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00:03This program contains strong language, sexual scenes and references from the beginning and through.
00:09Previously on Canada Shore...
00:12Surprise bitches!
00:14Snooki is here, and I am so excited.
00:18Get me out of here!
00:19We're gonna have a great frickin' day.
00:21Thank you, Snooki!
00:22You're welcome!
00:24Don't fucking lie!
00:25At the winery, Chris and Lila get into a big fight.
00:29Fuck off!
00:30And then Lila and Isaiah got in a fight.
00:32Next caller!
00:34Shut your fucking big ass mouth.
00:36And Giselle and Isaiah were kind of tiffing it out.
00:38I'm so fucking pissed off.
00:39Don't talk to women like that! I don't give a fuck!
00:41Chill, chill, chill, chill, chill.
00:42Not everyone can handle their wine like I can.
00:46I'm just sitting here drinking my wine.
00:48Everyone better be on their best behavior tonight.
00:51Well, it's your birthday.
00:52Uh, boys!
00:54Where are these boys? I'm gonna fucking lose my shit.
00:57Happy fucking birthday!
00:59Big boom in the room can't handle us!
01:02I just wanna party. Like, I can't help it.
01:04You never know what Lila you're gonna get today.
01:07I want hot boys.
01:08And I wanna drink rosé.
01:09I don't like people telling me what to do.
01:11I'm hot, flirty, and I'm fucking insane.
01:14I'm a high energy golden retriever.
01:16Look at me sexy young and turnt.
01:18Cold beer, hot girls, let's go.
01:21I don't remember what I did last night.
01:23Overall, I make the wrong choices.
01:25La, la, la, la, la.
01:27Big boom in the room can't handle us.
01:33This is bullshit.
01:35It's my birthday and we are, like, napping.
01:39Where are the boys?
01:40What could they possibly be doing that's more important than celebrating me right now?
01:59The boys and I are putting on the hottest performance for Kiara.
02:04Oh, fuck, dude. This is what we're on?
02:07Oh, shit.
02:09Yes, bro!
02:10Girls, get ready to see us strip.
02:14We are gonna start choreographing.
02:17Chris is leading the pack.
02:18He will be telling us what to do and we're gonna do it.
02:21But I am not a big hip mover.
02:23Yeah!
02:24I have a performance background, dance background.
02:27So these guys better be fucking ready for Christopher fucking Brown.
02:32Straight line, separate, separate, separate, separate.
02:36Shirts off.
02:37Slower the better so you can be more sensual.
02:41Fuck, this is the corniest shit I've ever done in my life.
02:43This is a tough one for me.
02:45Our pants are coming off at some point.
02:46How are you gonna get your pants off?
02:48They're not tearaways, gang. You can't just...
02:50Bro, well, first of all, yours will be easy as fuck, so...
02:53I'm not taking these off, gang.
02:54I ain't gonna lie, I don't really consent to none of this.
02:57This is crazy to me, like...
02:58So we're gonna run it from the top.
03:00Boys, I wanna see hip thrust.
03:03I wanna see you swinging from that pole.
03:05I wanna see shirts off.
03:07You only have a couple of hours,
03:08and I hope we can put on the best performance for her.
03:11Try that again.
03:12Let's do it from the top.
03:16Is that the duck?
03:19It's the duck.
03:20Shut up.
03:21It's the fucking duck.
03:22I hear that phone ringing and, like,
03:25this better be something good.
03:26This is their last chance.
03:28Hello?
03:30Hey, ladies.
03:31It's Dane.
03:32I need you to get ready for a special private event
03:35for Kiara's birthday.
03:37Okay, is that it?
03:38You've got one hour.
03:39Get moving.
03:40Oh, fuck. Okay, bye.
03:41Okay, guys.
03:42Dane says you guys have one hour to get ready
03:46for a very special private event for Kiara's birthday.
03:50Let's go, bitches.
03:51I'm fucking pumped.
03:53I can't wait to get my birthday dress on.
03:55This is gonna be good.
03:56I know it.
04:02These boys, I don't know what they're doing,
04:04but the girls are looking fantabulous.
04:07It's about to be a night, Kiara.
04:09Don't even worry.
04:15We go outside and we see a limo, bitch.
04:19Oh, my God.
04:22Someone pop the champagne open right now.
04:25Wherever we're going, we are pulling up in style.
04:30I definitely am feeling like the birthday girl now.
04:33I don't really care about nothing.
04:35As long as I'm slutty.
04:36If somebody would say slutty.
04:37If somebody would say slutty.
04:38Just act up another honey.
04:39I don't know the numbers.
04:40Everything to nobody.
04:41Is this a strip club?
04:43What if we are the strippers?
04:45Oh, my God.
04:47Oh, my God.
04:47Oh, my God.
04:48Oh, my God.
04:48Oh, my God.
04:50Oh, my God.
04:50There's a giant birthday cake on the stage.
04:53What am I getting myself into?
04:59Here comes Dane.
05:01Prince of motherfucking Kelowna.
05:03Oh, my God.
05:08Hello, ladies.
05:11Girls, get ready to scream and see some muscles.
05:17Oh, my God.
05:18I'm going to have a fucking heart attack.
05:20What's happening?
05:21Oh, my God.
05:22Oh, my God.
05:26Oh, my God.
05:28Oh, my God.
05:30Oh, my God.
05:33What the fuck is going on?
05:36I've been wondering where these boys were all day,
05:39and this is better than I could have ever imagined.
05:42Holy shit, no!
05:45Oh, my God.
05:47Where's Chris going?
05:49Oh, my God!
05:51Oh, my God!
05:53Oh, my God!
05:54Oh, my God!
05:54Oh, my God!
05:56Oh, my God!
06:01Oh, my God!
06:02This is definitely not Chris's first rodeo.
06:04Oh, my God!
06:14Oh, my God!
06:17Oh, my God!
06:17Oh, my God!
