00:03He's always fucking late.
00:09Why is your camera off?
00:12The King Nathan shall now be in council with the Lord Nathan!
00:21You're shitting me, right?
00:22What do you want to death now mean?
00:24This is precisely how I've always intoned.
00:26This is you.
00:30Toilet Riz.
00:31No peasant would ever say that.
00:32No peasant would ever say that.
00:35That is because I am no peasant.
00:36I am a king.
00:38Bring in the jester.
00:40There's a Febreze ad.
00:43Febreze.
00:44Your home is your happy place.
00:46Until you come back to bad odors.
00:51Faster.
00:52Lower.
00:55Really, really.
00:59Seize him.
01:03What even was the point of that?
01:05Every king needs a jester.
01:08I don't mean the jester.
01:09I mean whatever it is that you're doing right now.
01:13Quite.
01:17Really.
01:19Nitten.
01:19It seems a dragon has hit the castle spire.
01:25It scales a golden yet shattered with the blood of many of the king's own denizens.
01:30The destruction has begun to reach the market square.
01:33Mason.
01:33But the area has already suffered.
01:36We must act swiftly to share for whoever still lives.
01:38Mason.
01:39Quickly.
01:40Grab your blade.
01:41Mason.
01:43What?
01:44You do this every time.
01:45First you were a pirate.
01:46Then you were a Mormon.
01:47Then Doctor Who.
01:48Then you told me about the intricate first person plight of a butt plug.
01:51I feel like you didn't like that one.
01:52That's not the point.
01:53You're a master deflector and we're here to talk about your wedding plans.
01:57Wedding plans.
01:59Shmetting plans.
02:00Turn your camera on.
02:01No.
02:01Turn your camera on or else.
02:03Or else what?
02:04No.
02:05I'll turn that camera on.
02:07I'll turn it on.
02:07That's what I thought.
02:13Why are you a skeleton?
02:14To play!
02:15Shut up.
02:15Okay.
02:16Why are you a skeleton?
02:18Wizard.
02:18A wizard?
02:19Yes!
02:19From the neighboring kingdom!
02:32You lied.
02:33No.
02:33I really am a skeleton.
02:35How?
02:35It really was a wizard.
02:37I'm gonna hang up again.
02:38No!
02:39I'm being so for real.
02:40How did you meet a wizard?
02:41He's my neighbor.
02:43And a complete dick.
02:44I thought your neighbor collected antiques.
02:46I thought he had them the whole time.
02:48Why don't you call your HOA president?
02:50He is the HOA president.
02:52He was here when the homes were built.
02:53Of course he's the HOA president.
02:55Why did he turn you into a skeleton then?
02:57Apparently my house ain't got feng shui.
02:59The wizard said your house ain't got feng shui?
03:03His words, not mine.
03:04My house has tons of flow.
03:06Yeah, heaps of flow.
03:07I live in an ocean of flow.
03:09He just can't comprehend the amount of flow your house has.
03:12My house has so much flow, there's an undercurrent that kills 12 people a year.
03:16Yeah, and I help bury the bodies.
03:18Yeah, that reminds me of the wedding's office.
03:20Again?
03:20You're touching my skiddy.
03:22They always touching my skiddy.
03:24I'm on my way over.
03:25Bet.
03:32Stop squeaking.
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