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00:17I remember when Rock was young, me and Tildy had so much fun.
00:23Sorry, we went to the wrong crop tour!
00:25Yep, so those Mrs Swedish Backpackers did our boat tour, then they left and they got wolf's boat, probably.
00:30Yeah, we'll just wait for these late comers.
00:33Right, Leon, do I have a seat?
00:36It's Leon.
00:37Yeah, what's wrong, babe?
00:38Welcome to Don Darrell's Best Best Jumpin' Croc Tours.
00:42I'm Amber, Don's daughter.
00:44My husband, Grant, is a skipper.
00:45And my little brother with the pole is called Troy.
00:47Isn't that right, Troy?
00:48Yeah.
00:48Yeah, alright, so safety stuff.
00:51Hands and feet inside the boat at all times.
00:53Any questions?
00:55Yeah.
00:55Who are the traditional owners here?
00:56Yeah, so my dad started Best Best back in the late 70s.
01:00Which is way before fucking Jason Wade's fucking land of Crocs.
01:03Way before, right?
01:05Okay?
01:06Alright, bud.
01:07Let's go!
01:11Now, a lot of people say if you're getting attacked by a croc, you want to gouge out its
01:16eyes.
01:16But what are they being, Troy?
01:18Naive.
01:18That's right, they're being naive.
01:20As my dad Don always says, if you're getting attacked by a croc, you're not surviving,
01:25you're dying.
01:27Okay.
01:28Look over here, you'll see your first croc.
01:31Old scrubber.
01:32See?
01:33Can you all see that?
01:34Can you see that?
01:35There is.
01:35Everyone can see that.
01:36Good.
01:36No refunds.
01:38Troy, pole.
01:45Let's see if she's going to give us a show here today.
01:52That's it.
01:53Cheers, honey.
01:54Alright.
01:57Now, you might be thinking, fuck me, that's a big croc.
02:00But it's not.
02:01No, it's not.
02:02Old scrubber here's only three metres, because she's just a girl.
02:07Our bull croc along here is Goliath.
02:095.3 metres, teeth to tail.
02:12He's a boss, and he'll take down any male who tries to take over his territory.
02:16The border has the strongest bite balls of any living animal.
02:18The equivalent to the weight of...
02:19Fuck are those ladder crop cutters doing now?
02:21Aye!
02:22You what?
02:22You rack up!
02:23The border is the big white cross!
02:26Bullshit in this, bud!
02:28Ram them, boys.
02:29Ram them!
02:34You look like a shaved dick!
02:37Never!
02:38What?
02:40Holy shit!
02:42Which bull is it?
02:43Is it Goliath?
02:44Use a pole, Troy!
02:45Slip him!
02:45Fuck it!
02:46Slip him!
02:47C'mon!
02:47Give him a big one!
02:48It's not the wrong one!
02:50Fuck!
02:50Wait!
02:51Troy!
02:53What the fuck's that?
02:54It's a bit?
03:00AHHHH!
03:01Do, do, do, push pineapple shake the tree
03:04Do, do, do, push pineapple shake the tree
03:09Sorry, come on!
03:10I'm glad I'm too glad!
03:12I can't, I can't, Alan!
03:16Alan!
03:17Right, Eddie, don't get in there!
03:19Go on!
03:20I was getting out, Eddie!
03:21That new superintendent, our police attitude,
03:25what's his name?
03:25Paul Coulton.
03:26Macaulay Coulton, yeah.
03:27He just called.
03:28He said we could talk about Bushy's head aid.
03:30Come on, break the surface tension.
03:31Oh, I'm a slip shrink.
03:35All right, here's the plan.
03:36OK, we go into HQ and we go,
03:38Oi, listen up, cunts.
03:39Bushy's death was sus as fuck, OK?
03:41We reckon he was definitely investigating something
03:44and that's what got him killed.
03:45And there we go, you lot have obviously been too busy
03:48sitting around licking your own fucking dickholes
03:50to see what's been happening here,
03:51so you need a toodle fuck and let us run the case.
03:54Capisce? Or comprende?
03:56Let's give those lazy cats a rass.
03:59Oh, for sake, Colise.
04:01Liquid gold.
04:02I didn't think that you were doing what you ended up doing.
04:05I didn't know you were going to dance.
04:06Can you tell me if my ponytail is straight?
04:08Straight as it can get for a little bit of you to dance.
04:11Look, there's no easy way to say this,
04:12but Detective Bushman committed suicide.
04:15The bullet they found in his skull matched ballistics
04:17which confirmed that it was discharged from his own service weapon.
04:21I am terribly sorry.
04:23Now.
04:25Now.
04:26Someone's got the wrong end of the deep with that one.
04:30Well, the brief from Bushy's psychologist
04:32also said that he was struggling with depression,
04:36hypertension, complex PTSD, suicidal ideation.
04:41Yeah, but that's just cop stuff.
04:43If everyone talks about blowing their brains out after a few beers,
04:46it's just a regular Friday night, isn't it?
04:50There was also a note.
04:52Yeah, his wife Holly found it when she was packing up the home.
04:55Um, you'll mention Detective Redford.
04:58Uh, look, I know how rough this is.
05:03I went through the same thing with my police partner ten years ago
05:06and I did not cope and I started drinking.
05:09I got heavily into capoeira.
05:10You know what, that's probably, um, that's probably just a note from some other time, I think.
