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00:02:32Mom and dad know you drink.
00:02:34They can smell it on your breath, you know.
00:02:36Not that they care.
00:02:40Are you going to smoke weed?
00:02:43Just remember all the brain cells you're killing.
00:02:48So how do I look?
00:02:51Adorable.
00:02:52Adorable?
00:02:53Adorable.
00:02:56Or not.
00:02:59Hold on, I gotta pee.
00:03:12Sam!
00:03:15Sam!
00:03:17I wish you could come with me.
00:03:23Samantha?
00:03:54Oh, I've been looking for you.
00:03:56I gotta get out of here.
00:03:57No.
00:03:58Come on, Josh.
00:03:59Who's the guys here?
00:04:00Total monsters.
00:04:01Come dance.
00:04:03Come on.
00:04:04Come on.
00:04:05Evil brother.
00:04:06Oh, man.
00:04:25The dream is set for your next contemplation.
00:04:57Hamlet and the Gravedigger
00:04:59talk about the brevity of life
00:05:00and death as the great equalizer.
00:05:04It's interesting that this scene
00:05:06is so often cut from productions
00:05:08because it's crucial to Hamlet's story.
00:05:10Wouldn't you agree?
00:05:11Right.
00:05:12Now, remember, in the beginning,
00:05:15Hamlet is so afraid of his father's ghost
00:05:18and the prospect of his own death,
00:05:20but now he's playing with Yorick's skull.
00:05:24It's kind of a quick turnaround, don't you think?
00:05:28He's beginning to accept death
00:05:30as an inevitable part of life.
00:05:33Now, the audience knows that Ophelia's dead,
00:05:36which is an example of...
00:05:38Dramatic irony.
00:05:39Dramatic irony, right,
00:05:40because Hamlet is unaware.
00:05:42Now, there's also a lot of mystery
00:05:44surrounding the cause of Ophelia's death.
00:05:48Gertrude describes it as an accident,
00:05:51but the priests argues that her death was doubtful
00:05:55and denies her full burial rites by the church.
00:05:58Now, why would they do that?
00:05:59Any thoughts?
00:06:00Yes.
00:06:00Um, bathroom?
00:06:04Fine.
00:06:04Any other thoughts?
00:06:05Anyone at all?
00:06:18Amanda, you are so demented.
00:06:20I am so out of here.
00:06:22You coming?
00:06:23Yes.
00:06:28Why are we ditching Mr. Evans' class?
00:06:30He's so hot.
00:06:31Come on, I'll be your best friend.
00:06:33You already are.
00:06:35Katie, Katie, Katie.
00:06:36I know.
00:06:37Let's get some coffee.
00:06:38Now.
00:06:42Oh, are your parents moving home tonight?
00:06:44No.
00:06:44You are so hot.
00:07:15That's nice.
00:07:22Aw, cutie.
00:07:25Take my picture.
00:07:28Come on.
00:07:31Okay.
00:07:36That's a good one, Sam.
00:07:45That's a good one.
00:08:33Would you stop doing that?
00:08:35It's creepy.
00:08:48Ryan is the hottest boy at Stevens.
00:08:50And also the biggest douchebag.
00:08:52How do you even like Ryan?
00:08:53Come on.
00:08:54Ben likes him.
00:08:56He just doesn't have a very good reputation.
00:08:59Why should you be the only girl with a boyfriend?
00:09:02You and Ben are legit chained to the hip.
00:09:03Ben and I aren't the issue here.
00:09:05Katie, I understand where your problem is.
00:09:09Whatever.
00:09:25Your brother's a freak.
00:09:27Hey, Katie.
00:09:28Hey, mom.
00:09:30He just can't do this.
00:09:32Shut up.
00:09:35Either I join or you guys are so busted.
00:09:39Like mom and dad give a shit.
00:09:59God, she looks just like Samantha.
00:10:03Smell me.
00:10:21I'm trying.
00:10:23I'm trying.
00:10:39Why don't you kiss my brother?
00:10:46Because I said so.
00:10:53Get in there.
00:11:14She kiss her, Jen?
00:11:17Is it for yourself?
00:11:20Right.
