lock must be hidden
08:52Metal gun
08:54Why is he pointing at the wall?
08:55Not as dumb as you look
09:03Oh, duh
09:04Totally different color
09:10Watch and learn, suckers
09:35I'm awake, I'm awake, I'm o-
09:40Head rush
09:43Hang on
09:45Four years
09:47Together already?
09:48I wasn't expecting you for hours
09:49Right then
09:50Give me a hand, would you?
09:53Yeah, right
09:53We'll just get on some random boat
09:55Weird looking stranger
09:58Maybe start with who you are
10:00And why we're here
10:01First one's easy
10:03I'm Mickey
10:04But I'm not at liberty to tell you the rest
10:06Just supposed to ferry folk to the island
10:10What's on the island?
10:12Your future
10:19But where we were going
10:20Wasn't just our future
10:24We were heading for a whole new world
10:27A million miles from the one we knew
10:29A world I'd never have believed even existed
10:35Until I saw it
10:36With my own two eyes
10:42Welcome to Crookhaven
10:55Right, you lot can't be surrender all electric devices
10:58You'd be like cutting my arm off
11:00Really?
11:00That can be arranged, son
11:06Give me eight
11:07Dude, it's a camera
11:10I'm not going to make any calls on it
11:12Right, look lively
11:13Come along, keep it moving
11:15Let's go
11:35Is that some kind of swanky mansion?
11:37But why did boat guys say it's our future?
11:40Guessing it's not a luxury hotel
11:42No one else getting major prison vibes?
11:45Now I am
11:57Right, Al
11:59Horace
11:59Get this on charge
12:00Yes, sir
12:01Let the gaffer know we have all four of these guests
12:03We'll have to stay
12:11I understand about catching flies
12:13Come on
12:14In your truck
12:30Don't touch her
12:33We're just crawled in
12:35Merit?
12:35It's got to be
12:36They reek of it
12:38We should make them feel at home
12:47The motive governs the meat
12:50Yeah, that's our credo
12:52Sorry, this must all seem very confusing
12:55Overwhelming
12:56But come
12:57We'll explain everything
13:00So this is a school
13:02Crook Haven's not just a school
13:04It's the world's oldest academy for crooks
13:06And the most exclusive
13:08In theory
13:10All crooklings must register within five minutes
13:12Or we'll assume you're a hostile interlabel
13:14How does this make sense?
13:16I mean, they get us here by threatening to grasp us to the cops
13:18And now they want to teach us to be criminals
13:20Not criminals
13:23Crooks
13:24That's the whole point
13:25We only use our skills to do right
13:26How do I put this in a way that even a merit can understand?
13:30Criminals
13:30Baddies
13:31Us
13:31Goodies
13:32What's a merit?
13:35Thank you, Edgar
13:38We'll take it from here
13:39My pleasure, Whisper
13:40And Miss Jericho
13:41Always happy to help
13:43See you later
13:43All deception causes arm cancer
13:46With me?
13:47This way!
13:48Hold on
13:48Wait a sec
13:49What did he call Whisper?
13:51Whisper Whisper?
13:52We got hacked by a Whisper
13:54Ain't no other
13:55For my sins
13:57I teach cyber intrusion
13:58I teach infiltration
14:01Sorry, just to be clear
14:02So you use your skills to do right
14:05Does that mean you work for, like, the government?
