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We Might Regret This S02E04 (2026) [Full Movie] [Full Episodes]Full EP - Full
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00:02Let's talk wedding venues.
00:05I thought we agreed on the hotel in Dorset.
00:07Ah yes, so turns out it was already booked by our hashtag sick bride in cancer remission.
00:14Understandably, it was a light pencil.
00:16How do we feel about castles?
00:19There's one here with a functioning moat and a Red Bull sponsorship.
00:23Does it have a lift?
00:24Mmm, we will look into that.
00:28Okay, moving on.
00:30Hendoo!
00:32We're thinking immersive, live-streamed, head-mounted GoPro.
00:37You bring the viewer with you.
00:40But isn't it a spa day?
00:41I mean, massages, robes, bit of tequila.
00:44We are three months away from the wedding.
00:46We need to ramp it up.
00:48And put ramps everywhere for you.
00:52So, our goal is to break one mill by the end of the honeymoon.
00:55We're in the room right next door, aren't we, Libby?
00:57Yes, we are.
00:59Now, do you mind if I take a quick boomerang of you having one of these lovely vickings?
01:08That's brilliant.
01:19Oh, good. A hard punch for toast.
01:24Maybe you should tag the eggs.
01:25Well, I'm just keeping up with the brief, but, uh, message received.
01:30No, no, let's commit.
01:31Give the people what they really want.
01:34Gritty, disabled realism.
01:37Huh?
01:37Okay.
01:38No, no, poster reel of you and Ty deadlifting me into the shower.
01:41Oh, yeah.
01:42Or a house tour.
01:43Yeah?
01:45Here's where I can't reach anything.
01:47Here's the ramp that wants me dead.
01:49Here's upstairs.
01:50Oh, I've never been.
01:53I hear you.
01:55You could have an entire third family up there and I wouldn't even know it.
02:01I'm gonna talk to Jane about further renovations.
02:05Okay?
02:07I'm sorry.
02:10I love you.
02:12Yes.
02:14Obviously.
02:16Renewal.
02:17Resurgence.
02:18Rebirth.
02:19Like a caterpillar from a cocoon.
02:21Except it's not a cocoon.
02:23It's a womb.
02:24Your womb.
02:26You are emerging from yourself.
02:31Yeah, well, I can cut you some handslets.
02:33But only if you feel ready to resurgence.
02:36I don't know if you've ever received.
02:38And this is definitely the fabric.
02:40It does look a little like she's been excreted.
02:43Well, technically it's a transitional membrane designed for hibernate and zoo snakes, but yes.
02:49And how does she go backwards in this thing?
02:53Is it a series of three point turns?
02:56Why would anyone want to go backwards in this life?
02:59Bean, it really is so creative.
03:02I just don't know if it's giving me a wedding dress.
03:07You hate it.
03:09Oh.
03:10That means it's working.
03:12Are you scared of the dress's disruptive potential or your own?
03:17Oooh.
03:20I'm sorry.
03:21I just don't know if it's the dress.
03:26It's not the dress.
03:29Because there is no dress.
03:31There is just evolution.
03:34Transition and expansion.
03:36Gestation and expulsion.
03:39That is marriage.
03:53Yes.
03:56Yeah.
03:57I think it's some of my finest work.
04:12What did he say?
04:18Uh, he said that he wants to feel your wet bikini bottoms, but like, not wet from the pool.
04:23What?
04:24Uh, yeah, no.
04:25It's convoluted.
04:26Well, tell him he needs to make them wet then.
04:29You have to force yourself more.
04:30More?
04:30More.
04:31Yes.
04:32What?
04:33Okay.
04:35I'm going to go to my room and you're going to dance naked in my mouth.
04:42What did he say?
04:45Uh, sorry.
04:46Uh, that he wants you to, uh, stand on his face or something.
04:50Did he?
04:52Well, tell him I'll dominate him all night long and I won't stop until he begs me.
04:54Uh, um, uh, he says he likes the pegging.
05:03The pegging?
05:04The pegging.
05:05No, no, no.
05:06Wait, wait, wait, wait.
05:08Wait, wait.
05:08I need you here with me.
05:10The pegging is for me.
05:11You're fine.
