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00:04Well, what is it?
00:07Did you hear me?
00:11Dominique.
00:13Dominique.
00:15What is it?
00:20Um, I saw something suspicious on the tube.
00:26It was a pog.
00:28I mean, a bag.
00:29It was a pag, a pannier bag.
00:32I call them pags because I am young
00:35and we like to mix two different words
00:39and bring them together.
00:40Case in point, Brangelina.
00:42God rest them.
00:43So anyway, what was a pannier bag or pag, if you will,
00:48doing not on a bike but on the tube, director?
00:52Well, someone took their bike on the tube.
00:55Yes.
00:57Yes.
00:57Yes, someone took their bike on the tube.
01:00Of course.
01:01That is why you were in the big chair.
01:03See it, say it, sort it.
01:04I saw it.
01:05I said it.
01:06You sorted it.
01:07Okay, I'm going to go.
01:08Did you do something different with your hair?
01:09Because it's fire.
01:10Okay.
01:11I know the way out.
01:12Bye.
01:24You're where I need you to be.
01:27They did a fair bit work with the I.R.A. recently.
01:30They said he was from a local residence association.
01:34Fisher's file.
01:34And this is her address, 32 Iveydale Grove.
01:38Iveydale Grove.
01:41The nation's saved, is it?
01:48Iveydale Carnival.
02:03Iveydale Carnival.
02:04For safety, us and the festival goers.
02:08For everyone's safety, we're suggesting that the Carnival be moved to a more suitable location.
02:14Hyde Park or Coventry.
02:17Coventry.
02:17Mm-hmm.
02:19I.R.A.
02:20Iveydale Residents Association.
02:24Bastards.
02:33The I.R.A. is the Iveydale Residents Association.
02:38What?
02:38The Iveydale Residents Association.
02:41And Fisher's in it.
02:42They've been trying to get Carnival shut down or moved for years.
02:45The radio scrambling isn't a cover for a terror attack.
02:48I think it is the terror attack.
02:49I think they're trying to cause a crush to prove their case.
02:52Are you sure Fisher's in on this?
02:54Yeah.
02:55I was set up.
02:56I was the patsy handing over security plans so our hands are clean.
03:01So what should we do?
03:02Should we warn people?
03:04Religions, please, people!
03:05No, no, no, no.
03:06It could cause a panic.
03:07We'd be doing their jobs for them.
03:09Ooh, ooh.
03:09They're tracking you put in Steve's car.
03:11Yes!
03:12Actually, I've been meaning to ask, how do I track a car?
03:15I just put it under there hoping for the best.
03:17Go see Dave in the gadget stores and he'll give you a receiver.
03:21Okay.
03:21I'll call you when I find Steve.
03:23Be safe, yeah?
03:24Yep.
03:24And also, try and act normal.
03:30Yes, yes.
03:32All right, sister, yeah.
03:33And, yeah.
03:37Yes, no, please don't panic.
03:41We need to abort.
03:43What are you talking about?
03:44I think someone's on to us.
03:46My fall guy.
03:47Based on what?
03:49Based on...
03:50I don't know.
03:50A feeling.
03:52Last-minute nerves, Joanna.
03:53You were the same when we installed the Rising Bonnard.
03:56Now, listen.
03:57Besides, such a decision requires a meeting.
04:00Forum.
04:01Then we need an emergency meeting.
04:03Which requires 24 hours' notice.
04:05We have articles of association.
04:14The chairs are steeped in our own liqueur.
04:17Oh, lovely.
04:19Who's on the phone?
04:20No one.
04:21The cat sitter.
04:22Would it be crass to have a glass of bubbly?
04:25Oh, lovely.
04:26Shall I turn on the TV?
04:27Good God.
04:28I'm not suggesting we watch.
04:30Beginning to wonder if we're doing the right thing.
04:32Come on, Cynthia.
04:33We've been over and over this.
04:35We've had vote after vote.
04:36The current situation is untenable.
04:38We know that.
04:39Sooner or later, there's going to be a serious incident.
04:42The AI modelling that Zack kindly prepared for us.
