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00:10DARRELL'S BODY
00:18Nup, we've got more chance of finding a shit with wings than we've done Daryl's body tonight.
00:23Some croc's probably tucked him away like a drag queen's dick by now.
00:27Well, I'd say he's been eaten already.
00:31What?
00:33What?
00:34Were you ever gonna tell me that your dad lives in Barrow Creek?
00:37Here we go.
00:38Well, you specifically said that you have no family here, Eddie.
00:41Yeah, because I thought he was in jail.
00:42Well, feel free to tell me about your hometown while we are investigating a case in your hometown
00:48so I don't make a complete git of myself.
00:51Well, you're doing a pretty good job of that yourself by now.
00:52Oh, the glasses are for motion sickness.
00:55Mate, who cares who kept what from who, okay?
00:58We're trying to solve a high-profile murder here.
01:00Yeah, that's exactly what I'm saying.
01:01So tomorrow morning, we hit the ground running, get his autopsy report and we fingerprint his cage.
01:06What? Who's cage?
01:07Triple Pet, my crocodile.
01:09Eddie, we are investigating a homicide.
01:11This is a fucking homicide.
01:12Hom means human.
01:13Right, now I'd like to say a few words about Triple Pet and my crocodile brother.
01:18Please don't.
01:19Triple Pet.
01:19Please no.
01:20You loved eating.
01:23Specifically pets, three of them to be exact.
01:25And I know we had our challenges.
01:27I accidentally shot off three of your scutes with a slug gun and you tried to eat me a lot.
01:31But you were my best mate.
01:32And I solemnly vowed to find your killer and avenge your death and so does Collins.
01:35No, I don't.
01:36And now, for your favourite song.
01:38Oh, that's so beautiful.
01:39Cracklin' Rose, you're a starboard woman.
01:42But you make me sing like a guitar homin'.
01:46So hang on to me, girl.
01:48This song keeps playing on.
01:52Play now, play now, play now, play now, play now, my baby.
01:52Please stop moving your bottom.
01:54It is jiggling the boat, Eddie.
02:05Yeah, that was a silly brawl last night.
02:08Hey, and Don's death is no excuse for you to kick off it in there.
02:13Let's get this right on the show, shall we?
02:15Wait, wait, wait.
02:16What's with this?
02:17Get up.
02:18You look like a beachy mortician.
02:19You need to get involved with this, mate.
02:21100% petroleum, moisture wicking, hammerhead, shark on the back.
02:25Okay, yep.
02:26Wowee, yep.
02:27Not as good as Bushy Shirt, eh?
02:30Hey, have you seen that one?
02:32Bull crock on the front, helicopter on the back.
02:35Double the action, you know?
02:36I don't.
02:37So, any word on Don's autopsy?
02:39No, apparently.
02:41Forensics are busy.
02:42But we'll head to Darwin once the autopsy's confirmed.
02:44Okay.
02:44When do we meet our team?
02:45There is no team.
02:46All personnel have been diverted to task force for the backpacker case.
02:51My loves!
02:52Hi.
02:52I bought us new drink bottles.
02:54I've taped the What Colour Is Your Piss Dehydration Guide on the site.
02:56Good on you.
02:58Eddie, I'm so glad you're here reconnecting with your dad.
03:00No, I'm not.
03:01Such a beautiful experience.
03:02No, it's not.
03:03Thank you for letting us be part of it.
03:05No.
03:06Yeah, leave that away.
03:07Fucking old screwed up to you now.
03:09Hold that.
03:09I'm going to talk to him about tripping.
03:10Okay, my love, I'm going to a camping store to buy us a family piss bucket.
03:14Oi!
03:15Why are you still here?
03:16Well, I thought we could reconnect.
03:18Have a nice cup of Macona.
03:19I'm investigating the Don Darrell homicide.
03:21Why don't you fucking talk to me about Don Darrell.
03:24He's fucking dead to me.
03:25I tell you what, if you had one dram of fucking loyalty and you'd be fucking dead to you too.
03:30He is dead to me.
03:32He's fucking dead to everybody because he's fucking dead.
03:34What did you do with Triple Pet?
03:36You've got tits for airs, I told you last night.
03:38Somebody stole it.
03:39Oh, really?
03:39Okay.
03:40Yeah?
03:40And that's how he wound up dead in the river with Don Darrell's arm in his mouth?
03:44What are you on about, girl?
03:45That's not Triple Pet.
03:46Look at the bums on top of its head.
03:48That croc's got all his scoots.
03:49Triple Pet's got half his missing.
03:51And we both know how that happened.
03:52Shit shot.
03:53So where's Triple Pet then?
03:54I don't bloody know.
03:56Come on, not this asshole again.
03:58Get fucked up, man.
04:00Hey, you.
04:00I'm a confessor.
04:02Bang, Bang.
04:03Hello.
04:05I'm Dulci.
04:07I didn't get a chance to meet properly when you were shooting at us.
04:10Yeah, I know about you, Abel in the Barrier, eh?
04:13Shetland pony and a Lesbian giraffe.
04:16It's like a fucking Disney film come to life!
04:19Good luck for the case at Wiener.
04:21You're off to a fucking flyer so far.