00:11:30Nice.
00:11:35Nice.
00:11:39You are such a typical guy.
00:11:41Totally.
00:11:43Cool.
00:12:04You are such a perv.
00:12:07You are such a perv.
00:12:08You are such a perv.
00:12:09Wow.
00:12:11I'm going to die.
00:12:16I'm going to die.
00:12:16Oh, come on.
00:12:17Please.
00:12:19Just finish me.
00:12:21Oh, come on.
00:12:26Oh, come on.
00:12:29Oh, come on.
00:12:31Oh, come on.
00:12:34Oh, come on.
00:12:42This is Mrs. Kildall from attendance.
00:12:45Amanda left school early today and we need you to call as soon as...
00:13:02Morning, kids.
00:13:04Morning, Mr. Anderson.
00:13:06I'll be late.
00:13:12Morning, Mr. Albus pode切り Publicly.
00:13:15Great.学生ああ川口が出てきたのですが、まだそうです
00:13:22!デパンを入してみるように、水が切りました。今日は福岡の時間を
00:13:23Starting here ...アーバーに来てみましょう。それでは、
00:14:03We should just start, like, a little, like, log of shit, right?
00:14:07Just, like, like a book with, like, every day we have, like, one solid idea.
00:14:10Yeah.
00:14:11So let's just start.
00:14:11Okay.
00:14:12You can't make art without starting, right?
00:14:14No, not at all.
00:14:14All right, let's just fucking start.
00:14:15Yeah, fucking, let's start, man.
00:14:16Okay.
00:14:17All right.
00:14:18Out loud or write them down?
00:14:20Out loud.
00:14:21Okay.
00:14:23Who starts?
00:14:24Um.
00:14:29A store full of mannequins comes alive after hours and they sing and dance.
00:14:33That sounds like a musical.
00:14:34No, no, they'd be like mannequins in the Korova Milk Bar, remember?
00:14:38Singing and drinking milk plus to sharpen you up.
00:14:42Get you ready for a bit of the old, old, for a while at once.
00:14:46Sounds big budget.
00:14:47It's cool, though, right?
00:14:49Uh, less than 10 minutes, right?
00:14:51Yeah, go.
00:15:02Yo, yo, hold on a sec, Jay.
00:15:03We were dirt club, I went the first day of school, and my children cared with bars,
00:15:08but your bills for real, that's what you worked for.
00:15:10It was hurtful, but moms, I understand, I do decide.
00:15:14It made me the man that I am, and it also started off my hustling ass,
00:15:18and it's exactly what's up to the man, it's got what's in the...
00:15:25Hey, they're throwing a party for Mickey and Ryan, wants him to come.
00:15:29He so wants you.
00:15:30Yes!
00:15:33A son tells his parents he wants a sex change operation.
00:15:36Okay.
00:15:36Wait, the, uh, the father is this bull-meach-um sort of macho prick,
00:15:42and he's got no short-term memory, so the son has to keep telling him over and over again.
00:15:46Great Santini meets Memento meets Brokeback Mountain.
00:15:48Yo, that's dumb, dude.
00:15:58There's a party tonight. Amanda says we should go.
00:16:01Not me.
00:16:02Yeah, you.
00:16:07Josh, how are we going to collaborate next year with you in L.A., and we're stuck here in the
00:16:11city?
00:16:13Dude, we write all year and shoot in the summer. It's simple.
00:16:27We said we'd go to the same school.
00:16:29Did I ask you to get rejected?
00:16:32Uh, where's your pot?
00:16:35In the closet.
00:16:44It's going to get pretty boring if you keep it on me.
00:16:46Well, maybe tonight you'll finally get some, but I'm going to die to them too.
00:16:50Yeah, loser gets lucky.
00:16:52Nice.
00:16:52High-concept title.
00:16:53Give it to me, I'm going to shoot.
00:16:54No way.
00:16:55Give it to me.
00:16:56No.
00:16:57Dude, fuck you, man.
00:16:59All right.
00:17:00Dude, come on.
00:17:02You can do it!
00:17:08I will be the star.
00:17:15Welcome to the lifestyles of the rich and obnoxious.
