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00:09I'm coming home baby now
00:12I'm coming home now right away
00:14Fucking ridiculous
00:16I'm coming home baby now
00:18I'm sorry now I ever went away
00:22Every night and day I go and stay
00:26Why, muchas gracias, Miguel
00:30What's the point of coming to a place like this when you can't drink
00:33See, you're a destination guy
00:35Always in a rush to get somewhere you're not
00:38Me, I'm more about the journey, the vibe, the ambiance
00:44If we don't stop to smell the roses every once in a while
00:47Well then, what's the point in anything?
00:50You can't smell neither
00:53Ah, douchey
00:54If rocks could burn, you'd be on fire tonight, my friend
00:57But my point still stands
01:00What do you want, machine head?
01:01World, peace, a pony, my name and lights, the list goes on
01:07Lighten up, titan
01:08You should be tap dancing your way out of bed every morning
01:11And why is that?
01:13Because you and I did the impossible
01:15We slayed the literal dragon and stole his treasure
01:18Or kingdom
01:20Or magic ring
01:22Or whatever the fuck it is dragons have
01:24I don't read a lot of fantasy
01:26Except, and I'm sorry for bearing the lead
01:29Mr. Liu couldn't even do us the basic fucking courtesy of
01:32Staying dead
01:35Bullshit
01:36I wish, my igneous friend
01:38But turns out, even a .45 caliber haircut
01:41Isn't enough to kill the old lizard
01:44I know, look at my face
01:47I'm as surprised as you are
01:51The point of all this is
01:53He's coming for you
01:54Already came for me
01:55Except the order gives me
01:56And all my fellow members
01:58Certain protections
01:59Even Liu can't chew through
02:01With his sharp little dragon teeth
02:04You know
02:05There's still an empty seat
02:07With your name on it
02:12Hmm
02:14So that's what this is about
02:16Look
02:17Let me put it this way
02:19I've got this gorgeous mosaic
02:21On the floor of my fifth bathroom
02:23Ancient Roman
02:25Or some shit like that
02:26But it's got one broken tile
02:28And every time I sit down for a deuce
02:30It drives me fucking nuts
02:32You, Titan
02:33You're like that
02:34You're my broken tile
02:36My one little piece
02:38That ain't like the others
02:39This is a chance for us
02:41To fix the picture
02:43Together
02:43And save your life doing it
02:47It just makes sense
02:49I didn't fight like hell
02:50For my own piece
02:51Just to give it back
02:53Fine
02:54Your funeral
02:55Because Liu's coming
02:57And in case you forgot
02:58He almost killed you
02:59And your little super friend
03:00In the onesie already
03:01Or was that me?
03:03I really don't remember
03:05I take my chances
03:09I'll be honest, huh?
03:13Like I said
03:14It's not the booze I miss
03:16It's happy hour
03:25With all due respect, sir
03:27You would have done the same
03:29Yeah
03:30But I'm not half Viltrumite, Donald
03:32I can't wreck an entire planet
03:34With my bare hands
03:34If I get in a pissy mood
03:36Mark has seemed
03:37A little more prone to
03:40Absolute solutions recently
03:41First Angstrom
03:43Then Conquest
03:46Don't
03:47Don't
03:48Hell, didn't robots say
03:49Mark almost did in
03:50That dinosaurs guy
03:51We just locked up?
03:52Conquest and Angstrom
03:53Were heat of the moment
03:54And technically
03:56They're both still alive
03:57They were warning signs, Donald
03:59But this
04:01This is a goddamn billboard
04:03And Russ was an innocent man
04:05That's different
04:06That changes things
04:09I believe
04:10Mark's still doing
04:11What he thinks is right
04:13After everything he's been through
04:14Exactly
04:16You know as well as anyone
04:17Trauma like that
04:18Breaks people
04:20And the last person
04:21We need losing their shit
04:22Is
04:35Working through the night again
04:39I work better in the dark
04:41You know that
04:42I know that you need to sleep
04:44There's just
04:46Too much to do
04:50When are you going to admit
04:52It's not the work
04:53Keeping you awake
05:04You were all there
05:06If he had just waited
05:07Another few seconds
05:09Invincible did the right thing
05:10You can't believe that
05:13Where are we at
05:14If he didn't kill Russ
05:15The dome fails
05:16Secwits take the planet
05:17And then we fight for what
05:19Years to take it back
05:20If we even could
05:21How many other people
05:22Would die if that happened
05:24The dome would have held
05:26Even you don't know that
05:28It's done okay
05:29And we all have to live with it
05:31So let's just
05:32Hit the showers
05:33And be happy
05:34We never have to see
05:35Another Secwit
05:36Ever again
05:38Let me make this clear
05:40Genius
05:40Since you don't seem
05:42To understand
05:43You follow my orders
05:45Or you never go
05:46Into the field
05:47Again
05:48Got it
05:49If I hadn't
05:51Entered the sewers
05:52Did I ask
05:53For an excuse
05:54Because I thought
05:56I asked
05:57If you understood
05:58But I
05:59Do you understand
06:02Yes
06:03Yes
06:03I understand
06:05Good
06:09What a dick
06:11While I've happily admitted
06:13To being the cause
06:14Of previous
06:15Secwit related catastrophes
06:17I think we all agree
06:19That I had absolutely
06:21Nothing to do
06:22With this particular
06:23Disaster
06:24Right?