05:14There was another time?
05:15Well, no, he's, uh, he's dated it and initialed it.
05:17So, it's quite thorough, really.
05:19You know what, I'm just going to take this and, um, and give it a read to Colby.
05:23All right, would you like some comforts?
05:24No, no, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine, I can read now, sir.
05:28Oh, look, we can offer the detective counselling or leave a support dog, a therapy puppet.
05:34Well, HR's really pushing the puppets at the moment,
05:36it's just probably less training, that's all.
05:38Well, folks, the dry season's over and the rains are coming,
05:42so that means it's time for our build-up sales.
05:45We've got tankinis, monokinis, cutouts, bochinis,
05:49we've got a lot of ice cream stuff.
06:08So, um, so you and your husband...
06:11Uh, my wife.
06:12Oh, right, yeah, no, that's good, too.
06:15Better, actually.
06:16You know, I voted yes.
06:17So, now the Bushman case has been, uh, resolved,
06:21will you be heading back to Tassie?
06:22Uh, no plans to go back, no.
06:26No, I was considering a lateral transfer.
06:30I could pivot to the missing Swedish backpacker's case.
06:34Oh, um, yeah, well,
06:36Detective Blunt's leading task force, Amar.
06:39Okay, all right.
06:40Well, I've tried suggesting people through his team before,
06:43and I think Blunt's commitment to diversity
06:45only stretches as far as a bloke who wears contact lenses.
06:47Right, right.
06:48Yeah, so, uh, backpacker team's a such shop, unfortunately.
06:52Uh-huh.
06:53Still, Darwin's worth the trip, isn't it?
06:55You know, incredible beaches.
06:57Well, not for the swimming, obviously,
06:59with the Crocs and the jellyfish
07:00and the undettonated World War II bombs.
07:02Yeah, but these waterfalls, they're spectacular.
07:23Well, she took his own life.
07:24Yes, he did.
07:25Oh, that's awful. How's Eddie?
07:27Got any King Pythons?
07:29Only in jumbo packets.
07:30Fuck!
07:31Does she have any family here?
07:33Like a support network?
07:35No.
07:35Uh, we saw Holly,
07:37and she handed Eddie that box of bushy stuff
07:39and said she never wanted to hear from anyone
07:41in Territory Police ever again.
07:42Well, I'm glad Eddie's been off for counselling.
07:44She needs a therapist.
07:45Maybe someone who specialises in ADHD and young boys.
07:47Did you want to enter the competition
07:48for Jason Ways' Big Barrow Bashnanza?
07:50The Golden Barrow's 200k this year.
07:52No.
07:55Or you can sign up for the Bashnanza raffle
07:56and win a jet ski.
07:57It's got a swim platform
07:59and a cover and stuff and whatever.
08:01All right, hand it over.
08:03Okay, so what's the plan now?
08:05We have noodles and...
08:06No, no, the plan plan,
08:08besides going to a waterfall.
08:09Oh, um, I hear ASIO's hiring...
08:11No, not work, sexy life.
08:14Let's drive around Australia.
08:15Fern is with her grandmas in Sydney
08:17and I've left all my book clubs.
08:18Come on, we're rich, unemployed lesbians.
08:20It's either a road trip or we run for parliament
08:22and I could get into surfing
08:23and you could get into something weather-y.
08:26You could be like a storm chaser like Helen Hunt.
08:29You love the weather
08:30and I could get some of those rubber boots
08:32so you don't get electrocuted.
08:33Kath, I'm feeling with my feelings that...
08:37Yeah, okay.
08:38Yeah, I need to...
08:39The rubber boots can wait.
08:40Yes.
08:40Can't they?
08:40Yeah.
08:41Because we need to focus on what's important right now
08:42and that is Eddie, isn't it?
08:44Yes.
08:45She needs our love and our support
08:47and a float and a waterfall.
08:49It's only a little bit crocky.
08:51What's a little bit crocky?
08:53Yeah, sign us up to win a jet ski.
08:55Okay.
08:56Yeah.
08:56We've just got to beat a bloke called Lloyd Reynolds
08:58who entered 48 times in a row.
09:01Uh, Eddie...
09:02Yeah, look, I owe you too so sorry.
09:04You know, for making you put your life on hold
09:07and for dragging you all the way up here.
09:09It's fine.
09:09Collins, I'm sorry the Bushy's investigation was a bust
09:12and now you're up here in Darwin for no good reason
09:14and, you know, you look like shit all the time
09:16because of the humidity.
09:18Oh, her hair cool routine just needs tweaking.
09:21Anyway, I'm going to piss off
09:23while you go back to your gay marriage.
09:25What?
09:26You're going?
09:26Yeah, yeah.
09:27I've got plenty of stuff to get onto.
09:28You've got this bag of snakes.
09:29About to win a jet ski, so that'll keep me busy.
09:31Anyway, point is, this is the end.
09:33The end of the Frenchie.
09:35Oi, Alira.
09:36Which way's the desert?
09:40Righto.
09:41Cheer up.
09:43Eddie, wait.
09:44Nah, you all right?
09:45Dulcy, do something.
09:46I'll get my sports bars from the sleepy nook in the camper.
09:48Uh, Detective Dulcy Collins.
09:49Cat, you got the keys?
09:50No, Dulcy's got them.
09:52Oh, Superintendent Culkin.
09:53Eddie, just wait.
