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Oops,_I_Married_My_Bestie's_Brother
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00:00:13Hey birthday girl, my brother said you missed your date with him last night. What happened?
00:00:33Oh my god, who the fuck did I marry?
00:00:52Get in, get in, get in, get in, get in, get in, get in the car. Oh my god, oh
00:00:55my god.
00:00:56Hi, I miss you.
00:01:00Okay, seatbelt. Buckle up, buckle up.
00:01:05You have a lot of explaining to do.
00:01:08Your new car smells really good, by the way. And so familiar.
00:01:13Ugh, it's my older brother's car. Mine is in the shop.
00:01:16I didn't realize you had another brother.
00:01:18Wish I didn't. But let's talk about how you blew off my other brother, Pierce.
00:01:29Seriously, Elle, what happened?
00:01:31How am I supposed to tell her that I got married in Vegas last night to someone I don't even
00:01:35know?
00:01:39Are you just totally freaking out because all of our friends are married, Elle?
00:01:44You are gonna die alone if you don't put yourself out there.
00:01:46Kennedy has no idea just how much I put myself out there last night.
00:01:52I'm staging an intervention.
00:01:54Oh!
00:01:55Elle, you are behind on your rent. You are always begging your clients to pay you on time.
00:01:59I am not going to let you struggle. You are my-
00:02:02Hey, look at me. Look at me. You are my best friend.
00:02:05Got it? Yeah.
00:02:07Besides, the guest house is empty ever since Pierce moved out.
00:02:10Uh, it is very modest though. Sorry in advance.
00:02:15Oh, here we are.
00:02:16I'm gonna puke.
00:02:17Oh, window, window.
00:02:30I'm sorry.
00:02:31This is modest?
00:02:34Oh, you should see the Aspen house.
00:02:40Here are my brother's keys.
00:02:44Ah, looks like you got company, sir.
00:02:51Go around the blocks, Finn.
00:02:54Go. Now.
00:03:01Who's that?
00:03:02That is Pierce's manager. And an emotionless psycho.
00:03:05You want to avoid him like the plague.
00:03:09Plague.
00:03:10God, why do you even need to marry Rich?
00:03:12This is where you grew up.
00:03:14Yes, but now I can spend Floyd's money and not my mom's.
00:03:16And that is my contribution to feminism.
00:03:19Ooh.
00:03:20Fly.
00:03:22Shall we?
00:03:23Yeah, sure.
00:03:25Let's go.
00:03:25Let's go.
00:03:27Here it is.
00:03:28The guest house.
00:03:32Welcome home, Elle.
00:03:34I love it.
00:03:41I just want the best for you.
00:03:42No one should feel alone.
00:03:45Especially not at your age.
00:03:47The love of your life is on his way.
00:03:49I can feel it.
00:03:52Come to Pierce's show tonight and then we can reschedule your date.
00:03:55I know, girl.
00:03:58I'm speechless too.
00:03:59I know, girl.
00:04:00I can't actually go on a date with your brother.
00:04:04Why not?
00:04:07Because...
00:04:10Because I'm married.
00:04:15Because I'm married.
00:04:18What?
00:04:18Ah!
00:04:19What do you mean who?
00:04:21What?
00:04:21Where?
00:04:22Who?
00:04:22Who is he?
00:04:24Is that him?
00:04:25Is that him?
00:04:26Show me.
00:04:27Show me to me, please, Elle.
00:04:30Holy...
00:04:32Shit.
00:04:34Is he a 15 carats boutique?
00:04:36You know that place's starting price is like $50,000?
00:04:40$50,000?
00:04:41No!
00:04:42I can't.
00:04:43I have to tell him to get something less expensive, to get something smaller.
00:04:46I'm sorry, wait.
00:04:47Are you serious?
00:04:48You're actually considering staying with this guy?
00:04:50He is clearly sending you photos of rings to log bomb you.
00:04:53I'll handle this.
00:04:54Trinity, don't.
00:04:56Yes, I want the biggest rock they have.
00:04:59That is right, Mr. C.
00:05:00The biggest.
00:05:01And spare no expense.
00:05:04Do not send that.
00:05:06Do not.
00:05:07Do not.
00:05:09Do not.
00:05:10Do not.
00:05:10Do not.
00:05:11Do not.
00:05:12Too late.
00:05:13If this guy is going to twirl you around his finger like some idiot bimbo fun,
00:05:18he has no idea who he is dealing with.
00:05:21You better just hope he's not with the cartel.
00:05:26And spare no expense.
00:05:29Why would they be together?
00:05:31Is that the lucky lady?
00:05:33No.
00:05:35Definitely not.
00:05:36Oh, well, how lucky is she that she gets a friend with such great taste?
00:05:41Yeah, how nice.
00:05:42Mmm.
00:05:43Is everything okay, sir?
00:05:45You idiot!
00:05:46Out of all people, you married Kennedy's best friend?
00:05:55Take this one.
00:05:56What would you like the card to say?
00:06:022L for Mr. C.
00:06:07Okay, well, I am going to go get a facial and you can help yourself to some Thai food.
00:06:13It's in the main house, back entrance.
00:06:14Doors always open.
00:06:16I know how you like that.
00:06:17Peanut sauce, girl.
00:06:18I love you.
00:06:20Love you.
00:06:22You need a nap.
00:06:27Renovations on your new house still ongoing, sir?
00:06:29Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:06:30So go to the Mulholland house for now.
00:06:31As long as Kennedy isn't there.
00:06:33Maid said she left 10 minutes ago.
00:06:34Okay, good.
00:06:35Go, go.
00:06:50I can't believe I'm married.
00:06:53And who knows if I'll ever even see him again.
00:07:10Hi, Katie.
00:07:11Hi, sir.
00:07:12Okay, I have to schedule a really important dinner.
00:07:14This gift is for her.
00:07:16Do you think you can look after it while I make some phone calls?
00:07:19You never have someone special.
00:07:21Of course.
00:07:22I'll put it right here until you're ready.
00:07:40I'm me.
00:07:41I know.
00:07:52Oh, no.
00:07:53How did...
00:07:55How did he know where I am?
00:07:58Call the cops.
00:07:59Call the cops.
00:08:00Call the cops.
00:08:00Call the cops.
00:08:00Call the cops.
00:08:01Hi.
00:08:02Night one one.
00:08:03What's your emergency?
00:08:04Could you send an officer to 1900 Mulholland Drive, please?
00:08:08I got...
00:08:09I have a stalker.
00:08:10And I have reason to believe that they set foot on the premises.
00:08:14Please hurry.
00:08:15Quick, quick.
00:08:16Okay.
00:08:18Okay, just calm down.
00:08:23Who?
00:08:25Who called the cops?
00:08:27No, you're fine.
00:08:29You're fine.
00:08:30You're fine.
00:08:31You're fine.
00:08:31You're fine.
00:08:32Whoa!
00:08:33What are you doing here?
00:08:38Oh, my God.
00:08:39It is you.
00:08:44Oh, my God.
00:08:45It is you.
00:08:47Oh, my God.
00:08:59It is you.
00:09:00It's a family home.
00:09:01Okay, then what are you doing here?
00:09:02I'm staying in the guest house.
00:09:04Don't you dare try to tell me this is not Kennedy's family home.
00:09:07Okay, it is.
00:09:08It is.
