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00:10and pan yeah good yeah you see that i'm gonna be in chicago on broadway
00:20so fun if you happen to be in new york city july 4th 2023 come check out my opening night
00:28i think there might still be tickets we don't have to say 2023 because i'm dropping this tomorrow
00:35that's right yeah although for prosperity right i don't know should i do it again what do you think
00:41jane i don't know i don't do social media right yeah that's right okay here let me just have a
00:47look
00:47valerie huh we need to get you in hair and makeup oh yeah doing social media as per right gotta
00:54get
00:54the snm done i'm coming all right jane patience yeah are you sick i can't get sick okay allergies
01:04been rehearsing for two weeks haven't met my cast yet so excited for them to for me to meet them
01:11you hit the door yep that's okay careful walking backwards right you'll get it you're new okay did
01:17sorry jane everything okay did she block you no no you got us both no yeah i mean yeah i
01:26did okay you
01:27don't seem happy i'm sorry did i was i in your way no jane feels like you don't want to
01:35be here
01:36okay well i feel like i have to be okay is it um is it because of the money because
01:46i gave that
01:47to you as a friend uh this is uncomfortable no it isn't no i don't even think about that 25
01:55000 i
01:55don't when i give something i give it with my heart okay i just i feel like i'm indentured
02:03no you're not no no you're you're paying me back by the work you're doing yeah that's what
02:10indentured means no no no no jane we've got we've got work to finish right i don't know about what
02:19don't
02:19you know jane what don't you know i gotta get into hair it's just it this feels like the doc
02:24we were
02:24doing 10 years ago it's not new okay uh well i'll tell you what's new uh i've never been on
02:31stage before
02:33yeah got to la and went straight into guest stardom on sitcoms she's covering all that
02:39well if she can cover all that why do i have three cameras in there i don't know well i
02:44do
02:44because we want it to be good we both do valerie yeah we are waiting for you no you're not
02:50i'm on my
02:51way perfect okay that's good yeah all right you're on board let's do our doc valerie on broadway
02:57and describe it he came toward me with a pistol from my bureau did you bite him like a tiger
03:08he had
03:08strength and she had none and yet we both reached for the gun oh yes oh yes oh yes we
03:13both oh yes we
03:14oh yes we both reached for the gun the gun the gun the gun oh yes we both reached for
03:17the gun for the
03:18gun oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes you're not hitting the downbeat with your head your
03:35head
03:35Ops need to be much sharper uh-huh okay got it yeah and your lips aren't matching uh you're
03:42happy behind david okay who's david i am okay all right sorry sorry everyone okay i thought i'd have
03:52a chance to meet all of you and just say hello i'm valerie cherish you know so we could bond
03:57right yeah but i get it you've got a show tonight so no time to be polite i get it
04:02yeah okay yeah so
04:04you need to speed up speed up well now the nice man i was rehearsing with for two weeks had
04:10them
04:11slow it down a bit so that i could get it you know he did us no favors okay i'll
04:16get there when you have
04:19to get there now valerie this is your only rehearsal with the cast yeah it's just you know what it's
04:24just
04:24it's all so different that's all you know the music's really coming at me you know it's just
04:29so completely different from just the piano right and the drums wow are they too loud
04:35because it's no too much that's the beat that's the guide track for your head bouncing okay elsie
04:42do you want to show valerie oh yes oh thank you great okay i'm gonna grab a water well patience
04:48because i have a water all right take her on the bridge five six seven eight
05:09yeah that was yeah wow she's a dancer i'm not really gonna be able to hit it that hard i'm
05:17gonna
05:17snap something you know yeah and question is this the real housewives version yes this is the dumbed
05:26down version oh okay so this is the dumbed down uh-huh okay i'll tell you there's no audience so
05:32it's just so hard to feel if whether or not it's working it's not working
05:41yet right yeah okay yeah back on his lap okay another question um am i doing anything right
05:51you're so funny on the lines ah thank you darling sorry wish i had time to learn your name
05:56that's steven well what my name steven ah okay good yeah and we're bouncing on the drum beat same
