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Love Island (UK) - Season 6 - Episode 42
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00:08Sorry, it's about to get real loud.
00:12It's the eve of the Love Island final and tomorrow one couple will be crowned our winners.
00:17You know Saturday night is going to be fun.
00:21So we've been busy tidying our desks, paying our room service bills and organising the best unseen bits from a
00:28week into a nice, orderly pile.
00:29I mean program.
00:31Yeah, that would do.
00:33Let's see.
00:33We've got.
00:34Hold that.
00:35Hold it.
00:36Outrageous flirting.
00:37Your voice is atrocious, isn't it?
00:39Oh, it's not that bad, is it?
00:40Check.
00:41Sexy dancing.
00:42Scream if you want to go faster!
00:45Check.
00:46The girls looking hot.
00:47What?
00:48You're making me feel sick.
00:50Check.
00:51The boys looking silly.
00:53I'll always sit down for a wee.
00:54Check.
00:55Soppy romance.
00:56Oh my God.
00:57Check.
01:00So let's put this baby to bed.
01:03How old are you by the way?
01:04And get ready for the wrap party.
01:07There you go!
01:09Absolute stupidness.
01:11This is Love Island Unseen Bits.
01:16Yeah, it's good, isn't it?
01:33welcome to Love Island Unseen Bits.
01:36Bringing you the very best unseen bits from the final week in the Villa.
01:44So get comfy, grab them snacks, and settle in for all the fun.
01:50And if that hasn't got you salivating for more, here's Ched to sock it to you.
01:58So sit back, relax, and watch for the same enjoyment with which Shanice watches Luke
02:03tea shower. And with the same enjoyment with which Finn's mum watches her favourite show.
02:12Do you watch the unseen bits as well on Saturday nights?
02:15They're brilliant. Because all week you're quite tense, thinking I hope tonight goes well,
02:20but you know Saturday night is going to be fun.
02:22Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:23Thanks Nicky, I'll give it my best this week.
02:32With the final fast approaching, the girls were busy pampering themselves this week,
02:36while the boys, well they just sat around and played with their balls.
02:42Quick penalty shootout boys.
02:44Those shorts are definitely not FIFA approved.
02:47Something's gonna break.
02:48Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:57Oh, he missed it.
02:58I get locked down.
03:00No!
03:02I get locked down.
03:03I get locked down.
03:041-0.
03:07I used to play for City, me, back in the day.
03:09Salford City?
03:11Used to play for City?
03:11Yeah, used to play for City.
03:12Yeah, used to play for City?
03:12Yeah, used to play when I was about eight.
03:14And I stopped when I was nine.
03:18What a save!
03:23I wonder if Darlington FC train with soft footballs too.
03:27Alright lads, name, position, club.
03:30Take it away.
03:32Luke Mabbit, left back, Love Island.
03:34Oh!
03:35He's going for the lefty.
03:37Oh!
03:40Jamie Clayton, number nine, striker.
03:43What team?
03:43What team?
03:43Love Island.
03:44Yeah!
03:47Oh!
03:49Oh!
03:50Billy Tap, set it back.
03:51Love Island.
03:57Oh, he steps back.
04:00More hands on the hats.
04:01Fresh trim.
04:04Yeah!
04:06Billy Tap, tap, tap.
04:08Da-da-da-da-da!
04:09Finn Tap, celebrating like a professional football.
04:12buscando the cards.
04:13Oh no, wait.
04:14He has.
04:14Ooh--ă!
04:16Oh!
04:28I am The Fudge.
04:30I am Team Love Island, and I am...
04:32Centermid.
04:33Centermid!
04:35Go on The Fudge!
04:36OFrom the Stop!
04:40Oh!
04:41So I am the noob!
04:43I am the Dem Dems, I'm a striker and I play for Pompey!
04:50Okay, okay, okay. You've got to let a little run, haven't you?
04:57Well, I think it's fair to say Dem Dems isn't sock-rake tees.
05:02You're never gonna break my heart
05:09We'd all agree, Luke T is a great laugh, but he's not just a fun guy. He knows how to
05:14chop fun guy.
