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00:00Previously on 1,000 Pound Sisters.
00:03You like our fizz?
00:05No.
00:07Are you ready?
00:08Let's get you some straight eyes, okay?
00:10My wedding is 10 days away, and I'm getting eye surgery to fix my lazy eye.
00:16Okay, you ready?
00:18Yeah.
00:18It's just scary because you might cut the wrong pipe and I'd be blind.
00:23You never know.
00:24Surgery went beautifully.
00:25Look, that eye's going to be crossed in.
00:27It will take about 7 to 10 days until it's quite a bit better.
00:33Have you decided to go to the wedding?
00:36I always be peed, but I don't, I mean...
00:39You don't know if it's going to go?
00:40It's been so nice to know that she still wants me a part of their life, you know what I
00:45mean?
00:45I'd show up just, even if she didn't really want you there.
00:51Here comes the bride.
00:53All dressed in black.
00:56Our wedding's tomorrow, and I'm feeling anxious.
00:59There's a lot going on.
01:01I'm just hoping and praying my eyes stays open tomorrow.
01:04I want to look perfect in my wedding.
01:06I'll be there in a minute, baby.
01:08And right now, I don't know who the f*** is going to show up tomorrow,
01:11and if they're going to be on the best behavior or not.
01:15I don't want my dream wedding turning into a free-for-all f***ing show.
01:35Are you ready to have fun at the wedding today?
01:37No.
01:38No.
01:39It's okay.
01:41We're finally getting married today.
01:44I already got cold feet.
01:46You got cold feet?
01:47Yeah, I have no shoes on.
01:50I literally got cold feet.
01:54Good news is my eyes feel so much better since the rehearsal.
01:57So now, I'm more nervous about how the boys are going to act in the actual ceremony and stuff like
02:02that.
02:03But other than how the boys are acting, the dance is what's got me on the edge, too.
02:08Are you guys practicing?
02:10No.
02:14Hello.
02:15Happy wedding day.
02:16Happy wedding day.
02:19The wedding starts at 2, and I got to get my hair and makeup done.
02:22I got to get, you know, my clothes on and try to avoid Brian.
02:27Last night, we slept in different rooms because it's bad luck to see the bride before the wedding.
02:31I don't know why it's bad luck, but I know I didn't do it with Michael, and we'd end up
02:35in the divorce,
02:36so I ain't taking no damn chances with Brian.
02:39So, how you feeling?
02:41I'm all right.
02:42Just a little anxious.
02:43Your eye looks really good.
02:45I think one of the stitches filed out last night.
02:48This morning, my eye's still pulling a little inward, but I'm okay with that because the doctor said eventually it'll
02:54work his way out.
02:56Only problem is my eyes are still a little bit dry and irritated, but hey, at least they're open.
03:03How did everybody sleep in the hotel?
03:05Any ghosts?
03:06I slept fine.
03:09I've had no ghostly experiences.
03:11The only ghostly experience I'll have today is the Holy Ghost.
03:18Yeah, the only bump in my night was Glenn kicking me in the back of the belly.
03:23Has anybody heard from Tammy today?
03:26Nope.
03:28We've not heard if Tammy's coming.
03:31If Tammy shows up, I hope they behave, but then again, I hope all of us behave.
03:35It ain't just them that has explosive tempers.
03:40Hello.
03:42Hi, how are you?
03:43Hey.
03:43Happy wedding day.
03:45Happy wedding day, sis.
03:46Hi.
03:48I'm excited to get all dolled up.
03:50My vision is Victorian elegance.
03:53Like, Cotillion-type .
03:56But this lady's gonna work cut down for it because, let's be real, I'm more like Cotillion's dirty shister that
04:03was in the gutter for a little bit.
04:08So, as far as today goes, are you okay to wear lashes?
04:12I don't want, yeah, I don't want lashes.
04:14You don't want lashes?
04:15Okay.
04:15But you're fine with, like, eyeshadow, all the others.
04:18Okay.
04:19The doctor knew about the wedding and didn't say, hey, don't put on forehead makeup.
04:23But I do not risk the glue.
04:26My eyes already come with lashes.
04:28I'm good.
04:31Hello.
04:32How are you?
04:33Good, how are you?
04:34Everything going good?
04:35Yeah.
04:36Got your robe for you.
04:38Aw, that's so pretty.
04:39So, it's the wedding day, and there is so much to do.