04:30this building used to be the old school idiot remember that wouldn't you yep oh yeah so anyway
04:36here's the keys to your vehicle all right that's on loan from the boys at the dirks river station
04:40so i'd give it a wipe down if i was you the kitchen just over here bathrooms out the back
04:47the toilet is non-load bearing so just hover over the top of it like you're riding an invisible
04:52motorbike that's it just make yourselves at home i'm retiring next week so i'm doing the handover
04:58with my replacement so far it's been like hand rearing a baby duck senior sergeant heffernan oh
05:04speak of the devil our detectives this is the incoming barra creek sergeant luke ferguson hey
05:10i know you used to work at hq well she put his dick in your yoga that time remember that
05:15i do
05:16i do remember that yeah you're still making that homebrew stuff tastes like a banana pissed itself
05:21it was tropical sour oh yeah it was potent couldn't stop pissing brown for a week
05:26what's the deal with the manboot manboot i had a procedure done on my plantar fasciitis uh the
05:30don daryl autopsy reports taking an awfully long time to print sorry the autopsy's been done already
05:36yes and it's taking a very long time to print okay we'll just bring it into the detectives when
05:40it's done luke i can't do that senior sergeant you are supposed to be taking me through the emergency
05:44sops all the way through to lunch time i'm only rostered on till 3 p.m it'll be overtime after
05:49that yeah okay okay yep jeez if the weather doesn't do me in that boy will just hold tight
05:56right you've got to open the tray and then you've just got to back out forensics officers and autopsy
06:02without informing the detectives in charge it's territory forensics mate pretty much just three
06:07blokes and a commodore 64. you've just got to be firm with me. you've been your sergeant. oh great. coming
06:12loop. download too slow weapon used in the post-mortem disarticulation of d daryl is a weapon with a
06:22cutting edge attached to a handle or hilt so it's a knife that's a knife that's right so his head
06:29and arm
06:30were removed after death what else does it say i should see the knife bit what that's not no it's
06:36not
06:36it is no what about the time of death or the cause of death is there a tox report cause
06:42of death
06:43unknown yeah and they need the torso it's got all the vital organs the heart the lungs the bum and
06:46the boobs sure but this isn't a forensics report this is a book blurb forget about it we'll figure
06:51this out some other way forensics is a crutch for you anyway come on let's just go to the daryls
06:55shake their shorts see what turds fall out come on you can drive oh can i oh eddie in interviews
07:01we
07:01refer to don's death as a fishing accident no mention we're treating it as a murder i know
07:06i'll be confidential as fuck mate i always am hi pat was gonna give me a quote about don daryl
07:12and
07:12then forgot about me i heard everything you said you're a fucking journo yes i'm leo and lee i write
07:20the nt times daily crock watch column right well obviously i'm a fan but if you print anything we
07:24just said i'll do you for perverting the course of justice okay that's not the charge for that just
07:28keep your holes shut okay but i'm a trained journalist so you should let me investigate with you
07:32i'm dangerously bored in my job i've written the same weekly crock attack article for months now
07:36and not one person's your help with the crime scene photos was appreciated but i am running a
07:40professional investigation here so thank you and no thank you and goodbye please
07:46uh there's a recycling yes yes yeah okay thank you
07:49wait ready that bike that's not yours one are you yes it's mickey hi auntie don't call her auntie
07:56but she's not black yes she is did you pretend to be black to take my 10 year old's bike
08:01no
08:02and i didn't take the bike yeah she paid me 120 to hire it for three days cash yes so
08:07you can
08:07pay to get uncle i was both yeah because i put dog biscuits in the field tank right well what
08:12return
08:12it in good condition and pump up the tires come on let's go wait wait wait miffy you're a ranger
08:18yeah some of crocodile brother triple pets gone missing have you seen him in the area listen blue
08:23healers if you want my ancestral knowledge and my professional expertise for your police investigation
08:27then you can contact my boss keith keith can contact me and i can tell keith to right off
08:31here you go your sonny's all right come on you look i'm married said you can collect some cans
08:37at the pub while i'm at work today love the school holidays come on man that range is a bit
08:44of a
08:44punish freaky eyes too many fucking colors if you ask me looks like a poisonous frog
08:50but we don't need the bike eddie we have the car we have an adult car now so i've still
08:54got five
08:55hours left on the rental let's just go no worries
09:11right so when we get there i'll take a leave with the barrels really you think that's wise and
09:15we're all but kneecapped you last night at least i'm a local mate you stick rich one look at you
09:20and then they'll know you play the oboe and you're terrified of ass play it was the clarinet
09:27actually oh it's the superintendent believe it we're almost there superintendent uh detective i'm
09:34just out to relax huh thought i'd give you a call see how you got on this morning well we've
09:37just
09:37arrived at the daryls now sir so hopefully we can question all of the family members get them to piece
09:41together a picture of don's final hours okay and uh how's detective redcliffe getting on
09:49uh really really great actually but she'd like a therapy puppet which really puppet okay to each
09:56their own i'll let hr know they'll be wrapped i'm doing too many things here oh actually sir we could
10:02use your assistance with forensics don darrell's autopsy report was all of eight words they didn't give us a
10:08cause of death now we appreciate that they need more body parts but we expected a bit more
10:13information yeah well that sounds about right detective um look i'll make some calls see if
10:17i can't unblock a few of those evidence pipelines for you thank you sir and we'll do some old-fashioned
10:22pavement pounding till then all right i'll leave you to it okay bye for now hey um no jokes when
10:31we go in
10:31there they don't work for you it's like a g-string on a knotter yeah so um straight out the
10:40bat we offer