06:18These boys are skilled.
06:22Oh, my God!
06:24Oh, my God!
06:26Oh, my God!
06:27Like, I can't even...
06:30No!
06:31Yeah, girl!
06:33Happy birthday!
06:34Okay.
06:36Okay.
06:37Bauer looks so damn fine.
06:40I do want to make it rain.
06:46I'm so scared.
06:50Oh, my goodness.
06:52Oh, my goodness.
06:54People back home, they always said I'd be a male stripper when I'm older,
06:57and I guess I'm living up to, you know, what they've told me.
07:03Hopefully, Buddy doesn't get hard, because that would be fucking hilarious.
07:06This is a fucking treat for sure.
07:10Like, this is crazy.
07:11I'm getting a private dance from my man, my man, my man.
07:16He's like a professional.
07:18Why is he so good?
07:22Craziest shit I've ever experienced.
07:25Oh, my God.
07:26He's done this before, for sure.
07:29They're going to the jungle tonight.
07:31I'm so happy.
07:32I really can't believe all this was for me.
07:34Woo!
07:35I don't know how the men sit here and not get boners.
07:39Kiara, you're fucking welcome.
07:41Next birthday, I need a fucking chock.
07:50We rented out this club, so it's empty, it's just us, but we're going to have our party.
07:56This is going so good for everybody.
07:58We needed this.
07:59I guess stripping fixes everything.
08:04It's kind of a weirdly wholesome moment.
08:07You know, you don't usually have wholesome moments in a strip club.
08:11That was so out of character for me.
08:14I can't believe I did that.
08:15We needed a little upside down.
08:16I was like...
08:17Yeah.
08:19Who we chat for a sec?
08:21Today is hard on me.
08:22Like, things are a little off of me.
08:24And just, uh, she kind of said things that I don't really like.
08:27I'm not really liking where we're at.
08:28So, I need to make things right.
08:32I hate you.
08:33I don't hate you, though.
08:37I could never hate you.
08:39Look at you.
08:40Stop flirting with me, Isaiah.
08:42I know.
08:43I got some growing to do, but I'm going to be the person that you deserve.
08:46I promise you that.
08:47I just want to know, like, you're down to go on a date with me tomorrow?
08:51Love to.
08:52You would love to?
08:53Okay, let's do it then.
08:55I'm kind of upset with myself.
08:56Like, I was standing on business, and now I'm like, ooh, a date?
09:01Okay.
09:02I love effort.
09:03And if a man is showing me some effort, I could deal with it.
09:06I'm taking her on a date tomorrow.
09:07Really?
09:08Oh, Isaiah.
09:10I'm going to make her rant.
09:13I love you.
09:14I love you too, baby.
09:15I love, sister.
09:16I'm sorry.
09:17I'm never going to disrespect you again.
09:26I don't want to put my shirt on.
09:28Don't.
09:29Keep it off.
09:30Evan, take your shirt off.
09:31Wonderful.
09:32Wonderful.
09:33Thanks.
09:33The last couple days, I've just been very attentive to Riley.
09:39My coochie's out.
09:40Things are starting to, like, annoy me.
09:43And now I'm seeing some chit-chat and eye contact with Bauer.
09:47And I'm like, stay in your fucking lane.
09:50How banging would this place be just packed?
09:52I want to be here.
09:53I want to see some tits.
09:54I want to see some ass.
09:55Right?
09:55I don't know if Bauer likes her.
09:57I don't know if she likes Bauer.
09:58But every time I look, she's, like, just shaking.
10:00And everyone look at me, look at me, look at me.
10:02Like, girl, just sit down.
10:04I want to go in the pool.
10:06Look, see?
10:07Riley.
10:07Really fucking pissing me the fuck off.
10:10She got fucking bored of Emmett.
10:12So she moved on to the next fucking guy.
10:14I've noticed it, too.
10:15But I think that tonight we just should get lit as fuck.
10:18I can kind of see where Key's coming from.
10:20I kind of know the way that Riley acts.
10:23But right now, Bauer's on the opposite side of the room,
10:25not really looking at Riley.
10:27I know Key's paranoid, but it's her birthday.
10:29And so I'm just going to go along with it.
10:33We are bravest party.
10:35Back to the motherfucking shore house.
10:39Let's go.
10:42Let's go.
10:46We leave the bar, and I see Bauer, like, go in the car behind Riley.
10:51I'm thinking now, like, why didn't he come in my car?
10:53And then I really start spiraling.
10:56All I'm going to say is I'm not going in the jungle tonight.
10:58So if anybody wants to jungle, take it.
11:00It might turn around.
11:01I don't want it to turn around.
11:02Is there something going on that I don't know about?
11:04Now I'm just pissed.
11:06I'm not in the mood.
11:07Wait, what happened?
11:08What's wrong?
11:09Shh.
11:10Nobody fucking talked to me right now.
11:14Liquid Zoo blessed me.
11:16I think the jungle's going to bless you, my boy.
11:18Hey, who knows?
11:20We get back to the house.
11:21We had the best time at the strip club for Key's birthday.
11:24I brought the cheesecake from the strip club.
11:27Yo, Bauer, let me chat with you.
11:28Let me chat with you.
11:30I'm not sure what's happening in Key's head, but, like, in the car, she looked like she was about to
11:35cry.
11:35And I'm like, Key, what is wrong?
11:37So I don't have to let Bauer know.
11:39Yo, what happened with you and Key? Did something happen?
11:41Well, I didn't really do anything.
11:42In the car ride, she was, like, about to cry.
11:45Over me?
11:45Like, what the fuck happened?
11:47No, I had no idea.
11:48I just, I made her an ice cream cake.
11:49I'm about to go show it to her.
11:51Why can't we all just be good?
11:53Cordial, bro.
11:54There's always something, bro.
11:56She wouldn't tell me why.
11:57It was really weird.
11:59Interesting.
