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AlapačE 2026 - Epizoda 5 - DomaćA Serija
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06:56What are you talking about?
06:59You don't have to say anything here.
07:02Listen, I want you to say something.
07:06Hello?
07:08Hello?
07:11This is not a clue.
07:13Yes, this is not a clue.
07:15Look how much it is.
07:18Look how much it is.
07:19We will not have anything to eat.
07:21Yes, I'm going to eat vegan food.
07:23I'm very healthy.
07:25How much I feel better, Stojanka.
07:28I don't have any problems with my own diet.
07:30Very nice.
07:31Really?
07:32What do you want to eat?
07:34I'm eating and eating.
07:35You are normal.
07:36You won't have any strength.
07:38You won't be able to play, play, play.
07:42And how do you do sex?
07:44Stojanka, vegans don't crush them.
07:47They are all upset.
07:48Listen to me.
07:50I'm going to be the first.
07:52First, the first representative of all vegans.
07:55I'm going to shoot myself.
07:57I'm going to watch it on YouTube.
07:59There will be fans watching me.
08:02Stojanka, when I'm cutting the bread from the brownie,
08:07I'm going to eat it.
08:08I'm going to eat it.
08:09Listen, I tell you something.
08:10You are the real representative of vegans.
08:13I'm going to eat it.
08:15I'm going to eat it.
08:16I'm not working.
08:19Sorry, Stojanka.
08:20I'm really hungry.
08:22I'm going to eat it.
08:23I'm going to eat it.
08:24I'm going to eat it.
08:25I'm going to eat it.
08:25Yes.
08:26But there is a fish in the fridge.
08:30There is two pieces.
08:32But it's just for the funny cases.
08:34I'm going to eat it now.
08:36And to focus on cholesterol.
08:37You hear it?
08:40I can't do anything.
08:42I'm going to eat it.
08:43I'm going to play the next step.
08:45Sorry.
08:47I hope you'll be able to do it for Kiryu.
08:50But even for how you can play for this month.
09:04Let's go!
09:05Let's do it! Let's do it!
09:08Let's do it!
09:09What are you, woman?
09:13Let's go, lady, my dear!
09:15Let's do it!
09:16Let's do it!
09:17Let's do it!
09:18Let's do it!
09:21We have to do it, lady!
09:25What do you want to say?
09:27I have a Litau, right?
09:29Let's do it!
09:31Stop!
09:31Stop!
09:32Don't do it!
09:33Look how many hours are!
09:35Don't forget to live with me!
09:38I don't forget!
09:39It's not important to live, it's important to act and to act!
09:42Do you hear what I'm saying?
09:44Let's go!
09:44We have to act and act and act!
09:49When it comes to physical activity,
09:51from today's day, I'm going to cry.
09:53You're going to cry?
09:54Yes!
09:56I've drank a drink for healing, I can't stop.
10:00Let's do it!
10:00When I say circles, we're going to do it!
10:03It's just a job!
10:04I'm going to cry!
10:05I'm going to cry for him!
10:06I'm just going to cry for a few more times!
10:07What a boy!
10:09I'm a boy!
10:09What did you cry for?
10:10I'm a boy!
10:11I'm a boy!
10:12I'm a boy!
10:13I've never cried!
10:14I asked him for a while!
10:15He asked me how he can be good for me!
10:20Then he gave me a compliment on how I'm good, how I have good legs.
10:25Then he told me how he was good, he was high, he had no half in his hands.
10:32And you know what he told me at the end?
10:34He said, Stojanka, Stojančice, can I come to you and bring me to my car?
10:42He said, don't think I'm good.
10:47Stojančice, please, we have to hold social distance and raise the potential.
10:54I'm hungry.
10:56I'm hungry.
10:59I'm hungry.
11:01I'm hungry.
11:03I'll bring you something to me.
11:07I'll bring him a little bit.
11:09Come on!
11:13Now I'll bring your heart to you.
11:18Hello, my heart.
11:21Hello, my heart.
11:23Hello, my heart.
11:25What is this?
11:27I'm going to eat meat.
11:28What is this?
11:29I'm going to eat meat.
11:30You have to eat meat.
11:32Sit down there.
11:34Sit down there.
11:35I'm going to tell you.
11:37The tree is good.
11:38I'm going to eat meat.
11:41I'm going to eat meat.
11:43He's a bear.
11:45He's a bear, he's a bear, he's a bear, and he's a bear for 10 years.