09:53We can talk about this.
09:54We're at a petrol station in...
09:57Dick's River.
09:58Dick's River.
09:59Oh, no, no, Dirk's River.
10:00Uh, Dirk, no, Dirk's River.
10:01There's no Dick's.
10:02It's not, uh, uh, how can I help you?
10:05How can we help?
10:07Oh, my gosh.
10:13Oh, my gosh.
10:15Oh, my gosh.
10:17Oh, my gosh.
10:17Oh, my gosh.
10:21Yeah, we're from Melbourne.
10:23We're just...
10:23Oh, my gosh.
10:27All right.
10:29Does Barracruit get many body parts lodged inside dead reptiles?
10:33Who am I supposed to fucking know?
10:34Do you think it's male or female?
10:36I don't know how this croc identified.
10:37Oh, don't be smart.
10:38You made the arm.
10:40I know what you meant.
10:41Someone to get dragged into your fucking who, what, when, where, who bullshit.
10:45I put the police tape up.
10:46Stopped a grey nomad from taking a picture of the arm on her iPad.
10:48I've done plenty.
10:49Okay?
10:50Come on, let's go.
10:51Look, if we run fast enough, we can catch up with Catherine the Waterfall.
10:54No, Superintendent Culkin asked us to assist the local senior sergeant until homicide.
10:57Yeah, don't make that face.
10:58Well, he is not my boss.
10:59Oh.
11:00And neither are you.
11:00So, stiff clitties.
11:01Stiff clitties.
11:02Oh, lovely.
11:03Possies crack with this.
11:04I want to work with you lot.
11:05Oh, hey.
11:06I've got to go piss.
11:07No.
11:08You just went.
11:09I've got UTI, okay?
11:10It's like fire ants in my aretha.
11:11Oi, listen.
11:13You cops are just fuck off.
11:14We've got a tour coming through here in 45 and I'm not cancelling.
11:17I've already had to refund that mouth from Melbourne because Leon vumbed on her shoes.
11:20$55.
11:21Well, no, no.
11:22We will not leave, ma'am, because this is a crime scene.
11:25This is not a crime scene.
11:26This is my private property.
11:27How dare you?
11:29Luke, what the fuck are you doing here?
11:32I'm not here.
11:33I'm not me, so.
11:34You think I wouldn't recognise you coming in here behind those blood shit polarised lintens?
11:37Hey, Andre.
11:38Sorry, what is happening here?
11:39You need to fuck off.
11:40She's barred from here.
11:41Okay?
11:41My dad barred her from here.
11:42Pat, Pat, she's barred from here.
11:44Eddie.
11:45It's not on, Pat.
11:46Get her out.
11:47I don't recognise you.
11:48Welcome home.
11:49What do you mean welcome home?
11:50Home as in home, home.
11:52You're from Barracruz.
11:53No, no, no.
11:53Remember the last time I saw you?
11:55You probably don't.
11:56Rolling drunk she was.
11:57Okay, yeah.
11:58Out on the highway, some dog.
11:59Having a fight with a tree.
12:01How long you home from?
12:02I'm not home, okay?
12:03I hate this fucking town.
12:04I hope it slides into the river next time it fucking rains.
12:07Well, piss off then.
12:08Before Dad comes back and you become the fucking crime scene.
12:10Oh, great.
12:11Look, the Jill Squad is right.
12:12That's perfect for you, Pat.
12:13It's been lovely.
12:14Good luck with your life.
12:15Have a great one.
12:16And Amber, you can suck a fuck.
12:19Colin, I've met you in the car park.
12:20I'm calling Kat.
12:21Who's this?
12:22It's not with Dirk Smithy, boys.
12:24That's Detective Blunt.
12:25He's on the backpacker case.
12:28What's he doing here?
12:29All right, clear the scene.
12:31We've got it from here.
12:37Range some rock.
12:38Get them to cut the rock open.
12:39There'll be more inside.
12:43What size are these tiny girl gloves, Steve?
12:45Small to medium.
12:46Fucking small to medium.
12:47Fuck.
12:47Steve, you got that photo?
12:49All right.
12:52Yep, I called it.
12:53The arm's got the same tattoo.
12:54See?
12:55Both lavender.
12:56That's her flower tattoo.
12:57It's Abba.
12:57It's Abba's arm.
12:58Swedish girls got eaten.
12:59They got eaten by crocs.
13:00100%.
13:00100%.
13:00Put that on ice.
13:01Send it to the fiancé.
13:03Where's my phone?
13:03I'm calling the senator.
13:05Hello, mate.
13:05Yes.
13:06As suspected.
13:07Yeah.
13:07Sorry, can I...
13:08Shit news.
13:08Can I just...
13:09I'll tell you what.
13:09If you call for that croc, Carl Senator, I'm going to back you 200%, mate.
13:12Yeah, you have my...
13:13Hang on, Russ.
13:14Sorry.
13:14I've got a tourist here.
13:16Oh.
13:16This is a crime scene.
13:17Yes, I know.
13:18I'm Detective Collins.
13:19Superintendent Culkin called me into assist.
13:21That pinko greenie.
13:22Of course he fucking did.
13:24Senator, sorry.
13:24Can I call you back, mate?
13:26So you think that the arm belongs to one of the Swedish backpackers?
13:29No, I don't think.
13:30I know.
13:31Right.
13:32Yes, right.