00:09:08I'm...
00:09:10I am...
00:09:12her brother's manager.
00:09:14You...
00:09:15That is Pierce's manager.
00:09:16And an emotionless psycho.
00:09:20You manage Pierce Chamberlain, the musician?
00:09:23Yes.
00:09:24For like four or five years now, give or take.
00:09:27Okay, I'm staying here while my house is being renovated.
00:09:34So, you're not a stalker?
00:09:37No.
00:09:39Yeah, good.
00:09:40Disarm your lamp.
00:09:41I'm...
00:09:42disarm me.
00:09:44Okay.
00:09:45Can we rewind here a little bit?
00:09:47So, okay.
00:09:48We're...
00:09:49Both...
00:09:50living here.
00:09:52Yeah.
00:09:53Yup.
00:09:53Yup.
00:09:54And I...
00:09:55clearly made a mistake.
00:09:57So, I'm gonna...
00:10:00LAPD.
00:10:02Hello?
00:10:08LAPD.
00:10:09Why?
00:10:10Well, I thought you were stalking me.
00:10:13Oh, clearly I'm not.
00:10:14Okay, I brought the ring here because I live here.
00:10:16Well, I know that now.
00:10:17Hello?
00:10:19I'm coming, officer.
00:10:23Just...
00:10:24What?
00:10:25Good afternoon, officer.
00:10:27We received a call about an intruder on the premises.
00:10:30Are you the one who called it in?
00:10:32Yeah.
00:10:33Yeah.
00:10:33Yeah, that's...
00:10:34That's a funny story, actually.
00:10:35Uh, this is a huge misunderstanding, so we are actually fine, and thank you so much
00:10:40for stopping by.
00:10:41Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:10:42Hang on there, little lady.
00:10:44I have a couple questions about this mystery stalker of yours.
00:10:47Do you happen to know his name?
00:10:52I don't even know my husband's real name.
00:10:58Uh, well, you see, the thing...
00:11:00Uh, the thing is...
00:11:02It was me, officer.
00:11:05Heh, heh.
00:11:06Oh, so wait.
00:11:07You mean to tell me that your mystery intruder is someone who resides here?
00:11:13It was an honest mistake.
00:11:15Thank you for coming so quickly, though.
00:11:17I never mind coming to this house.
00:11:19It's a pleasure to see you again, mister.
00:11:20Uh, uh, uh, Officer Powell, how is your wife, by the way?
00:11:23She's still playing tennis over at Brookside?
00:11:25Oh, you bet she is.
00:11:26I keep telling her, Maureen, you're only spending all this money on instructions and one-on-one
00:11:31Yeah.
00:11:32Cool, cool, cool.
00:11:33Hey, uh, so thank you for coming out, by the way.
00:11:35I appreciate it.
00:11:35Oh, absolutely.
00:11:36Say hi to your brother for me.
00:11:37I will.
00:11:38Cool.
00:11:39Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.
00:11:44We have to get some things straight right now.
00:11:48Shit.
00:11:52Okay.
00:11:53Let me explain.
00:11:54I had my reasons.
00:11:57Reasons?
00:11:58For what?
00:12:01For why I wasn't totally clear with you in Vegas.
00:12:05Okay, look.
00:12:07I live a very high-profile life.
00:12:09And sometimes it's like, it's hard for me to trust people.
00:12:16Why are you laughing?
00:12:20Nothing, because you live here, and I live here.
00:12:24Mm-hmm.
00:12:26And we got married last night.
00:12:28Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
00:12:32-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
00:12:54Who insists that I call him Mr. C.
00:12:59Like he's some sort of James Bond villain or something.
00:13:03That's great.
00:13:04This is just not where I thought my life would be at this point.
00:13:09I think I'm going to throw up.
00:13:13Okay.
00:13:13You do it.
00:13:14I have like a bad gag reflex.
00:13:15You doing it, it's going to make-
00:13:17No.
00:13:18Okay.
00:13:18Stop.
00:13:18Stop.
00:13:19Stop.
00:13:20Just breathe.
00:13:21Breathe.
00:13:21Okay?
00:13:22Are you good?
00:13:26Okay.
00:13:27Mr. C.
00:13:29Whatever your name is.
00:13:32We need to get a divorce.
00:13:39We need to get a divorce.
00:13:41What?
00:13:41Clearly?
00:13:42I don't know what I was doing.
00:13:43My friends, they're all getting married.
00:13:45They're all having kids.
00:13:46And I'm not.
00:13:47And that's fine.
00:13:47But I don't know what I was thinking.
00:13:49I do.
00:13:50I know a part of you felt the same thing I did.
00:13:53Okay.
00:13:54What?
00:13:55Okay.
00:13:55So, I know that I've had a couple drinks tonight.
00:13:58Uh-huh.
00:13:58Uh-huh.
00:13:59I have a couple just to see you.
00:14:00But it's not funny.
00:14:01Okay.
00:14:02It's not funny.
00:14:02It's not funny.
00:14:03So, I know though for a fact that you are the one for me.
00:14:09Oh, yeah.
00:14:10How do you- for a fact?
00:14:11Mm-hmm.
00:14:12How?
00:14:13Because you make me feel safe.
00:14:29So, here's what we're going to do.
00:14:30I am going to go pack my things.
00:14:32I'm going to go pack my things.
00:14:33And then I'm going to get a lawyer.
00:14:34And then he's going to-
00:14:35Okay.
00:14:35Oh, my God.
00:14:36Can you just let me talk for two minutes?
00:14:38No.
00:14:38I don't want to.
00:14:39Because I want to get this taking care of my own.
00:14:41Okay.
00:14:41Wait.
00:14:41What are you doing?
00:14:42You don't stop talking.
00:14:43Stop.
00:14:44Let me go.
00:14:45Oh, my God.
00:14:53Are you seriously trying to seduce me at a time like this?
00:14:56If I was trying to seduce you, you would know.
00:15:02Come here.
00:15:06All right.
00:15:07What am I looking at?
00:15:09Okay.
00:15:09Five years ago, it was nothing.
00:15:11Okay.
00:15:12Just dirt.
00:15:14Just basements dug into the side of the hill.
00:15:17Nothing but exposed rhubar and empty trenches.
00:15:22So am I the dirt or the rebar in this metaphor?
00:15:27You're neither.
00:15:28Right?
00:15:28My point is that sometimes things take time and the right circumstances.
00:15:34But something that you thought was nothing can turn out to be really great.
00:15:40Okay.
00:15:40El.
00:15:42I'm a rational man.
00:15:44The fact that you and I are living here in L.A.
00:15:46where there's like 10 million people.
00:15:50I mean, that doesn't just happen.
00:15:52The odds of that are crazy.
00:15:53Yeah.
00:15:54They are.
00:15:55But so is marrying someone you've known for three hours.
00:16:01How am I supposed to tell my friends that?
00:16:05Maybe you don't have to.
00:16:08Okay.
00:16:11What are you proposing?
00:16:1330 days.
00:16:14We give it a shot.
00:16:16Okay.
00:16:16We don't tell anybody.
00:16:18Oof.
00:16:18And if it doesn't work, we just go our separate ways.
00:16:23What do you say?
00:16:30For like a 30 day trial?
00:16:33I'm a business man, aren't I?
00:16:35Yeah.
00:16:36You are.
