00:04Grazie a tutti.
00:30It's my pleasure. Hello, everybody. It's me, Mario. Wahoo. Hello. Hello.
00:39So, let's get right to it. We hear you have a big announcement to make.
00:43Sir, the world is waiting with bated breath.
00:45Well, Mikko, first I want to say thank you very much for everyone who made this moment possible.
00:52The Princess Peach, my right-hand man Luigi, and the best advisor in the business, Toad.
01:00So, starting today, I'm super-duper excited to be taking my talents to the Mushroom Kingdom in my new game,
01:07Mario Sports Mix. Woo-hoo.
01:10Outstanding. And what kind of action can we expect from the new game?
01:13Well, I'm telling Nintendo, we need to make this game super-duper.
01:18They said, uh, okie-dokie, uh, how about the two sports?
01:22I'ma said, nah. So they said, uh, how about the three?
01:26So I said, that's okay.
01:28But have you thought about four sportses featuring over-the-top super-duper moves with none other than me, Mario?
01:37Woo-hoo.
01:38Absolutely absurd. You are a true innovative visionary.
01:43So, how then did this amazing game with four sports and all these stars come together?
01:48Ah, well, the hardest part was to get all of these all-stars on board.
01:53Some, they were easy.
01:55Toad, he's always hanging around, giving me advice.
01:57And Luigi, well, he's my bro.
02:00He's got nothing to do, and he was up for it.
02:02Then, I saved the Princess Peach and the Daisy,
02:06and I got Bowser to sign up while I was there.
02:08Wario, he was hard because he's cuckoo crazy.
02:12But once I'ma mention, it was not just volleyball, basketball, and hockey,
02:18but also the dodgeball.
02:19Ha-ha! He was all set.
02:22In fact, I think he said,
02:23I'll do it. Have a rotten day.
02:26Something like that.
02:28And so there was Mario's sports mix.
02:31Brilliant.
02:32Well, we've had an absolute rash of questions from Mushroom Kingdom's superfans,
02:36eagerly awaiting your answers.
02:38Mind taking a few now?
02:40Woo-hoo! Fire away!
02:41I'm ready for anything.
02:43Jackson from Mansburg asks,
02:45Is it hard balancing your sports training with princess saving?
02:49Ha-ha-ha! Well, I got the good news.
02:52Princess Peach.
02:53She hasn't been captured for a while.
02:56It's our longest streak yet.
02:58So, Mario's had more time to focus on saving the spikes and the goals in hockey.
03:03Ha-ha!
03:05I have to imagine princess saving is quite a workout, though, too.
03:08Oh, yeah.
03:09It's a great year-round workout.
03:11Mario highly recommends it.
03:13Mm-hmm.
03:13I'll have to give it a dabble.
03:15McGregman1 tweets,
03:16We've seen you on the tennis and basketball courts,
03:19the diamond,
03:20and even the racetrack.
03:21Which of these new sports excites you the most?
03:24Hmm.
03:25That's a good question.
03:27It has to be dodgeball.
03:28I've always been a real fireballer with a shell or even the fireballs.
03:34Ha-ha!
03:34So I knew I would be a natural.
03:36But I've noticed some of my friends are taking shots at me.
03:41Heart shots from Princess Peach,
03:43rainbow throws from my old pal Yoshi,
03:45and even a few vacuum wizards sent at me by my fratello, Luigi.
03:50Oh!
03:51Interesting to hear that.
03:53Don't know if you read this,
03:54but Luigi's been quoted as saying,
03:56I'm a tired of a being player, too.
03:59It's a my time to shine reaction.
04:02Ah, Luigi.
04:03Ha-ha!
04:04He was probably taken out of a context.
04:07He loves a being of my sidekick.
04:09Hee-hee-hee!
04:09Sounds green with envy, huh?
04:11Ha-ha!
04:12Get it, he wears green.
04:13Gee, that's funny.
04:15Moving on!
04:17Susie Q of Farmsdale wrote,
04:19We hear some shocking rumors that you and your arch-nemesis Bowser
04:22are even teaming up from time to time.
04:25Care to comment on these salacious allegations?
04:27Oh, yeah.
04:28It's-a true.
04:28Well, you know what they say.
04:30Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.
04:33But they also say,
04:34if your enemy is a gigantic spiky creature
04:37who breathes the fire,
04:39keep him super-duper close.
04:41Ha-ha!
04:42Ha-ha-ha!
04:43Well played, sir.
04:45Well played, indeed.
04:46In the new game,
04:48people can get their me's into the action and play against you.
04:51How have you fared against this new competition?
04:54Well, they don't call me Super Mario for nothing.
04:57usually I'm the wiener.
05:00Hee-hee!
05:01Well, funny you should mention that.
05:02You took me out for a friendly hoops match yesterday,
05:05and I think we have a clip.
05:11Ha-ha!
05:12Wowzers!
05:13Love me some me!
05:15Hmm.
05:16Ha-ha-ha-ha!
05:17Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
05:18Yeah.
05:18Anyways.
05:20Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
05:21So, this game features a wide cast of characters,
05:24including some of your best buds and fiercest foes.
05:27Talk about going head-to-head with them.