05:12Just ask Alexa.
05:19I'll get it!
05:24No means no, Jo.
05:25I'm here for Freya.
05:27Hen stuff.
05:38Actually, do you have a minute?
05:41Can we talk, like, privately?
05:44Like in your room?
05:45No, no, no.
05:46Better with witnesses.
05:47Less chance of an emotional drive-by.
05:50Is that my shirt?
05:52No, this is just a common men's shirt.
05:54From shirts.com.
05:56Fine.
05:57I'll be out of your hair soon anyway.
05:59I'm moving to New York.
06:02Uh...
06:03Yeah, a couple months ago, whilst I was drunk,
06:06and, um, on antibiotics, I supposedly applied for this writing program in New York,
06:12and I got in, and, um, yeah.
06:15It's...
06:15It's kinda legit, so...
06:19Yeah, you know, there's not much keeping me here, so...
06:23Maybe...
06:23Maybe it's time for a change.
06:25I don't know.
06:26Well, thank you for the big press release,
06:28and now, if you don't mind, I'm actually preparing for a job interview.
06:37Good luck telling Fred that you're abandoning her again.
06:45Joe!
06:46The leaves are almost here!
06:48Hey, you party ready?
06:52Oh, here we are, ladies!
06:55This is it!
06:57Oh, reveal!
06:58Perfect!
06:59For post-game dippy-dees, ladies.
07:01I am into this deranged gingerbread housewife.
07:05Woo!
07:06Love it!
07:08Love the gargoyles!
07:10I know!
07:10The very snow white sheep.
07:17Oh...
07:29Who are these people?
07:30These are your hens!
07:32It's a small passport of our amazing clients.
07:36Of course.
07:38Are we supposed to be wearing those?
07:40Yes, we are, darling.
07:42Mm-hmm. Bought them from Vinted.
07:44Thought it'd be gay to wear them.
07:46Gay as in fun. We're bringing it back.
07:48Is that blood?
07:50Yes. Yes, it is.
07:55Oh.
07:58It's a little early to be drinking, isn't it?
08:02Why are they here?
08:03Please get them out of my house.
08:05Ah, you see, in my defence,
08:07it is our house,
08:09and I would like to store my books in my section
08:11of our attic.
08:13Okay? Alright.
08:15I'm just sorry they're not selling.
08:17Oh, they are selling. They're flying off the shelves.
08:19They're talking about doing a second print run with all the
08:21five-star reviews in a sex-positive forward
08:23by Gillian Anderson.
08:25I'm happy you're getting the recognition you deserve.
08:29I'm just sampling wines for the wedding.
08:31Uh-huh.
08:32Listen, I genuinely had no idea you were going to take this that badly.
08:36I'm not taking it anything.
08:37I'm taking it like an absolute stud.
08:39Are you?
08:40Yeah.
08:41I was just drafting my own memoir in my head.
08:43I think I'm going to call it, um,
08:45Why the flying fuck didn't I divorce her sooner?
08:47Or something.
08:49Guaranteed bestseller.
08:52And we are live, girlies!
08:54And we have 23 brave beautiful viewers already.
08:58Ooh!
08:58Yes.
08:58Well, let's crack on with the games, I reckon.
09:02Yeah.
09:02These hens are not free range.
09:04They're on hourly rates.
09:05Wait, they're being paid to be here?
09:07And as PA of Honor, a.k.a.
09:09Party Architect, I'd like to introduce our very first game.
09:16It's called Mr. and Mrs. and it is the ultimate compatibility quiz.
09:21All right?
09:21Joe, would you like to do the honors?
09:24Uh, okay.
09:26Um, who is Abe's celebrity crush?
09:29Ooh!
09:29Um, Emily Blunt?
09:32Emily Blunt?
09:33Yeah.
09:34Shall we find out?
09:36Yeah.
09:36Hello, ladies.
09:37Right, celebrity crush.
09:39I'm going to say it's Nigella Lawson.
09:44Especially the Christmas special where she basted that turkey that was hypnotic.
09:50That was wrong, Freya.
09:51So, actually, you know what you need to do?
09:54Shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots,
09:58shots, shots, shots, shots.
09:59Who said I love you first?