11:59Interesting.
12:00I don't know what this could be about because, like, I'm like, what the fuck did I do?
12:05So, uh, now I just gotta talk to Key.
12:07Come here.
12:09Where?
12:10Come here.
12:11Outside.
12:11Well, I can't tell you.
12:12Outside.
12:13Mm-hmm.
12:14Are you pulling me for a shot?
12:16Are you okay?
12:17No.
12:18Why?
12:18What's wrong?
12:19You're clueless, are you?
12:21You do seem like something's wrong.
12:23So, what do you think's wrong?
12:24I don't know.
12:25I...
12:26No idea?
12:26Like, actually, I really don't.
12:28No clue at all?
12:30No.
12:31What in the hell are you talking about right now?
12:34Promise?
12:35Like, I'm super clueless right now.
12:37Today.
12:37I'm sorry.
12:38What's wrong?
12:38What is this?
12:39Well, that's part of this.
12:40That's why.
12:41What is this?
12:43Oh, my God.
12:44I made you an ice cream cake.
12:46You made me an ice cream cake.
12:48This is really fucking sweet.
12:51This is for me.
12:52Wait, you don't have my pleasure.
12:53What's...
12:53You have to tell me what's wrong before you...
12:55No.
12:57You didn't met me.
12:57I don't know why.
12:58I just, um...
13:00There's, like, a...
13:03Idea floating around that you and Riley have just been too close lately.
13:08Oh, my God.
13:09Oh, my God.
13:10What the fuck?
13:11Like, what?
13:13Riley's a gorgeous girl.
13:14But, like, just because you're attracted doesn't mean, you know, I'm attracted.
13:17So, I'm like, where is this coming from?
13:20I don't even care about it.
13:22That's the thing.
13:22That's why.
13:23You do, because you're upset.
13:24And you're pissed.
13:24The thing is, though, with me, I'm very quick to detach.
13:29Brutal.
13:30Shitty words.
13:31But...
13:31I know.
13:32I'm sorry.
13:32Um...
13:33That one shitty little sentence, I detach quickly.
13:37Hit me like a fucking semi-truck because I've had really shitty past experiences with a girl.
13:43Essentially, just leaving.
13:45So, I have a very anxious attachment style.
13:47With Ki, once I hear that, I'm like, fuck.
13:50She can forget about me, but it's, like...
13:53It's a lot harder for me to do that to her.
13:56Where this came from was...
13:59Oh, now he's gone.
14:00Fuck.
14:01Fuck.
14:01Fuck.
14:02Fuck.
14:04Does she feel better?
14:06I don't know.
14:07What's that?
14:07Made her an ice cream cake.
14:09Aw.
14:10Fuck.
14:11What's the matter?
14:12Birthdays are always hard, though.
14:13What's happening?
14:14No, I'm good.
14:15I'm good.
14:15I'm good.
14:16I'm good.
14:16I'm good.
14:17I'm good.
14:17What happened?
14:18Oh, no.
14:19I don't know what the fuck's going on, but Bauer's huffing and puffing, which is how Bauer crashes
14:24out, for the record.
14:27B's, like, going through his thing.
14:29Look.
14:29No, he's fine.
14:30He's fine.
14:30No, that's how he gets when he gets really stressed out.
14:33Okay, that's cringe, honestly.
14:35I'm crashing out.
14:36Me and Key are not exclusive with each other, so I hate myself for reacting the way that
14:41I am.
14:42Fuck that.
14:43Fuck that.
14:44Fuck that.
14:46Fuck that.
14:48Fuck that.
14:49Fuck!
14:50Fuck!
14:51Fuck!
14:51Fuck!
14:52Fucking fuck!
14:54Oh, my God.
14:56Don't fuck!
14:58Ew.
14:59I stand by my decision to stay away from these guys.
15:01That's fucking cringes.
15:02Fuck!
15:03Fuck me, dude.
15:05Figure the fuck out.
15:07Uh-oh.
15:08Like, I know he's upset.
15:09I didn't know he was this upset.
15:12Who are you yelling at?
15:14Me, dude.
15:15Why are you yelling at you?
15:17Cuz.
15:17Figure it out.
15:18Figure what out?
15:20Me.
15:21What, baby?
15:22Cuz, that sucks.
15:23Stop!
15:24What are you doing?
15:24Dude, that's so annoying.
15:26Your one sentence out there, that was like my trigger.
15:30Aw, babe.
15:31I'm sorry for saying anything that I said today.
15:34It was stupid.
15:35I didn't even want to talk about it, but you were pushing it out of me.
15:39When it comes to me and guys, I'm very quick to, like, attach to somebody, but I also
15:44can be very quick to de-attach as well.
15:47I don't like you like that.
15:48That's just who I am.
15:50I didn't say it to, like, hurt him.
15:52You could have literally just ended it at the Riley thing, cuz that's fucking so dumb.
15:58Why believe that?
16:00Because there was a couple things tonight at the club where they just kind of rubbed me
16:04the wrong way, and I'm like, wait, is this true?
16:07I should have never said what I said, and I hope you know I didn't mean it.
16:10I think I was starting to get to a point where I was just getting a little ticked off with
16:14Riley's behavior.
16:15I was frustrated by everything she was doing, so I think those questions were just coming up in my mind.
16:21I'm glad that it's now cleared up.
16:23I'm sorry.
16:24It's all right.
16:25I should have never made that comment.
16:27Me and Key are relatively fine now, but seeing her tell me that she's able to detach so quick.
16:34It's Picasso'd in my brain.
16:36It happened.
16:37You can't change it.
16:38Baby, I just want you to stay.
16:52Aren't you going on a date today?
16:54Yeah.
16:55What do you think he's gonna have planned for you?
16:57Just something very intimate.
16:58Like how she talked to him.
17:02Grandma!
17:04Today's my grandma's 90th birthday.
17:06Growing up, I spent a lot of time at my grandma's house.