05:16Everyone done with this?
05:18He just doesn't know what to do, bro.
05:20You're a bit lost in the kitchen.
05:23How have you got this far?
05:26Bro, I'm actually a top chef.
05:39I told you I'm short, mate. I'm short.
05:42Where did that go, bro?
05:43Listen, bro.
05:47I always pretend to be crap at things when I can't be arsed. I'll play the next clip.
05:59Earlier in the week, catering over-orders, so the Islanders took part in the challenge, She's a Pizza Me.
06:05You want a piece of me?
06:07Pizza me.
06:08Warning, if you're currently eating pizza, look away now.
06:12The aim of the challenge, I think, was for the boys to throw pizza toppings at the girls who were
06:17the pizza basics, in order to make their best pizza.
06:20Got it? No? Well, it doesn't matter anyway.
06:22Come on, babes.
06:23First off, a delicious saucy tomato sauce.
06:32Is this what the Domeo family gets up to on holidays?
06:47Straight in my face.
06:50No!
06:52Lower! Lower!
06:53Ten!
06:54The sauce had to be under up. Just lime.
06:57Do you know what I mean? Not...
06:58No! Lower, Ted! You're actually pissed me off.
07:01I did see you go like that at some point.
07:03No! Ted, you're going too high!
07:07You're just getting on me, friend!
07:11Yes! That was a good one!
07:12So the lardle, or the ladle...
07:15The ladle.
07:16Tomato, tomato.
07:18You just need the same one!
07:25Oh, Colin!
07:27Colin, move on!
07:29With the tomato base perfectly tossed, next, it was on to the pizza toppings!
07:36Oh, cheeses!
07:38That's right, Jess!
07:40Cheeses!
07:44Oh, that is beautiful!
07:47Absolutely beautiful!
07:49Your catching technique is poor, isn't it?
07:53Quick!
07:54Piano!
07:56Colin, that's good!
07:58I do this every day at work, throwing things.
08:00No, you are actually good.
08:01I know.
08:02I've got everything in.
08:03I'm there for dancing, innit?
08:06Shake it, baby, shake it, cause I love her when you take a meal.
08:10Tell her!
08:12I like to call my throwing technique the swan.
08:15I would sort of leap in the air as a ballet dancer.
08:20Mama say you stop or I'm gonna tell a papa and I...
08:23Just land it right on your pizza.
08:27You mixed up Sigiliana, it's so delicious, everybody come capisha.
08:32The next stage was to a chakada everything.
08:37What about the olives?
08:38Give me olives, they're going like tomatoes.
08:40One at a time, be careful!
08:43I was absolutely gagging.
08:45This is almost disgusting.
08:47Oh my god, I'm gonna vomit!
08:50Oh, you're making me feel sick, I can't even smile.
08:53Oh, fuck!
08:54That was a headshot!
08:56I just stood there like an absolute embossil with this pizza base getting food in the face.
09:07Oh, my god!
09:14Oh, my god!
09:27God.
09:30Do you know what, the challenge just made me hungry, not even craved pizza.
09:33That is gross.
09:38Oi, did you nick some of my peppers?
09:39You what?
09:40You nick some of my peppers?
09:42Yes, I did throw a mushroom back at Ched.
09:57Boys will be boys again.
09:58Boys will be boys.
10:04And with all that, the winners were Callum and Molly.
10:07But here's sore losers, Paige and Finn, with the last word.
10:11Challenge wins are a look like pizza.
10:14Sharing is caring, and once you've had four, you don't need any more.
10:18It's a nicer place.
10:19I'll shut up with your face.
10:27Here's an unseen clip of couples Luke and Demi and Jess and Ched having fun with their hands.
10:33No, not like that, shame on you.
10:36Whoever loses has to, think of a good punishment.
10:40Lick Ched's foot.
10:41Yeah, okay.
10:42Oh, come on.
10:44You have to lick it all in front of you, Luke.
10:46I think he licks it, okay.
10:49Let's go, because then it will pick a stone, okay?
10:51Rock, paper, scissors.
10:53Yes!
10:54Yes!
10:54Yes!
