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00:00:30Oh, fuck it.
00:00:36Teresa.
00:00:39Hey.
00:00:41How are you?
00:00:44Isn't it your wedding day?
00:00:50Yes.
00:00:57I just wanted to tell you that I'm really happy.
00:01:03And I love Drew.
00:01:08And I forgive you.
00:01:11Okay.
00:01:13I love my husband.
00:01:22I really...
00:01:36Drew.
00:01:37Drew, give us a smile.
00:01:45Drew here has never seen The Shining.
00:01:50All of you?
00:02:09I am doing DIY December where we are doing DIY December.
00:02:17I hope you find your love and she treats you well.
00:02:22Hey, Drew.
00:02:24What's it like to lose?
00:02:26How small is the place of the island going to be?
00:02:28Pretty small.
00:02:29How small we talk about?
00:02:33Honeymoon, guys.
00:02:35Honeymoon, guys.
00:02:36Got it.
00:02:36Have you seen my...
00:02:37Have you seen my...
00:02:38My husband.
00:02:42An island in Panama.
00:02:44On honeymoon.
00:02:45I love that.
00:02:46So, are you still in a daze from the wedding?
00:02:49Oh, we actually got married a year ago.
00:02:51But we did the whole mini moon thing.
00:02:53So, this is the official, official honeymoon.
00:02:57Yeah.
00:02:57And I'm still in a daze.
00:02:59Do you want a bar?
00:03:01They're keto.
00:03:02It's like a keto cookie bar.
00:03:04I have like five of them.
00:03:05Uh-huh.
00:03:06Good.
00:03:06So, how did you two meet?
00:03:08Craigslist.
00:03:10Craigslist?
00:03:11I was selling a lamp.
00:03:13My Nana gave me this lamp and I didn't have a place for it.
00:03:17And I was leaning more into this Japanese minimalism aesthetic.
00:03:21Nana was a maximalist.
00:03:22And I answered his ad.
00:03:25Everybody was like low-balling me.
00:03:27And I'm like, this is my Nana's lamp.
00:03:30So, Teresa comes in.
00:03:32She makes the lowest offer.
00:03:34And I couldn't say no.
00:03:36So, I kept her number.
00:03:37And I promised myself I would not text her for drinks for a whole week.
00:03:42And when I did, she answered right away.
00:03:45Couldn't say no.
00:03:46Oh, I love that.
00:03:51Is he okay?
00:03:53Sir?
00:03:56Oh, my God.
00:03:58Can someone...
00:03:59I got it.
00:04:00Oh, buddy.
00:04:00You're not a doctor.
00:04:02He's not a doctor.
00:04:02Right there.
00:04:05Now.
00:04:19Peanuts.
00:04:29Who brings peanuts on an airplane after they announce there's a nut allergy?
00:04:35Your keto bar.
00:04:44I mean, our keto bar.
00:04:46I mean, our keto bar.
00:04:53It's our honeymoon.
00:05:05Yeah, it doesn't even say there are peanuts in here.
00:05:09Yeah, look.
00:05:10It says right there.
00:05:10Repaired in a facility with nuts.
00:05:13For our bags.
00:05:14The bags never made it to use.
00:05:16I knew we shouldn't have checked them.
00:05:17That's all I mean.
00:05:18Hopefully, this is not your fault.
00:05:20Besides, we can go 24 hours without our stuff.
00:05:22Life at the equator is striking.
00:05:28Oh, that is a hat.
00:05:31It's good, right?
00:05:32Yeah.
00:05:36Yeah.
00:05:39Okay.
00:05:40Wow, we're buying the hat.
00:05:42Hola.
00:05:42How's your day going so far?
00:05:46You really got to chat with everyone, don't you?
00:05:50You say something?
00:05:51Nothing.
00:05:52Nothing really.
00:05:55Woo!
00:06:10She wanted an adventure.
00:06:12Yes, uh, Pinterest.
00:06:15We're out.
00:06:16And the Panama beaches are stunning.
00:06:19Supposed to be food.
00:06:21I'll reach out to the rental guy.
00:06:23So good, living room.
00:06:24Drew, there's a guitar.
00:06:26Do you see the guitar?
00:06:29Yep.
00:06:30And here is the bathroom.
00:07:15Wow, look at you.
00:07:20Actually, go back a few.
00:07:23Okay, stop.
00:07:28Yes.
00:07:38Hi.
00:07:39I'm going to go talk with.
00:07:43Because I'm an empowered woman.
00:07:49Yo.
00:07:50True.
00:07:51You said this was a private beach.
00:07:52Hello.
00:07:54Hello.
00:07:55Hi.
00:07:55Hi.
00:07:56I'm Paz.
00:07:57Oh, Paz.
00:07:59Yeah.
00:07:59Paz.
00:08:00The, uh, rental host.
00:08:02P-A-Z.
00:08:02Paz.
00:08:03Oh, oh, Paz is the name.
00:08:05Love that.
00:08:06How are you guys finding the place?
00:08:08It's great.
00:08:08Oh, it's great.
00:08:09Yeah, thanks.
00:08:09Yeah.
00:08:10Good.
00:08:11Sorry to be annoying.
00:08:12We, um, I think there was supposed to be, like, food in the house or, like, a lunch prepared
00:08:17part of the welcome package.
00:08:18The honeymoon package.
00:08:19Oh, yeah.
00:08:20I told my friends to drop off some food, but, you know, island time.
00:08:23We move at the speed of nature.
00:08:24Oh, yeah.
00:08:25Don't worry about it.
00:08:25We, uh, we actually already ate.
00:08:26Yeah, we brought some bars.
00:08:28Yeah.
00:08:28Yeah.
00:08:29Yeah, they're these healthy bars.
00:08:30They're for women.
00:08:31You know.
00:08:31Well, they're for anybody.
00:08:32I mean, they're not gendered.
00:08:35They're not Mrs. Barr, Mr. Barr.
00:08:37Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:08:38They're keto, you know, so.
00:08:40I don't.
00:08:40Oh, God.
00:08:41You need to know keto, because I think that's probably the diet here, right?
00:08:45I promised the food it was great.
00:08:47I recommend trying BB's down the beach.
00:08:49Do you guys want to?
00:08:50Oh, okay, BB's.
00:08:52Oh, we would love to.
00:08:54We were just going to settle in a bit.
00:08:56Yeah, right on.
00:08:58Well, if you need me, I'll be right down the beach.
00:09:00Nice to meet you.
00:09:01Yeah.
00:09:03Yeah.
00:09:04Yeah.
00:09:05Yeah.
00:09:07Yeah.
00:09:11And I appreciate you, Serena.