00:16:37But this isn't some subscription service.
00:16:39This is real life with real consequences.
00:16:43Higher stakes.
00:16:46Like getting her feelings hurt?
00:16:50If that's what you're worried about, El.
00:16:52I mean, that's life.
00:17:07All of our friends are married, El.
00:17:09You are going to die alone if you don't put yourself out there.
00:17:1630 days.
00:17:18And if it doesn't work, we go our separate ways and neither of us say anything to anyone.
00:17:26Got it?
00:17:26Fine.
00:17:27I accept your terms.
00:17:29I accept your terms.
00:17:30But I have terms of my own.
00:17:37I have terms of my own.
00:17:38Oh, of course you do.
00:17:40Okay.
00:17:40Term number one.
00:17:41We sleep in the same bed.
00:17:44Not to start.
00:17:45No.
00:17:45No.
00:17:45That is not a weird ask.
00:17:46Most married couples sleep in the same bed.
00:17:48We're not in the medieval.
00:17:50Friends, I'm sorry.
00:17:51Do you color code your sock drawer?
00:17:54Yeah.
00:17:55Do you not?
00:17:56Weird.
00:17:57Okay.
00:17:57No.
00:17:59Term number two.
00:18:00One night a week.
00:18:02Date night.
00:18:03Okay.
00:18:04Starting tomorrow, I see.
00:18:067 p.m.
00:18:077 p.m.
00:18:07Okay.
00:18:08If you're buying.
00:18:10Turn number three.
00:18:11Hmm.
00:18:12We're going to give this a real shot.
00:18:14We should be intimate.
00:18:16Excuse me?
00:18:17How else are we going to know if we're compatible?
00:18:19Wow.
00:18:20Have any of your exes told you that you're super controlling?
00:18:23No.
00:18:23Never had one.
00:18:25What?
00:18:29Never had one.
00:18:31No time.
00:18:32Or interest.
00:18:33I mean, until now.
00:18:34Okay.
00:18:36Great.
00:18:37Awesome.
00:18:37I'm your first pancake.
00:18:38That's awesome.
00:18:39We're doomed.
00:18:40Damn.
00:18:41Those are my terms.
00:18:42One night of intimacy per week.
00:18:44Take it or leave it.
00:18:44Take it or leave it.
00:18:45You're playing hardball now, Mr. Business.
00:18:49My answer?
00:18:50No.
00:18:52We're going to go slow.
00:18:54Snail pace.
00:18:55Tortoise pace.
00:18:56No, no, no.
00:18:57Fossil pace.
00:18:59Slow.
00:19:18What was that?
00:19:20I don't know.
00:19:21You just...
00:19:22You get kind of cute when you're all flustered.
00:19:27Okay.
00:19:29We can keep turn two date nights.
00:19:33But we are not sleeping in the same bed.
00:19:36And you are not seeing me naked for a very, very long time.
00:19:44Okay.
00:19:47No, and for the love of God, what is your name?
00:19:49Your real name?
00:19:50It's Oliver.
00:19:53Oliver it is.
00:20:03I've loved you since the moment I first saw you.
00:20:06I won't screw this up.
00:20:23Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
00:20:26No.
00:20:27Oh, no!
00:20:33I'm going to kill him.
00:20:38What are you doing?
00:20:39Good morning.
00:20:42Why are you blasting grown man jazz at 6.30 in the morning?
00:20:46Deals aren't going to make themselves.
00:20:49Got to start the day off right, huh?
00:20:52You got...
00:20:53Okay, well, could you start the day right and a little bit more...
00:20:56I don't know, quietly, please?
00:21:01No.
00:21:04No.
00:21:05He says no.
00:21:06Wow.
00:21:07Okay, yeah.
00:21:08Because who needs sleep?
00:21:11I don't need to get up.
00:21:12No.
00:21:13No.
00:21:13No.
00:21:18Six in the morning.
00:21:19Stupid.
00:21:21Well, as it turns out, my husband and I, we could not be more different.
00:21:26Woo!
00:21:28.
00:21:28,
00:21:36,
00:21:52.
00:21:54.
00:21:55Excuse me for dancing.
00:21:58No! No, I don't care what you say.
00:22:02I'm not signing that contract under any circumstances.
00:22:05What, do you think I'm an idiot?
00:22:09No!
00:22:11Fine.
00:22:17Totally.
00:22:18No, no, that is unacceptable.
00:22:26One night a week.
00:22:28Date night.
00:22:297pm, okay?
00:23:04Two wrote,
00:23:04Everything he didn't get has to do what happened to somebody
00:23:098km,.....
00:23:16A
00:23:16time goes on.
00:23:17I don't know.
00:24:04Okay, wow. You choose now to be quiet? Of all times?
00:24:07Good morning to you too. And for someone who loves to blast rock music in the morning,
00:24:13you have a little nerve calling me the loud one.
00:24:15Whatever. Okay, I'm about to head out. I'm going to a wellness event, so I'll see you later.
00:24:19A wellness event?
00:24:20Yes.
00:24:21With who?
00:24:22My friend Kennedy.
00:24:28What? What are you thinking?
00:24:30No, nothing. What do you do at these wellness events?
00:24:34I actually, I don't know. It's my first time going.
00:24:38Why, are you jealous?
00:24:39I don't know. Go for it. Have a zen time.
00:24:45Yeah, okay.
00:24:52You know, you were a lot more fun in Vegas.
00:24:56This is me. Take it or leave it.
00:24:59Trust me, I plan to leave it.
00:25:01Well, have fun working.
00:25:06Or whatever you're gonna do.
00:25:10God, he's boring.
00:25:24So, you're still married to Vegas guy?
00:25:27Yeah, it's complicated, but stop, don't make fun of me.
00:25:33Nothing a little wellness retreat can't fix.
00:25:35Oh, I did.
00:25:47We're here at Casa Corazón in Malibu, honoring our soul's remembrance.
00:25:54So true, girl.
00:25:56We're here at Casa...
00:25:58Great. Ella with Kennedy. What could possibly go wrong?
00:26:05So?
00:26:06Hmm.
00:26:07What's he really like?
00:26:08If you haven't gone legal on him yet, there must be something redeemable.
00:26:12Yeah, yeah. I mean, he's...
00:26:15Complicated.
00:26:16He's smart.
00:26:18And intense.
00:26:20He works...
00:26:21A lot.
00:26:22I don't know. He was just different than me.
00:26:24Of course he was!
00:26:26Uh-huh.
00:26:26You were drunk.
00:26:27He's probably an emotionally repressed workaholic who had a moment of weakness.
00:26:32Ugh. God, he sounds like my brother.
00:26:35Funny.
00:26:36He he he.
00:26:47He he.
00:26:48He he.
00:26:48He he.
00:26:48He he.
00:26:48You okay?
00:26:50Yeah.
00:26:52Yeah.
00:26:53Yeah.
00:26:53Yeah.
00:26:53Yeah.
00:26:54I'm gonna go.
00:26:56Oh.
00:26:57I'm gonna go get some air.
00:26:59Okay.
00:26:59Do you want me to come with you?
00:27:01I'm okay.
00:27:03Okay.
00:27:03I'm just gonna go, like...
00:27:05Be one with nature.
00:27:07Yes.
00:27:08Yes.
00:27:08Yes.
00:27:09Or...
