00:00Hey, Izo here and this is Mystical Ninja. Starring Goemon? What? Starring Goemon? What? Is Goemon that special? Karakuri Castle.
00:12Make a pick between Goemon, Thingy, and whoever's name is. Sasuke. Oh my god, Sasuke from Naruto's in here? No,
00:18it's not. It's a robot ninja. Well, yeah, a robot ninja. This is Japan, right? Back in Japan. Robot ninja.
00:26Yeah, that makes sense, doesn't it?
00:29For one, I am not freaking reading all that. I hate games which have no purpose of having text boxes.
00:35This is one of those games. No purpose of text boxes. Its format and layout is just like, like I
00:42might say, The Legend of Zelda. Because it is. And again, it looks like this game is going to defragmatize
00:48and go freaking stupid.
00:52All because of the freaking hypercam. Hypercam does this to me. Why does hypercam hate me? I don't understand why.
01:00I don't know why. It just does. This game is suckish anyway, so there's no point buying it or getting
01:06it or nothing. It sucks ass either way.
01:09It's one of the most boring piece of crap games I've ever played. I freaking am unhappy to play this
01:17game.
01:19Falling in the water is annoying, especially when you're trying to jump. If you try to jump to a platform,
01:23you go too far. Every time you jump, you go freaking too far. It's just stupid.
01:28You go there and go back to the beginning of the freaking game. I keep saying my weapon is a
01:33kunai, but then again, I threw kunais at the beginning of the game and then lost them after a while.
01:38What the hell? I lost them? What the hell is up with that?
01:42Surprisingly, when I play it this time, the one I'm showing it to, I actually get to actually a place
01:47I'm meant to go to. Surprising enough, I played this game a couple of times and I couldn't figure out
01:53where the hell I'm meant to be going.
01:55But this time, I actually found out where I was meant to be going. Surprising, eh?
02:00Screw off, Hitama. It reminds me of Hitama Souls of Yu-Gi-Oh.
02:05Wow, it's actually playing normally now.
02:08This game sucks ass. You'll see samurai guys running around with samurai swords. You've got these guys that throw shurikens
02:14at you. Freaking annoying buggers.
02:16Ah, yeah, see? Precisely, I came to this place here. Freaking stairs. Never came here. I came to stairs before.
02:22But I come here and now I'm underground.
02:25Those stairs remind me of the ones of Pokemon.
02:28What? You've got a hole in the wall there, but believe it or not, walk into it and, well, it's
02:32not a secret cable. Nothing. It's just a hole. What's the point?
02:36These bats are freaking annoying. I need to be careful when we're going through here.
02:40I've got one life left. One freaking life left. If I die, I go back to the beginning.
02:47Suck asses.
02:49Complete the stage. You get a password. I hate the password system.
02:53Final fight.
02:53This is where, well, I don't know what happened. I tried to press A and B. Nothing, but it didn't
02:59work.
03:00I'm probably pressing the arrow buttons, but no, it's not a D-pad.
03:04Now, well, it starts working now.
03:06See, look, walk into there. Nothing. Nothing. It's no point of being there. It's just a hole.
03:11Now, this is where we die. Yeah. This is where we die. Again, the freaking jumping system is crap on
03:18this game.
03:18I thought I came... Oh, I went too far. The end. And guess what?
03:23Yeah, it's the end. And you start at the beginning of the game again. How suckish is that?
03:28Well, this is Lee, uh, Izu.
03:30This is Izu, and thanks for watching.
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