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00:15I know I know I'm going to get out of this.
00:23I can't wait for you, but...
00:25What?
00:27I'm waiting for you.
00:29Hello?
00:30Oh, yeah.
00:31Sorry.
00:32Sorry.
00:59Femalicious.
01:02Are you running for the Dom?
01:04Look, I know you must hate me, but I just need you to understand...
01:07Femfems.
01:09Femalimous.
01:10Hate you.
01:11You're not mad?
01:12No, of course not.
01:14Look at you.
01:14You're playing with the big boys now.
01:16St. Gilbert's most coveted position.
01:17It's David versus Goliath.
01:19Potter versus Voldemort.
01:21Frodo versus Sauron.
01:23You do realise that the small guys won in each of those scenarios?
01:27I am looking forward to going head-to-head at the Hustings.
01:30But I warn you.
01:33I play dirty.
01:35Dirty how?
01:36You'll see.
01:53You're not mad.
01:53Dirty how?
02:09Fuck.
02:10Fuck!
02:17Felix!
02:18Yo, what are you doing here?
02:19This ARP isn't going to complete itself.
02:21Look, I already apologised to you about the whole dinner thing with the parents,
02:24but just don't be wasting my time.
02:26Exams start soon.
02:27Spit in my drink, call me tutu slurs, I don't care.
02:29But just don't play with my work, I'm serious.
02:31I'm being serious, okay?
02:32I need this grade as much as you do.
02:34It's not what you said the last time you spoke.
02:36Do you want my help or not?
02:37I just want the connect from the British Library.
02:38Well, I can do you one better.
02:43First-hand sources and documents courtesy of my godfather.
02:50Shit, this must have taken you forever.
02:52Yeah.
02:52I don't even think we've got time to complete this.
02:54With this source material, plus if we're both pitching in...
02:59Alright.
03:00No fucking about.
03:01You've got to get this done by today.
03:02Preferably by six.
03:04Great.
03:04I'm going to go shower.
03:05Cool.
03:09Be to the library?
03:10Yeah.
03:10Cool.
03:35You thirsty.
03:37What if the Dominus Calumny was more than just a popularity contest?
03:40What if the Dominus Calumny is basically just a popularity contest?
03:44So you'd be pretty cray cray to not vote for Mimi.
03:46Chunk of cheddar for a vote for cheddar.
03:48Thank you very much.
03:49Get it out, my boys.
03:51Ouch-a!
03:54Tylenol.acas
03:55-ta. likely.
03:55Your social
03:55media dot looks good good and it's kinda hard yet. Hello,
04:00cover that double-cut down. Wait,
04:02wait for that little button. You'll
04:05be Jamaican Ноlemn-a! You won't
04:11slow down Go away and
04:14embrace this weight. You'll beerschön
04:21a little texed.
04:22Oh God, yeah, you look like that. What's I thinking? I can't win this. The Dom's a popularity contest. I
04:29hope you think my brother's top of the food chain. He's bribing people for the vote. What? Fun-sized dairy
04:34snacks? No, I think you've got every chance of winning. Hi, ladies.
04:40Oh, the Dom is the only vaguely political thing I can put on my application to your dad.
04:49Okay, well, I... What is it? What's wrong? My family's going to find out that I've lied. I've already told
04:57them I've got an internship. I'm sure they'll understand. You don't know my family. Popularity is fickle, Femi. I know,
05:03but it means everything in this place. If you have the gift of the gab, you have the masses.
05:12Femi? Femi? Where are you going?
05:17Oh, Jesus.
05:18Oh, Mark!
05:19Hey, hey, hey.
05:21Musqueo natural. I like it.
05:23You have not a chance to shout. It's taken me countless hours, but I finished my final piece.
05:27Oh my God, no way? Wait, so the peaches are like...
05:29Dead. Gone.
05:30Oh, thank God. I'm so happy for you. Is this it?