06:06place five six seven eight oh yes oh yes oh yes we both oh yes we both oh yes we
06:13both
06:13each fall the gun the gun the gun the gun what are you doing with your hand
06:18trying to um get the rhythm down so i can practice later in my hotel yeah just trying to save
06:26my neck
06:30yeah where's the nice one yeah all right jane jane oh there you are jane yeah i think all this
06:37is just
06:37ng all of it why don't we take a five that's great a five yeah let's do that mark this
06:44is hell
06:44okay this is hell can you hear me mark i can't and mark it's nothing like the movie now i'm
06:51wondering
06:51maybe i should have seen the show before i said yes the music never stops song after song it's relentless
06:57you'd go nuts well musicals aren't our thing no maybe i shouldn't come no don't come yeah thought
07:05it would be fun it's not fun it's hard and boy they have an issue with every single thing i
07:10do
07:12val why don't you just quit you didn't even want to do this in the first place there's nothing else
07:16to do mark the writers are on strike and i get to be in a broadway show you know i
07:22can't quit
07:25i have a contract i really can't quit you know how am i quitting me it's really hard no no
07:31and all
07:32those fans coming to see me for july 4th holiday oh wait did you hear this yeah so uh greg
07:37and i
07:38are in the break room and we're remembering you know stupid jokes that you're not allowed to tell
07:43anymore so i told the one about what's the valve so it's not allergies sorry are you listening that's
07:50all right no sorry we gotta go we've got coven here what do you carry ahead of a month ago
07:56you're a mutant
07:59yeah
08:05what are you doing in a costume oh i told you she'd quit i win no i'm not quitting i've
08:11got
08:11a positive coven test here yeah oh shit i'm getting married next week well but you're okay
08:20because this is from someone on my team she faked a coven test we get it valerie you can't do
08:26it okay
08:27who said i could can't dance i can't sing i'm not a broadway caliber performer why'd you ask me guess
08:35they were up to the v's okay well you're mean you're mean theater folk and i called equity my union
08:41rep said that you can't use my likeness for whatever it is that you're filming you want to talk unions
08:45do you know what's going on out there right now in the hall no on the street here and in
08:52los angeles
08:52the riders union is on strike and sag-aftra is next and i'm here working with you i'm bobbing my
09:00head
09:00having a good time doesn't feel right doesn't feel right to me and i don't know how you're all allowed
09:09to be here doing summer stock while your brethren are out there on strike brethren okay jane let's
09:17just break down all the cameras and and go jane left she told the crew that she was immunocompromised
09:27and so she had to go can you cover your mouth please yeah um so okay where'd she go back
09:34to the hotel
09:35she went to la okay well good idea all right we need to go too yeah let's go to join
09:43your breath friend
09:47yes bye tv okay elsie you'll be doing roxy again
09:56you know what broadway doesn't care no matter how many hats and t-shirts say it does
10:03yes let's go i just want to thank everybody for their enthusiasm and for their commitment
10:14by showing up today to this strike
10:23it's very important that we stay strong and that we stay focused and not just on what is happening for
10:31us now but what we will need in the near future because ai is coming after all of us
10:41we must wake up and smell the coffee
10:52oh those are all too far away you know and then that no you only see half of her in
10:58most of these
10:58and then the close-up ones no that's good i'm blocked by that wga sign okay well oh she's still
11:05here i'm
11:06gonna get it okay hi fran hi valerie cherish yes yes hi hi thank you for being here today well
11:14union
11:15important you know true day yeah no can we get a quick pic of course oh yeah as long as
11:21it's quick
11:21because yeah it's going on i know i feel like i just saw you somewhere where was that over there
11:29oh there's that signature wit yeah no where was it though somewhere well i just got the women
11:37entertainment power 100 award at the gala were you there i no i wasn't no no i'm doing chicago on
11:44broadway oh yeah we're since stockholm could you go a little higher please yeah well you know what just
11:51didn't feel right being on stage during the writer's strike right exactly so i had to quit you know in
