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00:09I'm coming home baby now
00:12I'm coming home now right away
00:14Fucking ridiculous
00:16I'm coming home baby now
00:18I'm sorry now I ever went away
00:22Every night and day I go and stay
00:26Why, muchas gracias, Miguel
00:30What's the point of coming to a place like this when you can't drink
00:33See, you're a destination guy
00:35Always in a rush to get somewhere you're not
00:38Me, I'm more about the journey, the vibe, the ambiance
00:44If we don't stop to smell the roses every once in a while
00:47Well then, what's the point in anything?
00:50You can't smell neither
00:53Ah, douchey
00:54If rocks could burn, you'd be on fire tonight, my friend
00:57But my point still stands
01:00What do you want, machine head?
01:01World, peace, a pony, my name and lights, the list goes on
01:07Lighten up, titan
01:08You should be tap dancing your way out of bed every morning
01:11And why is that?
01:13Because you and I did the impossible
01:15We slayed the literal dragon and stole his treasure
01:18Or kingdom
01:20Or magic ring
01:22Or whatever the fuck it is dragons have
01:24I don't read a lot of fantasy
01:26Except, and I'm sorry for bearing the lead
01:29Mr. Liu couldn't even do us the basic fucking courtesy of
01:32Staying dead
01:35Bullshit
01:36I wish, my igneous friend
01:38But turns out, even a .45 caliber haircut
01:41Isn't enough to kill the old lizard
01:44I know, look at my face
01:47I'm as surprised as you are
01:51The point of all this is
01:53He's coming for you
01:54Already came for me
01:55Except the order gives me
01:56And all my fellow members
01:58Certain protections
01:59Even Liu can't chew through
02:01With his sharp little dragon teeth
02:04You know
02:05There's still an empty seat
02:07With your name on it
02:12Hmm
02:14So that's what this is about
02:16Look
02:17Let me put it this way
02:19I've got this gorgeous mosaic
02:21On the floor of my fifth bathroom
02:23Ancient Roman
02:25Or some shit like that
02:26But it's got one broken tile
02:28And every time I sit down for a deuce
02:30It drives me fucking nuts
02:32You, Titan
02:33You're like that
02:34You're my broken tile
02:36My one little piece
02:38That ain't like the others
02:39This is a chance for us
02:41To fix the picture
02:43Together
02:43And save your life doing it
02:47It just makes sense
02:49I didn't fight like hell
02:50For my own piece
02:51Just to give it back
02:53Fine
02:54Your funeral
02:55Because Liu's coming
02:57And in case you forgot
02:58He almost killed you
02:59And your little super friend
03:00In the onesie already
03:01Or was that me?
03:03I really don't remember
03:05I take my chances
03:09I'll be honest, huh?
03:13Like I said
03:14It's not the booze I miss
03:16It's happy hour
03:25With all due respect, sir
03:27You would have done the same
03:29Yeah
03:30But I'm not half Viltrumite, Donald
03:32I can't wreck an entire planet
03:34With my bare hands
03:34If I get in a pissy mood
03:36Mark has seemed
03:37A little more prone to
03:40Absolute solutions recently
03:41First Angstrom
03:43Then Conquest
03:46Don't
03:47Don't
03:48Hell, didn't robots say
03:49Mark almost did in
03:50That dinosaurs guy
03:51We just locked up?