04:42I've got to set up the tables, decorate, put all the decor out, make sure Amy's okay, that she's not
04:51stressing out, check on the wedding party, check with the vendors, and just make sure that everything's gonna be on
04:57time.
04:57Everybody's gonna be ready to go.
04:58Because I like to run a tight ship.
05:01Do you want to go downstairs and look at the decor?
05:03Yeah.
05:04Okay, well, I'll see you in a minute.
05:10So, we're still working on it, but this is the reception area.
05:14I love it.
05:17So, let's take a look at some of your decor that you brought.
05:21I think some of these smaller tables, we're gonna have to do some of the smaller pieces.
05:25What if we put one like this?
05:27Up there?
05:29Or we can hang it, like.
05:30Yeah.
05:31You like that?
05:32Yeah.
05:34To be honest with you, I'm not really sure where everything should go.
05:37I make them, you make them pretty.
05:39We'll move this one right here.
05:40Like that there?
05:41Okay.
05:41Because it's both nautical.
05:43Oh, yeah.
05:43This one actually lights up, but we don't have to have it lit up.
05:46Okay.
05:47I'm gonna put this one on this side.
05:49What do you think of my creations?
05:51Oh, my gosh.
05:52I love it.
05:53I handmade each and every one of these centerpieces.
05:56They all go together because they're all gold.
05:59But at the end of the day, they're all their own masterpiece.
06:02Each individual one tells its own personal story.
06:06What does the sloth represent?
06:10I don't know.
06:12Okay, we've only got one on this one.
06:14I forgot about the shark.
06:16With these candles.
06:18I can use several of those.
06:21We've got a mixture of monkeys and crabs, and there was a snake.
06:27I was like, what in the world?
06:30Like, how does this go together?
06:31Like, what is the theme here?
06:33But there's nothing greenery and candles can't save.
06:37Anybody know how to tie a bow tie?
06:39Nope.
06:39You better hope it's a clip, homie.
06:42Oh.
06:43Is it a real one?
06:44I don't know.
06:44I've just seen it in there.
06:45You're out of luck, homie, because I don't know how to do it.
06:48You don't know how?
06:48I don't know.
06:51So I'm getting married today.
06:54Eventually.
06:54Hopefully everything will go smooth.
06:56We'll be right on time.
06:57And here in a few hours, I will be married.
07:02So do any of you happen to know what this thing is?
07:06It's a vest.
07:06Or where it goes?
07:07Yeah, over your head.
07:09I did wear a tux at my first wedding, but that's been many moons ago, so I don't really
07:15remember it.
07:16And it's got a lot of different parts and pieces that I don't know what to do with.
07:22You ain't gonna go over my head, yo.
07:26He has clipped his bowtie and trying to slip it over his head like a choker necklace.
07:32And I'm trying to figure out where the hell, in good sense, did he think of this, because
07:38I mean, damn.
07:43No.
07:44Well, it's got a bell called, homie.
07:47oh okay we're about to get this figured out i hope to god this is the last time brian ever
07:55has to dress up in a tux because he has no damn clue what's going on in the kitchen
08:00and with that being said we got to make sure when he leaves this room
08:04he's a one temp top pimp so god help me
08:14well i'm finished with you i like it thank you you're welcome well i'll let you go ahead and
08:19get dressed and get everything going and then if you need anything i'll leave some touch-up
08:22stuff for you out there okay okay all righty all i have left is putting on my dress the closer
08:30i get
08:31to walking down the aisle i'm feeling a little butterflies but i'm so excited because i get to
08:36marry my best friend
08:41come in
08:55oh lord what the is going to happen now
09:17see a tammy here i'm like oh god
09:23i was so scared to see her today i was like do i really want to see her like is
09:28she gonna make
09:29this day about her is she gonna like yell at me for something
09:37so i'm here you know why i'm here
09:43today is amy's wedding day and i'm here i decided to go to amy's wedding to support her
09:50but first i want to talk with amy i just hope i'm not making a huge mistake
09:58i really don't know how amy's gonna react
10:09i'm sorry
10:14and i wanted to prove you i'm here to support you
10:22i accept this like you and brian come in as one i accept him as my brother-in-law i
10:33accept
10:33you the way you are
10:39and i got you this you're something new and you're something blue
10:48i like it
10:52bitch i knew you were going to ask me to
11:02i am getting merciful right now because i'm kind of overwhelmed that she apologized on the fact that she was