06:25Friendly and forgiving
06:26Chums of mine
06:27Never gonna happen
06:56Good man
07:24Holy shit
07:25Are you okay?
07:27Where'd it come from?
07:28It
07:29It was
07:30Inside me
07:31I
07:32I never even
07:33Felt it
07:34Jesus
07:35I guess
07:36Russ didn't either
07:37If you weren't here
07:39I was here
07:40It's okay
07:41You won
07:44No
07:44No
07:45We were lucky
07:47And luck
07:48Isn't a variable
07:49We can control
07:50The Secwits
07:51Angstrom
07:52Dock Seismic
07:53We stopped them
07:54But they always
07:55Return stronger
07:55Than before
07:57We're not
07:58Dealing with these threats
07:59Permanently
08:00And because of that
08:01It's simply a matter of time
08:02Before our luck runs out
08:04And they defeat us
08:07Maybe Mark was right
08:10No
08:10I
08:10I
08:10I
08:10I
08:10I
08:10I
08:17Oh, my God.
08:43Oh, my God.
09:17Oh, my God.
09:26Oh, my God.
09:41Oh, my God.
09:55Hey, this is Eve.
09:56Leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I can.
10:00Hey, Eve, I really need to talk to someone right now.
10:07Call me when you can.
10:08Love you.
10:18Hi, Mark.
10:21Um, Cecil would like a word.
10:27Please.
10:33Debbie?
10:34One sec.
10:39Oh, this place will fly off the market.
10:46When are we listing it?
10:47Tomorrow.
10:48You like it?
10:48I mean, the square footage and the location alone makes it a steal.
10:52Three bedrooms, recently remodeled, quartz countertops.
10:56Is that a double island kitchen?
10:58Didn't I just tell you how much I like those?
11:01I sell my place.
11:03I sell my place.
11:03You sell yours.
11:04We wouldn't even have a mortgage.
11:07I'm sure the boys would love having more space.
11:11Uh, you said you wanted to move in together.
11:13Yes, it's just, I raised Mark and Oliver in our house.
11:19I've been there almost 20 years.
11:22Maybe it's time for a change?
11:24Sleep on it.
11:26That's all I'm asking, okay?
11:37All clear.
11:38It's your standard dipshits.
11:42Daddy, why didn't you get any ice cream?
11:45Nah, it's a little cold for ice cream, baby girl.
11:47It's never too cold for ice cream.
11:57All clear.
12:09Just let her let her have all that sugar, huh?
12:19Oh, shit.
12:20Y'all!
12:23Babe, she's only 10 once.
12:27That was your excuse when she was nine.
12:29Did you consider how hard it's gonna be
12:30to get her to go to sleep?
12:32It's okay, Mom.
12:34I'll sleep when I'm dead.
12:36Fiona, where did you learn that?
12:39Daddy taught me.
12:42Okay, I didn't teach her.
12:56Take Fiona and run.
12:58Now!
13:01Mr. Liu sends his regards.
13:10Magnetack.
13:10Look.
13:16No!
13:23No!
13:25No!
13:26No!
13:30No!
13:59Oh, my God.
14:15No!
14:32What the fuck is going on?
14:34You don't ever, ever, ever fuck with my family!
15:29Hi, Mom!
15:31What?
15:33You'll be as tall as Mark soon.
15:36Nah, I'll be taller.
15:39What's wrong?
15:40We've gone through so much so quickly, I don't think I even realized it.
15:45It's like I closed my eyes and you're all grown up.
15:50Mom.
15:51Nope, nope, you can't squirm out of this.
15:54Not yet.
15:59Have you seen Mark today?
16:00I don't think he's home.
16:01Why?
16:02I don't know.
16:04He seems sad a lot of the time now.
16:06Or angry.
16:07Or both.
