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00:01From Television City and Hollywood, it's Hollywood Squares!
00:07Starring Ariana DeVos, Joe Coy, Whitney Cummings,
00:15Laurel Howery, Gabriel Iglesias,
00:20Ryan Fitzpatrick, Tiffany Haddish,
00:23and our center square, Drew Barrymore!
00:27And I'm Fortune Feimster.
00:30We are your Hollywood Squares!
00:33And now, your host, Nate Burleson!
00:38Come on!
00:39Come on!
00:41Welcome to Hollywood Squares!
00:43What's up, stars?
00:52Hello to our players.
00:53Hello.
00:53It is good to have you here.
00:55And a big hello to our center square, Drew Barrymore.
00:58What's up, baby?
01:02Nate, I love that suit.
01:04It's very Kermit Thee Frog.
01:07That's right.
01:08And it ain't easy being green, Drew.
01:09It's good to see you, baby.
01:11All right.
01:11We also have a woman that is incredibly talented.
01:15Ariana DeBose is in the building.
01:18So, Ariana, how does it feel to be surrounded by all of these stars?
01:22Well, you know I hold my own, but as your resident Academy Award winner.
01:26Ooh!
01:27That's right!
01:29Go!
01:29Nate, I'm going to need you to give me that line again.
01:31Can you sing it this time?
01:34Well, I'm not known for my voice, but I'll give it a shot.
01:36Let me see.
01:39Ariana DeBose.
01:44Oh!
01:48How does it feel to have all of these stars in your face?
01:57Nate, don't sing no more.
01:59Don't do that singing no more.
01:59I can't sing.
02:00I told you I can't sing.
02:01It's not my thing.
02:02I thought you were great.
02:03Thank you, Ariana.
02:04Uh-uh.
02:04Don't be lying to them, Ariana.
02:06You got to tell these men the truth so they can be better.
02:08You need to go to class.
02:11All right, Tim, we got to get to the show.
02:13Okay, go ahead.
02:14All right.
02:15Allie, tell the stars a little bit about yourself.
02:16Hi, everyone.
02:19I'm Allie.
02:20I come from Tucson, Arizona.
02:22Okay.
02:23And I'm living my dream right now, telling stories as a comic book artist.
02:27Oh, that's awesome.
02:28We love that.
02:28Oh, wow.
02:29All right, Peter, it's on you.
02:30Tell the stars about yourself.
02:31My name is Peter Hauge.
02:33I'm from Los Angeles, California.
02:34All right.
02:36I am a map librarian for Los Angeles Public Library.
02:39Wow.
02:40I am in charge of one of the largest map collections in the country.
02:44Ooh.
02:45And I still have an old Thomas Guide that I keep in my car at all times.
02:48Nice.
02:48I want to see that Thomas Guide.
02:50I will show you that Thomas Guide.
02:51Tiffany, stay away from him.
02:52I found the only man in L.A. that can read.
02:56All right, now that we have met our players, here is how we play Hollywood Squares.
03:00It is your basic game of tic-tac-toe.
03:02You win by getting three squares in a row, or the first to five squares.
03:06Now, I will ask the stars a question.
03:07All you got to do is agree or disagree.
03:10You get it right, you get the square.
03:12But if you get it wrong, that square will go to your opponent.
03:14Then at the end of the game, the player with the most money goes on to our bonus round
03:18for a chance at $25,000.
03:21Yeah.
03:22Yeah.
03:25But wait, there's more.
03:27Drew, we love giving away stuff around here.
03:29What else we got?
03:29There's a secret square.
03:31And if you pick the secret square and get it right, then you could go on an awesome vacation.
03:38That's it.
03:39Yeah.
03:40Now, before we get started, let's show the audience at home who that secret square is.
03:45All right, let's play some Hollywood Squares.
03:50This first round is worth $1,000.
03:53Peter, you won the coin toss.
03:54It's on you.
03:55Go ahead, pick your star.
03:56I'm going to have to go with my absolute favorite, Drew Barrymore.
03:59Drew Barrymore.
04:03All right, here we go, Drew.
04:04In 2011, a group of scientific researchers claimed the catchiest song in pop music history
04:09is what queen hit?
04:11Huh.
04:11I would have thought it was, my lumps, my lumps, my lovely lady lumps.
