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00:01I'm gonna have to get paid for this
00:03Kinda feel like I was made for this
00:05I think it feel like I was made for it
00:06I'm gonna have to say grace to this
00:08Think I'm about to be late for this
00:10She knows gone wait for this
00:11Take the pic but don't filter this
00:13I'm gonna have to say grace to this
00:15I'm gonna have to get high for this
00:16I'm gonna have to swing by for this
00:18She gon' have me on my rage
00:19I should only say grace to this
00:22I should only say grace to this
00:23I should only say grace to this
00:24What?
00:27Now, let's wait.
00:28I was over with you, I was over with you
00:30I was over with you, I was over with you
00:30Oh, yeah, come on that side
00:31I was over with you
00:59Femalicious
01:02Are you running for the dom?
01:04Look, I know you must hate me, but I just need you to understand
01:07Fem-fems
01:09Femalicious
01:10Hate you
01:11You're not mad?
01:12No, of course not
01:13Look at you, you're playing with the big boys now
01:15St. Gilbert's most coveted position
01:17It's David versus Goliath
01:19Potter versus Voldemort
01:21Frodo versus Sauron
01:23You do realise that the small guys won in each of those scenarios?
01:27I am looking forward to going head-to-head at the Hustings
01:30But I warn you
01:33I play dirty
01:35Dirty how?
01:36You'll see
02:09Fuck!
02:17Felix!
02:17Yo, what are you doing here?
02:19This ARB isn't going to complete itself
02:20Look, I already apologise to you about the whole dinner thing with the parents
02:24But just don't be wasting my time
02:25Exams start soon
02:26Spit in my drink, call me tutu slurs
02:28I don't care
02:29But just don't play with my work
02:31I'm serious
02:31I'm being serious, okay?
02:32I need this grade as much as you do
02:34It's not what you said the last time you spoke
02:35Do you want my help or not?
02:37I just want the connect from the British Library
02:39Well, I can do you
02:41One better
02:42First-hand sources
02:44And documents
02:45Courtesy
02:46Of
02:49My Godfather
02:50Shit, this must have taken you forever
02:51Yeah
02:52I don't even think we've got time to complete this
02:54With this source material
02:55Plus if we're both pitching in
02:59Alright
03:00No fucking about
03:01You've got to get this done by today
03:02Preferably by six
03:03Great
03:04I'm going to go shower
03:05Cool
03:08Are you to the library?
03:10Yeah
03:10Cool
03:35You thirsty
03:36What if the Dominus Calumny
03:39Was more than just a popularity contest
03:40What if the Dominus Calumny
03:42Is basically just a popularity contest
03:43So you'd be pretty cray cray
03:45To not vote for Mimi
03:46Chunk of cheddar
03:47For a vote for cheddar
03:48Thank you very much
03:49Get out my voice
03:51Ouch-a
03:52Femi for don
03:54Say she
03:55Femi for don
03:55For cheddar
03:57Get cheddar started
04:01Cheddar for life
04:22Oh god yeah
04:24You look like Beth
04:25What was I thinking?
04:26Can't win this?
04:27The Dom's a popularity contest
04:29I hope you think my brother's top of the food chain
04:30But he's bribing people for the vote
04:32What?
04:33Fun-sized dairy snacks
04:34No I think you've got every chance of winning
04:36Hi ladies
04:40Oh the Dom
04:41Is the only vaguely political thing I can
04:45Put on my application to your dad
04:49Okay well
04:52What is it?
04:54What's wrong?
04:55My family's gonna find out that I've lied
04:56I've already told them I've got the internship
04:58I'm sure they'll understand
04:59You don't know my family
05:01Popularity is fickle Femi
05:02I know
05:02But it means everything in this place
05:04If you have the gift of the gab
05:06You have the masses
05:10Femi?
05:12Femi?
05:14Where are you going?
05:17Oh Jesus
05:18Omar!
05:19Hey hey hey
05:21Musky au natural
05:22I like it
05:23You have not had a chance to shout
05:24It's taken me countless hours
05:25But I've finished my final piece
05:26Oh my god no way
05:28Wait so the peaches are like
05:29Dead
05:29Gone
05:30Oh thank god
05:31I'm so happy for you
05:32Is this it?