10:42our condoles and um i just want to say how sorry we both are don was uh a legend a
10:51river king a sultan of
10:56swing shove it up your clack that'd be rolling in his grave to know you were here yeah he's not
11:01in a
11:01grave he's his own my c-section's he'll shit it i will go you okay it's a statement of fact
11:06okay
11:06fine he's mainly in the river fine you go um uh uh miss uh miss darrell mrs darrell we just
11:14want to
11:14ask a few questions about don's last movements how would we know his last movements we didn't follow
11:19him to the shitter no sorry i meant what what he was doing before he died well say that then
11:24scrabble you think you're better than me no i never i don't and i'm a missus not a miz i'm
11:28married
11:28to grant that's my husband that's oh oh that's congratulations um so when was the last time
11:36you saw don why what's it to you how fucking dare you i i am just trying to do my
11:40job
11:43last time we saw dad was sunday night the whole family had tea at the pub you happy so you
11:52didn't
11:52see him on monday then if we'd seen him then we would have fucking said tiger can you get the
11:56phone
11:56so the last time you saw don was sunday night okay oh no no no she can't oh sorry we
12:01are conducting a
12:02police interview you can't she's my best friend tegan was my mate of honor okay it's a funeral
12:08okay well you tell him tees that we're not paying for a full-size coffin we only got the head
12:13in the
12:14arm so we'll just do a dog one it suits eight zamba stop going on about bloody money well someone's
12:18got
12:18her mum dj won't willy he just bought a duck boat tell them tees hey they're joj you've got my
12:24bracelet boys don't play with bracelets that's gay okay so so the meal at the pub on sunday was
12:30everyone in in good spirits what's it to you yes the people who aren't in good spirits do three rounds
12:35of crock sucking cowboys it was a lovely night how dare you who are they from troy
12:46dear colleen amber dj and trey troy that's you troy sorry for your lost deepest symphonies
12:56jason wade oh that dick rat the bloody nerve troy you take those birds of paradise out the back and
13:05you burn them in the incinerator so what happened after dinner dad got eaten by a
13:10fucking crocodile girl knows that amber sorry actually i meant what time did you all leave the pub
13:18it's none of your business but dad stayed at the pub and then we all left about 10.
13:23we dropped dj and troy back here and their mum come back to ours because all our kids had both
13:27ends gastro we're just swapping out buckets till 5am yeah something ripped through on it's probably
13:32that woman's nuggets and where did don go after the pub probably headed home okay and did he make
13:38it home did troy or your other son bj see him dj don junior how dare you dj sorry my
13:45bad yeah you're
13:45not listening to a word we're saying no one saw him after the pub we already said that right we're
13:50done
13:50here i've lost my dad dj jay's lost his pop mum's lost the love of her life what about a
13:55gutful yeah
13:56we still need to talk to dj okay dj's not here he's taking it hard he was don's favorite well
14:02tell him we want a word okay come on cons let's go oh um uh actually i do just have
14:08one more question
14:09no you don't yes i do by the time that uh don's remains were found on tuesday you hadn't
14:14seen him for two days where did you think he was fishing right and what makes you think
14:20that he was fishing because on sunday night he told us he was going fishing and you weren't worried
14:25about him no we're not like you city people we can go weeks without talking to each other
14:30it's called being a family right well that feels like it's hit a natural conclusion
14:35uh great we will be in yes joy fire fuck bloody hell get up amazing car there's a fire
14:52okay question the locals about sunday night you just sit in the corner and try not to dog it up
14:56again
14:57struggle oh come on you three cut the shit i know you know what fucking went on on sunday night
15:05your asses have been planted here since 1983. what about you rabbit did you see don darrell on sunday
15:10night bert did you see don huh roch what about you i didn't see anything pertaining to don darrell edwina
15:18i'll tell you what i did see recently though lights in the sky over the dia extraterrestrial activity is
15:24increasing exponentially no cooker shits roger okay answer my questions or i'll sign you up for a
15:29government id hey i wonder though boys don't start that don't start that don't start that
15:35fuck my hole okay your government says the drr is decommissioned military man they're doing
15:41something out there and they're doing it with my taxes you don't pay taxes roch and this is why
15:45that's my man fuck the colony babe this is beautiful because my muse is beautiful
15:53those aliens are probably behind all this they've probably got triple pet too no hi boys hot one
15:58today shut up yeah the daryls were here on sunday night for don 70th the kids ate five dozen nuggets
16:07don 70th well why didn't they mention that ah don't take it personally darcy the daryls probably just
16:13didn't tell you about don's party because it's none of your business here we are oh mary yeah
16:21i thought you cleaned up in here i remember you were cleaning i was digging oh don didn't even
16:27finish his steak cake i'll get the karcher and pressure hose the lot of it out the roller door
16:32i just leave the mess for now thank you please okay but we gotta clean it soon pat's having a
16:36retirement doing here next week
16:50mary did the daryls have a fight
16:541982 tindall base 42.7 degrees but this is hot
16:58not okay okay let's get back to don daryl or i will kill you all we were at the daryls
17:05yesterday
17:06we fed king okay that's it line up you're all gonna die see line up i'm gonna shoot you up
17:10hi
17:11ah ron chuck to chuck jesus sliding on wheels no i've been here this whole time again if you want
17:17to know what happened that evening the drone was filming around the pub on sunday night i know
17:21because i stay in a caravan outback that barely has a roof if you got your hands on the drone
17:25it
17:25might have filmed on leaving who has a drone i'm not sure or maybe satan the croc in this cage
17:30isn't king
17:31what this is not king this croc is missing it's skirts
17:41it has rats
17:57fallin where are ya in here i know we're having a triple pen
18:05troy did the penis on the billboard
18:13Hey! Hey!