17:09We are super close, so I'm gonna give her a call to see how she's doing.
17:1290 years old, bro.
17:14What did she live through?
17:159-11?
17:179-11.
17:17Yeah.
17:18No shit.
17:19I was alive for that, you dumb dog.
17:22Oh, it's ringing.
17:23It's ringing.
17:24Hello?
17:25Hey, Grandma, it's Emmett.
17:26Whoa!
17:27Oh, hi, Emmett.
17:28I'm calling to wish you a happy birthday.
17:30Well, thank you very much.
17:31Are you hanging in there?
17:33Certainly.
17:33Certainly.
17:34That's awesome.
17:35Yeah, I'm making lots of friends and doing lots of crazy stuff.
17:39Oh, for heaven's sake.
17:40Yeah.
17:40Oh.
17:41Well, I'm here with a couple of my friends that I made.
17:44They're gonna wish you a happy birthday, too.
17:46Hey, young lady.
17:48Happy birthday.
17:49I'm another year older.
17:51You're still young.
17:52I hope you have a great day, though.
17:54Hey, Grandma.
17:55My name's Ethan.
17:56What was your name?
17:57Phyllis.
17:58That's a lovely name, Phyllis.
17:59Oh, thank you very much.
18:01Obviously, I'm not flirting, but I'm kind of just being really nice and charming.
18:05You're the loveliest day ever.
18:06Okay.
18:07He's in the mail, so I'm sure Ethan has hit on a couple grandmas before.
18:11Oh, God.
18:13All right.
18:14Love ya.
18:14Love you, too.
18:17Aw.
18:17She's saying bye, too.
18:18Dude, that was awesome.
18:19Cute, dude.
18:20Great.
18:20Wake that fire.
18:23Let's burn it up.
18:25Make that fire.
18:26Let's turn it up.
18:32Oh, no.
18:33God, no.
18:34No.
18:36No.
18:36No.
18:36What do you mean, no?
18:38Oh, my God.
18:39Come on.
18:41Dane walks in.
18:42I love him, but he means work.
18:44Sorry to disturb the breakfast, but we do have some work to do today.
18:50Ooh.
18:51I'm going to need Ethan.
18:54Emi.
18:55No.
18:56I'm going to need Foward.
18:58Oh, there it is.
18:58Huge.
18:59Yes, sir.
19:00Key and I, we had, like, a weird situation last night, so I'm ready to get out of the house.
19:05And finally, I need Riley.
19:11Oh, thank God.
19:12Thank God.
19:13You four are going to go work at a winery.
19:17Yeah!
19:19I'm actually super excited.
19:21I find, like, vineyard vibes are just really fun, and there's always, like, rich men, so.
19:32That's all wine, bro.
19:33That's insane, dude.
19:35This place is stunning.
19:36It seems fake.
19:37Like, I feel like I'm in a live postcard right now.
19:40Like, it is beautiful.
19:42I have two jobs for you today, so we're going to go through some pruners and cut some grapes.
19:47The second job, we're going to remove some weeds under the irrigation, and at the same time, those people are
19:53going to look for a broken irrigation.
19:55What the fuck is an irrigation?
19:57I've never heard this word before, and it's stressing me out.
20:00Okay, so how we start this pruning job, very important.
20:04The man you keep, never cut, but the one at the back, you cut.
20:07I'm sure you guys, you've had a tea bag before.
20:11A tea bag or a ball sack?
20:15After the day, we'll drink wine.
20:18Depends on how many weeds you pour.
20:19Tell me right now, no, tell me right now, because I'll be the best weed whacker you've ever saw.
20:22If you can get ten rows done, then we'll go for wine.
20:25Ten old rows!
20:25Ten rows!
20:26I want wine at the end of all this, so I'm getting this job done, and I'm doing it fast.
20:35Surprisingly, Emmy is, like, working hard.
20:39I'm quite impressed.
20:41Dude!
20:42Dude!
20:44What the fuck?
20:56What a fun little day.
20:57This is so cute!
20:59Giselle set the dream date for her.
21:01It would be if we went to the skate park and I thought I had to skate.
21:04So, here we are, a surprise.
21:06I'm sure she's going to love it.
21:08You want to see something?
21:09I want to see something crazy, do it.
21:10Yeah, we in the air now, just the city's end.
21:14Oh, shit!
21:18There we go.
21:24Hey!
21:25That was, that was sick!
21:30Oh, okay.
21:33That was hot.
21:33I saw him go whoop.
21:34Well, I said, yep, do that inside me next time.
21:37Um, yeah, my turn.
21:39Okay, you ready?
21:40Yeah.
21:41You go down, just stay, just stay level on your board.
21:43Don't lean too far back.
21:44Okay.
21:45Look down at your board.
21:47Oh, my God!
21:48Oh!
21:48Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.
21:50That was good shit.
21:52Honestly, I'm proud of her.
21:54That's my little baby girl, for real.
21:58That's pretty cool, man.
22:00Yeah, you having fun here?
22:01Yeah, I am.
22:02Yeah?
22:02Mm-hmm.
22:03No more arguments and bullshit.
22:06I'm sorry if I was being bitchy.
22:08I'm sorry.
22:09Everybody got feelings.
22:10Everybody handle it differently.
22:12Yeah.
22:12I get a little avoidant when it comes to my problems,
22:15and you...
22:16You think so?
22:17Yeah.
22:17We had a couple ups and downs, but me and Giselle
22:20are doing really good.
22:22I'm not really used to things ever getting too deep,
22:25but, you know, when somebody really treat me right,
22:27then it's like, damn.
22:30And surely enough, here I am catching feelings,
22:34all types of shit.
22:36You felt very special today.
22:38I just want to make you feel special.
22:40Prove to you that I really do care.
22:43Isaiah and I are good now.
22:44I think we definitely moved past all the bullshit.
22:48We're gonna grow and see what happens.