04:20No.
04:21Okay, okay, Drew.
04:23No, Drew.
04:24No.
04:25Oh, no.
04:26The show just started.
04:27You're someone's mom.
04:28No.
04:29Oh, no.
04:30Forget everything I just did.
04:34All right, you got your answer?
04:37I would bet that it is another one bites the dust.
04:42All right, Peter.
04:43Do you agree or disagree?
04:44That one is not clicking as the catchiest that it could be.
04:47I'm going to have to disagree.
04:48What queen songs are you thinking about?
04:49I'm thinking We Will Rock You.
04:52Oh, okay.
04:52Yeah, that's a good one.
04:53Yeah.
04:54Don't sing, Nate.
04:57Well, listen.
04:58It is We Are the Champions, which means you are correct anyway.
05:02Axe gets the square.
05:03All right.
05:04Allie, it's on you.
05:05Pick your star.
05:06I have to choose Tiffany Haddish.
05:09Tiffany Haddish.
05:11All right, here we go, Tiffany.
05:13If you want to check out Twin and Wynn's Fancy Hole,
05:16are you looking at a mobile game or a web series?
05:24It feels like it's got something to do with golfing,
05:27so I'm going to go with the mobile game.
05:29All right, Allie.
05:29I think that makes a lot of sense to me,
05:31so I'm going to agree to...
05:34And you would be...
05:36Correct!
05:37It is a mobile game.
05:40Circle gets the square.
05:41All right, it's back on you, Peter.
05:43This is a good one.
05:44I'm going to have to go with the hilarious Fortune Feimster.
05:48Fortune Feimster.
05:50Oh!
05:51You picked the secret square!
05:53Come on now, Peter!
05:55Peter!
05:56Now, if you get this right, Drew, where could Peter be going?
06:00You could go to the Riviera Maya in Mexico!
06:03Ooh!
06:05All right, here we go.
06:07An 18th century circus performer.
06:10Thomas Wetters holds the Guinness World Record
06:12for his seven and a half inch long what?
06:22Well, I've never seen a wiener.
06:26I don't know, is seven and a half inches long for that?
06:29Uh...
06:30I mean...
06:31Hey, uh...
06:32I don't know why she looked at me.
06:34Wait!
06:35Joe, do you want to answer the question for all the men out there?
06:37I mean...
06:38I like it.
06:43Um, the only other long thing I can think of would be a nose.
06:47Peter, with the trip on the line.
06:50That is...
06:51That is a great answer.
06:52And seven and a half inches sounds awfully big for a nose.
06:58I'm gonna have to go ahead and disagree.
07:00All right, Peter.
07:01The answer is...
07:03Nose.
07:05So you are incorrect!
07:06Which means you do not get the trip.
07:08So, Circle gets the steal!
07:10So, Ally, go ahead.
07:12Pick your star.
07:14Well, Lil' Ralph for the win, huh?
07:16Lil' Ralph for the win!
07:17Yeah!
07:19I'm so not confident in this.
07:21Lil' Ralph, what's up, baby?
07:22How are you doing?
07:23I'm doing good, man.
07:24I hate that I'm, like, got the pressure, like, for you to win
07:27and you ask me, because...
07:28You know how you wake up some days, you're just like,
07:30you know what's up?
07:31I don't feel that bright today, so...
07:33All right, let's go.
07:34A flamboyance is the name used to describe a group of what?
07:40Ah...
07:41Okay, I'm gonna just put my thinking cap on.
07:43Okay.
07:44And look at the spelling of the word.
07:46Right, right, right.
07:47Flamingos.
07:48Oh!
07:48All right, Ally.
07:49This is huge, because this is for the square
07:52and the first round money.
07:53Do you agree or disagree?
07:54You know what?
07:55I'm so excited, because I actually know this answer.
07:58Flamingos are pink.
07:59Yeah.
07:59They're cute, and they're flamboyant.
08:02So...
08:03I am going to agree with Lil' Ralph.
08:07Come on.
08:08You know what, Ally?
08:10You are correct.
08:11Circle gets the square!
08:13I knew it!
08:14Ally has just racked up $1,000.
08:16In that first round.
08:18When we return, we are going to up the cash to $2,500.
08:21So, it is anybody's game.
08:23Keep it right here for more Hollywood Squares.