05:32Hey, hey, hey. It's all about the anticipation, the drama, the reveal.
05:37Like, I've never been so consumed by a project. Like, this piece is a representation of me or, like, who
05:42I am.
05:42I mean, that isn't arrogant of me, right?
05:45An artist without an ego is like a bird without wings.
05:49Who said that?
05:49Me. I did.
05:51Yeah, I just know.
05:52But I'm just, I'm so proud of you. Seriously.
05:54Well, don't get too excited. I was told I need to get permission from Kyle if I want to switch
05:57out.
05:57Okay, well, make sure you do. The suite is saying that the top reps from all the art schools are
06:01coming to our final exhibition.
06:03Don't fall in into place.
06:04Oh my God, we should do, like, a joint art show over the summer.
06:10Imagine two queer black artists bearing their soul for unapologetic art shows.
06:25Tobey, we need to talk.
06:27Uh, not now, Miss Kate. Urgent revision.
06:30It's important.
06:32Yo, Abbey, it's me again.
06:35Listen, there's really low availability on these economy flights and I can't afford these business class flights.
06:40So, call me back.
06:42Tobey, what? You're looking fine. Fine, boy. What? No pimple.
06:46Like your dimple, simple as anyone told you you're looking fine today.
06:49A few people.
06:50Okay, listen.
06:51Move, man. I'm booking flights.
06:52You're going somewhere nice?
06:53Tell me, what do you want?
06:54So, uh, it turns out being the Dominus Calami means I have to get people to like me.
07:00I was thinking, like, oh, who's the most likable person?
07:02Okay, let me stop you right there.
07:04No.
07:04Just a few hours of your time.
07:06Brother, I ain't got no few hours.
07:07I've got revision to do.
07:09I work in the graveyard shift tonight with his Japanese job and...
07:13Oh, Abbey's hiding from me and that.
07:16Move up my way.
07:18Air miles.
07:22What do you mean, air miles?
07:23Well, if you're going to be travelling all over Europe, it's going to be pretty expensive.
07:26Okay, so get to the point.
07:28All right.
07:28What are you talking about, air miles?
07:29London to Lagos, a family of four, twice a year.
07:33My dad has thousands.
07:33So what are you offering?
07:34If I'm the don, I'm pretty sure my proud dad will slip me a few, which means I can slip
07:41a few to you.
07:46Two hours, I'll help you.
08:04Absolutely not.
08:05But, mistress...
08:06This is not the sort of art I want associated with St. Gilbert's.
08:09Okay, maybe it needs a little bit of explaining.
08:12Top art schools are coming to this exhibition and it's a big deal for students.
08:15It is not all about you.
08:18Yes, mistress.
08:38What are those?
08:39C-supplements.
08:40They're caffeine tablets.
08:42And no, there aren't enough to share.
08:44Why would I want to put that shit in my body?
08:46How many of these you had?
08:47How much have you written?
08:48Uh, 761 words.
08:50Really?
08:52Mm-hmm.
08:52Damn.
08:58You hungry?
09:00It's all good.
09:01I've got some stuff here.
09:03Awesome.
09:07Thanks.
09:13I really am sorry, you know, for being at your yard, intruding like that.
09:18You don't need to keep bringing it up.
09:20I know, but that's the reason you're doing this project, no?
09:24Because Hong Kong isn't an option.
09:29I don't know why you'd want to live with your dad anyway.
09:32He seems like a dickhead.
09:34I'm not apologising for calling him a dickhead, you know I'm right.
09:38Dad's a shit.
09:40It's a fact of life.
09:43You know, I actually thought he'd come home to see me, but it was just a part of the divorce.
09:50Left before the income home signature was even dry.
09:55So, it's either Cambridge or staying home with her.
09:58Can't you get a place?
10:00I'm sure some of that divorce money's yours.
10:02Yeah, my mum's using old school equipment.
10:04Anything to prove she's good at the job.
10:06God knows what I'll have left in my trust fund.