10:55Yes!
10:57Is that you licking his hair or your head licking licks?
11:02Go on, Jane.
11:03You are licking licks.
11:04Wait, no, no.
11:05Between you both.
11:05Between you both.
11:06No, we got...
11:07Wait, wait, wait, wait.
11:09Do you want to see?
11:11Right, let's go, let's go, let's go.
11:12Rock, paper, scissors.
11:14Ah!
11:17You've got to lick Luke's toe.
11:19No, it's got to be yours or it's me, okay?
11:23It's yours.
11:24It's yours.
11:25Ah!
11:26It's big!
11:27Ah!
11:30Come on!
11:31Lick the toe!
11:39Don't lick her!
11:40Don't even roll me down, like, two of the times!
11:44Are you sorry?
11:45And that's right!
11:54French is the language of love.
11:56And here's an unseen clip that proves just that.
11:59Ooh la la, monsieur T.
12:01I was learning French before I come in, you know.
12:04Were you?
12:05Is there any reason or did you just want to...?
12:07Because it's sexy.
12:09Yeah.
12:09Yeah.
12:11This is a good thing that you have, because we need to go to Disneyland Paris.
12:17True.
12:18Go on, teach me some.
12:19Let's say, I would like to, I want to know where Aladdin is, please.
12:24Yeah.
12:24Je voudrais savoir.
12:26Je voudrais savoir.
12:28Again.
12:29It's like a silky word.
12:31Like, savoir.
12:31Savoir.
12:32Yeah, and then roll the R.
12:34Savoir.
12:36Go on.
12:37Savoir.
12:38Yeah, that would do.
12:40Okay.
12:40All together.
12:42Vous.
12:42No.
12:43Oh.
12:44Je voudrais...
12:46There we go.
12:48Savoir.
12:49There we go.
12:49Who?
12:51Yeah.
12:52Aladdin.
12:57To be honest, I don't...
12:58Aladdin?
12:58I don't know how they say Aladdin.
13:00I'm just guessing.
13:01Where is Aladdin?
13:02Where is Aladdin?
13:04Where is Aladdin?
13:04Eh.
13:05Is...
13:05Is.
13:06Eh.
13:07Eh.
13:08S'il vous plaĂźt.
13:09Okay, so...
13:09And then we say please and thank you, so...
13:11S'il vous plaĂźt.
13:13S'il vous plaĂźt.
13:15S'il vous plaĂźt.
13:15S'il vous plaĂźt.
13:17S'il vous plaĂźt.
13:17S'il vous plaĂźt.
13:17And then it would either be monsieur, if it's a man, or madame, if it's a woman.
13:21Okay, let's go from the beginning.
13:23Come on.
13:23I would like...
13:25You need to remember this.
13:26Je voudrais...
13:28Vous.
13:29Oh, yeah.
13:29Je voudrais...
13:31Je voudrais savoir...
13:33Je voudrais savoir oĂč...
13:37Aladdin.
13:40Yeah.
13:42Eh.
13:43Eh.
13:44Eh.
13:44S'il vous plaĂźt.
13:45Yeah.
13:46And is it a man or a woman?
13:48Madame.
13:49Madame.
13:50All together.
13:52Vous.
13:53No.
13:54Oh!
13:55Je voudrais...
13:57There we go.
13:59...s'il vous plaĂźt.
14:00There we go.
14:01OĂč.
14:02Yeah.
14:02Aladdin.
14:03Yeah.
14:05Eh.
14:06Eh?
14:07S'il vous plaĂźt, madame.
14:09Time for a break, so pop for a wee-wee and we'll see you in a more.
14:15Bonjour.
14:29Welcome back!
14:30To Love Island Unseen bit.
14:32Or as Luke T would call it, Il est d'amour, invisible le morceau.
14:38You didn't know I had that in my locker, did you?
14:42But I'm not the only one with worldly knowledge.
14:46Whereabouts in Ireland are you for?
14:48Ireland?
14:48You're not Irish, right?
14:49I'm Scottish, mate.
14:51OK, no.
14:53Oh, well they're good at astrology.