11:50He's a bear.
12:0810?
12:08What are you doing? I can't sleep in the night as I'm falling out of you.
12:12Do you want something to prepare?
12:14It's nice to be.
12:16Of course, I want to. Give me meat and potatoes.
12:18No potatoes!
12:20No meat!
12:22I have rice.
12:23I don't want rice.
12:25Then rice.
12:27Mesa and potatoes.
12:29Okay, potatoes.
12:31Now I'm going to prepare the potatoes.
12:34I've got it from the village.
12:36What do you want?
12:39I can't!
12:40It's a soul!
12:52You can see, Jeklina.
12:54What?
12:54It says that in Bulgarian,
12:56the word karati means to drive.
12:59You can see that in Bulgarian,
13:00if you don't have a school, you can't do it.
13:02What in Bulgarian?
13:03You can't breathe.
13:07You can't breathe.
13:08You can't breathe.
13:09You can't breathe.
13:10What is that, Jeklina?
13:11I've seen everything.
13:12But if a woman has been drinking water for a minute,
13:15I can't see it.
13:16What should I do when I'm a good deal?
13:19I've got a good deal.
13:20I can't see it.
13:21But you can't find it.
13:24You can find it.
13:26Who has a google?
13:29It's not a doctor.
13:30It's not a doctor.
13:31You can find it.
13:35It's a magic magic.
13:36Wait.
13:38When you have a stomach or a gelid,
13:41use strange magic magic.
13:43The magic magic is a magic magic.
13:45They are burning and burning.
13:47And they are burning.
13:47I tell you this god this day.
13:51there is,
13:53When you crack up,
13:54you can press the trigger on your Due Case Dr.
13:55When you need to beение,
13:56this is still to be pregnant.
13:57It hurts when you feel
14:04it hurts when you want.
14:09What can I call it?
14:11I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
14:12Wait, here's the stomach.
14:14I'm sorry, stomach and the stomach.
14:17Listen, the stomach is not bad,
14:19but the stomach is not bad.
14:25It's not bad.
14:27I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
14:28I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
14:29Wait, wait.
14:31If metal is in question,
14:33it's called the Sikjevačka džinđa.
14:36Džinđa?
14:37Jaki, you need to take a little head,
14:38to take a little, let's take a little.
14:41Let's take a little.
14:42Let's take a little.
14:43Let's take a little.
14:46They look for me.
14:47They're talking to the so-zvani
14:51mrsolj.
14:52Say, repeat it.
14:54C'rnjara, crn, trn, crn,
14:57crn, brsti, trn.
14:58Repeat it.
14:59Crnjara, crn, trn, crn, crn,
15:01crn, brsti, trn.
15:03Otud ide crn, trn,
15:04da odgrizi crnom, crnu, crn, brh
15:07Crn trhnče ne odgrizi crnom, crn, crn, brr.
15:11Crnjara, crn, crn, crn, crn, brsti, trn.
15:13Cinqcad jara, crn, crn, crn.
15:15I'm sorry.
15:22Crnjara, crn, crn, brsti, trn.
15:25Otud ide crn, crn, crn da odgrizi crnom,
15:28crn barbecue, crn, crn.
15:29Crn, crn, crn, crn.
15:31Green, green, green, green, green...
15:34So, that's right!
15:36Green, green, green, green, green, green...
15:38Green, green, green, green, green...
15:40Right.
15:41Just repeat, just repeat.
15:44Let's go!
15:45You went green.
15:46Stay!
15:48Wait!
15:50No, not to inhale that.
15:57Great, green, green, green, green, green, green...
16:21It's good.
16:22Yeah!
16:23What?
16:24It did not.
16:24How did it not?
16:25It didn't go well.
16:26It didn't go well.
16:27It didn't go well?
16:28Not!
16:28I'm going to get you off with the jockey.
16:31What kind of jockey do?! I'm not a physiologist.
16:33I'm going to get some stuff out there.
16:36You're not a physiologist if you get off with our jockey.
16:41You're ready to get ready.
16:42The person starts to get out of your way and it's going to count the hold of you.
16:48Wait, don't stop.
16:53I pray, I'll give you a tablet.
16:55Just want me to get rid of this, I just want you to get rid of it!
16:58The tablet will get rid of it!
16:59Yes!
17:00Something against the disease!
17:01Let's go.
17:02You're going to be angry.