13:33Well, I worked as a detective for 15 years, and I just completed five years in Tasmania,
13:38so if an extra pair of hands is needed to figure out the victim's last movements, I can...
13:43Hang on, did you say Tasmania?
13:44Yes.
13:45What's your name again?
13:45Dulcie Collins.
13:47You're that dead lake bird.
13:48You know you're the talk of the group chat.
13:50How you fucked up an investigation so royally, you got three innocent men killed.
13:55One of them was a serial killer, actually.
13:58Yeah, well, look, thanks for the offer, but I don't need any help.
14:00You know, particularly from Nancy Drew's fucking stretched out attic twin.
14:03Have a good one.
14:05Okay, boys, we've got to do this presser.
14:06What do you reckon, aviages on or off?
14:08Yeah, I reckon on.
14:10I reckon on.
14:11Yeah, 100%.
14:11Yeah, 100%.
14:14100%.
14:18So which rock was it then, Nick?
14:20I don't know which one it is, Isaac.
14:21It's too busted up.
14:22Is it a bull from another part of the river?
14:24Like Wopper from Dirk's River?
14:25Or Cyclops?
14:26Or Dunker?
14:27Working in that nightclub busted your ear bones, cuz I already said I don't know.
14:31Whoever he is, he's fucking massive.
14:32Maybe it was Mega Man.
14:33Oh, my God, shut up!
14:36Oh, my God.
14:38Ah, lovely.
14:44Eddie.
14:45And this is about me not telling you I was from here.
14:48Fuck me.
14:49What?
14:50Not even three hours in this rat hole has already taken its toll, haven't you, Collins?
14:53Yeah.
14:53You look like the bones are our students.
14:54Nothing happened.
14:55Drink water.
14:56Sorry I'm late.
14:57I got caught talking to lesbians.
14:58There were so many of them and they were all so beautiful.
15:02Waterfalls.
15:02I mean.
15:03There were only two confirmed lesbians and they were both very sunburnt.
15:06Okay.
15:06All right, Kath, let's get out of here.
15:08There's a seat at the Darwin Ski Club with my house's name on it.
15:10Oh, no, no.
15:11We can't drive anywhere.
15:12The camper van company said we're not allowed to drive on the highway after dark,
15:15because of the buffaloes, but I've booked us into the Barra Creek Caravan Park for the
15:20night.
15:20Fuck!
15:22What?
15:22Have you stayed there before?
15:24Are the toilets bad?
15:26Yeah.
15:45But first, a sad update in the search for the missing Swedish backpackers, with lead
15:50detective Michael Blunt addressing media earlier this evening.
15:53We believe that Swedish backpacker Ebber Erling was the victim of a croc attack.
15:57We also believe that it's only a matter of time before we recover the remains of one
16:01Astrid Arlberg.
16:02It's pretty clear that Ebber went into the water at Crossley's Crossing at some time, probably
16:06having a skinny dip.
16:07Yeah, and she's been taken by a bull croc.
16:09And then that bull croc has choked on her arm and floated upstream to Barra Creek where
16:13it was discovered.
16:13We need to start culling the bastards.
16:16The Swedes?
16:17No, not the bloody Swedes, Rabbit.
16:20The bloody crocs.
16:21They've taken over.
16:22They'll be walking on land next.
16:24Okay, my love.
16:26Is Eddie joining us?
16:27I've got us the emu and kangaroo sausages.
16:28They're the house special.
16:29Okay, so the pub has new owners, Lynn and Mary.
16:32Both straight for now, but life's long, isn't it?
16:34It is.
16:36Is that Eddie?
16:37Oh, my God.
16:37Look at her.
16:38Look at her little top knot dolls.
16:40Oh.
16:41I know she doesn't have any family in town.
16:43Is there anyone she wants to catch up with while we're here?
16:45We could throw a barbecue.
16:46We just need a barbecue.
16:48Actually, I'm going to buy us a barbecue.
16:49Is that the backpackers?
16:51Yeah, Lynn said they weren't here.
16:55I wonder where Eddie's got to.
17:14G'day, everyone.
17:15So, Mary and I have decided that bingo will go ahead tonight, but now it'll be in Astrid and Ebbers'
17:21honour.
17:21Which is nice.
17:22No-one likes your effin' bingo.
17:24Well, take a bingo sheet out of respect for the dead bird.
17:26Well, Lynn won't be driving you to dialysis next week.
17:29What are you doing?
17:31Ah, nothing.
17:32That's a...
17:33That's a train.
17:36If that's a train, you need an MRI.
17:38It looks like an arm.
17:40Dals, what's going on?
17:41I promise I won't freak out.
17:42I'm doing so much work on myself at the moment I've basically evolved into a cosmic head.
17:46Well, Kath, Blunt made an ID on the arm today without any forensics input.
17:53It's based on a tattoo on an arm that had been used as a reptile's chew toy.
17:58Do you think it's Ebbers' tattoo?
18:00Ah, I don't know.
18:01I don't know.
18:01But it's frustrating.
18:02I don't have access to the crime scene photos because I'm not working the case.
18:06You see, Blunt said that the backpackers were last seen at Crossley's Crossing.
18:09But look at that mural over there.
18:11How did the arm travel to Barrow Creek?
18:13We're 50 kilometres upstream.
18:14Last call for bingo!
18:16Kath, what if the arm doesn't belong to Ebbers?