14:55I know that Tauras and Pisces are meant to be compatible. Compatible?
15:00Compatible.
15:00Right, well I don't fucking know, I give up.
15:03Stick to what you know, guys, and apparently that's cloud watching.
15:06Looks like a little dog, to be honest.
15:08Aww.
15:09You can barely see how...
15:10Oh my god, it's got bigger now.
15:11How weird is that?
15:13Oh, now it looks like a...
15:14Whale!
15:15Yes.
15:16Seahorse, seahorse.
15:17Seahorse.
15:17And now it looks like...
15:19A crab.
15:20Like a willy.
15:21Jellyfish.
15:22A willy.
15:23A fucking willy with a bellend.
15:25No.
15:26Weather report, Cloudy with a chance of genitalia.
15:33Here's the Islanders in the kitchen getting into a heated bread debate.
15:38Although technically, that would be toast, wouldn't it?
15:41Oh, there's white bread there.
15:43Do you want some white bread as well?
15:45I might put in two pieces.
15:48I'll have an M piece if you want.
15:50Do you want the M piece, do you?
15:52Mmm.
15:53Need to melt that a bit, cos it's just...
15:54Who else likes an M piece?
15:56A heel.
15:57I don't mind a topper.
15:58Do you call it a heel?
15:59But...
15:59I'll just call it an M piece, but I'm going to start calling it a heel.
16:02A topper.
16:03A topper?
16:04It's called a topper.
16:05What is it called?
16:06A topper.
16:07You call it the heel of the bread.
16:08A heel of the bread.
16:09No, I have never heard that before in my life.
16:10You've never heard that?
16:11No.
16:12Oh my god.
16:12I like both of them.
16:13It is definitely a topper.
16:16Oh my god.
16:20Oh, awful.
16:20The Outsider?
16:22No.
16:23What do you call that?
16:23The heel.
16:25Oh, shut up, man.
16:25It's just the end of the bloody bread.
16:27It's a topper.
16:28That's too long.
16:29It's definitely a topper.
16:31No.
16:31Definitely the end of the bread.
16:33Way too long, Matt.
16:34I know.
16:35You're all wrong.
16:36It's a crust.
16:37in the chest.
16:44It's weak sex, and it's important, much like my mum used to tell me.
16:48Ian.
16:49Make your own fun.
16:51I'm not here to amuse you.
16:53So, much like these lot, I resorted to wearing wigs.
16:57Hang on a minute.
16:58What?
16:59Who's wick is this?
17:01Mine, of course.
17:13It's Rick James. Rick James!
17:20Scream if you want to go faster!
17:24That is mad.
17:26That is mad.
17:27I'm in tears.
17:29Oh, that's sick.
17:30Do you reckon it'll fit my head?
17:31Yeah.
17:32Probably.
17:33Wait, okay, let me put that there.
17:35Go on.
17:36Go back.
17:37And now fling it back.
17:39Jesus!
17:43Oh my God!
17:48He looks like Ozzy Osbourne!
17:50He does look like Ozzy!
17:51He looks like Ozzy Osbourne!
17:52He looks like Ozzy!
17:53Yeah!
17:55Oh my God!
17:57Let me hit it in space!
17:59Sharon!
18:00Hold that bit on your head, yeah.
18:03And let me put it back.
18:04Oh, what?
18:06Oh, you look like Ollie!
18:09Ollie's back!
18:11Let me hit it in space!
18:15Smile!
18:16Jeff!
18:18Wait, are you hitting Matt Hardy or Jeff Hardy?
18:20Oh my God!
18:21One of the wrestlers!
18:22Let me hit it in space!
18:25It doesn't help that you look pretty as well, does it?
18:28Little mix have let themselves go.
18:36Ever the observant voiceover artist that I am, this week I've noticed Finn paying particular
18:41attention to the process of how a girl gets ready.
18:44But why?
18:46So talk me through what you're doing then.
18:48Applying the foundations.
18:49Applying the foundations.
18:50It's like building a house, isn't it?
18:51It really is, isn't it?
18:53See, everyone's different though.
18:55I start with my eyebrows first.