05:32Hey hey hey
05:33It's all about the anticipation
05:35The drama
05:36The reveal
05:37Like I've never been so consumed by a project
05:39Like this piece is
05:40A representation of me
05:41Or like who I am
05:42And that
05:43That isn't arrogant of me
05:45Right?
05:45An artist without an ego
05:46Is like
05:47A bird without wings
05:48Who said that?
05:49Me
05:50I did
05:51Snap
05:51Yeah I just know
05:52But I'm just
05:52I'm so proud of you
05:53Seriously
05:54Well don't get too excited
05:55I was told I need to get permission from Kyle
05:56If I want to switch out
05:57Okay well make sure you do
05:58The suite is saying
05:59That the top reps
06:00From all the art schools
06:01Are coming to our final exhibition
06:03Don't fall in into place
06:04Oh my god
06:05We should do like
06:05A joint art show
06:06Over the summer
06:09Imagine
06:10Two queer
06:11Black artists
06:12Baring their soul
06:13For unapologetic
06:15Art
06:15Show
06:16Imagine
06:25Tobey
06:25We need to talk
06:27Not now Miss Kate
06:28Urgent revision
06:29It's important
06:31Yo Abby
06:33It's me again
06:34Listen
06:35There's really low availability
06:37On these economy flights
06:38And I can't afford
06:39These business class flights
06:40So call me back
06:41Dubby
06:42What you're looking fine
06:44Fine boy
06:45What
06:45No pimple
06:46Like your dimple
06:47Simple
06:48Has anyone told you
06:48You're looking fine today
06:49A few people
06:50Okay listen
06:51Move man
06:51I'm booking flights
06:52You're going somewhere nice
06:52Tell me
06:53What do you want
06:54So it turns out
06:56Being the dominus
06:57Calami means
06:58I have to get people
06:59To like me
07:00I was thinking like
07:01Who's the most
07:02Okay let me stop you
07:03Right there
07:04No
07:04Just a few hours
07:05Of your time
07:06Brother
07:06I ain't got no few hours
07:07I've got revision to do
07:09I'm working the graveyard
07:10Shifter night
07:10With this Japanese job
07:11And
07:13Abby's hiding from me
07:15Move out my way
07:18Air miles
07:22What do you mean air miles
07:23Well if you're going to be
07:24Travelling all over Europe
07:25It's going to be pretty expensive
07:26Okay so get to the point
07:27What are you talking about
07:28Air miles
07:29London to Lagos
07:30Family of four
07:31Twice a year
07:32My dad has thousands
07:33So what are you offering
07:34If I'm the don
07:36I'm pretty sure
07:37My proud dad
07:38Will slip me a few
07:39Which means
07:40I can slip a few to you
07:46Two hours
07:47I'll help you
07:49Yeah
07:50Yeah
07:50Oh my
07:51What are you doing
08:04Absolutely not
08:05But mistress
08:05This is not the sort of art
08:07I want associated with
08:08St. Gilbert's
08:09Okay maybe it needs
08:10A little bit of explaining
08:11Top art schools are coming
08:13To this exhibition
08:13And it's a big deal
08:14For students
08:15It is not all about you
08:18Yes mistress
08:38What are those?
08:39C supplements
08:40They're caffeine tablets
08:42And no
08:42There aren't enough to share
08:44Why would I want to put
08:45That shit in my body?
08:46How many of these you had?
08:47How much have you written?
08:50761 words
08:50Really?
08:52Mmhmm
08:52Damn
08:58You hungry?
09:00It's all good
09:00I've got some stuff here
09:03Awesome
09:07Thanks
09:13I really am sorry
09:15You know for
09:16Being at your yard
09:17And treating like that
09:18You don't need to keep
09:19Bringing it up
09:20I know but
09:22That's the reason you're
09:22Doing this project
09:23No?
