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00:07Oh, hey Dad, and what can I do for you?
00:11Kalou, did you eat all of the cookies out of the cookie jar?
00:15Um, no, why do you ask?
00:18Because young man, there was a full jar of cookies on the side yesterday, and when I
00:24went to go and get them, they were all gone.
00:26So, I'll ask you again, did you eat them?
00:31No, I didn't, it wasn't me.
00:35Well, I'm not convinced, because it certainly wasn't me.
00:40Are you sure it wasn't Mommy or Rosie?
00:42Because it could've been one of them two who did it.
00:46Kalou, we are the only two in the house because your mother has gone shopping and has taken
00:51Rosie with her.
00:53Well, maybe you ate them all but just forgot.
00:57Kalou, I would have remembered if I ate an entire jar of cookies, so it wasn't me, and
01:02that only leaves you.
01:04Look, I did not eat them all you girly haired baffoon.
01:08Maybe you went sleepwalking and ate them whilst doing so.
01:12Oh don't be so ridiculous.
01:15Well, it's not the first time, because I've seen you sleepwalking before and once I saw
01:20you having a conversation with the toilet.
01:23Hey, you said you never mentioned that.
01:27But it did happen though, so if you can have a conversation with the toilet while sleepwalking,
01:32then it's possible that you could have eaten all the cookies.
01:35Oh damn, maybe you're right.
01:38Maybe you should have checked the house cameras before accusing me.
01:43Hey come on buddy, I didn't really accuse.
01:47I just asked because you do have a history of doing stuff like that.
01:52Please leave me alone, I am feeling emotionally scarred right now.
01:57Waaahhhhhh

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