03:52Conquest and Angstrom
03:53Were heat of the moment
03:54And technically
03:56They're both still alive
03:57They were warning signs, Donald
03:59But this
04:01This is a goddamn billboard
04:03And Russ was an innocent man
04:05That's different
04:06That changes things
04:09I believe
04:10Mark's still doing
04:11What he thinks is right
04:13After everything he's been through
04:14Exactly
04:16You know as well as anyone
04:17Trauma like that
04:18Breaks people
04:20And the last person
04:21We need losing their shit
04:22Is
04:35Working through the night again
04:39I work better in the dark
04:41You know that
04:42I know that you need to sleep
04:44There's just
04:46Too much to do
04:50When are you going to admit
04:52It's not the work
04:53Keeping you awake
05:04You were all there
05:06If he had just waited
05:07Another few seconds
05:09Invincible did the right thing
05:10You can't believe that
05:13Where are we at
05:14If he didn't kill Russ
05:15The dome fails
05:16Secwits take the planet
05:17And then we fight for what
05:19Years to take it back
05:20If we even could
05:21How many other people
05:22Would die if that happened
05:24The dome would have held
05:26Even you don't know that
05:28It's done okay
05:29And we all have to live with it
05:31So let's just
05:32Hit the showers
05:33And be happy
05:34We never have to see
05:35Another Secwit
05:36Ever again
05:38Let me make this clear
05:40Genius
05:40Since you don't seem
05:42To understand
05:43You follow my orders
05:45Or you never go
05:46Into the field
05:47Again
05:48Got it
05:49If I hadn't
05:51Entered the sewers
05:52Did I ask
05:53For an excuse
05:54Because I thought
05:56I asked
05:57If you understood
05:58But I
05:59Do you understand
06:02Yes
06:03Yes
06:03I understand
06:05Good
06:09What a dick
06:11While I've happily admitted
06:13To being the cause
06:14Of previous
06:15Secwit related catastrophes
06:17I think we all agree
06:19That I had absolutely
06:21Nothing to do
06:22With this particular
06:23Disaster
06:24Right?
06:25Friendly and forgiving
06:26Chums of mine
06:27Never gonna happen
06:56Good man
07:24Holy shit
07:25Are you okay?
07:27Where'd it come from?
07:28It
07:29It was
07:30Inside me
07:31I
07:32I never even
07:33Felt it
07:34Jesus
07:35I guess
07:36Russ didn't either
07:37If you weren't here
07:39I was here
07:40It's okay
07:41You won
07:44No
07:44No
07:45We were lucky
07:47And luck
07:48Isn't a variable
07:49We can control
07:50The Secwits
07:51Angstrom
07:52Dock Seismic
07:53We stopped them
07:54But they always
07:55Return stronger
07:55Than before
07:57We're not
07:58Dealing with these threats
07:59Permanently
08:00And because of that
08:01It's simply a matter of time
08:02Before our luck runs out
08:04And they defeat us
08:07Maybe Mark was right
08:09D&D
08:23Run
08:23I
08:23It will
09:04What the fuck is going on?
09:26What the fuck is going on?
09:44What the fuck is going on?
10:00Hey, Eve, I really need to talk to someone right now.
10:07Call me when you can.
10:08Love you.
10:18Hi, Mark.
10:21Um, Cecil would like a word.
10:27Please.
10:32Debbie?
10:34One sec.
10:37Sorry.
10:38What's up?
10:39Look at this.
10:43Oh, this place will fly off the market.
10:46When are we listing it?
10:47Tomorrow.
10:48You like it?
10:48I mean, the square footage in the location alone makes it a steal.
10:52Three bedrooms, recently remodeled, quartz countertops.
10:56Is that a double island kitchen?
10:58Didn't I just tell you how much I like those?
11:02I sell my place.
11:03You sell yours.
11:05We wouldn't even have a mortgage.
11:07I'm sure the boys would love having more space.
11:10Uh, you said you wanted to move in together.
11:14Yes.
11:14It's just, I raised Mark and Oliver in our house.
11:19I've been there almost 20 years.
11:22Maybe it's time for a change?
11:24Sleep on it.
11:26That's all I'm asking, okay?
11:37All clear.
11:38It's your standard dipshits.
11:41Daddy!
11:42Why didn't you get any ice cream?
11:45Nah, it's a little cold for ice cream, baby girl.
11:47It's never too cold for ice cream.
11:57All clear.
12:09Just let a letter have all that sugar, huh?
12:18Oh, shit.
12:20Y'all...
12:23Babe, she's only ten once.
12:26That was your excuse when she was nine.
12:29Did you consider how hard it's gonna be to get her to go to sleep?
12:32It's okay, Mom.
12:34I'll sleep when I'm dead.
12:36Fiona!
12:37Where did you learn that?
12:39Hmm.
12:40Daddy taught me.
12:42Okay, I didn't teach her.
12:56Take Fiona and run.
12:58Now!
13:01Mr. Liu sends his regards.
13:08Ugh...
13:09Magnetak.
13:12have you been handwriting your book?
13:18Huh?
13:22Ha!
13:27Heh!
13:29Now!