08:33Welcome back to Hollywood Squares.
08:35Before we get back into the game, let's check in with a few of our stars.
08:38The hilarious Whitney Cummings is in the building.
08:41Hi!
08:42Hi!
08:43I'm actually so excited that Ryan Fitzpatrick is here, you guys.
08:46I am a massive, massive fan, and I did not know that Ryan has seven kids, seven children.
08:55Mmm.
08:56So, his football game is strong, pull-out game, weak.
09:00That's right.
09:01But...
09:02Still love him very much.
09:04And as a licensed paeneatologist, I know that his pull-out game is weak.
09:08I can tell by his hands.
09:09Yeah.
09:11I don't know what I signed up for here, you know?
09:14All right, let's get back to the game.
09:16Allie won the first round, which was worth $1,000.
09:20But now, we are on to round two, where there is now $2,500 on the line.
09:26Peter, it's on you.
09:27Go ahead and pick your star.
09:29It worked out great last time.
09:31The wonderful Miss Drew Barrymore.
09:33Miss Drew Barrymore.
09:38Drew, you ready?
09:39You look nervous.
09:39I'm ready.
09:40Okay.
09:41Here we go.
09:42What letter represents the number 50 in Roman numerals?
09:46Well, I'm 50.
09:48Okay.
09:49So, I should know this.
09:51Yeah.
09:51But I don't.
09:53So, I'm guessing L.
09:56All right, Peter.
09:56I don't know my Roman numerals, either.
09:58I absolutely have to agree.
10:00Oh, God.
10:03Well, X will also mark the box, because you are correct!
10:05All right.
10:06Go ahead and give him that square.
10:09All right.
10:10Allie, it's on you.
10:11Go ahead.
10:12Pick your square.
10:14I'm going to have to go with the first ever comedian I ever saw in middle school, Gabriel
10:18Iglesias.
10:19Gabriel Iglesias.
10:23Does that make you feel old or young when people say that?
10:25You know what?
10:26A little bit.
10:29All right, Gabriel.
10:29Here we go.
10:30Let's see.
10:30Called America's scariest motel.
10:33The clown motel in Tonumpah, Nevada also sits next to what unsettling location?
10:39I think the creepiest thing you could put next to that would probably be a cemetery.
10:45All right, Allie.
10:46Cemeteries are not that cute.
10:48Uh, so I'm going to agree with Gabriel.
10:52I hope I'm right.
10:54Oh.
10:55Oh.
10:56Get the square!
10:59Way to go.
11:00All right.
11:01Peter, it's on you.
11:03Go ahead.
11:04Pick your star.
11:05I think I'm going to have to go with Mr. Ryan Fitzpatrick.
11:08Oh, Ryan Fitzpatrick.
11:12All right, Ryan.
11:13Here's your question.
11:14What NFL team has had the most Super Bowl appearances?
11:20Oh.
11:20I see what you did there, Nate.
11:22I've never been to the Super Bowl.
11:23Thanks.
11:26There's a guy named Tom Brady that won a bunch of Super Bowls and went quite a bit.
11:31New England Patriots, I think, is the answer.
11:34All right, Peter.
11:35That sounds like a great answer, and I'm going to have to agree.
11:41You know what?
11:42He is right and so are you.
11:44That is correct.
11:45X gets the square.
11:47All right, Allie.
11:48It's back to you.
11:49Go ahead.
11:49Pick your star.
11:51Uh, person with a smile so beautiful I can't stop looking at it.
11:55And for the block, Joe Coy.
11:57Joe for the block.
11:58Oh, Joe!
12:00Hey, Joe, it seems like every time you're on,
12:03the players are falling in love with you.
12:09It's the fake teeth.
12:13All right, here we go, Joe.
12:14Who was the first U.S. President to appear on television?
12:17Oh, man.
12:19This is a tough one.
12:20I'm going to say Franklin D. Roosevelt.
12:23Allie, you need this square for the block.
12:26Do you agree or disagree?
12:27I'm educated, but I don't know my presidents like that.
12:30Um, I'm going to agree with Joe Coy.
12:35The first U.S. President to appear on television was Franklin D. Roosevelt.
12:40You are correct.
12:41Let's go.
12:42Go ahead and give her the block.
12:43Circle gets the square.
12:44Let's go.