00:27:09I'm gonna throw up in it.
00:27:12TBD.
00:27:13Okay.
00:27:14Okay.
00:27:30No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:27:34Hi.
00:27:35Hi.
00:27:35These guys like, um, actual magic mushrooms in them.
00:27:42Oh, yeah.
00:27:44Yeah.
00:27:44Yeah, yeah.
00:27:45A healthy dose.
00:27:48Oh.
00:27:49Shh.
00:27:50Be well, ether sister.
00:27:52No, no, no, no.
00:28:04I have to go.
00:28:08Oh.
00:28:24Oh, thank you for driving me.
00:28:29Do I owe you anything?
00:28:31I am at Oliver's service, ma'am.
00:28:34Oliver?
00:28:37Oh, he's safe.
00:28:39Oh, my angel.
00:28:42Oh, my...
00:28:59Oliver?
00:29:02Oliver!
00:29:08Hey, big boy.
00:29:11You love me.
00:29:16Oh, my God, it's you.
00:29:19My beautiful love.
00:29:22Are you high?
00:29:24Wow.
00:29:26This is just so crazy because earlier her face was turning into yours.
00:29:32And now your face is turning into hers, and it's like you're, like, the same person.
00:29:41God, you're handsome.
00:29:42What did Kennedy give you?
00:29:45Chocolate, baby.
00:29:48No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:29:50Stop.
00:29:51Oh.
00:29:54Oh, my God.
00:29:55No.
00:29:55No, no, no, wait.
00:29:56Hey, it's fine.
00:29:57It's fine.
00:29:58It's a little base.
00:29:59Everything's fine.
00:30:00No.
00:30:01No, it's not.
00:30:03It's not.
00:30:04It's everything.
00:30:06It's us.
00:30:07It's this.
00:30:08It's this.
00:30:10I wanted this to work.
00:30:12I did so bad.
00:30:14But Oliver, I think that we need to get to her.
00:30:29Are you okay?
00:30:33Are you okay?
00:30:37It's okay.
00:30:40Get it all out.
00:30:41Here, I got your little ponytail.
00:30:43No.
00:30:55So?
00:30:58Should we talk about it?
00:31:01No.
00:31:02I don't think we need to relive that.
00:31:08Oh, no.
00:31:10No, no, no, no.
00:31:10Not.
00:31:11Not that.
00:31:13Um.
00:31:15This.
00:31:17This is.
00:31:19It's wrong.
00:31:22What?
00:31:23Why wrong?
00:31:27You wake up at dawn with Beethoven and Q4 projections.
00:31:33I'm just some messy artist.
00:31:37I mean, we've been doing this 30-day thing now for what?
00:31:40Two weeks?
00:31:42And we are already irritating the hell out of each other.
00:31:46I don't know.
00:31:47I think if this was one of my friends, I would...
00:31:50I'd tell her the truth.
00:31:51I'd say, girl, cut your losses, get the annulment, move on with your life.
00:31:59So, um...
00:32:02I don't know.
00:32:02I think maybe at the 30 days, we should be done.
00:32:09Officially.
00:32:16Oliver?
00:32:20Oliver?
00:32:23Yeah.
00:32:25Affirmative.
00:32:26That's what you want.
00:32:29I think it's gonna make sense.
00:32:33I'll move out in the morning.
00:32:38Do you mind if I put something on for my last night here?
00:32:41Yeah.
00:32:42Go for it.
00:32:42I just wanna watch.
00:32:44Can you actually turn on the Clippers game?
00:32:49You're a Clippers fan?
00:32:50Did Kawhi Leonard hit a buzzer beater in Game 7 to send the Raptors to the finals?
00:32:57Okay, then.
00:32:59Pass the ball!
00:33:01God, Peterson always does his hogs the ball every time.
00:33:05I literally say this.
00:33:07Right?
00:33:09Go, go, go, go.
00:33:10Go, go, go, go.
00:33:12Yes!
00:33:14Yes!
00:33:16Clippers win!
00:33:28It's a good game.
00:33:30Good defense.
00:33:33What?
00:33:36Great game.
00:33:40No.
00:33:42I don't make business investments that I don't believe in.
00:33:46I want to see this whole thing through.
00:33:48The whole 30 days.
00:33:51It's...
00:33:52It's prudent.
00:33:54It's prudent?
00:33:55Really?
00:33:57Shut up.
00:33:57Come on.
00:33:58Stop.
00:33:58I'm sorry.
00:34:00Wait, okay, but...
00:34:01I want to ask you a question.
00:34:02Okay.
00:34:03What was your first impression of me?
00:34:07It's not hard.
00:34:08Okay, I'll set the scene.
00:34:10We can relive it.
00:34:11Ready?
00:34:12Vegas.
00:34:14Hotel bar.
00:34:16Lights are low.
00:34:17It's very impromptu.
00:34:18Very chaotic.
00:34:20And I'm sitting there at the bar.
00:34:22You see a pretty little blonde girl.
00:34:24By herself.
00:34:25An opportunity to tell the truth.
00:34:28But what would she think?
00:34:30What's wrong?
00:34:37Pierce.
00:34:38Dude, where the hell are you?
00:34:40Doors open 20 minutes ago and the guys from the label are here.
00:34:42I need you here now.
00:34:43Okay, yeah, yeah.
00:34:44I'm on my way.
00:34:46I'm so sorry.
00:34:47Pierce is having a concert.
00:34:48I have to go.
00:34:49No, I know.
00:34:51I think I'm coming with you.
00:34:53Kennedy just invited me.
00:34:55You gotta be fucking kidding me.
00:34:56Let's go.
00:34:58Awesome.
00:34:59Okay.
00:35:00I'm gonna go put on leggings.
00:35:03Mm-hmm.
00:35:04Perfect.
00:35:05Me, L, Pierce, Kennedy.
00:35:06In the same room.
00:35:08What could go wrong?
00:35:18Okay, there's a new record label that's scoping out Pierce.
00:35:21I need you to stay here.
00:35:23I have to go talk to them, okay?
00:35:24Don't talk to anybody, okay?
00:35:26What, Oliver?
00:35:29Kennedy's gone.
00:35:34Excuse me.
00:35:37Are you lost?
00:35:38You're not supposed to be here.
00:35:40No, no, I'm actually with Oliver.
00:35:43Okay, hysterical, sweetie.
00:35:44The last person to bring a date around here is Oliver.
00:35:47Go get Pierce's wardrobe.
00:35:48Go, now.
00:35:50So, so sorry, Mr.
00:35:52Go, now.
00:35:53Unprofessional.
00:35:55I'm giving her a performance review for that.
00:36:02You know you can be really scary.
00:36:07Why did you talk to her like that?
00:36:09Elle, I'm tracking you and it says you're here.
00:36:13Where are you, girly?
00:36:14You were about to meet my bestie.
00:36:16And she...
00:36:17Elle!
00:36:18Oh!
00:36:20Ow!
00:36:21I feel like I haven't seen you in decades.
00:36:23I literally saw you this morning.
00:36:25I know.
00:36:26Yeah.
00:36:26Those mushrooms rocked my world.
00:36:28I know.
00:36:29See?
00:36:29Let's go find Pierce.
00:36:30I think he's in wardrobe.
00:36:31No, no, no.
00:36:32Why?