16:07Your brother's still working through everything that's happened over the last few months.
16:12I know.
16:13I just...
16:14I...
16:15missed the way he was.
16:20We can't fight change, Oliver.
16:23But we can support the ones we love as they deal with it.
16:29I know what you're gonna say, Cecil.
16:31And I'm really not in the...
16:32You made the right choice, Mark.
16:33I would've done the same thing.
16:37Russ Livingston was an astronaut.
16:39He knew the risks.
16:40And the sequins had to be stopped at all costs.
16:43Then why am I here?
16:45Because it wasn't like you.
16:47It's not who you are, Mark.
16:49Well, maybe it's who I should be.
16:52If I'd actually killed Angstrom the first time,
16:54so many people, so many families would still be alive.
16:59I'll do anything to stop that from happening again.
17:02I know.
17:03That's what makes you a good person, Mark.
17:05And I want to keep you that way.
17:07You wouldn't know it, but I'm not as old as I look.
17:12Decisions like this, they change you.
17:14And not for the better.
17:16It's the reason I make the calls and the Guardians don't.
17:18So they can sleep at night.
17:22Me, I gave up sleeping years ago.
17:24Cecil.
17:25You don't have to work for me.
17:26But when it comes to who lives or dies,
17:28don't make that decision alone.
17:30Let me do it.
17:32Or at least let me chime in for Christ's sake.
17:34I'm not a kid anymore.
17:37I don't need you to handle me.
17:39You're a walking nuclear bomb, Mark.
17:41The most powerful thing on this planet,
17:43and you can't even buy a drink yet.
17:45If I didn't try to handle you,
17:47I wouldn't be doing my job.
17:54Cover everything up and take a lunch.
17:56We don't take lunch.
17:58Invincible is here, so cover these up
18:00and disappear for a few hours.
18:02That's an order.
18:06I know what you're thinking,
18:08and you should cease thinking it.
18:10Cease makes you sound pompous.
18:13Your lack of self-awareness is astounding.
18:17My actions are my responsibility, not yours.
18:21And I should feel messed up after something like this.
18:23But if you're worried I'm gonna snap or something...
18:26I don't think you're going to snap, Mark.
18:28But there are emotional consequences to these kinds of decisions
18:31that I've seen eat heroes alive.
18:34You don't have to talk to me.
18:36We've got people specially trained for this.
18:38Not now.
18:41I said...
18:42Sinclair, for the love of God, will you get the fuck out of here?
18:47You.
18:48Sorry, sir.
18:49I...
18:49I wanted to...
18:52apologize for my...
18:54experiments.
18:56For what I did to your friends...
18:58and the other students.
19:00I'd say it to them personally if I didn't think it would do more harm than good.
19:05I know I will never be able to truly atone for what I've done.
19:09And I know there's no justification for...
19:12Stop.
19:13Stop talking.
19:14I don't want to hear an apology from you.
19:17I don't want to hear anything from you ever again.
19:19Do you understand?
19:22I'm sorry.
19:29Don't do that.
19:30Don't act like I was...
19:32Going to kill him.
19:33Let's not pretend that thought didn't cross your mind.
19:35You hate Sinclair.
19:37Shit.
19:37I'm not exactly his biggest fan.
19:39But his Rhianna men are one of the greatest military inventions in human history.
19:44They're already saving more lives than most heroes do their entire careers.
19:48So?
19:49That doesn't give him a free pass for torturing and killing people.
19:53He came in here to apologize to you.
19:55Even after he saw what you did to Russ.
19:57He's just trying to make good.
19:59Yeah.
19:59Like he just happened to wander in here by accident while we were talking.
20:03I did not plan that.
20:05I told him to fuck off to lunch.
20:07Are we done?
20:08You can go whenever you...
20:11I'm so sorry sir.
20:13I told Sinclair...
20:14It's fine.
20:15Mark didn't go out through the ceiling so I'd call that a success.
20:18Are you going to tell him about Conquest?
20:20After the kid just killed someone?
20:23If you want my job that badly, Donald, just ask.
20:32Mark.
20:33Hey.
20:34I was just...
20:35What's wrong?
20:37My powers.
20:38They're not just messing up anymore.
20:41What?
20:42What are you talking about?
20:44I move atoms around.
20:46I gather them up and swap out particles until they're whatever I need.
20:50But now it's like they just...
20:53They slip through my fingers.
20:56I...
20:56I can't link them together.
20:57I can't control them.
20:59I can't make anything.
21:02Mark.
21:02I don't know what's happening.
21:06I'm scared to fly.
21:08We'll figure this out.
21:09Okay?