00:17:27Join us as we experience their champagne wishes and cooking dreams.
00:17:33I will be the star.
00:17:41Yo, dude.
00:17:42You got some minutes.
00:17:42Come on.
00:17:45Come on.
00:17:45I love you.
00:17:47I love you.
00:17:49I love you.
00:17:52So much.
00:17:52I love you.
00:17:53I love you.
00:17:54Hey, yo.
00:17:54Let me take y'all wake up like, yes, I'm a big chill here.
00:17:58So no, I'm trying because I struggle with me.
00:18:00I love you.
00:18:00I love you.
00:18:10Ryan barely even said hi to me.
00:18:12He took his tongue down your throat first thing we got here.
00:18:15Dance with Seth. You make him jealous.
00:18:18Give me one of my dancing shoes tonight, Manny.
00:18:21Hi, Seth.
00:18:22Hey, Katie. Where's Ben?
00:18:23In the bathroom. With Ryan.
00:18:26What are you implying?
00:18:27Hey, yo. Yo, everyone. What's up?
00:18:31Where's Mickey?
00:18:32Where's Mickey?
00:18:33Where's Mickey?
00:18:43Come on.
00:18:45Shh.
00:18:45I don't know.
00:18:48What do you give a guy that has everything on his 18th birthday?
00:18:56What?
00:18:57I don't know.
00:18:58What do you give?
00:18:59That's the question.
00:19:01The answer is, you don't.
00:19:05You don't get it.
00:19:07For a guy like Mickey, the best thing to do is to take something away.
00:19:17That was something he should have lost a long time ago.
00:19:25His virginity!
00:19:31Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce to you the very beautiful, Roxanne!
00:19:42Thank you!
00:19:51Good luck today!
00:19:52When you came back to see Brexit!
00:19:53He had today!!
00:19:55God?
00:19:56How are you?
00:19:57No, God?
00:19:58People didn't know anybody.
00:19:58Every year, not yet.
00:20:00The other day.
00:20:02What are you?
00:20:03The other day?
00:20:07Exclusive in the wild.
00:20:07My baby
00:20:09My baby
00:20:11My baby
00:20:15My baby
00:20:17Sweet
00:20:19For the kind
00:20:21My baby
00:20:23My baby
00:20:25My baby
00:20:26My baby
00:20:26My baby
00:20:29My baby
00:20:31To stay with me, baby, you see
00:20:34I don't even know, yeah, I don't even know
00:21:26I hate him
00:21:28What happened? Oh my god, Manny, what happened?
00:21:32You totally ditched me
00:21:33Forget about him
00:21:35Josh, it was so embarrassing
00:21:37Manny
00:21:39Help me
00:21:55What's going on?
00:21:57Hey, Sam
00:21:57Is Amanda okay?
00:21:59I don't know
00:22:03Maybe you could help
00:22:07She doesn't talk to me
00:22:13You're a good brother, Josh
00:22:15But no one has to do
00:22:15It's in demonstratearáaráaráaráaráará
00:22:35It's not the only reason
00:22:35That it's not the only
00:22:35reason You can do And connect to
00:23:22What are you doing?
00:23:25Filming.
00:23:29Why?
00:23:32Because.
00:23:34Josh!
00:23:36I'm so happy.
00:23:39I'm so happy.
00:23:41We're done.
00:23:43I guess you guys passed your chem final?
00:23:45Oh, three whole months without this fucking skirt.
00:23:49So when are you guys done?
00:23:51Well, Brainiac here got the senior exemption on the math line.
00:23:55You gotta be good at something.
00:23:57I'm taking it tomorrow.
00:23:59And then, graduation.
00:24:02Yeah!
00:24:02Next week.
00:24:03Yeah!
00:24:05Hey, have you guys seen Banner?
00:24:08Oh, there he is.
00:24:10I gotta go.
00:24:11Bye, guys.
00:24:13I need to go.
00:24:14No, that's okay.
00:24:14You go.
00:24:20Hey, Seth.
00:24:21Can I grab a cigarette?
00:24:34Hey, you guys want to get some coffee?
00:24:37Jeff's here with this.
00:24:46We're going to Starbizzle.