14:07It's a complex symbiosis
14:09Officially, we don't exist
14:12Unofficially
14:13We've been vital to global security for almost 200 years
14:19Come
14:24And we just entered the fifth dimension
14:26From twins to octuplets, bro
14:27We're like, Quintinian nerds
14:29Bad enough seeing you guys in one mirror
14:31This is my own personal hell
14:33what is this we call it the specularium it's a shortcut and an escape route and a vital training
14:45course to hone your spatial orientation an elite crook needs all six senses to be on point why do
14:54you need an escape room why wouldn't we i still don't get why we're here why us the crooked complex
15:01keeps constant lookout for fresh blood the four of you were handpicked out of thousands for your
15:09skills crucially you guys only ever steal for the right reasons this way time to meet the big guy
15:25my apologies i had hoped to welcome you in person but you completed your tasks far sooner
15:31than expected caspian locket your new headmaster and of course i know fine well who you are
15:37adai and eddie korra jia ooh and gabriel
15:43avery may i introduce mr karp ahead of deception
15:53it was you a posh bloke
15:58and you you weren't even a copper that was quite the getaway the past 24 hours has been a test
16:04happily you passed
16:07here you all are whisper and mr jericho to the armory please you let me think i was going to
16:14jail
16:15that was the idea yeah you stole from me you stole from me sir you set all that up
16:23disguise the fake cop for me we'd have done whatever it took just one thing mr locket sir we sincerely
16:30appreciate the offer but our parents aren't exactly going to be done with the idea of us coming to
16:34a school for crims oh crims gentlemen crooks naturally you will stay undercover for the rest of your lives
16:42you can't ask us to do that for them to learn the truth could be lethal we have some very
16:48dangerous enemies
16:55you're concerned about your grandmother don't be we've spoken you've done what same goes for all of
17:01you what did you tell her as far as they're concerned you're sitting an exam for st jude's academy right
17:06now should you accept you'll tell them you've been offered a full scholarship starting at once
17:11take tonight consider carefully
17:23i don't need time to consider there's no way i could leave my grandma
17:27that's not gonna happen i'll just take my coin and go
17:33thanks for the same you disappoint me mr ravery but i'm afraid you can't leave now the woods are
17:40far from safe after dark first thing tomorrow unless you change your mind i won't
17:48it's a calm so
17:57reminder to students in the mess please recycle all packaging from returns stolen cutlery to the kitchen
18:04silverware is not for skulldugging practice
18:09i know that luke i was you once but trust me it's it's mad how soon it feels like home
18:16thanks but i have a home
18:20that's penelope the ultimate legacy legacy
18:25yeah you and i amig we're merits we're here for one reason and one reason only because we're fire
18:31keep telling yourself that leon but most crooks like isabella here are legacies our parents or our
18:38grandparents were here some of us go back generations seven in my case we met earlier
18:46edgar delicum this is dorian macarthur only third gen and uh you are gabriel avery a merit
18:57good for you look forward to seeing what you can do in class well i hate to disappoint you edgar
19:02i won't be sticking around sorry but you've been offered a place at crookhaven and you're
19:07going to turn it down so you can what go back to shoplifting stealing bikes
19:15all right dorian it wasn't a joke thanks now i met you and now i've made the right decision
19:32so you don't just walk straight in hand into them on a stolen platter
19:36big bunch of nepal babies that's fundamentally inequitable bro we're still a part of this we get
19:42to study cyber intrusion and deception and score doggery and at the end of it we get to be a
19:47part
19:47of a secret network that's going to make us rich you mean help defeat criminals and restore justice
19:52yeah that's it gross none of you guys bothered by the whole lying to your families forever thing
19:57your grandma know you're still yeah you're joking so what's the difference
20:02that's a little while lying on this i mean this should be a whole secret life
20:12you know why i'm taking top bunk you know why i hate your house not like i do
20:17which one of us painted on the eiffel tower bro only because you haven't eaten in like an hour
20:21that doesn't count gabriel is that all this for you fine as it sells
20:32so
20:35locket's stolen it again what is it my coin why am i the only one he keeps robbing
20:40hold the phone
20:43you're saying the thing you you came all this way for risked your your life for was a coin not
20:51just any
20:54coin
20:56you
20:57you
20:57you
21:02I don't know.
21:34Why are you spying on me, Avery?
21:36I wasn't spying, I was looking for...
21:38Who?
21:39Locket.
21:44Why?
21:47Because he's a thieving con-eye.
21:49Show some respect, that's your headmaster.
21:51No, actually, because I'm not staying.
21:54So, to me, he's just some stuck-up guy in an itchy suit.
21:57He likes playing mind games with kids.
22:00It's pretty messed up, when you think about it.
22:02You're talking about the greatest crook of his generation.