00:36:32Why not?
00:36:33Oh, what?
00:36:33Because you're married?
00:36:35Come on, Elle.
00:36:37That is just a fantasy.
00:36:39Let's get out of fairytale land together, okay?
00:36:42Let's go.
00:36:44Maybe Kennedy was right.
00:36:46After all, why did Oliver just ditch me?
00:36:55Okay, just talk to the label guys.
00:36:57Just go out there, do your thing, give them the goods, okay?
00:37:01I just want to know that you'd be a single guy that can be like, sold as a teen heartthrob.
00:37:05Basic brand marketing.
00:37:07Can you get your bottom line, huh?
00:37:09Scott, you have a one-track mind, bro.
00:37:12You know, I think you need to get laid big time.
00:37:16I'm seeing someone.
00:37:18What?
00:37:19Who?
00:37:20What's her name?
00:37:21Here, open up.
00:37:23I want you to meet my friend, Elle.
00:37:26Oh, okay.
00:37:28I need you to do me a favor, okay?
00:37:30Open this door, or I will open it for you in three seconds!
00:37:34Three, two, one!
00:37:40Two, one!
00:37:41You owe me.
00:37:44Sir?
00:37:45What took you so long?
00:37:47Nothing, I was just, uh, practicing my set so I didn't hear you.
00:37:51What's up, who do you want me to meet?
00:37:52Craze fan?
00:37:53Make-a-wish kid?
00:37:55Not exactly.
00:37:57Pierce, this is Elle, the genius photographer.
00:38:00Elle, this is Pierce, my prodigal brother.
00:38:03Hey.
00:38:04Hey.
00:38:06So you're the one who stood me up?
00:38:08Ah, yeah.
00:38:09I am so sorry, I'm sorry!
00:38:11Believe it or not, this has happened before, believe it or not.
00:38:13Oh!
00:38:24Artists have, uh, crazy schedules.
00:38:27Mm-hmm.
00:38:29Is he flirting with me?
00:38:32Sorry.
00:38:35That was, that was rude, right?
00:38:37It was okay.
00:38:38You want me to, should I fire?
00:38:39No, no, do not fire anybody!
00:38:41No!
00:38:44Sorry, this might be too forward, but, um, and you probably get it all the time, but you
00:38:48are insanely beautiful.
00:38:51Yeah, definitely flirting.
00:38:54Eeeeee!
00:38:54Do I hear nuptials, Merlin?
00:38:56Ken!
00:38:57Stop!
00:39:00Oh!
00:39:01Kate, what are you doing?
00:39:02I am just going to put myself on your radar.
00:39:07Okay, cool.
00:39:09Now I got you too.
00:39:11Pierce, tickets ready for you backstage, and you're on in five minutes.
00:39:16Well, I, uh, hope you enjoy the show.
00:39:20Mm-hmm.
00:39:21Oh, don't leave this time.
00:39:23And, uh, maybe I'll see you after.
00:39:26Yeah.
00:39:30Ah!
00:39:32He is totally into you!
00:39:34I totally predicted this!
00:39:36Am I psych?
00:39:37Mm-hmm.
00:39:38Maybe this one's fine.
00:39:40Maybe it really is time to end things with Oliver.
00:39:48He ditched you, Elle.
00:39:49Sorry, husband.
00:39:51I've got other plans tonight.
00:39:52Please, please, please don't tell me you are thinking about psycho love bomber Vegas guy.
00:39:58Look, he's not really like all that.
00:39:59He's better.
00:40:00How do you know?
00:40:01It's not like you've seen him since, right?
00:40:04Right.
00:40:05Right.
00:40:06Right.
00:40:07Great.
00:40:08Well, if you are going to sleep with my brother tonight, let's make you look like a bombshell.
00:40:14Ready?
00:40:14I think so.
00:40:15Let's go.
00:40:17How did she do that?
00:40:18Here we go.
00:40:19Get ready.
00:40:21Oh, this.
00:40:22Okay, this looks like it's maybe your size.
00:40:26Yes, okay.
00:40:28Go.
00:40:30Oh, God.
00:40:30That is the ugliest thing I've ever seen in my life.
00:40:32Okay.
00:40:33No.
00:40:35How did it get worse?
00:40:36Oh, my God.
00:40:39Hi.
00:40:48Okay, well, we already missed out of the show.
00:40:51Oh, who cares?
00:40:52I've seen it a million times.
00:40:53And you will, too, as his future wife.
00:40:56Besides, I don't want to risk running into Oliver.
00:41:00Right, Oliver, I've actually been meaning to ask you, why do you bait Pierce's manager so
00:41:06much?
00:41:06Oh, he's just impossible.
00:41:08You know, like one time, Pierce had this show in New York, and he was totally freaking out,
00:41:12like spiraling beforehand.
00:41:14And he needed a break.
00:41:15Like, but Oliver just dragged him on stage anyway because it was in the contract.
00:41:19Like, who does that, right?
00:41:21Ugh, I feel sorry for his future wife.
00:41:24She has no idea that Oliver's wife is me.
00:41:27Maybe this is who he really is.
00:41:29You know what?
00:41:30I've been thinking, and I think I am going to get that annulment from Vegas Guy.
00:41:37Good for you, girl.
00:41:38Yes!
00:41:40Feminism.
00:41:41Okay, well, I'm going to go get a drink.
00:41:43You don't want anything, right?
00:41:43No, I'm good.
00:41:44I'm going to wait for you outside, though, okay?
00:41:46Okay, back in five.
00:41:54Fairy tales don't exist, though.
00:42:02You clean up nice.
00:42:07Well, you came back.
00:42:10How kind.
00:42:11I deserve that.
00:42:12You ditched me.
00:42:15Are you embarrassed of me?
00:42:16Am I not, what, posh enough?
00:42:18No, no, no.
00:42:20Okay, there's a lot going on here.
00:42:22Stuff that I can't...
00:42:23Can you explain to me, please?
00:42:27Come on a date with me.
00:42:29A real one.
00:42:30Right now.
00:42:31Right now.
00:42:33Yeah.
00:42:34Right now.
00:42:36Do I trust him?
00:42:45I'm going to drive tonight, Sven.
00:42:47Very good.
00:42:50You ready?
00:42:52Yeah.
00:42:53I'm going to drive tonight.
00:42:56Fancy.
00:42:58I'm trying.
00:43:00You know, this is so weird.
00:43:02What?
00:43:03Kennedy's brother has this exact same car.
00:43:06Have you ever met him?
00:43:07He's just never there.
00:43:10Yeah, a couple times.
00:43:12Okay.
00:43:13Okay.
00:43:14So, where are we going?
00:43:26You ready?
00:43:28Oh, God.
00:43:30He is going to murder me, isn't he?
00:43:35You ready?
00:43:37I thought an abandoned construction site, a.k.a. a dark place with no witnesses.
00:43:42That's what I said.
00:43:43You're perfect.
00:43:44It's my house.
00:43:45It will be soon.
00:43:48Okay.
00:43:51That tree over there would be a really good spot for a rope swing.
00:43:55Think about that?
00:43:57That's a really good idea.
00:43:59Perk of being a creative.
00:44:01Mr. Business.
00:44:02Yes.
00:44:04Okay.
00:44:04Show me around.
00:44:07Mm-hmm.
00:44:10Okay.