11:09wrong
11:09i didn't even know that she knew the word
11:13but tammy's support means so much to me right now
11:18thank you
11:21well today's a new chapter in the beginning of your life
11:24i don't want my mom fighting i want to squash everything just move past it let's bury it let's move
11:31on
11:33sounds great
11:35bitch why ain't we been in the hills for your ass
11:39i ain't getting no hills here i got flats
11:43them shoes like the shoes you're wearing
11:45yeah well they're slides but they're diamond slides
11:50it's not a surprise to me that amy got diamond slides for her wedding shoes
11:55that bitch could wear slides anywhere and everywhere
11:59i think if she was climbing a mountain she'd probably wear slides
12:02but seriously i'm glad the conversation with amy went well
12:08showing love and affection saying i'm sorry is not really something
12:14we grew up with
12:16but if you don't apologize it's like having a wound that never
12:21heals
12:22just gets worse
12:24until
12:26you have no relationship left
12:28i don't want that
12:30and i love her
12:32and i want to be sisters again
12:37what do you think of the hair color
12:40i actually really like it
12:42i truly like it this is the first time i'm looking you in the face
12:46and telling you i like your hair
12:48this suits you
12:50and i heard you got your eyes
12:53they look good is what i'm trying to say
12:55i thought that was scary for you that you were going to have
12:58bruises
12:59and i'm glad you don't
13:00i still got like a couple stitches but
13:02one fell out last night
13:05i mean i knew she had surgery
13:07and i was worried
13:10that her eyes were going to be bruised
13:13but i wasn't
13:14she looked great
13:16it was standing there
13:18only thing i can say was
13:19wow
13:21at least she really did look good
13:24well bitch i'm gonna go ahead and get out of here and let you finish getting ready
13:27okay
13:27you look gorgeous
13:28thank you
13:29i love you
13:30and i'm proud of you
13:31so keep that crown held high
13:33thank you
13:38i was not expecting tammy to be this nice to me
13:41this is all halloween miracle
13:44i mean jesse james himself
13:45done kissed tammy on the forehead
13:47made her apologize
13:47he was like
13:48if you don't i will shoot you in your sleep
13:50bitch
13:52ha ha
14:14all right
14:15are you ready
14:16yep
14:17aww you look so pretty
14:19thank you
14:20how you gonna put this on
14:22you gonna go over your head
14:23or step in
14:24step aside
14:25my wedding was supposed to start a few minutes ago
14:28and true amy fashion i'm gonna be late
14:30i'm really excited to get in my dress
14:32because i am skinnier now than when i first tried it on
14:35i actually went down three sizes since then
14:38i don't know what it feels like anyway
14:40i got my eye fixed and i lost weight like
14:44i am
14:45ryan ain't marrying me
14:46he's marrying a trophy
14:50right here
14:53come on i need some help these nails ain't doing ryan
14:55they don't
14:56you gotta do all them
14:57yeah
14:58amy's dress is absolutely gorgeous
15:01but them buttons on the back of that thing is a mile long
15:05we might be here all day trying to button her in
15:08please don't let her have gas
15:13you might have to help with those uh
15:15buttons
15:16buttons cause my nails i can't
15:18the struggle was real and bad
15:20when i went to go try it on the seat shirts didn't have this much trouble buttoning it up
15:24what the
15:26good lord
15:27they need to make better contraptions getting into these things
15:31i don't know how to save them
15:33britney was trying
15:34lily was trying
15:35misty was trying
15:36the photographer
15:37come on
15:39somebody needs to hoist me in this damn dress
15:42what about this
15:44this is too thick
15:45is it
15:46yeah
15:47well it was a good idea
15:48it was a great idea
15:49it really was
15:50amy stickler about a wedding starting on time and it should have started 20 minutes ago
15:55amy's been getting ready all day i mean she's been in there four hours doing hair and makeup
15:59so she should be ready by now
16:02do you have your jewelry on amy
16:04everything everything else is on
16:06oh my shoes
16:07shoes and veil is what you have left
16:10okay
16:13we are definitely running behind
16:15and poor kelly's pissed off
16:18if that lady cuts she would be doing it now
16:21oh good lord
16:22way past time for the ceremony
16:26there we go
16:27there we go
16:28and we are
16:29in there
16:39she looks really pretty
16:42she looks really pretty
16:44she looks really pretty
16:44that's good
16:47we're all waiting on amy to come out