21:15Rex fixed Monster Girl's powers.
21:18Maybe he can help.
21:20Oh, God.
21:21It's Invincible Ink.
21:23I...
21:23I can't, Eve.
21:24Not right now.
21:25Let someone else handle it.
21:27Is this about your message?
21:28We should call Rex and see if he can, um...
21:31Mark.
21:32What happened?
21:34Cecil covered it up.
21:36But...
21:36To stop the Secwitz, I had to...
21:41I had to stop Russ.
21:43Eve, I...
21:46I didn't know what else to do.
21:51No.
21:52This...
21:52This is stupid.
21:54I'm supposed to be here for you right now.
21:56We can be here for each other.
21:59I'll call Capes.
22:01Maybe they can...
22:02Let me do it.
22:03I can help.
22:04Oliver.
22:05I was already here.
22:06You guys came inside.
22:08But whatever it is, I can do it.
22:14How much does this job pay?
22:25I shook a few trees and found Liu.
22:27He's hiding on the east side in this condemned hotel.
22:30He's still fucked up.
22:32Probably why he sent that fridge magnet after you instead of doing it himself.
22:36Once the muscle arrives, we'll send a message of our own.
22:41About the muscle, boss.
22:43Yeah, I...
22:44Don't know if the kid's gonna fall for this again.
22:47Nah, this is different.
22:49Liu almost killed him too.
22:51He'll want a rematch.
22:52And if he tries to take me in afterwards, fine.
22:55We got lawyers.
22:56It'll be worth it to keep Vanessa and Fiona safe.
22:59Or, and I'm just saying, we could cut our losses and rejoin the order.
23:07Did you seriously just fucking say that?
23:11You guys call Invincible Ink, right?
23:14Is this Rocky Shores Incorporated?
23:20Huh.
23:29We are not charging you guys enough.
23:31No Invincible, no deal.
23:38Whatever he can do, I can do too.
23:40Probably better even.
23:42Get your feet off my desk.
23:44Dad?
23:47Fiona, what did I say about coming in my...
23:50I'm scared.
23:53It's okay, baby.
23:54I'm making sure no one can ever hurt you.
23:58You want my help or not?
24:02And every time I use them, whatever I make turns to goo.
24:06Goo?
24:07Like this atomic sludge.
24:10And then it dissolves away.
24:11And now I can't even do that.
24:14Vitals appear normal.
24:16And initial scans show no irregularities in your brain or body chemistry.
24:21Rex, I am starting to lose my mind here.
24:24If we can't figure out what's wrong, then I'm...
24:26We'll get to the bottom of this, I promise.
24:28Amanda's condition took me almost a year to solve.
24:31A year?
24:33I'm not saying it'll be...
24:34No.
24:35No, I'm sorry.
24:37Thank you for helping.
24:39Has there been anything else out of the ordinary?
24:42Not that I can think of.
24:44One second.
24:46Where is that coming from?
24:54Oh, no.
24:55Is that what I think it is?
25:03Hey!
25:09Let's go.
25:33Let's go.
26:24Let's go.
26:51Let's go.
27:20Let's go.
27:23Let's go.
27:44Let's go.
27:48Let's go.
28:02Let's go.
28:22Let's go.
28:24Let's go.
28:25Let's go.
28:36Let's go.
28:40Let's go.
28:45Let's go.
28:46Let's go.
28:46Let's go.
28:48Let's go.
28:53Let's go.
29:02Let's go.
29:04Let's go.
29:05Let's go.
29:08Let's go.
29:33Let's go.
29:34Let's go.
29:36Let's go.
29:37Let's go.
29:40Let's go.
29:56Let's go.
30:07Let's go.
30:10Let's go.
30:11Let's go.
30:15Let's go.
30:19Let's go.
30:19Step it up.
30:20We're losing civilians to these assholes.
30:22I don't know if you noticed, Cecil, but there's a lot of them.
30:27Then quit messing around and find the goddamn emitter.
30:30Sir, exactly how many flaxons are we up against?
30:34Thousands.
30:35And hundreds more arriving via troop carrier every minute, sir.
30:39At this rate, they'll outnumber the city's population in a few hours.
30:43Then let's make sure they don't last that long.
30:53How does your friend know this is the spot?
30:56He has the sources.
30:57You sure you trust him?
30:59No.
31:00But this is what we got.
31:24Time for reckoning, Liu.
31:28You said you weren't followed.
31:30No.
31:31No way I'm fighting him.
31:33He's like a hundred.
31:34Don't be fooled, kid.
31:37I have more than enough strength.
31:41No garbage like you.