10:09What a tragedy.
10:10Yeah, I know.
10:13Why don't we just get back to work?
10:19After all, you're doing really well.
10:21Yeah?
10:22Yeah.
10:31Each candidate has their own thing.
10:33Mabel has cupcakes, Cheddar's got cheese.
10:36Like, obviously, they've been working on their campaign for weeks.
10:39And I'm just a little bit behind, so everything rests on my hustings speech.
10:43Which I've been working on.
10:45Yeah, I just feel like it's missing that vim.
10:48That, uh, that X-factor.
10:50That Tobyism.
10:52Right.
10:52Well, I am one of one and can't be replicated.
10:55But we'll try.
10:57Let's see what you got.
10:57So, uh, I figured everybody loves somebody that's funny.
11:02So, uh, I'm going to start with a joke.
11:07Knock, knock.
11:15Bro, that's when you're supposed to say, who's there?
11:17Okay, what else have you got?
11:18Well, after everybody laughs and it breaks the ice, I go on to say,
11:24Hello, ladies and gentlemen, my name is Femi Adebayor.
11:27I'm here for your vote to elect me as your Dominus Kalami.
11:31Bro, I'm bored.
11:31Bro, because you're not listening.
11:32I'm not listening because I'm bored.
11:35It's about a presentation.
11:36For starters, you're there mumbling into your chest.
11:38Because, bro, you're making me anxious.
11:40Okay, so what's the room for Liradi students going to make you feel?
11:45Bro, this doesn't come easy to me like it does for you.
11:49Pick up your top lip.
11:51You're the actor.
11:53Okay?
11:54You might not be confident, but you can, you know, I don't know, act like you're confident.
12:01How?
12:01Stand up.
12:05Chin up.
12:07Chest up.
12:08Deep breath.
12:10Sell it to me.
12:13Hello, ladies and gentlemen.
12:16My name is Femi Adebayor.
12:18Adebayor.
12:19And I'm here to tell you why I should be elected as your Dominus Kalami.
12:24Better.
12:24Less with the gum fingers, but good.
12:26Okay.
12:26Again.
12:27All right.
12:28Promises, promises, promises.
12:29Said you do it later, but later never came.
12:31I've abolished astonishment.
12:32Don't be surprised when you hear my name in a room that you hobbled in.
12:34I'm made of diamonds, you're made of cobblestone.
12:36I'm in alignment, you're in a trouble zone.
12:39Okay.
12:40Not either.
12:42Okay.
12:43Okay.
12:45How's yours going on?
12:46Yeah, pretty good.
12:47Okay, can I hear it?
12:48Yeah, sure.
12:50Um, okay.
12:53Colonialism inflicted deep and lasting harm on colonized nations, disrupting societies,
12:58economies, and cultures.
13:00European powers exploited indigenous resources, enriching themselves, while impoverishing local
13:05populations.
13:06Sounds familiar.
13:07Yeah.
13:07Yeah, because I got it for one of these.
13:09Which one?
13:10I don't know.
13:12You haven't cited it?
13:15I thought you only cited the quotes.
13:17Okay, but it's word for word, so it is a quote.
13:20Bloody hell, it's what I would have said anyway.
13:22Okay, so how much of this is actually yours?
13:25Um, not on this page, not on this page.
13:31This stuff is my own.
13:34This is mostly AIs.
13:35AI, bro.
13:36Yeah.
13:37You can't be using AI.
13:37They will find out.
13:39How do you not know this?
13:44Have I completely fucked it?
13:45No.
13:47No, no, no.
13:48Not at all.
13:49It just...
13:49I'm not an idiot.
13:50I know you're lying.
13:51I'm not lying.
13:52I just need some massaging.
13:53You know what?
13:53Send it over to me, um, and I'll have a play around with it.
13:58Okay.
14:21It's not around the houses, Mr. Graham.
14:22You're always holding.
14:23I don't know what you're talking about, sir.