10:01Oh, okay.
10:02That one's easy.
10:03Yeah.
10:03Him.
10:04100%.
10:04Oh, it was, magical.
10:08Couldn't stop looking at her.
10:09And then she said those three little words, I love you.
10:13Aww.
10:14That's another wrong answer, Freya, so, uh, buckle up!
10:19Woo!
10:20Do you even know this dude?
10:21She won't meet me for a while!
10:24I mean, it's really not fair.
10:27Have you even read my book?
10:29Oh, have you written a book?
10:30Because in the end, if you get to the last chapter,
10:32I say I actually really loved our marriage.
10:35So much talk of marriage.
10:37Can't stop writing about it, can't stop talking about it.
10:39It's all a little bit jealous.
10:41Fuck off, fuck right.
10:42You couldn't pay me to be in a committed relationship right now.
10:44There's just so much compromise, isn't there?
10:46I mean, look at you.
10:47Who even are you?
10:48You hate Rosé.
10:50Turns out it just has to be good Rosé.
10:51I don't believe you.
10:53If you're going to be this...
10:54Right, right, right.
10:55Okay, what is going on?
10:57All of this yelling while I'm trying to have a wank
10:58is giving me weird childhood flashbacks, all right?
11:00So I'm going to need you to tone it down
11:02if I'm going to stand any chance of getting anything done up there.
11:05Sorry.
11:07That is quite good, actually.
11:08I know, right?
11:08Wait, sorry, why are you day drinking?
11:10Because your father is trying to squeeze himself
11:14into this new life, one drink at a time.
11:17Okay, well, that's weird.
11:19Don't make a habit out of it, either of you.
11:20Well, if you are going to do another lap around the marital track.
11:24Marriage again.
11:25Might I give you some notes?
11:27Oh, okay, this is actually far more interesting
11:29than the porn I was watching, so I'm going to grab a pew.
11:32This time, maybe don't cry quite so much during the vows.
11:36I mean, it's not that it wasn't tremendously touching,
11:38it was, but people really just want to go for a piss
11:42and have a glass of Prosecco.
11:43Really don't need wedding day notes,
11:45especially not from the woman who insisted on choreographing
11:49our ridiculous first dance.
11:51Ridiculous?
11:53Oh, remember?
11:55Oh, post-traumatic dance disorder.
11:59This is before anyone else did it, right?
12:01Sure.
12:02Because you get an album.
12:03Well...
12:03That mum's already going.
12:05Feeling limber, Dad?
12:10Okay.
12:13So this was professionally choreographed, was it?
12:18Okay.
12:20You keep saying okay.
12:21Yeah.
12:23Oh, I'm round.
12:26One, two...
12:27Whoa!
12:29You always used to trip me there.
12:31You owned every single time.
12:33Nice!
12:33This is nice, isn't it?
12:34Look at you.
12:35It's almost like Lindsay Lohan was right to pair and trap hers back together.
12:38Back together?
12:39Sorry, have you not read my chapter on bonobos?
12:40Yeah, I'm waiting for the audiobook.
12:42No, I think we're both perfectly happy with where we are now.
12:45Absolutely.
12:46Really?
12:48You're okay that Sam's death, you know,
12:52broke things between you?
12:57Well, I think it's a little bit more complex than that.
13:03Yeah, sometimes life throws more storm at you than you're prepared for.
13:07And I think we wish we'd weathered it differently,
13:09but we accept the wreckage.
13:12I mean, it has a kind of charm.
13:16What a bug.
13:21If you learn anything from us,
13:23don't let life's mess get in the way of what really matters.
13:29Yeah, you've got to embrace the mess.
13:32Actually, um,
13:34did I say that I had to,
13:36that there was, um,
13:37I had to,
13:37bye!
13:41One more time?
13:42Fuck no.
13:44Tell us about losing your B card.
13:49Why don't we take a little quick break,
13:51like some,
13:52a little cig or...
13:53Come on, at least tell us the age.
13:54We've got hundreds of followers now.
13:56They want deets.
13:57They want positions.
13:59Oh, yeah!
14:00So, you don't have to.
14:01Cherry bum!
14:02Cherry bum!
14:04Cherry bum!
14:05Cherry bum!