18:56See, I always get into getting mine's caked and foundation after though.
19:00Why'd you ask, Finn?
19:05Okay, I like this.
19:06Where's that?
19:07I mean, I don't know quite how it goes.
19:11That's how it would look on.
19:13Okay, Finn.
19:15Where's that?
19:17I don't really...
19:18I don't know how I feel about that.
19:21That's how it'd look.
19:23Amazing, darling.
19:28Erm...
19:28What are you up to, Finlay?
19:36Oh, nice legs.
19:42I hope he wears that for the final.
19:46I can see it now.
19:48Gawk Finn.
19:49The man with a feminine touch.
19:52I'd love some tips, Finn.
19:54Would you?
19:55Yeah, hit me.
19:56Okay.
19:57Erm...
19:57So, you've got a little cheetah print going on.
20:01Erm...
20:01I like the black shoes.
20:03Thanks.
20:03And I like the hair.
20:05I think it's spot on.
20:06Thank you!
20:07Anyone else?
20:08I'm here or not.
20:15I'm here.
20:18I like the hair.
20:18Early in the week, the Islanders were thrust into parenthood as they had to prove they could
20:22hack it as mums and dads.
20:25As usual, the first thought for a lot of them was making sure their baby was looking and smelling
20:30Smelling a good
20:33He smells like Gucci by now
20:35The baby's face he went on his neck
20:45Spray in a baby's face when it all in his eye
21:22It wasn't long before the islanders got the hang of it though
21:24And they were keen to regale the kids with tails from before their time
21:29Right, okay, so do you want to see pictures from Sean Paul night?
21:32Oh, you weren't here, were you?
21:34Right, so this is me and Molly
21:37This is what we wore
21:39Do you like the outfits? I think they're really good outfits
21:43What would you rate them out of ten?
21:46Yeah, probably a good seven and a half, I agree
21:50What about this one?
21:53This is just a selfie
21:56No? Oh, okay, I'll delete that one
21:59Oh, do you like the selfie? Do you reckon this is insta-worthy or not?
22:03Yeah? Yeah?
22:06Yeah, it's good, isn't it? Yeah, I might pause that
22:09Oh, yeah, that's a good one, I'm going to favourite that one just because you said that
22:16Meanwhile, Finn had already mastered the art of storytime
22:20There was one story I'll tell you about your nan and grandpa, right?
22:23So, I was playing badminton outside the front of my house with my dad, your grand
22:30And I cracked my knee open, right?
22:33Anyway, mum come home, she was out getting the Chinese, that's your nan that is
22:38So she sees it, and then she goes, oh, bloody hell, that's really bad
22:41Like, my knee was bleeding, Darcy, it was really bad
22:44And then they said, oh, we're going to have to take you to an A&E
22:47I said, yeah, downright you are, my leg was almost hanging off
22:52Then my mum said, we'll just eat this Chinese and then we'll go
22:55So I were laid there, Darcy, with my leg up in the air, blood pouring out of it
22:59Whilst my mum and dad, your nan and gran, were eating their chow mein
23:03I wouldn't do that to you, Darcy
23:05I wouldn't, I'd take you straight there
23:08I'd probably eat the Chinese on the way there
23:10How old are you, by the way?
23:13About two?
23:16Be fair, Finn, Chinese is never as nice if you have to reheat it
23:21Out in the garden, Luke M was willing to go to any length to make sure his son had everything
23:27he wanted
23:28We need them camo shoes
23:30Okay, I'll do what I can do
23:31Go, go, go, go, you got this shit
23:39Hey, girl
23:40Hey, girl
23:41I can visit you whilst my baby's being looked after by his daddy
23:43I'm absolutely loving this mum life
23:45Do you like it?
23:46Like, honestly, this is a bit of me
23:49I absolutely love it
23:50Oh, it's so cute
23:52You alright?
23:53How are you?
23:54I'm good
23:55You got the sun cream
23:59No, don't put it on the baby
24:00I'm not putting it on me
24:03Have you not put any on?
24:05Can you put the spray one on me?
24:07Yeah
24:08Thanks
24:10Well, Ollie, did you guys do it?