05:29Well, you know how it is.
05:31You always want to play with the best,
05:32and these guys gave me the best challenge.
05:35Mama mia!
05:36I get a little tired time and time again,
05:39one-up in the competition.
05:40Just the other day,
05:41I was-a-talking with the Donkey Kong,
05:43and he said...
05:44Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
05:45Ha-ha-ha-ha!
05:47Well put.
05:48I think we can all relate.
05:49By the way,
05:50I've noticed you admiring my mustache.
05:53Eh...
05:54I was?
05:55You were.
05:56What do you think?
05:58It's okay.
05:59Could be bigger.
06:00Hmm.
06:01I'll have to talk to makeup.
06:03Stephanie from Redwood City has this to say.
06:06Bananas,
06:07Bob-ombs,
06:08red shells,
06:08and more.
06:09There's quite a few fascinating items
06:11at your disposal in the four sports.
06:13Any favorites?
06:14Well, Princess Stephanie,
06:15I gotta say,
06:17after all of my adventures,
06:18it's nice to be on the other end
06:20of the Bob-omba once in a while.
06:21Hee-hee-hee!
06:22Boom, boom, boom!
06:23Ha-ha!
06:24I like it.
06:25You've knocked countless
06:26flying Koopa paratroopas from the air,
06:29stomped the daylights
06:30out of millions of goombas,
06:31soared the galaxy,
06:32twice,
06:33raced across Mushroom Kingdom,
06:35and now have your own
06:36multi-sport blockbuster.
06:38What do you consider
06:39your greatest achievement?
06:41Well, I would have to say that on all of these adventures, it's not about the stars you collect, the
06:48trophies you win, the amount of mushrooms you consume, or even the Yoshis you ride.
06:54It really, at the end of the day, is all about the friends you make, the lives you touch, and...
07:03Beautiful.
07:05Hmm.
07:05Hmm. But, I'm also really like a slam-jamming on Bowser in this game. Woo-hoo!
07:13Fascinating. Truly fascinating.
07:16Bertie from Marionville wonders, which of the characters is most ready to be a breakout star?
07:23Well, I'm-a think my old friend Yoshi is-a playing at a super high level.
07:28Got the Mario off his back?
07:30Ha-ha-ha. Hey, could be.
07:32You might say, he's chewing up and spitting out the competition.
07:36Ha-ha.
07:37Yeah, you might.
07:39If we might switch gears, Brian from Cleveland asks, what is your idea of perfect happiness?
07:46Well, this might sound kind of strange, Meikle, but I'm-a have a vision of this beautiful question mark box,
07:53and I punch it.
07:54And a fantastic one-up mushroom pops out.
07:59I hit it again, and another, and again, and again, and again, and again.
08:04Woo-hoo! I can go on saving the princess forever.
08:07Hee-hee!
08:08A true wonder.
08:10We should all be so lucky.
08:13Libby P. tweets,
08:13So let's talk uniform.
08:16What kind of uniform will we see you in?
08:18Well, you know, Mario, I'm-a going with my traditional blue overalls, of course.
08:23Woo-hoo!
08:23Looking good.
08:25Ah, I see.
08:26I had no idea they were such high-performance gear.
08:29Oh, yeah.
08:30I'm-a would recommend them to any elite athlete.
08:32They're great for running, jumping, throwing the fireballs, and dominating.
08:37Woo-hoo!
08:38Let's talk about this highlight that is sweeping the web.
08:42Ooh, my monster fire slam?
08:44I think we have a clip. Do we have a clip? We do.
08:47All right, let's take a peek.
08:55Uh, you okay?
08:58Oh, great, Goomba! That was fantabulous!
09:03Ah.
09:03All right. So, word is there are some pretty unbelievable new arenas to test your skills.
09:09Any standouts?
09:10Hmm. Well, I have to say, the Western Junction hockey rink is a real-a doozy.
09:17Yee-haw!
09:18Yeah, yeah, it's a lot like a normal rink, except this one has a choo-choo come-a screaming down
09:24the center.
09:24Toot-toot!
09:26Amazing!
09:27Well, it sounds like we're running short on time, so we'll leave you with this one last question.
09:31We've talked at length about your exciting new Mario Sports Mix game.
09:35We've laughed. We've cried.
09:37Eh, we cried?
09:39Well, I cried.
09:40But given just two words, how would you capture the pure and infinite joys of your new sports offering?
09:46Hmm. How about, uh, mamma mia, number one, here we go!
09:51Welcome to my new game!
09:53Ha-ha! All right! You, number one, the best!
09:57Here we go! Woo-hoo!
10:00A true wordsmith, and a hero to us all. Thanks for joining us.
10:06Oh, yeah. Thank you very much for playing my game. See you there.
10:09Hee-hee!
10:11Well, there you have it. A truly historical announcement, sure to shake Mushroom Kingdom to its core.
10:18The Mario Sports Mix era is upon us. Thanks for tuning in.
10:22Thank you forению'!
10:22Thank you very much for having me.
10:22We met patients from the audience and everybody is actually talking together.
10:22First, as we've got patient ownershipment, we got to sleep on and we'll be doing today in front of us.
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