22:06Big whoop.
22:07Happy for him.
22:08Do you have any idea how lucky you are to be here?
22:12And you're just going to throw it away?
22:16It's so ungrateful, so ignorant, what they even see in you.
22:24Not bad, to be fair.
22:29But there's something off.
22:32I just can't quite put my...
22:33Thanks, but I don't need a critique from someone like you.
22:39Word of warning, don't go marching up to locket office.
22:42Won't end well for you.
22:44Thanks, but...
22:45I don't need advice from someone like you.
22:54It's the eyes, they're greener than that one.
23:14It's the eyes, they're greener than that one.
23:31Evening, Mr. Avery.
23:37What do you want with me?
23:39The first time is to get you here, the second time to keep you here.
23:43I already told you, I can't.
23:45How is stealing my coin going to change that?
23:47By showing how much you have to learn.
23:52I don't know when I need to.
23:53You're a blunt instrument.
23:54You didn't pause to consider why I had taken your coin,
23:57or the smartest way to retrieve it.
23:58You just went stomping blindly through the school like a man possessed,
24:01telegraphing your weakness.
24:03What weakness?
24:04You see everyone as a threat.
24:08You're a dodgy, posh bloke.
24:09He likes blackmailing kids.
24:12You are the threat.
24:16Coin, please, sir.
24:19I'm not here to threaten you, Gabriel.
24:22I'm here to save you.
24:24Save me from what?
24:26I can't bear to see talent go to waste.
24:29It would be a tragedy for you to spend the rest of your life as a petty criminal.
24:33And what, when I can come here and be a professional criminal?
24:36I'm not a criminal, Avery.
24:38A crook.
24:38They steal, we restore.
24:39They destroy, we repair.
24:41We'll give you the skills to beat criminals at their own game.
24:44Right now, you're good.
24:45With our help, you could be great.
24:48Or you could go back to being a nobody.
24:52You don't know what my life is.
24:53On the contrary, I know everything about you, right down to how much vinegar you like on
24:58your chips.
24:59Far too much, in my opinion.
25:01I know you have a deep sense of right and wrong, and I know that you long to save your
25:05grandmother from those despicable Merciers.
25:07But tell me this.
25:09How many pockets would you have to pick to buy that caravan by the sea?
25:12How much help would you be in a young offenders' institute?
25:14Because the next time you're arrested, it won't be Mr. Khan.
25:21My coin.
25:23Now!
25:28Please.
25:34Well, I see I'm not going to change your mind.
25:38Perhaps you should call her.
25:41She'll be worried.
26:01Goodbye, sir.
26:08Why didn't you mention this in Jude's place?
26:12What happened so fast?
26:14I didn't have time to explain.
26:15Well, no, you don't have to.
26:17Mr. Lockett came to see me.
26:20Told me everything.
26:22How he persuaded the police not to press charges.
26:24How he runs a school that turns kids' lives around.
26:27No, that's not true.
26:29Oh, enough, Gabriel.
26:31No more lies.
26:32You found the box in your cupboard.
26:35Eight hundred quid, a stolen money.
26:38And to think that I fell for all that stuff about scratch cards, you must think I'm so stupid.
26:42No.
26:43No, I just wanted to help.
26:44Help?
26:45There's crowing everything.
26:47Grandma, listen.
26:48No.
26:48You listen.
26:50You're the one good thing that's happened to me.
26:52The last thing I want is to see you going to some boarding school.
26:55But if they offer you a place, then you take it.
26:58For your future's sake.
27:00Now, what about your future?
27:06Today's crooked value is cheating.
27:08Remember, cheat, but never cheat your friends.
27:11Gabriel, wait up.
27:15You were serious then about leaving?
27:17I thought maybe it was a bluff for Edgar's benefit.
27:23I promised my grandmother I'd never steal again.
27:27She begged me to stay here.
27:29But staying here means lying to steal.
27:32Lying to her.
27:33This is Crookhaven, amigo.
27:36Nothing's as simple as right or wrong.
27:38There you go, see?
27:41There you go, Amir.