18:18What if Blunt's got this ID wrong?
18:21Those missing women could still be out there, and that's to say nothing of the actual person
18:26whose arm was found today.
18:27What about them?
18:28The way this is being investigated is just not right.
18:31Do you remember what I said in our marriage, Fels?
18:33Yes, I do remember because all four of our parents were there.
18:36I said your sense of justice is my favourite thing about you, aside from your perfect clit.
18:41Yeah, and then a month later my dad died.
18:43Yeah, look, if you think there's something wrong here, you need to go for it.
18:47We'll just keep checking in, okay?
18:50Ah, before I get on the bingo balls, we'll have a minute's silence for Astrid and Ebber.
18:57I'll use the timer on my phone.
18:59Okay, and go.
19:11Oh, sorry, my bad, Dad.
19:39Eddie!
19:44Collins, what are you doing?
19:46I'm running to you.
19:48Why are you so fucking slow?
19:50Oh, Christ.
19:52I'm overheating.
19:53I am like a computer on a lap.
19:56How does anyone move up here?
19:58The air is thicker than clag.
20:01Listen, Blunt has made the wrong ID on that arm.
20:05I can feel it.
20:06No, no.
20:07What you're feeling is a very, very bad case of tit thrush.
20:10No, that, okay, well, that was not Kath's story to tell.
20:12I saw the cream.
20:13No, well, the fungal infection under my breasts is totally irrelevant right now.
20:16Look.
20:16Ah.
20:17Look, the tattoos don't match.
20:19Ebber's tattoo is lavender and violet and the victim's tattoo is, I mean, I don't know exactly
20:24what that is, but I think there's legs involved.
20:25But the point is, the arm from the river isn't Ebber's.
20:29I think we've got a John Doe on our hands.
20:31No, I don't have anything on my hands.
20:33Yeah?
20:33Some random wants to go for a swim in a river filled with reptilian death puppies.
20:37Okay, right, well, I am sending you the photo.
20:38No!
20:39No, I'm sending it.
20:40Don't send me.
20:40I am sending you the photo.
20:42And there, it's sent.
20:45Was that your phone?
20:47Oh, well, that was very silly, Eddie.
20:49That was just a silly, silly thing to do.
20:51How are you going to make calls now?
20:52I don't care.
20:53I'm not going to make a fucking call.
20:54I won't make a call ever again in my whole fucking life.
20:56This is going on.
20:57Good.
20:59Right.
21:01I understand not...
21:05Look, I understand not wanting to spend time in your hometown.
21:10I grew up in Canberra, and I didn't have many friends either.
21:14I had many friends.
21:15Mostly because of our 8pm curfew, and we prayed a lot, but we can't walk away from this.
21:21Guys, watch me.
21:23I'll make a fucking jaunty for you.
21:27Eddie.
21:28Do you see me walk away?
21:30This community deserves answers.
21:33Mate, there is no community in Barra Creek, okay?
21:36A full arm showed up.
21:38But did anybody report a missing person?
21:40No.
21:40No one in this town gives a shit about anything or anyone.
21:44Okay, fine.
21:45That's fine, Eddie.
21:45You go back to Darwin.
21:47You drink your coat.
21:48Hoon around on your new jet ski.
21:49Oh, yeah, hoon around on your new jet ski that you will absolutely not win.
21:53But I am staying here, because I owe it to this John Doe to at least try and ID them.
21:58So, what else am I going to do?
21:59I'm going to go to Alice Springs.
22:01It is a lesbian social worker vortex.
22:03It will suck caffeine and never let her go.
22:10Your ear stuff with big fat balls.
22:12I told you to fuck off.
22:13I'm going home tomorrow, Amber, okay?
22:15So you can fucking fuck off.
22:16From Dad's best, best billboard right down to the drowsy driver roadside trivia site.
22:20This is my family's.
22:22Barra Creek is Darrell country.
22:23And you're not welcome after what you did.
22:25Ugh.
22:25I didn't fucking do anything.
22:27You put a croc in Dad's ute.
22:28Oh, come on.
22:29It was a one metre freshy, okay?
22:31That was croc justice.
22:32And it wasn't even big enough to bite his hand.
22:34And you know what?
22:34He deserved it after what he did.
22:36What did he do?
22:37Don't worry about it.
22:38You tried to kill him.
22:39Don fucking bulldozed a roadside memorial to my mum so he could widen his driveway by 70 centimetres.
22:46Yeah.
22:46So he could get the truck in to get the new shed in to put the boat in.
22:49You rat dogs.
22:50You bunch of your fucking rat dogs.
22:51Hey, 7.35am, I'm doing the daycare drop-off at Crocky Kids with a Z.
22:55When I come back through here for the iced coffees, I'd better not see you, yeah?
23:00My family run this town.
23:01What town?
23:02It's just a fucking pub, a police station, a fucking bin.
23:06Yeah, well, the joke's on your shithead, because there's a two bins now.
23:09Oh, okay, cool.
23:09Guess what else you got, too?
23:10I've got this one and this one.
23:12Fucking sit on that.
23:13Piss off.
23:13Yeah, tell God to sit on it, too.
23:15Sit on a big one, you giant piece of shit people.
23:17Leave that fucking shit car.
23:26Sorry about your mum's memorial.
23:29Why?
23:30You didn't drive over it with the Komatsu?
23:32Yeah.