22:50But I'm just scared to actually let myself go
22:53and let myself actually just enjoy it and like him
22:58and love him and all that.
23:00I don't want to do that.
23:02That's cute.
23:03That's real cute, actually.
23:05That's the cute shit.
23:06I love it.
23:11Like, is this one?
23:12You cut that guy?
23:13Yeah.
23:14He was describing it like if it's a wiener,
23:16they want to cut the balls off.
23:17Huh.
23:18That hurts.
23:19I know I didn't get the grittiest job today,
23:21but I'll be the hardest worker at pruning these grapes.
23:24I think we are doing really good, actually.
23:27Yeah, dude.
23:30Summer's almost done.
23:31We're gonna be going home soon.
23:32Like, you and Emmett, how do you feel about him?
23:35He was the first person I bonded with here.
23:37Like, I had the most in-depth conversations with him,
23:39and then I just, he ghosted.
23:41And not on a romantic level.
23:43Like, he made it really, like,
23:44he really wanted to go a different route,
23:46so I went with him.
23:47But then, yeah, like...
23:49She's giving me the details on, like, her and Emmett,
23:51but Riley's just making it way longer,
23:53more difficult than it has to be.
23:56So, I'm zoning out right now.
23:58Just, like, I didn't know where my place was,
23:59and I struggled with that.
24:01And because I don't catch feelings on the outside,
24:02I went through, like, a spiral of my own brain.
24:04But, okay, wait, let me reframe also.
24:06He was my closest friend,
24:07and then it had this weird energy
24:09that I didn't know if I could talk to him.
24:10I didn't know if I could talk to you.
24:12Bro, Riley overthinks everything so much.
24:16I'm like, dude, chill the fuck out.
24:18I'll explain that I communicated at all.
24:22What?
24:23I just fucked one of the good ones.
24:25That was a big one.
24:27Anyway.
24:28I think Ethan and Emmy,
24:29they're probably having less serious conversations,
24:31and I bet you they're having fun with what they're doing.
24:34Oh, fuck, there's a leak.
24:37Finally finished,
24:37getting all the weeds out of the ground.
24:39And then we need to fix these pipes
24:41we see leaking along the way.
24:43So I'm gonna screw this on.
24:45Ah!
24:49No, I can't!
24:50Ah!
24:53Oh!
24:54No, my shoe.
24:56I'm getting filthy doing this job.
25:00My shoes are ruined, and I'm covered in mud.
25:03Ethan!
25:04I'm not helping you.
25:05Ah!
25:07Oh, hi, girl.
25:09We have such the messy job.
25:10I need my wine.
25:12Right now.
25:13Come on.
25:13Etienne, how we do, buddy?
25:16You think that's looking good?
25:17Yay.
25:18You finished your ten rolls of weed?
25:19Yes.
25:20We can head at the winery for a glass of wine.
25:22And I'm friggin' sweaty.
25:24Ah!
25:25Come on, let's go.
25:27That was hard work.
25:29Oh, can you shut up?
25:30It's time for some wine.
25:32We need this.
25:33Okay, cheers to a really hard, great day's work.
25:36That's right.
25:38Cheers.
25:38Cheesy cheers.
25:39Like meatball chug, meatball chug.
25:42Cheese chug, I don't fuckin' hold your ass.
25:43Wine is not meant to be sipped.
25:45Whoever said that's a fuckin' coward.
25:49Oh, my boys.
25:51They're stupid.
25:52Cheers.
25:52Oh, my boys.
25:57Oh, I have a funny question, okay?
25:59What?
25:59Give me your top five, then we will.
26:00Top five people in the house?
26:02I do like you all, but if I had to pick, like,
26:05my favorite person, it would be Emmett, then Riley.
26:09And then I like Giselle, Chris.
26:11I'll do one to least.
26:13Ethan, Emmett, Key, Giselle, Emmy.
26:19Oh, Zay, fuck.
26:21Ethan, Emmett.
26:22Key.
26:22Key.
26:23Well, I don't know if Key's, like...
26:27Key's not up there.
26:28I don't know if I just put Key just because it's Key.
26:30Yeah.
26:30So it's in between Key and Zay.
26:34Yeah, but, like, me and Zay have always been really chill.
26:36Yeah.
26:36Yeah.
26:37Bauer just ranks his bird fifth.
26:41Dude.
26:44What the fuck, man?
26:45Dig in his grave right now, dude.
26:47Fuck it.
26:49I'm flattered I'm number one, but come on, bro.
26:52I don't fuckin' know.
26:59Trying to open that wine bottle was just difficult.
27:02It's a hard day at the winery.
27:04It was so much fun.
27:06It was literally the most beautiful spot we've been to yet.
27:09We know that we did a good job out there,
27:11so I think we deserve my homemade fried chicken.
27:15Fuck yeah.
27:15Wanna see how Daddy makes his chicken?
27:17Eating your meat together.
27:18Yeah.
27:19What can we say?
27:20Now, don't make this weird, darling.
27:21We have the two whitest boys in this house making fried chicken.
27:25I don't know how to feel about that.
27:26That chicken's getting cooked like a motherfucker.
27:28Eh.
27:29Is this a bad time?
27:31Don't burn yourself.
27:33What the fuck am I looking at right now?
27:34Key took my pants off.
27:36So, I took food nutrition in high school,
27:38and I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to cook naked.
27:41There's gotta be some sort of biohazard there,
27:43with his fucking asshole being out.
27:46Put up some goddamn pants.
27:47It's ready.
27:52Mmm.
27:53It's the most aggressive eater on the planet.
27:55Take that one.
27:55Yeah.
27:56Anyone have a drum?
27:57How are those?
27:58Delicious.
28:00Chicken's firing.
28:01You ever come to Calgary, you hit my line,
28:03you come to the cookout.
28:05Oh, chicken.
28:05Invited to the cookout.
28:15I'm a creature of the night.