00:44:11Mm-hmm.
00:44:12Okay, so.
00:44:14Give me the vision.
00:44:15Okay.
00:44:16I'm trying to picture.
00:44:17Mm-hmm.
00:44:18Here.
00:44:18This is where the couch would go.
00:44:20Oh, right here.
00:44:21Oh, right here.
00:44:22This is where the projector would be.
00:44:24The projector, okay.
00:44:25Where we'd watch the Clippers games.
00:44:29I think you mean where I would watch the Clippers games, and you would just do a bunch of
00:44:32screaming.
00:44:32Okay, if I remember correctly, you're the one that screamed when Kawhi missed the layup.
00:44:36Okay, yeah.
00:44:36I was a travesty.
00:44:37Of course.
00:44:40I thought this was over, but now, what's happening between us?
00:44:48Okay, so.
00:44:50What about this?
00:44:52I mean, that's easy.
00:44:53Oh, it's easy?
00:44:54Yeah.
00:44:56That'd be your spot.
00:44:58I mean, you can put your cameras there.
00:45:01You can hang up your prints.
00:45:03I was thinking maybe if you want, you could put up like a little backdrop, and that's where
00:45:08you could shoot your flowers.
00:45:09How did you know I could shoot flowers?
00:45:12I may have looked at your website.
00:45:15Oh, my God.
00:45:16You are a stalker.
00:45:17No, I'm not.
00:45:17That's what you're saying.
00:45:18I'm researched, okay?
00:45:20Big difference.
00:45:21I don't know about that.
00:45:25I know that you listen to rock when you cook.
00:45:31Your breath shortens when you're feeling overwhelmed.
00:45:35You tap your fingers against your leg when you're trying not to cry.
00:45:39And you know that you have a big smile when you're feeling safe.
00:45:44Like right now.
00:45:47Look, that's really sweet.
00:45:51More than just my manners.
00:45:53I know.
00:45:55What I don't know is...
00:46:01What you want.
00:46:05Take a chance, Elle.
00:46:09You.
00:46:26In that moment, I knew I'd pass the point of no return.
00:46:31I was falling for him.
00:46:33There's no doubt about it.
00:46:36You.
00:47:04I was taking the point of no return.
00:47:04I was walking for you.
00:47:08Sex and a construction site
00:47:10And we didn't even wear a hard hat
00:47:12It's so irresponsible
00:47:14I know
00:47:18Oliver
00:47:19Yeah
00:47:20Can you tell me something?
00:47:23Just about you
00:47:24I feel like I don't know anything about you
00:47:30Now I got you too
00:47:31Why was he texting her?
00:47:38Not much to know
00:47:40No, there's a lot
00:47:41I mean, like, where'd you grow up?
00:47:44What's your family like?
00:47:46You can't tell her
00:47:47Not now
00:47:49Oh
00:47:55I'm so sorry
00:47:56I have a family emergency
00:47:58I have to go
00:47:58You okay?
00:47:59Yeah, no, it's fine
00:48:00It's just I have stuff to deal with now
00:48:02Okay?
00:48:03I'll be in touch
00:48:09I'll be in touch
00:48:11God
00:48:13El, what are you doing?
00:48:19God
00:48:26Oliver, darling, it's been ages
00:48:29What's the big emergency, mom?
00:48:31What's going on?
00:48:32Rebranding
00:48:33That's the emergency
00:48:34We need to show the world
00:48:36We need to show the world
00:48:36That the Chamberlain family
00:48:38Is still the power player in this town
00:48:40Starting with your entertainment conglomerate
00:48:43And ending with our real estate firm
00:48:45Great
00:48:46Rebranding
00:48:46We can do that
00:48:47Look
00:48:47I need you on board, Oliver
00:48:50I need you all on board
00:48:52Okay, okay, mom
00:48:54I'm here
00:48:55What's the big emergency?
00:48:57What the hell are you doing here?
00:49:00Hi, sis
00:49:04Hi, sis
00:49:05Oliver, I think there's been a mistake
00:49:07This is a family meeting, not a business meeting
00:49:10I'm considering you have rocks for brains
00:49:12I'm kind of glad this isn't a business meeting
00:49:14Wow
00:49:15Sick burn, bro
00:49:17How dare you
00:49:18Stop it
00:49:18The both of you
00:49:20We need to come together as a family
00:49:25Give her sister a hug
00:49:26Put your feud in the past
00:49:28Yeah, big bro
00:49:29Come on
00:49:30Give me a hug
00:49:36You're gonna die alone, loser
00:49:38Challenge accepted, brat
00:49:41So now then
00:49:43The Chamberlain family
00:49:45Has to show the public
00:49:47That we are relatable
00:49:49Functional
00:49:51Wholesome
00:49:51It's what the shareholders need to see
00:49:54Which is why
00:49:55We're doing a photo shoot
00:49:57And I need to find a photographer
00:49:59Yes, this is Elle
00:50:01I'm not the genius photographer
00:50:03Oh, God
00:50:04Please, don't say it
00:50:05Elle
00:50:06My friend Elle can do it
00:50:07I am so fucked
00:50:12My friend Elle can do it
00:50:14Okay, yeah
00:50:14But let's get someone else
00:50:16Why?
00:50:17Oh, uh
00:50:17Let me guess
00:50:18My friend Elle isn't good enough for you
00:50:20No, no
00:50:21I'm just saying
00:50:22Let's get someone else
00:50:22Someone who's like
00:50:24Experienced
00:50:24Professional
00:50:25We need a female eye for this
00:50:27And Elle is perfect
00:50:28Your sister has a point, Oliver
00:50:30Well, I for one
00:50:30Would love a chance
00:50:31To spend more time with Elle
00:50:32I'm actually taking her
00:50:33On a date tonight
00:50:34So
00:50:34You're what?
00:50:36Why do you care?
00:50:37What's the problem?
00:50:38Did Elle seriously agree
00:50:39To a date with Elle?
00:50:41After last night?
00:50:42I don't
00:50:43I
00:50:44I just feel like
00:50:45You should be focused
00:50:45On your craft
00:50:46Oh, spare us
00:50:47You psycho workaholic
00:50:49Elle is shooting
00:50:50Our family portraits
00:50:51And Pierce is taking her
00:50:52On a date
00:50:52Great
00:50:53It's huddled down
00:50:5410 a.m. tomorrow
00:50:59This is gonna reveal everything
00:51:07Last night was incredible
00:51:17Then the mysterious
00:51:18I'll be in touch
00:51:20Why did Oliver rush out?
00:51:21And why
00:51:22Was he so amazing
00:51:23And then suddenly
00:51:24So weird
00:51:26Miss Chamberlain?
00:51:28Uh, no
00:51:28I'm not
00:51:29Miss Chamberlain
00:51:30Oh, well
00:51:31This is for
00:51:32Mr. Chamberlain?
00:51:34To Oliver
00:51:35Uh, no
00:51:36I think there's been a mistake
00:51:37Oliver's not a Chamberlain either
00:51:38I don't know, miss
00:51:39Uh, I just go where I'm told
00:51:41Can you sign for it
00:51:43Or what?
00:51:44Uh, yeah
00:51:45Sure, of course
00:51:46Just
00:51:48Thank you
00:51:53Why is Kennedy's family company
00:51:56Sending Oliver this?