09:24Because Hong Kong
09:25Isn't an option
09:29I don't know why
09:30You'd want to live
09:30With your dad anyway
09:32He seems like a dead guy
09:34I'm not apologising
09:35For calling him a dickhead
09:36You know I'm right
09:38Dad's a shit
09:40It's a fact of life
09:43You know I actually
09:43Thought he'd come home
09:44To see me
09:45But
09:47It was just about
09:48The divorce
09:50Left before the income
09:51Mom's signature
09:51Was even dry
09:54So
09:55It's either Cambridge
09:56Or staying home with her
09:58Can't he get a place?
10:00I'm sure some of that
10:01Divorce money's yours
10:02Yeah my mum's using
10:02Old school equipment
10:04Anything to prove
10:05She's good at the job
10:06God knows what
10:07I'll have left
10:07In my trust fund
10:09What a tragedy
10:10I know
10:13Why don't we
10:13Just get back to work?
10:19After all
10:19You're doing really well
10:21Yeah?
10:22Yeah
10:27I know you're the fire
10:31Each candidate has their own thing
10:33Mabel has cupcakes
10:34Cheddar's got cheese
10:36Like obviously
10:37They've been working on
10:38Their campaign for weeks
10:39And I'm just a little bit behind
10:41So everything
10:41Rest on my hustings speech
10:43Which
10:43I've been working on
10:44Yeah I just feel like
10:46It's missing that
10:47Vim
10:48That
10:48That X factor
10:49That
10:51Tobyism
10:52Right
10:52Well
10:52I am one of one
10:53And can't be replicated
10:54But
10:56We'll try
10:57Let's see what you got
10:57So
10:58I figured everybody loves
11:00Somebody that's funny
11:02So
11:03I'm gonna start with a joke
11:07Knock knock
11:15Bro that's when you're supposed to say
11:16Who's there
11:17Okay what else have you got
11:18Well
11:19After everybody laughs
11:20And it breaks the ice
11:22I go on to say
11:24Hello ladies and gentlemen
11:25My name is Femi Adebayor
11:27I'm here for your vote
11:28To elect me as your
11:29Dominus Kalami
11:31Bro I'm bored
11:31Bro because you're not listening
11:32I'm not listening
11:33Because I'm bored
11:35It's about a presentation
11:36For starters
11:37You're there mumbling into your chest
11:38Bro you're making me anxious
11:40Okay so what's the room for Leradi students
11:41Can I make you feel
11:45Bro this doesn't come easy to me
11:47Like it does for you
11:49Pick up your top lip
11:51You're the actor
11:53Okay
11:54You might not be confident
11:55But you can
11:57You know
11:58I don't know
11:58Act
11:59Like you're confident
12:00How
12:01Stand up
12:05Chin up
12:06Chest up
12:07Deep breath
12:10Sell it to me
12:13Hello ladies and gentlemen
12:15My name is
12:16Femi Adebayor
12:18Adebayor
12:18And I'm here to tell you
12:20Why I should be elected
12:21As your Dominus
12:23Kalami
12:24Better
12:24Less with the gunfingers
12:25But good
12:26Okay
12:26Again
12:26Alright
12:28Promises promises promises
12:29Said you do it later
12:30But later never came
12:31I've abolished astonishment
12:32Don't be surprised
12:32When you hear my name
12:33In a room that you hobbled in
12:34I'm made of diamonds
12:35You're made of cobblestone
12:36I'm in alignment
12:36You're in a trouble zone
12:39Okay
12:40Not either
12:41Okay
12:42Okay
12:43Okay
12:45How's yours going on?
12:46Yep
12:46Pretty good
12:47Okay
12:48Can I hear it?
12:49Yeah
12:49Sure
12:50Um
12:51Okay
12:52Colonialism inflicted deep
12:54And lasting harm
12:55On colonised nations
12:56Disrupting societies
12:57Economies
12:58And cultures
13:00European powers
13:01Exploited indigenous resources
13:02Enriching themselves
13:03While emboverishing
13:05Local populations
13:06Sounds familiar
13:07Yeah
13:07Because I got off one of these
13:09Which one?
13:10I don't know
13:12You haven't cited it?
13:14I thought you only cited the quote
13:16Okay
13:17But it's word for word
13:18So it is a quote
13:19Bloody hell
13:20It's what I would have said anyway
13:21Okay
13:22So how much of this
13:23Is actually yours?