00:24:47Want to come?
00:25:07Bye, guys.
00:25:11Bye, guys.
00:25:14What?
00:25:15Bye.
00:25:30Oh, my God.
00:25:31Look at Allie.
00:25:32What a slut.
00:25:34Who does this?
00:25:36I mean, I really don't want your grandkids to see you looking like that.
00:25:43You're looking good here.
00:25:45Very much the stud.
00:25:49Aren't you going to sign it?
00:25:50I only sign for people I'm never going to see again.
00:26:04How would she write?
00:26:07Some crap about how we've both been through hard times and she understands.
00:26:11Blah, blah, blah.
00:26:13They could, like, tear up the page.
00:26:15She's trying to be nice.
00:26:17Yeah, well, she doesn't know what it's like for me.
00:26:21It's just, like, I don't know her shit.
00:26:22It's dishonest, you know?
00:26:28Got any weed?
00:26:32A horse, a horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse.
00:26:37Read this line in the history of theater.
00:26:42We can visit each other in college.
00:26:44For sure.
00:26:45If you want me to.
00:26:47Of course I do.
00:26:48Idiot.
00:27:02I have to tell you something.
00:27:09Josh.
00:27:11It's a scary way to start a conversation.
00:27:19I promise you won't hate me.
00:27:22Dude, what could be so awful?
00:27:24Are you gay or something?
00:27:29What if I was?
00:27:35Fuck.
00:27:43Why didn't you tell me?
00:27:48What?
00:27:49I'm the last one to know, right?
00:27:50No!
00:27:53My best friend's a faggot.
00:27:54And I'm the last one to know.
00:28:24Do I look gay?
00:28:27Are we talking Elton John or Tom Cruise gay?
00:28:31I'm not gay, Sam.
00:28:33I know.
00:28:35But if you were,
00:28:37I'd still love you.
00:28:48Oh, check it.
00:28:53This is what got me into film school.
00:29:17Oh, Josh.
00:29:18It's incredible.
00:29:19She's so beautiful.
00:29:20Well, I keep them close,
00:29:21I keep them real close,
00:29:22So no one can take them from me.
00:29:25She can't see...
00:29:27She's so beautiful.
00:29:28I gotta watch my feet,
00:29:30Ooh-hoo-hoo.
00:29:32They're gonna love my baby tonight.
00:29:35When they're under,
00:29:36I'm a spotted lady,
00:29:37They're gonna love my baby.
00:29:39Does she speak to you?
00:29:41No. It's my fault. I never paid much attention to her.
00:29:46Stop.
00:30:38No. It's my fault.
00:30:52Hey.
00:30:54Can I come in?
00:30:55What's the matter?
00:30:57Do me a favor.
00:31:01Tell me everything you know about Ryan.
00:31:04I want to know who he hangs out with. You know everything.
00:31:12Ryan and I only have one thing in common.
00:31:16You.
00:31:18You're all very soft, aren't you?
00:31:23Why do you want him so bad?
00:31:26Everyone wants him.
00:31:29And so that's why you want him?
00:31:33Yeah.
00:31:38It's more like I need him.
00:31:43He's a dick, Amanda.
00:31:46Mm-hmm.
00:31:49I'm not gonna say it again.
00:31:52He's trouble, I know it.
00:32:02I have this dream.
00:32:05Where I'm in my room at night.
00:32:07And all these guys start coming in.
00:32:10One by one and...
00:32:13They fuck me.
00:32:15All of them.
00:32:17All of them.
00:32:17At the same time.
00:32:18And I like it.
00:32:22So...
00:32:23I guess I just like trouble.
00:32:36Come on.
00:32:38Wouldn't you want to get that on tape?
00:32:48I saw you.
00:32:52Through the door.
00:32:56I should have had my camera.
00:33:19By the way.
00:33:41такой Sache.
00:33:43I could have had my camera.
00:33:43Oh, I see.
00:37:40Yeah, it's all good.
00:37:42They're giving me a banging Mac Pro with Final Cut.
00:37:45With an HD monitor?
00:37:4730 inch, that's dope.
00:37:48It's tight.
00:37:53I'm an asshole, man.