00:09:14You have a great night.
00:09:15Bye-bye.
00:09:17Who's Serena?
00:09:20It's going to be a few more days.
00:09:22The bags are still in Houston.
00:09:23Really?
00:09:24Yeah.
00:09:25That's annoying.
00:09:26Well, they're doing the best they can.
00:09:29Well, you could have yelled.
00:09:31You never yell.
00:09:33I yell.
00:09:35Oh, you do?
00:09:36Yes.
00:09:45You know what?
00:09:46I am really just tired from the flight.
00:09:49Okay.
00:09:50We don't have to.
00:09:58No.
00:10:00It's fine.
00:10:03It's fine?
00:10:04No, I just mean it's our honeymoon.
00:10:08Oh, it's our honeymoon.
00:10:09I've heard that before.
00:10:11Hey, you cannot say that.
00:10:13I just did.
00:10:14It's our honeymoon.
00:10:16It is.
00:10:17It is.
00:10:19Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for our bride and crew, Teresa and Drew.
00:10:25Teresa and I, we're so grateful.
00:10:28Thanks for all of you for coming out to celebrate us.
00:10:31And now, Drew has a little surprise for his bride, Teresa.
00:10:38That's you.
00:10:52Thanks.
00:10:54Thanks.
00:10:54Thanks.
00:11:02Hold me close to you, underneath a starry beam, you and I, in love earth dreams, don't
00:11:24die
00:11:45Dispatches from Paradise
00:11:54It's backstage from Canada.
00:11:56It's backstage from Canada.
00:11:59It's backstage from Canada.
00:12:02Good morning.
00:12:09Ah, breakfast?
00:12:10Uh, no, I don't...
00:12:12I want to get back to my wedding weight.
00:12:14I was actually thinking of trying intermittent fasting.
00:12:16Cool.
00:12:17But there's coffee.
00:12:19Oh, thank you.
00:12:22I want to be in my body and be close to nature.
00:12:26Awesome.
00:12:30Like moving at the speed of nature.
00:12:34Hey.
00:12:36Do you want to fast with me?
00:12:39Like on our honeymoon?
00:12:41I feel like it's the perfect time to, like, reset.
00:12:46It's only in the mornings.
00:12:48Um.
00:12:50It's intermittent.
00:12:51Oh.
00:12:52But I work out in the mornings.
00:12:54And I think if I skip breakfast, that might be a little tough for me.
00:12:59Fine.
00:13:01We'll eat breakfast.
00:13:06Weird.
00:13:07What?
00:13:08Jason just liked that picture of us.
00:13:10Jason.
00:13:11Jason Nichols.
00:13:13He commented, too.
00:13:14He said,
00:13:15Great picture, Teresa.
00:13:18Just Teresa.
00:13:19That guy's so nice.
00:13:20I remember him.
00:13:22Hi.
00:13:24Are you thinking something to eat?
00:13:26Yes, yes.
00:13:27I will have the breakfast traditional, por favor.
00:13:30Okay.
00:13:30Teresa?
00:13:31Oh, una mƔs piƱa calada, por favor.
00:13:35And to eat?
00:13:36Uh, I'm fasting.
00:13:39What should we say fasting?
00:13:43How's your day going so far?
00:13:44It's a beautiful day.
00:13:46It's like every day.
00:13:47You are so lucky to live here.
00:13:48It's our honeymoon.
00:13:50Congratulations.
00:13:51Yeah, well, it's a delayed honeymoon.
00:13:53Yeah.
00:13:53One year I've been married to this one.
00:13:56Isn't he handsome?
00:13:58He is very handsome.
00:14:00He's a handsome golden boy.
00:14:03Even my mom has a crush on him.
00:14:04And she doesn't even really like me that much.
00:14:09Actually, on the plane ride over here, he saved a man's life.
00:14:11Yeah.
00:14:12A man who may or may not have been having a little reaction to my keto bar.
00:14:16We don't know anything for sure.
00:14:18But yeah, we were on the plane.
00:14:19And this guy's like, my throat's closing up.
00:14:22And Drew was like, give me that EpiPen.
00:14:25And then he stabs the man.
00:14:27And the man was saved.
00:14:30The man lives because of Drew.
00:14:34And then everybody was staring at me with eyeball daggers because I'm the bitch who opened up the nut bar,
00:14:40which, again, we don't even know if there were actually peanut traces in there.
00:14:44But after the entire plane has practically applauded him and given him the Medal of Honor, he decides to say
00:14:50that it is our keto bar.
00:14:54He takes the blame.
00:14:58Are you okay?
00:15:00What?
00:15:00It's not telling a funny story.
00:15:01Everybody's laughing.
00:15:05He took the blame for our keto bar.
00:15:28What's going on?
00:15:29Nothing.
00:15:30Are you sure?
00:15:31Yeah.
00:15:34I feel like you're mad at me.
00:15:38I'm not mad.
00:15:39I'm not mad.
00:15:41Am I allowed to be a feeling that is something other than jovial?
00:15:43I mean, this is going to be a week-long vacation.
00:15:46And I'm allowed to be a feeling that's something other than happy.
00:15:48In fact, right now, I'm relaxed.
00:15:50I'm relaxing.
00:15:52Okay, good.
00:15:53Good.
00:15:55What happened on the plane does sound obnoxious.
00:15:57Yeah, it was.
00:16:02Sorry.
00:16:03Don't apologize.
00:16:04No, I, um, I shouldn't have stopped.
00:16:10Is there anything that I can do to make it right?
00:16:15No.
00:16:16No.
00:16:18You're good.
00:16:20You're sick.
00:16:31That's a good one.
00:16:32What are you laughing at?
00:16:34Your hat.
00:16:36Your ironic fisherman hat.
00:16:44Are you, um, not wearing that hat to make me laugh?
00:17:00I see what you're saying.
00:17:02I shouldn't have tried to take credit for the keto bar.
00:17:04Okay, but even that, even saying that, like, can you just try not to be so good for once?
00:17:10Does that make sense?
00:17:11I mean, we've been married a year now.
00:17:13Are we different?
00:17:14Do you feel different?
00:17:15We just got married.
00:17:16We're still the same people.
00:17:18Taxes are different.
00:17:19Like, when you were talking about Alan, like the-
00:17:21Jason.
00:17:21Yes, Jason.
00:17:22Okay?
00:17:23A lot of guys would be weirded out by that.
00:17:26I'm not going to put that on you.
00:17:29That is weird to me.
00:17:30I'm saying if we were to look back, would we be like, yes, we went all out.
00:17:35We lived full lives.
00:17:36Does that make sense?
00:17:37It does.