18:14Hey!
18:15Get back to go!
18:16To trust Bo!
18:17Go! Go! Go!
18:20Move it!
18:21Go! Go!
18:24Hey!
18:25I know what you two have been up to!
18:27You get down, you crock-napping fuckers!
18:29Do not make me chase you!
18:31That crock in King's cage, that's triple pet, isn't it?
18:33So that means it was King in the river with your dad's arm in a joint!
18:36Split up!
18:37Get up!
18:38Don't follow me!
18:39Troy!
18:40Do not jump in there!
18:41Give him the gravel none, mate!
18:44I told you that it hurt!
18:47We need to question you formally!
18:50Get out of here!
18:52Get out of here!
18:53Come on, Sprat!
18:54You think you can take me Sprat?
18:55Come on!
18:55Want to take me out, come on?
18:56Troy!
18:57Oh my God, dismount the tiny bike!
19:02Fuck!
19:03Get off!
19:04Troy!
19:05Fucking no!
19:08I didn't do nothing!
19:10I didn't do nothing!
19:14I didn't do nothing!
19:22I found this at the pub today!
19:29Troy, did you graffiti the same penis and testes onto your father's face?
19:34What?
19:34On the billboard?
19:35No!
19:35That was those Landa Crocs wankers!
19:37Yeah, it was me!
19:39What?
19:40What the?
19:40He's a dick and ball dead cypress!
19:41Hey!
19:42DJ!
19:42DJ!
19:43No!
19:44Hey!
19:47I was angry at him!
19:49Troy!
19:49Troy!
19:49Mate!
19:50Come on!
19:50Look at me!
19:52Dads can be tough, yeah?
19:53We know that!
19:54You know!
19:55Weight of expectation!
19:57It's a lot!
19:58You know?
19:58Collins!
19:59Her dad!
20:00He was shit!
20:01He was an actor!
20:02He was in Brigadoom!
20:03No, he was a Brigadier in the Defence Force!
20:06The point is, she understands why you didn't want your dad dead!
20:10No!
20:10Yeah!
20:11Yeah!
20:11No!
20:11You had a fight with your dad at the pub because of your gay dick ass!
20:15No!
20:15The fight was because Dad fed Grant Crab and then his throat closed over!
20:19Yeah!
20:19Dad says allergies for poofs!
20:21Yeah!
20:21Okay!
20:21Whatever!
20:22Then after that you killed your dad, you fed his arm to King your prehistoric garbage disposal!
20:26That's not what happened!
20:27Yeah!
20:27And then King died because he choked on that arm, so you tucked him in the river!
20:31No!
20:31King was already in the river!
20:33No!
20:34What?
20:34Sorry!
20:35King was already in the river!
20:37Yeah!
20:37King got out Saturday night!
20:38The gate was open!
20:39That's why we nicked Triple Pet!
20:40We thought Freak was still in jail!
20:42DJ, isn't it our fault that Dad's dead?
20:44Yeah, Troy!
20:45King got out!
20:47And then King ate Dad when Dad fell in the river!
20:49Man, it's a fucking circle of life!
20:51Shit!
20:51King murdered Dad because we left the gate open!
20:55These two fuckspanners don't know how they'll die!
20:58Agreed!
20:59Fuck you!
21:00Troy!
21:01Troy!
21:02Shut up!
21:03Hey!
21:04Where did you two go after the pub on Sunday night?
21:06Home!
21:07He went home!
21:08Home!
21:08He was on his thing!
21:09Twitch!
21:11Troy was on his Twitch and I went out with Rabbit setting off some fireworks!
21:14Look!
21:14I've got the videos on my socials to prove it!
21:16Look!
21:16Fifteen blowjobs all in a row!
21:18Oh no thank you!
21:19No fellatio!
21:21No!
21:21What?
21:22Yeah!
21:23Like this!
21:23Okay right!
21:24Wait hang on what?
21:25They're our confiscated fireworks Troy!
21:26Grab em!
21:27No no!
21:27Concentrate please!
21:28So did you see your Dad at all?
21:30He was due back at your place after the pub yes?
21:32No!
21:33No Dad went to his place!
21:35Is it his place?
21:36Not following no?
21:37He was going to his place!
21:38Yes!
21:39But isn't his place your place?
21:40No!
21:41It's our place!
21:42Well where the fuck is his place then?
21:43Dad's Donger!
21:44Bad winter Dad's Donger!
21:48You're on Top Man Hot Hits with Beefy and the Skid!
21:51Where the Mango Madness is setting in Skiddy!
21:53That's right Beefy!
21:54And big news!
21:55Toby the Cadaver Dog has joined the missing backpacker search!
21:58Just in time for Jason Wade's Big Barabash Nanza!
22:01Which kicks off tomorrow in Jerk's River!
22:03Maybe Toby will have time to dip a rod in Skid!
22:05Maybe!
22:06Maybe!
22:21No!
22:23Come on!
22:23No!
22:24Why the fuck not?
22:25The Superintendent Confirmed Forensics is en route and the Donger is...