00:37:55It's okay.
00:37:58It's okay.
00:38:00I'm the asshole.
00:38:03Dropping that on you like that?
00:38:04Yeah, well, it freaked me out.
00:38:06But I shouldn't have reacted that way.
00:38:08I'm sorry.
00:38:08It's all right.
00:38:09It's really, it's no big deal anyway.
00:38:14Let's just forget about the whole thing, okay?
00:38:16I'm fine.
00:38:17Thanks for having me.
00:38:25Do your parents know.
00:38:28My mom.
00:38:31She said she always knew.
00:38:36I always knew.
00:38:37It's a relief to finally admit it.
00:38:40That must have been a heavy load to carry.
00:38:42Yeah, from you especially.
00:38:43From you especially.
00:38:44My dad too.
00:38:47I think his reaction's gonna make yours look calm.
00:38:51You're a macho fuck.
00:38:54I'm sorry.
00:38:56It's okay.
00:39:03So nobody else knows?
00:39:05Not really.
00:39:07Not really?
00:39:11Well, there's this sophomore, Harry.
00:39:15Harry the fairy?
00:39:16Don't say that.
00:39:19You weren't really tutoring him, were you?
00:39:23I taught him a lot.
00:39:26You're fucking Harry?
00:39:28Some fucking, yeah, but mostly sucking.
00:39:30Oh, dude, come on.
00:39:31Spare me the details.
00:39:32No.
00:39:33I will not spare you the details.
00:39:37I've had to listen to Pussy This and Pussy That
00:39:39and look at that rack since forever.
00:39:42If we're gonna be friends,
00:39:43you're gonna have to listen to me too.
00:39:46You were worse than me.
00:39:49I was faking it.
00:39:53Well, just so you know,
00:39:54I cannot fake any cock talk, right?
00:40:03Someone else knows.
00:40:04Who?
00:40:07Your, uh, your sister, Amanda.
00:40:11We were at Matt's party last year.
00:40:13She made a pass to me.
00:40:15I told her then.
00:40:16Oh my God, you really are gay, aren't you?
00:40:18I mean, everybody wants to fuck my sister.
00:40:20Oh my God.
00:40:22Oh my God.
00:40:23Oh my God.
00:40:47Oh my God.
00:41:01I forgot my key.
00:41:02Where have you been?
00:41:03You knew I'd be late.
00:41:04Fuck you.
00:41:06You're drunk, Susan.
00:41:07Fuck you.
00:41:10This is a $300 shirt.
00:41:13You sick on me.
00:41:18Who is she?
00:41:20Who is she?
00:41:22Who are you fucking?
00:41:25Your cell phone called home,
00:41:27and I've got 20 minutes of your good times
00:41:29recorded on this answering machine.
00:41:30Do you want to hear it?
00:41:34I mean, we were walking along outside,
00:41:36and my friend slipped on the ice.
00:41:38It was...
00:41:41If you had been there, please.
00:42:12I was going to get into my heart.
00:42:13Put the paper down. We're not done yet.
00:42:15Put the booze down. You're dangerous when you're drunk.
00:42:19Which seems to be all the time now, doesn't it?
00:42:26Who do you think you are?
00:42:28An angry drunk, that's the worst kind.
00:42:31Don't! I am warning you, do not ever hit me again.
00:42:35Who is she?
00:42:37No one.
00:42:40Big deal.
00:42:42I went out for drinks after work.
00:42:45Bullshit.
00:42:47Who is she?
00:42:49Why do you care?
00:42:51You admit.
00:42:52No. Why would you care if I am?
00:42:56Fuck you.
00:42:57Yeah, I doubt it.
00:43:05You think you cornered the market on suffering?
00:43:07You think that maybe for once you could understand that my life ended six years ago?
00:43:13Have you ever thought about anyone but yourself since?
00:43:18We lost you too.
00:43:20I loved her.
00:43:21We all loved her.
00:43:26She killed me too.
00:43:38She's...
00:43:39Her daughter's getting married this weekend.
00:43:43Marla's very happy but I hope she knows what she's in for.
00:44:03Kids?
00:44:05Who's in there?