16:49apparently it's my fault the wedding got held up but it was worth it
16:53she cried
16:54happy tears
16:56happy tears
16:57i told you
16:58everything was going to be okay with it
17:00i told you didn't i
17:01that was probably the greatest thing that's happened to her
17:05because she misses you
17:07i am very relieved that amy and tammy got along
17:11moving forward i hope that their relationship stays good
17:15because i can't take their no more
17:18like i don't know how anybody's taking their for this long
17:21because i can't
17:22this one can't
17:23i've done it for a while now i can't do it no more
17:26so they either get along
17:28or i'm out in peace and it was nice knowing you
17:31but holler back because i can't do it
17:33you know what i mean
17:34like i can't ask
17:36mm-mm
17:38mm-mm
17:40i don't know we still got things we probably need to talk about
17:43yeah yeah yeah but i mean you can do that slowly at a time
17:48no this is not the time right now or the place no
17:52i am really happy that me and amy are finally back on the same page again
17:59now it's time to get this bitch married and party
18:05hey
18:06is she around here
18:07baby
18:11now i'm just aggravated
18:12i've got guests they're getting antsy
18:14the kids are restless
18:16at this point i'm feeling very anxious to get her out of that bridal suite
18:20get them lined up and get her down the aisle
18:23i feel like a marshmallow
18:24look like a snack then okay
18:27i'm a whole rice crispy treat
18:29a whole snack girl
18:31i'm a whole s'mores pie
18:34stop it
18:36i don't know if i'm a tasty treat but i have something to eat
18:41i think i'm more of a whole damn turkey feast
18:46look at these breasts
18:52ryan's out there waiting for you
18:54everybody's lined up and ready to go
18:57so it's time
18:58everything's ready
18:59i'm ready to walk down this aisle
19:01nothing better go wrong
19:04all right you ready
19:05yep
19:06you can go
19:11i'm a little nervous i guess
19:13but i've been ready for this moment since we met pretty much so i cannot wait to see her walk
19:19down the aisle
19:35i'm happy to be here but also it hurts a little because i was supposed to be broad as my
19:42age or whatever and i'm just a guest but misty looked really beautiful and so did brittany
19:50so did brittany
19:52lily
19:52yes
19:53i don't know just the way they did misty's hair and makeup
19:57it looked great on her
20:00misty's kind of like a stud without being a lesbian
20:09cause she don't like you know like the women like that but the way she dresses is kind of like
20:16a stud
20:17sometimes
20:24am i wrong
20:37come on guys let's go
20:39can you hold this for me
20:41no
20:41no
20:42okay i tell you what how about a basket and how about a bag and they're going to give you
20:46candy when you walk down there
20:47can you take this and they'll give you some candy when you walk down
20:50you want to go get some candy
20:52no
20:53you want to get candy
20:54okay i'll tell you what
20:55i'll tell you what
20:56let's just go
21:01is my kid crying
21:12if these kids don't make it down the aisle i don't know what we're going to do because i'm just
21:15afraid it's going to ruin amy's day
21:27i have no idea what amy wants and i'm nervous because i don't want to sit at all that's not
21:35what i'm here for
21:51come on let's go
21:52come on let's go
21:53it's okay come on
21:56do you want to take a bag for candy
21:58come on let's go
21:59come on let's go
22:00come on let's go
22:00come on let's go
22:03turn this way
22:04go right up here
22:13We had given the guests candy, because it's Halloween, so, you know, what better?
22:19And as soon as I told Gage and Glenn that there was going to be candy down the aisle,
22:24they did exactly what we asked them to do, so it was perfect.
22:28I'm jealous. I wish I had.
22:31That's good candy, too.
22:33There you go.
22:35Okay, your flower's facing the right way.
22:37Keep them down a little bit so you can see all of this.
22:40All right? You okay?
22:42Mm-hmm.
22:42It's all good. Smile. Big day.
22:51All right, we're stepping on my dress.
22:53Sorry.
22:57Rise for the bride, please.
23:07Here comes the bride.
23:12Oh, baby.
23:14That's worth a minute.
23:15Hi!
23:16Hey!
23:17All right.
23:34Clint, you little weirdo.
23:39A cheese!
23:43You all may be seated.
23:46You all may be seated.
23:47Oh, it's okay.
23:50You look amazing.
23:53Now, before we begin, Brian and Amy have asked me to share vows that they have wrote for each other.
23:59We will start with Brian.
24:02Amy and I weren't looking for forever when we met, but we both knew early on that we found it.
