00:00So uh...
00:02Hello there everybody
00:03Hello there everybody
00:04This is uh...
00:06This is Howard Cena, this is my amusement park, look at this baby
00:10Oh yeah, everybody's gonna wanna come here
00:12I call this, I call this the Grass Park
00:16549
00:17You get a roll in one hell of a large grassy field
00:22But uh... I'm not getting very many customers
00:25I think we're gonna actually have to build some shit
00:27That's what we got here, here's a carousel
00:30Hold on, how do you pick them?
00:32You gotta press your buttons
00:34Hey, look at all these crazy things
00:35I only know how much money I got
00:38I guess zero dollars maybe?
00:40My god I got... hold on
00:42Let me try something
00:43Ice stand
00:46Look at how freakin' fast these days are going by
00:49That's...
00:49That's ridiculous
00:51That's like only, that's like two times faster than in real life
00:55How do you put stuff down?
00:58Put a handyman right there!
01:00Oh my god
01:02Tree!
01:03Tree stump
01:03It's like something here
01:05We're gonna save
01:06That button
01:07Nope
01:07That button
01:09Nope
01:10That button
01:10Oh there we go
01:12Okay
01:12I apologize for that anger
01:14I was just getting a little
01:16A little frustrated there
01:17So uh...
01:18Okay well now we can build ourself a...
01:20A roundabout
01:22This isn't my personal fit
01:23This is gonna be the first ride you get
01:25You walk into the park
01:26Why can I build it there?
01:29You walk into the park
01:30You're forced to ride this thing if you wanna get
01:32If you wanna get any farther into the park
01:35See here
01:36What's this?
01:37Uh it's like okay
01:37So you get on right there
01:41Okay
01:41Okay
01:42Oh I think I'm...
01:43Okay so anyway
01:44If they get on that
01:45Then they're forced to ride it
01:47How do you...
01:49Okay
01:49So then
01:50We will make them
01:54Uh...
01:55That's...
01:56That's lovely
01:57Alright there we go
01:58So we got
02:00Fortress of
02:01Fortress of...
02:02Of something
02:03Fortress of solitude
02:05Okay
02:06So why do you open their park?
02:08Is it open?
02:09Man this circus music is getting frustrating
02:13Okay
02:14Um...
02:15Open
02:16Park
02:16Maybe
02:18You piece of this game
02:19This is ridiculous
02:21Oh come on
02:22Oh we got a visitor
02:23I think
02:24Oh little bastard
02:25Saw the
02:27Saw the
02:28Iranian worker I've hired
02:30And he's a little racist
02:31So he drove off
02:32We'll chase him down
02:33Oh he got...
02:34He got away
02:35But yeah this is...
02:36This is horrid
02:37If you want a good theme park game
02:39Just get
02:40That rollercoaster tycoon
02:42That's a...
02:43That's a gem of theme parks
02:45So I'll get...
02:46I'll get this a...
02:47Two
02:48No one
02:50Ridiculous
02:51One out of ten
02:52See you guys later
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