11:57solidarity yeah yeah that's very recommended thank you how's it going there great okay oh oh that's
12:05great yeah oh no no no no way in hell okay okay yeah that'd need to be quick yeah i
12:10know but if you
12:11stop talking it would be yeah where was it though that i saw you can you give us a one
12:16two three please
12:17sure um okay one two three
12:23oh that's great okay well that's not my good smile that's not my good smile that's yeah we can do
12:28another okay right all right a little higher one two three there okay now let's go oh that's great
12:37okay nice seeing you my eyes honey we're on strike let's just prioritize here okay all right thank you
12:45well thanks a lot bye bye bye nice seeing you yeah thank you i know where it was hollywood bold
12:51i saw her
12:52she didn't see me and that's why she didn't know uh so what else podcast listeners what have i been
12:59doing
12:59um oh saw a wonderful old movie the other night on tv yeah uh goodbye girl such a great old
13:08movie yeah have
13:09you seen that one patience yeah looking it up okay goodbye girl american movie 1977 i wasn't born until
13:192003. oh and it's 2026 so that would make you
13:2823. okay yeah oh that's why yeah should have told you i was watching it you know then you could
13:34have
13:34watched it we could have talked about it here you know then you'd be on the pod
13:41yeah next time um okay well what else do you have on my topics list um okay next is peach
13:49lipstick
13:50but we're at 41 minutes so you can stop okay
13:56okay yeah you have to sign off oh that's right thanks for listening to cherish the time i hope you
14:05did
14:06i did okay yeah well really need to have guests on mark mark honey on your way up from pickleball
14:19did
14:19you happen to see package from amazon in the lobby for me i didn't look okay isn't that front desk
14:25supposed to notify us isn't that the reason i have a front desk well things fall through the cracks so
14:31i do need those sneakers for my shoot tomorrow you know luckily they couldn't see my beat up tree
14:37horns and my self-tape why are you buying your own costume bow don't they have a wardrobe department
14:42it's a movie well it's an indie okay they don't have the money to do things right you know and
14:47she's
14:48a fitness trainer from the 80s period piece i don't understand why you had to even audition for some
14:54little movie you have a freaking emmy well business isn't the same as it used to be is that billy
15:01hello hello hello hi um oh i i saw this on the front desk oh great yeah these are the
15:07sneakers for
15:08my indie shoot tomorrow you know the one you said is with that up and coming new director okay yeah
15:13great yeah here brought a housewarming gift ah isn't that nice okay beautiful
15:22there she is miss emmy place of honor oh yeah people like to see it housewarming gift
15:30it's been six months well my first visit and hi mark
15:37well what do you think think about what about what about these views
15:43right so sexy huh yeah we love it oh really needed a change you know mark and valerie's
15:50new chapter i couldn't be happier also so close to the business now in beverly hills west hollywood
15:57right no more driving in from brentwood no more brentwood yeah well well sierra towers
16:03very fancy val very fancy isn't it you know elton john used to live on this floor actually floor below
16:11yeah well the truth is important so i was hoping the girl does your socials would be here are you
16:16going to take this yes sure yeah um patience yeah she is here uh-huh she's just she's lying down
16:22in
16:22mark's office poor thing as a migraine well i have exciting valerie news and i thought that you might
16:27want her to film it okay so that's why you're really here okay yeah i'll get her yeah she's
16:32been down in about an hour or so so it's always something with her huh see val i didn't say
16:38it
16:38okay uh fragile yeah but worth it right because my socials are way up did you see that cute nivia
16:45post
16:46oh yeah is that a collab no it's to show that i'm open to collapse right yeah i'll get her
16:52so you can
16:52tell me my big news okay valerie cherish that's me are you ready to work again well been working
17:02working tomorrow no i know i meant where have i been right did two seasons of mrs hat was mrs
17:09hat
17:09nobody saw that well because it was on epics okay how many apps can a person have
17:16you know also i've got my podcast right cherish the time right well today i got a call from your
17:23old broadcast home the net oh didn't they go belly up though when they tried to switch to streaming