14:25No, I don't know what you're talking about, sir.
14:27Honestly, sir, I don't know how that got there.
14:29Right, open your bag.
14:30No, not that bad.
14:32Hey!
14:34Just what the doctor ordered.
14:37Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Femi.
14:39I did buy off.
14:54Yep.
14:55Uh, what are you doing?
14:57Uh, nothing.
14:58Good.
14:58We have to go and support Femi because every vote counts.
15:01So let's go.
15:02What now?
15:02Talking about now.
15:03Yes, now.
15:09But I can't lie, though.
15:10So I need some links or something because it's been hellfucking.
15:12Yeah, no, I've just been working and I just didn't have time to shower.
15:18Yo, Liam, come here.
15:22What?
15:23Toby said we have to help Femi out.
15:24Yeah, and it's happening right now, sir.
15:26Yeah, I can't because I'm busy.
15:27Are you okay?
15:29No, because the dead weight that is Felix has somehow become even deader.
15:34So just ditch him.
15:35I can't.
15:35We're being marked and working together.
15:37Plus, I kind of feel bad for him.
15:40You're like kicking a puppy.
15:42A spoiled, entitled, problematic puppy.
15:46I don't know.
15:47I just think he needs to feel like he's not fucking useless right now.
15:50Okay, so let me just get this straight so we both can understand.
15:53So you're going to do the lion's share of the work on a project talking about the ills of colonialism
15:57so that you can help your privileged white boy buddy.
15:59Why do you have to say it like that?
16:01Listen, I've got tons of shit to do and I even said I was going to meet Benjamin.
16:05Look, I'm sure he'll understand.
16:07Sorry, but I was planning to get Dick down and just...
16:09I beg your pardon.
16:10The hustings is just an excuse to get wasted.
16:12Wish Femi the best for me.
16:15I've got shit to do.
16:15But Leah, look...
16:16No butts apart from you two's getting out of the library.
16:19That's rude.
16:20Thank you, goodbye.
16:22Okay, visual sorted.
16:23What's next?
16:24You know what?
16:25I think you're good from here.
16:27I've got everything.
16:28Really?
16:28Yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:29I thought you said there was a bunch of stuff to do.
16:31On my part.
16:31You can just leave me with it.
16:33I promise.
16:34Okay.
16:35Cool.
16:36Go ahead.
16:41Oh, I'll see you later.
17:08You're good.
17:09All right, settle down.
17:10Settle down.
17:12Settle down.
17:13Good to come.
17:31Now, I know it's tradition to get a little rowdy, but choosing the Dominus Calamie,
17:36well, it's an opportunity to take a break from the stresses of revision.
17:40However...
17:41Kids!
17:42See me afterwards, Quentin.
17:44However, becoming the Dominus Calamie is a great St. Gilbert tradition.
17:49In fact, it's an incredible honour.
17:51You not only get to do the speech at the graduation ceremony, but you get to represent
17:56the school at future events as official ambassador.
18:01Miss MacDonald.
18:13Gentlemen, boys.
18:15And thank you, Jonathan.
18:18Welcome to the Hustings for the 106th selection of the Dominus Calamie!
18:28The first to receive...
18:29Kids!
18:31I've already got some, but thanks, Quentin.
18:33The first to receive two-thirds of the vote wins.
18:36But first, a few words from our candidates!
18:45My best friend, Leah, and my girlfriend, Devonye, for checking my privilege.
18:51You took a flawed acorn and turned her into a fully-fledged ally tree.
19:01I'm really excited to bring the entire year group into the future with diversity and...
19:06Are you playing me off?
19:08Well, I did just say a few words.
19:15Not to mention, I know how to throw a lovely good party.
19:20To vote for any of my competitors, Cheese Boy, Lemmy, or the Ginger, would be a vote for
19:29Mediocracy.
19:31But I'll let you decide.
19:38Thank you, Chaplain Jones.
19:40You have my vote.