04:46Fantastic.
04:47Showed us much.
04:48We've tried everything we can to make the council listen,
04:51and they simply won't.
04:52If anything, this is on them.
04:54We've suggested every viable alternative location, like Stratford.
04:58Oh, no.
04:58My sister lives there.
05:00Again, not that Stratford, Cynthia.
05:03We saw an all-black production of Hamlet at the RSC.
05:09Do you know, it was absolutely marvellous.
05:12Yes, of course.
05:13Regrettably, there will be some casualties.
05:16But at least this way, we have some control over the numbers.
05:21Before we're done, winter's done.
05:24And very well.
05:25It'll be done quickly.
05:27Thank you, Murray.
05:29Also, it's knocking a million off my house price.
05:32It's economic vandalism.
05:35When exactly will...
05:38...it happen?
05:40As soon as the parade comes to a close
05:43and the crowds start moving,
05:46then our chap will jam the radios.
05:51Chin-che.
05:59What do you want?
06:00OK, I might have a way to get your record right.
06:03It's a long shot, OK?
06:04It's a very long shot,
06:05but it's the best shot you're going to have.
06:06And I need you to work with me on something.
06:08Work with you?
06:09On what?
06:10I'm going to need to sell that you are my informant.
06:13Snitch?
06:14No, bun.
06:15OK, look, Tevin,
06:16if you are really serious about going straight,
06:18if you really want to be in your daughter's life,
06:20these are the kind of decisions you're going to have to make.
06:22Right?
06:22You're going to have to not be so cool in front of your boys.
06:25And yes, maybe they might try and kill you every once in a while.
06:28Hey, it's Dom.
06:28I forgot the password.
06:29Can you let me in?
06:30But I need you to work with me on this, OK?
06:31Are you in or are you out?
06:34What do you need me to do?
06:39I should just give you two your own set of keys.
07:04Oh, shit.
07:06Oh, my God.
07:07Dad.
07:08Are you OK?
07:09OK.
07:11Pick up.
07:13Pick up!
07:18You've reached the voicemail of...
07:19Dr. Morris Arch.
07:20Please leave a message.
07:22Hey, Dad, it's me.
07:24I don't know if you're at Carnival yet,
07:25but if you aren't, don't go.
07:27And if you are, leave now.
07:29Something's going to go down.
07:30And I don't mean to funky town, Dad.
07:32This isn't a joke, OK?
07:33Just...
07:33Just call me when you get this.
07:35What the fuck, man?
07:38Well, Dom, yeah?
07:39Yes, boss.
07:40So, how are you liking the bank for the device?
07:42Fantastic weather?
07:43Yeah, it's great.
07:44Um, I need to change the destination, mate.
07:47Sorry, boss.
07:48You'll have to do it on the app.
07:50Yeah, I can't do it on the app because my destination is...
07:52It's moving.
07:54Are you following someone?
07:56Yes.
07:57Like in a film?
07:59I guess.
08:01You'd be surprised how much this happens.
08:03Strap in.
08:17Go, go, go, go, go, go.
08:19Hang on right here.
08:27Go round him.
08:28Move out the cloudy way.
08:30Fire.
08:31OK, here.
08:32Here, here, here, here, here, here, here.
08:33Stop, stop, stop.
08:36Five stars, mate.
08:37Damn right, five stars.
08:46Right.
08:47Woo!
08:51Ah, if you want a 99, you've got a queue like everybody else.