00:51:59Hey, Ken
00:52:01Okay, don't scream
00:52:03I have news
00:52:04What now?
00:52:05Another ayahuasca mixer?
00:52:06No, better
00:52:07My mom wants a full editorial
00:52:09For the next Chamberlain media issue
00:52:11A family feature on my family
00:52:13Apparently the public thinks
00:52:15We're unrelatable
00:52:16I told you
00:52:17Mrs. Chamberlain only wears her meds
00:52:19Get it right
00:52:20Or do not come back
00:52:21For your next shit
00:52:22Wow
00:52:23I can't imagine why
00:52:25So?
00:52:26So?
00:52:28Well, can you shoot us?
00:52:35Well, can you shoot us?
00:52:37Well
00:52:39You want me to shoot the editorial?
00:52:41That's why you called
00:52:42You called to hire me on
00:52:44As a photographer?
00:52:45Duh, bitch
00:52:48This is huge
00:52:50This is major
00:52:51Like, like
00:52:51Career
00:52:52Defining
00:52:53Oh my god
00:52:53Yes, I will be there
00:52:54I will so do it
00:52:55Of course
00:52:56Yes
00:52:56Okay, let's go
00:52:59Also
00:53:00There is one like
00:53:02Teeny tiny little thing
00:53:04You should know
00:53:05Okay, go on
00:53:07Okay
00:53:08So it is
00:53:08So not a huge deal
00:53:10But
00:53:11My older brother
00:53:12Is being kind of cagey
00:53:14About you shooting us
00:53:15For some reason
00:53:15Probably because
00:53:17He's a control freak
00:53:18And doesn't like new people
00:53:19But just ignore him
00:53:21Okay?
00:53:22Okay, weird
00:53:23That's fine
00:53:24Yay, okay
00:53:25I'll see you tomorrow
00:53:26At 10 a.m. sharp
00:53:27Mommy hates when vendors are late
00:53:36I just landed
00:53:37The biggest geek of my life
00:53:38To date
00:53:40Oliver's gonna float
00:53:51She's so excited
00:53:52This one unravel
00:53:54Everything I've kept hitting
00:54:00So then
00:54:01We're confirmed
00:54:02For tomorrow
00:54:03Yes, mom
00:54:04We're set
00:54:04Elle is such a genius
00:54:06Creative
00:54:06And low-key
00:54:07I'm setting her up
00:54:08With Pierce
00:54:08Why would you do that?
00:54:10Maybe she's seen someone already
00:54:12Or maybe
00:54:13I'm her best friend
00:54:14And I know what's going on
00:54:15In her life
00:54:15You don't know everything
00:54:16Kennedy
00:54:17You rarely do
00:54:17For your information
00:54:19Big bro
00:54:20She met Pierce at his show
00:54:22And they hit it off
00:54:23Besides
00:54:24She's getting a divorce
00:54:25From this random weirdo
00:54:26She got married to in Vegas
00:54:29She told you that
00:54:30Duh
00:54:32I'm her best friend
00:54:34She's still planning to leave
00:54:35Even after last night
00:54:37I thought
00:54:38I thought I changed her mind
00:54:42Well
00:54:42I'm out
00:54:43I have a facial
00:54:48All good
00:54:49Pierce is finding love
00:54:51Then it seems
00:54:52So now I want to talk to you
00:54:54About your future Oliver
00:54:56You're a multi-millionaire
00:54:58Sweetie
00:54:59And I finally found
00:55:00Someone worthy of your arm
00:55:02You're taking her to dinner
00:55:03Tiana Briggs is here, ma'am
00:55:05Good
00:55:06Bring her in
00:55:06Mom
00:55:07I
00:55:16Tiana
00:55:17Sweetie
00:55:18I want to introduce you
00:55:19To my son Oliver
00:55:22Oliver
00:55:24Oliver
00:55:25Oliver
00:55:31Al
00:55:34Al
00:55:35Al
00:55:35Al
00:55:35Al
00:55:35Al
00:55:36Al
00:55:43I don't mind helping me.
00:56:03Nah, come on.
00:56:05I just need to get this to the rental shop before it closes.
00:56:07Sure.
00:56:08Gotta support the arts, right?
00:56:10Yeah.
00:56:14She took the date with him, of course.
00:56:16Maybe I should have just let him have her from the start.
00:56:22It was my right one.
00:56:25Thank you so much for helping out today.
00:56:28Oh, come on.
00:56:28It's no big deal.
00:56:29Plus, I will take any excuse I can to jam out to play 182, for the record.
00:56:33Yeah.
00:56:34So, I guess we, uh, we have that in common.
00:56:47And we did.
00:56:48But maybe I liked not always having something in common.
00:56:53You okay?
00:56:55Yeah.
00:56:56Yeah.
00:56:57Of course.
00:56:59I'm really excited to photograph your family.
00:57:01But I am super nervous.
00:57:03Ah, come on.
00:57:04Well, maybe this is your sign.
00:57:05You gotta, uh, let me take you out for a drink tonight.
00:57:07So we can loosen up those nerves.
00:57:15I'm flattered.
00:57:17But I'm kind of seeing someone.
00:57:20Oh.
00:57:20Kennedy, she...
00:57:21No, I know.
00:57:22I know.
00:57:22It's complicated.
00:57:24I...
00:57:26Really.
00:57:27He's a very lucky guy.
00:57:29Thanks.
00:57:30Thanks.
00:57:31See ya.
00:57:32Bye.
00:57:37I cannot believe.
00:57:39I'm getting paid to do what I love.
00:57:41And I'm falling for someone.
00:57:53The number you have dialed is unavailable.
00:57:56To leave a message...
00:57:57Where?
00:58:16Everything okay, sexy?
00:58:18Yeah.
00:58:19Everything's fine.
00:58:20If Elle can move on, so can I.
00:58:23Cheers.
00:58:23Cheers.
00:58:32Okay, Elle.
00:58:33You got this.
00:58:34Yeah.
00:58:35Got this.
00:58:38Are we ready?
00:58:39I've only got an hour to get this.
00:58:41Kennedy!
00:58:42Okay.
00:58:43Yeah.
00:58:43Text your brother.
00:58:44Make sure he's on time.
00:58:46And, sweetie, add a little lip liner.
00:58:49You look washed out without it.
00:58:54Hey, girl.
00:58:54You okay?
00:58:55Yeah.
00:58:56It's just...
00:58:56My mom is all stressed out and Oliver is late.
00:59:00Of course.
00:59:00Wait.
00:59:01Why would Oliver come to the family photo shoot?
00:59:04Why would Pierce's music manager need to be here?
00:59:08Lights places, everyone.
00:59:10All right, all right, all right.
00:59:13The attractive one is here.
00:59:14Nobody panic.
00:59:19Where is he?
00:59:20Where's Oliver?
00:59:22Wait, sorry.
00:59:22Why would you need...
00:59:29Oliver?
00:59:35What are you doing here?
00:59:38Okay, I can explain.
00:59:39Finally.
00:59:40They've been waiting.
00:59:43Elle.
00:59:44You've now officially met Oliver.
00:59:47My older brother.
00:59:50Hey.
00:59:51Wait.
00:59:52Wait, wait, wait.
00:59:54Elle, I...
00:59:55Wait.
00:59:55What's going on?
00:59:58I'm so familiar.