00:44:07Hello?
00:44:10Oh my god.
00:44:12Oh my god!
00:44:13Samantha!
00:44:14Samantha!
00:44:15No, no, no, no!
00:44:16No, no!
00:44:17Samantha!
00:44:45Do you remember when Mom and Dad went out to the, uh, the Broadway show, The Mad Night?
00:44:50And we got all naked and used Mom's makeup to paint our whole body.
00:44:54I was a robot.
00:44:55And I was a tattoo lady!
00:44:58What?
00:44:59Who got blamed?
00:45:01Even though I thought of it?
00:45:02What are big sisters for?
00:45:06You used to run into my bed every time you had a little nightmare.
00:45:09You were my Joshy Poo.
00:45:17Why did you do it, Sam?
00:45:24The shrinks say I should be mad at you.
00:45:30You could be mad if it helps.
00:45:43What are you doing?
00:45:45Nothing.
00:45:46Waiting up for me?
00:45:48Ooh, do you need me to help you back for college?
00:45:51No.
00:45:52I got time.
00:45:55I'm hardly bringing anything anyway.
00:45:57Just a suitcase in my backpack.
00:46:01That's it.
00:46:02What more do I need?
00:46:04Just me!
00:46:06I'm definitely coming with you.
00:46:08You can't leave me here alone.
00:46:10You got Ryan.
00:46:12You know what I mean.
00:46:13You can't leave me here alone with them.
00:46:15Hmm.
00:46:22Is he hurting you?
00:46:25Don't be such a pussy, Josh.
00:46:28You might get rough.
00:46:32It's gonna be fine.
00:46:38I worry about you.
00:46:48I worry about you.
00:46:52Can I sleep in here with you tonight?
00:46:55Sure.
00:47:01Okay, but let's go to sleep because I'm really exhausted.
00:47:05Okay.
00:47:06Could you have the light, please?
00:47:07Uh-huh.
00:47:10Thank y'all.
00:47:20Can you not steal all the covers tonight?
00:47:23I can make no promises.
00:47:25And that would be hard.
00:47:27You're a cover monster.
00:47:29A cover monster.
00:47:30What you doing?
00:47:32Hm?
00:47:40Josh, you're washing me.
00:47:45Many, many.
00:47:48Yay.
00:48:27Good morning.
00:48:30Hi.
00:48:31Remember, we're having dinner with the Browns tonight at 7.30.
00:48:34You want me to send a car for you?
00:48:36That would be nice.
00:48:39All ready.
00:48:41Have a good day.
00:49:13I warned you about Ryan, Manny.
00:49:23See, I...
00:49:29It's nothing I can't handle.
00:49:32But what if you can't?
00:49:33I can't.
00:49:33Yeah, but what if you can't?
00:49:42I'd kill myself if anything ever happened to you.
00:49:51It's weird.
00:49:53When things get messed up, sometimes I say to myself, what would Sammy do?
00:50:05She'd slit her wrists.
00:50:06Quiet.
00:50:08Neatly, of course.
00:50:09No mess for anyone to clean up.
00:50:11Shut up, Manny.
00:50:12Just drop the body off at the mower.
00:50:13Get on with your life.
00:50:14Stop it.
00:50:16What a great role model, your big sister.
00:50:24Get out of my room.
00:50:32You know what?
00:50:33Face it, Josh.
00:50:34You're never gonna be a filmmaker.
00:50:37You're gonna cave like everyone else.
00:50:43You'll go to business school and get a job you hate.
00:50:49Marry a woman and grow to hate.
00:50:51Don't have kids, because that's what people do.
00:50:55You're gonna get fat, go bald, and die wondering what the fuck.
00:51:01And then I'm just gonna marry someone who doesn't even understand me.
00:51:06But I mean, at least he'll buy me lots of expensive things and keep me in booze and pills.
00:51:12And in a couple of years, I'll probably pop out a couple kids and start the whole fucking thing over
00:51:18again.
00:51:22You know what?
00:51:23Actually, I take it back.
00:51:24Maybe she had the right idea.
00:51:27Why should we even bother?
00:51:48How could she do this?