13:30Rongrra!
13:32Chuzok!
13:33Don't take it and do I need any past io.
13:38Let's go.
14:06Let's go.
14:33What the fuck is going on?
14:34You don't ever fuck with my family!
15:00What the fuck is going on?
15:03What the fuck is going on?
15:04What the fuck is going on?
15:31What the fuck is going on?
15:36I'll be taller.
15:39What's wrong?
15:41We've gone through so much so quickly I don't think I even realized it.
15:45It's like I closed my eyes and you're all grown up.
15:50Mom.
15:52Nope.
15:52Nope.
15:53You can't squirm out of this.
15:54Not yet.
15:59Have you seen Mark today?
16:00I don't think he's home.
16:01Why?
16:02I don't know.
16:04He seems sad a lot of the time now.
16:06We're angry.
16:07We're both.
16:08Your brother's still working through everything that's happened over the last few months.
16:12I know.
16:13I just...
16:14I...
16:15Missed the way he was.
16:21We can't fight change, Oliver.
16:23But we can support the ones we love as they deal with it.
16:29I know what you're gonna say, Cecil.
16:31And I'm really not in the...
16:32You made the right choice, Mark.
16:34I would have done the same thing.
16:37Russ Livingston was an astronaut.
16:38He knew the risks.
16:40And the sequins had to be stopped at all costs.
16:43Then why am I here?
16:45Because it wasn't like you.
16:47It's not who you are, Mark.
16:49Well, maybe it's who I should be.
16:52If I'd actually killed Angstrom the first time,
16:54so many people, so many families would still be alive.
16:59I'll do anything to stop that from happening again.
17:02I know.
17:03That's what makes you a good person, Mark.
17:05And I want to keep you that way.
17:07You wouldn't know it, but I'm not as old as I look.
17:12Decisions like this, they change you.
17:13And not for the better.
17:16It's the reason I make the calls and the Guardians don't.
17:19So they can sleep at night.
17:22Me, I gave up sleeping years ago.
17:24Cecil.
17:25You don't have to work for me.
17:26But when it comes to who lives or dies, don't make that decision alone.
17:30Let me do it.
17:32Or at least let me chime in for Christ's sake.
17:34I'm not a kid anymore.
17:37I don't need you to handle me.
17:39You're a walking nuclear bomb, Mark.
17:41The most powerful thing on this planet, and you can't even buy a drink yet.
17:45If I didn't try to handle you, I wouldn't be doing my job.
17:54Cover everything up and take a lunch.
17:56We don't take lunch.
17:58Invincible is here, so cover these up and disappear for a few hours.
18:02That's an order.
18:06I know what you're thinking, and you should cease thinking it.
18:10Cease makes you sound pompous.
18:13Your lack of self-awareness is astounding.
18:17My actions are my responsibility, not yours.
18:21And I should feel messed up after something like this.
18:23But if you're worried I'm gonna snap or something that-
18:26I don't think you're going to snap, Mark.
18:28But there are emotional consequences to these kinds of decisions that I've seen eat heroes alive.
18:34You don't have to talk to me.
18:36We've got people specially trained for this.
18:38Not now.
18:40I said...
18:42Sinclair, for the love of God, will you get the fuck out of here?
18:46You.
18:48Sorry, sir.
18:49I...
18:50I wanted to...
18:52Apologize for my...
18:54Experiments.
18:56For what I did to your friends...
18:58And the other students.
19:00I'd say it to them personally if I didn't think it would do more harm than good.
19:05I know I will never be able to truly atone for what I've done.
19:09And I know there's no justification for-
19:12Stop.
19:13Stop talking.
19:14I don't want to hear an apology from you.
19:17I don't want to hear anything from you ever again.
19:20Do you understand?
19:22I'm sorry.
19:29Don't do that.
19:30Don't act like I was-
19:32Going to kill him.
19:33Let's not pretend that thought didn't cross your mind.
19:35You hate Sinclair.
19:37Shit.
19:37I'm not exactly his biggest fan.
19:39But his Rhianna men are one of the greatest military inventions in human history.
19:44They're already saving more lives than most heroes do their entire careers.
19:48So?
19:49That doesn't give him a free pass for torturing and killing people.
19:53He came in here to apologize to you.