09:15we get banana lolly sprinkles as well yeah on a lolly so I like my stuff
09:25I don't think you're calling he's on to us he put the truck on an ice cream bag
09:30what who are you
09:32it's 3 o'clock no that's 9 o'clock
09:36and that's 12 now you're just looking in the sky
09:40I'm not comfortable military time dog
09:42get on your bloody right cake
09:46yes sorry just coming
09:48you get off and I'll come round
09:51yes yes yes
09:58excuse me sorry
10:01officer I know this is going to sound a bit weird but
10:03I need you to believe me on this right
10:05there is going to be a crush
10:06a really big one
10:09yeah I think so
10:15hello everybody
10:17you join yourself safely
10:20good good
10:23okay so here's where we're at right we're pretty sure that Steve is going to trigger a fatal crush
10:28and we have no idea where he is
10:31you can set this thing off any minute
10:35hang on
10:36what Dave said you need a transmitter to scramble the radios
10:40you're going to block a signal you need an aerial
10:43probably a really big one
10:45place somewhere like that
10:48oh my god okay yes
10:50which flat is that
10:526th floor and 1, 2, 3rd across
10:54okay you're a freaking genius
10:56come on
10:56don't don't don't don't
10:59what if it's someone that really does want to pay for their sky
11:02what else have we got
11:14come on
11:17yeah come on
11:18why don't you go somewhere else man
11:19can you move it's really important
11:21national security
11:22how to move out my way
11:23What's wrong with that? What's wrong with that?
11:26What's wrong with that?
11:41The conditions are optimal to go.
11:43In that case, with the authority invested in me as chairman,
11:47I therefore, with due solemnity,
11:56authorize engagement.
12:07May God have mercy on our souls.
12:35What?
12:36Is this your car, mate? Black golf? 70 plate?
12:39Why?
12:40Might want to come down here. Council, Tony.
12:48Right, Steve. So good to see you. Looking good.
12:53Inside.
12:56You know, you kind of ruined my life, Steve.
12:58Sorry, Dawn. You don't love me, by the way.
13:01Thank you. I glisten while I swear.
13:05Lift us out of order.
13:07We haven't met Steve. I'm Kay.
13:09Look, we know all about your plans, Steve.
13:13Your fake Irish jig is up.
13:14Except that.
13:17I also have a gun.
13:19I guess what we have here is a Mexican standoff.
13:21Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. Mexican standoffs.
13:23You need one other person with a gun, like, right there.
13:25So there's you two...
13:26Okay, okay, all right, fine.
13:27Then it's just, it's just a standoff, then?
13:30Yeah, standoff is good because Mexican standoff is actually quite offensive to the Mexican people.
13:33Okay, the point is, we both have guns.
13:37Except that.
13:40Mine's real.
13:43Shit, okay, okay.
13:45Move to the backup plan.
13:47Yeah.
13:48Bring out the backup.
13:49Right.
13:49Okay, just turning it on.
13:52What's your Wi-Fi password, Steve?
13:54Oh, for fuck's sake.
13:55Just tether it to my phone.
13:57Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:59Oh, wait, sorry. Face ID.
14:00Great.
14:02Okay.
14:02We knew you might come prepared, so we got ourselves a little insurance policy.
14:07Understand you collect pogs, Steve?
14:10Yeah.
14:12Quite the collection, too.
14:13It'd be a shame if something were to happen to it.
14:16Wouldn't it, Tevin?
14:19There's nothing here.
14:20What?
14:21I'm trying to text you.
14:22The place is empty.
14:25I don't see my name.
14:27Which you wouldn't have known was your real name if you didn't just correct me.
14:30You fucking idiots.
14:32Oh, well, that's a bit rude.
14:33At least this way, you get to enjoy the show.
14:36What do you mean by show?
14:44Okay, that's bad.
14:45Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
14:49Anyone call me?
14:52Talking.
15:01Oh, what is the good that's happening?
15:14Oh, don't.
15:22Official!
15:23Yep.
15:24Didn't mean on to this guy ever since you handed over the file, Dominique.
15:28Bullshit!
15:29You were in on this, you and the Ivydale Residence Association.
15:33Preposterous!
15:34We can't even get quorum to object to the bike hangers,
15:37let alone organise something like this.
15:39I saw the pog on your desk.
15:42Yeah, I like a pog, so what?
15:44I'm a nerd.
15:48You might not believe it, Dominique,
15:50but the truth is I tracked down Steve,
15:52found you two here,
15:53despite the fact that you'd been relieved of your duties.
15:56Steve shot you both, so I had to shoot Steve.
15:59No, Steve didn't shoot...
16:11Police, please.
16:12This is an emergency.
16:14I'm a senior MI5 agent.