19:42Up next, we have Sammy Femi...
19:45Oh, sorry.
19:46Femi Adebayo.
19:56Hello, ladies and gentlemen.
19:58My name is Femi Adebayo, and I'm here to tell you exactly why I should be your Domino's
20:02Kalami.
20:04Some of you may see this as a position...
20:09A popularity contest, but what if you selected someone who could help you lay the foundations
20:18of some foundations of a legacy that will be remembered forever?
20:29Wow, that was uninspiring.
20:33Up next, we have...
20:36Charles...
20:36Johnny!
20:44Let's get a round of applause for our very own Sammy Femi, yeah?
20:49Yeah!
20:50Yeah!
20:51I mean, a bit of a shaky speech there.
20:55He gives the impression of someone who'd be better as a sub, rather than a Dom.
21:00Yeah, I'm joking.
21:01I-I'm joking.
21:02I mean, nice effort.
21:03I mean, that's Femi all over, isn't it, really?
21:06Resilient.
21:07Resourceful.
21:07I know that.
21:08Better than anyone.
21:10I mean, like the time he forgot to pack boxes, so he just wore dirty ones inside out for
21:15a week.
21:16Yeah.
21:17No, I know.
21:17Gross.
21:18I think it got so bad that he even asked me if he could borrow mine.
21:22Which is not unusual for Femi.
21:26Before you know it, he's walking like you, he's talking like you, and he's dressing like
21:30like you.
21:31If you don't have a personality, you just take someone else's.
21:36Isn't that right?
21:37Sammy Femi.
21:46What else?
21:47Oh, yes.
21:49Vote for me.
22:03So, I think we've got all the information we need.
22:06And now, it's time to vote!
22:29Yo, Omar, where you going?
22:31Brother, where you going?
22:32Like, Omar, where are you going?
22:33Yo, listen, I know it's embarrassing.
22:35Fuck, it's embarrassing by association, but brother, we can't just bail on Femi now.
22:38Look, it's me and Johnny.
22:39You want us to talk to me?
22:40I don't want to talk to him right now.
22:41Alright, cool.
22:41At least hand in your vote.
22:43Bro, I gotta go.
22:44Sorry.
22:44Just cast your vote, bro!
22:46Omar, cast your vote, man!
22:49You're a snake!
22:52Mr. States!
22:54Yeah, Miss.
22:55This doesn't look like a revision.
22:58It's biology, because I'm studying the cortisol levels under high pressure situations, so this
23:03is actually...
23:04Well, I was going to pop this in your vision, huh?
23:09Sorry, Miss.
23:10Sorry, excuse me.
23:12Are you sure this is...
23:13You might have handed me the wrong paper.
23:16No, that's correct.
23:18I've never got a B in my life.
23:20This was a mock exam.
23:22Imagine if it had been the real thing.
23:23I've been warning about this for weeks.
23:26I've got nothing but arrogance and cocksure answers, distracted by this and that.
23:29Sorry, that's not true.
23:30I've been focused, Miss.
23:32I've been focused.
23:32I have been focused.
23:33I just...
23:36Hobi, have you changed your mind about Cambridge?
23:38No.
23:39Why are you asking that?
23:40Because unless you pick it up, you're not going to get the grades you need to get in.
23:44I suggest you actually go and revise.
23:46Let this be a wake-up call.
24:05Oh my god.
24:06Sorry, I was trying to be cool and romantic and shit.
24:11Everything I do seems to come across as creepy.
24:14Why are you here?
24:15You said six o'clock.
24:16I cancelled.
24:20Shit.
24:21I meant to cancel.
24:26I'm sorry.
24:27Um, I promise the last thing I wanted to do was spend all night in a library but I have
24:32no choice.
24:35I don't think I've ever seen you without a book in your hand.
24:39Listen, I'm sorry that I fucked up your evening but I actually got work to put in.
24:42Good grades don't just fall from the sky, you know.