12:45All right.
12:46Peter, it's on you.
12:47Go ahead.
12:48Pick your star.
12:49I think I'm going to have to go for the lovely Whitney Cummings.
12:51Whitney Cummings.
12:52Oh, thank you.
12:55All right, Whitney.
12:56Here we go.
12:57What is the term trad wife short for?
13:00I believe this is, like, so easy it's hard.
13:03And I think it's just traditional wife.
13:06Okay.
13:07Ryan's got one.
13:11Even Ryan hasn't got one.
13:15Which, by the way, I don't want to piss her off.
13:17I bet she can fight.
13:17I know she can fight.
13:19She got seven kids.
13:20She better know how to fight.
13:22All right, Peter.
13:24Traditional wife was exactly what I was thinking when I heard that as well.
13:27So I would have to agree.
13:29And you would be...
13:31Right.
13:31X gets the square.
13:33We got a good one brewing.
13:35But it's time for a quick break.
13:37More Hollywood Squares coming right up.
13:48Welcome back to Hollywood Squares.
13:50Ali has banked $1,000 in the first round.
13:53But if Peter can take round two, that means he will bank $2,500 and take the lead.
13:59All right, Peter.
14:00All right, let's jump back into the game.
14:02Ali, it's on you.
14:03Go ahead.
14:03Pick your square.
14:05I'm going to go with Lil Rel for the block.
14:07Lil Rel for the block.
14:08Woo!
14:09Rel!
14:11Okay.
14:11You still feeling the pressure?
14:13Nah, I done got a little cocky because I did good the first time.
14:16Okay, all right.
14:17I like that.
14:17This might not be good because I'm way too confident right now.
14:20Okay, here we go.
14:21If you've got a hooker in the scrum and you're standing next to the touch judge, you're on the sidelines
14:27of what sport?
14:27I really didn't know pimpin' was like a sports sport.
14:32Okay.
14:33I'm going to go with a sport I don't know a lot about.
14:35Okay.
14:35I feel like the word scrum has something to do with it.
14:38Let's go with rugby.
14:39All right.
14:40Ali, for the block.
14:41Do you agree or disagree?
14:43I don't know anything about sports.
14:45Uh, I'm going to agree with Lil Rel.
14:50And you would be correct.
14:52Circle gets the square.
14:54I'm killing it.
14:55Ali with the block.
14:56That's huge.
14:57Back on Peter.
14:58Oh, my God.
14:59I'm going to have to go with the incredibly talented Ariana DuBose.
15:03Ariana DuBose.
15:04Yes!
15:05All right, babe.
15:07Okay.
15:08All right.
15:08Here we go.
15:09Abby Jimenez.
15:10Abby Jimenez.
15:11A best-selling romance novelist surprised her readers
15:14when she revealed that she typed all of her first drafts on what?
15:19Her Tinder profile.
15:22I think she wrote it on her phone.
15:24All right, Peter.
15:25I agree with that answer.
15:28So Abby surprised her readers when she revealed
15:31that she typed all of her first drafts on her phone.
15:35So you are correct.
15:37X gets the square.
15:39All right, Ali.
15:40It's on you.
15:41Pick your square.
15:42I am going to go with the hilarious Fortune Fimster.
15:46Fortune Fimster up top!
15:48Whoa!
15:50Now, I am surprised that you didn't go for the block,
15:52but this is a game of strategy and to each its own.
15:54I'm very alluring.
15:55I get it.
15:56That is true.
15:57Yeah.
15:58Here we go.
15:58Here's your question.
16:00Aglet or Tittle?
16:01What is the name of the dot used in the lowercase letters I and J?
16:08I'm going to go with Aglet.
16:09I don't know.
16:11All right, Ali.
16:11Huh.
16:12Yeah.
16:13Aglet.
16:13It's one of the two, girl.
16:15Yeah.
16:16You're right.
16:18I agree with Fortune.
16:20Come on, Ali.
16:20So the name of that dot is a little tittle.
16:25Oh!
16:26So you are incorrect.
16:27But here's the thing.
16:29Dang.
16:29We cannot give that fifth square to Peter because you cannot win the round on a steal.
16:34So, Peter, go ahead and pick your star.
16:37I'm going to go for the win, and I'm going to go with Tiffany Haddish.