22:28Donger!
22:29It's a portable building, soft G!
22:31Roll the N and the G!
22:32Donger!
22:32However you pronounce it, it is a suspected crime scene,
22:36so we wait for them!
22:37No!
22:37We make our own destiny, I'm going in!
22:39No!
22:39Like fun you are!
22:40Ugh!
22:41We don't have gloves, we don't have booties,
22:43and it's all potential evidence in there!
22:45No!
22:45Okay, well I'm gonna get Leo to bring us booties!
22:48Leo?
22:48Yeah!
22:49The journo!
22:50Tell me about the drone!
22:51Why would Leo bring us booties?
22:52Well they were in the shower block when I was doing my bedtime blog block,
22:54so I asked them to help us with this!
22:55No!
22:56No!
22:56No!
22:56They won't!
22:57A journalist is not joining this investigation!
23:00God Eddie!
23:00You should have checked with me first!
23:02No!
23:02Fire them!
23:03Pay them out if you have to!
23:06Just dibs on the story so they can turn it into a podcast!
23:09What?
23:10Collins!
23:10We need more hands, okay?
23:12Between the two of us we've got four hands,
23:13but none of them know how to turn on a computer,
23:15Leo can handle that for us,
23:16but they've got this vibe where they barely exist,
23:19like people don't even notice when they're being interviewed by them!
23:22I think it's the wind!
23:25Hey, hey Eddie!
23:25Don't open that!
23:26I said we were waiting!
23:28Oh!
23:28I forgot!
23:31Ah!
23:33Considering that Daryl's place looked like the BFG's junk drawer!
23:37Don kept a remarkably clean dongler!
23:40Donger!
23:40It's Donger!
23:41That's what I said!
23:44Wait!
23:46Is it just me or is this place on a lean?
23:50No, you're right, it is on a lean!
23:52I'm gonna dip a toe in!
23:53No!
23:54Don't!
23:54Just a toe!
23:55Just a fucking 20 toe!
23:56Oh fucking finally cunts!
23:59Eddie!
23:59Where have you cheese biscuits been?
24:00Language!
24:01You've got a hard arm for your swabs!
24:02This might be ants!
24:03This is a workplace!
24:04I've got a semi!
24:05I've got a semi for your swabs!
24:06Hello!
24:06Thank you!
24:07We didn't go in!
24:11Hi mans!
24:14G'day you guys!
24:20I'm struggling with these!
24:21Just use a hook grip there!
24:23Hi Lim!
24:24Hi Kath!
24:24Hi Mary!
24:25Hi Kath!
24:26You look busy!
24:27Yep!
24:28Always got something to do!
24:29I don't think it'll all dissolve in this!
24:33Oh hello!
24:34Where did you come from?
24:35Good boy!
24:37I've got a new fishing shirt!
24:39And a loose tooth as well!
24:41Loose tooth!
24:42Wow!
24:43Is this your dog?
24:44Us isn't Cherry's dog miss!
24:45Nah it's Mav's dog eh!
24:47Found him on the highway eh!
24:48Oh you're cool car miss!
24:49Mav loves cars!
24:50He stole one once!
24:51But I'm Cherry!
24:51Oh I stole Simon Crean's car once!
24:53It was a uni grass roots gorilla thing to protest speed deregulation!
24:58It didn't work!
25:00Can I get a hurricane drink for my collar?
25:02Oh yeah!
25:04Sure we can!
25:05Aunty!
25:06She's taking us to Land of Crocs to see Uncle Al!
25:08Oh!
25:09Good on you Kath!
25:10I was running out of cans for them to collect!
25:12Cool!
25:12I'm in the front!
25:13Come on boss!
25:14Thanks miss!
25:14Oh sick!
25:15He's got touch screen!
25:16This will be fun!
25:20Where are we going again?
25:22Kate put me up for this uni placement because Darwin Forensics hasn't hired anyone new since
25:27the Azaria Chamberlain case.
25:29That's Lauren and Oliver, the other interns.
25:31They're either siblings or they're dating.
25:33I can't actually tell which.
25:35Anyway I'm paired with Toby the cadaver dog because according to the office manager Diane
25:39we're in the same pay bracket.
25:40Yeah well I'd get him away from the water big eyes.
25:42He's in the lunch position there.
25:44The lunch position ma'am?
25:46Oh shivers!
25:49Toby!
25:50Come on!
25:51Toby!
25:51Here boy!
25:52Toby!
25:53Come on!
25:55Toby!
25:56Good boy!
25:56Toby!
25:58Isn't he so cute?
26:00Yeah.
26:01Yeah we're all supposed to be on the backpacker case but our boss the prof sent us here for
26:05the day.
26:05But I don't mind because I'm back with my work mums!
26:08So Abby I always wanted-
26:10Oh no sorry I wasn't-
26:11Why are you going to do that?
26:12What's happening?
26:13No that's good.
26:13Oh you didn't want to-
26:14Okay um cool.
26:16Okay um how is this investigation going?
26:19Did you hear that?
26:21That's not a spacecraft.
26:22I assure you I did not think it was-
26:26Oh Eddie!
26:27Eddie leave it!
26:28No!
26:29No stuff!
26:30Oi!
26:30I want to talk about Sunday night at the pub!
26:33Sue is this a potential crime scene ma'am?
26:35That's what we're trying to figure out.
26:37Don was headed here on Sunday night so we're just looking for anything to indicate what might
26:42have happened.