00:17:37And I will try.
00:17:40I want to try.
00:17:41I just hear honeymoon and suddenly I feel like this weight, like suddenly, like this needs
00:17:45to be like the best week of our lives.
00:17:47Like an adventure.
00:17:49Yes.
00:17:50Yes, like an adventure.
00:17:51Yeah?
00:17:52Yeah.
00:17:52But we're on the most adventurous vacation of our entire friend group.
00:17:57I don't know.
00:17:57I'm confused.
00:17:58It's a lot of pressure.
00:18:00No, no, no, no.
00:18:00There's no pressure, okay?
00:18:02There's no pressure.
00:18:03It's just our honeymoon.
00:18:04Oh, but there is no way.
00:18:07Oh, my God.
00:18:08Come here.
00:18:08Okay.
00:18:10I do feel seen by you.
00:18:11I do.
00:18:13I do.
00:18:14I see you.
00:18:15Like, I see you.
00:18:16And I see you seeing me.
00:18:17I do.
00:18:18I see you seeing me.
00:18:19I do.
00:18:21I really love it when you tell me these things.
00:18:25I really do.
00:18:27Okay, that can sometimes be hard for me.
00:18:32I feel really, really good.
00:18:34I do.
00:18:36Just to be able to talk, you know?
00:18:41Good morning.
00:18:42What?
00:18:44Oh.
00:18:45Hey.
00:18:46I told you guys my friends always come through.
00:18:48Are y'all getting hungry?
00:18:49Brunch is just about ready.
00:18:51Honeymoon package.
00:18:52Uh, we're fasting.
00:18:54Do you want to join us?
00:18:57Yeah, I do.
00:19:01When I got here, I was like, I need to be by the jungle.
00:19:03Always.
00:19:04But I need to be by the ocean, too.
00:19:06And I feel like can't go because I get the best of both worlds.
00:19:09You can have it all.
00:19:10If you have balance.
00:19:14That really, really resonates with me.
00:19:16Like, for me, I knew I needed something for me.
00:19:19Outside of work.
00:19:19Outside of the rise and grind culture.
00:19:21And so I was like, I'm taking back Mondays.
00:19:25But, like, what does that mean, actually, right?
00:19:27And so I was like, okay.
00:19:29Sunday scaries.
00:19:31No sleep.
00:19:33Monday fog.
00:19:35Caffeine fix.
00:19:36So I decided to make my morning coffee a practice of self-care.
00:19:40Skip the blue bottle.
00:19:41Brew at home.
00:19:42I started doing it every day.
00:19:43And I realized I do have the discipline.
00:19:46And I sort of got control over myself.
00:19:48And I think it was that sort of mental obstacle, like that hurdle of doing it every day, that sort
00:19:53of changed my life forever.
00:19:58Yeah.
00:19:58That is balance.
00:20:00Yeah.
00:20:01Yeah.
00:20:04How about you?
00:20:05How do you find balance?
00:20:07Oh, um, I, uh, I work out in the mornings.
00:20:12I'm a podcast engineer and it's, it's a lot of sitting.
00:20:16And so, uh, working out helps me focus and stay balanced.
00:20:23You're in your head right now.
00:20:30Take this.
00:20:33A rock.
00:20:34It's not just a rock.
00:20:35It's a special rock.
00:20:36So whenever you have anxiety or something's coming up for you, you can hold it or play with it or
00:20:41whatever you want.
00:20:41But I used to have the same thing.
00:20:43That's why I get it.
00:20:46Well, I, uh, I don't want to take your special rock.
00:20:49No, it's your rock now.
00:20:51Seriously.
00:20:54I'll be right back.
00:20:55I'm going to go get myself a new rock.
00:20:57Okay.
00:21:07Okay.
00:21:08Listen, remember when we were talking about trying something new for our adventure?
00:21:13Mm-hmm.
00:21:14Okay.
00:21:15Hear me out.
00:21:16Don't react until I finish.
00:21:18Okay.
00:21:20What if we seduced Paws?
00:21:24Um, ever in a host?
00:21:27Mm-hmm.
00:21:29Are you serious?
00:21:30Yeah.
00:21:31I mean, we're both clearly attracted to them.
00:21:34And, like, there's a connection.
00:21:37I mean, this is our honeymoon, right?
00:21:40And it's a safe space to do it.
00:21:43And, you know, we didn't anticipate it, which I think is really good.
00:21:48Yeah.
00:21:48Um, it's, I mean, it sounds like a lot.
00:21:52Um.
00:21:54Yeah, but, okay, don't you want to jumpstart things and, like, reset things?
00:21:58I mean, we're setting the table for the rest of our lives.
00:22:00And I, we want an adventure.
00:22:05Okay, okay, to be clear, you're saying you just want to have a threesome here and, and we're not opening
00:22:12our relationship at all.
00:22:13We're not opening.
00:22:14No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:22:15Yeah, a threesome.
00:22:17But, I mean, if you and Paws wanted to have your own experience, I'd support that.
00:22:23Like, I think that'd be beautiful.
00:22:27I, I, a threesome for us.
00:22:31Yeah, for us.
00:22:34You know, I, I don't, I don't, I don't know.
00:22:39Gotta have your rock.
00:22:40I don't think so.
00:22:43Kay, that was an awesome meal.
00:22:45Oh, yeah, for sure.
00:22:47It's really great.
00:22:48Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:22:50I got this.
00:22:51We're going to clean up.
00:22:52You've been amazing.
00:22:53We're going to write a great review.
00:22:55On the rock, too.
00:22:56Right on.
00:22:57And you rock.
00:22:57Oh, thank you.
00:22:58Yeah.
00:22:59All right, right on.
00:23:00Well, if you need me, I'm just up the beach.
00:23:02Great.
00:23:03Thanks a lot.
00:23:03Yeah.
00:23:04I think.
00:23:09Uh, Paws.
00:23:11Yeah, what's up?
00:23:12Hey, um, can we pay you to show us a good time?
00:23:18I mean, like a good time, like a good time around the islands, because we were going to be here
00:23:21for three or four days.
00:23:22We just want to, we want an adventure around the islands.
00:23:25Yeah, just like a tour guide.
00:23:27Yeah, only a tour guide.
00:23:28Like, you don't have to put us to bed or anything or, like, babysit us.
00:23:32You know, but it shows that I'm compromising and I'm open.
00:23:36Yeah, for sure.
00:23:37No, we could, I'm totally down.
00:23:39We can go to Pocky Point and there's the mangroves.
00:23:42I could tell you guys the secret island.
00:23:44Secret island?
00:23:45Yeah.