27:45That gone solid for me.
27:47Best of luck now.
27:49You keep that chin up.
27:51Come on.
27:52It's time to watch the baby crooklings embarrass themselves.
27:54What does she mean?
27:55The Crooked Oak.
27:57Trust me, you don't want to miss this.
27:59You can get the boat later if you still want to leave.
28:09I thought you weren't sticking around.
28:11I haven't made up my mind.
28:13Well, you'd better decide soon.
28:14Because once your arrow hits the oak, there's no going back.
28:19For what it's worth, I really hope you stay.
28:24Congrats, I'm cozy, right?
28:30Look, isn't that a mirror to one?
28:33When did she arrive?
28:36Never thought she had the nerve to show her face.
28:38Her brother is a traitor.
28:40Shock him.
28:41Crooklings!
28:42My name is Mr. VelĂĄzquez.
28:44It's my honor to teach skullduggery.
28:47You stand where I once stood.
28:50At the start of a long and crooked path.
28:53Once you become crooklings, you will be bound by our sacred values.
28:59Steal, but not from those in need.
29:02Cheat, but never cheat your friends.
29:06Lie, but never to yourself.
29:10From this moment, you are all in competition for this.
29:15The Crooked Cup.
29:16A chance to have your name engraved beside the greatest crooks in history.
29:23For a young crook, there is no higher honor.
29:26No greater way to announce yourself as a talent to be ready.
29:29Every Delacoon has won it since 1910.
29:32Dad's had been practicing five years for this.
29:33I won't let him down.
29:35It's yours to lose, Edgar.
29:36Last holidays, I helped put some bad people away.
29:40Never known a feeling like it.
29:41To this day, each new crookling accepts their place by firing a silver-tipped arrow with your name inscribed upon
29:55it.
29:55How are we supposed to bust out some mad archery skills?
29:58The motive governs the means, Gabriel.
30:02It's not about what you do.
30:06It's about why.
30:07Whoever comes closest to hitting Ezekiel's original arrowhead will win themselves five fucking points.
30:16But because we are a soft touch, we will allow you the best of two.
30:21So, crooklings, step forward and collect your arrow.
30:27Good luck.
30:29May your aim be true.
30:35I want you to know your name is poison and your presence is an insult.
30:41Guessing you're Edgar Delacoon, they warned me about you.
30:45They were right to.
30:48Made a decision yet?
30:50Guess.
30:57Oh dear.
30:58Wrong tree, Mr. Okoro.
31:01After that shockingly poor start, let's hope the next two crooklings fare better.
31:09Hey, at least we hit tree.
31:11Our next two crooklings are Penelope Lockett.
31:17Lockett.
31:18As in.
31:19As in.
31:20The headmaster's daughter.
31:21And Gabriel Avery.
31:24So, we have a merit versus a legacy.
31:27I thought we agreed.
31:28Raw talent needs nurturing, Diego.
31:31This is the best place for him.
31:32Let's be honest.
31:34It's you against me.
31:35Merit doesn't stand a chance.
31:37Neither do you, Edgar.
31:38Please, step forward.
31:45Ever held a bow before?
31:46How hard can it be?
31:51Make me proud.
31:52When have I not?
32:08Penelope, please retrieve your arrow.
32:13She's good.
32:14I'm better.
32:18I'm better.
32:20I'm better.
32:29Ha ha ha ha.
32:31Ha ha ha ha.
32:42I don't know.
33:06How hard can it be?
33:10Our next two crooklings are Edgar Delacool and Gia Wu.
33:28Should I tell you how to hold it?
33:29No, I'll figure it out.
33:42I'm Chinese doofus.
33:44Archery's in my DNA.
33:45Brava, Gia.
33:47A remarkable first shot, especially for a merit.
33:51A little wide.
33:52That's a breeze.
33:53I'll recalibrate.
33:55You can't get beat by a medic.
33:59Come on, Edgar!
34:14You can't get beat by a medic.
34:16You can't get beat by a medic.
34:31What the hell, Duan?
34:32You were aiming right at her.