13:25Um
13:27Not on this page
13:29Not on this page
13:31This stuff is my own
13:33Uh
13:34This is mostly AIs
13:35AI?
13:36Bro
13:36Yeah
13:36You can't be using AI
13:37They will find out
13:39How do you not know this?
13:44Have I completely fucked it?
13:45No
13:47No, no, no
13:48Not at all
13:49It just
13:49I'm not an idiot
13:50I know you're lying
13:50I'm not lying
13:51I just need some massaging
13:53You know what?
13:53Send it over to me
13:54Um
13:54And
13:56I'll have a play around with it
13:57Okay
14:20Wait, what?
14:21That's not around the houses, Mr. Graham
14:22You're always holding
14:23I don't know what you're talking about, sir
14:25No, I don't know what you're talking about, sir
14:27Honestly, sir
14:28I don't know how that got there
14:29Right, open your bag
14:30No, not that bad
14:34Just what the doctor ordered
14:37Ladies and gentlemen
14:38My name is
14:39Femi
14:39Everybody
14:54Yep
14:55Uh, what are you doing?
14:57Uh, nothing
14:58Good
14:58We have to go and support Femi
15:00Because every vote counts
15:01So let's go
15:01What now?
15:02Talking about now
15:03Yes, now
15:09But I can't lie
15:10I'll see some links or something
15:11Because it's been hella fucking
15:12Yeah, no
15:12I've just been working
15:13And I just didn't have time
15:14To shower
15:18Yo, Neil
15:19Come here
15:22What?
15:23Toby said we have to help Femi out
15:24Yeah, and it's happening right now
15:25Yeah, I can't
15:26Because I'm busy
15:27Are you okay?
15:28No, because the dead weight that is Felix
15:31Has somehow become even deader
15:33So just ditch him
15:34I can't
15:35We're being marked and working together
15:37Plus
15:38I can't feel bad for him
15:40You're like kicking a puppy
15:42A spoiled, entitled, problematic puppy
15:46I don't know
15:47I just think he needs to feel like
15:48He's not fucking useless
15:49Right now
15:50Okay, so let me just get this straight
15:52So we both can understand
15:53So you're going to do the lion's share of the work
15:55On a project
15:55Talking about the ills of colonialism
15:57So that you can help
15:58Your privileged white boy buddy
15:59Why do you have to say it like that?
16:01Listen, I've got tons of shit to do
16:03And I even said I was going to meet Benjamin
16:05Look, I'm sure he'll understand
16:07Just get
16:07Sorry, but I was planning to get Dick down
16:09And just
16:09I beg your pardon
16:10The hustings is just an excuse to get wasted
16:12Wish Femi the best for me
16:14I've got shit to do
16:15No butts apart from you twos
16:18Getting out of the library
16:19That's rude
16:20Thank you, goodbye
16:21Come on, let's just go
16:22Okay, visual sorted
16:23What's next?
16:24You know what?
16:25I think you're good from here
16:26I've got everything
16:27Really?
16:28Yeah, yeah, yeah
16:29I thought you said there was a bunch of stuff to do
16:31On my part
16:32You can just leave me with it
16:33I promise
16:34Okay
16:35Cool
16:36Come on
16:41Well, I'll see you later
17:08You're good
17:12You're good
17:31Now I know it's tradition to get a little rowdy
17:34We're choosing the Dominus Calamie
17:36Well, it's an opportunity to take a break from the stresses of revision
17:40However
17:41Kids
17:41See me afterwards, Quentin
17:43However
17:44Becoming the Dominus Calamie is a great St. Gilbert tradition
17:49In fact, it's an incredible honour
17:51In fact, it's an incredible honour
17:51You not only get to do the speech at the graduation ceremony
17:55But you get to represent the school at future events as official ambassador
18:00Miss MacDonald
18:02Miss MacDonald
18:13Thank you, Jonathan
18:18Welcome to the Hustings for the 106th selection of the Dominus Calamie
18:28The first to receive
18:29Kids
18:31I've already got some, but thanks, Quentin
18:33The first to receive two-thirds of the vote wins
18:36But first, a few words
18:38From our candidate
18:45My best friend, Leah
18:47And my girlfriend, Devanie
18:49For checking my privilege
18:50You took a flawed acorn
18:53And turned her into a fully-fledged ally tree
19:01I'm really excited to bring the entire year group
19:04Into the future with diversity
19:05And
19:05Are you playing me off?