24:10It wasn't love at first sight.
24:12It was love that first night, because I know in our 26-hour lunch date, I couldn't spend the rest
24:22of my life without her.
24:24We had a rough year with the first arrest.
24:29We were tested, but our love for each other and our desire to be together never changed.
24:36First and only arrest.
24:38Yes, ma'am.
24:40When he brought up the arrest, that one threw me.
24:42I didn't really think anybody would bring that up during the actual ceremony.
24:47Did you think Brian would do any that he's done in the last year?
24:52You know, I didn't think a grown man would wear the kind of shoes he does, but that's beside the
24:56point.
24:56There you go.
24:57So expect the unexpected when it comes to him.
25:00You just don't know what the hell is going to come out of his mouth.
25:02With that being said, he's good for Amy.
25:05One beats on one drum, one beats on another drum.
25:07Way out your honor.
25:11Brian, before you came into my life, I was a little lost, trying to find the right person for me
25:19and my babies.
25:19Then you showed up, and suddenly everything started to make sense.
25:24You've been my best friend, my safe place, and the one who can always make me laugh.
25:30Stop.
25:31You stopped me.
25:32You've brought me love, laughter, and a sense of calm into my life and my kids' life, and for that,
25:38I'm forever grateful.
25:40Today, I promise to keep laughing with you and always remind you that you are officially stuck with me.
25:50I would not say that she lets herself be vulnerable like that very often, so hearing Amy speak of her
25:57love for me definitely gets me emotional, but just seeing it and feeling it, I mean, it's awesome.
26:02Brian, repeat after me.
26:05I promise to love you when life is easy and when life is hard.
26:10I promise to love you when life is easy and when life is hard.
26:15Amy means everything to me, and no matter how messy things get with her family or anybody else, we'll handle
26:22anything as it comes together and support each other and try to make each other's days better.
26:29I promise to be your biggest fan, I promise to be your biggest fan, I promise to be your teammate,
26:36your safe place, your safe place, and your adventure partner, even if the adventures involves camels.
26:47Even if those adventures involve camels, but let's leave those out.
26:52Preferably.
26:53In such a short amount of time, me and Brian went from, like, jail to fights with family members, and
27:01I think our relationship is stronger because we had to endure those things together, and now we're ready to start
27:07the next chapter.
27:09With this ring, I give you my heart, and I promise to love you always.
27:14Amy?
27:17What's up?
27:18Place the ring on it.
27:19With this ring, I give you my heart, and promise to love you always.
27:26By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you husband and wife.
27:31Brian, you may now kiss your bride.
27:43I introduce to you Mr. and Mrs. Brian Laverne.
27:53I'm murdered, bitches!
27:57So family, y'all stay together for pictures.
28:00The ceremony was great.
28:02I mean, it's everything I wanted.
28:04We got the boys calmed down.
28:06At the end of the day, they were a little chaotic, but, hey, they did their job.
28:10They walked down the aisle.
28:12Oh, my God, they look so cute, their little tuxedo.
28:16Like all times, dear, locked up.
28:21To be honest with you, it hasn't really set in.
28:23Me and Brian keep looking at each other.
28:25Are we really married?
28:27We're really married.
28:28Eat!
28:31I'm glad everybody's here, including Tammy.
28:34And even though my mom ain't here today, because it's too hard to get her out of the house with
28:39her wheelchair,
28:40she's been begging for years to get another sibling picture.
28:44Well, here's our chance.
28:45Okay, children.
28:46This is too much.
28:48This is too much.
28:49I got a monkey in my back.
28:52I got a monkey.
28:53Tammy and Amy did really good today, and they smoothed everything over.
28:57Hopefully, this is going to be a sign of good things to come.
29:01It's damn sure a glimmering light.
29:03And maybe, just maybe, Tammy started to get back on track with her mental health.
29:11So, with that being said, no better reason to kick one back with friends and family.
29:17I'm not saying we all get tore down from the floor up.
29:21But, you know, one or three never hurt nobody.
29:37Cheers!
29:39Things have been going good so far, but I ain't gonna lie, I am nervous right now, because with all
29:46the Slaytons in one room, I don't know what's gonna happen.
29:49So, you know, like, I mean, they could all dance or they could all fist fight.
29:53It could be, like, you know, wrestling event or church.
30:04We did it, y'all!
30:07At this time, ladies and gentlemen, we will have the first dance.
30:18They can throw sticks in stone.