00:51:53Mom's an alcoholic, Josh.
00:51:57Alcoholics drink too much.
00:51:59What happened?
00:52:00She tore the house up.
00:52:03You know how she gets.
00:52:05Hmm.
00:52:08Do they know their father?
00:52:12Do they know their father is screwing Karen in the European Equities Division?
00:52:17Susan.
00:52:20After Samantha.
00:52:25He promised me he'd stop screwing his secretary.
00:52:32After all, she's the one who caught them.
00:52:35She is out of her mind.
00:52:37Is that true?
00:52:40Your father is a man of his work, my dear.
00:52:42He dumped Sharon.
00:52:46But he's been a fucking Karen ever since.
00:52:51First Sharon, then Karen.
00:52:54It rhymes.
00:52:58Who's next, Mark?
00:53:02You did that in front of Sammy.
00:53:13Where are you going?
00:53:15Dad.
00:53:16Hold on.
00:53:17Get out of my way, Josh.
00:53:22I'm sorry.
00:53:46I'm sorry.
00:53:47Dad!
00:53:50Dad!
00:53:52Fuck you, okay?
00:53:53Fuck you, man, you're a fucking disgrace.
00:53:55What the fuck would you fucking do this to us?
00:54:01Dad, come on man, please just talk to me, please.
00:55:25Can you hang out?
00:55:27Cool.
00:55:31No, actually I'm right downstairs.
00:55:35Yeah.
00:55:36Okay.
00:55:38All right, man.
00:55:45Yo, check me out, I'm Brian.
00:55:52Look at this.
00:55:54Oh my god.
00:55:56Wait, dude, it's gonna be, it's gonna be, it's gonna be one thing.
00:55:59It's a face.
00:56:00Oh yeah.
00:56:04He does do that.
00:56:09You know what he doesn't, like nobody's there, right?
00:56:13He's all, he knows everybody's watching.
00:56:14Oh my god.
00:56:14Oh my god.
00:56:17We got it, dude.
00:56:19The pants are out of there.
00:56:22Yeah, so raise the crowd.
00:56:25Yeah, just check out.
00:56:26Ha!
00:56:27Ha!
00:56:28Ha!
00:56:30Ha!
00:56:30Ha!
00:56:34Ha!
00:56:35Ha!
00:56:36Ha!
00:56:37Ha!
00:56:39Ha!
00:56:40Ha!
00:56:40You got a water?
00:56:42Ha!
00:56:43Ha!
00:56:44No!
00:56:45No more alcohols for you!
00:56:47Ha!
00:56:48Ha!
00:56:50Oh!
00:56:51But!
00:56:52I've been saving something for a rainy day!
00:56:54Okay!
00:57:10One
00:57:13For me
00:57:16And one
00:57:18For me
00:57:29Rakim is the best for the simple reason that he was the first. I mean, to combine syllables, patterns, and
00:57:38a technical construction, all with a panoramic third eye? Come on! I mean, he was the first, bro! All these
00:57:45other guys, they rap on the premise that Rakim originated. You know what I'm saying? Like, he created from a
00:57:53blank canvas.
00:57:53Well, these other guys, they just took the baton from there and continued on. So, to say that someone is
00:58:00better, just, you know, a more-
00:58:02Shut up!
00:58:03You're white!
00:58:05You're white!
00:58:06It's racist!
00:58:07What do you mean?
00:58:09I'll steal you over here!
00:58:11I mean, a lot of people would say, a lot of people, a lot of people would say Karis won,
00:58:14but, he was a one-syllable man.
00:58:16A lot of great rappers called Kooli Rappers.
00:58:19Yeah.
00:58:20Ooh!
00:58:20Who, uh, heavily- pardon the pun, heavily-
00:58:24Heavy puns.
00:58:24Big puns.
00:58:34Hold on, this bass has got my stash.
00:58:37No, come on!
00:58:38We don't need it.
00:58:39Already in front of his dad.
00:58:42Uh-huh!
00:58:59Yeah.
00:59:00Well, it's not even the same, but I Airոعد.
00:59:00Okay, come on.
00:59:07Look out.