19:07Well, I did just say a few words
19:15Not to mention
19:16I know how to throw a lovely good party
19:20To vote for any of my competitors
19:23Cheese boy
19:25Flemmie
19:26Or the ginger
19:27Would be a vote for mediocrity
19:30But I'll let you decide
19:33Thank you
19:37Thank you
19:39Chaplain Jones
19:40You have my vote
19:41Up next
19:43We have
19:43Semi
19:44Femi
19:45Oh, sorry
19:46Femi Adebayo
19:56Hello, ladies and gentlemen
19:57My name is Femi Adebayo
19:59And I'm here to tell you exactly why I should be your Domino's Calami
20:04Some of you may see this as a position
20:06A popularity contest
20:12But what if you selected someone who could help you lay the foundations
20:18Of some foundations of a legacy that will be remembered forever?
20:29Wow, that was uninspiring
20:33Up next we have
20:35Charles
20:35Charles
20:36Johnny
20:45Let's get a round of applause for our very own Semi Femi, yeah?
20:49Yeah
20:50Yeah
20:51I mean
20:53Bit of a shaky speech there
20:54He gives the impression of someone who'd be better as a sub
20:57Rather than a Dom
21:00Yeah, I'm joking
21:01I'm joking
21:01I mean, nice effort
21:03I mean, that's Femi all over, isn't it, really?
21:06Resilient
21:07Resourceful
21:07I know that
21:08Better than anyone
21:09Like the time
21:10He forgot to pack boxes
21:12So he just wore dirty ones inside out
21:14For a week
21:15Yeah
21:16No, I know
21:17Gross
21:18I think it got so bad
21:19That he even asked me
21:20If he could borrow mine
21:22Which is not unusual
21:24For Femi
21:25Before you know it
21:27He's walking like you
21:28He's talking like you
21:29And he's dressing like you
21:31If you don't have a personality
21:33You just take someone else's
21:36Isn't that right?
21:38Semi Femi
21:46What else?
21:48Oh yes
21:48Vote for me
22:03So, I think we've got all the information we need
22:06And now
22:07It's time
22:08To vote
22:09March
22:28No, Omo
22:29Where you going?
22:31Brother, where you going?
22:32Omo, where you going?
22:33Yo, listen
22:34I know it's embarrassing
22:35Fuck, it's embarrassing by association
22:36But brother, we can't just
22:37Bail on Femi
22:38No, it's me and Johnny
22:38You want us to talk to me
22:40I don't want to talk to him right now
22:41Alright, cool
22:41At least hand in your vote
22:43Bro, I gotta go
22:43Sorry
22:44Just cast your vote
22:45Oh my
22:46Cast your vote, man
22:49Your snake
22:51Snake in it
22:52Mr. Stakes
22:54Yeah, miss
22:55This doesn't look like a revision
22:58It's biology
22:59Because I'm studying the cortisol levels
23:01Under high pressure situation
23:03So, this is actually
23:04Yeah, it's good for that
23:05Well, I was going to pop this in your vision hall
23:06Thank you
23:09Sorry, miss
23:10Sorry, excuse me
23:10Um
23:12Are you sure this is
23:13You might have handed me the wrong paper
23:15No, that's correct
23:18I've never got a B in my life
23:20This was a mock exam
23:21Imagine if it had been the real thing
23:23I've been warning about this for weeks
23:25I've got nothing but arrogance and cocksure answers
23:28Distracted by this and that
23:29Sorry, that's not true
23:30I've been focused, miss
23:32I've been focused, I have been focused
23:33I just
23:35Hobie
23:36Have you changed your mind about Cambridge?
23:38No
23:39Why are you asking that?
23:40Because unless you pick it up
23:41You're not going to get the grades you need to get in
23:44I suggest you actually go and revise
23:47Let this be a wake-up call
24:05Oh my god
24:06Sorry, I was trying to be cool and romantic and shit
24:11Everything I do seems to come across as creepy
24:13Why are you here?