19:55Even after he saw what you did to Russ, he's just trying to make good.
19:58Yeah.
19:59Like he just happened to wander in here by accident while we were talking.
20:03I did not plan that.
20:05I told him to fuck off to lunch.
20:07Are we done?
20:08You can go whenever-
20:11I'm so sorry, sir.
20:13I-I told Sinclair-
20:14It's fine.
20:15Mark didn't go out through the ceiling, so I'd call that a success.
20:18Are you going to tell him about Conquest?
20:20After the kid just killed someone?
20:23If you want my job that badly, Donald, just ask.
20:32Mark.
20:33Hey.
20:34I was just-
20:36What's wrong?
20:37My powers.
20:38They're not just messing up anymore.
20:41What?
20:42What are you talking about?
20:44I move atoms around.
20:46I-I gather them up and swap out particles until they're whatever I need.
20:50But now, it's like they just-they slip through my fingers.
20:56I-I can't link them together.
20:57I can't control them.
20:59I can't make anything.
21:01Mark.
21:02I don't know what's happening.
21:06I'm scared to fly.
21:08We'll figure this out.
21:09Okay?
21:16Rex fixed Monster Girl's powers.
21:18Maybe he can help.
21:20Oh God, it's Invincible Ink.
21:23I-I-I can't, Eve.
21:24Not right now.
21:25Let someone else handle it.
21:27Is this about your message?
21:28We-we should call Rex and see if he can, um-
21:31Mark.
21:32What happened?
21:34Cecil covered it up.
21:36But...
21:36To stop the Secwitz, I had to...
21:41I had to stop Russ.
21:44Eve, I...
21:45Um...
21:46I didn't know what else to do.
21:51No.
21:52This-this is stupid.
21:54I'm supposed to be here for you right now.
21:56We can be here for each other.
21:59I'll call Capes.
22:01Maybe they can-
22:02Let me do it.
22:03I can help.
22:04Oliver.
22:05I was already here.
22:06You guys came inside.
22:08But whatever it is, I can do it.
22:14How much does this job pay?
22:25I shook a few trees and found Liu.
22:27He's hiding on the east side in this condemned hotel.
22:30He's still fucked up.
22:32Probably why he sent that fridge magnet after you
22:34instead of doing it himself.
22:36Once the muscle arrives...
22:38We'll send a message of our own.
22:41About the muscle, boss.
22:43Yeah, I...
22:44Don't know if the kid's gonna fall for this again.
22:47Nah, this is different.
22:49Liu almost killed him, too.
22:51He'll want a rematch.
22:52And if he tries to take me in afterwards...
22:54Fine. We got lawyers.
22:56It'll be worth it to keep Vanessa and Fiona safe.
23:00Or...
23:00And I'm just saying...
23:02We could cut our losses and...
23:06Rejoin the order?
23:06Did you seriously just fucking say that?
23:11You guys call Invincible Link, right?
23:14Is this...
23:15Rocky Shores Incorporated?
23:29We are not charging you guys enough.
23:31No Invincible, no deal.
23:38Whatever he can do, I can do too.
23:40Probably better even.
23:42Get your feet off my desk.
23:44Dad?
23:47Fiona.
23:48What did I say about coming in my...
23:50I'm scared.
23:53It's okay, baby.
23:54I'm making sure no one can ever hurt you.
23:58You want my help, or not?
24:02And every time I use them, whatever I make turns to goo.
24:06Goo?
24:07Like this atomic sludge.
24:10And then it dissolves away, and now I can't even do that.
24:14Vitals appear normal.
24:16And initial scans show no irregularities in your brain or body chemistry.
24:20Oh, Rex, I am starting to lose my mind here.
24:24If we can't figure out what's wrong, then I'll...
24:26We'll get to the bottom of this, I promise.
24:29Amanda's condition took me almost a year to solve.
24:31A year?
24:33I'm not saying it'll be...
24:34No.
24:35No, I'm sorry.
24:37Thank you for helping.
24:39Has there been anything else out of the ordinary?
24:42Not that I can think of.
24:44One second.
24:46Where is that coming from?
24:54Oh, no.
24:55Is that what I think it is?
25:02Hey!
25:13I'm sorry.
25:13I know what I know.