24:44Yeah, I know.
24:45I don't think you do because if you did you'd understand the amount of pressure that I'm under here.
24:49Oh, if you weren't so self-absorbed and listened.
24:54You know, I was up at 5am today just so I could get the night off to see you.
24:57I need free aid to get to Bristol Uni.
25:00But that doesn't give an excuse to be shitty.
25:02And judge everyone around me if they're not up to my standards.
25:04Are you going to leave now?
25:07Yeah, I'm going.
25:08Cool.
25:27Are you from Sevaston?
25:36Get it, get it!
25:58Alright, Claire.
25:59Thanks.
25:59Bro, what are you doing here?
26:01Don't let their floppy heads fool you, you know. They can mess you up.
26:03I was visiting Leo.
26:04Well, until she kicked me out.
26:08Why did she kick you out?
26:10I should go.
26:10Sure, but you probably want to wait until the coast is clear.
26:13You know, just in case.
26:21Do you want a drink?
26:22I brought them for Leo.
26:28Yeah, sure, why not?
26:31The votes have been verified.
26:36And I can confirm the candidate in last place is...
26:41Sorry.
26:44Miss Chaplin Jones.
26:46Oh.
26:53Are you fucking serious?
26:54Don't shoot the messenger, babe.
26:55Move.
26:58Useless, useless.
26:59And you know what, Annabelle?
27:00You were adopted.
27:01Move.
27:03Move.
27:05This is an unprecedented vote.
27:07No candidate has yet reached the required threshold to win.
27:11As a result, after a brief intermission, we will hear from our candidates one last time and then vote...
27:18again.
27:19Fuck my life.
27:21Jesus.
27:25Well done.
27:26You made it through.
27:27Good effort.
27:28Looks like your smear campaign didn't work.
27:30Oh, that was nothing.
27:31That was just the mere tip.
27:33The next round, we're going in the entire shaft and balls.
27:40You shot off the ball?
27:42Yeah.
28:07Man like Tobi.
28:08Yo, bro.
28:08What were you telling me?
28:09I thought you were almost starting to forget me.
28:11Busy, bro.
28:12Oh, no.
28:12How's it all going though?
28:14Well, I did a mock exam.
28:17I got a B.
28:18Oh, so you think that's funny?
28:20No, no, no.
28:22I'm just, I'm surprised.
28:23I don't associate you with B's, innit?
28:24It's more of...
28:26I was choosing not to go to Cambridge this year.
28:29Me, I had that choice.
28:31So I could go travelling with Abby or whatever.
28:34And now, it's looking like I haven't even got the option.
28:37Well, it's a mock.
28:38You can bounce back.
28:39Jay, even if I can scrape it back,
28:42I've already told Abby I'm paying for the flights
28:44and all of that shit.
28:45Bro, she currently goes to me right now,
28:48so I don't even know what's going on.
28:50Fuck me, man.
28:52What if I've done all this
28:53just so I can lose Cambridge and Abby?
28:55Come on, man.
28:56It's Cambridge.
28:57Big, big Cambridge, bro.
28:59If she don't understand, then...
29:00I don't know, man. She will, though.
29:02You reckon?
29:02Yeah.
29:04Look, man.
29:05It's a big leap.
29:07But you have to face it.
29:08Even me coming here.
29:09Bro, I'm still feeling out of place and out of sorts,
29:12but I'm glad I did it.
29:15Bro, if I didn't, I'd be kicking myself alive,
29:17that's for sure.
29:20Yo, people are moving, innit?
29:22So let me buy you back, yeah?
29:23Nah, he's it.
29:25In a bit.
29:34So this is it.
29:38Nah!
29:38Nah, you said you wouldn't laugh.
29:39I'm not laughing, it's shock, bro.
29:41Yeah, yeah, in a good way.
29:42You're different emotions and sides in all of us.
29:45Fighting.
29:46Harmonizing simultaneously.
29:47Thanks.