24:15You said six o'clock
24:16I cancelled
24:20Shit, I meant to cancel
24:26I'm sorry
24:28I promise the last thing I wanted to do was spend all night in a library but I have no
24:32choice
24:35I don't think I've ever seen you without a book in your hand
24:39Listen, I'm sorry that I fucked up your evening but I actually got work to put in
24:42Good grades don't just fall from the sky, you know
24:44Yeah, I know
24:45I don't think you do because if you did you'd understand the amount of pressure that I'm under here
24:49Or if you weren't so self-absorbed and listened
24:54You know I was up at 5am today just so I could get the night off to see you
24:57I need free aids to get to Bristol Union
25:00But that doesn't give an excuse to be shitty
25:02And judge everyone around me if they're not up to my standards
25:04Are you going to leave now?
25:07Yeah, I'm going
25:08Cool
25:28Are you from Severston?
25:37How we do this change
25:38Rude by everyday family do it easy
25:40Rude up on the streets
25:42Our hair fam everyday we keep it greasy
25:44Abbie's telling me she loves the way that I'm used but then it's just sleazy
25:47Me and you's not the same
25:48Rude by you can't imitate your baby
25:54Alright, clear
25:59Thanks
25:59Bro, what are you doing here?
26:01Don't let their floppy heads fool you, you know
26:02They can mess you up
26:03I was visiting Leo
26:04Well, until she kicked me out
26:08Why did she kick you out?
26:10I should go
26:10Sure, but you probably want to wait until the coast is cleared
26:13You know, just in case
26:19Um, do you want a drink?
26:22I brought in the fillier
26:27Yeah, yeah, sure, why not?
26:31The votes have been verified
26:36And I can confirm the candidate in last place is
26:40Sorry
26:44Miss Chaplin Jones
26:45Are you fucking serious?
26:54Don't shoot the messenger, babe
26:56Move
26:58Useless, useless
26:59And you know what Annabelle, you were adopted
27:04This is an unprecedented vote
27:07No candidate has yet reached the required threshold to win
27:11As a result
27:12After a brief intermission
27:14We will hear from our candidates one last time
27:16And then vote
27:17Again
27:18Fuck my life
27:21Jesus
27:22Jesus
27:23Well done
27:26You made it through
27:27Good effort
27:28Looks like your smear campaign didn't work
27:30Oh, that was nothing
27:31That was just a mere tip
27:33The next round we're going in
27:35The entire
27:37Shaft and balls
27:40Shaft and ball
27:41Yeah
28:07Man like Toby
28:08Yo, bro, what were you telling me?
28:09I thought you were almost starting to forget me
28:11Busy, bro
28:11Oh, busy
28:12How's it all going though?
28:14Well, I did a mock exam
28:17I got a B
28:18Oh, so you think that's funny?
28:21No, no, no
28:21I'm just, I'm surprised
28:23I don't associate you with B's, innit?
28:25It's more of
28:25Femmys too
28:26I was choosing not to go to Cambridge this year
28:28Me
28:29I
28:29Had that choice
28:31So I could go travelling with Abby
28:32Or whatever
28:34And now
28:34It's looking like I haven't even got the option
28:36Well, it's a mock
28:38I can bounce back
28:39Jay
28:40Even if I can scrape it back
28:42I've already told Abby I'm paying for the flights
28:44And all of that shit
28:45Bro, she currently goes to me right now
28:47So I don't even know what's going on
28:50Fuck me, man
28:51What if I've done all this
28:53Just so I can lose Cambridge and Abby?
28:55Come on, man
28:56It's Cambridge
28:57Big, big Cambridge, bro
28:58If she don't understand
28:59Then
29:00I don't know, man
29:01She will, though
29:01You reckon?
29:02Yeah
29:04Look, man
29:05It's a big leap
29:07But you have to face it
29:08Even me coming here
29:09Bro
29:10I'm still feeling out of place and out of sorts
29:12But
29:13I'm glad I did it
29:15Bro
29:16If I didn't, I'd be kicking myself for life
29:17That's for sure
29:20Yo
29:21People are moving, innit?
29:22So let me
29:22Let me buy you back, yeah?