25:16Yeah, aw, yeah.
25:16Who's hasta there?
25:17What are you, huh?
25:18No, no, no, no.
25:25No, no, no.
25:26No, no, I don't do that.
25:28I'm sorry.
25:29Not you.
25:37Let's go.
25:59Let's go.
26:29All you gotta do is follow my lead.
26:36The Flaxons have mounted three previous invasions, all within a few days of each other.
26:40But because time moves more rapidly in their dimension, they had months to learn from their mistakes.
26:45We only beat him last time because Omni-Man took the fight to their home turf.
26:49Said he convinced them to leave us alone.
26:52Guess he wasn't as convincing as he thought.
26:59Given how long has passed since their last attack, they will have had ample time to prepare for this incursion.
27:05But being in our dimension makes them grow old and die.
27:08Unless they use a gizmo or something to stop it.
27:11This is serious, Shapesmith.
27:13This is brute punch.
27:15Would you like some?
27:17Previously, they used wearable devices to emit protective temporal fields.
27:21Initial data suggests they are using a single, more powerful emitter this time to keep us from disrupting it so
27:27easily.
27:27They're also taking prisoners, which is new for them and bad for us.
27:39Oh, I'm still a little tuckered out from yesterday's fight.
27:43We don't have Omni-Man helping out this time, so I got us someone even better.
27:54Thanks for coming, Mark.
28:01What? You want to tell them to go home?
28:04This whole thing seems pretty simple to me.
28:08Save lives.
28:09Find and destroy their emitter.
28:13Watch them get old and die.
28:39Guardians!
28:42Feed those prisoners asap.
28:45I got them.
28:59Those were no doubt constructed to oppose your father.
29:07Be careful, Invincible.
29:16They have a large number of reinforcements.
29:21Bulletproof! Get to the prisoners! We'll look for the emitter!
29:46What's this thing even look like?
29:48A large and powerful antenna. It will be difficult to hide.
29:52Then where is it?
30:08Everybody down!
30:19Step it up. We're losing civilians to these assholes.
30:22I don't know if you noticed, Cecil, but there's a lot of them.
30:27Then quit messing around and find the goddamn emitter.
30:31Exactly how many flaxons are we up against?
30:34Thousands. And hundreds more arriving via troop carrier every minute, sir.
30:39At this rate, they'll outnumber the city's population in a few hours.
30:43Then let's make sure they don't last that long.
30:53How does your friend know this is the spot?
30:56He has his sources.
30:57You sure you trust him?
30:59No. But this is what we got.
31:25Time for a reckoning, Liu.
31:28You said you weren't followed.
31:30No. No way I'm fighting him. He's like a hundred.
31:34Don't be fooled, kid.
31:37I have more than enough strength.
31:40I have more than enough strength.
31:42For garbage like you.
31:50Hey, he's the dragon guy?
32:17Watch yourself. That thing almost killed Invincible.
32:21Watch yourself. That thing almost killed Invincible.
32:23I know!
32:25I know!
32:26I know!
32:39Everybody's weak now!
32:40Take them out!
32:52Oh yeah, real weak.
33:34Oliver, how's it going on the job?
33:36I'm fighting a dragon!
33:37What?
33:38It's that old guy you and Mark talked about.
33:41He's not dead.
33:43He's here.
33:48And he's really pissed off.
33:52Call Mark.
33:53I need help.
33:58Mark's busy.
34:00Forget the job and get out of there.
34:07You guys really can't prepare this time, huh?
34:28I picked the worst time to do a juice cleanse.
34:30We can't break through.
34:33We have to.
34:34They're still taking prisoners.
34:47Somebody help Monster Girl.
34:49Already on it.
35:01Didn't question that order, huh?
35:04Yeah.
35:04I've scanned the entire battlefield but cannot locate the emitter.
35:07yet, it must be here somewhere.
35:10If that was my one weakness, I'd hide it pretty well.
35:15I'm sorry.
35:20Do you trust me?
35:21You know the answer to that.
35:24Everyone, cover us.
35:29You heard him!
35:53You're on your own from here.
35:54Give up my hell.
36:09Tell me Robot's not that stupid.
36:13Robot, don't even think about going into that thing.
36:16I'm sorry, Cecil.