00:23:46It's this island that no one really knows about and it's fucking sick.
00:23:50Great.
00:23:50We'll be right.
00:24:21So, the owner was like, hey, pause.
00:24:22Why don't you just keep an eye on things you hear all the time?
00:24:24I'll pay you.
00:24:25So, it kind of just worked out.
00:24:27Sometimes things just work out.
00:24:30Yeah, sometimes things just work out.
00:24:33Like how we met on Craigslist.
00:24:40I was selling my Nana's lamp.
00:24:42Didn't really fit in my place.
00:24:44You would sell your Grandma's lamp?
00:24:47Um, well, I was leaning into a more Japanese aesthetic and Nana was more of a maximalist.
00:25:03Teresa answered the ad.
00:25:07And a lot of people were low-balling me.
00:25:10And then she comes in and she offers me the lowest number, right?
00:25:15And I couldn't say no because she's a good negotiator.
00:25:20Cool.
00:25:21Let's go for this one.
00:25:23Yeah.
00:25:29Yeah, it's magical.
00:25:31I mean, there's like fireflies everywhere and, um, I don't know why people should all over
00:25:36the Midwest.
00:25:37It's the best.
00:25:37I'm trying to remember why I was there.
00:25:39My cousin, lover.
00:25:41But it was winter, so there were no lightning bugs.
00:25:45Your cousin, lover?
00:25:46Yeah.
00:25:47My cousin Sammy at the time we were dating.
00:25:50You were dating your cousin?
00:25:51Yeah.
00:25:52Like, second cousin?
00:25:54No, first.
00:25:55It's very common for cousins to marry and have children.
00:25:59It's actually a Western constructed taboo that's pretty damaging to a normal and acceptable
00:26:03practice.
00:26:04Super Western.
00:26:12Hola.
00:26:14How are you?
00:26:15How are you?
00:26:16Good.
00:26:18Hola.
00:26:19Hola.
00:26:20Teresa?
00:26:24How are you doing?
00:26:26Muy bien.
00:26:27I mean, wow.
00:26:28This is a secret island.
00:26:31Wow.
00:26:31Oh, no.
00:26:32No, this is a secret island.
00:26:35I got to get to know you a little better before we go to secret island.
00:26:41Oh, tough luck.
00:26:44Come on, babe.
00:26:46Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:26:50Wow, babe.
00:26:51Pause.
00:26:52I thought you said you played soccer.
00:26:54Oh, come on.
00:26:55Give me a minute.
00:26:59Okay, if I were a fruit, what would I be?
00:27:02Coconut.
00:27:04Okay, what would Drew be?
00:27:06Oh.
00:27:09Are you saying I'm round?
00:27:10No, no.
00:27:12Coconut's are sweet.
00:27:13Where did you get that?
00:27:14Oh, yeah, my pops gave it to me.
00:27:15It's not being an eagle.
00:27:16Dads usually give it to their sons, but my dad gave it to me and not my brothers.
00:27:19Why?
00:27:20Because you're his favorite?
00:27:22Probably.
00:27:22Watch yourself.
00:27:23Thanks.
00:27:24Oh, thanks.
00:27:24Bye, guys.
00:27:26Yeah, we're still waiting on the bags for Houston, but it's actually pretty liberating.
00:27:30But who needs more than one outfit, right?
00:27:33I mean, who needs clothes at all?
00:27:35I'm just kidding.
00:27:36Yeah, I only have the t-shirts.
00:27:38How'd you choose your name, by the way?
00:27:40Pause?
00:27:42It means peace.
00:27:44So what?
00:27:44You just woke up one day and decided you wanted to be named peace?
00:27:47That's exactly what happened.
00:27:48Okay, well, if you can change your name, I can, too.
00:27:51You can.
00:27:52You can change it right now.
00:27:53Okay, my name's Coco.
00:27:57Because of the coconuts?
00:27:59No.
00:28:01We're moving at the speed of nature around here.
00:28:06Oh, my God.
00:28:09Oh, my God.
00:28:16Here you go.
00:28:17Thanks.
00:28:18Yeah, for sure.
00:28:21So, what kind of podcast do you work on?
00:28:25Conversation, mostly.
00:28:29True crime.
00:28:32Pop culture, sports.
00:28:34Right on.
00:28:35You like true crime?
00:28:39Not really, no.
00:28:41Do you?
00:28:42Fuck no.
00:28:47I used to be in music.
00:28:50No bills are paid that way.
00:28:51Mm-hmm.
00:28:53But the skills carry over into podcasting, so.
00:28:56Right.
00:28:58And I do get to play a little bit with the true crime stuff.
00:29:01Like, I'll add creepy music and mess with the levels.
00:29:09I don't think they notice that.
00:29:11Probably not.
00:29:13And the other shows, the hosts are like semi-famous people acting like they're saying something
00:29:20important to build their brands, so they don't have to podcast anymore.
00:29:24Oh, fuck.
00:29:25That's depressing.
00:29:28Wait, so you play an instrument?
00:29:30You guys, look.
00:29:32It's so cute.
00:29:37What cat that is?
00:29:42What are they saying?
00:29:44That cat's got scabies.
00:29:46Oh, my God.
00:29:48No, Teresa, cat scabies.
00:29:51They don't bite humans.
00:29:52God, I love that woman.
00:29:56They don't bite humans, Teresa.
00:29:58Come on.
00:30:01I can feel it.
00:30:02Why is this fucking crazy?
00:30:07It's good.
00:30:18Thank you so much.
00:30:20I'll see you there.
00:30:21Hey, guys.
00:30:22The boat is ready.
00:30:24May I help?
00:30:28You see my hat?
00:30:32Hey, oh, excuse me.
00:30:34Oh, that's my hat.
00:30:35That's mine.
00:30:36It's his hat now.
00:30:37I traded for this.
00:30:39What?
00:30:40It was a special rock, and he really wanted you to have it, but I was like, she's not going
00:30:44to take a rock from her kid, so I gave him that.
00:30:48Besides, your wife hates the hat.