30:24Try to make us move so low.
30:27The higher that we climb, under the wind blows.
30:34And they can't see this love.
30:36Now do we still do that?
30:39What do we do?
30:41What?
30:43I totally forgot the steps.
30:46Like, my brain went...
30:47And she was the lead.
30:49I mean, I let her do the leading.
30:51So, once she lost the steps, yeah.
30:55It went pretty bad.
30:57What are we doing now?
30:59You ready to breakdance?
31:00I don't know if I can in this little suit.
31:03All right, y'all.
31:04If he hurts himself, it ain't my fault.
31:06Is this when I was supposed to do that?
31:09Oh, yeah!
31:13The first dance was kind of interesting.
31:16I don't really know what was going on.
31:18And then Brian starts rolling around on the floor.
31:23Oh, I can't do it in this suit.
31:27A 50-year-old man does not need to be trying to breakdance anymore.
31:31We're just going to have to give him that on the down low, information-wise.
31:35Up, down, left, right.
31:37I don't know where to go, baby.
31:40And then we dip, and then...
31:45No, I might have pulled her thing out.
31:54That was something.
31:56I don't know who thought that was a good idea, because Amy's got two left feet.
32:04And I don't know if Brian can breakdance.
32:06I thought he was going to kick himself in the head first.
32:10Bless his heart.
32:13He's your eye.
32:15I'm all sweaty.
32:17My cooters sweaty.
32:26You're putting your napkin in your...
32:28Very good.
32:29You don't want to get that dress dirty.
32:31Hell yeah!
32:32I'm going to tuck a damn napkin in me!
32:34Maybe I will get it all over me.
32:36Let's be real.
32:37Even though this wedding's fancy-smancy, this is not my cup of tea.
32:40Hell, give me a backyard barbecue any day.
32:43I can play it fancy in the minors, but I never went pro.
32:53I have no idea what Amy wants, and I'm nervous.
32:58Because I still feel like I have to be careful with what I say.
33:03Because I don't want to set her off.
33:05That's not what I'm here for.
33:29You remember how I shared with Clayton's?
33:32You remember how I said, hey, we're not the Clayton's anymore?
33:35And then, that was...
33:40I was nervous, but Amy just asked me to come over and help her make an announcement for
33:49the wedding video that her and Brian are now officially married.
33:54Let me know how to say the name correctly, because I ain't trying to look stupid.
33:58Laverne?
33:59Laverne?
33:59Laverne?
34:00Laverne?
34:01Laverne?
34:04Laverne?
34:08Laverne?
34:10Laverne?
34:11Laverne?
34:11Laverne?
34:11Laverne?
34:12Laverne?
34:12Oh, dear lord.
34:13If you like Laverne better, I mean, that's what her brother says.
34:17I like Laverne.
34:17You don't even know.
34:18How you don't even know how to say your own name?
34:23Hey, y'all.
34:24I got a big announcement.
34:26We're not the Slayton sisters no more.
34:29I am now pronounced out the Laverne.
34:33I don't think I said it right, Bella Laverne.
34:36That's close enough.
34:40I'm a little surprised Amy included me with the announcement and not, like, Lily or even
34:47Misty or Brittany.
34:49It actually meant a lot to me.
34:52I guess it was kind of her way of saying I'm sorry, too.
34:58What the heck are you drinking now?
35:00It's the strongest drink I've ever had in my life.
35:03I'm going to have to leave my car here.
35:07I've never had a stronger drink in my life.
35:10Yeah, since you've told me that about four or five times now?
35:13Hey, this ain't bad, is it?
35:16That's strong enough to burn.
35:18I like it.
35:22Andrea's inebriated.
35:23She had the purple drink.
35:25I think it was called the Amy.
35:26And I'm going to tell you right now, if they were strong enough, I ain't so sure you couldn't let
35:30the damn thing on fire.
35:32I'm being honest.
35:35If we could get everyone to have a seat so that we can start the speeches.
35:38Hey!
35:40Woo!
35:41Jesus Christ!
35:44Hello, everybody.
35:45I'm here. I'm Amy's best friend and maid of honor.
35:49I just want to start by saying how truly honored I am to be standing here, because even though we
35:53haven't known each other forever, we've built a bond.
35:56It's been real and special from day one, right?
36:00Yeah.
36:02As Lele is giving her speech, you look over at Tammy and you can't help to think it's got to
36:10be bothering her.
