00:01Man, that was fucking dope.
00:03That was a blast.
00:04Yeah.
00:06So who's ready for the final chapter?
00:08Yeah, I'm looking forward to it.
00:12What are you, cold?
00:13Well, I will be outside.
00:17Outside? Outside? What are you even talking about?
00:20We got a whole nother fucking two hour epic to get through before you gotta think about that.
00:23John, you cannot be serious. We just watched two movies.
00:26I don't feel like watching a third in one night.
00:28Why not?
00:28Dude, it is 3 a.m.
00:31We finished the next one at 5 a.m. and I have to go home and sleep. I work tomorrow
00:34morning.
00:35That's very responsible of you, Harper.
00:36Thank you, Ian.
00:37Oh, come on, Ian. You're on his side now?
00:39Dude, if you wanna watch it so badly tonight, we can watch it just the two of us and then
00:43rewatch it again with him tomorrow.
00:45No, we can't! If we watch it without him, we'd be excluding him.
00:48That's why we'd watch it again with him tomorrow.
00:50You wanna watch the same movie twice in a row?
00:52You watched The Shawshank Redemption five times in one week in 11th grade.
00:56That was different. We were watching it in English class. We were watching it too slow. And so every single
01:02time we started watching it in English class, we'd stop and then I'd have to go home and then I'd
01:06want to finish it because we were left off in a weird part to, like, leave it off. I... That
01:11was different.
01:12My point still stands.
01:13Actually, I would prefer if you guys waited to watch it with me. I would feel excluded.
01:16So now you suggested we're gonna wait to watch it until tomorrow night too?
01:21What are you nuts?
01:22What's wrong with that?
01:23We've already got a flow going here! We just watched one and two! It feels natural to wrap it up
01:28with three!
01:28If we wait until tomorrow, we'll throw the...
01:32If we wait until tomorrow, we'll throw the whole flow of the marathon off!
01:37What are you nuts?
01:38That is such a non-issue.
01:39What do you mean?
01:40Sequels like this are just a continuation of the exact same story. It'd be like pausing a movie one day
01:45and picking it up the next!
01:47I do that all the time.
01:48That's why I run Movie Night, Ian!
01:50Dude, what does it matter?
01:51You signed a contract!
01:52I didn't sign anything.
01:54It was a verbal contract.
01:57Harper, we're watching the zombie outbreak movies tonight. You in?
02:01Sure.
02:02Yes.
02:02How is that a contract that holds me to watching all three in one night?
02:06It was implied!
02:07An implied contract?
02:09Exactly! It was part of the social contract!
02:11How many contracts are involved here, exactly?
02:14Don't get smart with me. Take that jacket off and sit down on the fucking ground.
02:17No, man! It wasn't a legally binding contract, so I'm gonna go, huh?
02:21I'll shoot Ian!
02:22This is a prop gun.
02:22No, it's real!
02:23We bought this for film class.
02:24Yeah, I bought a real gun for film class!
02:26It's made of foam.
02:27No, it's an illusion!
02:29What does that even mean?
02:30It means it's a real gun, but you can't tell right away.
02:32Give it up, man. Harper doesn't even believe you.
02:34Put the gun down, John!
02:36Well, that last action from Harper kinda contradicts what I just said.
02:40You don't have to do this!
02:41Yes, I do, Harper. The sanctity of a good triple feature is very important to me.
02:45Important enough to kill your best friend?
02:47Yes.
02:47Really?
02:48Yes.
02:49Dude...
02:49Put the gun down!
02:51Only if you stay and watch Zombie Outbreak 3 with us.
02:54I can't! I have work tomorrow!
02:56Bullshit! You just hate me.
02:57John, shut up. You're just overthinking it now.
03:00You hate me, you hate my movies, you hate my casserole!
03:03That's not true. He loves your casserole.
03:07Really?
03:07Yeah, I like your pasta to tuna ratio.
03:10Well, whatever. You hate me and my movies and that's enough for me to shoot.
03:13It's a fake gun.
03:14Well, then I'll just have to shoot, too.
03:16That's a fake gun, too.
03:18Yeah!
03:19Yeah!
03:20Yeah!
03:21Yeah!
03:22Okay, fine. You can go.
03:24Okay, cool. I'll see you next tomorrow.
03:29Do you guys have to do that every time?
03:31I'll get him to stay for a triple feature one day.
03:34Maybe we can just start watching movies earlier next time.
03:38Or, I could get a real gun.
03:41Maybe we can start watching movies earlier next time.
03:48Or, I could get a real gun.
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