00:30:50It was a special rock, and I was like, she's not going to take a rock, but I was like,
00:31:10she's not going to take a rock, but I was like, she's not going to take a rock, but I
00:31:10was like, she's not going to take a rock, but I was like, she's not going to take a rock,
00:31:11but I was like, she's not going to take a rock, but I was like, she's not going to take
00:31:11a rock, but I was like, she's not going to take a rock, but I was like, she's not going
00:31:11to take a rock, but I was like, she's not going to take a rock, but I was like, she's
00:31:11not going to take a rock, but I was like, she's not going to take a rock, but I was
00:31:11like, she's not going to take a rock, but I was like, she's not going to take a rock, but
00:31:13I was like, she's not going to take a rock, but I was like,
00:31:24um do you want to join us for a drink tonight
00:31:29of course all right what better way to end the day
00:31:33what do you mean we're going dancing tonight
00:31:40how are you this is drew
00:31:44this is my tiki
00:31:51so um my kiki what brought you to bogus
00:31:55no um just kiki a pause loves nicknames
00:32:06well i was out here for a certain reality tv show filming on an island out here
00:32:13you can't get that one and i was really excited of course and i mean it's super competitive to even
00:32:20get on so i didn't care if they cast me as the villain i was just so ready and um
00:32:26okay i was voted off for the first night oh yikes it's okay you put yourself out there and i
00:32:36think that
00:32:37is so good thanks for you i'm so big and i love that you're someone who would do that i
00:32:41appreciate
00:32:42that yeah it's just i don't know pause understands completely because i don't know if you've even
00:32:49seen a reality tv show before i haven't no one
00:32:54well the only thing worse than being the villain is being the one
00:32:59no one remembers so i decided to stay in town to decompress and wallow a bit and
00:33:09pause found me go keep those
00:33:11yeah drowning my sorrows
00:33:13i still think that is just so cool
00:33:15i would love to be on a show like that
00:33:17you should
00:33:18right
00:33:19i mean you've got the strength obviously
00:33:22and the social game which is
00:33:24pretty much most of it
00:33:26i'm gonna re-up
00:33:28my drink
00:33:29does anybody want another drink
00:33:31oh no i was still working on mine
00:33:33thanks though
00:33:35so what brings you guys to the island
00:33:38i'm gonna be like that
00:33:40it is our honeymoon
00:33:44your honeymoon
00:33:45oh my gosh congratulations the happy couple
00:33:49yes i have questions
00:33:51oh please fire away
00:33:57you like it this hour
00:34:02ew
00:34:04i like it this hour
00:34:08how long have you and um my kiki been together
00:34:11oh we're not together
00:34:15we just enjoy each other's company
00:34:16oh
00:34:18i figured
00:34:20which is fine
00:34:21obviously
00:34:22but wouldn't it be fine
00:34:23i don't blame you for staying
00:34:25this place is so beautiful
00:34:26i mean it is
00:34:27it really is
00:34:28i mean it's
00:34:28it's amazing
00:34:29but i didn't stay here for the island
00:34:33i stayed here for buried treasure
00:34:36what
00:34:36yeah
00:34:37yeah no i'm serious
00:34:39there's buried treasure
00:34:40all over
00:34:41this island
00:34:42yeah try this
00:34:52you're gonna spit it
00:34:53you like it
00:34:54mm-hmm
00:34:55okay
00:34:57i don't
00:35:00disgusting
00:35:01all right
00:35:07let's dance
00:35:15okay
00:35:19yeah
00:35:20yeah
00:35:21yeah
00:35:21yeah
00:35:21yeah
00:35:21yeah
00:35:23yeah
00:35:25yeah
00:35:43It's the history and the adventure and the exploring, it's just...
00:35:48Incredible.
00:35:49Yes!
00:35:50Guess what?
00:35:52We're going to the secret island, huh?
00:35:54Ooh!
00:35:54Ooh!
00:35:55What's that?
00:35:55Oh my God!
00:35:56I don't like things that crawl.
00:35:59Look, it won't do anything.
00:36:00It's just a crack.
00:36:01Ooh!
00:36:01Ooh!
00:36:02I love this song!
00:36:03Hey, drinks on me.
00:36:06Okay.
00:36:07Pause and Kiki, they're just friends.
00:36:09Very friendly friends.
00:36:11What about Kiki?
00:36:13Uh, uh, I don't know.
00:36:14What about Kiki?
00:36:15Come on.
00:36:16You know?
00:36:18No.
00:36:18No.
00:36:19Okay, let's do it.
00:36:20No, no, no.
00:36:20Come on, come on, come on.
00:36:21I was hoping to pause because you were attracted to them.
00:36:23Why don't you just feel pretty Kiki?
00:36:25Uh, I don't know, Drew.
00:36:27I don't know.
00:36:28The energy's not there.
00:36:29I found a connection with pause.
00:36:32Okay, took a beat, but we're on vacation.
00:36:35Like, this is safe space for us to explore together.
00:36:38Don't laugh.
00:36:39You know you want to.
00:36:40Okay.
00:36:40On adventure.
00:36:41Okay, fine.
00:36:42Maybe.
00:36:50Pause said they're gonna pick us up tomorrow morning and take us to breakfast on the ocean.
00:36:55I mean, do you feel that chemistry with pause?
00:36:58Cause I see it between you two.
00:37:00I mean, it is electric.
00:37:02It's like we're alive.
00:37:04And Secret Island is clearly where they go to fool around.
00:37:08I mean, you saw the look on Kiki's face when pause said that.
00:37:12What do you think it's gonna be like with pause?
00:37:16Are you mad about Kiki?
00:37:19When we go to Secret Island, it's gonna be like this.
00:37:36And this.
00:37:45You're gonna do this to both me and pause at the same time.
00:37:49Yes.
00:37:56And this.
00:38:07And this.
00:38:11And this.
00:38:14And this.
00:38:17And this.
00:38:47you're away
00:38:50what time is
00:38:51i have no idea
00:38:54hey what if we didn't sleep with boss
00:38:57what
00:38:58yeah i just feel like i sort of forced you into it and i don't know
00:39:04no no you didn't let's just stick to the plan for us our adventure
00:39:14right right okay i'm gonna go make coffee big day secret island
00:39:22secret island
00:39:48how is it
00:39:51it's good
00:39:55come in
00:40:00we're ready for secret island
00:40:03up we are
00:40:05yes
00:40:10no way
00:40:11i told you i got you
00:40:13you didn't have to do this
00:40:14no i did and it is a panama hat they're just made in ecuador it's a common misconception
00:40:19oh you look so cute
00:40:21okay so i have a picnic packed up here a special picnic
00:40:24we have some arts and crafts i love arts and crafts
00:40:27and a lot of water
00:40:28a lot of water
00:40:29oh good and the thing about secret island when we get there we're gonna have
00:40:32oh my god
00:40:32what's wrong
00:40:33oh my god
00:40:34oh my god
00:40:35oh my god
00:40:36did you get bit
00:40:36no nothing it's fine
00:40:37Teresa
00:40:38what happened
00:40:39no no it is
00:40:41no it's fine it's fine
00:40:43my ring
00:40:44i had it on on the porch
00:40:46it was on my finger
00:40:47and then i came out here to the ocean
00:40:48and then i stuck my hands down on the ground
00:40:50because i was drowning myself
00:40:52remind me barry
00:40:53just dig just dig
00:40:54are you sure it was right here
00:40:55yes
00:40:55oh that was so stupid
00:40:57that was so stupid
00:40:58what do we do
00:40:59oh my god
00:40:59it's okay
00:41:03i'm so sorry
00:41:04it's okay
00:41:05no i
00:41:07i'm not good
00:41:08don't say that
00:41:09i love you so much
00:41:12no
00:41:13no don't say that
00:41:15it's gonna be okay
00:41:17i love you
00:41:18what
00:41:19guys
00:41:20i'm so sorry
00:41:23the last metal detector
00:41:26on the island went missing
00:41:28six years ago
00:41:30i'm so sorry
00:41:31i'm so sorry
00:41:40is there anything i can do for you
00:42:07i'm so sorry
00:42:08i'm so sorry
00:42:09i'm so sorry
00:42:34We should go inside.
