00:05NAME THIS GAME
00:06In my quest for seeking out the weirdest games, I find very often the title is the first indication.
00:12I honestly don't know if the developers got lazy or if they just thought it would be funny to make
00:16the people who bought it come up with their own name.
00:19Probably a combination of both.
00:21So what is this game about?
00:23You seem to be a deep sea diver with a harpoon gun.
00:27Your opponents are a shark and the biggest flippin' octopus that has ever existed in the history of big flippin'
00:34things.
00:36There's also a crazy guy with long hair zooming along in a speedboat on the surface who's either loving his
00:41boatering or is just constantly screaming.
00:45He keeps dropping this long line which sort of looks like a fishing line.
00:49I thought it was something I had to avoid until I realized the line actually replenishes your oxygen.
00:55Throughout the game, the shark advances on you space invader style, getting faster as it goes lower, until you're food.
01:01If you shoot it with a harpoon, it dies, but another takes its place.
01:05Aside from the shark, you also have to deal with the octopus tendals which grow larger and larger until the
01:11bottom of the lake gets covered in ink.
01:14Right.
01:16If you shoot one of the tentacles, it disappears and then a new one regrows.
01:20This gets weirder the more you think about it.
01:22Why does that octopus take up the entire lake?
01:26Why does this diver decide a fun place to swim would be the very bottom of a lake infested with
01:31bloodthirsty sharks and an octopus that is so huge
01:33and it would be hard to avoid bumping into it on the way down no matter where you jump in?
01:39Well, the manual says that you found a treasure and you have to protect it from the shark and octopus.
01:43The answer is the question of why he's down there.
01:46It doesn't really answer how.
01:47How do you miss an octopus that's bigger than a city?
01:51That's basically the game.
01:52A diver with a harpoon and a screaming man in a speedboat fight a respawning and perpetually fast shark
01:58and an octopus the size of a lake which constantly regrows tentacles.
02:05A diver with a river that's bigger than a sea.
02:06A diver with a river that's bigger than a sea.
02:06A river that's bigger than a sea.
02:06A river that's bigger than a sea.
02:07A river that's bigger than a sea.
02:07A river that's bigger than a sea.
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