26:43Did Don make it out here?
26:44You know was he alone?
26:45Oh wait ma'am you've just stepped in some Toby poo.
26:47No.
26:48I'll go get you a bag.
26:49Yep.
26:50Great.
26:51Hey!
26:51Hey!
26:51Get back here you animal fuck!
26:53I just want to talk!
26:54Hang on.
26:54I've got it.
26:55Here ma'am.
26:55You can lean on me.
26:56I think right.
26:57Right.
26:58Ooh!
27:00Is anyone missing a bracelet?
27:02With straight pride symbols on it?
27:05And an iced coffee?
27:17Is that your bracelet?
27:20No.
27:20All right.
27:21Well we did find it this morning at your dad's Dongra.
27:24Is what?
27:25At the...
27:25Dongra's.
27:26Your dad's Dongra.
27:27Okay.
27:28For that sake.
27:28For that sake.
27:29Were you out there last night?
27:31No.
27:32I wasn't.
27:32I've got five kids under five and Greg's never changed a nappy so that could be anyone.
27:36Sure.
27:36But we did see you with it yesterday when you told Don Junior Junior he couldn't play with
27:41it.
27:44Well...
27:44So what did I was at the Dongra last night?
27:46What's it to you?
27:46What's it to us?
27:47What it...
27:48What it...
27:48What it to us is...
27:49Is that we think your dad was murdered out there.
27:51Eddie!
27:51No!
27:52Just...
27:53Um...
27:54What?
27:55Yeah...
27:56Yeah.
27:57What?
27:57You fully said dad was in by a croc.
27:59No, we fully didn't.
28:01It was you that said that.
28:02Amber, we know about your dad's 70th.
28:05How he force fed your husband, grand mud crabs and that resulted in a fight where those
28:10crabs were weaponised.
28:12Why didn't you tell us about the crab fight, Amber?
28:14Why did you say it was a lovely night?
28:16Clearly it was.
28:17This is none of your fucking business that dad is a cunt!
28:21But that was a cunt!
28:25Amber, if you don't tell us why you were out of the Dongra, then we're just gonna have
28:28to guess.
28:29And we think you went out there to cover up a bit of a dad murder.
28:35Tell them the truth, Lambs.
28:36Yeah, listen to your mate, Amber.
28:38Fuck off.
28:40Alright, fine.
28:42I was out there because I was looking for the money.
28:44I didn't find it because someone else has been out there.
28:46I can tell because the Dong has been wished off its blocks.
28:48And aside from that, I couldn't have killed him because I was at the hospital all Sunday
28:51night with Grant because his throat closed over, didn't it?
28:53Shut up, shut up.
28:54What, wait, what money?
28:55The money he wants back.
28:56The money who wants back?
28:58Him!
28:59Who?
28:59Fucking him!
29:00Jason Wade!
29:01That land at Crocs fuck paid Dad 300 grand and now he wants it back!
29:06Can I go?
29:07I've got meat in the car!
29:10So Jason Wade grew up in Adelaide and attended an elite boys college that was burned down by
29:14its own old boys when it went co-ed.
29:16He has no prize, just a caution for driving 170 kilometres in a 160 school zone.
29:22Are you okay?
29:22No, I'm not.
29:23I'm police, Leo, and all of this is official police business.
29:28Uh-huh.
29:28I know.
29:29So if you publish anything about this case before a suspect is convicted of this crime,
29:34then not only will justice not be served for the victim, but the law will come down
29:39on you with the force of a hypernova.
29:42Do you understand?
29:44I do.
29:44Good.
29:45But also if you don't solve this case, I'm just going to bin the whole thing
29:47because nobody wants to hear about losers.
29:49Where was I?
29:50Anybody want a chip?
29:52Yeah.
29:53Tastes like B.I.
29:54Good B.I.
29:56Jason is the star and creator of Jason Wade's Adventures Down Under and the Marine spin-off
30:00Jason Wade's Adventures Down Under goes more down under.
30:03Eight years ago, he opened Jason Wade's Land of Crocs and Other Animals Wildlife Park
30:07near Dierks River.
30:11Oh, no, I'm done.
30:12Oh, okay.
30:13All right, great.
30:14Well, we'll head to Land of Crocs now.
30:17Three hundred and fifty dollars.
30:19We got this car yesterday.
30:20Is this normal?
30:21Yes.
30:22Detectives.
30:23Hold up.
30:25G'day Moonboot.
30:26You don't answer your phone.
30:27Yeah?
30:27Because it might be a bill.
30:28Well, it wasn't a bill.
30:29It was me.
30:29I was calling because a local man by the name of Mr Rabbit reported a body part in the river.
30:37It's in the water off Dickie's Knob.
30:39Okay, great.
30:40Well, I know a ranger that would love to take you on a boat to collect bad loops.
30:43No, no, no.
30:43See, my shift ends in ten minutes.
30:51Oh, no, don't look at me.
30:52I didn't bring my goggles.
30:53Of course.
30:54I'm off to Land of Crocs.
30:59All right.
31:00Get out, you nungle-busted mince!
31:04Get out!
31:05Did you know Child Protection Services now has an app?
31:08Just key in your 26-digit client PM for access.
31:11You're speaking to Ellen.
31:12Oh, oh, oh!
31:12Hello, Ellen, Ellen.
31:14Hi, hello, hello.