28:17Like you when the sun don't shine.
28:19Come alive until the moonlight.
28:23Whoa.
28:24Someone's at the door.
28:26Someone's here.
28:27Fuck.
28:28I smell like chicken.
28:30Hi.
28:31Whoa.
28:32Hi.
28:33How's it going?
28:34Not too bad.
28:35Your boss sent me.
28:36Dane sent you.
28:36I'm Tiffany.
28:37I'm a psychic medium.
28:39Yeah!
28:40I'm so excited.
28:41I'm so excited.
28:42I'm so excited.
28:42I grew up around this sort of thing.
28:43My mom does terror readings,
28:45and this is completely up my alley.
28:46No, I don't trust that.
28:48That freaks me out.
28:50I'm genuinely terrified.
28:53Get her away from me.
28:54You're a witch?
28:55No, I'm not a witch.
28:56No, you're psychic.
28:56Good grief.
28:57I'm a clairaudient clairvoyant,
28:59so I channel.
29:01Oh.
29:02I love it.
29:02I love it.
29:03So I was thinking we'll do some readings.
29:05Sound good?
29:05Okay.
29:06Oh, I'm so excited.
29:08All right.
29:08Yeah, this is going to be me.
29:09I'm pumped.
29:10I can't wait.
29:11I'm like, tell me everything I need to know.
29:13I just want her to tell me everything's going to be okay.
29:16I'm going to get my stuff out.
29:17Dude, I open the door.
29:19I'm like, oh.
29:20Did you see a stripper?
29:21Bro.
29:22I told her that she was.
29:25I don't do my fortune.
29:26I don't do any stuff like that.
29:27The only person who can tell me where I'm going in life is Jesus and my dad.
29:32You're not fucking telling me where I'm going.
29:33Absolutely not.
29:35Get her the fuck away from me.
29:37Lila is fucking shitting herself.
29:40She looks like a witch, so I'm done.
29:42She doesn't fuck with any of this psychic stuff.
29:47Either she's fake or she's censored by Satan himself.
29:49Those are your two options.
29:51Why would you gamble with that?
29:52Are you going to do this?
29:53Absolutely not.
29:54I won't even talk to her.
29:55I rebuke her in the name of Jesus Christ.
29:59This is exactly how I grew up.
30:00Like, this is the vibe.
30:02Get this the F away from me.
30:03And Riley, the one with the worst luck in the fucking house, is like, oh, I do this all the
30:08time.
30:08No wonder your life's in shambles, bitch.
30:11You fucking are cursed!
30:13It's more of an energy pull.
30:15That's, like, what you really get.
30:17I want this random woman who looks like she fucking just woke up from fucking 60 years in the grave.
30:22The energy pulled me so she can eat my energy so I can die the next few weeks.
30:26No, she's gonna eat my energy, bro.
30:28I don't do deals with the devil.
30:30You can go get your fucking hand cursed or whatever the fuck you guys are doing out there.
30:34I'm not participating, thank you.
30:37I'm protesting.
30:39How long have you been doing this for?
30:41Uh, four years.
30:42How did you, like, know?
30:43Uh, I started playing with, uh, what I thought was an imaginary friend, but it was actually a friend that
30:49had passed away in grade one.
30:50Yeah, I don't know, man.
30:53You and Giselle, you need to really think about...
30:58Hold on, sorry.
31:06She was, like, scribbling and she'd be like...
31:10Like, bitch, there's nobody there.
31:12You can butt heads, but you guys can actually have a really, really strong relationship.
31:17Like, a really strong friendship.
31:18They keep pulling her towards me, so showing me that your friendship could actually be something that's really valuable to
31:23both of you.
31:24I mean, that made me happy if that's the truth.
31:26Do I believe it fully?
31:28No.
31:29This woman's a walking Ouija board.
31:31She could have had a more pleasant look to her.
31:34Oh, fuck, I thought you guys were her.
31:36Jesus Christ.
31:37I'm ready.
31:38Fuck.
31:39Fuck.
31:39I'm not taking any chances.
31:40I'm not superstitious.
31:42I'm a little stitious.
31:43I'm excited.
31:45I'm really excited.
31:46You're excited?
31:47I see some emotions up and down with you while you're here.
31:50Have you gotten close to any of the females in the house?
31:53Kind of.
31:54You're a little hard on yourself.
31:56Hmm.
31:57I'm not hard on myself.
31:59I'm actually pretty easy on myself.
32:00I didn't really find out anything.
32:03All right.
32:04When I'm communicating with your spirit team, your guides, one of the biggest things I picked up is your relationships
32:11with women.
32:12With women?
32:14Yeah.
32:14Really?
32:15Yeah.
32:16One of the things I was picking up is actually the woman you'll settle down with.
32:20They're not this crazy, crazy girl.
32:23They're gonna be a lot quieter.
32:25Key's not particularly quiet, so she's not really describing Key at all.
32:30Have you started a bit of a relationship with somebody here?
32:35Mm-hmm.
32:35They're saying that you need to pull back from any drama, because drama's not his vibe.
32:40You guys do have the option to turn into something, and you would make a good team.
32:44Bauer and I have definitely been on the right track, so I think hearing from this psychic lady that we
32:50have the potential to go further with each other is just, it's nice to hear.
32:54Fingers crossed.
32:57That was really weird.
32:59What'd she say?
33:00Nothing.
33:02Okay, love.
33:03All right, let's see.
33:08Okay, so the first thing that really comes through is, like, your Instagram and your followers just going, like, really,
33:14really, really big.
33:15It's huge, okay?
33:16And there's, like, this big blue mark on it.
33:19All this is going to be extremely huge.
33:21You're going places to feed her.
33:23I've been questioning myself through this entire experience, and that just shows me that I'm doing the right thing.
33:28I'm on the right path.
33:30How was that?
33:30She just kept saying, my spirit, guys, your Instagram's just going higher and higher.