16:17I'm in attendance at a scene with shots fired and three fatalities.
16:21Flat 17, Tybourne Tower.
16:23I need a full response team and ambulances.
16:26OK, I'm sending officers.
16:28I'll be here.
16:47Oh, that hurts.
16:48That's worse than paintball.
16:50You think that hurts?
16:51Try having all of this.
16:56OK, please tell me you hit record, Tev.
16:59Yes, I hit record.
17:00Oh, OK.
17:02Can you stop saying my name?
17:04Three victims, did you say?
17:06Yes.
17:06He shot two of them,
17:08so I had to neutralise him.
17:12I mean, like, prepare yourself.
17:14It's not a pretty sight.
17:19OK.
17:20What are you doing here, mate?
17:21It's a long story, Quentin, but let me just show you.
17:24Yeah.
17:26Steve shot you both,
17:27so I had to shoot Steve.
17:29No, Steve didn't shoot you.
17:31Oh, not all skin, is that OK?
17:35We have evidence.
17:37Ow!
17:38I've never seen it as much as an apple from a greengrocer's.
17:41Anything you do say may be given an evidence.
17:44The man mean nothing.
17:46What you know, you know.
17:48This time forth,
17:49I will never speak one.
17:51Just say no comment,
17:53you swats.
17:54Can someone please tell my housekeeper
17:56to put the dips back in the fridge?
17:58Take your hands off me, I'm warning you.
17:59I play Paddinghall with David Cameron.
18:12You do not have to say anything.
18:14It may harm your defence
18:15if you do not mention when questioned
18:17something which you later rely on in court.
18:20Are you dancing?
18:21No, my, uh, underwear sort of wearing up.
18:24Get in the car!
18:32Whoa!
18:38Yeah!
18:40What are you doing?
18:40Come on, darling, it's carnival!
18:42Mm-mm.
18:42It's not my style, I don't really dance.
18:44Come on!
18:44Okay?
18:47I don't dance.
18:50I don't dance.
19:03Buster!
19:06Buster!
19:08Buster!
19:22It's a new dawn, it's a new day, it's a new life for me, and I'm feeling good.
19:43Fishing the sea, you know how I feel, River running free, you know how I feel, Blossom on the
19:57tree, you know how I feel, It's a new dawn, it's a new day, it's a new life for me,
20:09and I'm feeling
20:10good.
20:15I just wanted to say thank you for what you did for Carnival.
20:19It's my biggest weekend of the year, that.
20:21Those are my people!
20:24Now, I'm always crate diving for old dub plates and whatnot, and I live in Clapham, which
20:29is pretty near Brixton, and I was actually thinking of setting up my own festival there, a little
20:32carnival.
20:33The Clapham Khan, Villeville.
20:36I'm in a reggae band basically.
20:38You'd be kinda hot if you weren't such a knob, you know that.
20:42Bye.
20:48Happy with that?
20:50We have set you up with your own desk over here.
20:53We need you to familiarise yourself with this first rebriefing Cobra in two hours.
20:57This is you.
21:03Welcome to the first lane.
21:07Oh, um, remember I mentioned that informant who helped me?
21:11I kinda promised him I'd get his record wiped.
21:15Yeah, look, it's a bit of a hassle.
21:17That sort of a thing.
21:18Usually takes a second tick from Whitehall.
21:22But my computer is logged in.
21:25I'm gonna go for a piss and a nail grey.
21:27So I dare say if you were to access the records, third icon down.
21:31Well, I'd be none the wiser, would I?
21:42Hi.
21:44Hi.
22:01Egghead.
22:02Daddy!
22:04I missed you.
22:07Look, I've got something for you, Egghead.
22:10You pay for that?
22:12I always pay for stuff.
22:13Just with money from, you know.
22:16Yeah, there was some times I didn't pay for stuff either.
22:19But I did pay for this, look.
22:21I've got a receipt.
22:23It's all right.
22:25I believe you.
22:30Um, Tamisha, things are gonna be different now.
22:34I promise.
22:38Come here.
22:42Come here.
22:44All right, look, er, go inside, Egghead.