16:40Tiffany Haddish.
16:40Come on.
16:42All right.
16:43Here we go.
16:44Ending years of debate, what comedian admitted to Anderson Cooper in 2024 that,
16:48with a shoe on, he's five foot five inches tall?
16:52Dang, Anderson.
16:53That's how we hitting on guys now?
16:55How tall are you?
16:58I know exactly who this is.
16:59I've worked with this person before.
17:01Okay.
17:02Kevin Hart.
17:03All right.
17:04Oh.
17:05Peter, this is for the square, for the round, for the lead.
17:10Do you agree or disagree?
17:12This is nerve-wracking.
17:13Five-five sounds about right.
17:15I am going to certainly agree.
17:19Well, we should probably give Peter the round because he is correct.
17:24Next gets the square.
17:27Congratulations, Peter.
17:28You're adding $2,500 to your bank.
17:32Oh.
17:33Yeah.
17:34So that sound right there, that means that time is up.
17:38But good news for you, you are going to the bonus round.
17:42Good job.
17:43Allie, you are still going home with your earlier winnings of $1,000.
17:48Thank you, Allie.
17:49And when we come back, Peter is going to play for $25,000.
17:55Woo!
18:04Welcome back to Hollywood Square.
18:05Peter has racked up a cool $2,500.
18:08Yay!
18:08Yay!
18:09But now it is time to play the bonus round, where you will have a chance at winning an
18:14additional $25,000.
18:16Yeah.
18:17Give it up for that.
18:19Wow.
18:19So, Peter, any idea what you would do with all that money?
18:23As a map guy, I have always dreamed of going on the most epic road trip along Route 66.
18:28Nice.
18:29Wow.
18:29Check out all the sights, all the little roadside attractions, the neon motel lights.
18:33We're all rooting for that, right?
18:35Yeah, we are.
18:36All right, listen.
18:37Here is how the bonus round works.
18:39You are going to have 60 seconds.
18:40I will read a statement about each star.
18:42All you have to do is agree or disagree.
18:45For everyone that you get correct, you will earn that square.
18:48Now, every star up there has an envelope, but only one of them is holding a card that is worth
18:53$25,000.
18:55Nice.
18:58So, let's put 60 seconds on the clock.
19:03Here we go.
19:05Ariana DeBose's character in Hamilton was named The Bullet.
19:09Agree.
19:10Correct.
19:11Joe Coy once bought 100 koi fish as a joke.
19:14Agree.
19:15Incorrect.
19:16Fortune Feimster realized she was gay while watching a Lifetime movie.
19:20Agree.
19:21Correct.
19:22Whitney Cummings has seen every episode of Dr. Pimple Popper.
19:26Disagree.
19:27Correct.
19:28Drew Barrymore and Corey Feldman went on a date when they were kids.
19:31Agree.
19:31Correct.
19:31Lil Rel Howery founded a co-ed kickball league for Chicago youths.
19:36Agree.
19:36Incorrect.
19:37Gabriel Iglesias owns over 30 Volkswagen buses.
19:40Agree.
19:41Correct.
19:42Ryan Fitzpatrick once did a naked lap around Harvard Yard.
19:46Agree.
19:47Correct.
19:48Tiffany Haddish once peed on a stranger who was stung by a jellyfish.
19:52Agree.
19:53Incorrect.
19:55But you got six out of nine.
19:57I'm nasty, but I ain't no hero.
19:59You feeling good about your chances?
20:01I feel great.
20:02You sure feel great.
20:03Yes.
20:04Stars.
20:05Show us the money.
20:08Ariana.
20:11Ryan.
20:14Drew.
20:16Oh, my God.
20:19Come on.
20:21Drew Barrymore has the $25,000.
20:25Adding to your earlier winnings, you now have a grand total of $27,500.
20:31Hey, yo, Peter.
20:32Thank you for being here, man.
20:34Congratulations.
20:35And thank you to our stars.
20:36Of course, thank you to our center square, Drew Barrymore.
20:39I am your host, Nate Burleson.
20:41Please, please join us next time on Hollywood Square.
20:45Yeah.
20:45You look, baby.
20:47Thank you very, very much.
20:49Hell, yeah.
20:50So much.
20:50Awesome, baby.
20:52That's awesome.
21:16Okay.
21:16Okay?
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