17:03You're upset.
17:04Yes!
17:04How many of you are out of here!
17:06Now I don't know where to go from!
17:08Yes!
17:09Go and go out without throwing your head!
17:11How black, black, black...
17:13Where did you put the tablet?
17:14Look at that!
17:17How black, black, black!
17:20Oh God, you're a miracle in 12 months!
17:23Who taught her to kill her?
17:25I don't know.
17:26I don't know.
17:27I don't want to go out of here.
17:31Oh, my mother!
17:42Oh, my mother!
17:43I've been here a lot!
17:44I'm going to hit my heart over the door!
17:46If you don't stop, I'm going to call you the master,
17:49to make you a mess.
17:51Is it clear?
17:52Stojanka!
17:53Why am I, Klina?
17:54Why am I not writing on the batteries?
17:56I thought they were vitamins!
17:58What?
17:59Why did you drink a drink?
18:00Why am I drinking a drink?
18:02Why am I drinking a drink?
18:03Why am I drinking a drink?
18:05Why am I drinking?
18:07Why am I drinking?
18:07Listen, Stojanka, tell me something.
18:10I could be drinking.
18:13I'm drinking a drink.
18:14I'm drinking a drink.
18:15I'm drinking a drink.
18:16I'm drinking a drink.
18:18I'm drinking a drink.
18:18When the world will be the joy of the world,
18:20the only one who will be living are Buba Švabe, Pacovi and Jaklina.
18:25Why am I drinking a drink?
18:30I'm drinking a drink?
18:34Why am I drinking a drink?
18:35You're up to my drink.
18:36That's not that heart.
18:36It's that your blood battery is working,
18:38and you're hurting me.
18:46You're hurting me if you are hurting me.
18:58Hello? Good morning, Dr. Stojanka. I have a big problem, yes. My friend, you know, she was drinking batteries for
19:08a while.
19:10Stop laughing. I don't hear anything. Hello? I'm here, I'm here. No, she's not small, she's 40 years old.
19:18No, don't forget to talk about years!
19:2140 years old. She's not supposed to be stupid, you know.
19:25I'm not stupid, I'm forgot!
19:29What should I do? Hello?
19:35Ah, she's drinking milk.
19:39What should I do?
19:42Let me tell you something.
19:45Doktore, alo, ako ne preživim, ima da tužim. Stani Stojanka da mu kažem. I kliniku, i vas, i Stojanku. Ima
19:52da tužim i ovi što pravi ove prokljete materije. Sve ću da vas tužim.
19:56Koga ćeš ti da tužiš? Halo? Izvini te, doktore, znači da popiješ olju mlijeka.
20:08Stojanka!
20:10Ja, da sam ti umrla danas, ti se ne bi pokajala.
20:14Ti da si umrla danas, ja bi promenila brave da mi tvoj duh ne ulozi u kuću.
20:20Jado, jadna, ti nemaš ni srca ni duše.
20:23Ja, imam ja duše, ali nemam više živaca za tvoje baterijske krize, razumeš?
20:30Jel da ovo gragućem ili...?
20:32Radi što hoćiš.
20:33Dobro.
20:39Jaj, Stojanka.
20:41Jaj, Stojanka, mogu ja tebe nešto da pitam ko žena ženu?
20:46Pitaj.
20:47Ove baterije što se nalaze u mojom stomaku, znaš?
20:50E, pošto one sijaju i svijetle.
20:53Jel mogu ja da budem za novu godinu da idam razi pa da sijale?
20:57Kako ne možeš?
20:59Samo moraš da paziš kad ti se baterije potroše da ih napuniš, znaš?
21:18Stojanka.
21:19Molim.
21:21Samo da ti nešto kažem.
21:23Ti si mnogo bezobrazna, mnogo si bezobrazna žena.
21:26Ostavi ti mene na miru.
21:28I nek svako duva u svoju supu.
21:30Jel si čula?
21:32Aaaa, čula sam.
21:35Prestravi me sve.
21:38Jel ti sad ne boli, a?
21:41Još pomalo.
21:43A da će da prođe, osjećam da ide na dole nešto.
21:59Juu, daleko bilo.
22:01Prekriv mi oči stojanka, molim te.
22:04Prekriv mi oči stojanka, ne mogu da gledam ovo.
22:06I kako si dosada, pa nemoj da gledaš.
22:09Jao, koje je strašne stvari, tragedije. Daleko bilo.