36:18It's the only way.
36:20Wait!
36:40I was right.
36:41Free as many prisoners as you can while I disable the emitter.
36:45Way ahead of you!
36:50To the portal!
36:53Let's go!
37:07I'm sorry, Cecil.
37:09Say hello, the doctor!
37:09He's on my own.
37:10But he's on the road!
37:11He's own guns, but he's no longer.
37:18That's okay.
37:20Mom, I'm sorry!
37:26Let's go.
38:05Go! Back through the portal!
38:11Time to go, Rex.
38:15Rex!
38:22What?
38:27What?
38:32See? Simple.
38:38Good work, team.
38:40Anyone have eyes on Monster Girl or Robot?
38:42Guardians, we cannot stop here.
38:44We must defeat the Flaxons once and for all in their own dimension.
38:48If we allow them to return, they will not fail next time.
38:52Makes sense to me. Let's go!
38:55No! No, stop! That's an order.
38:59Sorry, Cecil. Some orders you just can't follow.
39:14No!
39:15No!
39:15No!
39:15No!
39:16No!
39:17No!
39:29No!
39:39What are we standing around for? Can't we just open a portal of our own?
39:43You don't think we've been trying to do that since the first time these assholes visited us?
39:50Fuck!
39:54Eve?
39:58I thought you wanted to fight!
40:01All you've done is hide!
40:04Ouch.
40:26Pay attention, boy. Maybe you'll learn something before you die.
40:40You're supposed to be dead.
40:42You're supposed to be dead.
40:44Oliver.
40:49Why didn't you run?
40:51I didn't want to do a bad job for you and Eve.
41:01Are you okay?
41:02Yeah. Let's kick his ass.
41:05Crazy, I'm all crazy, please.
41:08No!
41:09No!
41:11No!
41:14No!
41:15No!
41:16No!
41:17No!
41:18No!
41:20No!
41:20No!
41:22No!
41:43Grab my body!
42:14This isn't over!
42:17You!
42:18Hey, hero!
42:21You do not mess with my family!
42:25I was trying to save mine!
42:33Stop!
42:36Stop!
42:37Please!
42:49We're done here!
43:09Ow!
43:10Mom, I'm okay!
43:12Just let me finish!
43:15I bet this is a you should have seen the other guy's situation, huh?
43:19The other guy was a dragon.
43:22Ah.
43:24Yes.
43:27Rex didn't have an answer for me, but he promised he'd find out.
43:32I can't believe he and Amanda are just... gone.
43:37They'll find a way home, and we'll figure out what's wrong with your powers.
43:40Get Cecil's people on it if we have to.
43:43Are you okay?
43:47It almost happened again.
43:52I know.
43:54I know.
43:55Our meetings are normally a bit of a snooze fest, but boy, do we have a surprise today.
44:02Criminals, freaks, insects, and whatever the fuck some of you are.
44:05Put your hands together for my good friend and yours, TITAN!
44:14He's finally come around and is bringing himself and his little slice of paradise into the club.
44:21Now, obviously, there's some history between us, but we all know once you're a member of
44:26the Order, you're a member of the Order and we don't fuck with each other.
44:30So, it's all water under the bridge, kumbaya, and all that hippy-dippy bullshit.
44:34Let's make one thing clear.
44:37The only reason I'm here is...
44:39Hold the presses!
44:42How could I be so stupid?
44:44I almost forgot.
44:44We actually have two new members joining today.
44:47Turns out, there's another guy a bit skittish about people trying to cut his throat.
45:01Sorry, boss.
45:02It just makes sense.
45:03You know, for everyone.
45:06Looks like we both got played.
45:08It appears so.
45:11Man, it's so good to have the family back together.
45:16It makes me all warm and fuzzy inside.
45:19Holidays were just never the same when you kids were fighting.
45:22Now, back to the business of making so much money.
45:27It's fucking ridiculous!
45:30You're jealous!
45:31You're jealous!
45:40You're jealous!
45:41You're jealous!
45:54Eve?
45:56Everything all right?
45:58Everything's...
45:59Uh, I'll come back to bed in a minute.
46:01Okay.
46:22Hide.
46:23Hide.
46:23Hide.
46:25Hide.
46:25Hide.
46:35Hide.
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