00:02I
00:03Know what it looks like
00:04A brilliant plan going off the fucking rails
00:07You think it's some pendejo mess up
00:09And now all these poor bastardos gonna choke on an all-you-can-eat buffet
00:12Are bullet tacos
00:13Well, I promise you
00:15Everything will work out exactly the way it's supposed to
00:18Just keep your eyes and ears open
00:21The next few minutos could mean the difference between becoming Santo Ileso's numero uno crime boss
00:26Or just another notch in some punk stolen gun belt
00:30So how does an up-and-coming gun for hire like you wind up in a hot mess like this?
00:35Let's rewind
00:37You might not know it yet
00:39But you and your friends are about to found an institution
00:42The saints
00:43And if you wanna be your own boss
00:45You're gonna need to bust some heads
00:48First step on the journey is launching a startup
00:50I mean the fun kind
00:52Illegal, criminal, and not exactly on the up-and-up
00:55And it all happens here
00:57In the southwestern paradise of Santo Ileso
01:01Try to keep up this time
01:05This dusty jewel is a hotspot for striking a reach
01:08From the glittering high-rises of Lakeshore
01:10Right down to the dusty streets of Mercado
01:13And across the sprawling desert that guards our city like the angel of death
01:17It's the ultimate sinners playground
01:19Right with opportunity to make a quick buck
01:22But nothing comes for free here
01:25Meet the factions
01:26In this corner
01:28You've got Los Pantaros
01:29Sergio's gang
01:30They run a smuggling enterprise out of the Mercado and Barrio districts
01:33They'll have no hesitations about getting up in your business
01:36So watch your back around there
01:40In the other corner
01:41The idols
01:42Now these gatos are even more loco
01:44I mean just look at how they're dressed
01:46These kids take homicidal anarchy to the EDM club
01:49They don't even have a leader
01:50Just some faceless group known as the Collective
01:53They won't be stingy about investing in ammo
01:55So be hard when you cross paths
01:58And guess what?
02:00There's always another corner
02:01Aricus and his marshals take privatized defense technology to some seriously offensive levels
02:07Capture and control is their motto
02:09You wanna try your human luck against their advanced assets?
02:12Oh you can
02:13Just don't underestimate him
02:14Anyway, I don't have to tell you this
02:16Ain't they your former employers?
02:19Way way out in the desert
02:21There is another wild bunch you might cross cacti with
02:23All I'll say is if you do
02:25Bring your duct tape and cardboard
02:31So you came to Santo Alesu with a head full of dreams and a drive to hustle
02:35You got the skills to make the kills
02:38But you're not alone
02:39Eli will be your strategic business associate
02:42Go on him to invest the profits from all that blood sweating lead into your startup
02:45And in case you're ever looking for gift ideas
02:48He's got this thing for pump shawties
02:50When you need a fast get away from trouble
02:52Nina's right around the corner
02:54She's not burning past cops
02:55She's in the garage making sure the gang's whips are street illegal
02:58Now remember to enjoy the good times while you're out there hustling
03:01Your shirt hating roommate Kev is there for you
03:04He's a combination DJ, chef and all around thrill junkie
03:08But watch your back saint
03:10They call this wild card the new wally
03:13Word on the street is this hitman has an eye on Santo Alesu too
03:16You really think you have what it takes to bring me in?
03:19Holy shit
03:20Every kingdom needs a castle, right?
03:22Before long you'll be living large on 3rd street
03:25In your saints HQ
03:26This is why you'll run all your major operations
03:29You'll find it stocked with every amenity you'll need to expand your criminal empire
03:35I don't know where this is going
03:37But it sounds like my kind of stupid
03:38We all have a story
03:40And while I can't predict everything that will happen in yours
03:42I do know that you are destined for a hell of an adventure
03:45As you and your saints rise to power
03:47Find the twists and hard turns
03:49And you'll emerge victorious
03:50With status, experience, respect, and all the fuck you money you could ever dream of
03:57How you carve this road to success is up to you
03:59Your criminal ventures taking over the city are where you'll exercise your free will
04:03As you shape your own empire from scraps
04:06You want hot new skills, nines, and fits?
04:08Defraud the wealthy, open a chop shop, or train on robbers
04:12Goals
04:13Always remember, even criminals pay for things sometimes
04:16Drop by local businesses to purchase, customize, and upgrade yourself and your valuables
04:21You wanna look like the boss of Santo Aleso?
04:24This place offers choices so deep you'll need a scuba tank
04:28Well, you know, I have a lot of practice and pent-up rage
04:31I hear that
04:34By the way, I hope you're starving for some authentic southwestern combat
04:38You can solve plenty of problems with bullets
04:40Others call for a more bespoke approach
04:43Don't be afraid of getting creative
04:45You may even want some weaponry that'll bend the rules like you
04:48If things get too hard, you know you can always call in friends from the outside
04:52Of course, BFFs are also prone to messing with each other on occasion
04:56Maintain a thick skin
04:57And while you're working your way off the criminal ladder
04:59I highly recommend starting a vehicle collection
05:02It'll be for business as much as pleasure
05:05As the boss, you can pretty much take your pick of makes and models
05:09But you don't gotta settle for the standard trim
05:12Get creative
05:13Turn heads with some costume extras
05:15No one ever said it had to be street legal, hermana
05:18Blue sky's the limit
05:22So, are we good?
05:23You understand the plan?
05:25Sounds like you're ready for some grande-sized life-changers, jefe
05:30And Santo Eleso aims to deliver
05:33Anyway, as I was saying before
05:38Everything will work out just fine
05:48And so, when someone gets prepared
05:49I said there's a lot of people, there's a lot of people
05:54Have you been waiting on people, that's a couple of families
05:55And they're going on a couple of them
05:58And they're going to be doing it
05:58They're going to have a couple zones
05:58In the next couple of the people that I went to
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