00:42:37Yeah.
00:42:52You've been trying to seduce me this whole time.
00:42:55No.
00:42:56No.
00:43:00Okay, well, yes.
00:43:03It's fine.
00:43:04We have a connection.
00:43:08You know what would make this even better?
00:43:10What?
00:43:11Breakfast in bed.
00:43:13Here, we'll help.
00:43:14Go ahead.
00:43:14No, no, I got it.
00:43:15No?
00:43:15Yeah.
00:43:34I feel so present.
00:43:38Like so in my body.
00:43:39Yeah.
00:43:40That's good.
00:43:41I've been trying to be like more of my body and just like more of myself in general.
00:43:45Like, for example, in my morning routine, I wake up, I do my morning pages, I write three
00:43:50things I'm grateful for, three things I wish I could improve upon, and three intentions
00:43:53I have for the day.
00:43:54Just fine.
00:43:55If I'm not staying grateful, I just like end up being this really like negative headspace,
00:43:58which sort of accelerates me to be like more in my body.
00:44:01Whoa.
00:44:04So you do all that so you can be present?
00:44:06Yeah.
00:44:06Yeah.
00:44:07All the time.
00:44:19I want you to be present with me.
00:44:24I don't, I don't, I don't think I could do that.
00:44:31Yeah.
00:44:31That?
00:44:37What do you feel?
00:44:40Mm.
00:44:43I feel your hands.
00:44:46What do you see?
00:44:50I see your eyes.
00:44:54How do you feel?
00:44:59I feel safe.
00:45:01You'll find you surprise yourself when you quiet yourself.
00:45:13Breakfast on the other deck.
00:45:20Man, I am so full, but I can't stop eating.
00:45:23I love your pancakes, Drew.
00:45:27I'm really good at making pancakes.
00:45:31Should we do a check-in?
00:45:34Yeah, sure.
00:45:36Yeah, well, I can go first.
00:45:38So we just engaged in an intimate experience together,
00:45:40and I feel very good about it.
00:45:48Yes.
00:45:52Well, I feel good.
00:45:55I feel really good.
00:45:56I'm surprised at how good I feel.
00:46:01And I'm more connected with you.
00:46:05So thank you, Paz.
00:46:07That makes me really happy to hear.
00:46:09Teresa?
00:46:11Oh, um, I feel like I have to pee.
00:46:17Having a meal.
00:46:24Um, um.
00:46:29I feel like I'm deaf, but I feel like I don't care.
00:46:34I feel like I know.
00:46:34I feel like I don't care.
00:46:35But I feel like I do as a sales morning.
00:46:35Do I feel like I don't care?
00:46:36I feel like I don't care?
00:46:37I feel like I'm good at all games.
00:47:00Are you happy now?
00:47:03Life is moving.
00:47:13At the speed of nature,
00:47:23what's to the pancakes?
00:47:26I am happy.
00:47:30I'm really, really happy.
00:47:36God.
00:47:38Flour, sugar, eggs, milk,
00:47:44chocolate.
00:47:48Chocolate?
00:47:50From your bag.
00:47:53That's not chocolate.
00:47:56Chocolate.
00:47:57It's not chocolate, Chuck?
00:48:00It's magic chocolate.
00:48:12Oh, my God.
00:48:14Gap in the teeth leads to the heart.
00:48:19Oh, man.
00:48:22Albert Einstein's second wife, Elsa,
00:48:24was his first cousin.
00:48:25Oh, my God.
00:48:27Their mothers were sisters,
00:48:29and their fathers were first cousins.
00:48:31Oh, my God.
00:48:33Can you imagine how hard it would be
00:48:35to balance mother-in-laws,
00:48:36who are also sisters?
00:48:38Oh, my God.
00:48:41On top of maintaining his relationship with Elsa?
00:48:45I love my husband.
00:48:49I love his jokes.
00:48:52They're funny.
00:48:55They are funny.
00:48:56You know what?
00:48:58What?
00:49:00I have to love people right where they are.
00:49:04You gotta love people right where they are, Drew.
00:49:08I've got your back.
00:49:19I'm so happy.
00:49:22I'm so happy.
00:49:26I'm so happy.
00:49:30That's not you.
00:49:40I drugged us.
00:49:42I drugged us on accident.
00:49:47Oh, shit.
00:49:50Whoa.
00:49:51Whoa.
00:50:16Let me see it.
00:50:21Oh, fuck.
00:50:26Oh, fuck.
00:50:28Oh, fuck.
00:50:36This is like the best thing I've ever eaten.
00:50:42What are the plans for tonight?
00:50:46I need to dance.
00:50:48Oh, you know what?
00:50:49I need to dance, too.
00:50:51Mm-hmm.
00:50:52Let's dance.
00:50:53I'm gonna meet up with some friends,
00:50:55but y'all should definitely have some fun.
00:51:00Oh, yeah.
00:51:01Good.
00:51:02Yeah, that's great, actually.
00:51:03You know what?
00:51:04I've been wanting some solo time with you, right?
00:51:06Oh, yeah.
00:51:07That's good.
00:51:08Yeah, that's a good idea.
00:51:10All right.
00:51:11Well, if you need me, you know where I live.
00:51:15Right down the beach.
00:51:20All right.
00:51:22Bye.
00:51:23Bye.
00:51:24I'm just so funny.
00:51:27Hmm.
00:51:29This will be nice.
00:51:44No, I am glad we chose here.
00:51:47Yeah.
00:51:48It's been so...
00:51:49Um...
00:51:50You okay?
00:51:51Yeah.
00:51:54Well, what the fuck with that?
00:51:55It's just a crap.
00:51:57No!