29:24Alright
29:24Nah, he's here
29:25In a bit
29:34So this is it
29:38Nah
29:38Nah, you said you wouldn't laugh
29:39I'm not laughing
29:40It's shock, bro
29:41Shock?
29:41Yeah, yeah, in a good way
29:42Different emotions
29:43And sides in all of us
29:44Fighting
29:46Harmonizing simultaneously
29:47Thanks
29:49I'm sure the curse is clear
29:50You can go now
29:51I'm in no rush, bro
29:54You know, it would have been cheaper to buy her one big bottle
29:57I mean, my sister works in promotion
29:58She said she had her shitload left over
30:00Treating Leah to leftover promotional bottles of Prosecco
30:04And they say romance is dead
30:08So what's going on with you and Leah?
30:10We're just
30:10Different people
30:11Different priorities
30:13If that makes sense
30:14Yeah
30:15Makes a lot of sense
30:18There's this guy I'm seeing
30:19And he's great
30:21Really lovely
30:22In fact
30:22And
30:24He's got me jumping behind pillars
30:25What?
30:26In a good way
30:27I keep hiding from him
30:29I think I like him because
30:32He's safe
30:33And I thought that's good for me
30:34Because, you know, safe is my happy place
30:35I love safe
30:36What makes you think you're safe?
30:38I'm not exactly chaotic, am I?
30:40Your art is
30:42I'm not fooled by the button-up look
30:44I think you're attracted to messiness
30:48Yeah, nah, that's enough Prosecco's for you
30:50Wait
30:51I think it's you
30:53I don't think you should be hiding it under a blanket
30:56Or jumping behind pillars
30:57To avoid what you really want
31:08Thank you, man
31:09Of course
31:10You're wise
31:11I watch a lot of
31:12Right at first sight with my grandma
31:14Dad
31:15You're on that?
31:15Yeah, bro
31:16Don't get in, nobody watches that
31:18What?
31:19Everyone watches that
31:20See you later, man
31:31Oh, hi
31:33Leah
31:36Not even an apology?
31:39Apology for
31:40For standing me up the other night
31:42I'm sorry, Zhang
31:43I thought it was just a whole study thing
31:46But it was for a good reason, I promise
31:48Well, I thought it was a good reason
31:49But then it turns out that he is a dickhead
31:51You met up with someone else
31:54Zhang, am I missing something?
31:55Really, Leah?
32:04That is just blatant nepotism
32:06Your sense of entitlement is astounding
32:08Just because your dad was a dom
32:09Doesn't make you the best person for the job
32:12And anyway
32:12It's about time this role went to a woman
32:16Sorry
32:16Sorry
32:17Are you even from here?
32:20It's kind of phobic
32:21Oh, that's not even a word
32:22Yes, it is
32:22And you're an idiot
32:23Thank you very much
32:24Objection
32:25And overall
32:26But sustained
32:27Tramley
32:29Like, like
32:30It doesn't even make any sense
32:31Like, because the dom
32:32Has like
32:33Like, like
32:33Never been a woman
32:34So that would make it fair
32:36Oh
32:37Bless you
32:38Pathetic
32:38And this one
32:39Look at him
32:40Is the dom
32:41Stiff
32:43Wooden
32:44Lifeless
32:44And those were just
32:45Does King Lear reviews
32:46Is that all you've got?
32:48Insults?
32:48Shut up, mate
32:49Haven't you got a bed to piss in?
32:50Which is a true story, by the way
32:53Yeah
32:53Thank you very much
32:57Order
32:58Order
32:59Adebayo
33:01Yeah
33:02I wore the same pants for a week
33:04Yeah
33:05I got pissed
33:07And pissed my bed
33:09And hid my sheets
33:12Let's see
33:12What else do you know about me?