01:00:00It's my older brother's car.
01:00:01Kennedy's brother has this exact same car.
01:00:04You want to avoid him like the plague.
01:00:06The last person to bring a date around here is Oliver.
01:00:09Go get Pierce's wardrobe.
01:00:10Can you tell me something?
01:00:12Just...
01:00:13About you?
01:00:14I feel like I don't know anything about you.
01:00:15And then everything clicked.
01:00:17Because that's the thing about great things.
01:00:19The other shoe always drops.
01:00:22You're my best friend's brother?
01:00:30You're my best friend's brother?
01:00:34What is going on?
01:00:35He's the guy I married.
01:00:37Why would you not tell me that Pierce's music manager is also your brother?
01:00:42I assumed you knew.
01:00:43No!
01:00:43Why didn't you tell me that you married Pierce's manager?
01:00:46Because you clearly hated him.
01:00:48I mean, I wanted to decide on my own terms if I should divorce him or not.
01:00:51Yeah, we obviously made your decision.
01:00:53You went on a date with Pierce.
01:00:54What?
01:00:54What date?
01:00:55I saw you guys last night.
01:00:57Oh, my God.
01:00:58Nothing happened.
01:00:58Jesus.
01:00:59You really think that little of me?
01:01:01Ollie, sweetie.
01:01:02I brought you some collagen water for your big shoe.
01:01:05There she is.
01:01:06Oliver's future wife.
01:01:08Your what?
01:01:10No.
01:01:10This is a massive misunderstanding.
01:01:12Hold on.
01:01:14Pierce is the one you were supposed to meet in Vegas.
01:01:17How did Oliver enter the picture?
01:01:20Wait.
01:01:20Did you steal my date with Elle?
01:01:26Oh, my God.
01:01:28You did?
01:01:29Yo, what the fuck, Oliver?
01:01:38Do not touch me right now.
01:01:41You tricked your way into a date with me and then you lied to me for weeks.
01:01:46I was afraid you were gonna leave.
01:01:47Can someone please tell me what the hell is going on?
01:01:52I'm dating Elle.
01:01:54No.
01:01:55No, you're not.
01:01:56Not anymore.
01:01:58Just to be clear, I want a divorce.
01:02:02You're married?
01:02:04Ew.
01:02:05Screw this.
01:02:06I'm out of here.
01:02:08Great idea.
01:02:09I'm in.
01:02:09Elle.
01:02:10No.
01:02:18Okay, start talking because that was the NBA Finals of Bad Decisions.
01:02:25I met her at the Forbes Under 30 event a year ago.
01:02:29Hey.
01:02:30You guys want your picture taken?
01:02:31All right.
01:02:32Ready?
01:02:32Get together in one, two, three.
01:02:35One, two, three.
01:02:36Beautiful.
01:02:37Nice job, you guys.
01:02:38Oh, hey.
01:02:39You guys want your picture taken?
01:02:40She was photographing the founder's luncheon.
01:02:44I couldn't stop looking at her, but I was too much of a coward to say anything.
01:02:51I saw her on Pierce's calendar and I learned that they had a date.
01:02:55And I, I don't, I, okay, I panicked, okay?
01:02:57I just, I wanted it.
01:03:00Holy shit.
01:03:02So it's true.
01:03:03You did steal his date.
01:03:04It was wrong.
01:03:05Okay.
01:03:05Everything I did was wrong.
01:03:07I'm a CEO.
01:03:09I try to control everything.
01:03:10Understatement of the century.
01:03:12But, I don't know, with Elle, I'm different.
01:03:19Better.
01:03:22I can't believe I'm saying this.
01:03:23Um.
01:03:25Go.
01:03:27Go.
01:03:28Talk to her.
01:03:29Just stop being a control freak and, and just try being human.
01:03:36And I'll, I do love you, you know.
01:03:43You too.
01:03:50Help!
01:03:52Help!
01:03:53Help!
01:03:58Help!
01:04:08It's been a month since I've seen my husband.
01:04:14I searched for joy in my solo life and stopped comparing my life to my friends' lives on Instagram.
01:04:21I found pleasure in my own company.
01:04:30Oh, the Clippers just won.
01:04:33But, deep down, I couldn't stop thinking about him.
01:04:37And so I knew it was time.
01:04:39Time to do something I thought I would never do.
01:04:46Mom?
01:04:48Hi.
01:04:50Can I, um...
01:04:52Can I come home?
01:04:55I think it's time for me to leave Los Angeles.
01:05:11Mr. Chamberlain, is the package for Ms. L. Page ready?
01:05:14Yeah.
01:05:16Just hoping it works.
01:05:27This is the last one.
01:05:28We're ready to take these to the truck, Miss.
01:05:33Goodbye, Los Angeles.
01:05:35So, you again.
01:05:37I have something for you from Mr. Chamberlain.
01:05:40Oliver Chamberlain.
01:05:42I know who he is.
01:05:45He really, really likes you, you know?
01:05:55El, first off, I want to say sorry.
01:05:59Obviously, what I did was wrong.
01:06:03Selfish.
01:06:04But you have to know, I fell in love with you a year ago at the Forbes 30 under 30
01:06:09Gala.
01:06:09Even though I never talked to you, you were so at ease with yourself.
01:06:14I envied you immensely.
01:06:18So when fate happened and my own sister set you with my brother, I stole his date.
01:06:23I couldn't help myself.
01:06:25I know we're different, El.
01:06:27But I will make this work.
01:06:30Anyway.
01:06:30Any day.
01:06:32But I leave it up to you.
01:06:35We can get a divorce.
01:06:37The papers are included here.
01:06:40Or, here's the key to your house.
01:06:43Just about ready now.
01:06:45Where we'll watch the Clippers and we'll finally have your photo note.
01:06:49I want you here, El.
01:06:51Please say yes.
01:06:53We're just about ready, Miss.
01:06:55Are we ready to go to Ohio?
01:07:07The house looks nice.
01:07:11I saw the swing.
01:07:17Who came?
01:07:19Well.
01:07:20I saw the letter.
01:07:22Cheesy.
01:07:23Or like, too much.
01:07:26No.
01:07:28Hell, I meant every word.
01:07:30I am so sorry.
01:07:34You're scared of what I would think.
01:07:36I get that.
01:07:39You shouldn't have lied to me, still.
01:07:43But, then again, I guess I've kind of been lying to you.
01:07:49By what?
01:07:53I never told you.
01:07:57I love you.
01:07:58Over.
01:08:04I love you, too.
01:08:06Ma'am.
01:08:35The rest of the year flew by.
01:08:38I moved into our house.
01:08:43Okay, okay.
01:08:46Our love for the Clippers is still going strong.
01:08:50Maybe too strong, sometimes.
01:08:54And, no matter how busy Oliver is with work, we always do a date night a week.
01:09:00No exceptions.
01:09:03And, almost a year to the date of our Vegas wedding.
01:09:08A day after my birthday.
01:09:10We renewed our vows.
01:09:12I do.
01:09:14I do.
01:09:14You may now.
01:09:16You may now.
01:09:18Not all love stories start off in disaster.
01:09:21But now, I was sure we'd last.
01:09:25We found love in a hopeless place, after all.
01:09:27No more.
01:09:27No more Aww.
01:09:31I love you.
01:09:39You may now.
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