24:14Enjoy
24:15Thank you
24:15Thank you
24:15Thank you
24:15No worries
24:19Do you like quite a bit of them?
24:21Where did you put them?
24:22Where?
24:23Oh, sick
24:24As if I didn't even see you take them
24:25I know, that's how I am
24:30He looks sick
24:32He looks sick
24:33He looks sick
24:35Our baby is unreal
24:37You cheeky wee monkeys
24:46Everyone has their own style of parenting
24:47And looks squared
24:49We're no exception
24:50Come here
24:51Come here
24:52Come here
24:55It's alright
24:57Hey, do you want to get the frig out of my baby's pram?
25:06Hell no
25:07Push me about
25:14Even though you're absolute rascal
25:17Yeah
25:17You want to be his godparent
25:21Come on
25:22I'll let you be
25:23I'll let you be his godparent
25:24Oh, sick
25:27Oh, you fucker
25:33Demi, I think Luke might need changing
25:37See you in a more
25:48You make me so happy
25:53Welcome back to Unseen Bits
25:54You decided against string quartets and going on safari
25:58And chose to watch us instead
26:01I know it's only been six weeks
26:03But we love you too
26:06It's the penultimate part
26:07But don't worry
26:09There's still loads of unseen stuff you never knew you needed
26:12Do you put the toilet seat up?
26:14Or I sit down
26:15Sometimes I sit down bro
26:16I always sit down for a wee
26:18And sometimes it just turns into a ship
26:20Right, that's enough nonsense for now
26:22There's still way too many islanders for this part of the show
26:25It's about time we sent some home
26:29After the islanders had voted who they thought were the least compatible couple
26:33It left five pairs vulnerable of being dumped from the island
26:39The public votes saved Luke M and Demi and Jess and Ched
26:44Leaving three couples at risk
26:47Your votes meant that Jamie and Natalia were the next couple to leave the villa
26:51And everyone was so stunned they forgot to follow them to the front door to say goodbye
27:02Then it was the islanders turn to decide who was next
27:05As they had to save one of Mike and Priscilla or Callum and Molly
27:13Mike and Priscilla
27:14Callum and Molly
27:15Mike and Priscilla
27:17Mike and Priscilla
27:18Mike and Priscilla were saved
27:20And the Lancashire lovebirds Callum and Molly were dumped from the villa
27:30Callum was never very good with his words
27:32But he has an unseen attempt at an emotional farewell
27:36It's been the best five weeks
27:39I don't know what else to say
27:40Go on
27:41Me?
27:42Come on, Molly, give a little speech
27:43Oh, don't make me do a speech
27:44I'm not doing speeches
27:45Right, fuck off
27:47Top speech, yeah, kid
27:48See you down Trafford
27:50Centering the sunshine
27:51Anyone want to close the door?
28:00No?
28:01Fair enough
28:10If you ever wonder what people from Milton Keynes sound like
28:13Then it's absolutely nothing like this
28:16All right, Geese
28:17All right, Geese
28:18Get a pint
28:19All right, Geese
28:20Let me get San Miguel, please
28:21San Miguel, please
28:24Geese
28:25Please
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29:00Oh, you're funny.
29:02You're funny.
29:02You're funny.
29:03All right, Finn.
29:05I'd like to see you go to Glasgow and order a bottle of Bucky and a pizza crunch.
29:15You've got to love Mike and Priscilla.
29:17Their fellow islanders may give them stick for being cringy or vain.
29:21And what do they do?
29:23Have a photo shoot?
29:24Good on them.
29:26Shall I face the camera?
29:27Ooh.
29:33You can face me now.
29:40Next position.
29:43Ooh.
29:44Are you doing a video?
29:46Yeah.
29:47Oh, no.
29:48She got me.
29:49Oh, she got me.
29:51Oh, no.
29:52All right, cool.
29:53All right, fine, boys.
29:55I love you.
29:57He's so silly.
29:59All right, take a picture of me now.
30:01Okay, mommy.
30:02I have to put my glasses on.
30:03Oh, my glasses are too big, though, for the picture.
30:05You ready?