17:28they did but comspot communications bought them and their entire library so now they are
17:33the new net rebranding real smart yeah and they are offering valerie cherish please note that i said
17:40offer not audition noted a starring role in their new multi-camera comedy wow it's been thrilling
17:50i could cry um in a multi-cam so sitcoms are making a comeback yeah knew they would you know
17:58people need
17:59a laugh now more than ever yeah oh okay what's it about i don't know okay what what's the part
18:09i don't
18:10know well what do you know well i know that you're not gonna have to deal with any
18:16asshole writers it's being written by ai
18:21uh-huh now is is that allowed well it must be because they're doing it okay yeah can i see
18:29a script
18:29well there's no script yet they want to build it around the star oh wow what yeah what's the problem
18:37val you you said yes to mrs hat without seeing anything well no but because i knew what shows
18:42mandy had written on and i like them so yeah okay i mean i don't know what to say valerie
18:53i think i
18:53have been a good manager well billy you've been a great manager you were a great publicist you're
18:59great at everything well it doesn't seem like that right now it's not you billy okay it's without a
19:05script i could be signing up for a show about a stripper okay a sex worker that's what they like
19:12to be called now you think they're gonna make a multi-cam about a 16 year old sex worker is
19:16there
19:16any other show being written by ai already i don't know yeah you don't know okay alexa are there any
19:23ai
19:23written shows yet i don't know if i can help you with that okay see billy it's not ready
19:33billy keeps texting me
19:37i've been thinking mark i can't take that new net meeting you know i can't no i need writers to
19:44like
19:44me you know and ai is what that whole strike was about well no it was about more than ai
19:50the streamer
19:52business model is transitioning from no no ai was the villain okay mark i was there in the heat
19:57marching with those writers connecting with them that whole day uh-uh they'll think i'm a hippocrat
20:04well what do you care the writers never cared about you well okay but they still have power in tv
20:11not if ai works well and you're willing to throw away an ai written series because of this
20:17principled stand okay you know what then i'll do an ai series next year all right when everyone else is
20:23i've got a movie tomorrow so i've got to study my lines
20:30one workout away from a good mood don't wait until you've reached your goal soon now that's a tough
20:34transition
20:38you know billy talks like i'm only on finance dudes because you push for me
20:43what no no okay that's not true all right it's a reality show and they needed a financial expert
20:49all right and you were in finance and smart and real so yeah well yeah perfect i have to say
20:59yeah
21:01not exactly loving it oh yeah what else would i do
21:07you can only pickle so much yeah well that's true oh well
21:16oh okay mark i gotta study my lines you only have six lines
21:24how about a hand job okay night mark
21:35don't wait until your picture
21:36come on okay i'll get the nivea
21:49uh sure it's not broken yeah they said i just stepped on it wrong
21:55no one's here to meet me
21:58indie films you know small footprint better for the environment okay you look official oh
22:08so uh maybe you can help me i'm valerie cherish okay playing lana uh i don't see a lana she's
22:20the
22:21fitness trainer oh i have fitness trainer no lana yeah lana's the character name i gave her okay well
22:28uh day players got a holding in the dining room well here for the day doing all my stuff in
22:33one day
22:34okay not a day player okay yeah that'll be very good valerie hi i'm the director raha agarwal oh hi
22:45you i loved your self-tape thank you you brought what you wore oh sure did yeah oh amazing you
22:53know
22:53when i saw you in that crazy 80s get up i thought wow she knows how to make something out
22:57of nothing
22:57so fun that the fitness trainer is still stuck in the 80s
23:00uh well yeah but the script says uh in the 80s yeah everyone everyone's in the 80s so yeah no
23:10everyone's in their 80s are you sure yeah i wrote it well it looks like in the age oh there's
23:19a crease
23:20oh i see it okay yeah so this isn't a period piece no it takes place today in a rest
23:27home it's about me
23:28and my grandmother oh that's sweet yeah so okay so then uh so she's a fitness trainer for the elderly
23:35right uh johnny will take care of you i've got to go set up a shot