14:07Don't have to.
14:07Cherry bum!
14:08Cherry bum!
14:09Fine, sure.
14:10Yeah.
14:11It was just before my 16th birthday.
14:14I was ridiculously in love.
14:16Oh.
14:16Everyone thought we were going to be together forever.
14:20Um,
14:22and then I had my accident
14:23and became tetraplegic.
14:26And then I went into rehab,
14:28um,
14:29for a year
14:29to relearn everything that I knew
14:32about my body
14:33and, uh,
14:34and the world.
14:34And then, um,
14:36one night
14:36he snuck into rehab
14:38and we had sex.
14:43It wasn't really the first time
14:44I imagined,
14:46um,
14:47but we were in love.
14:48Aww.
14:50And then he never called me again.
15:00I think I'm already up.
15:02Well, uh,
15:04put your hands together
15:05for
15:07RIPTISDA!
15:22RIPTISDA!
15:33Music
16:00You want to add him on social?
16:02How extraordinary.
16:04I'm fine.
16:05I'm hot.
16:07Oh, fucking door.
16:09Shh.
16:10Jesus Christ.
16:12You crazy?
16:13Yes, crazy is my brand.
16:14Come on.
16:14You can't be here.
16:15Don't go to New York.
16:19I'm so crazy.
16:25Oh, my God.
16:32Stop.
16:33Stop.
16:34Stop it.
16:35Sorry, Crypties Dan.
16:36Full respect.
16:37I can't do this.
16:38I'm tired of being scheduled and sponsored and streamed.
16:43I've had enough.
16:44You know, and I can't ignore the fact that I'm completely incompatible with my fiance.
16:49You know what I want to do?
16:50Yeah, I want to go swimming.
16:51Yeah, but I can't because I'm terrified of fucking water since I became disabled.
16:57Is that the content you want?
16:59Huh?
17:00Because this whole head-do and sponsored wedding is so fucking lame.
17:05Oh, no.
17:07What?
17:08Okay, I'm confused.
17:09I want to do it all with you.
17:12Especially the mess.
17:14Mess?
17:14Okay, now I'm getting mixed signals.
17:17Fuck.
17:17Joe, are you there?
17:19Joe!
17:21Joe, I need to talk to you.
17:23This is definitely the best one.
17:26Oh.
17:26Jane.
17:27Fuck.
17:27Maybe it was that one.
17:29Jane.
17:30What?
17:31I'm ready.
17:32To sell the house.
17:35Oh.
17:38Oh, wow.
17:40Okay.
17:43And I want to say sorry for holding on.
17:48I think I just needed to, you know, let go in stages.
17:58Yeah, I mean, it's funny.
17:59I mean, I've been waiting for this moment for years, but now it's actually here.
18:03I feel a bit.
18:14We will always be family.
18:19Do you want me to get off?
18:20I'm sorry.
18:22You know, and I really, honestly, couldn't be more happy for you than Freya.
18:28I know.
18:32To the future.
18:34To my sequel, ballsack.
18:37I need to pee, and I need to say this.
18:40I think maybe actually I've just been scared that I wouldn't find anyone else.
18:43Which is essentially internalized ableism, right?
18:45And probably not the best reason to be getting married.
18:47Maybe we should talk somewhere else.
18:48I hate how everyone acts.
18:50Like, I'm so lucky to have him, you know?
18:53Like, it's infantilizing.
18:55I don't need to be taken care of.
18:58I want to fuck in Paris.
19:00Freya, Freya, as your PA of Honor, I've watched you and Abe very closely, and that's love, man.
19:09Also, if you ever need a surrogate, I do sincerely hope it's me.
19:12Oh, too far, Ty.
19:13Fair enough.
19:17My God.
19:18I need to talk to Abe.
19:19Yeah, I have to tell him to come here.
19:21What, here?
19:22Now?
19:22Yeah, here.
19:23Now.
19:25Okay.
19:25Um.
19:27The condom company.
19:28Yeah?
19:29Pulled out.
19:29For God's sake.
19:30Well, of course, they were going to pull out.
19:31Well, not like that, but do you know what I mean?
19:32Well, I think I'm going to have a panic attack.
19:34Absolute nightmare.