29:49I'm sure the curse is clear.
29:50You can go now.
29:51I'm in no rush, bro.
29:54You know, it would have been cheaper to buy her one big bottle.
29:57I mean, my sister works in promotion.
29:58She said she had a shitload left over.
30:00Treating Leah to leftover promotional bottles of Prosecco.
30:03Hmm.
30:04And they say romance is dead.
30:08So what's going on with you and Leah?
30:10We're just different people.
30:12Different priorities.
30:13If that makes sense.
30:14Yeah.
30:15Makes a lot of sense.
30:18There's this guy I'm seeing and he's great.
30:21Really lovely, in fact.
30:23And?
30:24He's got me jumping behind pillars.
30:26What?
30:26In a good way.
30:27I keep hiding from him.
30:29I think I like him because he's safe.
30:33I thought that's good for me because, you know, safe is my happy place.
30:35I love safe.
30:36What makes you think you're safe?
30:38I'm not exactly chaotic, am I?
30:40Your art is.
30:42I'm not fooled by the button up look.
30:44I think you're attracted to messiness.
30:48Yeah, nah, that's enough Prosecco's for you.
30:50Wait, nah.
30:51I think it's you.
30:53I don't think you should be hiding it under a blanket.
30:56Or jumping behind pillars to avoid what you really want.
31:08Thank you, man.
31:10Of course.
31:11You're wise.
31:12I watch a lot of Ride at First Sight with my grandma.
31:14Dad.
31:15You're on that?
31:15Yeah, bro.
31:16Nobody watches that.
31:18What?
31:19Everyone watches that.
31:20See you later, man.
31:31Oh, hi.
31:33Leah.
31:36Not even an apology?
31:39Apology for...
31:40For standing me up the other night.
31:42I'm sorry, Zhang.
31:43I thought it was just a whole study thing.
31:46But it was for a good reason.
31:47I promise.
31:48Well, I thought it was a good reason, but then it turns out that he is a dickhead.
31:51You met up with someone else.
31:54Zhang, am I missing something?
31:55Really, Leah?
32:04That is just blatant nepotism.
32:06Your sense of entitlement is astounding.
32:08Just because your dad was a dom doesn't make you the best person for the job.
32:12And anyway, it's about time this role went to a woman.
32:14Yes!
32:15Yes!
32:16Sorry.
32:17Sorry.
32:18Are you even from here?
32:20It's kind of phobic.
32:21Oh, that's not even a word.
32:22Yes, it is.
32:22And you're an idiot.
32:24Thank you very much.
32:24Objection.
32:25And overall, but sustained.
32:28Tramley.
32:29Like, like, it doesn't even make any sense.
32:31Like, because the dom has like, like, like, never been a woman.
32:34So that would make it fair.
32:36Oh, bless you.
32:38Pathetic.
32:39And this one.
32:40Look at him as the dom.
32:42Stiff.
32:43Wooden.
32:44Lifeless.
32:45And those were just his King Lear reviews.
32:47Is that all you've got?
32:48Insults?
32:48Shut up, mate.
32:49Haven't you got a bed to piss in?
32:50Which is a true story, by the way.
32:52Yeah.
32:53Thank you very much.
32:57Order.
32:58Order.
32:59Adebayo.
33:01Yeah.
33:02I wore the same pants for a week.
33:05Yeah, I got pissed and pissed my bed and hid my sheets.
33:12Let's see, what else do you know about me?
33:14Sometimes, I suck my thumb when I'm sleeping.
33:19I piss sitting down.
33:21Come on.
33:23You'll probably tell them that I'm a virgin.
33:32So, beyond the put-downs, you've got nothing.
33:37Just like you will have nothing to offer being the dom.
33:40Because it doesn't mean anything to you.
33:42Just like I'm guessing, it doesn't mean anything to most of you.
33:51Well, it means something to me.
33:54I want to do our year justice.
33:57I want our future years to look back at our year as the best year.