33:35What?
33:36Psychic medium, my ass.
33:38That's all you got out of that?
33:39That was just what she just said.
33:41Oh, yeah, she's the fucking knower of all.
33:43Your Instagram following is skyrocketing.
33:47Oh, my God, Lila.
33:48Can you take a lap, ya man?
33:50Take a lap.
33:51Bitch.
33:52That lady charges, by the way.
33:55Okay.
33:56The first thing I want to say to you, girls in general, we're just taught to just compete.
34:02But in places, yeah.
34:03The sidekick was telling me, don't get too caught up in the drama.
34:06And there was a point there where Riley and I were, like, really competing with each other.
34:10I'm now, like, realizing that we're actually just, like, a lot more alike than we think.
34:15If we can just understand each other, we actually could get along so well.
34:20I think so, too.
34:21Been through a lot of shit.
34:22You've been through a lot of shit.
34:23I feel like, if anything, we've been through the same shit.
34:28There's so much more alike than we think of.
34:31I was just like, I'm so confused.
34:34I'm so confused.
34:35What is happening right now?
34:36Why are you guys humping each other?
34:39No, this makes me so happy.
34:40Yeah, I'm dead.
34:41You and me, right?
34:42I'm so happy I'm dead.
34:44I think this is a really weird situation.
34:46Very.
34:47It's not lasting.
34:48Riley and Key are talking about how much they love each other.
34:53I'm sorry, huh?
34:55Get out of my train!
34:57You're controlling me.
34:59You're controlling me.
35:01I don't know what I'm trying to do.
35:03Bitch, why are you trying to be me?
35:04And why am I trying to be you?
35:05We are like two sisters.
35:07Right.
35:07Right.
35:07It's like the girl's been possessed by the psychic.
35:10Why are women so weird?
35:11What?
35:12Oh my God.
35:14Face check.
35:15Camera check.
35:16Angle check.
35:17Oh.
35:18Stunning.
35:19Looking too damn good.
35:20Gonna talk that cool.
35:22The psychic's gone.
35:24The vibe is boring.
35:25So I think it's time for me to start some drama.
35:28Riley, I hate to bring it to you, but the entire world doesn't revolve around you.
35:34That's not very nice.
35:35I never feel bad about what I say.
35:37We know.
35:37We know.
35:38I say what I say and I mean what I mean all the time.
35:41And we know.
35:41And we know.
35:41I have something to say.
35:43Say it.
35:43Shut the fuck up, Chris.
35:45We are a family now, but you know families, they can get sticky.
35:49They can get a little rowdy.
35:52Oh.
35:53Y'all are gonna say, ah!
35:56Shut up!
35:58Why would you give Lila pots and pans?
36:02I want one!
36:04Lila!
36:05You are fucking insane!
36:08The psychic.
36:09She may be a witch.
36:10Casting spells on these people.
36:14Stop.
36:15Have you encountered a few witches in your life?
36:18Yeah.
36:19I bet you some shorties casting a spell on me as we speak.
36:23Hey, listen up!
36:26Hurry it up!
36:27Tonight we're going back to this country bar.
36:29And I'm ecstatic.
36:30I'm so excited.
36:31Oh, I'm ready to party, bro.
36:34Let's have a good fucking awesome fucking time.
36:37Oh, yo, it's live outside tonight.
36:39Look at these fucking creatures.
36:43Uh-huh.
36:45Yeah.
36:45What the fuck is up?
36:47Boots on the porch and some dust on the jeans.
36:49Been a long week grinding.
36:51Oh, we outside, my boy.
36:54Yes!
36:56How you feeling, my boy?
36:57Good, dude.
36:58Come on, dance.
36:59Yeah, yeah.
37:01This whole night, I've been kind of, like, agitated by Key.
37:05After hearing, you know, her say, like, I detach so easily.
37:09That's playing in my head, so I'm not attached to, you know, Key by the hip tonight.
37:14Right?
37:14Like, I just want to have fun.
37:16Where are you from?
37:18Where are you from?
37:19Yeah.
37:20So am I.
37:21She's not even cute.
37:23You and your blonde hair and blue eyes need to walk away.
37:25Right?
37:26I know.
37:26It's a party trick of mine.
37:28My feelings for Bauer, they're growing stronger and stronger for him every day.
37:32So to see him talking to people, it's not great.
37:35And you know what?
37:36I can tell that something is just off.
37:40I stole your drink.
37:41I know.
37:42Okay, great to meet you.
37:44Dude, she's from the smallest town in Saskatchewan ever.
37:48I don't know what Saskatchewan is.
37:51Oh, hey.
37:54Uh, it was great to meet you.
37:56You're pretty cool.
37:57Is that your girl over there with the cowboy hat?
38:00It's like my in-the-house girl, yeah.
38:02Dude, you, like, trying to make her jealous by talking to me?
38:05He left me, like, high and dry to go talk to somebody.
38:09That was really rude.
38:11Honestly, fuck off Bauer.
38:12I'm not mad.
38:13I actually don't care.
38:14Check my vibe, vibe, vibe, vibe.
38:17You better check my vibe.
38:19What the fuck is Lila?
38:21Lila right now is super drunk, and I'm very proud of her.
38:25You better check my vibe.
38:27Come on, you better check my vibe.
38:29Check my vibe, vibe, vibe, vibe.
38:31Goddamn, Lila.
38:32Yeah.
38:33What the fuck?
38:36Get up!
38:37She's five!
38:39Lila, girl!
38:40You're off your rocker!
38:42You're cut off!
38:44I love she got so drunk.
38:46I wanna go back inside.
38:49Free Lila!
38:52At this moment, all I wish is that Lila would be here with me,
38:56but she got kicked out.
38:58Yes, bitch!
39:00I meet a hot girl.
39:02Finally, somebody hot that I've met in Kelowna.
39:06I love her!
39:07Do we know her?