34:34I was lining up the target.
34:35You made me shoot when you barged into me.
34:37You didn't ever shoot someone on purpose.
34:39I guess the rumors about you are true.
34:41You're no legacy.
34:42Arrow, bring me Gia's arrow.
34:45Stay where you are.
34:49Move, move!
34:55Okay, look at me.
34:56Look at me.
34:57Look at me.
34:57You okay?
34:59You okay?
34:59You sure?
35:00We'll go.
35:00Okay.
35:04I'm afraid after that unedifying spectacle, Amira has forfeited her turn.
35:10Interfering with another crookling shot is strictly forbidden.
35:12I mean, you can't be serious.
35:15Delacoon's the one who should be disqualified.
35:16He tried to shoot Gia.
35:18Amira's the one who saved her.
35:20Hey, don't be a bad sport, Gabriel.
35:22Just because your arrow barely hit the tree.
35:25It was an accident.
35:27Duan knocked into me.
35:49I believe our winner is Edgar Delacone.
35:53I wouldn't be so sure.
35:56Meaning?
35:58Do you check the name on the arrow before you fired it?
36:06Mr. Lockett, sir, you can't...
36:21The name on the arrow is...
36:25Gabriel Avery.
36:28I want you to know your name is poison, and your presence is an insult.
36:34Guessing you're Edgar Delacone, they warned me about you.
36:39The master.
36:43The rules state the arrow closest to the mark wins.
36:48This arrow has Gabriel Avery's name on it.
36:57Don't be a bad sport, Edgar.
37:00Just because your arrow barely hit the tree.
37:02That's not fair.
37:03He's making a mockery out of the crooked oak.
37:04How can you let him do this?
37:05He beat you.
37:07He beat you.
37:07Deal with it.
37:12Oh, I'll deal with it.
37:16So you're staying?
37:20Looks that way.
37:23All it took was me almost getting shot.
37:30Good night, Brookhaven.
37:32Sweet dreams.
37:33Don't be a fool.
37:36Don't be a fool.
37:37Just leave me.
37:40I don't know.
37:43Don't be a fool.
37:44I don't know.
37:45I don't know.
37:50Dad says you can get your eyes off.
37:51I'm sorry.
37:52I don't know.
37:52I don't know.
37:52I don't know.
37:53I don't know.
37:54It's right.
38:02I don't know.
38:14Another year begins, Caspian.
38:17Another class of eager young crooklings
38:19heated brainwash.
38:21But,
38:22a word to the wise.
38:25There's a storm
38:27coming.
38:28A storm you
38:29can't escape.
38:31And you only have yourself to blame.
38:35So that's how it all began.
38:37I picked his pocket.
38:38He picked mine.
38:40I went to get my lucky coin back
38:42and next thing I knew,
38:45I was a crookling.
38:47New tie,
38:48new jacket,
38:50new life.
38:53It felt like
38:54maybe my lucky coin
38:56had finally brought me some real luck.
38:59Except of course
39:00it wasn't luck that brought me here,
39:01was it?
39:03It was Caspian Lockett.
39:06And when your headmaster
39:07and everyone
39:09in your school
39:10is a crook,
39:11the first lesson you learn,
39:16trust no one.
39:20What has Caspian started?
39:22You're not one of us.
39:23You don't belong here.
39:25I have to utterly humiliate him.
39:27I'm not here to make friends.
39:28I'm here to win.
39:29Game on.
39:30There's a storm
39:32coming.
39:33The Nameless.
39:36What's the Nameless?
39:37An enemy that hates everything
39:38Crook Cave it stands for.
39:40You put the entire crooked network
39:41in danger.
39:43He will get out.
39:45They already have our blood
39:46on their hands
39:46and they'll burn this place
39:48to the ground.
39:49Listen up,
39:50Lousers,
39:50we need your help.
39:51Who cleans,
39:52assemble.
39:53Leaving so soon.
39:56I thought I was here
39:57because I was good.
39:59This is Crookhaven.
40:00Everyone's hiding something.
40:07We're crooks.
40:09Honest is overrated.
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