34:01full of absolute legends.
34:07So, instead of voting for Mr. I don't really give a shit.
34:12Vote for someone who does.
34:40Vote for me and I'll get all of you twats into Glastonbury!
34:43Yes!
34:46That's right!
34:47Here's all these unlimited weapons for everyone!
35:19Hi.
35:21Hi, Abby.
35:23You know what?
35:24I'm not sure if we're still together.
35:27I hope we are.
35:30I just want to talk to you.
35:31I need to talk to you.
35:33It's about the travelling.
35:34I'm not sure where your head is at, if any of it, but...
35:42What are you doing here?
35:43Is now a bad time?
35:44No.
35:48It's just, uh...
35:51You know, I've kind of left me on read for the past, like, three days.
35:57Yeah, I know. I'm sorry.
35:58Well, I was about to send you a message.
36:00Me first.
36:03Your mum said that you were getting cold for you about Cambridge
36:05and that you weren't going because of me, and so I thought I could stay away from you,
36:09and I tried, but I couldn't, I can't, so...
36:11I think that's because I love you.
36:17You don't need to say it back.
36:20Or anything.
36:31But, I mean, you could say something.
36:33Yeah. Nah. Shit.
36:36Um...
36:39I love you, too.
36:43I...
36:45I...
36:50I...
36:50I...
36:50Papa love you.
36:55I...
36:55Papa love you.
37:05But, Cambridge.
37:08I don't know about you, but...
37:09I don't know if I can do long distance.
37:11I don't know if I can do long distance.
37:17Meaningful.
37:36Are we all in agreement?
37:43The votes have been verified.
37:52And I can confirm that the candidate in third place is...
37:57Johnson.
37:59What?
38:00I don't know.
38:01Honey, it's okay.
38:01I'll be fine.
38:02Remember, my illustrious spectators, there can only be one winner.
38:08Which means the candidate in second place is...
38:17Tramley!
38:19Beaning our new Dominus Calumni is...
38:23Femi Adebayo.
38:26What?
38:29Congratulations, Femi Femi!
38:32Woo!
38:36Well, come on up, dickhead.
38:38Woo!
38:43Woo!
38:45Woo!
38:55how did you do it you were there confidence character and charisma come on nobody chose
39:03you over glaster tickets they saw through your life i wasn't lying i i have connects and everyone
39:09in that room knows that that's why something isn't adding up here i smell a rat well i know
39:14it's hard to accept but david beat the life oh you know that something isn't adding up here
39:22femfems and i will find the truth you trust me
39:33hey hey my man about hey is this not you meet me in my room 10pm life or death it
39:39is so are you
39:41going to tell us or are you just gonna yeah no i need help breaking into the exhibition hall
39:45it's where everyone's showing their final pieces why this
39:55everyone's showing their a-level pieces and what i've got in the exhibition is just not good enough
40:00it gives a i don't uh
40:02uh leo what is it it's me not so much showing who i am but rather revealing how i experience
40:11me
40:12so yeah what do you think it's giving emotion sickness we're not even moving
40:18look guys carol said i couldn't show up but fuck that i'm gonna break in and make sure this is
40:22what
40:22the art school reps will see but i can't do it alone you guys need to help so we gotta
40:25do it now
40:25i don't usually agree with carol but i agree with carol
40:32omar you took me out of my studying for this you're lying i thought you guys would come and
40:38help me out this is us helping you brother don't let anyone ever see this in your entire life span
40:43you know what do you know you sabotage your entire a-levels for a girl that you can't admit you've
40:47got feelings for he got you yeah you crash and burn every relationship you're in yo take the best
40:53and then you femi you can't get no girl because you don't change your underpants
40:56no i can't lie what are you trying to say you know what guys guys can you guys please go
41:02oh right listen our bad yeah please in fact get out
41:07bang off
41:17you can't stop
41:24you can't stop
41:44Oh
42:08Oh
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