23:34Is that why you didn't tell me Barra Creek was your hometown,
23:38because of your mum and putting a crocodile in that gentleman's car?
23:42Yeah, because this town is full of shit cunts like the Daryls,
23:46who just do whatever the fuck they want.
23:48Sometimes I think the only form of justice they understand is croc justice.
23:51Oh, well, we can do away with the courts, then.
23:53Hang on, shut up.
23:54Where'd you get these?
23:55Uh, um, a journo sent them to me.
23:57They were on the boat.
23:59They're the one that vomited on the passenger's sandals.
24:01They beeped it to my phone.
24:03There was a beeping sound.
24:05That's not a croc bite.
24:06What?
24:07Crocs teeth don't cut like that.
24:08They just thrash you around till you're in chunks so they can swallow you.
24:14That's been chopped off.
24:20Fuck!
24:22It's a fucking homicide!
24:25Oh, that's fucking great, isn't it?
24:27Now we're looking for a missing person and a fucking killer.
24:30Fuck!
24:31We?
24:36Yeah.
24:39Yeah, fuck this town.
24:40Fuck, fuck a lot of them.
24:41I'm like herpes.
24:42I can leave when I fucking want.
24:43So that, that, that's a, that's a yes.
24:45Yes, yes, fucking yes.
24:46Yes, you are going to say yes, yes, yes.
24:49Ow.
24:49Great, I'll call the superintendent first thing in the morning and we'll get the proper
24:53permissions.
24:54Suck job.
24:55Well, that's just standard procedure, Eddie.
24:57You're such a cop, huh?
24:58You're a cop too.
24:59Yeah, but I'm like a cool cop.
25:00So you're still sleeping in the camper with us tonight?
25:03Yeah, of course.
25:04Sleeping in my nook.
25:06That's where my bag of undies is.
25:28I guess I had for dinner.
25:30What am I?
25:31Laughful?
25:32No, Aunty Mary gave us ice cream because Mum was kind of a dead crocodile.
25:36Hello.
25:36Moss.
25:37What?
25:37Did you say you're a crocodile?
25:38Yeah, a big one.
25:40What's your mum do for a job?
25:41Is she a butcher?
25:42She's a ranger.
25:43She got me this mission shirt.
25:45Oh, that is a very good shirt.
25:47Let's go.
25:48What's that?
25:48That drawing on the billboard?
25:50Um, that, that's a rocket that is taking off into the sky.
25:55Did your mum say if she found anything else in that crocodile?
25:58Yeah.
26:01Well, what was it?
26:03Hey, kids, what was inside the crocodile?
26:14Oh, good.
26:14Oh, good.
26:15Oh, good.
26:15You can help me.
26:16Curse up the instructions for how to disconnect the sewer hose back there in German.
26:19Oh, uh, where'd you get that?
26:22This.
26:23It's my steed.
26:23It's a rental.
26:24Cost me a bomb.
26:25Okay, well, um, I spoke to the superintendent.
26:29Forensics called this morning and they confirmed that the arm belongs to a male.
26:32I still think the tattoo is of legs, maybe bird's legs, because they bend backwards.
26:37Blunt is off on a new lead.
26:38Apparently, Astrid and Ebba interacted with a man at the Dierks River service station and
26:43they're trying to locate him now.
26:44So, we have been given the green light to investigate.
26:46Good.
26:47Because I reckon the murderer fed the John Doe to their pet croc.
26:49So, we just need to disconnect this thing and if it doesn't spray effluent everywhere,
26:53we can go.
26:54Sorry, did you say pet croc?
26:56Yeah.
26:56Morning.
26:57Morning.
26:57It's hot up here.
26:58Is it?
26:59Yeah, steaming in a Bangkok laundromat.
27:03Yeah, good on you.
27:04Yeah, the croc from yesterday had no more body parts in it.
27:08Its guts were just filled with chickens.
27:10100% chickens.
27:11The point is, with a diet like that, the dead croc is probably someone's pet.
27:14What?
27:15Who would keep a crocodile as a pet?
27:17Heaps of people up here do.
27:19I know, two in Barra Creek.
27:20To what end?
27:21What do you do with a pet crocodile?
27:22You teach it to heal.
27:23Morning.
27:23Morning.
27:24Gosh, it's hot.
27:25Oh, yeah.
27:25Yeah, I can steam a dumpling in my couch.
27:27I reckon that the killer has fed the arm of the jondo to their pet croc, but then the
27:33croc has choked on it and camped it and so the killer's just dumped him in the river.
27:36So, I'm going to check on the two pet crocs, see if one is missing.
27:39If I can identify the croc from the river, then we find our killer.
27:45What?
27:46No, that is not our priority, Eddie.
27:47Forget about the croc.
27:48We need to ID our victim and what about the sewer pump, Eddie?
27:52That is a two-person job.
27:54Morning.
27:54Yes, it's hot.
27:56Sorry, Lynn.
27:56Sorry.
27:57I saved that coat of arms for you.
27:59Sorry, my what?
27:59Your house special from last night.
28:01The one you didn't eat.
28:02Oh.
28:02We named it the coat of arms because of the roux and the emu sausages.
28:26Oh.
28:29Sorry, I haven't...
28:30Hey, um, oh sorry, someone's still in here and that's accidentally locked.
28:35Hello?
28:36Are you okay?
28:41Oh my god.
29:11Alright, how's it going?