36:11And I really do think Tammy is starting to realize the arguing and the fighting bull just ain't worth it.
36:21So glasses up, everybody, to Amy and Brian. Congratulations. I love you both.
36:27Thank you, lady.
36:33Huh.
36:34Well, if everybody don't know me, too bad.
36:37All right?
36:40But Brian, you know, hell, we tried to run you off. It didn't work.
36:48I ain't scared. I'll tell him what I thought. I tried to run him off. I'll be honest.
36:52He told me I had a last chance to run this morning, too, but...
36:55We all did.
36:57He's part of the family now, so I guess that means...
37:01We can take the gloves off.
37:04I threw a lot of shade Brian's way, and he's took it. And with a grain of salt.
37:12Maybe he will fit in.
37:14He'll be all right. Welcome to the family. Just be prepared.
37:19You up. I get to step on your throat.
37:21Copy that.
37:26Chris's speech was really good.
37:28It was really good.
37:29A little threatening there, but I like that in family.
37:32All right, all right. It's time for the bouquet toss.
37:35So we need all the single ladies to come on out to the dance floor.
37:40I've never caught a bouquet before, but it would be great.
37:45I love Andrea with everything in me. Like, I'm ready to get married, and I hope.
37:54I'm next.
37:56All right, we're gonna do a countdown.
37:58I'm pushing me. I got you back here.
38:01All right, let's do a countdown. You ready? Here we go.
38:02Three, two, one.
38:06Bye.
38:09Bye.
38:10I hope you don't get beat by horse.
38:13Oh, bye.
38:14Oh, no.
38:18All right, it's time for the bouquet toss.
38:21All right, let's do a countdown. You ready? Here we go.
38:23Three, two, one. Let her fly.
38:28All right.
38:36I guess since Andrea caught the bouquet, it's a good sign that we're next in line to get married.
38:42At least I hope.
38:44In the past year, Andrea and I have gone through so much.
38:48She has stuck by my side and is still willing to embrace the future with me, and I'm excited for
38:58it.
39:01Smash it! Smash it! Smash it! Smash it!
39:05You turkey.
39:07What's next for me is trying to build my relationship back with Amy.
39:13And I want to continue trying to get my independence back, to be able to enjoy life.
39:20I want to try things that might be scary, like driving or even riding a horse.
39:28Basically grabbing life by the balls and holding on to them.
39:38It's great to see Amy and Brian starting their journey of life together.
39:44As far as me and Brittany, I don't really know what the good Lord is going to hold for us.
39:49But I know my wife truly wants to pursue motherhood.
39:53I think it's time to start pursuing the medical side of why she's not been able to conceive.
40:00And after that, we can figure out where it can go from there.
40:14It was a great day.
40:16Like, I think the wedding was like great.
40:18I mean, it's everything I wanted.
40:20Nothing went horribly wrong.
40:23Except for that damn dance.
40:28Now with the wedding behind us, it's time to ride off into the sunset.
40:32I decided to have a horse and carriage send off, like Cinderella type deal.
40:37But I didn't take into account that I was scared of the damn horse.
40:42I'm like, that horse better stay up there.
40:45I am not on the mini.
40:50Chris!
40:51I want to go.
40:52Where's the back of that ass?
40:55That's a wild load before you do.
40:57Oh!
40:58We talking about the real horse, not you that time!
41:04Next for me, after the wedding, skin removal.
41:08But my weight loss success is just like everybody else's.
41:11Some days it's good, some days it's bad.
41:14Some weeks I'm fatter, then the next weeks I'm shorter.
41:17So, you never know.
41:21You're short?
41:33I'm scared of this horse, I ain't gonna lie.
41:35I'm scared to death of it.
41:37I'm not letting anything else bite you, dear.
41:41Bye!
41:41Bye!
41:43Thank you, everybody, for coming!
41:46Bye!
41:51Bye!
41:52I hope you don't get beat by a horse.
42:01Oh, Faye, I just knocked out your frickin' bouquet.
42:05What?
42:06Yeah.
42:06Oh, no.
42:08Um, can you circle back around and stop and let me jump out and pick up this bouquet or what's
42:13left of it?
42:14Yeah.
42:15Right there in the middle of the road, we dropped the bouquet.
42:18Let me hop out and get that.
42:21Oh!
42:22Oh, that looks still good. Okay, good.
42:23Yeah.
42:24Woo!
42:27That scared me.
42:29Aw, sorry.
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