00:00Ok, My Electrobrain, yes, it's an Eliminator Boat Duel, where the gators want to eat you.
00:08Why do the gators want to eat you? Because you're on a boat, and they don't want you on the
00:13boat.
00:14They think you're delicious. This is a one or two player game. He's a normal extra.
00:19Let's go with normal, because I'm a normal person.
00:25Anyways, it's our first opponent, Aquarius Rex. He's a hippie.
00:31And he gives you a few hints along the way.
00:36And our first track there, a fairly simple track.
00:40Now this racing game has two different viewpoints.
00:44The top to bottom, and of course the top view.
00:49And of course this view, the startup mode, where you have to test your reflexes.
00:56And my reflexes suck.
00:57Anyway, I am the Red Boat. Your opponent is always the Green Boat.
01:03And we have Nitro, yes, play the Nitro, by hitting the B button.
01:09And try not to do anything stupid.
01:12Except land on him.
01:13When he flashes blue, he takes damage.
01:16Same thing with you.
01:18Take too much damage, and your boat starts to slow down.
01:22Take way too much damage,
01:23And oh my, your ship is going to sink.
01:28And here's the other view here.
01:30The Rad Racer-like type view.
01:33Where you want to stay in between the flags,
01:35and try to get some Nitros.
01:37And try not to hit the flags.
01:39Or the logs, in a way.
01:43And when you see a bunch of blue flags, that means the end is near.
01:47And victory is ours.
01:48So as again.
01:50And I get to be conjudulated with a trophy and a surfer babe.
01:54Yes.
01:54While pointing out that I am number one.
01:58And I get more money.
02:00The loser gets less.
02:02And unfortunately I didn't beat the record, so I don't get any bonus money.
02:07Now comes the fun part.
02:09Preparing our boat.
02:10Oh my.
02:12Does this look like super off-road to anybody?
02:15Anyways.
02:16Of course you can get a faster engine.
02:18More acceleration.
02:20A better hull.
02:22So you can actually avoid taking damage.
02:25Even if you hit obstacles.
02:27And steering improvement.
02:29Let's go with acceleration first.
02:32Because you'll need it in the upcoming part.
02:38You'll have to beat your opponent three times to advance.
02:41To your next opponent.
02:44So let's start our next race.
02:47And always look for that girl.
02:49And yes.
02:50You can hit the waving girl in the top view.
02:53That's no penalty.
02:56But I'll tell you what is a penalty taking off early.
02:59False start.
03:01You'll find 2,000 bucks.
03:03So don't do that.
03:04Because that'd be stupid.
03:07And you'll get bonuses for winning each segment.
03:11Sometimes the...
03:12Oh my.
03:13Anyway.
03:135,000 dollars.
03:15For each segment you win.
03:17Same with your opponent though.
03:20And you don't want him making any money.
03:22Because you don't want him improving his boat.
03:26And once again.
03:27You'll need a bigger boat.
03:31And that guy's a jerk.
03:34Don't worry if you don't win segments though.
03:37Because you'll be right neck and neck as soon as the next segment approaches.
03:44Just make sure you win the race.
03:47Why do you want to win the race?
03:49Because you want to be with the bikini babes.
03:51Of course.
03:54And if you can.
03:55Try to damage his boat.
03:56If damage his boat enough.
03:59You'll capsize it.
04:00And automatically win the race.
04:03And get a huge bonus because of it.
04:08And what does this also do?
04:10It also degrades his boat quite a bit.
04:14So yes.
04:15Magma WK is a jerk.
04:18And I'm proud of it.
04:23That is some...
04:24Zen philosophy my man.
04:28But all I need is one more win.
04:30And you're done.
04:33Now you can't lose twice against your opponent.
04:35But that's a game over.
04:38But what you can do is...
04:41Go at the right time.
04:45And here we go again.
04:48Nitros.
04:49You can have a maximum of nine.
04:52Nitros being jumping.
04:56And believe me, you like to jump in this game.
04:59But save them if you can.
05:01For the important parts.
05:04Like when it's near the end of the race.
05:08But if you have a maximum of nine, don't be afraid to spare a few.
05:16And once again, I am victorious in this section.
05:20But we changed to another segment once again.
05:25And he got a bonus because I went out of bounds.
05:29Shame on me.
05:31I should not be doing that.
05:34I should be doing this.
05:35Collecting Nitro.
05:36And not letting him get it.
05:41See, sometimes he doesn't flash blue when I land on him.
05:44That means he doesn't take damage.
05:47Because he has better...
05:49...pull upgrades.
05:54Doesn't mean he's going to last long, though.
05:57Because I'm going to speed ahead of him.
06:00And win once again.
06:01With my fancy trophy.
06:04Woohoo!
06:06Because I am number one, baby.
06:10So let me repair my boat here.
06:12And upgrade a little bit.
06:16My opponent will do the same thing.
06:17And where they get all their money, I don't know.
06:20And I'm going to be right back.
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