00:59:21So, um, I was, um, with my, um, mom and dad, because did you know my mom, did she know
00:59:34she was in the hospital, alcohol poisoning, and my dad, um, was cheating on me, and I didn't
00:59:53know, and so, we found out there, just fucked up, so I, like, tried to talk to him on the
01:00:16street, and, you know, he just didn't, he didn't want to talk to me, so he's got no care of
01:00:27him,
01:00:29say all the way, come back, nah, I doubt it, anyway, we've got mom to take care of us,
01:00:46and she's not slipping off into a coma, it's not funny, John, yeah, I know, anyway, who cares
01:00:58about me, I'm leaving next week, it's Mandy that I'm wearing, I'll keep an eye on her, thanks,
01:01:12you know, I would do anything for you, you know that, right? Yeah. Just remember how she
01:01:33likes to dance.
01:01:45Yeah.
01:01:48I'm going to dance.
01:01:50Yeah.
01:01:54I don't know.
01:02:27I think this shit gets too long.
01:02:36I'm sorry, man.
01:02:40I'm scared of the fuck now.
01:02:54I'm scared of the fuck now.
01:03:08I'm scared of the fuck now.
01:03:23Squeeze.
01:03:28Harder.
01:03:29Harder.
01:03:30Come on.
01:03:32Harder.
01:03:34Wait, that hurts.
01:03:36Come on.
01:03:39You're hurting me.
01:03:41I'm not going to hurt you.
01:03:42You are hurting me.
01:04:04I'm getting익er.
01:04:06You are hurting me.
01:04:08You are hurting me.
01:04:19Oh, my God.
01:04:41Oh, my God.
01:05:22Oh, my God.
01:05:28Oh, my God.
01:05:36Oh, my God.
01:05:51Oh, my God.
01:06:00I'll kill him if you want.
01:06:11What am I going to do?
01:06:16It's going to be okay.
01:06:18But you're leaving.
01:06:34It's just too weird.
01:06:37Maybe I won't go.
01:06:39No.
01:06:40No, you're going or I'll kill you.
01:06:48You're going to meet a nice girl in college.
01:07:08I love you, Georgie.
01:07:12I love you, Georgie.
01:07:18I love you, Georgie.
01:07:19I love you.
01:07:23I love you.
01:07:26I love you.
01:07:29I love you.
01:07:41I love you.
01:07:42Oh, my God.
01:08:13Oh, my God.
01:08:43Oh, my God.
01:08:44Oh, my God.
01:08:45Oh, my God.
01:08:47Stop.
01:08:58I hate you.
01:09:02I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you.
01:09:37Oh, my God.
01:10:27Oh, my God.
01:10:34Oh, my God.
01:11:27Oh, my God.
01:11:30Oh, my God.
01:12:00Oh, my God.
01:12:02Oh, my God.
01:12:05Oh, my God.
01:12:36Oh, my God.
01:12:39Oh, my God.
01:13:16Oh, my God.
01:13:26Oh, my God.
01:13:27Oh, my God.
01:13:59Oh, my God.
01:14:42Oh, my God.
01:14:48Oh, my God.
01:14:48Oh, my God.
01:15:14Oh, my God.
01:15:42Oh, my God.
01:15:45Oh, my God.
01:16:15Oh, my God.
01:16:45Oh, my God.
01:17:25Oh, my God.
01:18:09Oh, my God.
01:18:13Oh, my God.
01:18:43Oh, my God.
01:18:56Oh, my God.
01:19:26Oh, my God.
01:19:30Oh, my God.
01:19:59Oh, my God.
01:20:01Oh, my God.
01:20:14Oh, my God.
01:20:26Oh, my God.
01:20:47Oh, my God.
01:20:49Oh, my God.
01:20:51Oh, my God.
01:20:53Oh, my God.
01:21:03Oh, my God.
01:21:05Oh, my God.
01:21:35Oh, my God.
01:22:05Oh, my God.
01:22:35Oh, my God.
01:23:05Oh, my God.
01:23:35Oh, my God.
01:24:05Oh, my God.
01:24:35Oh, my God.
01:25:05Oh, my God.
01:25:35Oh, my God.
01:26:05Oh, my God.
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