00:51:57It's a crap.
00:51:58Oh, my God.
00:51:59I don't like it.
00:52:00I don't like it.
00:52:01I don't like it.
00:52:01The thing is, I feel like if I'm moving,
00:52:04then things can't bite me.
00:52:05Does that make sense?
00:52:06Mm-hmm.
00:52:06So I just feel like we need to go dancing.
00:52:08Yeah, let's just...
00:52:09Let's go dancing.
00:52:12Mm-hmm.
00:52:12Are you okay?
00:52:15Mm-hmm.
00:52:16Ugh.
00:52:20Drew?
00:52:21Are you sure you're okay?
00:52:25Yes.
00:52:26You can go without me.
00:52:29Don't deny your dancing mood.
00:52:32Okay.
00:52:35I'll be dancing here.
00:52:37I'm good.
00:52:38Okay.
00:52:39Good night.
00:52:52Um, hola.
00:52:53Hi.
00:52:54Uh, um, un tequila soda, por favor.
00:52:58Tequila soda?
00:52:59SĆ.
00:52:59Okay.
00:53:00Oh, con lime.
00:53:01Right now.
00:53:15Hola, John.
00:53:16ĀæQuĆ© tal?
00:53:16Hey, Kiki.
00:53:17Hola.
00:53:18ĀæCĆ³mo estĆ”s?
00:53:19Bien.
00:53:19ĀæY tĆŗ?
00:53:20Excelente.
00:53:21Hello.
00:53:22Bienvenida.
00:53:26Hi.
00:53:27How was your day?
00:53:29Oh, it was, um, it was great.
00:53:31Thanks.
00:53:32Yeah.
00:53:33Great.
00:53:39Do you hate yourself?
00:53:42No.
00:53:44I don't hate myself.
00:53:46That's great.
00:53:46Um, what kind of person is that?
00:53:51Oh, right.
00:53:52Um, no, I'm just wondering.
00:53:54I'm just wondering.
00:54:00You see, I was on this reality TV show.
00:54:04Yes, I know.
00:54:05Right.
00:54:06Um, sorry.
00:54:11Just, I figure you have to hate yourself to put yourself on a show like that.
00:54:23But, at least now I know I hate myself.
00:54:27And I'm working on it.
00:54:29And I think someday I will like myself.
00:54:34That's great, Kiki, that you're doing all that work.
00:54:37Um, but I like myself.
00:54:41So, I don't really think that pertains to me, yeah.
00:54:46That's good.
00:54:53Oh, Magda.
00:54:54Thank you, God.
00:54:59You know, I saw you guys earlier.
00:55:02You and you and Paws and Drew.
00:55:06Oh, yeah, that's okay.
00:55:09I mean, I'm super used to it by now.
00:55:12And that's kind of Paws's thing.
00:55:14You know, sleeping with couples here on vacation.
00:55:17And it's funny because they all think it's like this magical, unique thing.
00:55:22I mean, but it's not.
00:55:29Being with Paws alone, though, that's different.
00:55:32That's special.
00:55:33Like, they let very few people in one-on-one like that.
00:55:47Um, okay, thank you.
00:55:50I have to go.
00:55:53Um, okay, do you, um...
00:56:07I'm an experience.
00:56:09I can have my own experience.
00:56:10I don't...
00:56:15Hans!
00:56:17Hans!
00:56:17Oh, sorry.
00:56:36Paws?
00:56:41Hey.
00:56:47How's your name?
00:56:51Hey!
00:56:52Yo!
00:56:53I was just packing so we could go first thing.
00:56:55Oh, great.
00:56:56Yeah.
00:56:56Awesome.
00:56:57Um, do you want to have a beer?
00:57:00Is it cold?
00:57:02Is it cold?
00:57:15You're quiet.
00:57:18I just feel at ease when I'm around you.
00:57:22So you like me?
00:57:34I'm sorry.
00:57:36Um, Teresa's just in my head.
00:57:41And I can't stop thinking.
00:57:43Um, I thought that I was standing on something solid.
00:57:53But, but now I think that I'm the only one that felt that.
00:58:08She said that she wanted us to have our own experience.
00:58:14You and me.
00:58:17Okay.
00:58:21Oh, my God.
00:58:37Oh, my God.
00:58:49Oh, my God.
00:58:59Oh, my God.
00:59:06Oh, my God.
00:59:20I know you think I'm crazy, but I'm not.
00:59:40Come on, the store's jammed.
00:59:48Need some help?
00:59:51Want me to fix it?
00:59:54Did you have fun?
00:59:57It was really, really fun.
01:00:02I missed you.
01:00:04How are you feeling?
01:00:06Oh, much better.
01:00:08Good.
01:00:08Mm-hmm.
01:00:10Hey, listen.
01:00:11I want you so bad right now.
01:00:14I miss everyone at once.
01:00:18Oh, feel the breath.
01:00:21Sorry, Bean.
01:00:22No, no.
01:00:31Well, you're tipsy there.
01:00:35You know what?
01:00:36I'm really tired.
01:00:47All right.
01:00:50Mm-hmm.
01:01:14I'm sorry.
01:01:18No.
01:01:19Keep going.
01:01:20No, I was just messing around.
01:01:25Are you ready for Secret Island?
01:01:28Mm-hmm.
01:01:30Oh, how was the bar?
01:01:32Oh, it was really, really fun.
01:01:34Yeah.
01:01:35I love hanging with that crew.
01:01:39Paws is such a funny dancer.
01:01:42Paws was there?
01:01:44That's weird.
01:01:46Why is it weird?
01:01:48Well, Paws was here getting the boat ready for today.
01:01:53Okay.
01:01:54And, um, I saw them and I went down there.
01:01:58And then we had our own experience.
01:02:05Um, you and Paws?
01:02:07Yeah.
01:02:09You and Paws hooked up?
01:02:11Yeah.
01:02:12Yeah.
01:02:12Yeah, like you wanted.
01:02:15It was...
01:02:17I was open and it was awesome.
01:02:21Wow.
01:02:23Yeah.
01:02:24That's what you say, right?
01:02:26Because you said that you told me you wanted me to...
01:02:28Yeah.
01:02:28Yeah, of course.
01:02:33Yo!
01:02:52Hey, here we are at Friday Beach or whatever it's called.
01:02:57There is the ocean.
01:03:00And here is Paws.
01:03:04And there's Drew.
01:03:06Drew.
01:03:08Drew.
01:03:09Here's a smile.
01:03:11Okay.
01:03:12That is gonna have to be good enough.
01:03:17Hey, Teresa, are you, uh, are you upset?
01:03:20No.
01:03:21No?