39:08I love her!
39:10Gabriella!
39:11I want her to meet the guys.
39:14You have two options right there.
39:16You better flirt with him, or you better flirt with him.
39:19She thinks all the guys are hot.
39:21I go, pick your poison.
39:24I don't want to meet you.
39:25Meet me?
39:26Yeah.
39:27Um...
39:28Ooh.
39:29Like, I'm not interested in her.
39:31Like, she is not my thing.
39:32He and all those shorts over here!
39:34Isaiah!
39:35Isaiah!
39:36Isaiah!
39:38I'm not letting that happen.
39:39I'm not doing shit.
39:40No, but she can't talk to you.
39:42Who is this girl?
39:43And why is she uppity uppity in our man's faces right now?
39:46I don't understand what's going on.
39:47Chris was trying to hook me up with a blonde.
39:49I was like, shut your ass up.
39:51He's toxic.
39:52He really toxic.
39:53Christopher, you messy fuck.
39:55I know you love the drama, you love to stir the pot,
39:58but you find this friend and decide to create mess.
40:01You're actually ridiculous.
40:02Where's Bauer?
40:04Let's set you up with somebody hot.
40:07Bauer is so hot.
40:08I introduced you to Isaiah.
40:10I gotta introduce you to Bauer as well.
40:12Do you want to draw it?
40:14I just had one.
40:14Thank you, though.
40:15She just went up to Bauer and said,
40:16can I get you a drink?
40:18I'm trying to say competent.
40:20Chris is a little shitster tonight.
40:22He's getting this girl to hit on everyone's man.
40:25No, girl, you can't buy them a drink, quite frankly.
40:28Leave them alone.
40:29She's talking about right now.
40:31Wow.
40:31She is you.
40:32Grab him, grab him.
40:33I'll grab him.
40:34I've been grabbing Isaiah.
40:35I'll grab him.
40:36The girls are mad, mad.
40:39I said, I'm trying to say competent.
40:40You go, why?
40:41And that's the Chris thing.
40:44Chris is trying to make drama,
40:45and what you're not going to do is be a part of it,
40:47so what I did was take you out of the equation.
40:48Oh, thanks.
40:50Oh, they're talking shit about me.
40:52Chris is being messy.
40:52I don't like it.
40:53I don't like this messiness.
40:55Cheers to being the most hated bitches in the club.
40:57Why are they so bad?
40:58I didn't do anything.
40:59Because you're hot, and they're not.
41:02Go away.
41:02Go away.
41:03Giselle is pissed because this girl has more confidence
41:06in her pinky than Giselle has in her entire body.
41:09If you need to die your hair bottle blonde,
41:11you're at least a six.
41:12I know why you're talking.
41:13Anyway, I hope you have a great night.
41:15You're a forearm.
41:16You're a forearm.
41:16Enjoy you.
41:18Riley has to put her nose into every single situation.
41:22Keep talking.
41:23You're so pissed about you.
41:24All you do is talk.
41:25All you do is talk.
41:25He loves the drama.
41:27I'm not worried about you.
41:28You're 30 next time.
41:29Nobody likes you.
41:31Fuck you.
41:32Go find some bitch.
41:33If you fuck with me, it's fine.
41:34But if you fuck with Giselle, I'll freak out.
41:37You fucked with Giselle, now I'm freaking out.
41:38He perfectly sent out corpse-wide-looking bitch.
41:41That's why I grabbed you.
41:42So fuck Quinn Bowers and fuck what I said.
41:44Lila was playing in the middle of the dance floor, dead.
41:47And she got drug out.
41:48She was full up on her back on the floor.
41:50Is she still there?
41:51No, they took her out.
41:56What a good time.
41:57I lost two nails kicked out of the fucking bar.
42:06When I get kicked out, I feel at home.
42:10I'm going in the pool.
42:16What a good fucking time.
42:18Sometimes you just gotta get kicked out.
42:19I'm breathing.
42:25Bad.
42:33Fucking Chris, sweetest bitch.
42:35You're so insecure.
42:37You're insecure, bitch.
42:39I think that Riley needs to understand that she's not that girl.
42:43Nobody likes you except for Giselle.
42:46Don't lie.
42:47Don't lie.
42:48Chris looks like an absolute, insecure piece of fucking shit.
42:54There you go.
42:54No bark, no bark.
42:55Where's your friends, bro?
42:56Bring her here.
42:57We'll do outside and my side compares.
42:59Bring her.
43:00Bring her.
43:00Bring her.
43:01Bring her.
43:02Bring her.
43:03Bring her.
43:04Bring her.
43:05Bring her, bitch.
43:06Bring her.
43:06I'm pissed the fuck off.
43:08Don't fucking play with me.
43:10What is going on?
43:12Did I think dancing with this beautiful blonde girl would stir shit up tonight?
43:17Yes.
43:18Who doesn't love a blonde?
43:19Oh, yeah.
43:21Riley and Giselle.
43:23Next time on Canada Shore.
43:25Christopher fucking Brown and this bitch.
43:28You're nobody.
43:29That's why no man outside of this house wants you.
43:33Everyone in this house fucking loathes you, hoe.
43:36This is like by far the most drama I've ever seen.
43:39Why would you bring bitches over?
43:40You're weird.
43:41He can fight his own battles.
43:43He can fight his own battles.
43:45Fuck the fuck.
43:46This whole fucking house is full of fucking lunatics.
43:50What's going on?
43:52I can feel the tension radiating through the screen.
43:55The bomb went off.
43:57Summer's almost over, so wasting the last couple days fighting is literally insane.
44:02Enough is enough.
44:07Have I seen you here before?
44:09Are you famous?
44:11I'm about to blast off like a spaceship.
44:14I blow my mind like bubble gum.
44:16I, I like the taste of your d-
44:26I like the taste of your tongue.
44:28Excellent.
44:31Who cares?
44:33Really good?
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