31:50Hey.
31:51He's the dragon guy?
31:53No.
31:56No.
31:57Noru.
31:57No.
31:57No mercy.
31:57No.
32:17No very conducive.
32:20invincible I know
32:52Oh yeah, real weak
33:34Oliver, how's it going on the job?
33:36I'm fighting a dragon
33:37What?
33:38It's that old guy you and Mark talked about
33:41He's not dead
33:42He's here
33:48And he's really pissed off
33:52Call Mark, I need help
33:58Mark's busy
33:59Forget the job and get out of there
34:07You guys really can't prepare this time, huh?
34:28I picked the worst time to do a juice cleanse
34:30We can't break through
34:32We have to
34:33They're still taking prisoners
34:47Somebody help Monster Girl
34:49Already on it
35:01It questioned that order, huh?
35:04I've scanned the entire battlefield
35:06But cannot locate the emitter
35:07Yet, it must be here somewhere
35:09If that was my one weakness
35:11I'd hide it pretty well
35:15Indeed
35:20Do you trust me?
35:21You know the answer to that
35:25Everyone, cover us
35:29You heard him
35:53You're on your own from here
35:54Give up hell
36:09Tell me robot's not that stupid
36:13Robot
36:13Don't even think about going into that thing
36:17I'm sorry, Cecil
36:18It's the only way
36:20Wait
36:40I was right
36:41Free as many prisoners as you can
36:44While I disable the emitter
36:45Way ahead of you
36:50To the portal
36:52Let's go!
37:29Let's go.
38:05Go! Back through the portal!
38:11Time to go, Rex.
38:15Rex!
38:22What?
38:26What?
38:32See? Simple.
38:38Good work, team.
38:40Anyone have eyes on Monster Girl or Robot?
38:42Guardians.
38:43We cannot stop here.
38:44We must defeat the Flaxons once and for all in their own dimension.
38:48If we allow them to return, they will not fail next time.
38:52Makes sense to me. Let's go!
38:55No, stop! That's an order.
38:59Sorry, Ciso. Some orders you just can't follow.
39:27No!
39:28No!
39:39What are we standing around for?
39:41Can't we just open a portal of our own?
39:43You don't think we've been trying to do that
39:45since the first time these assholes visited us?
39:50Fuck!
39:55Eve?
39:58I thought you wanted to fight!
40:01All you've done is hide!
40:04Ouch.
40:26Pay attention, boy.
40:29Maybe you'll learn something before you die.
40:40You're supposed to be dead.
40:44Oliver.
40:49Why didn't you run?
40:51I didn't want to do a bad job for you and Eve.
41:01Are you okay?
41:02Yeah.
41:03Let's kick his ass.
41:04Save me as more, I see you!
41:08No!!!
41:11No way they're crazy
41:12I don't want to know the crazy
41:16No way more crazy
41:20I get a bit—
41:27I don't want to know the crazy
41:28The next one...
41:43Grab my body!
42:13this isn't over you hey hero you do not mess with my family i was trying to save mine
42:34stop stop please
42:49we're done here
43:09ow mom i'm okay just let me finish
43:14i bet this is a you should have seen the other guy situation huh the other guy was a dragon
43:23ah yes
43:27rex didn't have an answer for me but he promised he'd find out
43:33i can't believe he and amanda are just gone
43:37they'll find a way home and we'll figure out what's wrong with your powers get t-cell's people on it
43:41if we have to
43:43are you okay
43:52i know
43:53i know our meetings are normally a bit of a snooze fest but boy do we have a surprise today
44:01criminals freaks insects and whatever the fuck sama you are put your hands together for my good friend and yours
44:10titan
44:14he's finally come around and is bringing himself and his little slice of paradise
44:18into the club
44:20now obviously there's some history between us but we all know once you're a member of the order
44:27you're a member of the order and we don't fuck with each other so it's all water under the bridge
44:33kumbaya and all that hippy-dippy bullshit
44:34let's make one thing clear
44:36the only reason i'm here is
44:39hold the presses
44:42how could i be so stupid i almost forgot we actually have two new members joining today
44:47turns out there's another guy a bit skittish about people trying to cut his throat
45:01sorry boss
45:02it just makes sense
45:03you know for everyone
45:06looks like we both got played
45:08it appears
45:09so
45:11man it's so good to have the family back together
45:15it makes me all warm and fuzzy inside
45:18holidays were just never the same when you kids were fighting
45:22now back to the business
45:25of making so much money
45:27it's
45:28fucking ridiculous
45:35you
45:40you
45:41you
45:41you
45:42you
45:42you
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