29:13Welcome to the 11am crocodile feeding experience.
29:16As you know from your socials, I am DJ Daryl, hashtag croc god.
29:21And our pet king is in that pool behind me, was caught by my dad Don,
29:25and he's the largest croc ever recorded in Australia.
29:28It's a suck shit land of crocs, if size does matter.
29:33Alright, let's give him some food.
29:36Yeah, clap your hands, that's it.
29:37Bring out the beast.
29:39Hey, alright, there we go.
29:42Come on, clap louder.
29:43King only comes when you clap.
29:46Oh, here he is.
29:47King of the river.
29:50So who's he is, what's the stuff?
29:51I go there.
29:55Um, where are your names?
30:01Alright, he's done yet.
30:02Sorry, you knew that I was in here.
30:04I'm shutting up.
30:05Gotta get to the docks.
30:07I've got piss in my blood.
30:08Alright.
30:08Wait, just one second.
30:10Sorry, do you know any of these men?
30:12Yeah, of course I bloody know them.
30:13Out!
30:14Um, could you tell me their names or where I might find them?
30:16Oh, Christ.
30:18There's Barry's in a nursing home.
30:20That Don bastard's still around.
30:22Trevor Studsbury died a couple of years ago.
30:24Frank McCullis is in jail.
30:26And that one is dead, probably.
30:28Probably.
30:29He went missing, didn't he?
30:30Do you remember his name?
30:32I don't bloody know.
30:33He was in the papers, wasn't he?
30:34Was he? Why?
30:35Because he went bloody missing.
30:37Right, I've had enough of your questions.
30:39Out!
30:40Um...
30:40Out!
30:41No, I don't have my shoes, please.
30:48He went missing.
30:51Lloyd.
30:52Sorry?
30:53The bloke in the photo.
30:54Lloyd Reynolds was his name.
30:56Christ, keep up, girl.
31:07Colin!
31:08Eddie, I think I know who the arm belongs to.
31:10What?
31:11It's Lloyd Reynolds, the jet ski guy from the petrol station.
31:14I'm headed there now to try to ID him.
31:15Fuck off, you hovercat!
31:17And then I'll come and get you!
31:18Yeah, cool.
31:19I'm not listening.
31:20Hey, the Daryl's Pedcross King is still alive.
31:22I've got one more place to check out.
31:24Collins?
31:25Collins?
31:27Fuck off!
31:32Yeah, it's a promotion and I have to mention the promotion and two packs of fruity juice for $2 is
31:36a good deal.
31:37So are you sure you don't want it?
31:38So sure.
31:39I'm really sure.
31:40Well, I can't give you the sign-up sheet because the competition is closed.
31:43Yeah, I don't want to enter the competition.
31:45I just want to confirm the identity of one of the entrants.
31:48I think you might be a missing person.
31:53Oh, my God.
31:56Ah!
31:57Thank you, Alira.
32:00Are you sure you don't want two packs of fruity juice for $2?
32:03I'm so sure.
32:04This man here, Lloyd Reynolds, is there any chance that you remember him?
32:07Yeah, I remember him because the bank told me to cut up his credit card.
32:11Right, and this is his phone number here, is it?
32:13Yeah, 48 times in a row.
32:14Okay, okay, and that was Lloyd on the end there, yes?
32:18No.
32:18You've reached the Barrow Creek pub home of the famous steak cake.
32:21For bookings, press one.
32:23Is this about the Swedish backpackers, Elsa and Aspirin or whatever?
32:27Because I already told those detectives this morning about them and that Lloyd bloke.
32:30Wait, Lloyd Reynolds is the man the backpackers were seen with?
32:33Yes.
32:34They paid for their noodles and his mobility scooter and two packs of fruity juice for $2.
32:40Are you sure you don't want that?
32:41I don't want it! I don't want it!
32:44Okay.
32:45I think they felt sorry for him because he was old and I cut up his credit card.
32:48Right, and did they leave with him?
32:50No, they went in different directions.
32:52He went to Barrow Creek and they went off to Crossy's Crossing.
32:54Right, thank you so much.
32:56I...
32:56Hang on a sec.
32:57That's Lloyd there.
33:01No, but that's...
33:04Frank McAllister.
33:06Prize include crop coaching, drink driving, identity fraud and petty theft.
33:12That him there?
33:14Yes.
33:15Yep.
33:19He's in prison.
33:20How is Frank McAllister committing identity fraud at a servo in Dierks River if he's in prison?
33:29Could he have been released early?
33:31He...
33:38He was released four days ago.
33:40Right, okay great.
33:40Can I grab an address please?
33:42You seen the chat?
33:43Fucking funny.
33:45I will get done for that.
33:46Yeah.
33:47See you later.
33:48The address.
33:56The address.
34:19Continue straight along Dickiesnop Road for one and a half kilometers and your destination will be on the right.
34:36Lovely.
35:04That song was called Red Flag.
35:05It was about my ex.
35:06And this next one's called Dead Love.
35:09It's about my ex.
35:10No!
35:11Who the fuck repeated our billboard?
35:13Where's Spud?
35:14Where is he?
35:15Amber.
35:15We don't want any trouble.
35:16The pool table is still spongy from the water damage last time you guys went at it.
35:20Oi!
35:21Spud!
35:22Did you do that?
35:23Why the fuck's this?
35:24Is that your cock and balls on my dad's face?