30:06Ready?
30:13Hold that.
30:14Hold it.
30:17One more.
30:18Oh, yes.
30:21I'm so scared.
30:21Welcome to the movie studio.
30:23I don't know.
30:25I don't know.
30:25MikeyB Studios, are you ready?
30:27Yes.
30:28Wait until they've found out they've got to give their phones back.
30:36oh my word it's nearly part four I've got another nipple growing of them and no one said anything
30:42that ridiculous yet fucking Hesper smells like fucking old people it must be time for did you
30:50seriously just say that you look should have put the oven on you should preheat the oven but others
30:58not hot now so fast like on now let's start knowing it could do it's got to be which one
31:11is it in that
31:11one yeah fan assisted I did turn down the volume did you seriously just say that they say men are
31:28from Mars and women are from Venus well one thing's for sure girls are so pretty alien to our boys
31:33guys
31:34have you learned anything new about women after living with them for so long yeah don't get a
31:39pool because they won't never go in it that's very true I've learned that they take tomato ketchup into
31:48the showers yeah that's a new one I learned that as well they take tomato ketchup in the shower yeah
31:54because it stops the hair going different colors shut up yeah yeah that's not true no it is that's true
32:00I've learned that women take ages to get ready literally eggs four hours I've learned that some
32:11women do their makeup to come and sit by the pool I don't get that to sweat it all off
32:17to sweat it
32:18all off bear in mind they're not going in the pool so it won't get ruined but I've learned it's
32:23easier
32:23just to nod and say yes yes absolutely just agree with everything agree with everything even when
32:33they're wrong even when they're wrong they're wrong they're right especially when they're wrong happy
32:38wife happy life so it is did you know what you didn't learn Finn there's some point page will see
32:45this everyone's coupled up in the villa oh my days we're not sitting here we're not sitting here love is
33:01in
33:02the air what is there possibly to be scared of and this week's Islanders get scared by something
33:39more exclusive bits after the break it's time for one of you lot at home to win a smashing 30
33:46,000
33:46pounds and a seven night holiday to the fabulous South Africa don't say we don't spoil you courtesy
33:52of just eat we're flying you and four mates out to Cape Town for a taste of the five-star
33:57love island
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34:25February good luck
34:48and I want to make it a good end my secret trick is myself confidence tape I like to play
34:56it to
34:56myself during the dumpings to really get me in the mood for the voiceover Ian you are amazing I am
35:04amazing
35:05Ian you are the best Vio artist in the land I am the best Vio artist in the land you
35:14are big strong and confident I am big strong and confident
35:20I am going to play that into the villa sorry page as you were right I need to finish this
35:32tape you lot watch
35:33this unseen bit of philosophy chat no seriously would you reckon came first chicken or egg it's got to be
35:45it's got to be the egg no it's got to be the chicken sorry surely God would make an egg
35:49first why would
35:50you make an egg first when he could just touch straight to the point so you'll just snap a whole
35:54chicken out yeah he would what do you think it came from a fish fucking fish we came from sea
36:06animals did
36:07we though yeah how do you know monkeys fossil how do you know that mate fossil no there's no fossils
36:13saying
36:13we come from monkeys evolution we came from monkeys yeah didn't we yeah but where did the monkeys come
36:18from they come from God no they come from somewhere brother Charles Darwin says otherwise what isaac
36:26Newton says otherwise he's he's on about apples and gravity him you don't have a scooby about animals
36:35it's Charles Charles Dickens darling darling Dickens Darwin who cares neither of them will help you
36:42explain how a fish gave birth to a chicken earlier in the week you saw the Anders take part in
36:53the
36:53legendary annual talent competition where we saw all of this this and a little bit of this but what
37:09you didn't see was all the hard work great determination and dedication behind the scenes
37:14partly because there wasn't that much to be honest what the hell are we gonna do in the talent show
37:19so
37:20we could just do like just basic exercise but is that talent I'm not everyone can do it can they