31:15Oh, hi, Ellen, Ellen, is it?
31:16Yes.
31:16Yes, Ellen, hi.
31:17I'm Mikaela Morris and I've recently become the kinship carer for my nephew, Maverick.
31:21One moment, please.
31:21No, don't put me on hold.
31:23Ellen?
31:23Connecting you with kinship services now.
31:25Ellen?
31:26Fuck, at least fucking lube me up before you fuck me like this, Ellen!
31:30Ah!
31:32Ah!
31:36You all right?
31:37It's another big day at Land of Crocs and other animals
31:40with our feeding of crocs kicking off soon in the croc arena.
31:44At 3pm, we have the batfish feeding, and don't forget to book in...
31:48I need to speak with Jason Wade.
31:50The office isn't answering.
31:51Yeah, sorry.
31:52It's my turn on school holidays.
31:53One adult, that's $75, please.
31:55Ah, and police.
31:56Unless you're a family of four, $75, please.
32:01Right, right.
32:02Yep.
32:04No, I don't need that.
32:05I'm just...
32:06I'm just gonna try and find...
32:07Yeah, I just need to know where...
32:09Okay, great.
32:09Don't forget your ticket.
32:10Here you go.
32:10Have a nice day.
32:11Next.
32:12Uh, could you direct me towards back of house?
32:16Thank you so much.
32:16Stand on the black X there, please.
32:17Oh, I just need to be directed towards back of house.
32:19See if that's okay.
32:20Big fella is to your left, so look up at him, super scared.
32:24Who's that bitch?
32:25Oh.
32:26At 3pm, Kate and Kate are going into the tube of doom.
32:29And then at 4pm, folks, we have the city grunter feeding with me, Roisin.
32:34Okay?
32:35But starting now in the practice here...
32:37Just go for a piece.
32:38Right, okay.
32:38It's croc feeding time with Bigfella!
32:41Thanks, Roisin.
32:42Great to see you, folks.
32:44Welcome, welcome.
32:45Good day, everyone.
32:47My name is Al, and I'm the land of crocs and other animals indigenous ambassador.
32:52Can we just take your seat please now?
32:54Now, this has been my people's country since time immemorial.
33:08Today, I welcome everyone in the crocosphere to my country.
33:14Huh?
33:15Sit down!
33:16Sit down!
33:17Sit down!
33:18I am!
33:19Oh, my God!
33:20For a thousand years, caring for country, respecting country, and all its creatures.
33:25Why does Uncle have that yidaki?
33:26He doesn't even know how to play.
33:28Like Dungalaba.
33:32Dungalaba is language for my totem.
33:35The saltwater crocodile.
33:37And now, a special surprise for you all.
33:40The top end's favourite son, Jason Wayne!
33:48Thanks, Al.
33:49Everybody give it up for him.
33:50I'll tell you what, folks.
33:51No one knows these rivers and these crocs better than our Maydow.
33:55We'd all learn so much more.
34:00G'day, g'day.
34:01G'day, g'day.
34:02G'day, g'day.
34:04G'day, g'day.
34:06G'day, g'day.
34:07I might host a couple of TV shows.
34:10For fans in the house.
34:11Love it.
34:12But seriously, we all know who the real star of today is.
34:16Ladies and g'day, give it up for Bigfella!
34:20Let's get him out here and give him a feed!
34:31yay!
34:31Yeah, so Moonboot said that Rabbit said that the body part was up around this way,
34:35so we've just gotta go up that, um,
34:37tri-tra-tremit-cher-
34:39tree, ah, by Dickie's Knop, so I reckon we just head downstream, Miffy.
34:44It's Mickey!
34:45Do you seriously not remember me?
34:47Mickey Morris, we went school together?
34:49Oh, come on!
34:50It was you, me, my cousins, a bunch of white dogs talking racist shit about us
34:55even though they only shared one fucking face between them like it was a bong.
34:57Come on!
34:58You'd co-hanging me at home, Ed.
35:00Yeah, because I'd invite you out for darts at the Creepy Face Tree
35:03and you'd dog me every time.
35:05Yeah, cool.
35:06So what's been happening? You still school?
35:08I'm 44.
35:10No shit, me too.
35:11Hey, I reckon we need to go to where the crocodile in the sunnies is.
35:15You do realise that's an activity map for kids?
35:19Hard left, I reckon, Miffy.
35:25Is that yours, Sonar, or works?
35:27Works.
35:29That's a bull shark.
35:30I know.
35:31Bull shark give birth to a live young.
35:33You give birth to your live young.
35:37Is that how it happened?
35:40What's that one? Is that a sawfish?
35:42Sawfish cut their prey in half with their nose.
35:45It's not a sawfish, all right?
35:46I know what a sawfish is, and that's not a sawfish.
35:49Worse than my kids.
35:51Is it a torso?
35:54Oh, bugger.
35:55It's just a foot.
35:56That's only help, unless it dawned on a tinea.
35:58Where's its big toe?
36:02What's that sound?
36:03The hovercats!
36:05Yes!
36:11Shit shot my ass.
36:16I'm investigating Don Daryl's death.
36:19Okay, and you've spoken to Amber Daryl.
36:20I have, and your name came up.
36:23You think there's something going on with me and Amber?
36:24Ah, no, that is not what I thought.
36:26Tulsi, come on.
36:27Detective is fine.
36:29How do I put this politely?
36:31My wife, Alethea, is a former runner-up Miss Australia.
