00:05You
00:19Are you saying the map is wrong? Oh, dear. Yes, I look at Greenland
00:25Okay, now look at Africa
00:27Okay, the two land masses appear to be roughly the same size. Yes
00:31Would blow your mind if I told you that Africa is in reality 14 times larger
00:36Yes
00:38Here we have Europe drawn considerably larger than South America when it's 6.9 million square miles
00:43South America is almost double the size of Europe's 3.8 million
00:47Alaska appears three times as large as Mexico when Mexico is larger by 0.1 million square miles
00:53Germany appears in the middle of the map when it's in the northernmost quarter of the earth
00:56Wait, wait, relative size is one thing, but you're telling me that Germany isn't where we think it is
01:02Nothing's where you think it is. Where is it?
01:05I'm glad you asked
01:13What the hell is that?
01:15It's where you've been living this whole time
01:17Should we continue?
01:19Uh-huh
01:26You