35:27Nope.
35:28Hm?
35:28Don't know nothing about no cock and balls.
35:36Always said your old man was a massive cocksucker though.
35:40My dad is not gay!
35:41No one in our family is gay!
35:43I respect my dad!
35:44He's the king of the river!
35:51Hello?
35:54Mr. McAllister?
35:57Is anybody there?
36:08Hello?
36:20Hello?
36:38Oh, Christ, Eddie.
36:41Oh, God.
36:42My heart is bloody Michael Flatley right now.
36:44What are you doing here?
36:46He's dead.
36:48Yeah.
36:49Yeah, I think he is too.
36:51I'm a cheeky fucker.
36:54Oh, no.
36:56Oh, God, Eddie, I didn't...
36:57Oh, I didn't realise he knew him.
37:00We grew up together.
37:01He was a bloody good listener.
37:07We used to have bars together.
37:10They had the most beautiful...
37:14His yellow eyes.
37:15I mean, I've met him at Chook every morning.
37:19Sorry, who are you talking about?
37:22Triple Bat.
37:23The best croc in the Territory.
37:25He's not in his cage.
37:26He must have been who was dead in the river.
37:28Right.
37:29What?
37:30Who are you talking about?
37:31Oh, the man who lived here, Frank McAllister.
37:34I think his arm was in the Triple Pet.
37:38No.
37:39No, that's not possible.
37:41Well, he was released from prison a few days ago.
37:43I think someone might have killed him when he arrived back here.
37:50Eddie, you okay?
37:53Oh, fuck, get down, get down, get down.
37:55Get off my fucking property, you fucking slave.
37:59Fuck, Myring, don't shoot.
38:01No, I bloody will.
38:03Oh, fuck up, mate.
38:04Eddie, stay down.
38:05No, no, he's not going to shoot us.
38:08He's my fucking dad.
38:14Your dad is Frank McAllister.
38:17Yeah, well, that's one of his fucking names.
38:19And he's not dead.
38:21Yeah, he's fucking dead to me.
38:22You're fucking dead to me, Edwinder.
38:25Ah!
38:27Oh, fuck, fuck up.
38:28Fellas, DJ, leave him.
38:30Leave him.
38:30Get that dick of balls off or down your face.
38:33Fuck, fuck, you fuck fucker.
38:34Come here, DJ, he's going to the shit, Eddie.
38:36I need to back up with the jetty.
38:37The dolls are kicking off again.
38:39No, Hoseley, it's not helpful.
38:41Just tell me, and don't piss up my back,
38:43did you feed one of your mates to Triple Pet
38:46and dump him in a river?
38:47No, I didn't dump Triple Pet in a river.
38:49Somebody stole him, didn't they?
38:51Oh, fuck, fuck up.
38:52You shat your hole.
38:53You shat your hole.
38:55That croc's a son I never had.
38:57That was my brother.
38:58A fucking croc, brother.
38:59Just butt him your holes.
39:01Frank, if you're not dead, then whose arm was in the crocodile?
39:06Who else has your tattoo?
39:08Frank, I've been listening to my scanner by the fucking pit ear.
39:11Yeah, I can say that.
39:13No, not any.
39:15Them.
39:16What the fuck?
39:17What the fuck's going on, Cots?
39:18No, I have no idea.
39:19Frank, I can't look back.
39:20You're wanted in relation to the abduction of Emma Hurling and Astrid Alberg.
39:23We know you're talking from the Dirt River Pencil Station, Frank.
39:25What the fuck?
39:26No, detective, the cases aren't connected.
39:29The backpackers paid for his shopping and they went in separate directions.
39:32I knew you'd come back to stitch me out for you.
39:35I'd fucking stitch you up.
39:37Put your weapons down and put your hands up where we can see them now.
39:41Frank.
39:42Come on, Frank.
39:42What?
39:43Run.
39:44No, no, go on.
39:45No, no, go on.
39:46No, no, go on.
39:47All teams with me.
39:48Go around this way.
39:49We're going to watch.
39:49We're going to watch.
39:50Eddie.
39:52Reg, you need to answer my questions.
39:54We're having a triple pinch.
39:55Stop.
39:56That's just annoying, Eddie.
39:57No, I'm getting on.
39:58I'm getting on.
39:59You can't.
40:00Come on.
40:01Piggy, see the boat.
40:02Get on.
40:03Get on.
40:04Get on.
40:05Get on.
40:07We have you surrounded.
40:08Have you a chance to surrender?
40:10Come on, Collins.
40:11Okay, fine, but I will vomit.
40:14There's a splash in the water already.
40:15There's a big splash.
40:16It's probably a fucking bull shark.
40:17Let me see.
40:18They have bull sharks, too?
40:20I'm a fucking fan.
40:21Right, Jesus Christ.
40:24Get off the table.
40:25Everyone get on the boat.
40:26Everybody get on the boat.
40:28I told you my dad told you to fuck off.
40:30Yeah, we all that can suck my dick.
40:32Eddie, get out of here.
40:34Did everyone just shush it?
40:36There's something definitely in the water here.
40:38What the fuck is that?
40:40Come on.
40:42Shut the fuck up.
40:45Troy, pull.
40:47Fucking flip it.
40:48See you.
40:49What the fuck?
40:54No.
40:57No.
40:58No.
41:00No.
41:00Dad.
41:01I can't give a buffalo.
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