36:35She's one fashion on the field, she's beautiful.
36:37Yeah.
36:38Have a look at her cover of Maxim.
36:39Pre-kids, of course.
36:40Ah, it's really not necessary for me to see your wife's photos.
36:43But you get it, though, right?
36:44Oh, if I have an affair, it won't be with someone like Amber Daryl.
36:47She doesn't even register as a woman to me.
36:49Well, that is not why your name came up.
36:52She told us about the $300,000.
36:55Oh, that.
36:57Oh, you'll be worried there for a second, Tulsi.
36:59Detective.
37:01Why did you give Don Daryl $300,000?
37:04It's the boy King.
37:06The biggest croc in the territory.
37:08I've been trying to buy him for years.
37:09I knew the Daryls were struggling, so I made Don an offer he couldn't refuse.
37:14I paid him the cash Friday.
37:16Got to need that back, obviously, now that he's dead.
37:18Don?
37:18No, King.
37:19I can wait till after the funeral.
37:21I don't need the cash, obviously.
37:23Make more than that each week off hurricane drinks.
37:25Yeah, if that makes sense, they are $35 a pop.
37:28Can't believe you.
37:29You thought I was having an affair with Amber Daryl.
37:32Not what I thought, so...
37:34Anyway, Mrs and I have an event to get to.
37:37We're Pearl Ambassadors, so let me walk you out.
37:40I'll see if I can remember where the staff exit is.
37:42I'm not on the ground much anymore.
37:43Just flat chat, filming my show, editing season 12 right now.
37:47And then we're going to do a series where I'll drive a fast car over a Salt Lake.
37:50Just back and forth.
37:52Me and big Russ.
37:52Russ will grow.
38:08Hey, Leo.
38:10I shot down the hovercats.
38:11So, I need you to see if there's any footage on the drone of Don leaving the pub.
38:15So, yeah, action you to action that.
38:17Come on.
38:18Quick dicks, Leah.
38:22That's a foot.
38:22Don't worry about that.
38:23Eddie!
38:24I met the most amazing dog today.
38:27Awesome.
38:28Yeah, great.
38:29Look.
38:31His name's Boss.
38:32I'm a bit too busy to talk about dogs right now, okay?
38:35Hey, um, Leo, can we hurry this up?
38:36I need to get this foot to forensics before it gets soupy.
38:39There is footage saved on this drone.
38:41Is there anything from Sunday night?
38:43Mm-hmm.
38:47Okay, I'm going outside, Lozzy.
38:49Okay.
38:49Oh, bloody hell, that was a monumental waste of time.
38:52There is absolutely nothing here to suggest this is a crime scene.
38:55Yeah, because someone's hosed the site down, Oliver.
38:57I mean, look, there's water runoff,
38:59even though it hasn't rained here since last April.
39:01Of course it's rained here since then, Allie.
39:02That's ridiculous.
39:03No, it's the tropics.
39:04Grab Toby, yeah?
39:05We're leaving.
39:06Lozzy, let's get out of here.
39:07Okay.
39:07Toby, where are you?
39:11Toby?
39:12Toby?
39:17Freak, freak, freak.
39:18The lunch position.
39:21Toby?
39:24Toby?
39:26Toby, is that you?
39:31Oliver!
39:32Toby found a toe!
39:33It is the clam scene!
39:36No, Toby!
39:37That's evidence!
39:39Toby, no!
39:42Yeah, this is good, Leo, but there's no-one around.
39:45The joint's dead.
39:46Looks like a model railway.
39:47Just go around the corner.
39:48I can't turn the camera around.
39:49I'm not controlling it.
39:50No, I've seen people do it.
39:51No, you've seen Google Street View.
39:54Oh, that's just me.
39:55It's 76 photos of boss.
39:57Cool.
39:57No!
39:58No, don't go away.
39:59I haven't seen Don leave the pub.
40:01Where are you going now?
40:02Where are you going now?
40:03I know where that is.
40:06That's near Don's Donger.
40:08That's his bloody duty.
40:12G'day, g'day.
40:14Who do we have here, then?
40:16So I'm doing K2, then Denali, then Everest, with our geo, and then I'm back here for a
40:21six-parter, where we barbecue fish on the beach.
40:24Sounds fun.
40:24Jason, I also will need your whereabouts for last Sunday night.
40:28My PA's not my direct, so just give them a call.
40:30Who are they?
40:30This is the exit.
40:31Do you need a selfie with me to show the girls back home?
40:33No, I think girls are fine.
40:35Great, great.
40:35Awesome, awesome.
40:36Really great to meet you, Dalton.
40:38I'm really special.
40:39Okay, take care.
40:39And your PA's contacts.
40:40I'll just get the numbers up there.
40:45That was...
40:46Yeah.
40:57Eddie.
40:58Collins.
40:59There was someone else out of Don's dong, and they got picked up on the drone on Sunday
41:02night.
41:03They're dragging Don's body up the jetty.
41:05What?
41:05Can you tell who it is?
41:07It's Chomp.
41:08Sorry.
41:08It's who?
41:09Oh, God.
41:10Chomp from Land of Crocs.
41:12He's our killer.
41:13Collins?
41:14Collins, you still there?
41:23Hey!
41:23What?
41:26What's the hell?
41:28What?
41:31What are you doing?
41:34What's the hell?
41:37What are we doing?
41:38What's the hell?
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