23:40um oh and can you do your hair bigger to match that funny rainbow sweatband uh yeah can do uh
23:45okay
23:46so uh darling you're gonna have to point me to hair and makeup well day players come as is
23:52uh-huh yeah definitely didn't hear me oh my lord and taylor valerie cherish oh it's a fan well
24:04hello you well hello you nice to meet you what's your name what's your name what's your name who's your
24:11daddy is he rich like me valerie it's tommy well hi tommy tommy tomlin i did guest cast hair on
24:19i'm
24:20guest i covered you when mickey was on vacation that's right of course tommy oh yes sorry i didn't
24:29recognize you join the club i don't recognize myself news at 11 i'm bald i used to have that
24:35head of crazy red hair we were the two reds we were the two reds that's right oh oh so
24:42great to see
24:43you oh so are you doing the hair then no i'm not doing the hair then i live here you
24:49you live here
24:50no thank you for acting shocked but i'm 85 can you believe it no i can't no you look amazing
24:59yeah
25:00don't just stand there confused here go around here you can do it
25:06where are the pas to herd the cattle oh god this is a real rat fuck oh yeah forgive my
25:15french
25:15who's this gender young thing uh this is patience she's my social media hi how is it that you are
25:23starring in this piece of judo oh well just helping out for the day you know no good deed
25:31and no wardrobe and no hair well excuse me i'm standing right here could you can you well sure
25:38i can my hands still work at least the right one does there's nothing else you can do here
25:47dirty out of the way star coming through oh stay or go irma stay or go valerie take a right
25:59you're gonna have to bump it up tommy you know just found out on the comic relief i have to
26:05find a
26:05way to make this funny being funny has never been a problem for you val everything you did on i
26:10meant
26:10was hilarious should i keep shooting that yeah oh yeah that episode where becky went to jamaica uh-huh
26:17for the office retreat you had that cute accent don't expect me to touch your cola nuts yeah
26:24that's right cola nuts oh funny line yeah that was the last minute pitch from the floor mickey and i
26:33just about peed our panties yeah we nearly ruined the take how is mickey ah well um no we lost
26:42mickey
26:43yeah he passed away covet covet covet yeah the first round covet oh gee i call it i've had it
26:53five
26:53times in here oh i must be a tank yeah we're lucky miss jerry yeah lucky to be alive
27:02every day is a blessing that's right yeah i agree you're even funny on that mrs hat
27:10oh funny on a detective show that's hard you had epics no no no roku everybody in here likes to
27:17leave it to beaver channel uh-huh music out and action okay everybody is blocking miss cherish
27:28you're busy lift those legs just like me keep them pumping move you're only one workout away from a good
27:36mood don't wait till you've reached your goal to feel proud of yourself it's up to you to start
27:42making healthy choices today is he okay or is this a bit i only got the one page okay he's
27:51having a
27:51cardiac event let's step away oh it's not a bit it's not over here get up get up get up
27:57oh is he gonna be
27:58okay we have a very confident step move move let him through valerie stay in touch i slipped my
28:06email into your purse it's tt27 at aol.com oh my god so sorry about this we'll clear it up
28:14and get back
28:14to you okay clear we're not gonna get to you today it's a whole mess happened yesterday too oh same
28:20guy
28:21no clear we'll get to you tomorrow oh i can't come back here well then you won't be in the
28:26movie oh
28:27shoot you sure you don't want to change oh no we got we gotta go no because what if that
28:33poor man
28:34comes to and they want to oh billy's calling back yeah hi billy yeah okay listen i'm being stupid okay
28:42so just set that new net meeting whenever you can yeah okay oh gotta move yeah okay uh so also
28:52billy
28:53this was not a low budget movie it was a no budget movie okay there was no yeah we're moving
28:59we are
29:00moving okay she's got a boot on oh it's not for us okay um i also billy how is this
29:08an up and coming
29:09director she's 12 and it's a little story about her and her granny okay you have to believe we are
29:17magic nothing can stand in our way you have to believe we are magic don't let your aim ever stray
29:31and if all your hopes survive destiny will arrive
29:43i'll bring all your dreams alive
29:48for you
30:01for you
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