22:14Jel vidiš da je ona isto, ide kao onaj robot od pre neki dana.
22:18Sko je koliki robot to je?
22:20Ovo je nastavak toga.
22:22Jao, daleko bilo, sačuvaj Bože.
22:24Da vidim isto što kaže, čekaj.
22:28E, da opet, daleko bilo.
22:29Čuti, šta misliš, da li oni idu na bateriju ili se punaju?
22:33Ja ti pojmaš, ako su kove moje ima dobro da prođu.
22:38Jao!
22:39Šta misliš, da li oni idu u WC?
22:41Oni?
22:42Ma jo, kvore, oni se zadržavaju sve u sebi.
22:45Sve u sebi?
22:47100%.
22:47Poglej onaj što šaraj, majkiti.
22:49I Žeklina, vidiš ovog, on se isto ponaša kao ti.
22:53Ti stvarno nisi normalan, kao neko dete, šta si sve popila.
22:57I šta misliš, da ja budem tvoj lični lekar?
22:59Ma ne pada mi napomet.
23:00Ha, boli me, stojaka!
23:02Znaši kako boli, krenem i od odzgo pa se spuščeš, spuščeš, spučeš ovako, pa me tu grune ovde!
23:07Pa se savije opet ovamo, ovamo!
23:09Ajme, smiri se, savi stomak je ovako, drži ga tu!
23:11Boli me, stojaka, ti ne veruješ da ti se neku nebu mrtvu majku, boli, otkida me!
23:16Znam da te boli, čuti i trpi. Aj sad, smeji se.
23:20Smeji se, navikla si svima da se smeješ, smeji si sad!
23:24Slušaj to, jaka, da ti kažem za stojaka, imaš ništa da vidiš za hrskavicu ili za kičvini stup, pa da
23:28probam možda da me otpuši, a dozgore, do dole, sve!
23:31Kako da nemam, još ću i kustolomac tvoj da budem, ni maser, nego oču, baš me briga!
23:36Ne, a dobro, nema veze!
23:39Ne daj Bože da te ovo ostađa što je mene sašlo što mjaka!
23:42Čuti!
23:43Pa, kako ti je ovo mleko bre stojaka?
23:46Li umeš brini mleko da napraviš kako treba bre?
23:49Pa ovo Mikica ne uvatio, moj deskuvo, pa mene bi do sad prošlo, ja bi pevala, ja bi išla sad
23:55na čas hora, žena!
23:56A kako si ti dosadno, ej!
23:59Ali služaj ti, kaži mi du stvar, ti mene sad možeš da nabiješ na onu dijetu.
24:04Na ovu dijetu, razumeš?
24:06Dijeta, samo mleko i lekovi, mleko i lekovi, da me držiš tako tri nedelje, da ako se oporaviš!
24:14Da ako se oporaviš, da te nabije na dijetu!
24:18Pa to je ovo?
24:19Da.
24:20Na šta me sad nešto sam setila?
24:22Čega?
24:22Ha?
24:23Na šta sam se sad nešto sam setila?
24:26Ne daj Bože, da ne da Bog!
24:28Pomeri se svestu!
24:29Umeri se svestu!
24:30Ne daj Bože, gospode, da me slučajno ove baterije da prestanu, da ukoče!
24:35Razumeš?
24:35I da ja prestanem da mi si ja stomak ultre!
24:38Mhm.
24:39Hočeš ti da uvateš da mi kupiš neki punjak za me napuniško?
24:42Boga te molim!
24:44Koji hočeš punjače?
24:46Hočeš Android ili iPhone?
24:50Što si čupio bez obrasta?
24:54Uf!
24:54E veka!
24:55Žica, žica!
24:56Malo postane po žica!
24:58E, ajde idi u WC i skini mi se!
25:00Molim ti!
25:00Neka lepo mi ob!
25:30Bluzeru!
25:31Dođi juče, nismo tu!
25:32Žurka je nafteru!
25:33Bla, bla, bla!
25:34Op, op!
25:35Horoskop!
25:36Čobanica voli pop!
25:37Sakucao Photoshop!
25:38Bla, bla, bla!
25:40Hvala!
25:42Hvala!
25:47Hvala!
25:49Hvala!
25:50Hvala!
25:50Hvala!
25:52Hvala!
25:55Hvala!
25:58Hvala!
25:59Hvala!
26:02Hvala!
26:05Hvala!
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