33:14Sometimes
33:15I suck my thumb
33:16When I'm sleeping
33:19I piss sitting down
33:23You'll probably tell them
33:24That
33:26I'm a virgin
33:32So
33:32Beyond the put-downs
33:34You've got nothing
33:37Just like you will have nothing to offer
33:39Being the dom
33:40Because it doesn't mean anything to you
33:41Just like
33:43I'm guessing
33:44It doesn't mean anything to most of you
33:51Well
33:52It means
33:53Something to me
33:54I want to do
33:55Our year justice
33:57I want our future years
33:59To look back at our years
34:00The best year
34:01Full of absolute legends
34:07So
34:08Instead of voting for
34:10Mr. I don't really give a shit
34:12Vote for someone who does
34:40Vote for me and I'll get all of you twats into Glaston Ray
34:43Vote for me and I'll get all of you twats into Glaston Ray
34:46That's right
34:471040
34:48Unlimited weapons for everyone
34:50аки
34:51HThey're down?!
35:08I
35:08had to stop Vermont
35:09What
35:09do you think here's that? No
35:15Naked
35:15what do
35:16you think there's stakes for me and you might get what he does So Dr.
35:20Hi, Abby. You know what? I'm not sure if we're still together. I hope we are. I just want to
35:30talk to you. I need to talk to you. It's about the travelling. I'm not sure where your head is
35:36at, with any of it, but...
35:42What are you doing here?
35:43Is now a bad time? No. It's just... I've kind of left me on read for the past, like, three
35:56days.
35:57Yeah, I know. I'm sorry. Well, I was about to send you a message. Me first.
36:03Your mum said that you were getting cold for you about Cambridge and that you weren't going because of me,
36:06and so I thought I could stay away from you, and I tried, but I couldn't. I can't.
36:10So, I think that's because I love you.
36:17You don't need to say it back. Or anything.
36:31But, I mean, you could say something. Yeah. Nah. Shit. Um...
36:39I love you, too.
36:43I love you, too.
36:50I...
36:50I probably love you.
36:54I love you.
36:58I love you.
37:05But, Cambridge, I don't know about you, but I don't know if I can do long distance.
37:11But, that's...
37:13You want me to.
37:36Are we all in agreement?
37:44the votes have been verified
37:51and i can confirm that the candidate in third place is johnson
38:01remember my illustrious spectators there can only be one winner
38:07which means the candidate in second place is
38:17stramley meaning our new dominus calumny is femi adebao
38:24what congratulations semi femi
38:55how did you do it you were there confidence character and charisma
39:01come on nobody chose you over glasgow tickets
39:04and they saw through your life i wasn't lying
39:07i i have connects and everyone in that room knows that that's why something isn't adding up here
39:13i smell a rat
39:14well i know it's hard to accept but david beat the life
39:20oh you know that something isn't adding up here femfems and i will find the truth you trust me
39:33hey
39:34hey my man about hey is this not you meet me in my room 10pm life or death
39:39it is
39:39so are you going to tell us or are you just gonna
39:43yeah no i need help breaking into the exhibition hall
39:45it's where everyone's showing their final pieces
39:47what
39:49this
39:55everyone's showing their a-level pieces and what i've got in the exhibition is just not good enough
40:00it gives uh i don't uh
40:03leo
40:03what is it
40:06it's me
40:07not so much showing who i am but rather revealing how i experienced me
40:12so yeah
40:14what do you think
40:14it's giving me emotion sickness
40:16we're not even moving
40:18look guys carol said i couldn't show up but fuck that
40:20i'm gonna break in and make sure this is what the art school reps will see but i can't do
40:23it alone
40:24you guys need to help so we gotta do it now
40:26i don't usually agree with carol
40:28but
40:29i agree with carol
40:32omar
40:32you took me out of my studying for this
40:35you're lying
40:36i thought you guys would come and help me out
40:38this is us helping you
40:39brother
40:39don't let anyone ever see this in your entire lifespan
40:43you know what do you know
40:44you sabotage your entire a-levels for a girl that you can't admit you've got feelings for
40:48he got you
40:49you yeah
40:49you crash and burn every relationship you're in
40:52yo take the best
40:52and then you femi
40:54you can't get no girl because you don't change your underpants
40:56no i can't lie
40:57no no what are you trying to say
40:58the road
40:58explain
40:59you know what guys
41:00guys
41:00can you guys please go
41:02oh right listen our bad
41:03yeah please in fact get out
41:06cool
41:07van goff
41:56goff
41:59van goff
42:05goff
42:08goff
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