37:27what are we gonna do sing nah your voice is atrocious oh it's not that bad is there no it's
37:34not bad we
37:35gotta dance never done a dance routine in my entire life it's right we're gonna do it together yeah come
37:40up with a few moves yeah because I'm sorry but I ain't getting out there half-hearted it's got to
37:45be on
37:45point I ain't doing it exactly what's your what's your like your talents are metallics but I don't
37:52really have many actually oh fuck off I'm nervous mate okay sorry it's about to get real loud
38:26oh that's so much that's the technique there we go I'm shaking like a shirt and doggers
38:36that means I'm nervous
38:46this is gonna end tragic come on oh my god
38:52ah yeah
38:54am I light or heavy
38:56no you're light
38:56this is actually really comfy
38:59wow
39:00yeah
39:00okay
39:06no I can't do it
39:09oh okay
39:15there you go see he did it look
39:21no pressure
39:26okay
39:27don't call us we'll call you
39:42for the past few weeks you've been voting in your millions
39:45however this week I wanted to know what the islanders best moment in the love island villa has been and
39:52this week's
39:53feature bonanza
39:57best moment
39:59okay
40:00I've had so many amazing moments in this villa I can't even tell you
40:05it's probably like the funniest moment of my life and it's so immature but it was just so funny
40:10so I was on the bean bags and Rebecca let's out the most massive far
40:15oh
40:17you could not play up as the bean bag
40:19no
40:20Rebecca was that you
40:22it was so funny
40:26the funniest moment Mike fell forward in that in that gunk in that challenge
40:35it's just how did that happen
40:38funniest moment for me was watching Callum walk straight into a glass window
40:47I don't think anything can really top that Natalya's pram falling in the pool
40:55the pram
40:55the pram
40:56oh my god
41:02probably watching original Connor do the strip tease
41:13that was ridiculously funny
41:22my sweetest moment was when fun asked me to be his girlfriend
41:25will you be my girlfriend
41:34that was lovely it was very nice
41:38cause we are stars we are lights
41:43one of the best walking back from Casper and Moor and seeing Paige single
41:46we are planets in the sky
41:50fuck for that
41:53I've never been so nervous in here
41:55how are you feeling?
41:56surprised
41:59go go go get each other
42:01go get your girl
42:04when my Mikey asked me to be his girlfriend
42:08I want to ask you something
42:10go on
42:12it was magical
42:14it was
42:15I don't think
42:16I've had anything sweeter
42:18it would be an honour
42:20if I could call you my girlfriend
42:25unreal
42:26that's definitely my best moment
42:32sweetest moment is just
42:34waking up next to Jess every day
42:37every day we are just getting better and better
42:40my best moment has got to be when Luke T asked me to be his girlfriend
42:46to find your prince you must quest to the peak
42:49it was how he done it you know the whole fairytale plan
42:53answer this correctly to get past the giant in the way
42:58yeah it was a moment that I'll never ever forget
43:00so I want to ask you if you want to be my girlfriend
43:04oh 100%
43:07my best moment personally was walking in with Luke M
43:14we were so excited
43:15we were dancing trying to make ourselves calm down
43:18I think actually in terms of like sweetest moment
43:21was when Shanice and Luke T set up our first little picnic date on the day bed
43:25what the fuck
43:28we hope you enjoy your evening
43:29have fun
43:31and then we shared our first kiss at the end
43:34so put a little love on me
43:37I think that was my sweetest moment with Luke M
43:40without a doubt
43:42going in with Luke T
43:45I don't think my Love Island journey would be the same without him
43:49and I wouldn't want it to be any other way
43:51exactly
43:53that was this week's
43:54beach up in Nanza
44:04and that ladies and gentlemen is that
44:07six amazing weeks ago
44:09the classic Cape Town 2020
44:11enrolled on a crash undergraduate course of love
44:17they've grafted
44:18you are mustard and I'm having you on time
44:21they've been schooled
44:23and don't
44:26they've excelled in biology
44:29they've even fallen asleep at their desks
44:32but after all their coursework
44:34it's time for their last exam
44:37the Love Island final
44:42and you at home decides who graduates with a first
44:48tune in tomorrow night
44:50for the Love Island final
44:52for the Love Island final
44:56for the Love Island final
45:23you
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