19:35Oh, Olivia.
19:36Olivia.
19:37I think I've finally found my voice.
19:39Well, no, you're not finding your voice, darling, because our sponsors have pulled out, haven't they?
19:43In your impassioned speech...
19:46But I was just being honest.
19:48You called the entire sponsored wedding lame, lame, on camera.
19:53The online disabled community, they are currently dragging you.
19:56Yeah.
19:57For being grossly ableist.
19:58You're trending in a bad way.
20:01They're dragging your ass.
20:02You're cancelled.
20:03Rip.
20:04RIP, she means.
20:05Fuck, I never say that.
20:07I never say that.
20:08You did say it, didn't you?
20:09You did, you said it, didn't you?
20:11Yeah, so we have to send a big fat apology.
20:13Yeah.
20:14We've got to live stream it.
20:15Yeah.
20:15A big donation.
20:17Children in need, we're thinking.
20:19Patsy bear.
20:19Might work.
20:21Suck on that, you're going to need it.
20:22Okay.
20:23Levi?
20:23Gosh, these women only identifying spaces are incredible.
20:26I mean, they're huge.
20:27Levi!
20:27Sorry, sorry.
20:28I love you two.
20:31Um.
20:33I feel like maybe we're not good for each other.
20:35Maybe we're, maybe we're too fucked up.
20:38Yes, maybe.
20:40But also, maybe, what if we are the type of fucked up that fits?
20:47Because every time I'm with you, I feel a little bit less broken.
20:51And I also feel consistently turned on.
20:58I'm just trying to get my life together, and I need someone that you can rely on.
21:05Yeah.
21:06Exactly.
21:06Me too.
21:06Um, we both need each other, so why don't you just for once, please, please, please just stay.
21:32I just see Ty straddling a half-naked man using a wheelchair.
21:37I thought this was a spa day.
21:44I thought this was a spa day.
22:08I don't know.
22:09I don't know.
22:11I don't know.
22:12I don't know.
22:12But I have to be grateful for every single opportunity just because I'm a wheelchair user.
22:15I want to fuck in Paris with you.
22:20Okay.
22:22Unexpected turn.
22:23Not unwelcome.
22:25But I think maybe this wedding is just happening too fast.
22:29Hmm.
22:31I'm more than happy to postpone it.
22:33Certainly happy to lose the sponsorship, you know.
22:38I just want to marry you.
22:40Properly.
22:44Told Jane I was ready to sell the house.
22:47But really.
22:49Yeah.
22:51Thought we could find ourselves a nice little new build.
22:56You know?
22:57Fully accessible.
22:58You wouldn't have to worry about anything.
23:03I just want to take care of you.
23:10But I don't want that.
23:15Actually, I think, um...
23:20Maybe I just need a bit of time.
23:22Yeah.
23:22Well, we'll postpone.
23:25Time from us.
23:32Sorry, that's not what I was expecting to say.
23:35I...
23:36I love you.
23:37I love you so much.
23:39It's just been a really...
23:41Weird time and, uh...
23:43I don't know...
23:43It's okay.
23:44It's okay.
23:46I'm sorry.
23:50I'm so...
23:50You take your time.
23:54Are you okay?
24:14I think I just broke up with Abe.
24:24I'm...
24:24Shit.
24:26I'm so sorry.
24:28How did he take it?
24:29I know.
24:31Mature and lovingly, which made it even worse.
24:36I'm so sorry.
24:38Hey, listen.
24:40I'm here.
24:42Don't worry.
24:43We got this.
24:45Together.
24:46Oh, please.
24:49I never needed you.
24:50Gross.
24:53Not even a little.
24:54Good.
24:56I definitely don't need you.
25:05Can I get your help with something?
25:08Yeah.
25:10It's European air, I swear it does.
25:18Randomly, I'm grateful for, grateful for all the night.
25:24Solemn nightwalker.
25:28Concrete over water.
25:35I think you remind me of the night, but also of the day.
25:44I think of Italy, Chappelle.
25:49I think of Spain.
25:58I think of flavor.
26:06It's not until now.
26:11No, no, no.
26:12No, no.
26:12No, no.
26:13No, no.
26:13No, no, no.
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