01:03:22Why would I be upset?
01:03:24Oh, because Drew and I had our own experience last night.
01:03:27Which, which you said was okay.
01:03:29And you may have mixed feelings now about it, which is totally fine.
01:03:33Okay.
01:03:34Cool.
01:03:35Well, yeah.
01:03:36I mean, maybe I did say something along those lines and it is fine.
01:03:40So, sorry if I'm a bit wound up.
01:03:43Well, I guess just some of us had a certain sort of release last night and some of us didn't.
01:03:49If you were to take a scientific poll, if he was the most relaxed on the island, it's not gonna
01:03:54be me, so.
01:03:56That's fine.
01:03:56I'm sort of over here.
01:03:57You're sort of over there.
01:04:00Great.
01:04:01We're the three musketeers.
01:04:02One of the musketeers had been like picked out of the group and asked back to some sort of weird
01:04:06reunion tour.
01:04:07I don't know how to work.
01:04:08But no.
01:04:10I'm good.
01:04:12Hey, are you hungry?
01:04:13No, Drew.
01:04:14I'm not hungry.
01:04:15I'm fasting.
01:04:17Okay.
01:04:18You two need to figure this out.
01:04:20Can you just give us a second?
01:04:24No, Teresa.
01:04:26Just talk to me.
01:04:28Talk to me.
01:04:28There's nothing to talk about.
01:04:30Well, I'm confused because you said that you wanted this.
01:04:33That's exactly what you said.
01:04:34Okay, I don't mean every single thing that I say.
01:04:37How am I supposed to know that?
01:04:39I would never do anything that would hurt you.
01:04:42I would never-
01:04:44Hey!
01:04:45Where you going?
01:04:47You two need to figure it out!
01:04:49You're gonna just leave us here!
01:04:54Great!
01:04:55Fucking great.
01:04:58What?
01:04:59I did something?
01:05:01Yeah, literally.
01:05:02Paws left us stranded here because we're so fucking awkward to be around.
01:05:07I just think it's funny.
01:05:08I just think it's funny.
01:05:10I just think it's funny that this entire week I've been the bad guy for wanting to do something with
01:05:13Paws.
01:05:14I never said that you were the bad guy for wanting us to do something with Paws.
01:05:18And then meanwhile,
01:05:19bloody fucking doll, you and Paws.
01:05:22This was your idea.
01:05:23You said I would love for you to have your own experience with Paws.
01:05:26I think it would be beautiful.
01:05:27Oh, okay.
01:05:28Mister, this is for us.
01:05:29That is the only reason why I agreed to do the threesome.
01:05:33God forbid I want anything outside of this.
01:05:37You know what? You didn't want this for us.
01:05:39You wanted it for you and now you're pissed off because Paws and I have a connection.
01:05:44The three of us weren't enough for you.
01:05:47You just wanted your own thing.
01:05:49You know what? All this little playing pretend that we're doing.
01:05:53So blah.
01:05:55Makes me sick.
01:05:57This whole thing makes me sick.
01:06:01And honestly, Drew,
01:06:04I feel bad for you.
01:06:06I just want everyone to love you.
01:06:08Is that why you're bending over backwards for Paws,
01:06:12for the boat driver,
01:06:13for the guy in the aisle seat, everyone?
01:06:15Why do you make me feel this way?
01:06:19You make me feel bad for just existing.
01:06:25Apparently there's something inherently wrong with me that you see and nobody else in the world sees.
01:06:31Like, I'm really sorry that people actually think I'm a good person.
01:06:37Maybe there's something wrong with you, Teresa.
01:06:39You know what? You're not the only person who thinks that about me.
01:06:42Oh, guess who else thinks that about me?
01:06:44I think that about me.
01:06:45But at least I do the work to be okay with being a complicated person.
01:06:50Fetal fasting's not doing the work.
01:06:53The videos, it's not work.
01:06:54And the threesome's not doing the work.
01:06:56Okay, well, why don't you tell yourself whatever little story makes you happy, right?
01:06:59Like, how about our story?
01:07:00Our little me cute.
01:07:02Yeah.
01:07:02Oh, I texted her and I waited a whole week and then she got back to me right away, right?
01:07:07I didn't even save your number.
01:07:10I was just drunk and horny on a shitty date.
01:07:14So I thought, yeah, why not hook up with the rando who I literally don't remember?
01:07:17And I show up and it's the lamp guy.
01:07:20Yeah, I referred to you as the lamp guy to my friends for weeks.
01:07:24And you just kept hanging around.
01:07:26So I thought, sure, I'll fuck you.
01:07:27Sure, I'll date you.
01:07:29Sure, I'll marry you.
01:07:30Which was so dumb because three years later, I still can't fucking stand you.
01:07:38And I'm sorry.
01:07:39You're right.
01:07:40I, for whatever reason, for whatever reason that I cannot explain.
01:07:45I cannot figure out a way to love you.
01:07:49What is wrong with me?
01:07:51That I cannot figure out a way to love you when the rest of the fucking world can.
01:08:19Drew, what are you doing?
01:08:22I'm building a shelter.
01:08:23Oh, my God.
01:08:25We're stranded on an island called Secret Island.
01:08:28Who knows how long we'll be here?
01:08:30Okay.
01:08:31Well, um, let me help you.
01:08:34I don't want your help.
01:08:39I don't want your stick.
01:08:55Drew.
01:08:58Drew.
01:09:00Don't talk to me.
01:09:03Drew.
01:09:04Don't talk to me.
01:09:06I have nothing to say to you.
01:09:08Drew, our boat is here.
01:09:27So, how's your day going?
01:09:50So, how's your day going?
01:10:13How good is the pina colada sound right now?
01:10:17Drew.
01:10:18Can we talk about this?
01:10:19I'm sorry.
01:10:21My lawyer will be in touch.
01:10:25Are you seriously divorcing me right now?
01:10:31Yes.
01:10:43I want to go back.
01:10:47I want to go back.
01:11:08Can we stop it, babies?
01:11:24I'll be right back.
01:11:30About earlier.
01:11:31No, no, no.
01:11:31No need to apologize.
01:11:33It's okay.
01:11:36Teresa and I are done.
01:11:40Oh, fuck.
01:11:41Okay.
01:11:42And I just wanted to come check on you.
01:11:44I know it was a lot.
01:11:46You just broke up with Teresa.
01:11:47You coming to check on me?
01:11:49Yeah.
01:11:50Yeah.
01:11:55True.
01:11:55I'm okay.
01:12:04Okay.
01:12:04Right.
01:12:09I'm sorry.
01:12:12I'm sorry.
01:12:42I'm sorry.
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