22:47I'm right behind you.
23:02Officer Ogundari?
23:03Dom!
23:05How did you know I was here?
23:06Did you trace my mobile? Because you're not meant to do that.
23:08Relax, all right?
23:09I know your beat and I know how you feel about pastries.
23:12It wasn't hard.
23:14Now, I have a job for you.
23:17What, are you?
23:18Are you like fishing now?
23:19Eh, I'm sort of better than Tom, not quite as good as Alistair.
23:21What do you think?
23:23Hmm?
23:24I don't know.
23:26Like today, I got a frisbee down from a tree.
23:31I stopped some lads from throwing another lad's bag on top of a bus stop.
23:36I can see the difference I make in my community.
23:39I just...
23:40I just didn't get that with MI5.
23:42Kay, you just saved Carnival.
23:47Probably thousands of lives.
23:49You bravely went and got that pink fall.
23:53Ooh, Deborah's still texting me about a date.
23:55If that's what you can even call some of the things she's describing.
23:58You figured out about the radios.
23:59You worked out how to find Steve's lair.
24:02It was a lair, wasn't it?
24:04Kay, you are the difference in the community.
24:07And MI5 needs that.
24:08MI5 needs you.
24:10So what do you say?
24:13Working together again, team day, huh?
24:18All right.
24:19Two hot chocolates with oat milk.
24:21Because dairies are don't caries.
24:24We say boo to them.
24:26Stop it.
24:27Stop it!
24:29What the hell is happening?
24:31Oh, this is Yaz.
24:33Hi.
24:35This is Yaz?
24:36Yeah.
24:37She's pretty.
24:39Er, I'm here.
24:41But thank you.
24:43Um, Yaz, this is Dom.
24:45What?
24:46The Dom?
24:47Oh, I see my reputation precedes me.
24:49Dom has very kindly offered me a job.
24:53What?
24:53What?
24:53Hmm.
24:54We've talked about this.
24:55This is what she does.
24:56I'm sorry, this is what...
24:57Who does what?
24:58Look, no offence.
24:59Yeah.
25:01But your relationship...
25:03It's not healthy.
25:05You're co-dependent.
25:10Yeah.
25:11We are co-dependent.
25:14Kay?
25:14I want you to come and work with me because I depend on you.
25:19And you depend on me.
25:21And we are co-depending on each other.
25:28So just come and work with me, man!
25:32Please?
25:43Yaz?
25:46I don't think I'm going to be finishing my shift.
25:48Kay.
25:49Here are the keys to the community centre.
25:52You're going to have to fly solo for pension and bike maintenance.
25:54Don't do this, Kay.
25:56Make sure you reset the heating off the hot yoga.
25:58And don't let the Quakers bully you out before six.
26:01Gosh.
26:01Bye, Yaz.
26:03It's Yaz.
26:04Oh, sorry.
26:04I really don't care.
26:05Bye.
26:06Good luck, Yaz.
26:07But you look...
26:11Oat milk.
26:12Yeah, I don't actually understand how an oat can be milked.
26:16Good to have your back, friend.
26:18Now, let's get out of here, shall we?
26:20No!
26:22No!
26:23Just the perk of the job!
26:26You're driving those hills?
26:28Yes, I am.
26:29Oh, you see?
26:29You're slipping off the pedal.
26:31Because it has a low biting pain.
26:32I'm just saying.
26:32You can have a pair of flats in your bag.
26:34Oh, my God, Kay.
26:35You're putting me off.
26:36I'm just...
26:36The air of ballet pumps doesn't have to break the bag.
26:38If you don't stop talking, I swear I will hit you.
26:40Keep your hands at 10 to 2.
26:41Do I get my own office?
26:43I don't even have my own office.
26:45So, no!
26:46Can I have a bigger desk?
26:47No!
26:48Can I have a blonde on my desk?
26:49Can I have time?
26:51Just take it yourself.
26:52Can I start?
26:55No!
26:57No!
26:59No!
27:00No!
27:01No!
27:02No!
27:04No!
27:05Hit it!
27:20All right.
27:22But please should go fine
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